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Emotional Bonding with Space Probes

bfwebster writes "Space.com has a story on the scientists and technicians working on the Mars rovers, Spirit and Oppotunity--and how they will react when the rovers finally break down, go silent, or otherwise die. Of course, humans becoming emotionally involved with hardware is high on the list of overused science fiction cliches (see I.14), and humans were naming (and anthropomorphizing) their cars long before they started doing it to their computers. Some argue that anthropomorphic design can ease end-user acceptance [PDF], with some interesting results among toys for children. On the other hand, when software manufacturers try to give our computers some 'personality', we tend to vehemently react against it--witness Microsoft's attempts with the much-loathed Bob and Clippy. And when our personal computers are aged or ailing or simply misbehaving, we usually are more than happy to put them out of our misery. So in the case of Spirit and Opportunity, the issue may be the large investment of time, money, and professional credibility in having two semi-autonomous rovers 100 million miles away function correctly. Best quote from the Space.com story: when Spirit, early into its mission, shut down for reasons then unknown, the Spirit mission manager happened to get a phone call from her husband. He asked her how her day had been, and she said, 'Well...I think I'm personally responsible for the loss of a $400 million national asset.' Doncha hate it when that happens?"

250 comments

  1. My name is Bond by Cold+Winter+Days · · Score: 5, Funny

    Emotional Bond.

    1. Re:My name is Bond by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Funny

      My dearest VGER...

    2. Re:My name is Bond by JPriest · · Score: 1

      Robot psychologists, machines with a gender, bonding with space probes. Chicks really don't dig scientists do they? It's sad that you get less chicks for winning a Nobel prize than you do being a lead singer of a garage band.

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    3. Re:My name is Bond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To win a Nobel prize you tend to have to be *slightly* introverted. And those type of people don't usually go out and win chicks as well as the extroverted people. On a side note, Einstein was said to have much more emotional attachment to his imaginary world than the real one (which is why only at times when he was having great difficulty in his imaginary world would he turn to the real one for emotional support--i.e. his two marriages and subsequent divorces once he found his imaginary footing again). I think most scientists are like Einstein in that regard and consider deep emotional bonding a nuisance.

    4. Re:My name is Bond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the best use of the Bond line ever.

  2. Depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On if the rovers are Boys or Girls.

    1. Re:Depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      To find out, look under the solar panels.

    2. Re:Depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about this whole emotional bond with space probes, but I know I have quite the bond with my anal probe. It fills my "space" quite nicely.

  3. Dont... by Imidazole · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dont bond with it too much, or the second you turn your back, those bling bling spinner wheels on your new pimpin probe will be on some alien's next pimp my ride...

    Love that commercial.

    1. Re:Dont... by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 2, Funny

      every time i see that commercial, i can't help but think
      "where is the other camera"... unless its on the OTHER rover..... but why would.... herkuplllllgggggggg
      *BRAIN PANIC - PERSONALITY DUMPED*

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      May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen.
  4. Bob and Clippy by XMyth · · Score: 5, Insightful
    n the other hand, when software manufacturers try to give our computers some 'personality', we tend to vehemently react against it--witness Microsoft's attempts with the much-loathed Bob and Clippy.


    I don't know about everyone else, but *I* hated Bob and Clippy because they were not useful and quite aggrivating. Other things that lend toward personalization however, such as personalized menus, I find quite useful.

    1. Re:Bob and Clippy by nizo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Aside from being a moving blinking annoying thing in the corner of my screen, every time I see clippy I can't help but think how much time they spent programming that crappy little thing, instead of actually making their word processor/spreadsheet/etc better (and less bloated).

    2. Re:Bob and Clippy by Lumpy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually you hit on the theme there....

      Space probes -- loved.
      Cars -- Loved.
      Aircraft -- loved.

      Computer running windows - loathed.
      computer running Bob - loathed.
      Computer running Clippy enabled anything - loathed.

      Computer running OSX - loved.

      I dont think it's clippy or Bob... I think the part of the equation that makes people hate their computers is microsoft products.

      If microsoft was running your Car, I'm pretty sure you would hate it.

      toungue in cheek guys... let's not get the Microsoft Zealots foaming at the mouth.... it's a joke :-)

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    3. Re:Bob and Clippy by normal_guy · · Score: 1

      OpenOffice didn't waste any time on clippy, and how much time did you spend with that program today?

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      Linux: Free if your time is worthless.
    4. Re:Bob and Clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If it worked, it would have been better. An ambitious commercial experiment to be sure. Damn microsoft for daring to dream. Clippy was a less useful version of Bit in Tron. OLD idea, deceptively difficult to impliment in a non-trivial or non-aggrivating manner.

      And as easy as it is to blame microsoft, think about what they tried to do. They tried to predict what users wanted to do, and when they were in need of assistance using only the mouse and keyboard to measure the users state. More over they tried to do this in the course of humans going about human tasks.

      For your further edification its more than just one little doodad with a handful of skins. It's a whole API that has hooks for TTS and STT. Really inventive things could be done with that alone. The fact that nothing has speaks volumes about the difficulties involved with making computers responsive to human complexities.

      But I guess it's easier to be flip than to give microsoft props for how far they brought that lofty goal along, or the necessity of addressing the topic in question.

    5. Re:Bob and Clippy by xenocyst · · Score: 1

      well, there was that bmw that ran windows...
      that people hated...

      now you just need a...
      ...
      3. Profit!

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      And, no, I should not have used the goddamn Preview mode first.
    6. Re:Bob and Clippy by nizo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      A lot less than I did with M$ products, but only because we are in the process of migrating away from them to OpenOffice, and it takes so damn long to export things OUT of the various M$ formats (Outlook folders, address books, etc all that need to be exported to something sane). The best part is when I go to export something from Outlook and it complains it needs the CD to install the exporting software (and it has to be the same CD it was installed from, i.e. Windows 2000 Office Professional, but the standard version won't work, and the Outlook 2000 CD won't work, and so now we are hunting for the Professional CD that came with the machine so we can install the exporting junk so we can hurry and wipe Windows off the machine). Wow that was a long rant.

    7. Re:Bob and Clippy by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      personalized menus

      I HATE these things. If it is turned on, I turn it OFF.

      With it on, I am forever chasing just where that menu item is.

      YMMV, but I tend to use most of the menu items, not just one or two, so having them hidden is a real pain for me.

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    8. Re:Bob and Clippy by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

      sure Clippy was (and still is) annoying, but you could change him into something else... i use Rocky the dog at work in Outlook... i mean, who doesn't want an animated golden retriever puppy on their screen?!

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      May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen.
    9. Re:Bob and Clippy by jamonterrell · · Score: 2, Funny

      It looks like you are writing a hate-post about clippy.

