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  1. That won't help him on Command Line Life Partner Wanted · · Score: 1

    grep -i 'asian schoolgirl' /home/me/Desktop/women/*

    *error insufficient memory Remember this guy is a command line user. Maybe this will help;

    rep -i 'asian schoolgirl' /home/me/.stuff/ascii/women/*

    S A I L O R _ M O O N
     
                                |/:) | | '.' | | (
                                Segmentation Fault (core dumped)
  2. Re:The Geek in Fantasyland on DoJ Extends Microsoft Oversight for Two Years · · Score: 1
    In replying to you I am risking having a chair thrown at me but here goes;

    Microsoft has posted first and second quarterly results for fiscal year 2008 that that have been nothing less than spectacular. It is debt free, paying dividends, and holds $20 billion or so in cash.

    Interestingly, since Windows Vista became generally available one year ago, Microsoft's client business has grown more than 20% and sales of Windows Vista have now surpassed 100 million licenses.

    Down from $60.6 Billion in 2004, my what a profitability surge. http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/01/25/1458251

    Microsoft reports record second quarter results


    If this is castration, then let's give the eunuchs their due:

    Like Eunuchs or in the case UNIX (and the little brother Linux) the price of the OS is NOTHING. They get their income from the support systems around the OS, SUN has it's Hardware and support, Linux (all forms) has a good support and lots of sales of books by that O'Reilly dude (Technical books one NOT the idiot blowhard)

    Vista is the only client OS to show significant growth in years. OS Platform Stats

    You can argue all you like about the specifics of the w3Schools stats but you are going to have a much harder time explaining away the long term trends exposed there.

    you mean

    Windows XP is the most popular operating system. The windows family counts for nearly 90%: Funny I don't seem Vista being significant, XP is still accounts for 70%+ overall which means about 90% of Windows users are on XP. Apple ties their own shoelaces together by making their OS run mostly on their own hardware. SGI did that too, look where it got them. Sun has had the sense to invest heavily in the PC hardware market and runs nicely on commodity gear but better on SUN gear.

    you must think I am an idiot Linux zealot or did you not read my own words "Linux in spite of it's Fanboys"
  3. Re:Toothless and Pointless on DoJ Extends Microsoft Oversight for Two Years · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What's the point? The DoJ has achieved less real change in the past decade than the EU has achieved in past two years. No, the economy and a really terrible flagship product (Vista) have castrated them already. Linux in spite of it's Fanboys has really started to take root as an option.

    Remember that most of the people currently buying computers these days don't know what the black stuff on Bill Gates' Icon is about.
  4. Re:Dammit.. on Scientists Discover Way To Reverse Memory Loss · · Score: 1

    I guess from now on I'll have to perform the 8 level DoD 5220.69M brain wipe instead of the plain old erase procedure :( So much trouble, when there nothing a bulk eraser can't solve.

  5. Re:Cheap shot incoming! on Tool Use Is Just a Trick of the Mind · · Score: 1


    Ouch my Hammer and My Thumb hurt!

    that cheap enough for you?

  6. Captcha farming? on Yahoo CAPTCHA Hacked · · Score: 1

    MMORPG gold farming is starting to be locked down now, how much will a spammer pay for 100,000 email addresses?

  7. Re:BSA? on BSA's Tactics and Motives Questioned · · Score: 1

    Well these guys ain't Boy Scouts by any means. If anything they have gone over to the Dark Side and been Darth Vader'ed. They just don't have the cool uniforms or that neat mask with the James Earl Jones Voice.

    But lucky for them they aren't from the New movies, that would be just cruel.

  8. Face To Face [carry a Microphone and photographer] on Technical Risks of the US Protect America Act · · Score: 1

    Being the Press tends to have more attention getting power then being a voter. Even if you come off as just a Blogger that is enough to get some serious notice from the congresscritter. A Blogger can cause serious trouble, but if you start the conversation as sincerely being on that polico's side your going to get at least a few points into their head.

  9. Economic Warfare & Gundams on Examining the Ethical Implications of Robots in War · · Score: 5, Informative

    Consider that robots cost money, the country with more economic power is likely to be the winner in such a conflict. A large part of the U.S.A.'s success in WW2 was the sheer capacity of it's factories which were by if nothing but distance well defended against attack. European nations where under constant attack on their military infrastructure while American Factories where never bombed and even the concept of saboteurs blowing up factories in the States was a ridiculous notion to the Axis. Sure, Blow up the Pittsburgh bomb factory then you still have 20 more scattered about the US.

    Robots won't be used simply because a robot doesn't have the discrimination as to who to attack and not to. Despite Orwellian fantasies, the practical upshot is that you would suffer to much friendly fire from such weapons and intense PR backlash. Sorry I don't see it happening.

    Telepresence weapons are far more likely, as we have already seen in use.

    Japan's Ministry of Agriculture has been denying their work on this. America is full of fully trained pilots for these crafts (Wii, Xbox, Playstation etc).

