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  1. Re:Unfortunately on Notes From 3rd Annual Space Elevator Conference · · Score: 1
    no human has the mental strength to listen to elevator musak for the length of time the trip will require and still retain their sanity.

    THIS is why I bought a forty-gig MP3 player!

  2. Re:Playing too much Civilisation on Notes From 3rd Annual Space Elevator Conference · · Score: 1
    Especially if yuo consider the fact that Civilisation doesn't have Terrorism built in :-)

    It bloody does. Industrial Sabotage? Poison Water Supply? Plant Nuclear Device?

  3. Re:Tower of babel. on Notes From 3rd Annual Space Elevator Conference · · Score: 0, Troll
    Tower of Babel? Whats that?

    An old Bronze Age story - basically a Just-So story explaining why there are different languages. Seems that all the people of the world used to get along together in perfect harmony, and they decided to build a tower that would reach to heaven. God did not like this, and scrambled everyone's languages so that they couldn't understand each other and spent the rest of history fighting instead of cooperating.

    Nice guy.

  4. Re:Not allowed to only buy on sale??? on Best Buy Says Customers Not Always Right · · Score: 1
    No, I think they are annoyed as I am at the customers that come in every day looking at what is on the clearance rack or any other good deal. If they don't see anything they like they ask if there is anything else on clearance.

    I used to work in a supermarket. Grocery department - a lot of stuff there with a very short shelf-life. Anything that's nearing the sell-by date gets reduced and reduced again to get rid of it quick.

    So, every night just before closing at ten o'clock, these same few people would always turn up. They'd go through all the about-to-expire stuff we had out, and then they'd go through the rest to see if there was anything we'd missed - and if there was, they'd bring it up and offer to pay 10p for it. Bloody vultures... But they know if we don't sell now then we're taking the lot out back and putting it in the bin.

    Well, fuck: the boss went home at five, and it's not our money. Out comes the stickering gun, 10p, no problem. Soon we realised that we needn't bother stickering all this stuff for discounts earlier in the day - leave it on the shelf, and these guys will do the job of sorting for us. Of course that meant they always got it for 10p rather than the 50p we might have got from the students / office workers / etc filing through at six or so, but it's not our money.

    Of course, the best stuff we always found and hid behind the lettuce because we wanted that 10p price for ourselves. And anything like bags of apples or packs of mushrooms always got opened and poured into the loose produce if it was past sell-by.

    Ah, the sordid memories... :-)

  5. Re:Privacy in the UK? on Big Brother Awards for Privacy Invaders · · Score: 3, Funny
    Britons live in Orwell's 1984 made flesh.

    Now, come on... Britain in 1984 was not only a privacy-free surveillance state, it was completely cut off from the rest of Europe and locked into a destructive alliance with the United States. You're exaggerating things enormously here.

  6. Re:True...Need more Funding. on Eye Transplant Enables Blind Boy to See · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Perhaps we're coming at this from different angles. You seem to define 'person' as the whole system: brain and body, while I'm considering 'person' to mean only the personality. I'd happily apply the word 'person' to a biologically normal human being, to a brain in a crippled body communicating by speech synthesiser, to a brain in a vat communicating only by computer, and to an artificial intelligence that passes the Turing test.

    So, going by my meaning of 'person', I would say: 'I am a person, implemented as a brain, resident inside a head which I call mine'. Barring the possible changes produced by the different hormones, I'd still be me even if transplanted into a female body - and since you're communicating with me only by text, would you be able to tell the difference?

  7. Re:True...Need more Funding. on Eye Transplant Enables Blind Boy to See · · Score: 1
    Unless, of course, you meant transplanting your brain into newborn or young child bodies, which makes a bit more sense, but is IMO sick.

    In a situation where 'it's him or me', surely one cannot be blamed for choosing 'me'? Now, if I'm faced with the choice of either dying myself, or letting someone else die, I'll surely let them die. So why shouldn't I take the body of a child to house my brain, rather than permit my own death?

    It's him or me. I choose me.

    However, there is still this difficulty that it works both ways. Perhaps we could work out some genetic manipulation: produce a race of brainless humanoids, physically flawless but with no minds, to bypass this awkward technicality...

  8. Re:Not even Mel Gibson did this on Moore Approves Fahrenheit 9/11 Downloads · · Score: 1
    Ask any public librarian what the most frequently stollen book is. Most likely, it is the bible. The irony kills me.

    But of course. The one book a thief can be guaranteed not to own is the Bible - if the thief did have a Bible he would not be a thief, because he would know that stealing is wrong. Naturally a thief will target books he does not already own, and so the Bible is the number-one most stolen book :-)

  9. Re:True...Need more Funding. on Eye Transplant Enables Blind Boy to See · · Score: 1
    Umh, the person is the person, obviously. Just as the car is the car, and not the engine.

    So - the rest of the body is necessary, then? IANANeuroscientist, but it seems to me that I'm still the same person even if I have prosthetic arms, or a transplanted heart or liver - the brain is the only organ I can think of for which I cannot say that.

    Are you referring to the effects of hormones and so on? If so, you probably have a case there: I wonder what the effect would be if my brain were transplanted into a female body, for instance, with its very different chemical environment? It would be a fascinating experiment to conduct, though unfortunately it would probably be condemned as unethical.

  10. Re:Unix Tools and Shells.. that's what windows lac on Linux Users Are Spoiled · · Score: 1
    Let's see, how to do this in Windows...

