He who laughs when things go wrong has just found someone to blame them on. - Benny Hill.
If your going to outsource your IT security or operation to a (call it ) non-local firm make sure that when it comes time (and it will) you can sue them into the stone-age. Try calling their Legal Dept, If they route you to a Oklahoma Based call center your pretty much doomed. If they can't get people from a somewhere civilized part of the world you might as well for get it.
there is only one real flaw in the slashdot filter by score. it is that this clown is still visible as a -1. I am going to just throw a random comment about adding keyword screening and leave it at that.
Now my Cheney Corp Stock is worthless. The CEO was all over the national news promoting it before the IPO. I was banking on the big future demand for waterboarding and electroshock I haven't had such bad news since they asked for my AIG bonuses back. Well I still got my futures in Mustard Gas and shares in Blackwater.
if is doesn't have anti cruise systems (Tom Cruise not Cruise missile). lots of easily killed faceless henchmen in black uniforms and big rooms of people practicing marshal arts in ninja costumes it's not a James Bond villain datacenter.
I didn't see a picture of one stinking deathray where are the tanks of sharks with fickin laser beams?
unless its run by a loopy (possibly ex-nazi) scientist in a wheelchair with prosthetic limbs that do cool stuff like shoot poison gas. I am not impressed.
Did they issue demands or are they implicated in world domination? is it owned by Rupert Murdoch?
it often depends how much the company that you worked for responds to the Unemployment folks. Some don't care and let it slide and then your on your way.
thats a valid point now that you don't need a ATF license to buy model rocketry motors. Just think what July 4th is going to be like this year now that you can put interesting payloads in that V2 Model you got when you were twelve.
On the whole I do regret heckling him back in the 70's at those Trekkie cons now. But it's not a bit surprising that writers for pop media got the same screwing that performers got from the record companies. On the whole the franchise dove ass first into the mud when Gene died and hasn't even looked up let alone make a good bit of work since then.
true you need to be insulting just to be taken seriously. If the think they can walk all over you your doomed to scut work and measly pay. It's all part of the herd mechanics of human society. If you don't like it I would suggest a species change, I hear Iguana is nice.
Well the same could be said for the managers who don't have a single clue what the programmers are doing and just using them to pad their dept. The more difficulty a project the more levels of management from the top will require to translate tech speak into management speak. This is what happens when you hire jerks out of college with MBA degrees and a society that thinks people in Suits are better then T-shirts. for fricks sake they are making techs wear ties in some companies. The part in Matrix where Neo is talked down to is a businessman's wet dream.
We need to make sure the company we work for has a clue before we sign on. If no then its going to be hell and they deserve the no docs approach.
too much work and would block legit users on trips.
validate by asking user question about the area, like what is next to town hall on the left, or the name of the principle of the high school. who won the
one more thing you should do is run 'du' on the user pages, if you've left it open you might be hosting porn of the third kind. has in the letter c.
Exposure to raw code unfiltered by properly licensed Vista has medically proven cases of Nerdism, Torvalds's syndrome [Linux], and worst of all Advanced Dibley ectmorphia [Duane Dibley] if bitten by a emohawk
In an upset in controversial case Day walked out of court a free person, vows to seek the real cause of night.
Youtube, Blogspot, and slashdot overwhelmed.
-- seriously, many side effects to environmental poisons caused by our rapid growth in technology are still being worked out. Its not that I am calling for any sort of slowdown, but we should not say we are done fixing it and that includes both Eco-friendly tech and more effective production methods.
Bulky? Ha! A real geek would think nothing of carrying about sheafs of good old reliable 5 1/4 in a holster alongside a sliderule so grow some nerd stones Mate!
I would add that to.. Cellphone users, noisy children, people who talk back to the screen (except in Rocky Horror) and morons in general. I wait a few weeks and it's on DVD big deal. The only ones I ever go to are stuff like Dark Knight in IMAX once they get a home version of that I won't go out ever.
Slashdot Mirror
Clearly the submitter got that backwards. Millions of Pirates are suing Uwe Boll for wasting their bandwidth.
Whoops, damn. Killed the joke, didn't I?
Now my Slashdot Antivirus 2010 detected it as a unstable joke. Naturally my Craigslist Buyer Protection plan come in handy now.
Orly Tates will be suing Novell shortly demanding the birth certificate of UNIX
oh yes, and the person who runs HR is going to do this.
Yeah right. I am saddened that not only did you post that here but someone else though it was insightful.
He who laughs when things go wrong has just found someone to blame them on. - Benny Hill.
