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  1. Re:Nervous != guilty - does scanner obey this logi on Cry To Beat Iris Scanners · · Score: 1
    innocent fear

    If you are innocent, you have nothing to fear, citizen.

    Wow! I almost managed to type that with a straight face.

  2. Re:The big question is . . . on IBM To Announce Web-Based Desktop Apps · · Score: 3, Funny
    wtf is a heldheld user?

    You've never met one of these? They're the ones who are scared of computers, ones who need their hands holding to be able to cope.

  3. Re:Already been done on Make A Hole - And Sustain It Indefinitely · · Score: 1
    Doesn't ACME have a patent on portable holes? I think these guys may want to check with their lawyers...

    I shouldn't worry. All ACME's lawyers have been tied up for years in a class-action lawsuit that's been brought by the Coyote Association, for knowingly selling dangerously substandard equipment.

  4. Re:You lied about your weight... on Second Opportunity For Mars Rover · · Score: 1
    Simple is where it's at, and Rube Goldberg devices to pull the rover out of pits are not on the menu.

    Certainly not. Heath Robinson already owns the patents on such devices.

  5. Re:Too Early!! on A Moment Of Reckoning for Cassini · · Score: 4, Informative
    But this is a fuzzy dot!Can't we just wait a few months untill it's there.

    Then it'll be a fuzzy disc. It's Titan, proud possessor of the solar system's second smoggiest shroud. You're not going to see any detail through that lot.

  6. Re:Battle Royale on 2ch: Japanese Web Forum As Social Vent · · Score: 1
    I have seen the first one, but not the sequel "Battle Royale 2"

    Don't bother with the sequel. It's unutterable crap, skipping character development and human interest in favour of bloodshed. And since it's playing to an audience that saw Battle Royale and then came back for more, it decides that the mass slaughter of children isn't going to shock anyone - so instead we have the celebration of international terrorism. How imaginative.

  7. Re:"Optimization" on How To Get Googled, By Hook Or By Crook · · Score: 1
    "By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root. I don't know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do. No really, there's no rationalisation for what you do, and you are Satan's little helpers, OK? Kill yourselves, seriously. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no fucking joke coming, you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are fucked and you are fucking us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show.

    -- Bill Hicks

  8. Re: Assuming facts not in evidence on Intel to Dump Pentium 4 in Favor of Pentium M · · Score: 1
    Not eveyone comes from a Judeo-Christian background

    But you read the Beano, right? So you should know that Jonah was a sailor who, every week, would get a job on a ship and contrive by misadventure to sink it by the end of the strip.

    I mean, come on - this level of ignorance of our cultural heritage is astounding, whether you're a believer or not.

  9. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! on Emotional Bonding with Space Probes · · Score: 2, Funny
    Die Bismarck

    No, no... that was in English, when they finally nailed the bloody thing after it had sunk half the Royal Navy.

  10. Re:Wrong story title on What Sex is Your Robot? · · Score: 1
    But if the Roomba is a girl, then Asimo is definitely a boy.

    Is it just the name? 'a' is typically a feminine ending, at least in Western culture, while 'o' is masculine. Is that what people are picking up on here?

  11. My robot is neuter... on What Sex is Your Robot? · · Score: 3, Funny
    ... it's just a robot. Made of metal and all, as far as I know.

    That's funny, though. The interior kind of smells of blood. And everyone's really secretive about how they actually built these things.

    And I'm sure it shouldn't have gone off on its own like that that one time.

    Those two times.

    OK, those three times. And that one ended up messy. And hang on... that's just armour plating! It's not a robot at all! What's going on here?

    OH MY GOD IT'S MY MOTHER! AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH! AAAAASUKAAAAAA!

  12. Re:Not strange at all. on Microsoft Drops Next-Generation Security Project [updated] · · Score: 1
    seems about right to me. why would microsoft care?

    Mindshare. Even a pirated copy of Windows strengthens their monopoly.

    Suppose everyone running a pirate Windows suddenly saw the error of their ways and installed some Linux variant, or bought a Mac... Microsoft would be apoplectic. Far better for them that these people stay with Windows, even without paying.

  13. Re:Orwellian? on There Must be a Pony in Here Somewhere · · Score: 1

    Orwellian in the sense that TW shareholders are now washing dishes in a Paris hotel to make ends meet.

  14. Re:Yes, that would be awfully funny on NRF Calls SCO's Claims 'Meritless' · · Score: 1
    So they take the "435 lines" out, or better yet, make them their own library making it no longer entertwined, and no longer have to worry about it.

