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Fighting Cancer with Math

zoloback writes "A group of scientists have developed a mathematical method to fight certain forms of cancer. The study has taken the team several years, but the first trial on a human has been successful. You can read the actual paper. It looks like a huge advancement in science, because there's a possibility to extrapolate the method to other types of cancer" From the article: "The researchers have evidence to show that all tumors grow in the same way, irrespective of the tissue or species in which they develop. In a previous paper, these researchers reported that tumor growth, rather than being exponential as commonly believed, is a much slower "linear" process similar to the growth of certain crystals and other natural phenomena."

263 comments

  1. She cured my cancer with math by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 4, Funny

    But she blinded me with science!

    I'm Dancin Santa, bitch!

    1. Re:She cured my cancer with math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer to fight cancer in other ways.

    2. Re:She cured my cancer with math by arodland · · Score: 1

      ... and failed you in biology.

  2. Wow. by Fookin · · Score: 1
    That has got to be the coolest thing I've read all day.

    Reading articles like this makes me wish I had paid better attention in math class.

    1. Re:Wow. by urlgrey · · Score: 1

      Yup. Funny you should mention that because I had a similar thought as soon as I read the article, too. What hit me was, "Reading articles like this makes me glad I subscribe to /."

      To the poster, contributors, and Slashdot creators alike: thanks.

      Oh, and the users are sometimes OK, too. ;-)

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    2. Re:Wow. by lastchance_000 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That's all well and good, but, umm... can we toss a bone to the people actually working to cure cancer?

      Thank you.

    3. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading articles like this reinforces my love for Math and makes me proud to be a Math student.

    4. Re:Wow. by Andy+Gardner · · Score: 2, Funny

      The article seems a bit short on details. Like what treatments they are implimenting based on the formula. Or do they just write formulae down on paper and feed them to the patient?

    5. Re:Wow. by urlgrey · · Score: 1

      [sigh] Oh, alright. Those people are great, too. ;-) [/sigh]

      There's just no easy Slashdot-like 'subscribe' option for supporting cancer research or I'd do that, too.

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  3. If this is true by Telvin_3d · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If this works the way they say it does, then all I can say is that someone has just won a nobel prize.

    1. Re:If this is true by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      Seriously. First thing that crossed my mind reading the summary was "wow, that took some serious out-of-the-box thinking".

      If this works, these guys deserve a world of recognition.

    2. Re:If this is true by shreevatsa · · Score: 1

      Um, Nobel Prize?
      There is no Nobel Prize in Mathematics (and it has nothing to Alfred Nobel's wife).
      But yes, the mathematicians might get a Nobel for "Physiology/Medicine". Cool! The only other Mathematician I know who has won a Nobel Prize is of course John Nash, for economics.

    3. Re:If this is true by greenskyx · · Score: 3, Informative

      I thought I'd send a quick response to this. You can't get a nobel prize in Mathematics. I'm not sure if they could get one with this research for medicine though. I'm guessing it's that possible. Peace.

    4. Re:If this is true by SeventyBang · · Score: 1


      Current topics on the pet peeve list (so you made #1):


      1. "out-of-the-box"?

      An overused, misunderstood phrase. Were you by chance referring to lateral thinking? (see: Edward deBono)

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    5. Re:If this is true by Bender_ · · Score: 1

      Growth front analysis based on fractal theory is a pretty common method. It can also be used to describe advancing flames, the growth of thin films, growths of plants and bacteria colonies etc.

      Its application in medical sciences may be rare - mostly because med. people are not really fond of mathematics.

      Given the background of these methods I would be suprised if this was the first time it is applied to the growth of cancer. The article seems to be well written and pretty comprehensive though, thus it is probably worth mentioning anways.

      If anybody is interested in further reading on this topic: The second reference in the articles (barabasy et al) points to the bible of fractal surface growth. This is all you need to start.

    6. Re:If this is true by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      Weeeeeeee! #1!

      Come on; english is my second language, but "out of the box thinking" is a common expresion for someone who attacks a problem in a completely new and unthought-before way. Relax.

    7. Re:If this is true by gerddie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      English is me second language too, but "out-of-the-box" is just what it is, you have the solution "in your box" and you just take it out. What you probably mean is "thinking outside of the box".

    8. Re:If this is true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no Nobel prize in economics, it is the "Swedish central banks economy prize in memory of Alfred Nobell".

    9. Re:If this is true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Oh wait! Oh wait! I know some piece of that that not quite everybody knows! And even though with a little thought I can see it doesn't really apply here, I'm going to say it anyway, because it makes me feel good to say things that I know!"

    10. Re:If this is true by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Of course, mathematicians could get the Field's medal. That's one thing I learned from Good Will Hunting. Anyway, it seems that mathematicians get very little recognition for what they do. You always hear about nobel prize winners and pulitzer prize winners, but you hardly ever hear of Field's medal winners. I think that was something else they pointed out in Good Will Hunting. Very few people get famous for doing math. Even Newton is known more for discovering gravity, than discovering calculus. The later of which is much more important to science and technology in general.

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    11. Re:If this is true by TrixX · · Score: 1

      http://nobelprize.org/economics/laureates/1994/

      That is a Nobel prize for a mathematician (The nobel prize is in economics). John Nash, for his work in game theory and its application to economy

    12. Re:If this is true by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      That's not a Nobel, it's a "Bank of Sweden Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel."

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    13. Re:If this is true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see the NitWit Nazi's are alive and well....sheesh

    14. Re:If this is true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      retard

    15. Re:If this is true by WaterBreath · · Score: 1

      The Fields Medal is the rough equivalent to the Nobel Prize, for mathematics. It is worth less, monetarily, however.

      http://mathworld.wolfram.com/FieldsMedal.html

    16. Re:If this is true by Homonymous+Howard · · Score: 1
      The only other Mathematician I know who has won a Nobel Prize is of course John Nash, for economics.
      Bertrand Russell won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1950. He worked in mathematical logic, so you might not consider him a mathematician...
  4. Could they elaborate a bit? by Quebec · · Score: 1

    I fail to see the link between the math, the treatment and the cure.. could someone explain it to me?

    1. Re:Could they elaborate a bit? by zoloback · · Score: 5, Informative

      The breakthrough lies in the connection between the variables that allow a tumor to grow and the control that can be put over those variables, a lot of these were never considered before (such as barometric pressure inside the mass, and blood vessel proliferation).
      This are easily controllable factors, so instead of treating the tumor by trying to kill the cells via radio or chemical therapy, they attack the factors that (in a mathematical model) determine the growth of the tumor, turning them into negative variables and therefore extinguishing the mass

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    2. Re:Could they elaborate a bit? by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 2, Funny

      could someone explain it to me?

      It's simple, really. The cancer can't survive if the host organism is dead. Therefore scientists have proposed boring cancer sufferers to death with complex mathematical proofs, hence killing the cancerous cells and preventing the patient from having to suffer the horrible death that cancer brings.

      It is not the point that the boring mathematical proofs are a more painful death that the years of suffering at the hands of cancer and conventional treatments.

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    3. Re:Could they elaborate a bit? by Hao+Wu · · Score: 3, Insightful
      ... so instead of treating the tumor by trying to kill the cells via radio or chemical therapy, they attack the factors that (in a mathematical model) determine the growth of the tumor, turning them into negative variables and therefore extinguishing the mass.

      Unfortunately some of the most promising drugs that work to shrink tumors are not improving survival rates whatsoever. They are, in fact, shrinking the tumors "like they're supposed to", but this isn't doing anything to stop progression of the cancer.

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    4. Re:Could they elaborate a bit? by RonBurk · · Score: 1
      Exactly. The paper contains no information on curing anyone that I can see. The news report claims the scientists "used a mathematical formula to create a treatment based on neutrofiles". Huh? Does "neutrofiles" mean "nuetrophils" (the most common type of white blood cell)? If so, what did the treatment consist of? Injections of white blood cells? How in the world would that be tailored via a mathematical analysis, and what information did they take from the tumor that would allow such tailoring?

      Sigh. It's always so frustrating trying to make heads or tales out of news accounts of medical research.

      It is interesting the paper generally downplays the importance of angiogenesis in tumor growth. Yet I could not immediately see how their theory could otherwise explain the large number of cancer tumors we know are harmless, precisely because they cannot grow blood vessels. I chuckle a bit at their comment that factors such as angiogenesis may influence growth merely by "allowing it or not". Pardon me if my immediate inclination is to reach for the on/off switch rather than fractal math!

    5. Re:Could they elaborate a bit? by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      It is not the point that the boring mathematical proofs are a more painful death that the years of suffering at the hands of cancer and conventional treatments.

      Hey, it's better than reading them poetry, right?

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    6. Re:Could they elaborate a bit? by hughk · · Score: 1

      There has been a lot of stuff recently on timed administration of drugs to maximise the effect. In the case of cancer it is to hit and block the replication phase rather than the quiescent phase when the cancerous cell is almost identical to others.

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    7. Re:Could they elaborate a bit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about this: RTFA
      Oh, wait... This is slashdot...

    8. Re:Could they elaborate a bit? by sammyjaf · · Score: 1

      This is way overhyped. There are all kinds of bioinformatics models for cancer growth and metastisis. There are hundreds of systems biology labs out there who have long viewed cancer as a network that can be compared to other networks (electronic mapping diagrams, the Internet, airline routes, etc.) This particular paper is no "breakthrough". It's part of a mounting pile of evidence that cancer growth can be analyzed in this way. What's important is what basic research scientists find out about cancer by using this model, not the creation of the model itself.

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    9. Re:Could they elaborate a bit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One human patient has been treated, and apparently there was some extensive testing on rats. That's why it is hyped. The model has translated into clinical results. Not enough human clinical results to be considered a viable human treatment yet, obviously... one positive over a sample of one doesn't mean anything. However, the fact that many rats behaved according to expectations would indicate that it is a viable approach.

    10. Re:Could they elaborate a bit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I understand the paper correctly, they are saying they found a better bioinformatics model. If this is true, it is an important step foreward.

    11. Re:Could they elaborate a bit? by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      It's only better than Vogon poetry...

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  5. Sinple math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    1 pack/day + lungs = bad
    no smoking + lungs = good

    duh. fuzz those scientifics.

    1. Re:Sinple math by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      So, what's the answer when a non-smoker gets lung cancer?

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    2. Re:Sinple math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      42.

    3. Re:Sinple math by beetlefeet · · Score: 1

      Blame their smoking friends whose second hand smoke they breathe? Seriously though, do many people actually get lung cancer without any exposure to cigarette smoke? (Or worse things in some specific professions) Maybe a very small number of people would, but people exposed to smoke are like multiple orders of magnitude more likely to get lung or throat cancer right?

    4. Re:Sinple math by datafr0g · · Score: 1

      Check this out: http://www.txtwriter.com/Onscience/Articles/smokin gcancer2.html

      From the linked doc:
      As late as 1920, lung cancer was a rare disease. About 20 years after the incidence of smoking began to increase among men, lung cancer also started to become more common.

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    5. Re:Sinple math by Seraphim1982 · · Score: 1

      Maybe a very small number of people would, but people exposed to smoke are like multiple orders of magnitude more likely to get lung or throat cancer right?

      Only if you consider something like 40x to be "multiple orders of magnitude".

    6. Re:Sinple math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lung cancer might not be the only kind of cancer. Since the 1920's... what kind of medical records did they keep in the 1800's btw? I wonder if the other cancer's suddenly appeared about the same time. I guess second hand smoke causes all of the newly discovered diseases too.

    7. Re:Sinple math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Divide by zero?

    8. Re:Sinple math by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      " Seriously though, do many people actually get lung cancer without any exposure to cigarette smoke?"

      Yes, that's why I brought it up.

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  6. Cheers! by zdr1977 · · Score: 1

    Cheers to this. From my perspective, we can't spend enough time researching cures for cancer...just my selfish perspective, I guess, but I've lost far too many family members to it already...

