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  1. Re:But... on Pop-up Ads Coming to A TV Near You · · Score: 2

    No, but I'm willing to pay that EACH for the 5 stations I watch... (CNN, Sci/Fi, Comedy Central, TNN, and Fox)

    I can do without the other hundred and some-odd channels.

  2. Re:Teach the spammers a lesson on Search Engines Take Their Time Disclosing Paid Links · · Score: 2

    They pay "per click" assuming people who click on their ads will be interested in their *cough* services.

    Let's assume they are charged a dollar a click by Google, and 1/10th of Slashdot's readership clicks on the links once per day... That's 25,000 dollars a day that the spammers are paying Google. Over a year, that's a heck of a lot of money, and they won't see a dime for their advertising.

  3. Re:Well, all those development are great on One Terabyte On a 12-inch^H^H^H^Hcm Disk · · Score: 2

    Offtopic I know, but I've got "excellent" karma to burn...

    why say Y2K+2 requiring 5 key presses, and 3 shift key presses, when it only required 4 keypresses total to type 2002?

    I've seen this year written as 2K2 which is kinda cool, but adding in more stuff just takes more time to type. So why do it? So you look like a 1337 h4x0r?

  4. Re:Whats someone gonna do with all that? on One Terabyte On a 12-inch^H^H^H^Hcm Disk · · Score: 2

    You could hold 500 bazillion 1:1 scale maps of Texas on a single disk.

    Or something.

  5. Re:It is a great thing though.... on One Terabyte On a 12-inch^H^H^H^Hcm Disk · · Score: 1

    too many exlamation points to be informative... and your karma is so low, you're posting at 0, which is below the default threshold.. sorry, Gabe, you're toast.

  6. Re:editors, please, spellcheck! on nForce2 Preview · · Score: 2

    They actually wrote "I noticed that a eval of NVIDIA's...."

    Yahoo's code changed it for you.

    (Yes, I know "a eval" sounds horrible... so sue me)

  7. Re:Only on element 118? on Elements 116 and 118 are Bogus? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdotium is a compound, formed in the reaction of a troll dipped in flamebait, while compressed under the tremendous pressure of 250,000 mice all clicking on the same phrase in a story, thereby destroying the site thus linked.

    The compound is usually responsible for melting down servers (unless they're powered by Linux running on a Game Boy or C64!)

  8. Re:Tetris dreams on Seventeen Years of Tetris · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It gets worse than that... I used to see the blocks come together in the words of books I was reading at the time.. I would lose sight of the meaning of the text, and just see the falling blocks.

  9. Re:Parachuting from space? on Skydiving from 25 Miles Up · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Going down isn't the problem. If the shuttle were geosynchronous, no problem.. if you had space suit, you could make the jump no problem (well, very little problem)..

    But the shuttle is also moving around the earth VERY quickly.. something like 17,000 kph (feel free to correct me), which would kill you pretty much instantly when you encountered the atmosphere, and had to slow down your sideways speed.

  10. Re:Snake Oil -- ROT13? Old school. on Peekabooty, Camera/Shy Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heh, You really need to get with the program. This message is encrypted with rot-52... twice as strong as rot-26.

  11. The next Ask Slashdot... on More on Orbital Space Debris · · Score: 2

    Electronic warfare in Afghanistan?
    Posted by Kredal on Friday July 12, @01:45PM
    from the c64s-in-the-middle-east dept.
    g-w-bush asks: "I've been asked to come up with a plan to take out the bad men living in caves, and making sure they can't get to the internet. Does anyone know how I can best take care of this? I'd love to be able to tell those Generals that I'm actually smart, but I need your help. Email your suggestions to me"

  12. Re:Hah on AT&T Concerned About H2K2 · · Score: 2

    Just call 867-5309, and ask for Jenny.

    Now I bet *THAT* one has never been tried before.

    Tee hee.

  13. Re:Has anyone actually called that number? on AT&T Concerned About H2K2 · · Score: 2

    Nah, the 50 FBI agents that were tapping this number were all busy grabbing the pirate out of his parents' house.

