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Scientists Discover Way To Reverse Memory Loss

electricbern writes "Scientists have accidentally discovered how to reverse memory loss by stimulating a specific part of the hypothalamus. Good news for people with Alzheimer's and those who just forgot where they left the car keys."

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  1. Wait... by sexconker · · Score: 5, Funny

    I forgot what I was going to post.

    1. Re:Wait... by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

      I forgot what I was going to post.


      Relax. We can get that right back for you. Now all I have to do is make an incision right there... yeah, and could you hand me that car battery and those jumper cables?
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    2. Re:Wait... by snowraver1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Weak... How about "Honey I lost the keys, grab me my scalpel and skull drill, `couse were goin' in!"

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    3. Re:Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I am shocked and appalled that the first post is not about reducing how many dupes appear on Slashdot.

    4. Re:Wait... by Torvaun · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't remember a dupe.

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    5. Re:Wait... by bdp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We can remember it for you wholesale!

    6. Re:Wait... by arivanov · · Score: 1

      That's OK. Read Bulgakov's "Heart of The Dog" (Sobachie Serdce) and you will remember it. Surreal as it is, it was written more than 70 years ago.

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    7. Re:Wait... by dinog · · Score: 1
      We have ways to make you remember.

      Bzzt... Aiiiiieeee !

      Wait, I remember how to get Republicans to fund science and research.

      Bzzt! Ouch !

      Dino

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    8. Re:Wait... by JrOldPhart · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've got good news and bad news.

      The bad news: You have Alzheimer's.

      The good: You can go home and forget about it.

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    9. Re:Wait... by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      You were going to post that perhaps this will be good news for Terry Pratchett fans! We're getting a little closer to the world of Rainbows End every day :)

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    10. Re:Wait... by MacWiz · · Score: 1

      Kind of makes all those years spent drinking to forget seem like a waste of time.

  2. Memory loss by esocid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So this is a cure for the side affects of marijuana right?

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    1. Re:Memory loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What side effects?

    2. Re:Memory loss by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Funny

      What side effects?


      Being unemployed and having the sex drive of a frozen burrito.
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    3. Re:Memory loss by Unlucke · · Score: 1

      The munchies of course!

    4. Re:Memory loss by Colourspace · · Score: 1

      Please, please let this be a cure for... Umm. Where did I put that tube of Pringles?

    5. Re:Memory loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh IDK about you but one of the reasons I stopped smoking is the sex-drive was too overwhelming. I would get high and, rather than read papers like I planned, I would end up jerking off like 3 or 4 times. About 5 months ago I got higher than I had ever been before and decided I just couldn't take it anymore and went to one of those SF asian massage parlors. After that I decided it had gone way too far, and I stopped. For the past 5 months I've been scared shitless that I caught something; I'm waiting 1 more month to be tested since some don't show until 6 months.

      So, as far as weed eliminating sex drive, you're definitely wrong.

    6. Re:Memory loss by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

      uh IDK about you but one of the reasons I stopped smoking is the sex-drive was too overwhelming. I would get high and, rather than read papers like I planned, I would end up jerking off like 3 or 4 times. About 5 months ago I got higher than I had ever been before and decided I just couldn't take it anymore and went to one of those SF asian massage parlors. After that I decided it had gone way too far, and I stopped. For the past 5 months I've been scared shitless that I caught something; I'm waiting 1 more month to be tested since some don't show until 6 months.

      So, as far as weed eliminating sex drive, you're definitely wrong.


      I may be wrong about sex drive, but I think your post reveals some other side-effects.
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    7. Re:Memory loss by kwabbles · · Score: 1

      Here here.

      Nothing like a good "blunt n' poke". Just keep your poker out of Chinatown, man.

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    8. Re:Memory loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duuuuude.. wait, what?

    9. Re:Memory loss by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting 1 more month to be tested since some don't show until 6 months.


      or 9 months, and usually you get to find out the results on sordid TV daytime shows like Springer or Maury. The tests usually involve DNA...

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    10. Re:Memory loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such as? The entire post was about an immense sex drive which led the poster to see a prostitute. That seems a quite natural cure for such a thing. What else was revealed?

    11. Re:Memory loss by Melbourne+Pete · · Score: 2, Funny

      What side effects?
      Being unemployed and having the sex drive of a frozen burrito
      Cool. I won't notice a thing.
    12. Re:Memory loss by AngelofDeath-02 · · Score: 1

      No, you aren't wrong. It may have had the opposite effect for this particular person, but in general it does lower your sex drive.

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    13. Re:Memory loss by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      having the sex drive of a frozen burrito.

      But a frozen burrito is stiff, hard, and meaty. And look at the shape.

    14. Re:Memory loss by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

      Being unemployed and having the sex drive of a frozen burrito. Who told you about my girlfriend?
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    15. Re:Memory loss by laejoh · · Score: 1, Funny

      SF asian massage parlors

      Can you elaborate a little more on those Science Fiction asian massage parlors? How does it go? Do they read out loud Neil Stephenson while ... ?

    16. Re:Memory loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then I'll have to found a harem before I quit. Are you sure about that?

    17. Re:Memory loss by Night64 · · Score: 1

      I'm not really a heavy user as our colleague from SF (more like twice every month), but in my experience the sex drive really goes up, and the critical capacity of measure humour goes down. When I'm high, even posts like these make me roll on the floor laughing.

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  3. I'll Drink to That by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder whether there's a specific herb that's bad for that part of the brain, either eaten, drunk or smoked. Could be a good way to get through life's many best-forgotten moments.

    Or, for those living the dream, maybe there's some herb that's good for that part of the brain.

    I know I'd prefer that to going under the knife or taking a pill with some synthetic stuff no one ever tried before.

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    1. Re:I'll Drink to That by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd prefer a small electrode or set of electrodes attached to a portion of my brain and a switch to turn it on or off. Oh, and a small LED, too, so I can literally "have a lightbulb go off in my head." But seriously, something portable and fast acting is what I'd like. No sitting around waiting for some herbs or something to work, just a quick zap to the head with the memory-prod and back to whatever I needed it for.

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    2. Re:I'll Drink to That by Ai+Olor-Wile · · Score: 1

      Not everything comes in herbs, you silly man. (But I bet we could engineer one!) Also, if this article is showing up, hasn't it been tested already? At least to an extent? And more after the FDA (hopefully) goes through it? (Maybe?)

    3. Re:I'll Drink to That by Fry-kun · · Score: 1

      In other words, you're wishing for a MemoRay. That'll take only a 1000 years to invent ;)

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    4. Re:I'll Drink to That by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      No sitting around waiting for some herbs or something to work, just a quick zap to the head with the memory-prod and back to whatever I needed it for.

      So those nice guys at Guantanamo were just trying to get my testicles to remember?

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    5. Re:I'll Drink to That by Sciryl+Llort · · Score: 1

      I know I'd prefer that to going under the knife or taking a pill with some synthetic stuff no one ever tried before.
      In the year 3535
      Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
      Everything you think do and say
      Is in the pill you took today
    6. Re:I'll Drink to That by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Is there a pill to live 1528 more years? Probably an herb.

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    7. Re:I'll Drink to That by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Herbs have been tested (and engineered) for thousands of years. You go ahead and use the FDA "testing". I'll watch to see how well you fare.

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  4. Been there, done that by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everytime I shock myself I remember fresh why I don't like shocking myself.

    1. Re:Been there, done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually this is old news. The US government has been shocking people to help them remember things for 7 years now.

  5. Now if only by zgregoryg · · Score: 0

    they could provide brain stimulus to help erectile dysfunction, getting old might actually be fun!

    1. Re:Now if only by Nimsoft · · Score: 1

      We already have a cure for that :)

      Unfortunately when you're old and wrinkly, no amount of Viagra is going to get girls to sleep with you so it doesn't matter anyway :)

    2. Re:Now if only by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately when you're old and wrinkly, no amount of Viagra is going to get girls to sleep with you so it doesn't matter anyway :)

      Fortunately, old people generally have more wealth than youngsters, and if you have money, you can get your old, wrinkly ass some girls. Works for ugly guys too.

  6. Great by mulhollandj · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'll remember what I was going to say.

    1. Re:Great by Albanach · · Score: 1

      Well if someone doctor was waving a local anesthetic at me and threatening to stick metal rods with an electric current through my brain, I'd be trying damn hard to remember whatever it is they wanted!

      Of course now when you try and claim you've forgotten your PGP password and really can't help the *IAA / FBI / NSA / GCHQ / Etc the response you'll get is "well maybe we can help you...". Next thing you know you're on an operating table and some army doctor is looking down at you with a big smile saying, "Don't worry son, this will only hurt a little".

  7. Dammit.. by mobby_6kl · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess from now on I'll have to perform the 8 level DoD 5220.69M brain wipe instead of the plain old erase procedure :(

    1. Re:Dammit.. by infonography · · Score: 1

      I guess from now on I'll have to perform the 8 level DoD 5220.69M brain wipe instead of the plain old erase procedure :( So much trouble, when there nothing a bulk eraser can't solve.