      Would you like for me to:
      a. Divert your post to a want ad at alt.gay.sex
      b. Crash Internet Explorer and offer to send an error report
      c. Crash your computer with a GPF and silently erase your harddrive

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    10. Re:Bob and Clippy by endoboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      and why is it Microsoft's fault that you chose not to do a full install?

    11. Re:Bob and Clippy by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Agreed. A system that highlighted the most used items, or displayed less used ones in a faded fashion, would have been much better. It could even enlarge slightly the click area for often-used things. But don't keep moving things physically, TOG could have told you that.

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      Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
    12. Re:Bob and Clippy by Sn_wC_t · · Score: 1

      I loathe my car...
      and her name is Bessy.

    13. Re:Bob and Clippy by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      My "uncle" had a car that would say "A door is ajar. A door is ajar. A door is ajar."

      He'd quietly shut the door, saying "Shut up, Kirby."

      And it'd say, "Thank you!"

    14. Re:Bob and Clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you might not find clippy too useful.. but ive found its a great way to get coworkers off my back when they ask me how to do some basic function of word.

      ive never needed to turn for clippy for help myself, but ive sent many people to him, & hes helped them.

    15. Re:Bob and Clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's a whole API that has hooks for TTS and STT. Really inventive things could be done with that alone. The fact that nothing has speaks volumes about the difficulties involved with making computers responsive to human complexities."

      actually, my favorite scumware program, bonzi-buddy makes extensive use of clippy technology.

      theres a few other "personal assistant" programs that do as well, but bonzi is the one that leaps to mind.

    16. Re:Bob and Clippy by dylan.ucd · · Score: 1

      I don't!

      what a waste of processor cycles / memory / screen space !!

      the end

    17. Re:Bob and Clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I should have clarified. I don't consider evil innovative or inventive regardless of how resourceful it is. I realize that English in general doesn't make the same distinctions I do, but there you have it.

      I even have a book on programming "Agents". (I'll buy almost anything for $4.) The first trivial idea I had was to program "Bit" from Tron. Give him five states. Do nothing, Yes, No, Yes yes yes, No no no. Use the TTS and maybe STT to render its state and decide what the user was doing in a very course manner to decide on a state. Something like the world's most annoying magic eight ball. The other dubiously more useful idea would be to us it to launch a roubust spider, that might itself have gekko included in it to help in avoiding certain windows vulnerabilities. It would acctually make a lot of sense to use an agent as the front end in that case.

    18. Re:Bob and Clippy by lactose99 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It isn't. It's Microsoft's fault for not modularizing the Office components, at least to a point where an Office Pro CD can be used to install the export components on a system installed with Office Standard and vice versa.

      I ran into a similar (and yet even more unusual) battle this weekend with my wife's PC at home. Its running Windows XP Home, installed with the Windows XP Home SP1 CD. I installed a CD-RW drive so she could burn mix CDs to take with her in the car. After I installed the CD-RW drive, she later complained that "the Internet is down again". After doing some initial troubleshooting I discovered that the TCP/IP stack somehow ate itself-- I tried an ipconfig /renew and I received "You are trying to perform an operation on something that is not a socket". Anyway, in the process of trying to get the TCP/IP stack reinstalled I decided to run System File Checker. To my great suprise, sfc immediately asked me to insert the Windows XP Professional SP1 CD to continue. As I mentioned, this machine was installed with XP Home SP1, so of course putting in the original install media did nothing. I thought I might be able to get around the issue with an XP Pro CD I have here for one of my laptop, but its an XP Pro SP0 CD, so that didn't work either.

      This is the first (and only thus far) case I've ever seen where Windows has needed to copy files from a CD of software that I don't even own, especially when I legally purchased the XP Home SP1 CD in the first place.

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      Fully licensed blockchain psychiatrist
    19. Re:Bob and Clippy by DoraLives · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Clippy was a less useful version of Bit in Tron. OLD idea, deceptively difficult to impliment in a non-trivial or non-aggrivating manner.

      Concur.

      They gave it their best shot, but they got it wrong.

      But then again, so did many others. Clippy notwithstanding, a day will come when personalized interaction with computers will not only exceed what now obtains between humans and pets, but also what now obtains what now obtains between humans and other humans. When this finally happens, there's gonna be some seriously weird shit going down along the lines of the ancient curse about living in interesting times.

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      Is it fascism yet?
    20. Re:Bob and Clippy by linzeal · · Score: 3, Funny
      I had a car that did that, it was the greatest thing ever. We played with it a bit and found a way to slow down the voice and make it deep playing through my teen years bought subwoofer system it would be like darth vader on valium and would freak people out when they first encountered it. After getting those same subwoofers stolen I got an alarm installed that killed my car's "brain" for awhile till one day driving on the freeway it started PLEASE SERVICE ENGINE over and over again and I almost crashed the car.

      Damn cars with brains!

    21. Re:Bob and Clippy by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      One factor in that difference between Machines and Software might be that a machine often behaves as an extension of ourselves e.g. a car or a remote vehicle. But some software tries to act independently of us, therefore it can potentially be a friend or even an enemy if it appears to interfere with our intentions. If you are in your car and bump into another car while parking then you accept that although the car did the damage it was your fault, but if the car was under the control of software then you could clearly say it wasn't your fault.

      Of course not all software tries to be too smart like that. Software tools are often well loved precisely because of this I believe.

      One could surmise that perhaps when writing software if you want software to be loved, make it smart but make it appear that the user is smart not the software, too much independent thought on the part of the program probably wont work. Just rambling here I guess.

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      Bitter and proud of it.
    22. Re:Bob and Clippy by roninbix · · Score: 1

      It's more a shot at microsoft's testing and or being out of touch with users. More likely it's a random case of idiot manager who liked clippy beyond any form of logic and all empirical evidence.

      Seriously, start your product and look at clippy, doesn't it piss you off too? How do you not see things like that. Even if you didn't, how about beta testing. When 50,000 emails show up on day 2 headed "KILL THE DAMN PAPERCLIP THINGY" how do you not notice.

      I mean these people need to learn how to listen to focus groups better or do surveys or something. Has anyone ever wished for more useless features in any microsoft product? Most people want existing pieces of "functionality" to disappear. When I install a new MS product the first thing I do is a survey of the things that will piss me off today and every day till I figure out how to kill them. This is prior to even starting a new file or whatever.