    It's safe to call the number now. (:

  14. Re:Finally! on Build Your Own Virus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Polio didn't kill the mice... the scientists were just careless and injected the saline solution into the mice's spinal cords, causing paralysation, and then death.

    False alarm, nothing to see here...

  15. Do your civic duty! on Slashback: Stapler, Interface, Gaming · · Score: 5, Funny

    Click here and change the category from "none" to "criminal skills". Don't let your children (or cow-orkers) visit a criminal orgainization!

  16. Great idea, here's the script... on Warner Bros. plans 'Superman vs. Batman' Movie · · Score: 2

    Batman: Bane broke my back all those years ago, and I can still beat up badguys with the best of them! I just had to take a little break.. heh heh.

    Superman: Enough with the bad jokes! Nobody gave you a kryptonite wheelchair.

    Batman: That's because I'm rich and powerful, and can afford the best, while you're just a pansie who thinks he can fly.

    Superman: I coud fly... and you're the one named after a flying rat. Why can't you get off the ground without help?

    Batman: At least I can get out of bed without help.

    And so on....

  17. Re:Give me a break on High Score · · Score: 1

    Bah, how did that get modded down as "troll"? That was even funnier than the original article, and more truthful, too!

    "broadband revolutionized masturbating."

    "Developmental budgets skyrocket, interactive masturbation become very big business, and the companies themselves begin to merge and consolidate." Many maturbaters are now old enough to appreciate that they have a history. But many people still don't grasp how significant masturbating has become."

    How true is that?

  18. Re:My Jon Katz detector worked! on High Score · · Score: 2

    My Jon Katz detector didn't go off until it got to the phrase "representations of the birth of a culture"

    I guess it still needs some work.

  19. Re:job opportunity? on Cable Companies Saying No to WiFi Sharing · · Score: 2

    Maybe you should have both on your car.

    The omni alerts you that there's an open node nearby, then you flip on the directional, and rotate it around until you find the signal. That way you can be sure to not miss anything, like if you were just driving around with a rotating directional

    Note: I don't know how big these nodes are, having never played with wifi (I'm poor, still living in a cat5 world) so you may be able to rotate the directional fast enough as your driving to not miss anything.

  20. Re:Not enough integration, though on Coffepot Computer · · Score: 2

    That DMCasA scares me... is my Neimann-Marcus(sp?) cookie recipe open source? I paid $300.00 for it, I should have the right to modify the source code to add features that weren't in the original... walnuts, for example. Would I have to pay more money for the Walnut source code?

    Sigh, I'm so confused!

  21. Re:What about Tim Burton? on Spielberg Denied Crack at Star Wars · · Score: 2

    less orchestra, more violins and children singing "la la la la, la la la la"

  22. Re:If only it were: Spielberg Denied Crack on Spielberg Denied Crack at Star Wars · · Score: 2

    As Tracy Morgan said in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, "Miramax accounts for 74% of my business!"

    What he left unsaid was that Lucasarts accounts for the other 26%. (:

  23. What did Lucas do right? on Spielberg Denied Crack at Star Wars · · Score: 2

    Simple: He let someone else direct Episodes five (ESB) and six (RotJ). If he had continued that trend, only producing and guiding the prequels, perhaps they would have been a lot better than they were.

    Look at how much better the sequels were than the original... I have a feeling the director had a large part in that difference. Lucas can't direct. Period.

    Side thought... Maybe Kevin Smith (of Clerks fame) should be given the chance to direct Episode Three....

  24. Re:Being such an active practitioner of wordplay.. on Talk To Xanth Creator Piers Anthony · · Score: 2

    Ah, but did you tie the boat up at Anthony Pier?

  25. Re:Old hat on Will Instant Messaging Ever Unite? · · Score: 2

    I talk daily (or almost) to people in several different countries. chatting on IRC or ICQ is a heck of a lot cheaper than calling them.. and it's much more difficult to arrange a conference call than to just idle on IRC waiting for someone to show up.