If your going to outsource your IT security or operation to a (call it ) non-local firm make sure that when it comes time (and it will) you can sue them into the stone-age. Try calling their Legal Dept, If they route you to a Oklahoma Based call center your pretty much doomed. If they can't get people from a somewhere civilized part of the world you might as well for get it.
there is only one real flaw in the slashdot filter by score. it is that this clown is still visible as a -1. I am going to just throw a random comment about adding keyword screening and leave it at that.
Damn You,
Now my Cheney Corp Stock is worthless. The CEO was all over the national news promoting it before the IPO. I was banking on the big future demand for waterboarding and electroshock I haven't had such bad news since they asked for my AIG bonuses back. Well I still got my futures in Mustard Gas and shares in Blackwater.
Get a flying car the are much easier on the roads
if is doesn't have anti cruise systems (Tom Cruise not Cruise missile). lots of easily killed faceless henchmen in black uniforms and big rooms of people practicing marshal arts in ninja costumes it's not a James Bond villain datacenter.
I didn't see a picture of one stinking deathray where are the tanks of sharks with fickin laser beams?
unless its run by a loopy (possibly ex-nazi) scientist in a wheelchair with prosthetic limbs that do cool stuff like shoot poison gas. I am not impressed.
Did they issue demands or are they implicated in world domination? is it owned by Rupert Murdoch?
This is news for nerds not architects.
I for one plan on collaborating with the Cylons.
agreed, I for one welcome our new Cylon overlords.
omg they have invented an electronic republican.
now they have a chance in the next election.
it often depends how much the company that you worked for responds to the Unemployment folks. Some don't care and let it slide and then your on your way.
Me, I am living high on my AIG Bonus check.
thats a valid point now that you don't need a ATF license to buy model rocketry motors. Just think what July 4th is going to be like this year now that you can put interesting payloads in that V2 Model you got when you were twelve.
Thats technically
REPRINT Harlanquin!" Said the FatCat man.
and yes I did get the twisted spelling joke.
On the whole I do regret heckling him back in the 70's at those Trekkie cons now. But it's not a bit surprising that writers for pop media got the same screwing that performers got from the record companies. On the whole the franchise dove ass first into the mud when Gene died and hasn't even looked up let alone make a good bit of work since then.
true you need to be insulting just to be taken seriously. If the think they can walk all over you your doomed to scut work and measly pay. It's all part of the herd mechanics of human society. If you don't like it I would suggest a species change, I hear Iguana is nice.
by that you mean they are a bunch of pricks?
Well the same could be said for the managers who don't have a single clue what the programmers are doing and just using them to pad their dept. The more difficulty a project the more levels of management from the top will require to translate tech speak into management speak. This is what happens when you hire jerks out of college with MBA degrees and a society that thinks people in Suits are better then T-shirts. for fricks sake they are making techs wear ties in some companies. The part in Matrix where Neo is talked down to is a businessman's wet dream.
We need to make sure the company we work for has a clue before we sign on. If no then its going to be hell and they deserve the no docs approach.
reduce the MHz on the web server. No need to blast it all over the planet,
Give a Hoot Don't pollute. - Woodsy Owl,
too much work and would block legit users on trips.
validate by asking user question about the area, like what is next to town hall on the left, or the name of the principle of the high school. who won the
one more thing you should do is run 'du' on the user pages, if you've left it open you might be hosting porn of the third kind. has in the letter c.
Exposure to raw code unfiltered by properly licensed Vista has medically proven cases of Nerdism, Torvalds's syndrome [Linux], and worst of all Advanced Dibley ectmorphia [Duane Dibley] if bitten by a emohawk
Judge's ruling sends shockwaves around the world.
In an upset in controversial case Day walked out of court a free person, vows to seek the real cause of night.
Youtube, Blogspot, and slashdot overwhelmed.
-- seriously, many side effects to environmental poisons caused by our rapid growth in technology are still being worked out. Its not that I am calling for any sort of slowdown, but we should not say we are done fixing it and that includes both Eco-friendly tech and more effective production methods.
Bulky? Ha! A real geek would think nothing of carrying about sheafs of good old reliable 5 1/4 in a holster alongside a sliderule so grow some nerd stones Mate!
likely driveby infection
I am a fiction writer by trade,
are they hiring?
I would add that to.. Cellphone users, noisy children, people who talk back to the screen (except in Rocky Horror) and morons in general. I wait a few weeks and it's on DVD big deal. The only ones I ever go to are stuff like Dark Knight in IMAX once they get a home version of that I won't go out ever.
People really should bone up on their astronomy. This debate has truly gone to teh dogs. Next they will be telling us that Sirius is a Radio Station.