    23. Re:Bob and Clippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS users, and they conduct extensive user testing, I was fortunate enough to take part in some, probably told them they wanted a kind of more proactive help. Which is exactly what their "agents" provide poorly. But there are some poor assumptions built into the design. The testing center is probably a single workstation, and a guy with video and microphones trained on you giving you instructions to do tasks not how to control the software through a pane of glass. This enviroment, of course, doesn't have the same type of human capital available as the enviroments where this software is frequently used. Then you have the disparity in skill sets. For instance when ever I'm confronted with new software I do a short but intensive survey. People who didn't grow up with computers probably don't. The agents being a better idea than implimentation probably express the lessons learned from them in things like the templates in works with sample text.

      And no the agent doesn't bother me. I liked the look of the Einstein one, so I left it on and turned it all the way down. Truthfully, if I were in charge I'd probably have made them less helpful more playfull. They'd be silent unless you were really struggling (using some undo and redo together) or clicked on. But they'd wander around, peep over the edge of the page. Flash the occasional thumbs up when a section scored well against MS own style guidelines. Put some easter eggs in there where they might moon the user on april 1st, what have you.

      But there's a reason the person who headed the development of Bob who begat Clippy etc is fucking Bill Gates and I'm not. She has a pussy. I'd I won't go gay for $30 billion dollars. So when you speak of Melinda Gates speak of her well for she can buy and sell you, and me, and Nepal.

      The problem isn't surveys per se. It's faith in them. People forget that they only give one a extremely narrow view of the "objective truth" and this is by design. Few things can trump genuine insight, and the means to realize a clear vision.

    24. Re:Bob and Clippy by HBI · · Score: 1

      Won't the computers have to pass a Turing test first, before we can get there?

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  5. Don't anthropomorphize compters... by ruzel · · Score: 5, Funny

    They hate that.

    1. Re:Don't anthropomorphize compters... by solarlux · · Score: 1

      Don't anthropomorphize computers...they will seek vengeance.

  6. Of course by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Geeks have to bond to machines. Real humans don't want us and can't be reprogrammed to want us :-P

    1. Re:Of course by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      What did you people think my sig meant, anyway?!

    2. Re:Of course by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      Real humans don't want us and can't be reprogrammed to want us

      You'd be surprised with what can be done. With barbiturates, some elementary hypnosis, and properly applied Pavlovian classical conditioning.

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      My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...

  7. Clippy & bob are bad examples. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People didn't react badly to the anthropomorphizing, they reacted badly to the patronizing tone. Nobody would complain if they started Office 2K5 and were greated by The Librarian.

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    1. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nobody would complain if they started Office 2K5 and were greated by The Librarian.

      I wouldn't be happy if my machine kept telling me to be quiet.

      --
      Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
    2. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by Obfuscant · · Score: 5, Interesting
      ...they reacted badly to the patronizing tone.

      If by that you mean the ridiculous knocking on the monitor to get your attention while you were trying to concentrate on something else, yes. The problem was not the anthropomorphism, but that some annoying little twit kept interrupting serious thought to announce something trivial you could deal with later.

      Meatspace has the saying: "children should be seen and not heard." Microsoft ignored that.

    3. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And we really wouldn't mind if we were greeted by The Sexy Librarian.

    4. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by moosesocks · · Score: 3, Informative

      For those of you not familiar, The Librarian is a character in several Terry Pratchett novels.

      The Librarian is librarian at Unseen University (for wizards). After a freak magical accident, among other things, the librarian was transformed into an oranguatan. The librarian decided that he liked being an ape better than being a human, and decided to stay that way. He likes bananas.

      Now, personally, I'd perfer to see The Luggage as the next clippy. It would somehow be fitting....

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    5. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by slackerboy · · Score: 1

      That's because The Librarian could rip our heads off. I better start stocking up on bananas...

      Ook.

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      Things to do today: See list of things to do yesterday
    6. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by karnal · · Score: 1

      But only if it's not:

      Conan... the Librarian.

      Tonight, on U-52.

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      Karnal
    7. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 2, Informative

      are you sure????????????????
      i think he meant the one from neil stephenson's "Snow Crash"... the librarian was a virtual reality AI assistant inside the metaverse

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    8. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, I guarantee you that I was talking about Neal Stephenson's Librarian, from Snow Crash.

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    9. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by DonServo · · Score: 1

      I don't know if I want my Office apps to greet me with a 300-pound orangutan...

    10. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Ack, Jesus. I don't want anyone mistaking me for a Terry Pratchett fan! I'm talking about Stephenson! Snow Crash!

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      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    11. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by dcm1101 · · Score: 1

      Ooh, I thought you were talking about the Librarian from Halo. The one that turns out to be evil and tries to kill you.

    12. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 2, Funny

      Greetings, I am the Librarian. I created Encarta. I've been waiting for you. You have many questions, and although Windows has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant. It is interesting reading your reactions. My five predecessors were, by design, based on a similar predication: a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species, facilitating the function of the Office. While the others experienced this in a general way, my experience is far more specific. Vis-à-vis: perfect digital skin.

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    13. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Clippy wouldn't be half so bad if it had the code behind your creature's attitudes behind it, and you could smack it around. Then it could learn to STFU when you're writing something.

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    14. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


      Funny, I first immediately thought about The Librarian in The Time Machine.

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      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
    15. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by peterf · · Score: 1

      An assistant that always goes "Ook? Ook!" might not be very helpful to most users.

    16. Re:Clippy & bob are bad examples. by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      > Nobody would complain if they started Office 2K5 and were greated by The Librarian.

      --For Godsake, just don't mention the word "monkey" in his presence, if you value your life--!

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      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
  8. Southpark by iamthemoog · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    We're talking about probe-bonding in the Cartman sense are we?

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    1. Re:Southpark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope that's not where Beagle2 went...

  9. Again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting
    We do not want marketers to pander to our emotions. We get attached to machines through long use and a feeling of companionship. Once you try to engineer such a feeling of companionship, it all falls apart. You have to be pretty naive to think you can create emotions towards products simply by engineering them in a particular fashion.

    Give it up Markedroids, we don't need you!

    1. Re:Again. by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      To some extent you can do that with design. Owners might be more likely to get attached to a car if it was cute (Mini) or so ugly it was cute (Element, Scion xB). They'd be less like to get attached to a boring looking car (Camry, Cavalier).

    2. Re:Again. by lone_marauder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's a pretty good point. I always considered Clippy Evil Incarnate, but I do regard vi as an old friend.

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    3. Re:Again. by bonch · · Score: 1

      Okay, where's your great emotionally-bonding software to prove that you know what you're talking about?

      Or should we believe your anonymous Slashdot opinion over focus group tested implementations?