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    2. Re:Dammit.. by morcego · · Score: 1

      Or a sledgehammer.

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    3. Re:Dammit.. by AnotherUsername · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or an AOL user.

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    4. Re:Dammit.. by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Ice pick?
      Frontal or Dorsal?

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  8. As the doctors say... by mikael · · Score: 1

    If you forget where you put the car keys once in a while, that's not a problem. If however, you forget what they are for, then you have a problem.

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  9. Can we force these electrodes into the heads ... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny
    ... of the politicians who keep saying "I don't recall", "I don't remember" in the Senate investigations?

    ..oh! wait.

    If you are going to insert electrodes into politicians, why waste it on their head? There are better choices available.

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  10. Or just don't load Vista by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find I lose more than half my memory when I load Vista.

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    1. Re:Or just don't load Vista by syousef · · Score: 1

      I find I lose more than half my memory when I load Vista.

      Yesterday I learnt that if rely on Vista Backup and Restore you also end up side-effects with "missing time" and deja0-vu as you then have to play the reinstall game. (Fun for all the family)

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  11. Re:Wait... If I forget... by davidsyes · · Score: 3, Interesting

    -- how to eat
    -- how to dump
    -- how to wipe
    -- how to bathe
    -- how to relax
    -- how to drive
    -- how to ride a bike
    -- etc...

    What is there to remember?

    Maybe it's not mere repetition, but intensity of act of repetition (not (bad) counting sex, or hemorrhoids, and other unpleasant things...) that helps us remember?

    But, is there any proof that Alzheimer's victims forgot how to have sex? Swear, etc? (Not talking about those with stroke-like side-effects such as total motor or vocal or sensory failure...)

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  12. From TFA by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 0

    A trial is under way in Alzheimer's sufferers in the hope that a 'pacemaker' could be developed for the brain to improve memory loss. (emphasis mine)

    Poor wording, I suppose, but it sounds like they're trying to reduce memory retention. At any rate, this is a really cool prospect, and I'd love to see it pan out, but it's not directed at all. The guy had a memory from 30 years ago shoot up, but it's not like he chose that one specifically. His memory improved over the next few days, but I'd personally be surprised if the six in tests had too much more than "I remember things better now thanks to th- OH MY GOD I FAILED FIFTH GRADE MATH!"
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    1. Re:From TFA by asCii88 · · Score: 0

      I thought exactly the same, and was about to say it.

  13. Mehmory by nthcolumnist · · Score: 1

    It wasn't lost then just misplaced,..

  14. Re:Wait... If I forget... by snowraver1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "not (bad) counting sex, or hemorrhoids, and other unpleasant things...) "

    WTF!?! Sex... Hemorrhoids....... Unplesasent things... I don't want to know...

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  15. Accidentally discovered? by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    What? Did they forget what they were looking for in the first place?

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    1. Re:Accidentally discovered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. As one of the scientists involved in this, oh, wait, what are we talking about?

    2. Re:Accidentally discovered? by electricbern · · Score: 1

      Actually they were looking for a way to reduce the patients appetite and when they probed the right spot (no pun intended) the guy started remembering things from long time ago. But the discovery was so interesting they forgot about the poor guys appetite.

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  16. apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Speaking as someone with crap memory as a result of a head injury, I wouldn't risk it. Yes, I have had severe amnesia. Ever see the movie Memento? I was like that, but fortunately most of the effects in my case were temporary, but I still have problems.

    However, I also have PTSD, which is at least in part an overstimulation of the amygdala. And I've dealt with the unpleasant effects of psych meds which doctors hand out like candy without really seeming to understand their full effects.

    When tinkering with the brain, unintended consequences can be severe, and nobody seems to really give a crap about those unintended consequences except for the person who has to deal with them.

    Leave well enough alone is usually the best motto when it comes to the noggin, unless your life and disability is too intolerable so you're willing to take any chance.

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    1. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Possibly alzheimers, yes. And despite your obnoxiously rude and dismissive attitude, I'll try to explain further.

      The mind is the essence of who we are. People who have not gone through these experiences like to think that their personality, their very being is an innate feature of themselves, unchangeable.

      It's not. Who you are is merely chemistry. Fuck around with that chemistry, and you become a different person. I've experienced that. Most doctors haven't.

      People look at things simplistically, they focus on ONE aspect of the brain's function. Memory. Depression. Hand you a pill that they know raises the levels of mood-enhancing chemicals, and there's your depression cure. Anything that happens that's unrelated to your depression is simply labelled a "side-effect," and unless it seems to be immediately life-threatening, no further attention is paid to it.

      But the person experiencing it can come to regret their choice. The immediate effects can be subtle, and the perception of the person can be altered so that they don't realize the change themselves, much the way stroke victims often don't realize the extent of their disability.

      You can end up a wholly different person. And even if others around you don't make the connection, you may find some day years later that you've lost yourself as a person.

      I don't expect most of you to understand that. But what I'm saying here is that when it comes to the brain, you may like the initial results, and that's all the docs will care about - your memory is better. For some people that will be fine. For others, they may find that with their newly refurbished memory comes severe depression, stress, or a change in personality that years down the road they find intolerable.

      In my case, doctors tinkering with my brain caused personality changes that initially seemed exhilarating. It was only years later that I recognized that I was behaving like a sex-crazed manic depressive. The initial problems I had were minor and temporary compared with the results of their "cure."

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    2. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by Temujin_12 · · Score: 1

      True enough, but I think many Alzheimer's patients and their families would be willing to risk it. Think of this as kind of a pace-maker for the brain.

      Other than physical ailments resulting in regular/constant excruciating pain, I can't think of a worse condition to have than one that takes away even your most fundamental cognitive abilities and memories.

      I would add the 'waitandsee' tag to this though. A wonderful development, but don't get hopes up too soon.

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    3. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as someone with crap memory as a result of a head injury That's gotta stink...
    4. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I agree, its promising research, I just think we have to be careful that we're treating the patient, not the patient's family, or the doctor's. I CAN think of worse things that not being able to remember, not having much self-awareness. Not saying this would always be the case, or even often, but its possible that the patient may have damage to areas of their brain other than those involved with memory that their lack of cognitive function mercifully makes them "not experience."

      That's just one possible scenario. Another is that the patient may recover just enough cognitive ability to be able to recognize what a miserable state they're in. Wonderful for the family, Mom can now recognize them again. Horrible for Mom - instead of happily staring at the TV or eating pudding, she now knows that she soils herself several times a day and is stuck in a crappy place.

      Just sayin'.

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    5. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by Temujin_12 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hi again!

      I totally agree with your point that treating the human brain can have many unintended consequences. IANABS (I am not a brain surgeon), but having studied back propagation neural networks as an undergrad taught me that the human brain is MUCH MUCH more complex than we would like it to be. The perceptron model (and variations on it) are an oversimplification of the workings on the brain. Even if you modeled all of the synapses in the brain, you still have to deal with the fact that the brain itself is sits in a chemical bath of fluids and hormones which affect the way the synapses fire and communicate. This as well as many other biological differences makes completely understanding the human brain a very daunting task.

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    6. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 1

      You can end up a wholly different person. And even if others around you don't make the connection, you may find some day years later that you've lost yourself as a person. Such goes the road of life, my friend.
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    7. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      That's just one possible scenario. Another is that the patient may recover just enough cognitive ability to be able to recognize what a miserable state they're in. Wonderful for the family, Mom can now recognize them again. Horrible for Mom - instead of happily staring at the TV or eating pudding, she now knows that she soils herself several times a day and is stuck in a crappy place.

      Oh, like my life. I don't recall it but my sister told me when I came out of the coma I was in I screamed at everyone to let me die. And I wish I had died.

      Falcon
    8. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Always err on the side of caution yes but if it has a decent chance of improving your life then go for it.

      'decent' varies on the person and the disability.

      Outright forbidding any brain tinkering is stupid as the benefits can be incredible.
      You just need to understand the risk fully before having the operation.

    9. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 0
      Merely is the wrong word. Its pretty amazing. Why, what do you believe? That you have a magical life force instilled in you by an all powerful magic space god who loves you and doesn't want you playing with your naughty bits?

      If so, then I feel sorry for you. There's nothing sadder than a person so infantile, so narcissistic in their need to be the center of the universe (mommy loves only me!), so insecure as to be unable to accept the reality of their personal insignificance in this vast universe, so unable to face reality and thus see the beauties of that reality that they have to construct a childish, idiotic, two-dimensional comic book fairy tale to hide themselves away into.

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    10. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      Yep. That's why I said "I" wouldn't risk it. Psych meds damaged me permanently and I will never let anyone put me on them again. But I also know others who say they saved their lives.

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    11. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by dalutong · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I can relate to what you're saying. I was hit by a jeep while crossing the street (at a pedestrian crosswalk, thank you) when I was in high school. I had memory problems after that, and slowed cognition, though I seemed to recover fully after a few months. Oddly, I lost my memory two years after that. I still have a terrible memory -- 6 months after I went to India (after my memory loss) I exclaimed "I've been to India?" after being told about the trip. I could go on forever, but it would be a long story. If you ever see a book called "Some Observations - What you can learn by losing your memory" you can read all about it. (Not yet written/published, btw.)

