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  1. Re:The dark matter between their ears on Dark Matter Grows Hair Around Stars and Planets (forbes.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> why is it that such arrogant fucktards always end up on /,

    I for one welcome our SlashComma overlords.

  2. are you gandalf? on Another Giant xkcd Comics Experiment (xkcd.com) · · Score: 1

    if (L == 0) {
                                            A = "you successfully avoided all the coins!"
                                    } else if (L == 1) {
                                            A = "it's a start."
                                    } else if (L 5) {
                                            A = "not bad!"
                                    } else if (L 10) {
                                            A = "terrific!"
                                    } else if (L == 17) {
                                            A = "you found all the coins! great job!"
                                    } else if (L == 42) {
                                            A = "no answers here."
                                    } else if (L == t.length) {
                                            A = "are you gandalf?"
                                    }

  3. Kind of like some families named "Koch" in the US on One Family Suffering Through Years-Long Trolling Campaign (dailydot.com) · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Some people here in the US are unhinged about the "Koch brothers" and send hate mail and death threats:
    http://www.kansas.com/news/art...

    But some people aren't smart enough to distinguish between the real Koch brothers and other business owned by people named "Koch":
    http://www.washingtontimes.com...

  4. High Level Editors Used to Create POS Blog Site on High Level Coding Language Used To Create New POS Malware (isightpartners.com) · · Score: 1

    High Level Editors Used to Create POS Blog Site Called "SlashDot"

    FTFY

  5. Re:I have an idea on Turkey Downs Allegedly Intruding Russian Fighter Near Syria Border (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    >> without gas attacks

    Remember those actually happened in the Iran/Iraq conflict in the early 1980s. Gas attacks (or "chemical weapons") was also one of the main reasons why claimed we needed to act in Iraq and Syria...

  6. Re:I have an idea on Turkey Downs Allegedly Intruding Russian Fighter Near Syria Border (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    >> Your only role here, if you can call it a role, is to pay for (the war).

    No, I may also have the pleasure of sending my kids to fight and die in it. We haven't used the draft (https://www.sss.gov/) in years, but that doesn't mean it hasn't gone away.

  7. Re:I have an idea on Turkey Downs Allegedly Intruding Russian Fighter Near Syria Border (reuters.com) · · Score: 1, Interesting

    >> look where that naive world view got us

    Except he didn't implement it. Obama dicked around with the Iraqi government and fucked up the withdrawal from Iraq, then "regime changed" Libya and Egypt in another fuck-up, then had to "reinvade" Iraq in an ongoing fuck-up and is now dicking around with Syria in still another fuck-up with a French aftermath.

  8. I have an idea on Turkey Downs Allegedly Intruding Russian Fighter Near Syria Border (reuters.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's start World War III over a piece of land in the middle east we all gave fuck-all about five years ago.

    Didn't we elect someone to get us the hell out of some sandy region where everyone hates everyone else, and the only people they hate more is anyone who shows up to help? Are we really going to do this all over again with the advisers and the airstrikes and then another Iraq/Libya/Egypt clusterfuck?

  9. Re:Speaking of crappy ads (paid posts) on Axel Springer Goes After iOS 9 Ad Blockers In New Legal Battlle (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    Here's a screenshot https://anonimag.es/i/f5eda892...

  10. Speaking of crappy ads (paid posts) on Axel Springer Goes After iOS 9 Ad Blockers In New Legal Battlle (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 2

    Speaking of ads, SlashDot, what's with these brain-dead, demographic-curdling "paid posts" you're running? The one I see on your home page now, and I swear I am not shitting thee, reads:

    >> Poor, misunderstood cloud computing. As it turns out, most Americans have no idea what it actually is. (Hint: it has nothing to do with the sky.)

  11. Re:I hope... on FAA To Drone Owners: Get Ready To Register To Fly (networkworld.com) · · Score: 1, Insightful

    >> drone registration Federal website works at least as well as the site for Obamacare when it first came online

    Question 1) How much money did you make in 2015?
    Question 2) Send it in.

  12. Re:Litigious Much on "Clock Boy" Ahmed Mohamed Seeking $15 Million In Damages · · Score: 2

    >> by "science" you mean creationism/intelligent design

    Christ, what crappy school did you attend? Irving schools look pretty mainstream to me:

    http://irvingblog.dallasnews.c...
    http://www.irvingisd.net/site/...
    http://www.irvingisd.net/Domai...

  13. Re:Litigious Much on "Clock Boy" Ahmed Mohamed Seeking $15 Million In Damages · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >> $15 million? I sure hope he plans on donating a lot of that to science

    Or...he could STFU and leave it with the local school district...which would use it to teach science.

  14. Re:Turn off Sponsored Posts on SlashDot on Ask Slashdot: What Single Change Would You Make To a Tech Product? · · Score: 1

    Today I see, "From Renewable Content to Environmental Benefit, How 1 Company is Building a Sustainable Portfolio" by everyone's favorite munitions manufacturer: Dow Chemical. The only thing missing from the headline is the "...Using This 1 Weird Trick" bit.

  15. Re:WTF is with the US utility tie-in? on Sabotage Blacks Out Millions In Crimea · · Score: 1

    >> The blackout ultimately shone a spotlight on some of the city’s long-overlooked shortcomings, from glaring flaws in the power network to the much deeper-rooted issues of racial inequality and the suffering of the “American underclass,” as TIME dubbed it.