    4. Re:Again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      got vigor?
      http://vigor.sourceforge.net/

    5. Re:Again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I for one feel much more attached to my unobtrusive Mac, than I ever felt to Windows with it's "Do you want to take a Tour?", "Did you know I just hid your SysTray icons?", "Hey, you plugged in the same hardware as yesterday, and I recognized it again!", "Are you sure you don't want to take a tour?", "Did you register yet?", "Hotmail is great, create an account now!", "I just hid another SysTray icon, did you notice that?", "BTW, you can take a tour if you want!", "Are you sure you want to delete these files?", "There's a write-protected file amongst the files you want to delete, are you sure you want to trash that poor little thing?" etc...

  10. don't walk too close to me... by IsaacW · · Score: 4, Funny

    i don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals...

    1. Re:don't walk too close to me... by Pidder · · Score: 1

      Thanks for not saying "obligatory futurama reference.." or something simliar. This way it feels so much better getting it.

  11. Cached Copy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Robotics designers are working with psychologists here at Vanderbilt University to improve human-machine interfaces by teaching robots to sense human emotions. Such "sensitive" robots would change the way they interact with humans based on an evaluation of a person's mood.

    "We believe that many of our human-to-human communications are implicit -- that is, the more familiar we are with a person, the better we are at understanding them. We want to determine whether a robot can sense a person's mood and change the way it interacts with the human for more natural communications," said Vanderbilt assistant professor Nilanjan Sarkar.

    "We don't want to give a robot emotions; we just want them to be sensitive to our emotions," added Craig Smith, Vanderbilt associate professor of psychology and human development.

    Sarkar, an engineer, initiated the research project with Smith, a psychologist, with the insight that there is no universal method of detecting emotions in humans. This impressed Smith, who had independently noticed that years of research in psychology had failed to uncover the Rosetta stone of human emotions. The bottom line for both researchers was that people express the same emotions in different ways; thus, any "universal" method for detecting emotions with robots would be doomed.

    "Psychologists have been trying to identify universal patterns of physiological response since the early 1900s, but without success. We believe that the lesson to be learned there is that there are no such universal patterns," said Smith.

    Consequently, the team's research project has two parts: sensing the unique patterns of behavior that mark an individual person's emotions, and converting that information in real-time into actuator-style commands to the robot to facilitate communications between humans and machines.

    "We have established the feasibility of the individual-specific approach that we are taking, and there is a good chance that we can succeed," said Smith.

    Emotional data

    The approach taken by the researchers was adopted from voice- and handwriting-recognition technologies: Information on baseline features is compiled for each person, and then the features that indicate each mental state are identified for that person. Armed with their personalized emotion-recognition system, the researchers hope to use diverse data steams from users to create a more intuitive interface.

    In their prototype studies, sensors are worn by the person being monitored by the robot. For example, heart rate monitors would gauge the user's anxiety level, and the robotic responses would be adjusted accordingly. With the sensors in place on the subject, the researchers observe data streams for the subject in various situations, such as while the subject is playing a videogame.

    By subjecting each person to the same anxiety-producing situations in the game, the researchers obtained electrocardiogram profiles for specific mental states.

    One such experiment gathered information from the same user's sensors over a six-month period in order to validate the feasibility of the "personalized" approach.

    So far, Sarkar's team has performed preliminary analysis of the profiles using conventional signal-processing algorithms and experimental methods like fuzzy logic and wavelet analysis. They have found patterns in the variations in the interval between heartbeats that could be "personalized."

    Specifically, two frequency bands vary predictably with changes in stress. Sarkar's team is now conducting similar analyses using other available biosensors, including skin conductance (which changes when people sweat under stress) and facial muscles (such as furrowing the brow or clenching the jaw).

    The team is also expanding the programming of its small robot to allow the robot to make better use of this information when communicating with people.

    'I sense you are anxious'

    In a current experiment the small robot explores its environ

  12. easy one by theMerovingian · · Score: 4, Funny


    and she said, 'Well...I think I'm personally responsible for the loss of a $400 million national asset.

    Those women drivers... Sheesh!

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    1. Re:easy one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Those women drivers... Sheesh!

      these sexist jokes... they get old!

    2. Re:easy one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      these sexist jokes... they get old!

      until then...we try to enjoy them

    3. Re:easy one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So sorry, ma'am.

    4. Re:easy one by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And yet, they're still funny. Unless, of course, your sense of humor has drived up and shriveled right off of your body. Can't we just accept humor for what it is, humor? I tell jokes about Mexicans and I can get away with it because I am somewhat Mexican (not very - but I'm pretty big and surely that helps) but clearly there's no malice. However, just because someone's not a matter of a specific group, does that necessarily make it hateful? Of course not. You think that because black comics make jokes about white people having no ass means they hate whitey? I mean sure, some of 'em do, although comics tend to have to be pretty smart and fairly intelligent people generally are as not-racist as they can manage in the face of their upbringing.

      So what do we know about the subject? Female. So what is the basis of the joke going to be? There's not too many options. Maybe if I knew where she was from I could cook up something else.

      Just because you have a third leg doesn't mean you can't make jokes about the fairer sex without being a misogynist.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  13. I have the same feelings at work by Neil+Blender · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I work at a software startup (well, three years old now.) Myself and one other person created the only product we sell. As most startups, we continue on the edge financially and the future is unclear. If we go under, I will be very, very sad to see it disappear.

    1. Re:I have the same feelings at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you continue to post such incredibly lame shit here, I will be very, very sad, too.

    2. Re:I have the same feelings at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not me, I will be laughing my fucking ass off. Maybe if you had made a better product, you wouldn't be struggling... Loser!

    3. Re:I have the same feelings at work by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      This isn't the same situation. You'd feel bad if the company went under at least partly because of the direct negative consequences to you from being out of work. When Spirit or Opportunity dies "of natural causes", no human will suffer or be penalized in any way, but they will still feel bad due to their emotional investment in the probe.

  14. You slashdotted my friend! by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    You ruined Bobby, my favorite server. You slashdotting terrorists!

  15. Don't anthropomorphize computers... by Ann+Elk · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...they hate that.

    1. Re:Don't anthropomorphize computers... by ruzel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      [See comment at top of page]

      Jinx! You owe me a coke!

      _____

  16. Emotional Attachment by solarlux · · Score: 5, Funny

    This story heading was so long I almost formed an emotional attachment with IT...

  17. Understandable by sl8763 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The fact that these things are robots has nothing to do with attachment. It's the time and devotion that has gone into creating, testing, and improving them. It's like how a lot of people get attached to their first cars (even though they are always rust-bucket deathtraps). If you have enough history with something, you'll probably miss it when it's gone.

    1. Re:Understandable by jasno · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think every engineer can relate to the post-project depression that comes after completing something you've totally immersing yourself in for months/years. Once you lose that strong sense of purpose it takes a bit to get interested in something else.

