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  1. Re:Priceless on Free Upgrade From XP Home to XP Pro Lite · · Score: 1

    $25,000 is nothing in enterprise computing, but few people think nothing of £20.

  2. Re:Glad to see it... on Konqueror Passes the Acid2 Test Too · · Score: 1
    Ya' know, when it comes to open source, I belive every developer should work on whatever they want, and it's no one's right to tell them otherwise.

    But a port of KDE to Windows!? What are they thinking?

  3. Re:I wonder if they could do the reverse? on Ancient Cave Bear DNA Extracted and Decoded · · Score: 1

    Yes, or at least make a good guess at the family. Most braches of the tree have been mapped enough to place an unknown sample on it.

  4. Re:What A Shame! on Ancient Cave Bear DNA Extracted and Decoded · · Score: 1

    Cross-compile it using a Grizzley bear! Or whatever the closest relative is. We could probably gestate an embryo in any large mammal, given enough incentive.

  5. Re:Easy..just need smooth lines on Will Sex In Games Ever Be Sexy? · · Score: 3, Funny
    from bash.org;

    bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
    BritneySpears14: Aight.
    bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
    BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
    bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
    bloodninja: Me too baby.
    BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
    bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
    BritneySpears14: Hey...
    bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
    BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
    bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
    BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
    bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
    bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
    BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
    bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
    bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
    bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
    bloodninja: Baby?
    --------------
    BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
    eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
    BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
    eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
    BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
    BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
    eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
    BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
    eminemBNJA: Oh ****
    eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

  6. Re:Tell me again on Will Next-Gen Consoles Kill Off PC Gaming? · · Score: 1

    Actually, the PS3 is 1080p.

  7. Re:Tell me again on Will Next-Gen Consoles Kill Off PC Gaming? · · Score: 1
    Nope. 24 fps (film) works, but only because of motion blur, phosphor persistence in the screen, and in a dark theatre.

    At about ~40 fps, a game will still exhibit visible tearing, but motion should start to feel smooth. I find it only feels perfectly smooth greater than 50 fps, less on a LCD screen. I have no doubt others need a higher frame rate for it to feel smooth.

  8. Re:It all depends on the technology on Single Molecule Transistor A Reality · · Score: 1

    ith no so bad

  9. Re:OMG I DIDNT SAY THAT on Single Molecule Transistor A Reality · · Score: 1

    However old you are, you're a fucking idiot.

  10. Re:Couldnt care less... on The Return of GPLFlash · · Score: 1
    Great. You can use flash on Linux, so what does it matter. Real foresight there.

    I can't use flash on OpenBSD, linux on ARM processers, linux on PowerPC, or AMD64 (natively). These platforms are now crippled by this. An open player would fix this. Get it?

  11. Re:Yeah, think of the abbreviation on Longhorn Drops 'My' Prefixes · · Score: 1

    So. You get a reference that 90% of /. readers should get, and that gives you the right to use "incognoscenti"? I don't think so.

  12. Re:lemme get this straight... on Longhorn Drops 'My' Prefixes · · Score: 1

    Since when is it a problem for an ISP not to filter a port?

  13. Re:Hardware Req on Juicebox Hacking · · Score: 1

    From the look of juicebox.com, it seems like Mattel might be getting a lot for product placement to the tween crowd. IIRC, it's the most hotly contested market, as companies compete to establish brand loyalty.

  14. Re:PSP And Memory Stick Duo? on Juicebox Hacking · · Score: 2, Funny

    Me and my two girlfriends like to watch porn in bed on our PSP, I'm glad you enjoy yours.

  15. Re:If this is true on Fighting Cancer with Math · · Score: 1

    That's not a Nobel, it's a "Bank of Sweden Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel."

  16. Re:Tsk! Tsk! on Filling Up On Algae · · Score: 1

    It's totally doable to convert a diesel engine to biofule and then run it on vegtebale oil. There are at least 5 or 6 in my town.

  17. Re:Titanium is a pain to weld or melt in the house on Kazakhstan's Spaceship Junkyard · · Score: 1
    From Pliny the Elder's Naturalis Historia:

    One day a goldsmith in Rome was allowed to show the Emperor Tiberius a dinner plate of a new metal. The plate was very light, and almost as bright as silver. The goldsmith told the Emperor that he had made the metal from plain clay. He also assured the Emperor that only he, himself, and the Gods knew how to produce this metal from clay. The Emperor became very interested, and as a financial expert he was also a little concerned. The Emperor felt immediately, however, that all his treasures of gold and silver would fall in value if people started to produce this bright metal of clay. Therefore, instead of giving the goldsmith the regard expected, he ordered him to be beheaded.

    From the wikipedia article

    If it was aluminium, that is...

  18. Re:What killed the cows? on Kazakhstan's Spaceship Junkyard · · Score: 4, Funny
    The cows were killed by a booster falling into a river, damming the river and creating a lake. The lake provided habitat for fowl, which hosted a particularly insidious bird flu. This caused the Russian authorities to kill all birds, people and cows in a 10 mile radius.

    One cow was almost killed by a direct impact, but managed to pull through after weeks of intensive care.

  19. Re:PANTS/NO PANTS?! on Roger Ebert Answers Star Wars Questions · · Score: 1
    It would be a meme for the ages...

  20. Re:Ebert is a funny liberal on Roger Ebert Answers Star Wars Questions · · Score: 1

    I add my votes to the ones above. XXX, but very smart and funny.

  21. Re:Smooooooth on Trojan Built for Industrial Espionage · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I hold no love for MS, but the OP is right, this is pure MS bashing.

  22. Re:Ebert: My Job is So Easy on Roger Ebert Answers Star Wars Questions · · Score: 3, Informative

    He bought the account on eBay. I'm not making this up. Now is he a troll?

  23. Re:Chillax? on w00t is 3rd Favorite Non-Dictionary Word · · Score: 1
    It's used in a KitKat commercial. As in "What are you doing?", "Ahh, you know, chillaxin'"

    I use it to show how down I am with the kids these days. Word.

  24. Re:Shitty? on There Is No Point To E3 · · Score: 1

    Then we have a different understanding of "professional".

  25. Re:Shitty? on There Is No Point To E3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A) It was a quote.
    B) /. is a disscusion site, not 'the media'.
    C) /. is most certainly not a professional organization.
    D) /. has never tried to better itself, no matter how much people complain or ridicule.