  7. Nothing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe with this new treatment, "Move Along, Nothing to see here" will actually have some relevance.

    1. Re:Nothing? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Maybe with this new treatment, "Move Along, Nothing to see here" will actually have some relevance.

      Maybe if it's Ben Kenobi who says so.

      "These aren't the cells you're looking for. Move along." (waves hand)

  8. Not really by fgl · · Score: 4, Informative

    Im very Impressed Im sure. But its not really fighting cancer with math, just creating a good model on how to repond with the treatments we have.

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    1. Re:Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The paper is actually describing a model for how tumors grow and doesn't really have anything to do with treatments. But in designing such a model, one needs to identify the mechanisms responsible for the majority of the growth. The growth of tumors wasn't very well understood up to this point. The new model nails the growth correctly and all one needs do is look at what physical processes were represented in the model to determine what the driver for tumor growth is in patients. Then you simply design treatments that will attack those processes. Takes the guesswork out of tumor-fighting.

  9. Giving Myself the Finger by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been recovering from a broken finger the past month or so. I've studied the stemcell research describing the process. And what would otherwise be vague itching, swelling and aching instead resolves to actual awareness of incremental growth in the new tissue. I've modified the splint in feedback with the changing critical anatomical areas, and already have much more mobility than the literature describes. Before it's even completely healed. As we do more research on these self-organizing cellular growth systems, we'll be able to work with these tissues, facilitating their growth for maximum recovery with minimum risk and downtime. Theraputic stemcells are just the mannered cousins of tumorcells - we might very well live to see a day when they're all domesticated for our health, and even recreation.

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    1. Re:Giving Myself the Finger by alpha1125 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who needs stem cell research it for "recreational" use. I've got a mail box full of 'enhancing' growth pills. And I'm sure they didn't use stem cell research to get those 'doctor' approved pills to add inches etc...

      If you want, I could forward them to you. :D

      cheers.

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    2. Re:Giving Myself the Finger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Thanks for suffering the pain to post on slashdot.

    3. Re:Giving Myself the Finger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Theraputic stemcells are just the mannered cousins of tumorcells - we might very well live to see a day when they're all domesticated for our health, and even recreation.
      Where can I get some stem cells to inject into my .. uhem .. to stimulate growth for recreation?
  10. I was going to... by locokamil · · Score: 1

    make an acid remark...but then I decided to RTFA. And I'm thrilled. I just lost an uncle and my grandparents to cancer, and I cannot help but pray that this works.

  11. Nature is nothing if not clever by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

    Kind of like how we've designed the Internet to route around damage, Nature also routes around damage.

    Every time we seem to be making progress against some virus or bacteria, it mutates and foils our efforts. Cancer has been one of those diseases which we have been unable to make very much progress against directly at all. If this new mathematical treatment can seriously pose a threat to cancer, how much are we tempting Nature to change the formula.

    Sure, it seems like cancers are growing in a mathematical fashion. What happens when it grows randomly? How can we treat it then?

    1. Re:Nature is nothing if not clever by bersl2 · · Score: 4, Informative

      how much are we tempting Nature to change the formula

      Cancer is an anomaly of mitosis; it is not an organism and therefore does not evolve. The body regularly squashes cells which go into a sort-of mitotic infinite loop, and that's the end of that. It's the ones that the immune system does not recognize that grow into tumors.

    2. Re:Nature is nothing if not clever by klossner · · Score: 1
      Every time we seem to be making progress against some virus or bacteria, it mutates and foils our efforts.

      Every time? What about polio, smallpox, diphtheria, tetanus?

    3. Re:Nature is nothing if not clever by ketamine-bp · · Score: 1

      it does. there is selection pressure given everytime when tumor cells grow. e.g. immune system, chemo, radiation etc. so if you tried to treat cancer with drugs, chances are, if you do not eliminate them totally, what happen would be tumor cells expressing exporters of drugs.

      in short,

      (1) they reproduce
      (2) they are susceptible to changes

      ==> (3) they evolve

    4. Re:Nature is nothing if not clever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Polio -> Now diagnosed as Meningitis

      Smallpox -> Vaccinated victims are diagnosed as "unvaccinated" because scar tissue from smallpox will typically cover vaccination sites

      Diptheria -> 5000 deaths in Asia and Africa alone last year

      Tetanus -> Almost 200,000 deaths worldwide in 2002

      Where's your vaccination god now?

    5. Re:Nature is nothing if not clever by ntrcessor · · Score: 1
      About them: They are making comebacks in stronger strains..do you watch the news at all?

      True, the outbreaks are limited currently to areas of the world where immunizations aren't practiced..but the strands investigated have been found to be resistant to current immunization practices. All it will take to spread is for them to be able to jump more species...Not to mention the man made versions that are locked in government labs so far..until someone pisses off a government labrat.

      Thank God for biohazard lockdowns!

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    6. Re:Nature is nothing if not clever by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      But they don't spread. If you develop a resistant tumour, no-one is going to "catch" that resistance from you.

    7. Re:Nature is nothing if not clever by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      But cancer patients with resistant tumors are so... hot. I mean, they have men/women fawning all over them and therefore are likely to procreate more often than those of us without them.

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    8. Re:Nature is nothing if not clever by Cougem · · Score: 1

      I think you're being a tad harsh here. There are hundreds of deadly diseases, and we've made progress in pretty much all of them. The main reason we get cancer really is because we've cured all the infectious diseases we would otherwise get.

      Plus, you argument makes no sense:
      The cancer cells are your cells, if they did mutate somehow, it wouldn't make any effect on anyone else
      Cancer cells are just human cells anyway, and you have a certain amount of cancer susceptable oncogenes, and cancer-preventing oncosuppressors. These are what mutate, randomly. The cells can't change in any other way really, this is all they have to work with. By definition if they're already mutating randomly, then they've already exerted every possibility.

    9. Re:Nature is nothing if not clever by cnettel · · Score: 1
      Saying that a cancer doesn't evolve is not completely true. A "successful" tumor includes several different properties. Those tumors that fail to spread, by, for example, being caught by the immune system, won't survive. Many current treatments are so crude that it's unlikely to see resistance development, but just like bacteria, in one specific individual, can develop resistance to antibiotics, a cancer might learn to cope with chemotherapy. This can also be compared to the situation where a HIV positive person's "personal" virus strain develops resistance and workarounds for the current drugs, the prime reason for why you always try to use a cocktail combination to keep the virus down.

      Most cancers won't develop anything like this, but if we start to use "smarter" treatments, tagging them to specific over-expressed receptor sites on their membranes, for example, I wouldn't be surprised if we'll also have to deal with the issues of cell lines that mutate to lack those receptors.

    10. Re:Nature is nothing if not clever by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      it's not an anomaly. It's normal mitosis.

      The problem is that the mitosis is not controlled by the factors normally controlling mitosis (a chemical signal "please mitose") but for some reason the cells :
      -> ignore the signal and divide away
      -> produce the signal themselves

      cheers,

      Christophe

    11. Re:Nature is nothing if not clever by Eskarel · · Score: 1
      There is a failure in this argument. Yes cancer can be selected against, but unless it can pass successful genes on to the next generation it cannot become resistent in the way that a bacteria or a virus can.

      There should be no marked increase in the number of odd cases which do not grow in this manner , though since the other varieties should decrease they should account for a larger percentage of total cases of cancer.

      The "nature and better mouse" argument does hold that if we cure cancer something else will start to kill us, but we won't create resistent cancer because cancer only spreads within the host, which either dies or doesn't.

    12. Re:Nature is nothing if not clever by jandersen · · Score: 1

      That is manifestly wrong.

      First of all evolution does not require life to exist, it's simply the phenomenon that if you have a system where two opposite tendencies are at work, such as the tendency for complexity to form and the tendency for these complexities to break down, the complexities that are least likely to break down will survive - that's "survival of the fittest"

      Secondly, an organism is simply an aggregation of cells (typically) that work together because it improves their chance of survival, loosely speaking, so one could argue that a tumour is 'an organism'. But even if it isn't, it is still evolving - cancer is not simply that a cell has a mutation and then goes on to form a tumour. It is a whole series of events that start going wrong, and the cells that make up the tumour in the end are the ones that survived by going wrong in just the right way. IOW evolution has happened.

    13. Re:Nature is nothing if not clever by lukesl · · Score: 1

      The reason they don't spread is 1: human cells don't fly, and 2: tissue incompatibility. If you took tumor cells out of someone who was a matched tissue donor for someone else, then injected the cells into the second person, that second person would have cancer. Clinically speaking, this has happened as an accidental byproduct of organ donation, and the second person's cancer has the same drug resistance characteristics as that of the first person.

      Interestingly, in dogs, there is an extremely common sexually transmitted disease that has infected something like 50% of the dogs on earth (their immune system can get rid of it, though). This infection is actually an infection with cancer cells from some dog that died decades ago, except its cells evolved into a sort of canine amoeba.

    14. Re:Nature is nothing if not clever by NelsChristian · · Score: 1
      Cancer is an anomaly of mitosis; it is not an organism and therefore does not evolve.

      True, but virus forms like HPV and HTLV are shown to induce cancer, and they do evolve.

    15. Re:Nature is nothing if not clever by bodrell · · Score: 1
      Cancer is an anomaly of mitosis; it is not an organism and therefore does not evolve.

      That's your opinion. But I think HeLa cells may as well be independent organisms. They've outlived Henrietta Lacks by about 50 years so far.

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  12. Re:I can hear it now... by mangus_angus · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Nurse quick I need 20cc's of the quadratic equation STAT!!!"

  13. A joke... by MagicDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remind me of the joke on how mathematicians fight fire...

    A physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician are staying in a hotel in separate rooms. A fire breaks out in the physicist's bathroom. The physicist wakes up, sees the fire, does some calculations on his calculator, fills a cup of water, and throws it at the base of the fire putting it out while getting the rest of the bathroom hardly wet at all, and then goes back to sleep.

    A fire breaks out in the engineer's bathroom later that night. The engineer wakes up, sees the fire, runs into the hallway and brings the firehose into the bathroom and lets the stream go full blast. After a minute or so, the fire is out, and the bathroom is soaking wet with water dripping everywhere, but the fire is out and the engineer goes back to bed.

    A fire breaks out in the mathematician's room. The mathematician wakes up and sees the fire, does some lengthy calculations on paper, lights a match and drops it in a glass of water, says "It can be done", and goes back to bed.

    1. Re:A joke... by jlseagull · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The way I heard the final bit was:

      "The mathematician wakes up in the middle of the night, lights a match, sets the place on fire, then goes back to bed, having reduced the problem to a previously solved one."

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    2. Re:A joke... by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 4, Funny

      A fire breaks out in the mathematician's room. The mathematician wakes up and sees the fire, does some lengthy calculations on paper, lights a match and drops it in a glass of water, says "It can be done", and goes back to bed.

      A mathematician doing an experiment? Never! (And yes, I am one.) The mathematician sees the fire, notices a glass of water on his nightstand, proclaims, "A solution exists!" and goes back to bed.

      Cheers,
      IT

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    3. Re:A joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      In a similar vein, although this time picking on Statistics branch of Mathematics :

      The Physicist, the Chemist, and the Statistician

      Three professors (a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician) are called in
      to see their dean. Just as they arrive the dean is called out of his office,
      leaving the three professors there. The professors see with alarm that there
      is a fire in the wastebasket.

      The physicist says, "I know what to do! We must cool down the materials
      until their temperature is lower than the ignition temperature and then the
      fire will go out."

      The chemist says, "No! No! I know what to do! We must cut off the supply of
      oxygen so that the fire will go out due to lack of one of the reactants."

      While the physicist and chemist debate what course to take, they both are
      alarmed to see the statistician running around the room starting other
      fires. They both scream, "What are you doing?"

      To which the statistician replies, "Trying to get an adequate sample size."