      Back to the point. I've very cautious with what I attempt. I'd rather be who I am than try everything to be a "normal" someone else. I've found ways to get a lot out of having no memory, and I think I've gotten more out of life because of it. I'm not saying that no one would pursue these treatments, I'm just agreeing with the parent that sometimes the cure is worse than the disease. And for such odd situations, it's hard to get enough of a sample of people who can tell you what it is like (since it can affect who you are, which affects you ability to declare what it was like.)

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    12. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      True, the brain is very daunting.
      I too suffer from memory loss, although from an accident I was involved in as a child of 11 yrs.
      However, I do get very clear memories of the most mundane moments in life. I suppose that may be 'normal'.
      One of the mundane memories that have just dragged itself to the surface is a long thread of newsgroup posts with someone called Temujin about the proto-history and origins of the Magyars, sometime in the mid 90's. :)

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    13. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by entrigant · · Score: 1

      I was hit by a jeep while crossing the street (at a pedestrian crosswalk, thank you)

      The crosswalk doesn't give a person magic abilities to win out in a car vs. human contest. Looking both ways is still pretty important.

    14. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wow

       

      And despite your obnoxiously rude and dismissive attitude,

      Your mood seems to have changed.

      And by the way, Star Wars is my favorite movie, you insensitive clod!
    15. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      You can end up a wholly different person. And even if others around you don't make the connection, you may find some day years later that you've lost yourself as a person.
      From Ghost in the shell:

      When I was a child,
      I used to talk as a child,
      think as a child,
      reason as a child;
      when I became a man,
      I put aside childish things.
      We are many different persons through our life. We change almost daily but these are mainly small, imperceptible changes. It's not really a problem for me, but if drugs make changes which are intolerable for you, it may be a problem. But what if you took a pill which not reversed those changes, but changed you so that you could tolerate them? We should have another film like GitS, about tolerating those intolerable changes.
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    16. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by amilham · · Score: 1

      From Ghost in the shell: When I was a child, I used to talk as a child, think as a child, reason as a child; when I became a man, I put aside childish things.
      That's 1 Corinthians 13:11, from the Bible, actually.
    17. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by dalutong · · Score: 1

      I know. I did. Unfortunately, though it was in front of a school, it was also near a bend in the road. People who didn't know about the school would speed around the corner. The posted speed limit was 25mph, the guy was going 45. I'd tell you more, but I have no memory of the incident. I just have witnesses who have recounted the details to me. I am now a very risk-adverse street-crosser.

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    18. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are a fucking loony.

    19. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looking both ways is still pretty important.
      So is not driving like a cunt. But anybody who doesn't drive a hummer is a communist, especially those who (shock) don't drive at all, right?
    20. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by jafac · · Score: 1

      I know a person who was on an SSRI for a number of years.

      Originally, it was due to "irritability from PMS".

      Now, if that wasn't a fucking insane misdiagnosis and prescription, I don't know what is.

      Anyway; while on Zoloft, she was less irritable. That was true.

      But also, she was more "compliant" and "pleasant"; and unfortunately, became an easy mark for a con artist, who ended up stealing over $10,000 from her and her husband. She came to realize, after some months in therapy, that other people were taking advantage of her in her relationships as well. Friends, associates, even her kids.

      So she got off the Zoloft - but this, too, was a mistake - because there are some pretty severe withdrawl symptoms when you quit an SSRI cold-turkey. She didn't see a doctor to get off the medication, because she was afraid she'd encounter the same incompetence that got her onto it in the first place. A lot of her anger and anxiety that she had numbed-out, or bottled up over the prior years, due to the medication, all came out at once, basically, and caused her a great deal of friction in her friendships. Almost ended her marriage. There were other symptoms; dizziness, nausea, sleeplessness, headaches, vivid, disturbing dreams, etc. These lasted a few weeks, and I can happily say, that even though she can now be a crabby, unpleasant bitch - she's actually much nicer to be around - because she is GENUINE. And also because she's a lot more sweet, and caring, when she's in a good mood.

      I would advise ANYONE who is on an SSRI to re-evaluate WHY you got onto it in the first place, and if you decide to get off it, taper your dosage over several weeks. You just may find the real *you* that's been in hiding.

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    21. Re:apply the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag please by entrigant · · Score: 1

      precisely

  17. Michael Crichton's "terminal man" by philspear · · Score: 2

    So, this is reminding me a lot of "Terminal Man" which was written back in the 80s. Basically, they put electrodes into a guy's head to stop him from having psychotic episodes, or maybe just violent epilepsy (it was a long time ago). Some of the electrodes brought back memories. Was Crichton just writing that based on theories in the field that hadn't been tested, or has this been around for a while?

    Anyway, in the end, the shocks made the guy become murderous permanently, and he killed a bunch of people, so I think we should watch out for that, although if we keep on just doing it to obese 50 year olds, that might be less of a problem.

    1. Re:Michael Crichton's "terminal man" by mmell · · Score: 4, Informative
      Mr. Crichton's work was based on sound, confirmed science, dating back to the '40's and earlier - even by the turn of the century, medical science was beginning to understand that direct, external stimuli to the brain resulted in perceptual activities - memories, smells, emotions, etc. - but again, I don't think there was a great deal of truly scientific work in the field until the '40's and '50's.

      And the shocks didn't make him murderous - the shocks conditioned his brain to trigger a psychomotor epileptic seizure (to experience the pleasure of a shock) - eventually, the conditioning caused seizures which overrode the neural pacemaker's ability to moderate his brain's electrical activity.

    2. Re:Michael Crichton's "terminal man" by rkanodia · · Score: 1

      If you're going to spoil a book, do it properly. The shocks didn't directly make him murderous. In fact, they did exactly what they were supposed to: stop his psychotic episodes. What caused him to become murderous was that he became addicted to the shocks, and thus learned autonomically to self-induce the psychotic state. Eventually, his brain became so 'good' at maintaining that state that the shocks weren't able to repress it.

    3. Re:Michael Crichton's "terminal man" by geekoid · · Score: 1

      yes, also we should watch out for dinosaurs, mysterious space virus, and be prepared to repell tone of scientific fact with hand waving.

      He takes an interesting idea based on some scientific premise, and takes it to a nice fictional story level. That is all.

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    4. Re:Michael Crichton's "terminal man" by philspear · · Score: 1

      They put the electodes in, eventually he became permanently murderous. I didn't think I needed to go into that much detail, considering the electrodes, the patient, and the whole story are fictitious.

      Also, I think it's worth it to ruin a book no one's reading any more so that it doesn't happen in real life. As I always say, those who don't learn from Jurrasic Park get eaten by velociraptors.

    5. Re:Michael Crichton's "terminal man" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. Crichton's work was based on sound, confirmed science, dating back to the '40's and earlier
      It's a shame he didn't do more research in not making the end of the book completely suck. I swear to god, Chrichton couldn't end a book well if someone else wrote a good ending and handed it to him.
    6. Re:Michael Crichton's "terminal man" by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Add one to that assertion

  18. Same thing as the infra-red hat? by tommyhj · · Score: 1

    Sounds legit to me. But what about this non-invasive infra-red hat: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/healthmain.html?in_article_id=510172&in_page_id=1774 Same thing without all the blood? If infrared diodes boosts my momory, I want em implanted permanently under my skin!

  19. Good news for by spazoid12 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Good news for people with Alzheimer's and those that just forgot where he left his car's key."

    Also good news for those who done forgot them gramma'h rules from the schoolin' days.

    1. Re:Good news for by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      Are you sure about that?

      "Alzheimer's" is the generally correct usage, given that it's a common enough malady to be able to leave out its companion word "disease" - the part which requires the posessive apostrophe to be used. That is, it's a disease first noticed as a separate malady by a Dr. Alzheimer and thus its "his" disease.

      Ditto for "car's key" - although an odd phrase to my ears, it is grammatically correct. A car typically only requires one key, so the phrase "my car's key" works, just like "my cat's collar" does.

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    2. Re:Good news for by Paaskonijn · · Score: 1

      "Good news for people with Alzheimer's and those that just forgot where he left his car's key."

    3. Re:Good news for by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

      Yep, I'm sure about it. Read it again; you're focusing on the wrong thing.

      'A' for EFFORT!

  20. In other news... by Trojan35 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Slashdot reader figures out how to cure moronic editors. One web surfer meant to delete Digg, but accidentally deleted Slashdot from his bookmarks. Trials are currently underway...

  21. Me lose brain? Uh-oh by weighn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    while not wanting to bring the mood down, innit funny how much R&D goes into "curing" Western maladies like erectile dysfunction and pickled brain cells while millions die each year from neglected diseases ... just my whine for the day folks. Carry on.

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    1. Re:Me lose brain? Uh-oh by philspear · · Score: 1

      As this study once again proves, sometimes you'll find answers to questions other than the one you're working on when doing biomedical research.