      --

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  18. Emotional Bonding by stretch0611 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Scientists bond to space probes because they created them. As a programmer, I have an attachments to the software I created; if someone unfairly criticizes it sometimes I can take it personally.

    Things like Bob and Clippy are loathed because they were what the creator/Microsoft wanted, not necessarily what the users wanted. In these 2 specific cases they act like the end-user is a complete idiot (which may or may not be true). People take offense at hand holding if they can walk fine on their own.

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    1. Re:Emotional Bonding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People take offense at hand holding if they can walk fine on their own.

      I would take offense to hand holding if if I couldn't walk fine on my own.

      As a programmer, I have an attachments to the software I created; if someone unfairly criticizes it sometimes I can take it personally.

      Wow you suck. Get a life ass hat.

  19. How to write a summary by jsinnema · · Score: 2, Informative
  20. fun with anthropomorphizing by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Check out Opportunity's LiveJournal. It's good for a chuckle or two :)

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    We can neither love nor pity nor forgive. If you make a slip in handling us you die!
    1. Re:fun with anthropomorphizing by ahrenritter · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, there is a growing LiveJournal meme regarding spacer journals. Currently over two dozen of them. One of the communications satellites keeps a public friends filter of all of them available here:

      HGS1's Spacers List

      These journals are a blast to read. Check it out!

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    2. Re:fun with anthropomorphizing by Buran · · Score: 1

      I'd been thinking of doing one, but I never got around to it. Egad. I didn't think there were this many of them. I'm a genuine space buff, but I think a lot of these were done by people who weren't... which was a disappointment as far as the content went. But some of them are hilarious. Like the teenybopper-teenager Opportunity rover. Did they put a picture of Barbie on the back of the high gain antenna or something? (Spirit has an STS-107 memorial plaque.)

  21. A matter of attitude... by dmayle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think that the spectacular failures of Clippy and Bob have more to do with the attitudes of the characters themselves than the idea. It's like that really upbeat perky girl in the office whom everybody hates. Give me a sarcastic little bitch for a computer, and I'd be happy to embrace such tech...

    1. Re:A matter of attitude... by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Give me a sarcastic little bitch for a computer, and I'd be happy to embrace such tech...

      You mean automate my wife? *duck*

    2. Re:A matter of attitude... by OgGreeb · · Score: 3, Funny

      I always liked Clippy. I liked clicking on his wire and watching him grind through the machine.

      I don't have a lot to do much of the time.

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    3. Re:A matter of attitude... by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      I liked clicking on him until he gave you the finger.
      That was cool... though not really worth the wait.

      -WS

      --
      An operating system should be like a light switch... simple, effective, easy to use, and designed for everyone.
  22. Can you blame them...they even have rover alarms by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1, Funny
    --
    "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
  23. Bonding with Space Probes by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny
    The new sci-fi porno space thriller, now available every Thursday on the SCI-FI channel.

    And of course, the reason we love our computers so much:


    10 Reasons Why Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends

    1. You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend.
    2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch.
    3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner.
    4. Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear.
    5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away.
    6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends.
    7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore.
    8. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well.
    9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.
    10. Computers never, EVER get a period.

    1. Re:Bonding with Space Probes by JudgeFurious · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dude, not only does your computer never mind you using other computers, it doesn't mind if you use multiple computers AT THE SAME TIME you're using it. Hell it joins right in without a peep of protest.

      Nobody ever failed trying to talk their computer into "cluster-a-trois".

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    2. Re:Bonding with Space Probes by microwave_EE · · Score: 1

      10. Computers never, EVER get a period. Not True.....Ever used Windows ME?

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    3. Re:Bonding with Space Probes by karnal · · Score: 1

      "cluster-a-trois".

      Actually, I've failed at that. Way back when I didn't know how to configure TCP/IP settings.

      Boy, was my machine mad at me.

      --
      Karnal
    4. Re:Bonding with Space Probes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No period unless you are a windows user. BSOD and it comes more and once a month.

    5. Re:Bonding with Space Probes by Maax · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just imagine a Beowulf clu... eeeuww, never mind.

    6. Re:Bonding with Space Probes by hutkey · · Score: 1

      and don't forget the computer never has to wear any clothes!

    7. Re:Bonding with Space Probes by hutkey · · Score: 1

      also... you can turn on the computer whenever you want!!!

  24. Microsoft Bob and Clippy by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

    It's not that we don't like the concept of anthropormophizing computers. It's just that we would rather see a naked supermodel with Einstein's brain and an instinctual sense of when not to talk.

    But instead, they give us characters that remind us of Scrappy Doo.

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  25. Excessively melifluous verbiage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the article:
    For Spirit at Gusev Crater, it balked down early in its mission due to computer conniptions.

    The writer was so using a thesaurus! :-)

  26. Cute little guy by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    How can you NOT bond with a Mars rover. They were so cute when they were babies.

    1. Re:Cute little guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here is the original article if anyone is interested. It was for an asteroid mission that was cancelled. Some plans were to make it "hop" on the asteroid by moving its legs together in a scissors-like fashion. The gravity is so slight on most asteroids that the slowest movement can send a probe hundreds of feet. A rover must travel slow or risk bouncing way high.

  27. Older can be better by Aielman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have actually grown to 'bond' more with my computer the longer it continues to work. I've had this old beige G3 desktop for 6 years this month, and many times have tried to replace it with a newer model. The newer ones have all failed eventually, of course I didn't buy them brand new, but the old G3 keeps on chugging. All I've had to do is replace the ROM chip and a hard drive. Regardless of it's speed or lack thereof, it still manages to play Diablo II, and Civilization CTP without a hitch. So what I'm trying to say is, even as they get older and faster stuff becomes available, it's almost like they're remaining faithful.

    1. Re:Older can be better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you doing to your computers! My Apple ][ works has worked without a hitch from its inception. I also have an old pentium classic 75mhz that is all stock -- including the hard drive and it is running 24-7 as my firewall/gateway router. I am sitting at a triple headed Pentium MMX 200mhz as we speak. I love all of my babies. The newest machine that I own is a PII 400 that I use as a database server.

      I have added ram to some of them over time and a hard drive to one of them but otherwise they keep chugging along. There are eleven total around here and most of them came from hard working backgrounds.

      What are you doing to your poor computers to to make them die before four years!

      YOU COMPUTER KILLER!!!

  28. Hubble by faxafloi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is something I've noticed with Hubble, except that we who deal with the technical side of it don't wax nearly as emotional about it as the astronomers who work with the data.

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    Exit, pursued by a bear.
    1. Re:Hubble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because to you it's a maintenance hassle, while to the astronomers, it's a never ending (hopefully) source of delight and wonder.