    4. Re:A joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > ... Statistics branch of Mathematics ...

      Statistics are not a branch of Mathematics.

    5. Re:A joke... by SeanAhern · · Score: 1
      Statistics are not a branch of Mathematics.

      Uh huh. Just as Chemistry is not a branch of Science.

      It does remind me of a joke, though...
      When you get to college, you find out that Biology is really Chemistry, Chemistry is really Physics, Physics is really Math, and Math is really hard!
    6. Re:A joke... by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      Your ending is better.

  14. "noooooo... i'm melllllting..." by Mr.+Slurpee · · Score: 1

    so, what, i show a tumor some multivariate calculus proofs and watch it shrivel? big deal, that would make my whole body shrivel.

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  15. Against my faith. by Seumas · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sorry, but my faith does not allow for medical/mathematical intervention. You must allow my child to die to fulfill god's glorious plan.

    You can stuff all your "evolution" and "math" voodoo. Fucking heathens!

    1. Re:Against my faith. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You can stuff all your "evolution" and "math" voodoo. Fucking heathens!"

      Ooo! Look!! Cancer!! I'm going to expose myself to radiation, that'll fix it!

    2. Re:Against my faith. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, is there a particular reason this guy hasn't been marked -100 troll yet? He only created a minor strawman attack against people of faith...

    3. Re:Against my faith. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coward! Do you speak without a name because you fear the wrath of MECHAJESUS?!

    4. Re:Against my faith. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an attack against people of faith who sacrifice their kids or is that okay as long as some RELIGION says so...sorry you get the troll mod points.

    5. Re:Against my faith. by triffidsting · · Score: 1

      To stay in character you'd have had to write: "Fornicating heathens!"

      Cheers!

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    6. Re:Against my faith. by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Fornicating heathens?

      You must be new here.

  16. Cancer Crystals by cybercobra · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's next, a 'Grow Your Own Cancer' kit like those crystal ones? I hope it works better than the crystal ones do...

    1. Re:Cancer Crystals by monocyte · · Score: 1

      Whaddaya mean, what's next?

  17. sound methodology... by aendeuryu · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Confuse the tumours with complex calculus.
    2. When they're not expecting it, nab 'em!

    1. Re:sound methodology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot:

      3. Profit!

    2. Re:sound methodology... by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      So they bored the tumors to death, then?

    3. Re:sound methodology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You forgot: 3. Profit!

      No, I just didn't bother because I knew some moron would come along and type it for me.

    4. Re:sound methodology... by leakingmemory · · Score: 1

      1. Calculus
      2. ???
      3. Profit!!!

    5. Re:sound methodology... by aendeuryu · · Score: 1

      Hi there. Stop pretending to me, thanks.

    6. Re:sound methodology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hi there. Stop pretending to me, thanks.

      Aw, you know you were thinking just about the same thing anyway.

  18. Re:Interesting Application of Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Umm... yeah. That's how radiation therapy works. It isn't because of the fact that cancer cells, as their DNA is often times in an exposed, vulnerable state to to rapid division, is more succeptible to damage from the radiaton (or chemotherapy) dose than most non-carcinomic cells are.

  19. Reminds me of Wayside School. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where that girl cures her mosquito bites by turning them into numbers.

  20. Wake Me When by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    we have a mathematical model isolating the immortal aspect of cancer cells.

  21. Simulate cancer growth at home! by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

    Direct from the government of Michigan, USA: Learn how Nature uses math to grow cancer!

    Be safe! Ask an adult to help you, kids.

  22. Sad part of the article by PissingInTheWind · · Score: 1

    "The patient responded well to the treatment immediately and has since made a total recovery and has returned to work."

    I find it really sad to consider that a person almost died and that the "positive outcome" is that he returned to work.

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    1. Re:Sad part of the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What they didn't say is that he returned to work as a porn star who specializes in college cheerleader team fantasy vids.

    2. Re:Sad part of the article by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1
      Well, maybe that was best for that particular person, but I get your point.

      Hey, you reading this. You are going to die. Subtract the number 68 from your age. That's a good guess at how much time you have left, but no guarantees. What are you doing with your life between now and then? And if you have to die in the next minute, are you going to be satisfied with the way you've used your time? If not, start changing now.

      Bruce

    3. Re:Sad part of the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worker Citizen #19281233 has returned to his desk and has resumed his glorious Duties. How can one not be pleased?

    4. Re:Sad part of the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      31-68 = -37

      Oh my god.

      I'm already dead and have been for 37 years.

      This must be hell? That would explain a lot...........

    5. Re:Sad part of the article by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Hey, you reading this. You are going to die. Subtract the number 68 from your age. That's a good guess at how much time you have left, but no guarantees.

      Damn, I'm already decades in the hole. On the bright side, someone who's 100 years old still has 32 years left!

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    6. Re:Sad part of the article by Bruce+Perens · · Score: 1
      Oops. That'll teach me to post while still jet-lagged. Insert mouth in foot - no, I got that backwards too :-)

      Bruce

    7. Re:Sad part of the article by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Also curious where you got 68 from, or did you mean 78? From this page, life expectancy at birth for entire US population is roughly 78 years. For the world, it's a dimmer 64 years though I'd suspect similar numbers to the US figures for most first-world countries.

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    8. Re:Sad part of the article by kevinatilusa · · Score: 1

      "I find it really sad to consider that a person almost died and that the "positive outcome" is that he returned to work."

      Would you have preferred it if the outcome was "The patient responded well to the treatment immediately, but was unable to regain enough of his normal life to return to work"?

    9. Re:Sad part of the article by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

      "Hey, you reading this. You are going to die. Subtract the number 68 from your age. That's a good guess at how much time you have left, but no guarantees. What are you doing with your life between now and then? And if you have to die in the next minute, are you going to be satisfied with the way you've used your time? If not, start changing now."

      Damn - that's another 20 seconds I won't get back...

    10. Re:Sad part of the article by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Actually, even if we ignore that you got it backwards, it's still not as you claim "a good guess" at the time you've got left.

      First, 68 is a very low life-expectancy for a developed nation (most people reading slashdot are from developed nations) even USA (which have bad life-expectancies) are a decade better than this.

      Second, that's life-expectancy *at birth*. Saying that a new-born has an expected life of 78 years is not at all the same as claiming that a 75 year old living person will on the average only live another 3 years, or the even more absurd that a 80 year old living person will on the average be 2 years dead.

    11. Re:Sad part of the article by UlfGabe · · Score: 1

      since the person was soo sick that he could not do anything, previous activities are used as a baseline.

      if this guy was a skydiver, or an avid runner or other sport the line would read.

      "The patient responded well to the treatment immediately and has since made a total recovery, returning to work and being able to skydive and run again."

      ITS JUST A BASELINE (assumining everyone works and that work is productive)

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    12. Re:Sad part of the article by coopex · · Score: 1

      Using google to find this data, and a few minutes with matlab, I produced some charts for approximately how long you have left given a certain age, 1-100.

      1-5 76.278 75.275 74.279 73.288 72.302
      6-10 71.32 70.342 69.367 68.394 67.423
      11-15 66.453 65.485 64.517 63.549 62.581
      16-20 61.613 60.644 59.674 58.703 57.731
      21-25 56.757 55.782 54.805 53.826 52.846
      26-30 51.864 50.881 49.896 48.91 47.922
      31-35 46.934 45.944 44.954 43.963 42.972
      36-40 41.98 40.989 39.999 39.009 38.021
      41-45 37.034 36.05 35.067 34.088 33.111
      46-50 32.139 31.17 30.206 29.247 28.294
      51-55 27.347 26.406 25.473 24.547 23.629
      56-60 22.72 21.821 20.931 20.052 19.184
      61-65 18.327 17.483 16.651 15.833 15.028
      66-70 14.239 13.464 12.705 11.963 11.237
      71-75 10.529 9.8394 9.1681 8.5161 7.8839
      76-80 7.2721 6.6813 6.1119 5.5646 5.0399
      81-85 4.5383 4.0602 3.6063 3.177 2.7728
      86-90 2.3941 2.0414 1.7152 1.4158 1.1437
      91-94 0.89932 0.68293 0.49493 0.33568
      95-97 0.20547 0.10462 0.033396
      98-100 -0.0079334 -0.019137 0

      The data that I used is in my journal if anyone wants to play with it, or find any glaring errors that I made.

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    13. Re:Sad part of the article by fLameDogg · · Score: 1

      Heh. And here I was trying to figure out the oblique reference to absolute value you must have been making.

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  23. I have a better idea. by SeventyBang · · Score: 0


    My personal wager is we'll find stem cells are responsible for cancer. Stem cells can be turned into or grown into any other cells.

    Consider that along with unchecked growth, wasting with blood-fed tumors, etc.

    Also, "Plague Time" makes a good case for bacteria and many diseases, including cancer.

    I'll suggest you read it if you aren't familiar with it.

    1. Re:I have a better idea. by duncanbojangles · · Score: 1
      My personal wager is we'll find stem cells are responsible for cancer. Stem cells can be turned into or grown into any other cells.

      I thought cancers were caused by unchecked mitosis of cells, regardless of what type of cell it began as. Something to do with not snipping off a bit of telomerase at the end of DNA as it's being replicated so that each cell can split an infinite number of times? Kind of like the TTL (time to live) value in IP packets.

      I've read interesting theories about how inducing a type of cancer could be used to make humans immortal, or close to immortal, but those theories break down when you have to get rid of the old cells to be replaced by the new ones.

    2. Re:I have a better idea. by polysylabic+psudonym · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. Stem cells are not generally responsible for cancer. Generally it's caused by cells that have been damaged and learn to make telomerase. Telomeres causes cells to die after a certain number of divisions. Telomerase stops that working, and the cells become immortal and cancer can ensue. These people know more than me about this.

    3. Re:I have a better idea. by polysylabic+psudonym · · Score: 1

      Damn, hit "submit" instead of "preview". 'twas these people I was talking about. By the way, although most cancers aren't apparantly caused by stem cells (leukaemia aside), stem cells if left to reproduce too long in the lab often turn cancerous.

    4. Re:I have a better idea. by SeventyBang · · Score: 1

      I think the first jump [before immortal] would be regeneration of missing body parts.

      Change it from unchecked growth to a fixed target and turn it loose.

    5. Re:I have a better idea. by SeventyBang · · Score: 1


      Don't worry about the spurious check. It was worth the info...nice link - I've not seen this before.




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    6. Re:I have a better idea. by duncanbojangles · · Score: 1

      I think the first jump [before immortal] would be regeneration of missing body parts.

      I'm betting on ending up as brain in a jar as soon as we can decode all of the signals that pass through the spinal cord, optic nerve, auditory nerve, and taste buds. And since each send their signals through the same kinds of nerves, we really only have to perfect the interface between electronics and nerve endings (since the chemicals that nerves use would probably be more difficult to decode). Since this will take some time, technology will probably be caught up enough to be able to roughly emulate the real world in all physical aspects. Emulate vital organs so our brain doesn't go crazy pumping a nonresponsive heart, and stick me in a jar!

      I see better uses for the technology to augment reality rather than replace it (although that's a good choice when our bodies go). Imagine the uses it could have returning the senses people lose like sight, hearing, and even touch. I also think it would be pretty neat to control what you hear, what you see, etc. And even if we do end up as jars on a shelf, we could probably take a trip in an ASIMO, QRIO, or even ROBO-ONE!

  24. 3.141592654 by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now fighting cancer is easy as pi!

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    1. Re:3.141592654 by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I already told you, It's not a tu-mah!

    2. Re:3.141592654 by Cow+Jones · · Score: 1


      We are the Knights Who Say Pi!

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  25. Hell Yes by mtrisk · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    "By using a mathematical formula formula designed to strengthen the immune system, a team of scientists in Spain have succeeded in curing a patient who was in the last stage of terminal liver cancer."

    A cure for cancer? By using math? Astounding! Unfortunately, the paper is rather short, and only speaks about the linear growth aspect.