      I also think you're able to dismiss alzheimers and memory diseases as trivial because you have no clue what you're talking about.

      And, lastly, the wiki article points out that a lot of those diseases have cheap cures available already. In other words, we scientists have done our job, whine to the politicians who can't get their act together to buy and distribute the 20 cent cures.

    2. Re:Me lose brain? Uh-oh by Nutty_Irishman · · Score: 1

      3rd world diseases aside (which I agree is a horrible situation), I think you are making the incorrect assumption that quantity of life is far more important than quality of life. If anything, I think we are spending too much time extending the length of life and not enough worrying about the effects it will have down the road. Personally, I would rather die at 50 when I'm still having a good time than live to 150 and spend the last 50 years of my life stuck in a wheelchair wearing diapers.

    3. Re:Me lose brain? Uh-oh by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      Get back to us when you hit 50. Me, I can stand 100 years with a wheelchair, though I'm not keen on being dependent on family. Took care of my grandmother gladly, but knowing the sacrifices I had to make for that, I wouldn't want someone to do it for me.

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    4. Re:Me lose brain? Uh-oh by TrekkieGod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      while not wanting to bring the mood down, innit funny how much R&D goes into "curing" Western maladies like erectile dysfunction and pickled brain cells while millions die each year from neglected diseases

      What's wrong with that? The third world diseases you linked to are an economic problem, and no R&D is required to solve them. That's why those diseases are virtually non-existent in wealthy nations.

      You might argue that we need to shift resources in order to help those people, but you can't argue that the direction of R&D research needs to shift. That wouldn't help, they'd still need the funds to deploy whatever cure they come up with.

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    5. Re:Me lose brain? Uh-oh by weighn · · Score: 1

      ... you can't argue that the direction of R&D research needs to shift. That wouldn't help, they'd still need the funds to deploy whatever cure they come up with. I'm not so sure - look at where the big R&D money is being poured (my Google foo is still on vacation, so I may or may not find some refs before finishing typing this).

      Anti-aging in its myriad forms (wrinkles, limp dicks, cellulose - although these are entirely normal phenomena re-packaged as "syndromes" in need of a cure); anti-obesity (new synthetic fats that will likely cause bowel cancer in exchange for slimmer consumers); etc; etc.

      I'm not anti-science, just bewildered at the trends and drivers for growth (even on campus) that come from the pursuit for the research dollar.

      OK - some further reading: Dengue Fever is crying for funds for clinical testing despite discovery of a breakthrough antiviral drug:
      http://www.biospectrumasia.com/content/020307MYS3046.asp

      This says alot re. the quandary of patent right in developing countries and the impact of R&D activity:
      http://www.who.int/intellectualproperty/studies/stats/en/index.html

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    6. Re:Me lose brain? Uh-oh by TrekkieGod · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not anti-science, just bewildered at the trends and drivers for growth (even on campus) that come from the pursuit for the research dollar.

      I think you misunderstood my argument. I didn't think you were anti-science. Your comment led me to believe you're a well-meaning guy who is concerned about the welfare of people who are less fortunate than you. I think you set your sights on the wrong problem though.

      The reason so much R&D money is being spent in things like anti-aging and anti-obesity is because these are unsolved problems. The diseases listed in your wikipedia link are solved problems. If the economy in the third world countries catch up, they disappear. Dengue Fever, for example, is transmitted by mosquitoes. If you have the resources to invest in mosquito control, the problem disappears (such as the mosquito eradication program in the united states back in the 1960's, which is why we don't have a dengue problem here--the antiviral drug isn't necessary to end the disease). Most of those other diseases, such as parasites, also go away once people start living in more sanitary conditions. If you want examples of a disease that isn't as vain as "limp dicks" that gets plenty of R&D, just look at cancer. That problem can't be solved with by simply improving the economy, so there's a lot of R&D investment.

      So the question is, why do those diseases still exist? Lack of resources. And if the R&D resources get shifted to solve those problems, the resources to pay for the newly found medicine will still be non-existent, and the "solution" won't get deployed. Case in point, AIDS medication. People with AIDS in the US can lead relatively normal lives with the available medication (ok, they still have their share of problems, but their life expectancy is significantly higher than it would be without the medication). In Africa, they can't afford it, because the patents make those medicines way too expensive to buy from the first-world pharmaceutical companies, and they can't produce it cheaply in those countries without paying the royalties to those same pharm companies. Your study, coming from the "Commission on Intellectual Property Rights" was a biased study designed to fight this particular criticism in favor of maximizing the amount of cash the pharmaceuticals get to squeeze out of their patents. The obvious flaw is that the same countries that DO respect patents, are those that can't afford the already existing drugs.

      However, even those AIDS drugs aren't the solution to the problem. Again, that's another disease that mostly goes away with an improved economy and education. If you understand how AIDS is transmitted, you can completely avoid it (assuming the hospitals in your country check their donated blood and organs for diseases, as well as having the resources to keep their surgical instruments sterilized). That's why the united states has a significantly lower incidence of the disease even though people with it can live longer and therefore would be able to transmit it to more people over a longer period of time. Since the vast majority of people here understand how the disease is transmitted, and has access to condoms, the problem doesn't spread out of control.

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    7. Re:Me lose brain? Uh-oh by AngelofDeath-02 · · Score: 1

      There's another approach.
      Since he said a lifespan of 150 - and the last 50 were crippled...
      Kill yourself at 100. problem solved.

      But of course, wah wah.. people have a RESPONSIBILITY to others, such that their suffering for years is greatly outweighed by a few years of grieving....

      I blame religion ;P

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    8. Re:Me lose brain? Uh-oh by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      while not wanting to bring the mood down, innit funny how much R&D goes into "curing" Western maladies like erectile dysfunction .... When I read that, I had this image in my head of a balding man with thick glasses saying "Hmm.. you know, if we increase blood flow, we can improve erectile dysfunction. But... poop, I really should start working on African Sleeping Sickness, first."

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    9. Re:Me lose brain? Uh-oh by weighn · · Score: 1

      When I read that, I had this image in my head of a balding man with thick glasses saying "Hmm.. you know, if we increase blood flow, we can improve erectile dysfunction. But... poop, I really should start working on African Sleeping Sickness, first." when I read that, I couldn't figure if you have some dated stereotypical image of scientists or if you think that its normal/natural for balding, old, rich, white crackers to get fresh with real women .... ?
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    10. Re:Me lose brain? Uh-oh by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Viagra was actually originally developed to help combat high blood pressure, and they ended up discovering it wasn't really good at that, but it gave a lot of the test subjects boners. So, they gave it to the marketing department and you've got what we've got today. It wasn't that they were TRYING to fix erectile dysfunction... they were trying to fix something that was actually dangerous, and happened to stumble upon a way to make some people's lives better. Is that such a horrible thing? (if you ignore the overdiagnosis and overprescription of it)

  22. Original research abstract by FleaPlus · · Score: 4, Informative
    FYI, here's the original abstract for the research the news article is based on:

    http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/cgi-bin/abstract/117902419/ABSTRACT?CRETRY=1&SRETRY=0

    Memory enhancement induced by hypothalamic/fornix deep brain stimulation

    Clement Hamani, MD, PhD 1, Mary Pat McAndrews, PhD 2, Melanie Cohn, PhD 2, Michael Oh, MD 1, Dominik Zumsteg, MD 3, Colin M. Shapiro, MD, PhD, FRCPC 4, Richard A. Wennberg, MD, FRCPC 3, Andres M. Lozano, MD, PhD, FRCSC

    Bilateral hypothalamic deep brain stimulation was performed to treat a patient with morbid obesity. We observed, quite unexpectedly, that stimulation evoked detailed autobiographical memories. Associative memory tasks conducted in a double-blinded on versus off manner demonstrated that stimulation increased recollection but not familiarity-based recognition, indicating a functional engagement of the hippocampus. Electroencephalographic source localization showed that hypothalamic deep brain stimulation drove activity in mesial temporal lobe structures. This shows that hypothalamic stimulation in this patient modulates limbic activity and improves certain memory functions. Ann Neurol 2008;63:119-123
    Received: 5 July 2007; Revised: 31 August 2007; Accepted: 4 October 2007
    1. Re:Original research abstract by mqduck · · Score: 1

      FYI, here's the original abstract for the research the news article is based on:

      http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/cgi-bin/abstract/117902419/ABSTRACT?CRETRY=1&SRETRY=0 That link doesn't work. Simply remove the CRETRY part: http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/cgi-bin/abstract/117902419/ABSTRACT
      But you can't access the actual research without subscribing to the site (which costs $$). Maybe someone has access and will share?
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    2. Re:Original research abstract by backformed · · Score: 0

      But you can't access the actual research without subscribing to the site (which costs $$). Maybe someone has access and will share?
      Here you go. I hope that works.
    3. Re:Original research abstract by SocraTease · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fyi, here's a link to the full text (HTML, actually) TFA... http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/cgi-bin/fulltext/117902419/HTMLSTART?CRETRY=1&SRETRY=0/. IANANS (I am not a neuro scientist) but some of my friends are. While some information about brain activity and function can be gleaned from techniques such as deep brain stimulation, the technique can also be likened to tossing a screwdriver into the back of a television and trying to discern how TV broadcasts work by observing what functions of the set are "enhanced", or not. Although it's impressive to see the extent to which the subjects were tested pre- and post-operatively, it seems a little early to jump to conclusions about enhancing memory function even in the short term.