    Well, Wordpad's ridiculous. I'd use Excel.
    Column A contains a lot of
    23523: asdf[134] - foo bar : xyz

    Column B is
    =LEFT(A1,FIND(":",A1))

    Column C is
    =RIGHT(A1,LEN(A1)-FIND(":",A1,(FIND(":",A1)+1)))

    Column D is
    =CONCATENATE(B1," ",C1)

    Now, isn't that lot much simpler than what you'd have had to do in Linux? ;-)

  11. Re:Depends if you're from the US, or "the rest" on Endangered Countries On The Internet · · Score: 1
    or Canada wants to claim the world title in curling

    Scotland might contest that one.

  12. Re:True...Need more Funding. on Eye Transplant Enables Blind Boy to See · · Score: 1
    However, no the brain is not the person, so transplanting the brain != immortality.

    So, just out of curiosity... if not the brain, what is?

  13. Re:Radio 1 on UK To Get Music Download Chart · · Score: 1
    Radio 2 has managed to retain a single GOOD (i.e. most listened-to) morning presenter(Terry Wogan)

    But his deference is... and his laughter is...

  14. Re:Not even Mel Gibson did this on Moore Approves Fahrenheit 9/11 Downloads · · Score: 1
    NO, it's "technically" the equivillant to setting up your own printing press, manufacturing bibles, and giving them away.

    People used to get in really deep trouble for doing that. You think the RIAA are harsh: they're nothing to what the Church used to do to people who dared violate their monopoly on salvation.

  15. Re:Greenpeace == Criminals on Setting Up The Greenpeace Ship w/WiFi · · Score: 1
    Better yet, somebody should sink their boat.

    Someone already did. And would you believe it was the French?

  16. Re:Sorry for the possible tangent on Show Me The Money - Microsoft Money Vs. Quicken · · Score: -1
    This just adds credence to a problem that Microsoft seems to be suffering from. The Marketing and Advertising divisions of Microsoft dictate the direction of the company.

    Mindless jerks...

  17. Re:I call Shenanigans! on Use an iPod Mini to Broadcast Pirate Radio · · Score: 1
    With a commercial transmitter putting out several KW's but being 50 miles away and you putting out 100MW but being several yards away it is quite possible you will win out.

    With 100MW from several yards away it is quite certain that I will win out. I'll not only take over the signal, I'll burn out the receiver, melt the car, blast a large hole through the building on the other side of the road and set fire to just about everything in the area. Of course I'll need a pretty impressive power supply to do this.

    Perhaps you meant 100mW?

  18. Re:Meet the NSA on China Will Monitor, Censor SMS Messages · · Score: 1
    While it's not "normally" permitted, it's hard to say if they ever get turned down.

    Tinfoil hat time:

    The NSA spies on foreigners, not on Americans.
    GCHQ spies on foreigners, not on Britons.
    The UK and USA are pretty close allies and exchange a whole lot of intelligence anyway.

    Hmm... now, if someone wanted to spy on some Americans but didn't want to get NSA hands dirty, how might they go about it... ?

  19. Re:Sounds great to me on Daleks Exterminated From New Dr. Who · · Score: 1
    They SAY that UNIT was disbanded. It's a lie! In fact the funding and many of the personnel were transferred to the X-COM project after the disappearance of the Doctor.

    In the late 1990s X-COM was merged with the American MAJESTIC intelligence organsation and the Japanese engineering research group NERV to form a coordinated defence against alien threats. This is the context in which the Doctor is finally making his return... ooh, it's going to be good!

  20. Re:Okay then... on Hubble Discovers a Hundred New Planets · · Score: 1
    If this doubles the number of known planets, does this make Earth half as significant?

    0/2 = 0. You may rest easy: our planetary prestige is undamaged!

  21. Re:Still No Substitute For Close Supervision on A Parent's Guide To Linux Web Filtering · · Score: 1
    A close friend of mine who's 18 and getting ready to go off to college still isn't allowed on the computer when her mom is at work during the day. The computer is password protected so the mom has to be around when they're on it. They just accept it and deal with it.

    Of course by 'deal with it', you mean with a Knoppix CD?

  22. Re:"Miserable Failure" on Microsoft Offers A Peek At New Search Engine · · Score: 1
    Looks like the right can't decide who they hate most... gotta love a split right-wing vote :-)

    But what's the deal with this Counterstrike guy? This Gerhard Duesten fellow - why googlebomb him?

  23. Re:Searching for... on Microsoft Offers A Peek At New Search Engine · · Score: 1
    Gentoo: lots of results, many of which are to different pages on gentoo.org. What's the problem?

    Unless you want to know about Gentoo penguins, as opposed to the DIY Linux distro, of course.

  24. Re:Nothing new under the sun on In These Games, the Points Are All Political · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I think your use of the phrase 'bad guy' serves to reinforce the grandparent's comment, not contradict it.

    Possibly - though since history is written by the winners, any counterfactual campaign would probably be 'being the bad guy'. One scenario I mentioned that I'd like to play out was the Spanish invasion of England in 1588: it could certainly be argued that England at that time was a rogue state openly sponsoring terrorist attacks, and Spain was quite justified in acting against Elizabeth's illegitimate regime. But the Armada was defeated, and in English minds to this day King Philip was undoubtedly the bad guy...

  25. Re:Nothing new under the sun on In These Games, the Points Are All Political · · Score: 1
    Just out of interest, how many games have you heard about where you have to stop domestic terrorists?

    A further note to my previous post: Deus Ex.

    Of course, halfway through you see the light and join the terrorists. Again, though, I'd like to have had the choice to be the bad guy, to stay with UNATCO - eliminate my treasonous brother, hunt down his terrorist backers and maybe just get something going with the hot cyborg girl...