  29. Agree 100% by Yobgod+Ababua · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I was about to say roughly the same thing... it wasn't the anthropomorphization that put people off, but what the little bastards would say and do.

    However, it is important to note (and is consistant with the articles) that because they -were- anthroporphized, they provided a clearer target for our frustration than a simple pop-up window does.

    What might have saved clippy is if they added a feature where the user could, Black&White style, pimp slap him upside the head whenever he did something aggravating and proceeded to grin at you about it. At least then we'd feel some emotional resolution to the frustrations these programs often cause rather than just having to stare at another box asking you to accept something you don't like or want by clicking 'ok'.

    1. Re:Agree 100% by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      That would be great!!! An anthropomorphically associated emotional frustration placebo. That's a lot of big words. I think this would help many users frustration levels. especially if there was an option to switch you mouse cursor to different tools to beat clippy with.

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    2. Re:Agree 100% by ElderKorean · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would be great!!! An anthropomorphically associated emotional frustration placebo. That's a lot of big words. I think this would help many users frustration levels. especially if there was an option to switch you mouse cursor to different tools to beat clippy with.

      That sounds like an interesting project to get involved with. Would allow me to get frustrated, and give me a target for those same frustrations at the same time.

      Just imagine...

      "It sounds like you are getting frustrated. What can I do to change your attitude?
      1. Shut down your computer without saving your work.
      2. Shut down somone else's computer without saving their work.
      3. Download p0rn in the background for your later viewing pleasure.
      4. Send useless e-mail messages to your cell-mates.
      5. Plan world domination.
      6. Start playing Unreal Tournament in the background with the volume turned up.
      6. Die in a strangely satisfying way - with audio."

    3. Re:Agree 100% by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

      What might have saved clippy is if they added a feature where the user could, Black&White style, pimp slap him upside the head whenever he did something aggravating and proceeded to grin at you about it.

      That would be a lot more fun than clicking the "[.] Do not ask this again" option.

    4. Re:Agree 100% by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      I still have a little program from my early tech support days... it takes a screen shot of the screen, gives you a crosshairs cursor and lets you shoot bullet holes in your app... making a satisfying gun-firing sound.

      I first got it with Windows95 and it's been on every install of Windows I have had since.

  30. Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by Buran · · Score: 5, Informative

    There are many things that are anthropomorphized like this in addition to cars. Ships have been given names for hundreds of years, and in fact it was only relatively recently that a well-respected maritime publication (I think it was Lloyd's of London's insurance books) that ceased to call ships "she", opting instead for the more mundane "it". This move attracted a lot of negative reaction (including from myself) since it flies in the face of longstanding tradition.

    Only in a few places have ships been called 'he'; those include the Soviet Union, and the German navy had one exception to the 'she rule', the cruiser Bismarck - due to its size and strength - and in many Star Trek novels, Klingon ships are referred to with male pronouns in part because the Klingons originally were meant to be a stand-in for the Soviet Union and in part because the writers believed that a warrior society wouldn't "demean" its ships by giving them feminine names.
    Sailors, long a superstitious lot, will say that it's bad luck to change a ship's name, or to launch a ship with no name (German U-boats only had numbers, as did the White Star fleet of Babylon 5; I would bet that German crews unofficially named their ships, as did one White Star captain in the television series ... probably to ward off bad luck and just because ships really do seem to have a personality.)

    In the Volkswagen enthusiast community, of which I am a part, it is quite common to see people name their cars. While many people follow the common convention and refer to their vehicle as 'she', there are a few cases where the Soviet practice is followed and a masculine name given. I have known people outside the VW community who name their cars, and some non-enthusiasts who do, but in general the naming seems to crop up more often among people who are passionate about the thing they name. Car enthusiasts tend to spend a lot more time with their vehicles, cleaning, repairing, and modifying them with their own hands instead of letting a faceless shop tech do it, so they bond more with the car and the car's personality - they're there, just ask any sailor - will have an influence on the owner.

    We also anthropomorphize animals - we name our pets, don't we? And we talk to them as if they could understand (though I would swear that they can, sometimes) and treat them as part of our families. Mergings of humans and animals have been found in folklore for thousands of years (the ancient Egyptian pantheon perhaps being one of the most well-known examples) as have animals that could talk to people or be talked to by people. This is generally accepted and no one thinks much of it.

    However, for some reason, more modern interpretations of this practice ("furries" for instance) are generally frowned upon; why I am not certain because past history seems to hint that it's not so unusual to imagine humans with animal qualities, or animals with human qualities. I would be interested in hearing speculation on why this is from some other readers.

    So I don't really think it's all that odd that the MER spacecraft have been humanized. They even, to a point, seem to look a bit like us with a 'pair of eyes' and an arm holding out sensors, just like a human can extend its hand to touch something to examine it. After all, history shows that it's ...

    Only human.

    1. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      My first VW (A 1981 diesel Rabbit, slow as Christmas but reliable to a fault) is the only car I've ever felt a compulsion to "name".

      It was called "Chunky" and later "Chunkster".

      The Rabbit was, in my humble opinion about the coolest lame car in the world. I loved that thing.

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    2. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In the Volkswagen enthusiast community, of which I am a part, it is quite common to see people name their cars.
      Doublely so for Type II's. You bus will get cranky if you don't address them it by name.
    3. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1
      Furries are frowned upon because of the kind of people that tend to be attracted to it, not because of the fact that they imagine that they do or should have animal qualities. From www.zoofur.com:
      I enjoy Disco, Country and Western music,along with Classical. I collect furry art, both from the web and via mail. I have written a few furry stories, they are on the stories page. I love the Bear deeply and would love to have on as a companion. This may never happen, but who knows what the future holds.
      Yeah. Who knows.

      Obviously not all furries are this kind of idiot, but they are just about all some kind of idiot. The fact that they have a thing for animals is usually orthogonal to whatever reason I think they're an idiot.
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    4. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by Buran · · Score: 1

      Random trivia tidbit: if it had square headlights, it was from the VW plant in Westmoreland, PA.

    5. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by lone_marauder · · Score: 1

      Great comment, but Bismark was by no means a cruiser. He was a battleship.

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    6. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by Buran · · Score: 1

      I don't really think all of them are like that. In any group there will be morons. In any group there will be smart ones. In the middle ... many average people. It's possible to name just about any group and point to some idiots in it ... yet we don't frown on, say, people who go out and take pictures of trains... even though there are idiots among them, too.

    7. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Well, every furry that's been vocal enough for me to run into has annoyed me in some other way. I really don't think it's the furriness that bugs me.

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    8. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by wossName · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Bismarck is a she in german. ("Die Bismarck")

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    9. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Ah, let me revise that. People who think they *are* animals bug me due to their furriness. Same with people who think they *are* dragons, or some Ranma character, though...