  23. Re:Can we force these electrodes into the heads .. by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

    Might as well stick them in their brains. Based on the way they vote I'm assuming most lack the parts you were suggesting we should jolt.

  24. Personally, I welcome our .... by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... who did you say it was again?

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  25. irrelevant by postmortem · · Score: 0

    We on ./ are more interested in reversing hair loss..

    1. Re:irrelevant by vikstar · · Score: 2, Funny

      What is ./ and what do you do?

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  26. Memory always the second thing to go by caywen · · Score: 1

    I was going to post something relevant, but I forgot to RTFA.

  27. other side of the discovery by layer3switch · · Score: 1

    "This is the first time anyone has had electrodes planted in the brain which have been shown to improve memory."

    Well, consequently it's first time anyone tried to plant electrodes in the brain to treat obesity either. Yeah, I guess, you can call that an "accident"!

    "I went to a fat camp, and all i got was an electrode in my brain and this lousy T-shirt."

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  28. First impressions by emjay88 · · Score: 1

    When I first read the heading, I read it as "Scientists Rediscover Way to Reverse Memory Loss"

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  29. The benefit of memory loss by bytemark · · Score: 1

    With sufficient memory loss, every post becomes first.

    1. Re:The benefit of memory loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With sufficient memory loss, every post becomes first. Yeah, we got the idea the first time you posted. Please stop. Thanks.
  30. Daily Mail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grain of salt time: this is from the Daily Mail.

    I, for one, haven't forgotten that they have far less credibility than even Slashdot as a reputable news source.

  31. Improve memory Loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A trial is under way in Alzheimer's sufferers in the hope that a 'pacemaker' could be developed for the brain to improve memory loss. I can see big corps buying into this to stop people from discusing work projects outside the office...
    So can I place a patent on this? Its not prior art... yet...
  32. Hmmm by drewsup · · Score: 0

    Now where did I leave those car keys...... KAAAZZZEEERRTT, Oh yeah, there they are!

  33. Seconded. Absolutely correct. by mmell · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I have a good friend - he takes mood-stabilizing medication.

    Over the years, he's taken quite a selection of prescribed psychoactive drugs, in varying dosages. Interestingly, my observation is that the personality distortions my friend has shown have always been more closely tied to dosage factors than which drug he's been taking. I've seen him stark, raving mad - enraged - depressed - zombied - manic (uncontrollably so); and I've seen him quite normal. Seems that once they get his dosage down pat, however, it still needs re-tweaking as his mind/body adapt to the chemical changes.

    There were a couple years there where I didn't want to even hear about him. Even knowing that it was not his choice but the medications he is obliged to take, it made it hard to preserve our friendship at times.

  34. The soul is chemistry by AlpineR · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I totally agree that a person's personality is strongly tied to their body chemistry. I have personal experience with chemotherapy, a variety of psycho-active drugs, and kidney failure. What I was amazed to discover was how much these changes to my body chemistry altered my personality. I am mostly back to my old self, but with new respect for how different I could be and how much of personality is based on chemistry.

    As computer nerds we are likely to think of the brain as a Turing computer. The hardware and environment don't matter, just the programming. So we assume that someone's personality is entirely determined by the capacity of their brain computer, their experiences, and conscious decisions.

    But the brain's mental state is sensitive to the chemical environment influenced by the other organs and glands. Seeing how changes in kidney function changed my mental abilities, I think maybe the Egyptians were not so silly to consider the kidney and liver to be as important as the brain for carrying a person's soul.

    The experience has also made me more tolerant of other personalities. I could be those people even with my own brain but a different set of organs. I wonder if there have been any studies of personality change after liver and kidney transplants. What would happen if we could someday perform a brain transplant. Should we consider the soul and identity to transfer with the brain or with the body, or is a new combination a new person?

    1. Re:The soul is chemistry by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "I wonder if there have been any studies of personality change after liver and kidney transplants"

      _Allegedly_ there has been some done on heart transplants:

      http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10882878?dopt=Abstract

      True or not I don't know.

      But I know that the organs have stem cells, and stem cells move around (seems some mothers have their son's fetal cells become brain cells in their brains). So I won't be surprised if transplants did cause some changes in personality..

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  35. Re:Can we force these electrodes into the heads .. by Rufty · · Score: 1

    Head? Ass? For politicians these converge...

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  36. Does this mean less dupes? by Random+Q.+Hacker · · Score: 0

    Finally, less dupes on Slashdot!

  37. head injuries by falconwolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Speaking as someone with crap memory as a result of a head injury, I wouldn't risk it.

    As someone also with crappy memory due to a head injury, I survived a Traumatic Brain Injury or TBI, I'd be willing to take part in a study to investigate whether something like this would help me.

    fortunately most of the effects in my case were temporary, but I still have problems.

    Unfortunately unless there's a breakthrough more than likely in my case it's permanent.

    When tinkering with the brain, unintended consequences can be severe, and nobody seems to really give a crap about those unintended consequences except for the person who has to deal with them.

    I look at it the oppose to you, because of people like you people like me are being prevented from seeing possible breakthroughs in neurology, oh and cancer treatment.

    Leave well enough alone is usually the best motto when it comes to the noggin, unless your life and disability is too intolerable so you're willing to take any chance.

    Not only is my life so intolerable I'd be willing to take a change, but I'd leap at such a chance. If I weren't so chickenshit I'd have ended my suffering years ago.

    Falcon
    1. Re:head injuries by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1
      What do you mean because of people like me? I'm not AGAINST it, in fact I think its important research. I'm only trying to point out that doctors often are unwilling to admit to themselves (or so it seems) that what we do know is a tiny amount compared to what we don't know.

      I'm not saying don't research or learn, quite the opposite. And I'm not saying there's an alternative to western medicine - there isn't. the other stuff is mythology and bullshit.

      I'm merely saying that oftentimes it seems that if you have symptoms or a malady that doctor's can't explain, they ignore it as if it didnt exist - or worse, they chalk it up to your imagination.

      I also have Meniere's Disease, a so-called rare disorder (but after you know you have it, suddenly you find many others with it too.)

      It's not THAT hard to diagnose, and if the doctor is familiar with it its pretty easy to diagnose. But yet mine went undiagnosed for a long time and through several doctors. But its not the lack of diagnosis that bothered me most, it's the way my concerns were dismissed by these doctors simply because they didnt have an explanation.

      I was suffering, and I got the brush off until I found a doctor who knew what was wrong when he saw me staggering in to his office being held on my feet by other people. MANY people experience the same thing, I know one woman who suffers from constant debilitating dizziness and is so distraught after continually getting the brush off from doctors that she has become suicidal - she can't take it anymore. I was in the same boat as her until my diagnosis.

      Of all of the many doctors I've had, only ONE ever was straightforward about this sort of thing. I have some strange symptoms that apparently are related to my head injury, and he flat-out told me that medical science hasn't progressed far enough to be able to determine the exact cause, and all he can do is offer some things that might help the symptoms.

      THAT, I appreciated, but it seems all too rare.

      I hope, however, that since the doctors involved with this are of course cognizant of the fact that they are breaking new ground, that the will be more attuned to what they DON'T know, and not brush off symptoms and observations and feelings of the patients out of hand as insignificant.

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    2. Re:head injuries by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      Not only is my life so intolerable I'd be willing to take a change, but I'd leap at such a chance. If I weren't so chickenshit I'd have ended my suffering years ago.



      Falcon I find your 'chickenshitedness' admirable. Good luck to you.
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    3. Re:head injuries by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      What do you mean because of people like me? I'm not AGAINST it

      What you say, "Leave well enough alone is usually the best motto when it comes to the noggin, unless your life and disability is too intolerable so you're willing to take any chance" leaves me to believe you are against it, trying to repair injured brains.

      Falcon
    4. Re:head injuries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I especially agree with something you said. I knew a guy for over 30 years who a few years ago was diagnosed with Hepatitis C. (don't know how he got it- probably IV drugs- he was a bit wild.) Anyway, they said he would have a year to live and sure enough, he died pretty much on schedule.

      Coincidently I knew an uber-smart young woman who was a biochem engineer / researcher at a local biotech company. She told me she and her colleagues had discovered a cure for Hep. C. I told her I knew a guy who had it, but she said there was nothing that could be done- it would take years of animal then "clinical trials" before he could try it.

      Does anyone see the astonishing stupidity of this? The guy was going to die anyway, and did. Why not offer him the chance to possibly live? This world and so-called society are getting so screwed up, and worse and worse. Sorry for the negativity- I'm really bummed as the better people drop out of the US presidential race.