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    1. Re:Hell Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps, but didn't it also state that nearly all forms of cancer share the same linear growth qualities?

    2. Re:Hell Yes by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

      A cure for cancer? By using math? Astounding!

      This shouldn't be so astounding. After all, for many it's already cured insomnia.

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  26. more in depth links... by kesuki · · Score: 3, Insightful

    http://www.hypography.com/article.cfm?id=34220

    http://physics.about.com/b/a/088887.htm

    the blog entry that they linked to was kinda vauge on details ;) turns out the only math the used was in calculating how tumours grow, and how they prevent immune responses, so they figured out an immune system response they can trigger that will cause the cells that cause tumours to grow to become a 'target' of the patients immune system. no math equasion used to 'cure' it at all, just a little deductive reasoning and science...

    1. Re:more in depth links... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're the same (very good) article... text is below.

      TO STOP TUMORS, KNOW HOW THEY GROW
      Stimulating the immune system in a certain way can cause immune-system cells to surround tumors and stop them from growing, researchers have found (Antonio Br? Espino, Environmental Sciences Research Center, Spanish Research Council, antonio.bru@ccma.csic.es,).

      Demonstrated in mice, the finding is a direct result of applying a new universal model of tumor growth developed over the last ten years in a collaboration between scientists at the Spanish Research Council and medical research centers in Spain. The researchers have evidence to show that all tumors grow in the same way, irrespective of the tissue or species in which they develop (Br? et al., Biophysical Journal, November 2003).

      In a previous paper, these researchers reported that tumor growth, rather than being exponential as commonly believed, is a much slower "linear" process similar to the growth of certain crystals and other natural phenomena (Br? et al., Phys. Rev. Lett, 2 November 1998).

      Tumor cells, they have found, grow through the diffusion or migration of cancer cells at the tumor's outer edges. Only the cells close to the edge of the tumor proliferate--those inside the tumor do not, contrary to previous assumptions. According to the researchers' observations, cells formed at the edge of the tumor diffuse at the border of the tumor mass until they settle in curved depressions where the competition for space is lowest and where they are best protected from the immune system.

      In their new paper, Br? and co-workers show that the mechanical pressure exerted by immune-system cells known as "neutrophils" around mouse tumors can prevent the diffusion of these cells and thus prevent tumor growth. In 16 mice with a tumor mass in the muscle, the researchers induced neutrophil production by administering an immune system booster known as GM-CSF over two months.

      In a short time, they observed that GM-CSF altered the growth dynamics of the cells. The tumors of two mice regressed completely and 80-90% tumor-cell death was seen in the rest. If the growth dynamics of tumors are universal, there is every reason to be hopeful the same result could be obtained in humans. Knowing how tumors grow, by cell diffusion at the surface, opens up the possibility of developing new and far more efficient ways of preventing their enlargement and spread. (Bru et al., Physical Review Letters, upcoming)

    2. Re:more in depth links... by serutan · · Score: 1

      Wow, thanks for those links, especially the hypograpy.com one. Zeroes right in on the details and gives a clear explanation of how and why the therapy works. That article should be the link posted; the one submitted tells almost nothing.

      It's interesting that the key is to stimulate immune cells to exert mechanical pressure on the tumor cells to inhibit their growth.

  27. wow by Ichigo+Kurosaki · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    who would have thought that cancer could be solved using math?!! /sarcasm honstly is this really news?

    1. Re:wow by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, let me use my "SUPAR E LEET" statistics to predict how much slashdotters post "is this news?" per article:

      # of letters in a linked article / how big an elephant's penis is in CM = how much pricks will post "Is this really news" redundant-like comments.

      PRoblem Fuckin Solved!

  28. Re:If this is true - unlikely by spitshine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The paper was published in 2003 and was cited twice in total - by themselves (I just checked Web of Science).
    If there would be a real advancement behind this, many people would use it. Sad but true, but they sound like quacks.

  29. Medical applications of maths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since mathematics describes the natural sciences, there are many ways to apply mathematics to achieve medical benefits. The important thing is to make sure that the treatment is basically in harmony with natural law, rather than trying to work against nature.

    For example, there are chemical substances that have been shown to cause cancer. For many of these chemical agents, the contribution to a risk of cancer is proportional to the log of the molar concentration.

    But if you are familiar with advanced mathematics, you will know that the natural logarithm takes on both positive and negative values. If you carefully dilute a toxin to a superlow concentration, you can make the log concentration negative, and thus use it in a natural, safe, and effective treatment.

  30. It's the immune system that saves you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The paper says "mass grows and looks for space to avoid the mechanical response of both the host tissue and the immune response" and the article says that they increased the immune system.

    Chemotherapy reduces the immune system to nothing, no wonder you go to a doctor and die!

    We all have lowered immune systems because of the lack of vitamins in our food and all this processed crap.

    It's the cancer centers and the damn chemical companies that make $$$ zillions on research that are holding all this info back while people die.

    When the hell are people going to wake up?

  31. its not (only) math by cfx666 · · Score: 1

    No math can proofe that you can "extrapolate the method to other types of cancer". This can only done by good old empirical research. Sure enough is math the importend part in developing the model, but a model is not a cure.

    Cfx

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  32. I remember in that movie "pi".... by d474 · · Score: 1


    ....there was a quote: "Mathematics is the language of nature."
    So in that sense, cancer is beginning to lose the argument. I like that.

    Cancer's response? : "I for one, welcome our mathematically well versed Overlords!"

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  33. Re:"noooooo... i'm melllllting..." by Hobadee · · Score: 1

    Yes, but just think of the possibilities! If we find the inverse of that formula, we can make things bigger! Just think, you could increase your penis size tenfold!

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  34. Interesting, since we have a general direction ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, the say isn't exponential (x^n) it is linear, um 1 + 2 + ... + n eh? So, this is what you do. You get something that builds a small little machine that is controlled by a super computer. It directs the machine that is inserted into the body. Well this machine is like microsized with pinchers or something capable of directly destroying the cancer on a small scale. You direct the little micro machnes to the cancer and start zapping em. This is a pretty good start until it is better understood what causes cancer. Um, ... I think ... :)

    And, I don't know why it is called annoymous since all computers log IP addresses ....

  35. How the patient was cured by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    "create a treatment based on neutrofiles that strengthened the patient's immune system. The patient responded well to the treatment immediately and has since made a total recovery and has returned to work."

    So it wasn't just math. Biology also helped.

    1. Re:How the patient was cured by cynic10508 · · Score: 1

      So it wasn't just math. Biology also helped.

      "Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology." -Peter Griffin
    2. Re:How the patient was cured by owlstead · · Score: 1

      No, it was not just math. Were you expecting a cure that consisted of reciting numbers, or calculating 2+2 inside the head? Math pretty much is non-physical. Cancer pretty much is.

  36. How I fight cancer with math by ari_j · · Score: 1

    I fight cancer with math, too. I have for all my life. For instance, I fight ovarian cancer by having a 0% chance of developing it based on my gender, race, and age.

    1. Re:How I fight cancer with math by Hidyman · · Score: 1

      I assume from your post you are male.
      Male humans get breast cancer.
      http://www.cancer.org/docroot/cri/content/cri_2_4_ 1x_what_is_male_breast_cancer_28.asp?sitearea=cri

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    2. Re:How I fight cancer with math by tempmpi · · Score: 1

      He said ovarian cancer not breast cancer. While he got a slight chance to get breast cancer, ovarian cancer is completely impossible without ovaries, just like it is impossible for a female to get testicular cancer.

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    3. Re:How I fight cancer with math by Cow+Jones · · Score: 2, Funny

      ovarian cancer is completely impossible without ovaries, just like it is impossible for a female to get testicular cancer.

      Don't oppress me, you insensitive clod!

      I have an idea. Suppose I agree that I can't actually have ovarian cancer, not having ovaries, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that I can have the right to have ovarian cancer. It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.

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    4. Re:How I fight cancer with math by madaxe42 · · Score: 1

      Cancer. Symbolic. Struggle against oppression.

      *Head explodes*

    5. Re:How I fight cancer with math by coopex · · Score: 1

      Symbolic of your struggle against reality.

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  37. No cure here... by hung_himself · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From what I read in the article, they were just able to simulate something resembling real tumours using a linear growth model. But then the article itself says in the discussion that no one has ever observed non-linear exponential growth in real tumors anyways so people (with the possible exception of other modelers) have obviously taken this into account. Not clear to me whether any of the results from their model are novel nor are their assertions about the nutrient dependence of tumor growth convincing without some real experiments.

    As a computational biologist, I'm not knocking the usefulness of these types of mathematical approaches - and what they seem to have is a nice and maybe even a correct tumorigensis model, but let's keep it real - this is far from a cure for cancer...

    1. Re:No cure here... by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      But then the article itself says in the discussion that no one has ever observed non-linear exponential growth in real tumors anyways

      Just a clarification; the article says they've never observed non-linear growth in solid tumors.

      I think it has to do with attack surfaces; once a tumor has metastized it has a much larger attack surface in relation to it's volume.

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  38. No serious study at all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Results are just related to ONE person. You can not say "It works" just because it worked on one patient. You need to study more cases to be able to say "This new method is curing cancer".

    It is not a serious research at all.

  39. No you don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gender is a culturally defined construct. Therefore your gender has nothing to do with your contracting aviary cancer.

    1. Re:No you don't by MochaMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Therefore your gender has nothing to do with your contracting aviary cancer.

      Very astute observation. It's most likely your species that dictates your ability to develop aviary cancer.

    2. Re:No you don't by madaxe42 · · Score: 1

      *Runs around flailing*

      My aviary! It's growing beyond all control! The birds! The birds!

  40. Re:I can hear it now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny



    But in the US they would say "Nurse, quick I need 21/32nds of an ounce of..."

  41. Not as "new" or "revolutionary" as advertised by cascino · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This stuff's been done for years - just google "gompertz cancer" and you'll see what I mean. I was part of a team that developed a mathematical model for the growth (and cure - using a modified virus, but that's a whole different story) of multiple myeloma in immunodeficient mice. Perhaps they've applied a new model (I only glanced at the paper), but this certainly isn't the first time and it certainly won't be the last time research along these lines has taken place. A lot of very smart people have spent decades working on such research.

    Of course it's great to see an advancement in science, particularly applied math, but those calling for the Nobel should take a deep breath and relax - cancer isn't going away anytime soon.

    1. Re:Not as "new" or "revolutionary" as advertised by rentedflowers · · Score: 2, Informative

      If I've read your post correctly, you've misunderstood the article. They're arguing -- convincingly -- that the Gompertz model should be thrown out in favor of an MBE (Molecular Beam Epitaxy) model. The MBE model differs from the Gompertz model in that it has most of the growth occurring at the tumor surface, rather than uniformly throughout. It's this phenomenon that they're targeting their therapies at.

    2. Re:Not as "new" or "revolutionary" as advertised by BeBoxer · · Score: 1

      take a deep breath and relax - cancer isn't going away anytime soon.

      Whew, thanks for clearing that up. I was starting to get worried!

    3. Re:Not as "new" or "revolutionary" as advertised by zzen · · Score: 1
      ...but those calling for the Nobel should take a deep breath...
      You bet - since there is no Nobel prize in mathematics, ever since Nobel's wife ran away with a mathematician.
    4. Re:Not as "new" or "revolutionary" as advertised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  42. perhaps ... by KillShill · · Score: 1

    if scientists purged their "common beliefs" before starting research, they wouldn't have waste 50+ years ASSUMING that it was exponential growth. i defintely didn't read the article :) but my point is sound.

    maybe later they'll find our that the moon isn't really a dairy product as widely believed.

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  43. Go Spain! by tjstork · · Score: 1

    This has to be the coolest thing I've read on Slashdot in months. I will eat spanish food for a week in their honor and will buy twenty Euros and hang it on my cubicle wall.