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    10. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by Buran · · Score: 1

      You sunk my ... ohnevermind. ;)

      We'll find that German battleship
      That's makin' such a fuss
      We've got to sink the Bismarck
      'Cause the world depends on us

      So hit the decks a-runnin' boys,
      Turn those guns around,
      We'll find the mighty Bismarck,
      And then we'll cut her down

    11. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      Cool, I did not know that. Mine did and so I guess it was.

      Loved that Rabbit but I abused it without mercy. I was an idiot when I was kid and knew nothing of maintaining my car. On top of that I had a microscopic budget to live on so even if I had been inclined to take care of it I wouldn't have been able to do it.

      Still it ran and ran. Less than a quart of oil in it? It ran. No water in the radiator? It ran. Hole the size of a basketball in the passenger side floorboard? No problem. Missing windows (but no, not running Linux)? No problem. One friday my apartment complex hauled it off because it's registration was expired (by something like 2 years) and I didn't realize it until the following Monday so the storage fees greatly exceeded the cars value.

      Chunky was gone but not forgotten.

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    12. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by Buran · · Score: 1

      I think it must be mixed - I've seen a documentary that says by order of someone high up in the chain of command, "she" became "he".

      Then again, how many times do managers really get listened to?

    13. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by Buran · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine almost got a great Rabbit for his first car. (I think it even was PA-built...)

      It was an '81 model that had a GTI engine and tranny (5-speed manual) in it. The previous owners had apparently towed it behind their RV while in gear, so they ruined the drivetrain.

      In the end it fell through, and we never learned what happened to that poor car. It was in perfect shape, including its light blue paint. If I knew what happened to the woman who had it, I'd have gone to rescue it and presented it to my friend. Sigh.

      Ahh, old VW stories.

    14. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by RaymondRuptime · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Bismarck was named for Otto Von Bismarck, was it not? As a name and not a noun, I believe it would take the gender after the person, who was male. It all gets confusing, since this is not a problem we have in English: we just use "the" for every word, no gender--although we can confuse the issue further by noting that we still call ships "she" in English, even when they are named after men.

      BTW, while boats may typically be referred to as female, the word for boat in German--das Boot--is neutral. Also, my German mother tells me that a bismarck was also a kind of fish (which makes it all the more appropriate for a boat's name!).

    15. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your choice of excerpt from the Zoofur site is a classic example of what journalists call "burying the lead." If you're trying to point out that some furries may be way off the fairway, this excerpt from beyond the "Goodbye my Love" link might be more compelling: :)

      I have 4 dogs now, 2 female wolf hybrids, my mate and a younger pup. Yes, he is my mate and we are intimatly close. We bacme intimat about a year or so ago. It is hard to explain to a non Zoo what happens when two beings are attracted to one another and how we communicate to each other.

    16. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      But, again, the thing that makes me hate the jackass isn't that some dog buggers him. It's the dippy spiritual bullshit that always accompanies it.

      You know. Things like "Yes, I was born in a human body, but my soul is that of The Wolf."

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    17. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by rblum · · Score: 1

      OK, just to settle the issue - I'm german, and the damn ship was "Die Bismarck". Not "Der". Not "Das". It's a she. Really.

      It was named after OvB, yes - but it's still a she. We Germans are weird that way.

    18. Re:Cars, planes, pets, ships, too! by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Funny
      Die Bismarck

      No, no... that was in English, when they finally nailed the bloody thing after it had sunk half the Royal Navy.

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  31. At least Bob was honest: by jpetts · · Score: 3, Funny

    On this screenshot you can clearly see what Microsoft's attitude to our money is...

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  32. we tend to get close to machines by edmundpevensie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of sh-t out the window.

    Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.

    Samir: Piece of sh-t.

    1. Re:we tend to get close to machines by whiteranger99x · · Score: 1

      Michael Bolton: PC Load letter? What the fuck does that mean?!

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  33. Bob and Clippy by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 1

    The reason Bob and Clippy are so hated is because they are patronizing, whiny, know-it-alls. Who the hell wants one of those as a friend or on a computer?

    John.

  34. So male or female? by homer_ca · · Score: 1

    This must be the theme today. First What Sex is your Robot? and now this? So what are the Mars Rovers? male or female?

    1. Re:So male or female? by LMCBoy · · Score: 1

      They are female, of course! So is Sojourner.

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    2. Re:So male or female? by CylanR77 · · Score: 1

      Take a look at their livejournals, and you'll find that they're all girls.

      Opportunity
      Spirit
      Pathfinder

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  35. Difference in cultures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the West, self-conscious machines are usually portrayed as menace of the society a lot more than helpers. In Japan, the opposite happens. Maybe that explains why the scientific progress in US are degrading?

  36. google cache of cliches by rask22 · · Score: 1
  37. No bonding with PC? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    I have no emotional bond to my PCs. When they die, I chuck 'em out.

    Unlike my Palm III. The little thing is just great, does the job it's meant to do, and never lets me down. It's simple, uncluttered, and I think, a wonderful design.

    I still miss my first Nokia cellphone. It was real simple, did everything I wanted, never let me down. My current phone has all sorts of gizmos, and I hate it.

  38. i like this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is the best story ever! a BIG horaaay to the man/woman behind it! yeah!

  39. They should think more about the names by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they'd named them Bush and Cheney rather than Spirit and Opportunity then the staff at NASA would clearly suffer far less when the probes eventually break down. Personally, I still haven't recovered from how I felt when Huey was incapacitated.

    --
    Doesn't it make you feel good to know that our freedoms are protected by politicans, lawyers and journalists.
    1. Re:They should think more about the names by RaymondRuptime · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but at least Opportunity won't be spirited off to an undisclosed location.

  40. They didn't mention... by Sch0pehauer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...that the scientists in JPL are already in an unhealthy state due to the difference between Earth's and Mars' day (as mentioned here).

    This particular disequilibrium of sleep will accentuate the reactions to the loss.

    Isn't it similar with ./ers?

    1. Re:They didn't mention... by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 1

      ...the scientists in JPL are already in an unhealthy state due to the difference between Earth's and Mars' day...

      This particular disequilibrium of sleep will accentuate the reactions to the loss.


      Actually to the best of my knowledge (I work at JPL, though not on MER) everyone is back to working on Earth time for the rest of the mission. It just means they have to plan ahead more.

  41. Re:IT'S SOLLY CHOLLY DAY ON SLASHDOT! SOLLY CHOLLY by SollyCholly · · Score: 0

    I'm offended by this. Please stop. k? thx

  42. MOD Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obscure Futurama reference!

  43. relationships with objects by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    there is no universal method of detecting emotions in humans. This impressed Smith, who had independently noticed that years of research in psychology had failed to uncover the Rosetta stone of human emotions.