      BTW, Falcon- I'm sad to hear that your life sucks. You write very well- not sure how difficult it is for you but your brain and writing skills seem sharper than most people's. Thanks for your insights! You too Jafafa Hots!!

    5. Re:head injuries by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I find your 'chickenshitedness' admirable. Good luck to you.

      Being afraid isn't all of it but it's still a big factor. Prior to the accident that caused my injury a belief in reincarnation was part part of my spiritual beliefs. While those beliefs were among the things I lost, irrationally I keep thinking that if it is true and I ended my life I would have to come back and go through it all over again. That very thought really scares me.

      Another thing that worked to stop me, as some of the therapists and neurologists I saw said, was that I must of been stubborn.

      Falcon
    6. Re:head injuries by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      To a large extent, I agree with the above poster's concerns. Obviously, the medical profession needs to research repairing damaged brains because for SOME people, their condition IS intolerable. But such tinkering shouldn't be done lightly.

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    7. Re:head injuries by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      Nope, I just said *I* wouldnt do it. My personal motto.

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    8. Re:head injuries by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      Does anyone see the astonishing stupidity of this? The guy was going to die anyway, and did. Why not offer him the chance to possibly live?
      And risk having him sue us - are you mad?
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    9. Re:head injuries by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      BTW, Falcon- I'm sad to hear that your life sucks. You write very well- not sure how difficult it is for you but your brain and writing skills seem sharper than most people's. Thanks for your insights! You too Jafafa Hots!!

      It takes me significant effort to write now, if it weren't for a spell checker and the dictionaries I keep within reach my spelling would be atrocious. For longer posts I also have to take an inordinate amount of tyme to write, I may preview a post to edit it a few tymes. I suppose it could be worse, I used to love writing. Mostly poems and short stories, but when I had the accident that caused my injury I was writing some articles for magazines, gardening and herb magazines. The editor of "Southern Living" was waiting for an article on how I grew ginger. Other articles I was working on were about science studies showing how different herbs could affect memory, which because of my poor memory I find very ironic.

      Falcon
  38. Bye bye, dupes! by dreadpiratemark · · Score: 1

    So, I guess this will be the end of dupes on /. I feel like I'm losing one of the features that makes slashdot so special...

  39. brain transplants by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Sign me up for one, say maybe Marvin's.

    So Long, and thanks for the fish.

    Falcon
    1. Re:brain transplants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't like it, I know I dont.

      Marvin

  40. Do you mean.... by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    ...Baywatch Reruns?

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  41. having to change my tack by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 0

    Uh oh....what about selective memory loss? Because if so, I'm going to need a new legal strategy.

  42. Discovered? by whatevah · · Score: 0

    Don't they watch cartoons? They just have to smack the patient really hard on the top of his head.
    Suddenly he regains his memories. Duh!

  43. Actually, Alzheimer's causes much more than ML by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Memory loss is the least of your problems if you have Alzheimer's disease.

    Just looking at the form in front of me (am at an ADRC) possible impacts range from physical to congnitive to neurological, including tremors, slowness, balance, orientation, judgement and problem solving, withdrawing from community, personal hygiene, delusions, hallucinations, agitation, aggression, depression, dysphoria, anxiety, euphoria, elation, apathy, indifference, disinhibition, irritability, lability, aberrant motor behavior, sleepwalking, appetite, language, falls, gait disorder, and the list goes on.

    So, while this might be good for certain people, it definitely is not doing anything about plaque buildup in your brain, neural tangles, or any of the other problems that lead to you dying from this in a fairly short number of years.

    But it might help if you just have memory problems.

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  44. taking care of others by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Get back to us when you hit 50. Me, I can stand 100 years with a wheelchair, though I'm not keen on being dependent on family. Took care of my grandmother gladly, but knowing the sacrifices I had to make for that, I wouldn't want someone to do it for me.

    I'm kind of like that myself. I used to volunteer helping people with disabilities but now that I have one myself I hate needing help.

    Falcon
    1. Re:taking care of others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop fishing for sympathy, you tedious cunt.

  45. First time? by scionite0 · · Score: 1

    Professor Lozano, a neurosurgery expert at Toronto Western Hospital in Canada, said: "This is the first time anyone has had electrodes planted in the brain which have been shown to improve memory."

    How many other times has this doctor planted electrodes into somebody's brain causing other, less positive effects?

  46. In Soviet Dementia by Swampash · · Score: 1

    Carkeys forget YOU!

  47. Stop smoking pot? by Spadefinger · · Score: 0

    eom

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  48. Find the Nukes by drakonandor · · Score: 1

    Maybe now the military will be able to remember to find all their missing warheads...

    1. Re:Find the Nukes by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      The war-heads are in the Pentagon - easy to find.

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  49. great! now if they could also reverse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...hair loss (I mind that way more than white hairs) and prostate problems (especially), I'd be happier than a pig in sh*t. Yes, I know, egotistical (sp?), but aging affects more than just memory in men. Things you used to take for granted, like simply going for a leak without thinking about it, can become a f*cking ordeal when your body starts falling apart in your 40s.

    Crap, I hate getting old.

  50. Re:Can we force these electrodes into the heads .. by Azuma+Hazuki · · Score: 1

    How about the scrotum? Not that I'm implying this will make the politicians grow a set of balls, oh no; just that, if it's good enough for Gitmo, it's good enough for the White House.

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  51. Sad but... by crovira · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the ability to form short-term memories is far more important to day to day living that the ability to retrieve stuff from long term storage.

    My mother had a series of small strokes (watch your blood pressure folks, and that's the extent of my preaching,) that left her unable to form short term memories.

    It has completely devastated the woman she was and left the shell that's left unable to live day to day because she can't keep a memory intact long enough to not repeat herself.

    Its painful and its even worse than Alzheimer's because she's perfectly healthy otherwise and not suffering the other debilitations of age.

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    1. Re:Sad but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crovira- sorry to hear about your mom. I hope she can recover. I'm a little worried about my mom in that way. She's had high BP. She's on medication, but IMHO doctors and "medical care" suck. My mom's diet is atrocious, including far too much salt. Typical stubborn difficult older person- I've given up trying to convince her to change. Besides, I guess what's the point in living long if you don't enjoy the living? Sigh. The docs could do a blood test and tell her to cut down on salt, but they don't. They have no incentive to.

      I too have somewhat elevated BP, did everything I could do, now the doc has me on a mild BP pill. It's quite normal now and I do feel better, but ironically I think the med. is causing me some short-term memory loss. Nothing else is different... Take care of your mom!!

    2. Re:Sad but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If she won't cut down on salt, try to get her to drink more water. That will make it easier for her body to get rid of it.

  52. What about dup's by lineman60 · · Score: 0

    Any hope of this allowing the /. editors to remeber what was greenlighted?

  53. SWEET!! by CODiNE · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now you'll have to pee in a cup before SAT exams and Jeopardy tournaments. Wonder if kids fry their brains on a marathon caffeine study binge followed up with a hit of this before their exams.

    Even neater is the possibility of temporarily removing memories and then bringing them back later, something like spy work or undercover jobs. Give someone valuable information, wipe it... get them to negotiate with someone and agree to remember it after payment is sent. Then they give him a shot of the stuff... whooops, been screwed, he never know it at all! Dead spy... happy rich boss. Lotta potential here.

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  54. Re:Wait... If I forget... by ArcherB · · Score: 0, Troll

    "not (bad) counting sex, or hemorrhoids, and other unpleasant things...) " WTF!?! Sex... Hemorrhoids....... Unplesasent things... I don't want to know... Maybe he's a catcher and the two are related.

    (obligatory: not that there's anything wrong with that...)
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  55. To quote Mr. McMurphy... by mungmaster2000 · · Score: 1

    They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!

  56. Oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the title said: "Scientists Discover Way to Reverse Money Loss". Sigh.

  57. I'm going to Mars by gulledondervan · · Score: 4, Funny

    These folks just sold me a fantastic Mars vacation package. I'm going to be a spy and meet a sleazy brunette.

    Sincerely,

    Douglas Quaid

    P.S. Do you know where I can find Kuato?

    1. Re:I'm going to Mars by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 0, Troll

      These folks just sold me a fantastic Mars vacation package. I'm going to be a spy and meet a sleazy brunette.

      Sincerely,

      Douglas Quaid

      P.S. Do you know where I can find Kuato? That's a blatant clue, yeah? You having a swimming certificate and not even being able to swim. Twonk. No wonder you only scored 4%.
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    2. Re:I'm going to Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See you at the party Richter!

  58. Do Want by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess from now on I'll have to perform the 8 level DoD 5220.69M brain wipe instead of the plain old erase procedure :( Can I get some more info on that?
    You see, I've had this Sheryl Crow song stuck in my head for a week now...
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    1. Re:Do Want by kalidasa · · Score: 1
      I guess from now on I'll have to perform the 8 level DoD 5220.69M brain wipe instead of the plain old erase procedure :(
      Can I get some more info on that? You see, I've had this Sheryl Crow song stuck in my head for a week now..