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    1. Re:Go Spain! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least, a spanish contribution to the science. Not only football, sun and paella.

      Zapatero, more money to investigation nor construction speculation.

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    2. Re:Go Spain! by pato101 · · Score: 1
      I will eat spanish food for a week

      Spanish food is actually very healthy, supposing you eat *real* spanish food, besides of being very variate. The use of olive oil, however, may provide strong taste if you are not used to it, I guess; whereas is one of the reasons for its healthness.

      I'm spanish, and food is one of the few things I'm really proud of my country. Spain is not bad, by the way, but it is clear that we are not a country of high scientific innovation or high technology skills. Heh, news seems to say that we are improving ;-).

  44. We're looking at it the wrong way.... by Palal · · Score: 0

    When those pimply infectious things pop up, do we try to go after them, or do we try to get the source - the infection? If you do the second, you are more likely to be disease-free sooner rather than later. Cancer, IMO is the same thing. Tumors are just the infected pimples popping up. Until we can find the source, controlling, not necesserily cutting out (as that does a lot of damage to the immune system), the tumors should be the biggest priority. Cutting out a tumor does not remove cancer.

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  45. dumbasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This claim that these guys have cured cancer is completely bogus. Slashdotters don't know shit about medicine. They are so gullible. They'll believe anything any claim that math and computers alone can solve the most difficult problems. Real life is a little more complicated than that.

  46. Still early days. by scottZed · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is a follow-up article criticizing the original article: abstract

    And a response by the original authors: abstract

    In any event, it's a little premature to celebrate. Their follow-up work in mice (abstract) used implanted tumours. It is already known that tumours have the capacity to evade immune response, and we should not be surprised that implanting a foreign tumour mass into a host and stimulating the immune system will provoke a favourable response. The situation is more complicated when trying to raise the immune system to attack a tumour comprised of one's own cells. It seems to me that, at this point, they are trying to prove their particular growth model, not developing a de facto cure.

    That their devised strategy worked on a single human subject is cause for optimism, and nothing more. That work has not been published (that I could find), so there is no way to properly assess the result. At this point, they are more than likely drumming up press to ensure continued funding for their research... not that there's anything wrong with that ;).

    1. Re:Still early days. by eledu · · Score: 2, Informative

      There is a note (in spanish) in the Complutense web site about this. http://www.ucm.es/info/ucmp/pags.php?tp=Importante %20logro%20cient%EDfico&a=directorio&d=0003499.php
      I'll translate (freely) some points below:

      Dr.Bru mentions that the article is
      Regulation of neutrophilia by granulocyte colony-stimulating factor: a new cancer therapy that reversed a case of terminal hepatocarcinoma
      in the Journal of Clinical Research.
      He says that this kind of therapy opens very promising horizons for the treatment of all types of solid tumors in a relatively short time, since all these tumors share a common mechanism.

      He also adds:

      1. The proposed treatment is in an experimental phase, and much broader experimentation is necessary before validating it.
      2. Therefore, at this time, there is no treatment protocol that would allow it to be used in a general way
      3. Since it is impossible to answer to all the calls received at the Universidad Complutense de Madrid, and taking into account the disruption that these represent to normal teaching and research activities, please direct all enquiries to this email address (which you can find in the link at the beggining of this reply)
    2. Re:Still early days. by kevlar · · Score: 1

      I agree. This article is clearly bullshit in its current state. It'd be nice to cure cancer, but I don't believe them. They've offered me no reason to believe a single word in that article. They're just trolling for funding.

    3. Re:Still early days. by bcwengerter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That their devised strategy worked on a single human subject is cause for optimism, and nothing more. That work has not been published (that I could find), so there is no way to properly assess the result.

      Actually, I think it has: J Clin Res 2005; 8: 9-13.

      Here's the abstract:

      Bru A, Albertos S, Garcia-Hoz F, Bru I. Regulation of neutrophilia by granulocyte colony-stimulating factor: a new cancer therapy that reversed a case of terminal hepatocellular carcinoma. J Clin Res 2005; 8: 9-13

      This work reports the possible cure of a 56-year-old patient with advanced hepatocarcinoma. Intense peritumoral neutrophilia was achieved by administering granulocyte colony-stimulating factor (G-CSF), an experimental treatment based on the theory of universal tumour dynamics. After the first 8-week cycle of treatment, the patient's alpha-fetoprotein (AFP) levels were reduced to normal and his general condition improved sufficiently to allow him to return to work. Following a second cycle of treatment, administered because of doubt regarding the tumoral or inflammatory nature of the now smaller liver mass, the patient's AFP levels remained normal and he continued to enjoy good general health.

      One caveat I must add is that I haven't read the full article. It seems that my institution doesn't provide online access to this journal, which might allow me to find answers to some questions:

      1. How long was the followup time?
      2. By how much was the tumor size reduced?
      3. How else is the patient being monitored (beyond AFP, which is a measure of a protein product of some tumors)?

      It seems like their basic strategy is to stimulate an intense immune response locally to destroy the tumor. Can anyone explain to me why they were interested in stimulating neutrophils? According to my understanding, neutrophils are more important in the response to bacteria. Why not stimulate T cells, the effectors of cellular immunity (used primarily in fighting off viruses, cancer, TB, etc.)?

    4. Re:Still early days. by scottZed · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the reference! Gold star for finding it, because it's not indexed by PubMed, nor is the full-text available on-line (for this or any other article).

      It's only fair to judge research by the details of the study, but one's eyebrow has to rise a bit when it's published in a journal like this. Not listed in any of the impact factor lists that I looked at, either. I would be very interested to know if the article was rejected by a better journal, and if so - why?

      Also, a blurb from the publisher's web site:

      PJB Publications is the leading provider of business information for the pharmaceutical, biotechnology, medical devices, diagnostics, instrumentation, crop protection, animal health and brewing industries.
      Other eyebrow just went up...
  47. At last by dark+grep · · Score: 1

    Whew, that's a releif. I can go back to smoking 'backy in my asbestos pipe, get rid of the hands free of my cell phone, and start eating PVC again. Hurrah for science!

  48. Some Background... by KrackHouse · · Score: 2, Informative
    This is from an old article describing the results on mice...
    Link
    "In 16 mice with a tumor mass in the muscle, the researchers induced neutrophil production by administering an immune system booster known as GM-CSF over two months. In a short time, they observed that GM-CSF altered the growth dynamics of the cells. The tumors of two mice regressed completely and 80-90% tumor-cell death was seen in the rest. If the growth dynamics of tumors are universal, there is every reason to be hopeful the same result could be obtained in humans."

    And some detail on how it works...
    "Tumor cells, they have found, grow through the diffusion or migration of cancer cells at the tumor's outer edges. Only the cells close to the edge of the tumor proliferate--those inside the tumor do not, contrary to previous assumptions. According to the researchers' observations, cells formed at the edge of the tumor diffuse at the border of the tumor mass until they settle in curved depressions where the competition for space is lowest and where they are best protected from the immune system. In their new paper, Bru and co-workers show that the mechanical pressure exerted by immune-system cells known as "neutrophils" around mouse tumors can prevent the diffusion of these cells and thus prevent tumor growth."

    I'm too much of a damn pessimist to believe it's true after reading something similar to this just about every week followed by "could lead to treatments"... Here's hoping I'm wrong.
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    1. Re:Some Background... by fluffy666 · · Score: 1

      Well, if you are a mouse, we can cure your cancer easily..

      There are problems of scaling; tumors in humans are typically much bigger than those in mice, and a mouse will die of old age before a tumor returns anyway.

      But we can always hope.. Cancer survival rates are improving as new treatments come along.

  49. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the kind of scientific thinking that more people need to do rather than hearing something from one source and then quoting it religiously... Those links should be in the article itself

  50. In the news... by darkvizier · · Score: 1

    Studies have shown that prolonged exposure to math can cause cancer!

  51. RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    and I quote: "The new treatment was developed in 1998 by a team led by Antonio Bru, a physicist who bases his theory on the idea that the evolution of solid tumors depends on a mathematical equation which defines their biological growth. An equation is then obtained in the laboratory and used to design a therapy to destroy the tumor."

    Credit where credit's due - there is a reason, after all, that they don't have Nobel prizes for pure mathematics or navel gazing. :p

  52. bad /. headline, interesting paper by cahiha · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Tumor growth rates are a hotly debated topic. This paper contains some interesting ideas. But the headline incorrectly suggests that "fighting cancer with math" is something new. Biologists have been using mathematics, including differential equations and fractals for as long as they have been around (in fact, a lot of math comes from biological problems).

    On quick reading, this paper seems to argue primarily that it is not nutrients, but cell diffusion, that limits cancer growth rates. That hypothesis is supported by observing similarities between the growth behavior and shapes created by processes in that class and real tumors. Interesting, but only weak evidence. They'll need to refine their hypothesis and test it more directly experimentally.

    1. Re:bad /. headline, interesting paper by radtea · · Score: 1


      The abstract to the paper makes clear they are modelling in vitro tumor growth. This is the logical place to start, but the history of cancer research is full of examples where lessons learned in glass don't translate well to life.

      The specific result that tumor growth may be limited by cell diffusion rather than nutrients is particularly susceptible to this problem, as there are a few things missing in the lab, like blood vessels, that could make a significant difference in the organism.

      --Tom

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    2. Re:bad /. headline, interesting paper by cahiha · · Score: 1

      I think we basically agree. Note, however, that they do claim to present in vivo results, they are just even weaker than their in vitro results.

  53. A joke and maybe more by vashdot · · Score: 2, Informative


    At the risk of trolling beyond my bounds...
    It irks me to hear a good joke all the way to the end, only to find someone botched the punchline. Thank you fellow mathematician for enlightening us to the real deal.

    Just so this isn't a pure fluff-post, here's a link to the abstract of the original paper from clinical studies in mice, published in Physical Review Letters, June 7, 2004. Mind you this has only been tested in one human case study and they make no claims to generalize this to other forms of cancer.

    http://scitation.aip.org/getabs/servlet/GetabsServ let?prog=normal&id=PRLTAO000092000023238101000001& idtype=cvips&gifs=Yes
    I will most likely download the full report tomorrow from the university.

  54. Studies also show that cancer cures smoking... by kale77in · · Score: 1

    Studies also show that cancer cures smoking... Maybe this works on mathematics too?

  55. Mystifying science by ljubom · · Score: 0

    Math is a base for every solid science. So we are already now "cured by math" (but also enjoying all advantages of civilisation because of scientific method - based on math).

    However, there is a trend in the last time (also on /.) that science and scientific method is somehow mystified. This mystification is than part of news headlines - and content of news is similar to religious messages. Don't forget, science is simple collection of recepies which works (and help us to better understood world we are living in).

  56. Actually, it cured two people... by tgv · · Score: 1

    The item was also on the Spanish news last night, and they showed two (isolated) cases in which a therapy based on this model was successfully applied to patients in a terminal stadium of liver cancer. That *is* impressive, even though two patients is not a proof.

    1. Re:Actually, it cured two people... by ifwm · · Score: 1

      So, it didn't cure anyone, but rather assisted is making a treatment more effective.

      I wish people would stop lying like that.

    2. Re:Actually, it cured two people... by tgv · · Score: 1

      No, the treatment would not have been tried if it hadn't been for this model. They were not really specific about the treatment (mind you, it was the nine o'clock news), but it involved medicins normally used in other illnesses to increase the number of white blood cells (if I understood it properly).

      So yes, it did cure, unless you want to be ex-tre-me-ly literal about it, in which case the patients cured themselves, thankyouverymuch.

    3. Re:Actually, it cured two people... by Lifewish · · Score: 1

      Saying that a mathematical model can cure someone is a bit misleading... in particular, the way the first half of the linked article is phrased makes it sound like they took the patient, said mathemagical words, tapped him on the head with a Slide Rule of Power then sent him off well again.