    Once they do that, they can still sell SuSE, with all its GPL'd and proprietrary packages legally. Then they start sueing other distributors, who can't do the same thing.

    Then all the other distributors take the unencumbered kernel from SuSE, which they can do because as you say it's GPL, and use that. Problem solved.

  15. Re:not over on Netcraft Interviews Brian Behlendorf · · Score: -1, Funny

    Ah, but now, Netcraft have confirmed it!

  16. Re:Old! :) on USA Today and NYT on Linux rising · · Score: 1
    In .uk we say absolutely anything. "June 5th" is just fine, though it would more normally be "June the 5th". You'll also hear "the 5th of June" and this will also be fine.

    In writing dates, though, it's definitely dd/mm/yy.

  17. Re:BBC is one of the worst things on Dirac: BBC Open Source Video Codec · · Score: 1
    You think the British government has an office of lawyers and media directors dedicated to filtering anything unfavourable from the BBC?

    No, just Lord Hutton. You need to actually watch some of it - the goverment's representatives are often given something of a beating when they're being interviewed.

    But I never did find out if Michael Howard threatened to overrule him.

  18. Re:CD drives! on A Silent PC Solution? · · Score: 1
    Backup, backup, backup. Done the backup yet? Good. Now replace it on warranty.

    Over a year old, alas. Probably the same model as the one you've got, as well - the 80 gig job. I'll probably get a nice new disk - couple of hundred gig - for the serious stuff, and use the rattly one for all those games on the other side of the dual boot, the ones I can just reinstall anyway should the worst happen :-)

  19. Re:Wow... on Ireland Rejects E-Voting for Upcoming Elections · · Score: 2, Funny
    Word of advice: do not confuse the Republic of Ireland with the UK. There are people around who get very... well, indignant about that.

    Now, for your penance, go and get drunk on Guinness and sing something abusive about the English.

  20. Re:CD drives! on A Silent PC Solution? · · Score: 1
    I recently bought an ASUS DVD-ROM, the DVD-E616 which is very, very quiet, even at full speed.

    I wonder if that's the cause? When I built my computer in early 2003, I bought a cheap Sony DVD drive and CD burner. The CD burner sounds like it's about to try to take off, but the DVD drive is damn near silent. Perhaps they worked harder on quieting the DVD drive because they knew people would be trying to use it to watch films?

    I also got a Seagate Barracuda hard disk - dead quiet for a while, but lately it's been making awful rattling noises like something from 1994. It's screwed in tightly, which makes me worry something's horribly wrong, but SMART reports nothing looks like it's dying... any suggestions, o wise /.?

  21. Re:Atlantis? Bah! on On the Trail to Atlantis · · Score: 1

    51 degrees 30 minutes north, and dead on the meridian. You'd never believe what job Nyalarhotep's managed to get himself. Enough to say that he's reached the very high$@CC~=NO CARRIER

  22. Re:Pop Quiz on ACLU Sues FBI Over ISP Records · · Score: 1
    If you didn't answer C then you are simply a reactionary fool.

    Wait.

  23. Re:My money! bwahaha! on Gentoo Linux Musings · · Score: 1
    Gentoo's guy figures if they had the cash they'd be up and running in 6 months.

    Up and running in 6 months? I mean, I know this is Gentoo we're talking about, but this seems excessive. What are they using, a 386SX?

  24. Re:all well and good on DNA Computer Detects, Treats Disease · · Score: 1
    suposed ot be the next step in humana eveolution

    Supposed to be? Are you suggesting that evolution has some kind of plan?

  25. Re:This is sad. on NASA - Robotic Repair Of Hubble 'Promising' · · Score: 1
    Look at it this way: You personally will never, ever visit Alpha Centauri. It's just not going to happen. Neither will anyone you know, nor most likely will anything launched in your lifetime.

    Your great-great-great-great-grandson might someday visit Alpha Centauri. Great. Or, alternatively, the great-great-great-grandson of the robot I program today might someday visit Alpha Centauri. Now, why does the idea of your DNA-based descendant visiting Alpha Centauri give you such a warm feeling, while the idea of my silicon-based descendant visiting Alpha Centauri doesn't?

    Given that I personally will never live to see the day either way, I don't mind if our human or transhuman successors visit the stars, or if our robot successors visit the stars. They're just as much our children and our legacy to the universe either way.