      Always look on the bright side of life ...
      de doo, de doo de doo de doo

      There, took care of that.

  59. Bluescreening by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have problems with memory, because I have intractable epilepsy with a cluster of seizures every few weeks. Nobody knows what causes them; it's not an aneurysm or anything like that, because MRI, PET, and CAT images all look normal. My neurologist said I was apparently born with a "wiring abnormality", which actually sounds kind of cool. So I get a chance every few weeks to experience recovery from severe brain trauma, of varying degrees, with no permanent physical injury. It severely impairs memory and recall, but after you go through it a couple hundred times you remember enough to get a pretty good perspective of what recovery from brain trauma is like. And you can pick up a couple of insights about how brains work and what you experience when your brain has to reconstruct its state from scratch after a hard reset.

    First of all, one thing I've realized about being stupid is that it's hard to recognize your own stupidity. (Which you might guess.) A seizure can trigger an IQ drop of 80-90 points and it takes a good part of a week for it to drift back up to 160 or 170 or whatever it is. I sometimes think it's over and that I have all my wits back, but then three days later I have to rewrite all the shitty code I've been writing for the past few days. It's generally well formed, looks OK, and is easy to read, but it somehow lacks direction and it turns out to do nothing useful.

    Short term memory is consolidated into long term memory through some pipeline that involves several days of processing. If it gets disrupted by an episode of brain trauma, the result is retrograde amnesia: memories formed during the previous few days are damaged and dim. Stuff learned then will usually have to be relearned. There is no hard edge to it; there are memories right up to the point of failure- but they get dimmer and dimmer up to the day of the seizure, which is just a fog of blurry memories. I can actually teach people things that just a few days later they'll have to teach back to me.

    The most terrifying times are when short term memory doesn't work at all, when things go in one ear and out the other. That always produces mind-numbing terror that never stops; you're perpetually surprised by it. I can tolerate it once in a while, since it's brief and not permanent, but if I ever get diagnosed with Alzheimers or a degenerative dementia I'll make sure there's a gun in the house. My grandmother is like this now and she is always scared whenever I see her. She doesn't recognize any of us anymore. This was a really proud woman most of her life, a little snooty even, and now she doesn't even know where the toilet is in her house.

    Occasionally a seizure can produce a fugue, where you wander around in a daze, totally incoherent. This happened to an epileptic friend of mine just last month- she was walking around Salt Lake City in a fugue, underdressed in 7 degree weather at 3 AM when the cops found her. When this happens, it's not always obvious what's wrong. I usually just think I'm looking for something. What, I can't remember, but it doesn't occur to me to think about it. It's easy to get lost, and I've found myself in some pretty weird places. One time (back when I had a car) I got lost driving home from work in a fugue. I didn't hit anybody or run any lights, just like my code looks OK and compiles, but the longer it takes to do something, the more likely it is to get screwed up.

    1. Re:Bluescreening by icebrain · · Score: 1

      Occasionally a seizure can produce a fugue, where you wander around in a daze, totally incoherent. Something similar happens to my wife, too. She sometimes gets seizures at night if she's real stressed out and hasn't been sleeping much; once it's over she can barely make coherent sentences, and really it's just best to let her sleep it off.
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    2. Re:Bluescreening by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      A seizure can trigger an IQ drop of 80-90 points and it takes a good part of a week for it to drift back up to 160 or 170 or whatever it is.
      Considering that around only half a percent of people are above 140, that's pretty impressive.
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    3. Re:Bluescreening by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

      Occasionally a seizure can produce a fugue, where you wander around in a daze, totally incoherent. This happened to an epileptic friend of mine just last month- she was walking around Salt Lake City in a fugue, underdressed in 7 degree weather at 3 AM when the cops found her.

      Did anyone else notice her say, "and the cops checked my house for me"?

      They didn't check it for HER. They checked it for them- to see if they could find drugs.

    4. Re:Bluescreening by Intron · · Score: 1

      That's an unusual condition. Have you looked at the wearable computing projects, and do you think anything like video recording would help you get back to normal after an episode? The main problem with the stuff is that its fairly intrusive right now.

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    5. Re:Bluescreening by Sparky+McGruff · · Score: 1

      Did anyone else notice her say, "and the cops checked my house for me"?
      They didn't check it for HER. They checked it for them- to see if they could find drugs. It's nice they didn't taser her a few times, just in case she was dangerous.
    6. Re:Bluescreening by ShadowBot · · Score: 1

      Hmmm..., considering that only microscopic percentage of peoples IQs go so high (assuming you were quoting your actual IQ and not just giving an example) it's possible that your brain just burns out every now and then and has to reboot.

      Last time I measured (few years ago) my IQ was around 136 and I've always needed more sleep than others around me (constantly get teased about it) otherwise I actually begin to feel my brain slowing down until it's almost impossible for me to multiply 7 by 8 without a piece of paper (don't know why but I could never memorise the 7 times tables properly. Btw, I'm a 30 year old programmer so I should know this).

      I never really considered it but the two might go together. Perhaps brains that generally run at higher horsepower need to shut down more often.

      Then again I haven't been sleeping well recently so this idea may be dumber than I realise. :)

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    7. Re:Bluescreening by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was actually measured at 140, but since that was a few years ago I usually throw 20-30 points on top for inflation. I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

    8. Re:Bluescreening by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

      In my experience, the higher someone's IQ is the weirder their brain works. The number of brilliant well-adjusted otherwise-normal people I've met is zero. If someone's smart, they've got something weird going on in there, guaranteed.

      (For reference with your comment, I sleep around 10-12 hours at a time, and stay up to 14-16 hours before needing - or being able to - sleep again. Obviously this presents problems with some employers, which is one of the reasons I'm now self-employed :) )

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    9. Re:Bluescreening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose that this might be up to interpretation but I can think of two family members off the top of my head who are brilliant, well-adjusted, and are otherwise normal people....

      And I should underline brilliant; one is an amazing artist and the other was on board of directors for a large services firm.

      That's not to say that everything is perfect, as one of them is on antidepressants and the other is dyslexic but beyond that they are both quite well adjusted.

      And no, I'm not including myself :P

    10. Re:Bluescreening by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Nah I think the "normal" people are often have something weird going on too.

      Most people don't take time to notice the eccentricities of the "normal" people, when the crazy smart bunch are swinging from the chandeliers or worse.

      But I guess it also does take some imagination to go off the rails ;).

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    11. Re:Bluescreening by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

      I would count both of those as having a little something miswired. :) Sometimes it's more obvious than others, but smart people are never *entirely* perfectly-built.

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    12. Re:Bluescreening by jafac · · Score: 1

      One thing that was terrifying for me; is that I was on a medication for about 6 months, as part of a trial for weight loss. (yes, it worked - great). But one side effect of this medication was that it made me feel always "high". And when I stopped taking it - it was like coming out of a fog over the period of about 3-5 days; it was as if I was picking up 30 IQ points, bit-by-bit.

      The unnerving thing was, I had not even realized how stupid I was on this medication. They warned about this side effect. . . ("cognitive effects, possible short term memory deficit.") - but I didn't even notice it until I was off of it. It wasn't just power of recall. It was reasoning. It was ability to solve problems. It was especially, my ability to concentrate. It was subtle, going into it, but very stark, coming out.

      I was reminded of the story, Flowers for Algernon.

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    13. Re:Bluescreening by Nalgas+D.+Lemur · · Score: 1

      I've heard enough stories/read enough stuff in the news about things like that happening that I've really been meaning to get one of these for a while, but I keep slacking. Really should do something about that, though. I'm sure it beats getting tased.

    14. Re:Bluescreening by Nalgas+D.+Lemur · · Score: 1

      As I'm lucky enough to have Temporal Lobe Epilepsy, I can relate (although at least mine seems to finally be under control now, through a combination of medication and diet changes). Having your brain fry itself like that, particularly your temporal lobes, does all sorts of weird stuff to memory. I've had similar stuff happen, like having an important discussion about something, making decisions about it, and a few days later having no idea it happened until someone starts looking at me funny for not knowing what's going on. Then I go check my logs and find out that it really did happen, and there's the record of me talking about it to prove it. It was particularly weird when it first started happening and I wasn't used to it, because my memory for stuff like that used to be rather good.

      I also know what it's like having it cause a sudden case of the stupids. That was already described well enough, so I'll just add a little anecdote. I tend to pick up useless facts really easily for some reason, and I was good at trivia when I was younger, so a couple years ago, I joined an online trivia league. This was coincidentally right when I was having more seizures than I'd ever had before or have since then. I did not do particularly well compared to how I expected. After getting the seizures mostly under control, I rather suddenly started doing substantially better, and there's a convenient statistical record showing that. Looking at the average number of questions I got right per "season", I got pretty close to one number every time before finding a working treatment, and then it suddenly jumps to consistently 50% higher than that afterwards. I didn't notice the connection for a few months, but it was pretty obvious once I looked at the dates: "This month is when I started having a brain again."