    So...we need to spend ludicrous amounts of money keeping the lights and over-employing the "homeland security" sector to avoid race riots. Got it.

  16. Turn off Sponsored Posts on SlashDot on Ask Slashdot: What Single Change Would You Make To a Tech Product? · · Score: 2

    Turn off sponsored posts on SlashDot. Or, at least, allow us to comment on them. (Boy are there some stupid ones posted. Looking at you, CA.)

  17. Re:WTF is with the US utility tie-in? on Sabotage Blacks Out Millions In Crimea · · Score: 4, Funny

    >> probably is within reach of some guys with truck bombs and suicide drivers

    Like I said, then it's probably not something to worry about (i.e. fund excessively) in the US today. People with the ability to deploy truck bombs and suicide drivers are much more likely to target people instead. The kinds of conversations that would need take place to do the things you're talking about would only happen in an Austin Powers movie or Monty Python script.

    Terrorist Leader: "OK, Ali. Your mission is to drive this truck full of explosives into the Great Satan's (duh duh duh) electrical transformer! Muh-huh-huh."

    Ali: "Well...OK, and my sacrifice will kill off dozens of Satanic patients hooked up in the hospital in the next town over?"

    Leader: "Well, no, because the Great Satan's critical infrastructure is already protected with its own batteries and generators. But you will (duh duh duh) inconvenience thousands of people trying to watch TV and open their garage doors remotely. Muh-huh-huh."

    Ali: "Alright...so my sacrifice will inconvenience thousands of people for weeks, at least right? "

    Leader: "Well, maybe for a couple of days anyway, since the Great Satan will probably reroute power and bring in replacement equipment under an armed guard that we probably can't disrupt. But it will (duh duh duh) make the evening news. Muh-huh-huh."

    Ali: "Look, I don't think this group is for me. Can you recommend any other evil terrorist organizations that ARE a little more focused on my career goals?"

  18. WTF is with the US utility tie-in? on Sabotage Blacks Out Millions In Crimea · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >> Defending the power grid in the United States

    WTF is with the US utility tie-in? Did California declare war on Nevada overnight? Is the South risin' again?

    The problem here is that there's a low-grade civil war brewing in Crimea after Russia's invasion. Wake me up when/if the US has a similar problem. Zzzzzz....

  19. Looks like it avoids credit card verify, but PCI? on New IBM Tech Lets Apps Authenticate You Without Personal Data (csoonline.com) · · Score: 2

    TFA says this avoids birthday, home address and other criteria typically demanded by banks during a CC transaction to prove online identity. However, IBM's technology would seem like fail on arrival unless it got the blessing of the almighty PCI council, which pushes a lot of those "additional" identity requirements onto banks to make sure they aren't being defrauded.

  20. Netflix Should Quit Making Shows on Netflix Remaking Lost In Space (ew.com) · · Score: 1

    The shows Netflix makes are of little value. I use the service to get quick, legal access to the umpteen series other people have made.

  21. Re:Defense will be based on advertising dollars on YouTube Defending Select Videos Against DMCA Abuse · · Score: 2

    >> Google and Youtube really does not care about fair use or the legal rights of their users. All they care about is advertising money.

    Why is this marked "troll"? Google is an advertisement company, and if DCMA complaints drive the top channels away, they will lose money. So they kick their legal team in gear to protect revenue, which is a smart move for your average corporation, but sounds even better because they can talk about "fair use" etc. and get some PR cred out of it too.

  22. Learn your business model on Ask Slashdot: Convincing a Team To Undertake UX Enhancements On a Large Codebase? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >> ERP system for a niche industry...continuously developed for 10 years...userbase is constantly expanding

    Sounds like your business model is to sell into the niche with an aging product, get them hooked on recurring fees ('cause ERP switches are hard once implemented) and your sales force is effective. From an executive's POV, why should anyone waste time/money investing in UI "nice to haves" when the money's already flooding in?

    If you want to build a case for UI upgrades, document some sales lost to crappy UI (or "hard to use") or go find some prospects or customers that are willing to pay for the work. (This is in large part why I entered product management originally - I could finally drive which features went in.)

  23. Re:Need to use the system against itself on Chicago Sends More Than 100,000 "Bogus" Camera-Based Speeding Tickets · · Score: 1

    >> Chicagoland works like this: if you have the political clout to approve cameras, you do not need to worry about traffic tickets

    This. Plus the state helps by issuing specially numbered license plates to the connected so that any cop or other official can tell who not to ticket/bother from distance.

  24. Re:We need an excuse to outlaw encryption again? on ISIS Help Desk Assists In Covering Tracks (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Hopefully it's an excuse to outlaw foreign help desks.

  25. Maybe they bought VMware desktop on Citrix Spinning Off GoTo Collaboration Business, Laying Off 1,000 People (cio.com) · · Score: 1

    Maybe they bought VMware desktop and found that they could reduce headcount by having fewer people manage the hardware. (Ducks.)

    Actually, I'm only half-kidding here because I once saw a guy sell whitebox computers to NEC technologies (when they made and sold their own computers) and I had the wonderful experience myself of selling storage technology to EMC (when they had, well you know).