      The mathematical model couldn't cure anyone any more than a camera can give things a new paint job, it just suggested some possible (and unorthodox) cures. Very useful, but any mathematician will tell you that Misleading Terminology Is Bad.

      Unless they're into nonstandard analysis, anyway.

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    4. Re:Actually, it cured two people... by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "So yes, it did cure, unless you want to be ex-tre-me-ly literal"

      This is a bullshit copout. The math didn't cure anything, and it has nothing to do with literal or not. It has to do with reality. They gave theses patients a TREATMENT, of which a small part was a suggestion made by this model, which resulted in a cure.

    5. Re:Actually, it cured two people... by tgv · · Score: 1

      A bit misleading, but only in the same sense than saying a doctor can cure you is misleading. The linked article may be bad, but the effect is pretty real.

      Anyway, the model wasn't just mathematics, it's based in chemical research.

    6. Re:Actually, it cured two people... by tgv · · Score: 1

      No, you're bullshitting. Can doctors cure you? According to you, they cannot: doctors are merely instrumental in matching symptoms to a treatment. Treatments don't cure you either.

      You are seriously mistaking the meaning of the word "to cure".

      I've just checked some of your responses to other slashdot discussions, and I noticed that the thing they have in common is contempt for anyone writing something that doesn't match your preconceptions, and an insulting style.

      I suggest you seriously lighten up, before you turn your rage into anti-social behaviour and consequently ruin your life. If you cannot do that by yourself, please look for professional help.

  57. Cancer is evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, unregulated mitosis is just one of the mutations that contributes to cancer. Some of the others include: genetic instability, resistance to apoptosis signaling (i.e. no cell suicide,) ability to recruit vasculature, ability to migrate (i.e. reduce cell-cell bonding and increased motility,) ability to survive in novel body environments. These are loosely related to the "stages" of cancer.
    Each of these mutations is selected for by very stringent competition for nutrients both among cancer cells themselves and the body's normal cells. There is a very real type of evolution occuring, and as the cancer cells begin to ignore the signals coming from nearby cells and their behavior represents their own individual interests rather than the interests of the body as a whole--they have in a very literal sense become an independent organism. It is not exactly analogous to a speciation event, but it is related.
    A literature search for "evolution" and "cancer" would return a number of papers that borrow models from evolutionary biology to model cancer.

  58. Well, we'll see... by missing_boy · · Score: 2, Informative

    The excitement over this paper, or "treatment" is perhaps a bit premature. Scaling treatment is a common and quite popular approach in many growth phenomena, and has been investigated to death in the context of crystal growth (MBE, molecular beam epitaxy), but ironically, the equation that bears the name "MBE equation" does not actually describe MBE growth correctly (in my view). Therefore, saying that equation (2) in the original paper describes the physical process of "surface diffusion" in the case of MBE or surface cancer cells is highly suspect. The growth of the cancer cells might be well approximated by the growth MBE equation (2), but this is mere curve fitting, and a closer look at the underlying physical mechanisms is more important than getting good fits.

  59. Ok here we go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Biba Bru!!!

  60. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parent is correct, if this was a real advancement it would have been heavily cited.

  61. Yeah, but, Does it Work on Piles? by Trikenstein · · Score: 1

    And does anyone care or want to know?

    1. Re:Yeah, but, Does it Work on Piles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, and no.

  62. Math played a major role... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You seem to suggest that math hardly played any role in this discovery. Yet from your own article (they were identical, did you read them?) I quote.

    "Demonstrated in mice, the finding is a direct result of applying a new universal model of tumor growth developed over the last ten years in a collaboration between scientists at the Spanish Research Council and medical research centers in Spain. The researchers have evidence to show that all tumors grow in the same way, irrespective of the tissue or species in which they develop (Bru et al., Biophysical Journal, November 2003)."

    A mathematical model was developed that allowed the researchers to undestand how the cancer grew, based on previous scientific findings. Using this model they were able to understand exactly what to do to get rid of the cancer in the patient. Math and Science go hand in hand. Science can not proceed without mathematical reasoning.

    Cham

    1. Re:Math played a major role... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (they were identical, did you read them?)
      They were Not identical when I read them. they were about the same story, and had slightly different slants... when I read them...

      i wasn't saying math isn't a part of science, i was merely pointing out that math played no more signifgant a role in this discovery than it does in any other non-accidental medical discovery. The blog entry seemed to focus on math like it was some kind of magical pathway to cure illness and clearly it was simply one of the tools used by scientists like they would trying to reasearch any kind of new medicine...

  63. Spanish Science by Aimak · · Score: 1

    Being spanish, I feel extra proud of the media attention is getting this case study. Hopefully, the spanish politicians will now consider to promote more spanish science.

    Although the author has said this should be taken as a definitive treatment, it opens the doors to further research and clinical trials. Don't expect a full treatment procedure before two years, but this was a pretty good start.

    The original article published by Dr. Brú in 1998 is freely available from the journal of Biophysics. For those of who enjoy maths.

  64. My interpretation by Stripsurge · · Score: 1

    It seems like the major breakthrough is in the tumor's interactions with the cells surrounding it. The math showed that although cells will divide exponentially in the lab, in the body there is competition with other cells. This competition slows the growth of the tumors. The rate at which the tumor actually grows depends on the interactions at the boundary normal and tumorous cells. Some possible influences on the interaction are
    1) the ability for the non-tumorous cells to resist the microacidic environment reduce cell death surrounding the tumor. Less dead cells = less space for the tumor to expand into. The note that neutrophils (a type of white blood cell) are resistant to acidic environments. If these cells can be recruited (I think thats what they did) then the tumor can be somewhat encapsulated.
    2) the ability of the tumor to break down proteins in the extracellular matrix. This is basically all the junk that helps hold cells together. Digesting these proteins again gives more space for expansion. When normal cells lose some of these bonds they can also become succeptable to removal by the immune system. I suppose there are drugs that target the enzymes that degrade the matrix proteins.

    Math shows growth patterns and describes which system(s) are in play and how best to treat.

    Well thats my best guess after skimming the paper.

  65. usual RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do all of you just read the titel of the story and then attempt posting some relating pun/joke to score mod points? Please RTFA and post something refreshing.

  66. so they... by goonies · · Score: 1

    ...bored that cancer to death with maths?

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  67. Fight fire with fire by melted · · Score: 1

    By the time you get through their formulae you'll develop a tumor.

  68. I really hope... by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    ... that using mathematical models is not a new concept in medicine. Mathematical models is part of the foundation for just about any other branch of science.

  69. Re:I can hear it now... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
    But in the US they would say "Nurse, quick I need 21/32nds of an ounce of..."

    Although that's funny (and I laughed), allow me to point out that the medical practice typically uses cubic centimeters and not ounces in the United States. Science and Medicine have largely switched to the metric system. It's just Industry and the common public that hasn't.

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  70. An outline of the proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let P be a spherical patient.

    1. Re:An outline of the proof by Xaroth · · Score: 1

      Let P be a spherical patient.

      In America, that shouldn't be too hard to find.

    2. Re:An outline of the proof by kybred · · Score: 1

      Assume a spherical patient in a vacuum...

  71. There is no Nobel Prize for economics either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There is no Nobel Prize for economics either, never has been. There is, however, an award put out by a bunch of banks (the whole of which have gone under -- and been bailed out by the government twice) who would really like you to think that their ideology is on par with science.

    There is no Nobel Prize for economics either, never has been. And there never will be. Nobel is long since dead and his will cannot be re-written posthumously.

  72. Re:Interesting, since we have a general direction by rentedflowers · · Score: 1

    You're joking, right? We already have a set of tiny machines that seek out rogue cells -- it's called the immune system. And this is exactly what they've done, given the patient's immune system the tools it needs to identify the cancer.

  73. The mathematician... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wakes up, sees the fire, and performs a linear transposition, moving the fire into the physicist's bedroom and reducing the problem to a previously solved joke.

  74. Spot-on Pedant by OllieG · · Score: 1

    Tell me that first comment after the article isn't from a Slashdotter.

  75. Re:I can hear it now... by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 1

    Actual US Medical-Emergency Dialogue:

    Nurse: 'Sup?
    Doctor: Quick! I need 20cc of quadratic equation!
    Nurse: 'Stat?

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  76. Science-related distributed computing projects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sorry for this slightly off-topic post, but it concerns a topic which I have been wanting to touch on for quite some time now; I just hope my posting of this message shall reach to some of those among you who know a thing or two about this (before it is too late and swims amidst the pool of other low-rated posts).

    Anyway, I have seen discussed the matter of distributed computing projects in the field of proccessing power for curing cancer, such as IBM Grid and Folding@Home. I wanted to know whether or not these projects actually have contributed to the advancement of science, and also which is the one most worth installing.

    I thank you in advance.

  77. BTW by SimianOverlord · · Score: 1

    The article was a poor write up by someone who was probably interviewed over the phone. "Neutrofiles" are probably meant to be Neutrophils, the white blood cells that are part of the innate immune system. It sounds like the scientists used some sort of external growth media to select successful immune cells and reinjected them into the patient? Not sure about the therapy, the article contains no detail.

    It reminds me of some random journalists who wrote an article about loch (lake) biology for the Guardian once who did a telephone interview, and embarrassingly wrote "fighter plankton" throughout the article instead of phytoplankton.

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    1. Re:BTW by DamnRogue · · Score: 1

      It's mostly likely an anglification of how you would spell "Neutrophils" in Spanish.

  78. Is it a cure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The news article quoted described this as some sort of cure.
    But the abstract only talks about a new way of describing cancer growth. It's not obvious to me that if you know how something grows, that you can treat it.

    On the other hand I am about to read the full scientific paper and see if that gives any clues. If anyone knows of a paper describing the treatment, I'd be interested.

  79. Re:Interesting Application of Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, this is not completely true. Cancer cells are equally susceptible to DNA damage (they have the same amount of DNA as other cells), but they use it more, so it is often more deadly, if you can get apoptosis (cell-suicide) to initiate. However, one of the major methods used by cancer cells to evade ... pretty much anything we can throw at them, is to turn off apoptosis. If they don't curl up and die, despite everything we throw at them, then there's not much we can currently do to kill them.

  80. Totally agree. by usurper_ii · · Score: 1

    Someone finds something out like this about every five to ten years. For instance, it was known back in the early 1900s that cancer was basically the same and grows in the same manner no matter where it appears in the body. Go back and study the research of Joseph Beard (do a google).

    The problem is that more people make a living from treating cancer than actually die from it. There is an insane amount of money changing hands over cancer, so no matter what new, improved, and more successful treatments pop up over the years, they rarely see light of day. Why? Because there is an industry entrenched around radiation/chemo and all the oncologist read about these new treatments...and go right on treating patients the same way. Regardless of results, that's how they have paid for the big houses, made their Porsche payments, and sent their kids to college all of these years.

    Yes, some of this is the FDA's fault. But if cancer was cured tomorrow, fifteen years from now, there would still be oncologists treating cancer with radiation/chemo, if they could get away with it.

    Usurper_ii

  81. Do stem cells cause cancer? by usurper_ii · · Score: 1

    Do stem cells cause cancer? Asks the cover of the latest (Dec. 27) issue of Forbes Magazine,

    Dirks and a handful of other mavericks argue that this indiscriminate approach is wrongheaded. They believe a single type of cell may be cancer's main growth engine:mutant stem cells that, though barely present, spawn other cells that then spark growth. "This has profound implications," says researcher Thomas Look of Boston's Dana-Farber Cancer Institute. "The major cells you see under a microscope may not be the ones you need to kill in order to cure the disease." He adds that the theory "is definitely still very controversial" in some quarters.

    Figure out a way to isolate these mutant cells and target only them, Dirks says, and maybe cancer can be stopped outright--and the kids he treats might stop dying so soon after he operates.