    Suggested reading of Robert A. Heinlein's Starship Troopers and Robert Aspirin's Cold Cash War

  10. Re:The Brain Uses the Cerebellum to Multitask on Multitasking Makes You Stupid and Slow · · Score: 1

    It is also said - by esotherics and mysticists - that the cerebellum is the part of the brain that prophets and seers have learned to use 100% on command. The Bodi-Tree under which Budda sits is supposed to be a symbol of the cerebellum and have a simular structue with its branches and leaves, and thus represents enlightenment. If you read about the prime goals in Zen Buddisim ('thoughtless thinking', 'reasonless acting' etc.) you get the impression that it does involve a superior flexibility in activating and de-activating cognitive functions of the brain. Sorry but that's romantic nonsense. Your imbibing the practice with abilities and intentions which was neither historical, factual, nor currently held theories. You've raised the actual focus of the practice and theory to that of say Dragonball Z.

    I practice Aikido, and the most difficult part of it is not to have your cognitive brain interfere when you're exectuing a technique against an opponent (or two or three ...). It's what you practice in such Arts. Thus all the meditating and all that. It's really nothing religious - it's simply training your mind in the very same methodic and well-planned manner you train your body. Well at least part of your post makes sense. However it's more along the lines of 'If you had to think about breathing you would be too busy to do anything else.' So let your body act as though the fighting was natural as breathing.... and if anything Aikido is more of a Taoist art then Buddhist. TAO is all about flowing. Your instructors may speak about Buddhism but it doesn't really match up. However I won't argue this as the truth is buried in the mists of time.
  11. Re:As a matter of interest... on LIGO Fails To Detect Gravity Waves · · Score: 1

    Of course it doesn't exists, there is only Intelligent Falling. Well something is keeping my butt glued to the chair. I think it's Fat Waves, invisible waves of Porkons and Larditrons that radiate from furniture such as chairs and sofa A plot by Lazyboy Inc they hide the projectors in the cushions and one day will complete their nefarious scheme to take over middle America.

    All Hail our new Reclining Overlords.

                        [Cue Ominous but strangely relaxing Lazyboy Corporate Anthem]
  12. Re:Microsoft Says Vista Has the Fewest Flaws on Microsoft Says Vista Has the Fewest Flaws · · Score: 1

    And McDonalds claim they make nutritious healthy food... and that video games make you fat.
  13. Actually it wasn't fixed on 10-year-old Microsoft Ticket Resurfaces? · · Score: 1

    It was for Windows ME.

  14. what a great time to be homeless on Microsoft Will Stream Ads To Grocery Carts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now you can have a shopping cart thats wired for the internet.

  15. Re:Wizard of Oz on Researchers Create Beating Heart In Lab · · Score: 1

    Oz never gave nothing to the Tin Man.......

    Ok that was heartless.

  16. Re:private spaceflight - Starship Miata on Why Space Exploration Is Worth the Cost · · Score: 1

    A convertible space ship for picking up hot alien babes for guys with really small booster rockets.

    Capt. Kirk eat your heart out!

  17. don't skimp on Current Recommendations For a Home File Server? · · Score: 1

    under-performing fileservers can kill you fps on HD go with the best available.

    http://www.isilon.com/products/index.php

  18. Pork Fried rice will never be the same on Glowing Chinese Pig Passes Traits to Young · · Score: 3, Funny

    Food critics will now have only glowing comments about it.

    I should be a ashamed about posting that but I'm not.

  19. D&D, WoW, Beer Bongs, 1000+ facebook friends on What Skills Should Undergrads Have? · · Score: 1

    Remember the most useless things will go well on your resume. Remember to tell you prospective employers that you will need at least 20/hr a week paid time to keep up your social networking obligations.

    Also it's a good idea to bring a domestic beer to the interview. Micro brew or foreign beers denote a snooty attitude and do nothing to help fight the terrorists. Old Glory on your cap is an excellent way to show pride.

    Also remember bright green Bow Ties go really well with Lederhosen.

  20. In Soviet Russia on Hand-Made Vacuum Tubes · · Score: 1

    Well just to start it as a joke, but it was for a while post-Soviet Union was the only place to get new made Vacuum tubes. Thats for the Tube Stereo buffs out there.

  21. Re:WMD Found on Using Google Earth to Find Ancient Cities · · Score: 1

    Everybody already knows it is in Innsmouth, Massachusetts.


    He's in the house owned by Charles Dexter Ward


    Well, that's just for now. His Summer residence is a mountain cabin in the Antartic. That would explain the administrations position on global warming;

    Pure self interest, he wants it warm there.
  22. Re:Like it matters on Boot Record Rootkit Threatens Vista, XP, NT · · Score: 1

    Almost all BIOSes released in the past 5 years had MBR protection. Install your OS, turn on MBR protection and let the virus try.

    SNIP consider the average user^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Windows user has to rely on AOL for their anti-virus.

    [I am shaking my head while my hand are vigorously rubbing my brow in shock, sadness, and disbelief. Later I will pull out some hair. ]
  23. Re:Recycling CO2 on Scientists Recycle CO2 with Sunlight to Make Fuel · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm Fedora tasty....

  24. Re:WMD Found on Using Google Earth to Find Ancient Cities · · Score: 1

    Maybe we can find out the location of Dick Cheney's Undisclosed Location. Everybody already knows it is in Innsmouth, Massachusetts.

    or has Bush once referred to it,

        "..amongst the Haves (tentacles) and the Have More (more tentacles), My Base! [chuckles]

    He's in the house owned by Charles Dexter Ward
  25. Re:Watch out for monoliths on Russia to Search For Life on Europa · · Score: 1

    Like we should worry?, that second sun of theirs didn't seem to last so long now did it?

    We should insist they take Roy Scheider just because he's earned it.