      The "fugue" bit reminds me of a couple other things, too. That happens to me once in a while. There are a few days here and there that I'm missing chunks of a few hours from and have no idea at all what happened other than what people have told me. Not just fuzzy, but completely gone. For example, one time a few years ago, my mom was helping me move some furniture I'd been keeping in my parents' basement into my new apartment. I had a particularly bizarre seizure while she was on her way over and remember nothing else after her saying she was coming. Apparently I carried a bunch of stuff upstairs to the third floor all by myself, she went home, and I spent the rest of the night asking my roommates when she was going to get there, because I couldn't remember that she'd already come, I'd already brought everything inside, or that I'd already asked them several times.

      Similarly, I one time spontaneously had a seizure while I was downtown. Again, I have no memory of what happened afterwards, but I apparently went on auto-pilot and put myself on the subway (conveniently in the direction of home). When I came out of it, I didn't even know what city I was in for a few minutes, but I was pleasantly surprised when I realized I was already halfway to my house. Could be worse. I have a friend who, when she has seizures like that, has a tendency to blank out for a couple hours and take public transportation in arbitrary directions, ending up in places she doesn't even recognize afterwards and has never been before. What it is about her brain that thinks it's a good idea to get on and off buses at random, we may never know.

    15. Re:Bluescreening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience, the higher someone's IQ is the weirder their brain works. The number of brilliant well-adjusted otherwise-normal people I've met is zero. If someone's smart, they've got something weird going on in there, guaranteed.
      The fun comes in when doctors decide they're afraid of you and try to medicate you down back to normal. Last year a doctor put me on enough drugs that I couldn't stay awake for more than 20 minutes a day. Even then I still scored over 120 on an IQ test. God knows what i would score nowadays that I'm off what i was put on. For the record IQ tests don't work above 160, they stop working around 150.
    16. Re:Bluescreening by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

      Interesting.

      Due to an unrelated birth defect, in the course of 21 years I have had about 12 or 13 surgeries under general anesthetic. About half of them were under the age of 5, the other half were above the age of 15.

      I dont remember much about it as a kid. However as a teenager I remember feeling dumber after each surgery for a month or so. I swear my head was in a fog for a good week after each surgery and it took another 3 or 4 weeks before my brain felt back to normal.

      Also I have noticed that as an adult my short term memory is faulty. I have a very hard time remembering things like I used to be able to do as a kid. I have no idea if this was caused by the anesthetic of the surgeries or if that's just a coincidence or some other problem.

      Glad I am not alone in the world of mental confusion ;-)

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  60. Re:Wait... If I forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Generally Alzheimer's affects short-term memory initially. Of course it gets worse and worse, and longer and longer-term memories go. The patients usually retain the longest memories, speaking, eating, etc., until they are almost immobile.

  61. Re:Can we force these electrodes into the heads .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or perhaps they could use it on Princess Diana's bodyguard, who can't remember anything about the crash that killed her.

  62. That's great news! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Purple Ninja will have a better defense now!

  63. This is perfect by hedleyroos · · Score: 1

    for these guys who lost their internet

  64. First Post by mrops · · Score: 1

    That is what you were going to say.

  65. Where's PubMed, or the arXiv when you need it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  66. Cranial Electrotherapy Stimulation by bushwhacker2000 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps if the medical establishment took Cranial Electrotherapy Stimulation (CES) more seriously instead of regarding it as Russian pseudoscience similar findings might come from such non-invasive technology. CES has been shown to be of use in depression and anxiety, but there are also anecdotal reports of improved cognitive function. It does make me wonder. I've been meaning to try CES for a while but the units are expensive and require a RX (at least in the US). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cranial_electrotherapy_stimulation

  67. Where do I sign up? by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

    Great news!

    Now quick, before I forget it, where do I sign up?

  68. Now if they.... by realsilly · · Score: 1

    Now if they could only remember where the hypothalamus is located.....

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  69. What are keys? by mrsalty · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My wife used to work with alzheimer patients and described it like this:
    Alzheimer's is not forgetting where your keys are, that is being ascent minded.
    Alzheimer's is forgetting what you keys are and what they do.

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  70. Gilbert Gottfried by JoshOOOWAH · · Score: 1

    A man goes to a doctor. The doctor examines him, tells him "You've got cancer and Alzheimer's." The man goes "Thank God I don't have cancer."

  71. Push the Button, Max! by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Sounds great. Drop a tiny wire into my brain, and the moment I forget something I just push a button to stimulate my brain to remember.

    Now where did I put that button?

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  72. Who modded this up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article is about brain implants, not ingestible drugs, dumbasses.

  73. FAKE?! Misleading maybe... by snapdragonflie · · Score: 1

    With regards to the "fake" tag, let's reference the originating article, shall we: http://www.nature.com/news/2008/080129/full/news.2008.538.html Deep brain stimulation has actually been used since 1993 in patients with Parkinson's disease to stop tremors and allow them to use their muscles again. The next step taken was in psychiatric disorders; there was a case where they helped stop the obsessive thoughts in an OCD patient, and there was work being done looking at the effects of stimulating certain areas of the brain of people with clinical depression. Most of that is in a related Nature article you need a subscription to read, from July of 2005. It's linked in the article I linked to, if you have access to a subscription to Nature. So this sort of "deep brain stimulation" has been going on for a long time. The novelty here is that they're looking at the effects of stimulating different areas to target different brain functions. In the article regarding memory, they accidentally stimulated the fornix, which is a fiber bundle that leads to the hippocampus, and has been closely linked with memory since the case of HM back in the 1950s, who had surgery to remove the hippocampus in order to relieve his epilepsy. The seizures, which had been originating in the hippocampus, stopped, but he lost the ability to form new memories, much like the guy in Memento. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HM_(patient) Deep brain stimulation has even been used to treat epilepsy, because the regularity of the stimulation helps to calm the erratic firing characteristic of a seizure. The point is, the idea of stimulating selected areas of the brain to get a desired effect isn't new. Neither is the idea that a small area of the brain is involved in formation and recall of memories. The interesting thing here is that stimulating that area can lead to recall. However, there's still a long way to go before we can say it's a "cure" for Alzheimers, if that's even possible.

  74. For all we know, at least... by zolaar · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't the headline read: "Scientists Re-Discover Way to Reverse Memory Loss" ?

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  75. A free and friendly tip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Look into dietary contributions to seizures, in particular, the contributions of dietary "free glutamate" and aspartame. Aspartame is easy to avoid, but free glutamate is much more difficult to avoid as it can be found in everything from parmesan, to soy sauce, to modified corn starch. Google it for more information on it and for lists of the ingredients you can find it in.

    You will find a large number of studies showing the neurological side-effects of high levels of dietary free glutamate, and if you search carefully you will even find a number of studies about the contributions of this to the triggering of seizures. (You will also find a number of industry funded studies, with quality reminiscent of the "smoking doesn't cause cancer" days, which attempt to assure everyone of the safety of free glutamate.)

    I'm not saying this is a root cause for you, but rather just a known trigger in people who are already predisposed to frequent seizures. From the story you told, I'm sure you would appreciate any reduction you can get. Watching your diet carefully takes a bit of work, but if it helps in your case, it sounds like it would certainly be worth the effort.

    Best of luck.

    1. Re:A free and friendly tip by Nalgas+D.+Lemur · · Score: 1

      I haven't noticed anything about either of those things in particular affecting my seizures, but it's still interesting that diet came up, because that's what I've found to have the biggest affect for me. In my case, I found out completely accidentally. I had been having various GI problems, but no tests showed anything physically wrong, so my doctor and I decided to see if any of it was possibly due to food allergies/intolerances.

      After eliminating the most likely suspects, I noticed that aside from it helping with that, the number of seizures I was having (which had previously been improved but not at all stopped by medication) dropped substantially, to the degree that I have fewer while unmedicated at this point than I did while heavily medicated before, and with a much more moderate/tolerable amount of medication, they've stopped completely. As an added bonus, I eat much better now that most junk food and a lot of processed stuff in general is out of my diet and feel more healthy overall.

      I'm sure it's not the cause or solution for everyone, but I agree that stuff like that is definitely worth looking into for people who are running out of ideas. It's a bit of a pain in the ass trying to find something ok for me to eat when I go out with people, but it's been worth the effort.

  76. Nope, I just said *I* wouldnt do it. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    My personal motto.

    My mistake then.

    Falcon
  77. a workaround by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    it's almost impossible for me to multiply 7 by 8 without a piece of paper (don't know why but I could never memorise the 7 times tables properly.
    Do you know your 8 times table?
    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  78. Re:Siezures by Mac+Haskell · · Score: 1

    MY son had similar signs; after much questing, he was cured by the Borrow Neurological Institute http://www.stjosephs-phx.org/Medical_Services/086969 in Phoenix, AZ. He had a very tiny lesion in his hypocampus. With very advanced micro techniques the DRS zapped a tiny part of his brain and he is now fully normal after over 40 years of this *$%#)*&^%&. Mac Haskell

  79. Re:Wait... If I forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (not (bad) counting sex, or hemorrhoids, and other unpleasant things...)


    It's a scary, sad day when you discover your wife posting comments on /.