    These mutant stem cells already have been found in breast cancer, two types of leukemia and multiple myeloma. This fall Dirks and six scientists at the University of Toronto proved the existence of the cells in human brain tumors, pinpointing a small group of cells believed to be the driver of the tumors' growth. "In every brain tumor we have looked at, in both adults and kids, we are able to find these cells," Dirks says.

    -=-=-=-=-=

    From the web:
    In 1902, Beard had called attention to the role of "totipotent germ cells" in the development of cancer. In embryology, the word "totipotent" means that a cell is capable of giving rise to all types of differentiated cells found in that organism. This anticipated the contemporary attention to totipotent stem cells, although human embryonic stem cells (ESC) were not isolated until 1998 (16). Human ESCs are described as totipotent and in fact they release hCG (17,18). The relationship between Beard's totipotent germ cells and contemporary totipotent stem cells deserves further study.

    -=-=-=-=-=
    Also from the web:

    This is significant because to isolate the stem cells, scientists peel away the trophoblast

  82. Hooray for us, we look good in our mirror! by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    What a triple-stinkin load of Wolframmy fermeted bollocks!

    A triple load:

    • First, we twiddled with x's and y's until our formula, developed by us, and nobody else, kinda matches the real-world data. Our formula.
    • Next, we conclude by looking at our cooked-up formula, the real-world follows our rule! Brilliant! We congratulate ourselves. Several times. With good Spanish wine.
    • Finally, we expand: other things must work the same way! Boy, we must be really brilliant! Better start ironing my Noble-prize ballgown!

    Richard Feynman has been over this ground. He once read some medical article that concluded that iron was responsible for fevers. You see he took his sick wife's temperature, plotted the fever curve, then looked in a chemistry book for a reaction that matched that curve. Some iron reaction matched the best, therefore he triumphantly concluded that iron caused fevers.

    Same thing, different decade. We have gotten not a whit wiser in fifty years.

  83. Root cause of cancer: Do stem cells cause cancer? by usurper_ii · · Score: 1

    Do some research on the relationship between cancer and stem cells. Very interesting stuff. Here is some information from Forbes Magazine:

    Do stem cells cause cancer? Asks the cover of the latest (Dec. 27) issue of Forbes Magazine,

    Dirks and a handful of other mavericks argue that this indiscriminate approach is wrongheaded. They believe a single type of cell may be cancer's main growth engine:mutant stem cells that, though barely present, spawn other cells that then spark growth. "This has profound implications," says researcher Thomas Look of Boston's Dana-Farber Cancer Institute. "The major cells you see under a microscope may not be the ones you need to kill in order to cure the disease." He adds that the theory "is definitely still very controversial" in some quarters.

    Figure out a way to isolate these mutant cells and target only them, Dirks says, and maybe cancer can be stopped outright--and the kids he treats might stop dying so soon after he operates.

    These mutant stem cells already have been found in breast cancer, two types of leukemia and multiple myeloma. This fall Dirks and six scientists at the University of Toronto proved the existence of the cells in human brain tumors, pinpointing a small group of cells believed to be the driver of the tumors' growth. "In every brain tumor we have looked at, in both adults and kids, we are able to find these cells," Dirks says.

    -=-=-=-=-=

    From the web:
    In 1902, Beard had called attention to the role of "totipotent germ cells" in the development of cancer. In embryology, the word "totipotent" means that a cell is capable of giving rise to all types of differentiated cells found in that organism. This anticipated the contemporary attention to totipotent stem cells, although human embryonic stem cells (ESC) were not isolated until 1998 (16). Human ESCs are described as totipotent and in fact they release hCG (17,18). The relationship between Beard's totipotent germ cells and contemporary totipotent stem cells deserves further study.

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    Also from the web:

    This is significant because to isolate the stem cells, scientists peel away the trophoblast

  84. Complete summary. by mavi_yelken · · Score: 1

    Fascinating. In summary, this article shows that tumor cells of widely different genetic backgrounds share a common behavior. When tumors grow in vitro, this behavior is completely compatible with MBE universality dynamics. Further, there is sufficiently abundant and clear biological and clinical evidence to suggest that this is also the case in vivo, although further work is needed to confirm this. In any case, a universal tumor growth dynamics is observed for any type of tumor in vivo, independently of any other characteristic of tumoral cell lines. This dynamics is always governed by processes of cell surface diffusion. However, more work is needed to fully determine the whole dynamical behavior of tumor growth. The fractality of the contour of all the studied cell colonies and tumors has been demonstrated. Scaling techniques show that in vitro and in vivo cell proliferation would obey the same dynamics, independent of cell line or any other characteristic. These universal dynamics are compatible with a linear growth regime, a result in contrast with the currently accepted exponential or Gompertzian models of tumor growth. The main mechanism responsible for tumor progression, as for any cell proliferation process, is cell diffusion on the tumor border. These results incorporate the new concept that the major conditioner of tumor growth is space competition between tumor and the host, which is more important than nutrient competition or angiogenesis, etc. The latter must be considered, in some cases, as necessary or as a coadjuvant condition of tumor growth, but their effects mainly consist of modifying the growth rate--perhaps simply allowing it or not. These results invalidate the current concept of cell proliferation and offer a unified view of tumor development. The dynamics involved provide coherent explanations where the traditional model cannot. Despite the importance of characteristics common to the dynamics of the in vivo growth of different tumors, more work is needed to completely characterize them. It should not be forgotten that, independent of interpretations, this article shows for the first time that different tumors have common characteristics such as the distribution of cell proliferation and their characteristic forms (that would imply common basic growth processes), determined via the critical exponents of local and global roughness. As a result, some important features of cancer can be better explained. Moreover, some clinical strategies may need to be revised.

  85. Another joke... by fbonnet · · Score: 1

    Another French joke with engineers from different schools building a bridge...

    An engineer from Ecole Polytechnique builds a bridge. The bridge collapses, but he knows why.

    An engineer from Ecole Centrale builds a bridge. The bridge does not collapse and he knows why.

    An engineer from Ecole Des Arts et Métiers builds a bridge. The bridge does not collapse, but he doesn't know why.

    You can easily adapt this joke by chosing engineers from different universities or with different backgrounds (pure theory, applied theory, pure practice).

    1. Re:Another joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do I mod this -1 Unfunny?

  86. In normal humans by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

    cancer is a rare event, and by the time it is detected, hundreds, if not thousands of cell divisions have occured. hence, I don't think anyone has the slightest idea what the initial steps on the path from normal to tumorigenic were, since you can't possibly capture this (except in people heterozygous for tumor suppresor genes, like wilms patients)

    1. Re:In normal humans by Tucan · · Score: 1

      Rare events occur every day.

      For your information, there is a lot more to cancer than people think.

      Example?

      Example? Okay, cancer is like onions.

      It stinks?

      Yes! No!

      Cancer makes you cry?

      No!

      You leave it out in the sun, it gets all brown and starts sprouting little white hairs.

      No! Layers. Onions have layers. Cancer has layers. You get it? They both have layers.

      (Apologies to Shrek)

    2. Re:In normal humans by RonBurk · · Score: 1

      Cancer is not rare at all, as we know from autopsies conducted on car crash victims. For example, if you are over 50, there's a high probability that you have thyroid cancer -- it's just that the thyroid tumor is sitting there, not growing, and probably never would grow (we know that from the rates of how many people actually develop symptoms of thyroid cancer). This is the point of the anti-angiogenic approach to attacking cancer: the difference between tumors that just sit there and tumors that grow to kill people is their ability to grow new blood vessels to feed themselves. Prevent the formation of new blood vessels, and you don't prevent cancer, but you prevent death from cancer.

    3. Re:In normal humans by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

      i guess it depends on how you define cancer and rare. Given that there are >1e10 somatic, non brain cells, and malignant cancer is ~ 1 in 20 - 30 years, that means you develop, +- a large error factor, one cancer in (1e10)(20) 2e11 cell years.
      sounds rare to me, but it all depends on your perspective.
      Regardless, I don't think your response is relevant to my point.

      As to the antiangiogenisis stuff, again , it depends on your perspective. there have been a lot of failures in clinical trials, and, I think the genentech mAb is the only success. The latest trials from genentech on thier mAb suggest an additional few months of survival - if it is you or your love d one that is a lot; from a scientific point of view, changing median survival from 15 to 18 months does not sound that impressive (and of course, they are cherry picking the data and the trials, so even what few positive results they have reported are probably over optimistic)

  87. reminds me of another joke by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Farmers wanted to increase production of milk.

    The job was given to a biologist, who after 5 years and 3 million dollars was able to produce cows who gave 5% more milk.

    It wasn't enought, so they gave the job to some chemists who after 10 years and 10 million dollars created a cow who produced 15% more milk.

    It still wasn't good enough, so they went to a matematician.

    The guy calls them next day and says that he can easily force cows to give 50% more milk! So the farmers are running there like crazy and ask the matematician how can it be done?

    So the guy goes to a black board, takes a piece of chalk, draws a circle and says: -Assume this circle is a cow...

  88. The Holisitic Approach to Disease by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    Cancer, like it or not is a disease and I'm happy to see they've finally applied a mathematical system to it in order to improve treatments.

    There's a line in Angels in America where Roy Cohn says that to beat something you have to know it. Well, this approach may open the door to all sorts of new things. Its nice to see medicine becoming a science instead of a black art.

    I only wish it had been discovered 25 years ago. But it offers a glimmer of hope.

  89. Not what I expected by allanc · · Score: 1

    I thought at first that they just, you know, threatened to make the cancerous growth do math. I know I'd want to curl up and die if someone were forcing me to do calculus again...

  90. I know it sounds funny... by InterruptDescriptorT · · Score: 1

    ...but in President Commander Coo-Coo Bananas' US, where emphasis in schools is shifting from science and math to ridiculous concepts like 'intelligent design' and a steady diet of Bible stories, I think the vast majority of fantastic, groundbreaking medical research is going to come from countries where the education system isn't being run by a bunch of Christofascists trying to ensure that fundamentalist principles are forced upon every child in the land.

    Congratulations, America. The edge that made you the envy of the world and the leader in science and technology is quickly falling away as math, biology and physics courses are gutted by school systems and replaced with ancient Hebrew, faith healing and courses in speaking in tongues.

    'If John has three fish, and Jesus doubles the amount of fish given to the Canaanites, and the Pharisees extract a 20% tax, in silver coins, on the people, then how many disciples will betray our Lord and Saviour?'

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    1. Re:I know it sounds funny... by Otter · · Score: 1

      Sure, if there's one thing that's incompatible with a career in science or medicine, it's learning Hebrew. I hear it also eliminates any possibility of the student becoming a lawyer or an accountant.

  91. What? by jwise · · Score: 1

    The article says

    "The scientists used a mathematical formula to create a treatment based on neutrofiles that strengthened the patient's immune system."

    This is the closest thing this article provides to an explanation of whatever it is trying to talk about. What is a neutrofile?

    The paper is about the growth rate of tumors, not curing them. Can someone explain to me what this supposed mathematical cure for cancer is, or at least provide a link to something with an actual discussion?

    Jonathan

  92. Re:I can hear it now... by kaellinn18 · · Score: 1

    No, but we would have if you asshats in the rest of the world hadn't screwed everything up and made it PRACTICAL. Jeez. We had a nice convoluted system going once...

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  93. Re:Interesting Application of Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The paper says that's where the radiation folks are making a big mistake. They blast the tumor with radiation based on its size, and try to kill all the cells. The paper says that's wrongheaded -- only the tumor cells at the surface are proliferating and those are the ones you need to target.

    Killing 98% of all the cells leaves lots left over at the surface to continue growth.

  94. Constipated Mathematician by Ranger · · Score: 1

    I'm reminded of an old medical story using math successfully. I guess you heard about the constipated mathematician. He worked it out with a pencil.

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  95. ask your doctor by clustercrasher · · Score: 1
    2 interesting points from the article

    1. Doctors frequently biopsy the center of the tumor so they are sure to get the right spot. However, the center of the tumor is the most similar to healthy tissue and may lead to misdiagnosis. Ask your doctor if s/he checked the edge of the tumor, that is where the most malignant tissue lies.

