Glowing Chinese Pig Passes Traits to Young
porkpickle writes A cloned pig whose genes were altered to make it glow fluorescent green has passed on the trait to its young, a development that could lead to the future breeding of pigs for human transplant organs, a Chinese university reported."
I can just see all the bacon dishes using this in the future if the meat glows too.
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Because I always wanted fluorescent transplant organs! :)
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And let's see how long they last versus night predators.
...how popular you'll be when you show everyone your glowing...appendage...at the party!
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So let me get this straight: A gene is passed on down a generation. why is this news ?
No! No! No! I wanted "Green eggs" and "ham". Not "Green eggs and ham". Green eggs. Not green ham.
Glowing or not, why would you be such an insensitive jerk to call them "chinese pigs"?
Sounds like the typical behavior of your average *american pig* if you ask me.
That'll do pig, that'll do.
I can see it now, a dimly-lit chinese restaurant, couples whispering sweet nothings at their tables for two, dining by the eerie green glow of their mushu pork.
Kwisatz Haderach
Sell the spice to CHOAM
This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
Food critics will now have only glowing comments about it.
I should be a ashamed about posting that but I'm not.
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Glowing Pigs. Glowing Pigs dude. Pigs glowing in the dark! That's why.
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I realize it's dark in there but this seems a little extreme...
You'll end up with /. Ninjas after you!!!
I raise the BS flag on this image. The right-most animal clearly shows a shadow on its snout from its right ear. This is only possible if the subject it is being illuminated from above, not if the subject itself is the source of illumination. The whole scene appears to be either illuminated with a green light source, or a normal photo doctored with a green tint. AM I wrong?
If only Frank could have lived to see the birth of not one, but a litter of Sons of Mr. Green Genes....
In other news, astrophysicists have announced that they now know what all that dark matter is: it's stupidity.
If they grow wings we're screwed
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It's a blue dye, that passes harmlessly through your system, often used in medical procedures.
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I cant help but wonder what goes through the mind of the pig when it sees it glows green, I mean I know they're not exactly rocket scientists but from what I remember pigs are fairly clever, I wonder if this causes them all sorts of mental distress... Are there any people here that know anything about animal behaviour that might know?
If it does cause the pig severe stress that would be terrible... we dont want it spoiling the meat.
So Skulldilocks threw acid on the schoolchildrens' faces, cause somebody from the bible told her to do it!
I, for one, welcome our lambent porcine overlords.
Pimp my kidneys!
leave the pigs alone, make your own offspring fluorescent.
Who really cares? If the general intent was not racist, what's the point of pretending that it was?
I asked a question on a message board once about lowrider bicycles, and called them "Hispanic-type lowrider bikes". One guy (apparently Hispanic) got hugely offended, and insisted that I apologize. I was not denigrating "Hispanic bicycles", just trying to describe a particular bicycle by saying what other kinds of bicycles it was not.
I told him that I was of German descent, and that I wanted him to apologize to me for all the times that people call Porsches "German cars". He refused, and so did I.
It is only a child who would complain of such a minor thing--because it's only younger people that would mistake slavery, separate drinking fountains and lack of voting rights to be the moral equivalent of calling a bicycle "Hispanic" or a pig "Chinese".
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It is only a child who would complain of such a minor thing--because it's only younger people that would mistake slavery, separate drinking fountains and lack of voting rights to be the moral equivalent of calling a bicycle "Hispanic" or a pig "Chinese".
[OT] True; I go further though, and say that his behaviour, which has become common amongst the 'easily offended minorities', is actually a form of *bullying*. It's a manipulative attempt at domination and subjugation of Westerners.
I guess Kermit won't be alone anymore when he sings "It's not easy being green"
Only problem will be after a nuclear war, hard to tell if the pig was exposed to massive radiation, or is descended from escaped lab pigs!
Radioactive or not, I bet they still taste good.
I only look human.
My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
Spider-Pig Spider-Pig. I am just saying Homer was on to something. They have already crossed a goat with a spider. So why not a pig with a spider. You get a ham that netually wraps its self in that net bag thing.
Man-Bear-Pig can not be far off.
I sure hope these guys are never exposed to gamma radiation. If they ever are, please for the love of god, Don't make them angry.
As this is exactly how gene-modding will lead to a significant crisis some day. I hope we come through it mostly intact.
I find being offended by me offensive.
That would be quite the bar trick if your liver started glowing when it processed alcohol, all ET style.
I think that there is a possibility here for a great new slashdot meme!
I just can't seem to think of anything with a glowing pig in it.
A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver.
At long, long last we have pigs that glow under UV light. And iPhones.
don't you think this brings us a step closer to the "pigoons" of Margaret Atwood's Oryx and Crake ?
SLASHDOT: news for people who can't concentrate on work or have no life at all and got tired of yelling back at the TV.
I actually don't really have anything to say here. I kinda blew all my material on the subject line...
If the animal's genes were altered, why wouldn't those genetic changes be passed on to its young?
pshhh what a nerd, Tattoos are for losers, real men get glowing liver transplants.
How do pigs glowing green passing genes lead to the future of breeding pigs for organs? Does the connection not show itself to anyone else?
Spiderpig, spiderpig....
Did I just Godwin this discussion?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law