    2. Chemo doesn't work well on large tumors. It only takes off the outer layer of cells.

  96. A blog post? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    I think I'll wait a bit before I belive this...

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  97. so, wait.. by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    is too much homework bad for you if it can cure cancer?

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  98. Re:A joke... (another correction) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A mathematician doing an experiment? Never! (And yes, I am one.) The mathematician sees the fire, notices a glass of water on his nightstand, proclaims, "A solution exists!" and goes back to bed.

    I am also a mathematican and I can tell you this isn't what would happen. The mathematican would see the small fire, blow on it to make sure it was a good raging flame then point to the physicist's room and say, "It has been reduced to a previously solved problem" and go back to sleep.

  99. Funny that.... by Jackson_Ash · · Score: 0

    I've always thought that complex math problems were giving me brain cancer. You know, the old smoke escaping through my ears kind of thing. Can't be good for you.

    JA

  100. Shouldn't be against your faith... by Pollux · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sorry, but my faith does not allow for medical/mathematical intervention. You must allow my child to die to fulfill god's glorious plan.

    Shouldn't be a problem if you're Catholic. Remember: it is perfectly acceptable for Catholics to prevent pregnancy with mathematics, though sinful to use physics or chemistry.

  101. Re:If this is true -Doesn;t sound like a quack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Comment from the author below. Doesn't sound like a quack to me. Apparently this is the first Human trial of the treatment, it worked, but the author isn't jumping to any premature conclusions.....

    "Today, the Complutense University (whose switchboards have apparantly been innundated with phone calls from people wanting to find out more about this news item) has published a communication on its website with a brief communication from Prof. Antonio Bru. The full article is here. Below is a translation of Professor Bru's brief note which appears at the end of the article:

    Given the expectation generated by the news of the publication of the article Regulation of neutrophilia by granulocyte colony-stimulating factor: a new cancer therapy that reversed a case of terminal hepatocarcinoma in the Journal of Clinical Research, I would like to make the following points:

    1) The proposed treatment is still at an experimental stage and needs much wider experimentation before it can be validated.

    2) For this reason, at this moment there is no treatment protocol which enables it to be applied as a general treatment.

    3) Given that it is impossible for the Complutense University of Madrid to answer all the phone calls received, and bearing in mind how they can disrupt normal teaching and research activity, please send any enquiries to the following email address: bru@mat.ucm.es
    Dr. Antonio Brú, Departamento de Matemática Aplicada
    Facultad de Ciencias Matemáticas, Universidad Complutense de Madrid"

  102. To pseudo-reiterate stuff that bears repeating by SemioticGhost · · Score: 1

    This sort of methodology would make the fight against cancer a much more efficient. Establishing a predicatable correlation among the variables that allow a tumor to grow, including previously unconsidered factors such as barometric pressure inside the mass and blood vessel proliferation, will allow scientists to turn them into (in terms of a mathematical model) negative variables, eradicating the mass by attacking the factors that determine or signal its growth. It is much easier to control these variables than it is to take stabs at the tumor by trying to kill the affected cells via radio or chemical therapy, so this is quite the breakthrough.

  103. So is Cancer a New Life Form? by vivin · · Score: 1

    Ahhh I can see it now... a new Star Trek Episode.

    Dr. Crusher: Jean-Luc, Wesley has a tumor.
    Capt. Picard: A tumor? Wesley? Well Doctor, I suppose you have to operate.
    *Flash of Light, Q appears*
    Q: Bonjour Mon Capitain!
    Capt. Picard: Q! Is this your doing? Are you the one that gave Wesley canceh?
    Q: Cancer! You humans are sooo arrogant! Why, haven't you ever thought of what cancer could be? It could be a new life form - look at the way it GROWS!
    Capt. Picard: You have a point Q... Dr. Crusher, we can't operate. We have to let the boy die. Ask Geordi and Data to figure out a way to communicate with this new life form.

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  104. Re:If this is true - unlikely by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
    The paper was published in 2003 and was cited twice in total - by themselves (I just checked Web of Science). If there would be a real advancement behind this, many people would use it. Sad but true, but they sound like quacks. A lot of real breakthroughs sound highly suspicious at first and scientists are just as human as the rest of us and not nearly as open-minded as we'd like to think. For example, the guys who were expousing for years that ulcers were caused by bacteria ( info here.) They were dismissed as quacks, but then years later enough research was finally done that they discovered that they were right.

    So maybe they sound like quacks today, but a decade from now they may be heros. I'm inclined to keep an open mind, they're not saying this is a sure thing, only that the one human trial was successful and more research needs to be done before they can say if it's a breakthrough or not. Frankly I hope it works out, I watched an uncle die from cancer, no one should have to experience that. (Either the cancer or watching a loved one waste away in front of your eyes.)

  105. That's nothing! by jarran · · Score: 1

    I can cure headaches using mathematics. First, I count out the correct number of pain killer tablets...

  106. But how is this new or useful? by hung_himself · · Score: 1

    Back in the 80's when I was a summer student, all the clinicians and oncologists seem to know empirically that this was the case - that most of the growth was occurring at the tumor surface and that the center of the tumours were necrotic. This was a major problem not only in delivering drugs to the core but it also made the interior cells relatively immune to the chemotherapies and radiotherapies which mostly (back them) relied on the fact that tumour cells were dividing for their effectiveness.

    The MBE model seems to fit what cancer biologists already believe - or did back then since I haven't kept up for many years, so I really don't see the practical import since their suggested therapy doesn't seem that different from what is being or has been tried...

  107. Math != Chemotherapy by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    But it can help you make financial arrangements for your funeral, I guess.

    -Eric

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  108. Other (more detailed) article and summary by theguyfromsaturn · · Score: 1
    I have found a more detailed article about the same research, where they explain the details of the study and the mechanism through which therapy was devised to fight tumors. There is only one human study, which wouldn't amount to much. It is however indicative that the conclusions obtained from extensive studies on rats, where 80% to 90% of the animals were treated with success, is not specific to that species.

    The link to the page is, for those who speak spanish:
    http://www.dsalud.com/numero65_1.htm

    For those who don't I will try to summarize what I consider the outstanding points presented:

    What they found in vitro is that the dynamic of grow in all tumors is the same. There is a dominan mechanisms for all types of cell lineages. The main mathematical characteristics of the dynamic are:

    1) Most of the cell activity of the tumors is concentrated in the external layer.
    2) There is a superficial diffusion on the edge of the tumor. The new tumor cell genrated from cellular division migrate on the surface of the tumor until they find a concave location where they are surrounded by a greater number of canncer cells than in their original position.
    3) The growth of the cancerous colony is constant in time, except in the inital phase (when there are few cells) when the growth is logically exponential.

    That the proliferation is restricted to the edge of the colony means also that the inner cells do not proliferate at the same rate as the external ones. There is therefore an cellular inhibition mechanism of the cancer cell similar (and later we discovered that is was practically the same mechanism) to the inhibition through contact that is seen in normal cell (non cancerous).

    The next step was to confirm that the same type of mechanism also governed the growth of the tumor "in vivo". We did several studies on fifteen different types of tumors from which we took several histological sections, and saw that most of the growth was always limited to the edge of the tumor. Also "in vivo" the fundamental characteristics of the growth dynamics observed "in vitro" have been confirmed. The fenomenon was therefore the same as in the "in vitro" case. The morphological parameters measured in the colonies were also present in the "ín vivo" growth.

    Most of the duplications of tumors occur on the periphery, and the peripherical cell have therefore much higher mutations rates. Where traditional models expected 32 cell divisions to result from the division of the cells from the tumor for a given growth, 800 divisions were actually occuring at the periphery. This also explains why metastasis cell are so much more aggressive since they consist entirely of peripherical cells.

    One of the main questions they had was why the new cell would migrate to the hollow areas where competition for nutrients is fiercest among tumor cells, and where the PH is highest as a byproduct of cancer cells' metabolic activity. They would have expected them to migrate towards the high peaks. The results of the study suggests that pressure from the surrounding normal tissue inhibits the growth of the cancerous cells. They therefore migrate to these zones of less pressure. Also, contrary to traditional views, the tumor destroys the surrounding tissue before invading it (through the high acidity resulting from the metabolic activity of the cancerous cells and the secretion of other compounds), instead of invading it before killing it as was commonly believed.

    As for treatment, they discovered that the body's natural defences agains this growth mechanism are the neutrophiles, one of the 5 types of white blood cells. These neutrophiles can withstand the high acidity surrounding the tumors and they can be in intimate contact with the cancerous cells. In test on lab rats, they created a neutrophilia (high concentration of netrophiles) in the tumor area by stimulating their prod

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  109. Why cancer will never be cured by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why cancer will never be cured: http://ianmac7.blogspot.com/

  110. this works much better for curing many cancers by theREALbillder · · Score: 1

    http://www.cancersalve.com/
    Good News For Gulf War Vets With Skin Cancers

    If there is such a thing.

    Many of the biologicals tested during the first bush war in the mideast cause drastic and bad skin cancers (Cutaneous Manifestations Of Infective Bioterror Agents--CDC). The doctors eyes are bugging out and smoke is coming out they ears. Our country has been attacked by the bush family who is fronting for a foreign power in Americas Government. Our prize soldiery, the best of the best, have been debilitated and destroyed. As well as our population at large. Visit www.beyondtreason.com

    There is massive evidence that all this bush nastiness has slowly infected the population here, and the stats support it. Ask any derm doctor -- they know, they see it daily, and visit www.luxefaire.com/real/index.html...it is not pretty but it is real. This was put on me in Florida a month or so after the anthrax attax, around 11/2001-- I was sold a mattress intentionally infected with a bio terrorism agent... once infected, the growth became a skin cancer extraordinaire, it would not go away...surgery spread it...it just got worse and worse and was highly reactive to certain directed energy weapons deployed by various methods. Finally massive surgery removed the majority of it, and once the skin graft healed the VA wanted me to undergo 6 weeks of radiation....I opted for alternative treatment of bloodroot paste which I had studied.

    The bloodroot pastes WORK!!! No recurrence now, even though the new cancer had already begun to spread across my skin graft. The bloodroot paste killed it all, and removed all cancerous tissue, laying down new skin in the process. I am sure people like the bush crime family have done their best to keep this stuff covered up. Bloodroot paste is also known as Indian Mud, and Black Salve.

    It is aggressive, painful, and a somewhat lengthy process, but much much better than the alternative.

    Visit http://www.cancersalves.com./ Get the book. Pass it on.

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  111. A simple cure by wtansill · · Score: 1

    All we need to do then is to introduce a mechanism which will cause a divide by zero error and the tumor will crash without further intervention...

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  112. another 'new' treatment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    also MKRN1 (google it) is actually another hopeful cancer cure in the making - if i remember correctly it removes the telemorase (an enzyme) that coats the telomers (ageing tags) of cancer cells - allowing them to die off like normal cells.... (cancer cells are often called immortal - the telemorase allows them to divide w/o ageing the way normal cells do) I believe that only cancer cells have the telemorase enzyme (i may be wrong) so the MKRN1 should only affect cancer cells....

    I've been to school to be a lab tech (yes I did graduate :) and have spoken to the Molecular PHD and the DNA techs at the lab I work at and they said (mind you we do not have access to the raw study data) that it is entirely feasable and we have learned about telomers and telomerase in the last few years.....

    Cancer cells have several phases G-1,S,G-2,M,G-o - depending on the type of cancer, various treatment protocals are meant to attack the cells at certain phases - the math may have to do with determining the the cancer cells most vulnerable phase and administering treatment to coincide precisely with the phase the cells are in (but I'm just guessing here because the article did not go in depth on how it works...)

    if this is hard to follow or makes little sense - i appologise - I'm really too tired to spell check or punctuate properly (long day at work) ... sorry

    CLM