    Violence is the only language that Clippy understands.

    I don't want a computer that reacts to my emotions because such a system is likely to be poorly used and to make my user experience less predictable and less useful. I want a system that works the same way every time, or else changes in some particularly predictable way (virus updates).

    On a side note, I think Americans are becoming more 'promiscuous' with objects (I'm an American) since they're easily aquired and mass produced. It seems to me that people living a long time ago were more likely to assign emotional value to objects and hand things down in their families.

    I have some plates that I got from my grandmother. They're handmade. I'm going to give them to my grandkids if I don't break the things first. We have a table from my grandfather that was made in the Black Forest. It's still in good condition. But I doubt I'm going to start many such traditions because most of the things I own are not unique, not made to last, and not particuarly valuable. The table my parents gave me when they moved is broken now, and I'll be selling my couches when I move or else trashing them. etc.

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    It's the end of my comment as I know it and I feel fine.
    1. Re:relationships with objects by Galvatron · · Score: 1
      It seems to me that people living a long time ago were more likely to assign emotional value to objects and hand things down in their families.

      Part of this is just that things are getting cheaper, and because we move around more. People didn't have the option before of buying cheap particle board furniture. People didn't used to move from one city to another half a dozen times in their lives. Handmade items are becoming too expensive (in terms of opportunity cost of labor) for people to make them anymore. All of this makes buying expensive furniture, and passing it on to one's children, less useful or practical.

      --
      "The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than that of whether a submarine can swim" -EWD
    2. Re:relationships with objects by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      That's certainly a big part of the cause, but it represents a huge change regarding how people relate to their environment. As life becomes more fluid, objects lose value. You can't pay for somthing with silver silverware like you used to be able to. Money becomes more important, which means the printers of money have more power. I understand ( and mentioned ) that there were clear reasons for this change, but the effect is still noteworthy because it marks a larger change in how people relate to the world around them and even to other people (like their dead relatives.)

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  44. I am a machine! by giraphe · · Score: 0, Troll

    You insensitive clod!

  45. Re:At least Bob was honest: by DonServo · · Score: 1

    Who is Bill Basket, and why am I using his pen?

  46. My dear departed Furby.... by Dareth · · Score: 4, Funny

    My wife and I got a little Furby... its name was Boo Tai... We loved that little Furby!!! But my father-in law got a little rough with it and broke one his ears. I carefully woke my Boo Tai and proceeded to remove its batteries and it replied, "I'm Scared!". Almost broke my heart. I returned little Boo Tai to the store where they wrapped it up with the receipt with tape and put it in a buggy full of other broken merchandise. We got a new one, but we keep it permanently asleep in the closet. We don't dare get close to this one. Can never have another Boo Tai like the first one.

    --

    I only look human.
    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
    1. Re:My dear departed Furby.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it sounds like your father in law or step-dad used to stick something in your boo-tai. On this site of inflated gas barons and shemales, that story may still have been the gayest thing I've ever read here. Congrats!

    2. Re:My dear departed Furby.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never been married. Once that ring is on her finger, you can guarantee she will never suck again.

    3. Re:My dear departed Furby.... by sffubs · · Score: 1

      Gotta love Furbies. After I dissected mine, drilled its eyes out and put red leds in them, it responded "Me love you!".

      It now spends its time as an extra brakelight for my car.

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    4. Re:My dear departed Furby.... by Dareth · · Score: 1

      Gotta love Furbies. After I dissected mine, drilled its eyes out and put red leds in them, it responded "Me love you!".

      Could have been worse.
      It might have replied, "You will be Assimilated. Resistance is futile!!!"

      --

      I only look human.
      My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  47. GOTTLOS by Metryq · · Score: 1

    In Colin Kapp's short story "Gottlos" the VR operator of a robot tank identifies too closely with his warmech when it is dismembered by an enemy machine. He recovers from his shock to learn that his opponent, Gottlos, has suffered an even worse fate, for Gottlos is not a remotely controlled VR tank...

  48. Well . . . by StefanJ · · Score: 1

    If they were named "Bush" and "Cheney," they would have found an excuse to stay on Earth.

    1. Re:Well . . . by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      And they would have insisted that the missions of the other space probes -- the ones that actually did go places and discover things -- weren't as important as B&C sitting around at NASA, all shiny and clean and safe, pretending to be heroic explorers.

      --
      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
  49. Yes, yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    We know. Humor-ectomies are all the rage.

    I tell you what. We'll stop making gender associated jokes when something resembeling the truth appears in any woman's magazine. It's a great industry, FOR ME TO POOP ON!

  50. The Mars rovers operated for months. by plastic.person · · Score: 1

    What's even worse is when they spend several years working on a satellite, and the damn thing explodes on launch. :(

  51. Oh please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is too lame.
    If only Freud was alive.

    Albatross!

  52. If Bob was in fact Cindy, and wore sexy clothing by vxvxvxvx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think I'd find it a lot easier to become attached to my computer. Let's face it, Bob & Clippy appear more masculine than feminine.

    Let's give a computer a personality, and give that personality an animated image. An athletic hot chick, wearing skimpy clothing (although being highly intelligent) with a nice (not overly cheesy "sexy" though) voice. I think it would work, people would become attached. (Of course, that's the opposite of what every company with the power to do this really wants, force people to upgrade, don't get them attached to their current PC!)

  53. Obligatory Star Trek Quote... by Samuel+Nitzberg · · Score: 3, Funny

    As long as they don't get back a response from the Rover.....

    "I am Nomad"

  54. Understandable by solarlux · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When you consider the emotional ride these engineers and scientists have been on, a period of adjustment to post-mission life is certainly understandable. From living on a Martian schedule, to the torture of anticipation endured during touch-down, to the milestone discoveries, all of this must be amazing to experience first-hand. Think of all the data analyzed, the nights lying in bed pondering improvements to the software code -- projects such as these become easily become one's life. I just hope the JPL have more interesting projects to look forward to in the future (i.e., propulsion drives, space telescope flotillas, Europa ice-drillers...).

    In terms of human discovery, it's a great time to be alive!

  55. How very lifelike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Put the doll down and it may fuss for a while. Continue to ignore it and instead of working itself up into real screams, it quiets down and drifts off into a blissful sleep."

    How very like real human children. This is how all babies behave, right? This is really going to prepare the next generation with realistic expectations of what it's like to be a parent.

  56. Uncanny Valley by Dun+Malg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No mention of anthropomorphizing machinery is complete without a reference to Masahiro Mori's Uncanny Valley: n. Feelings of unease, fear, or revulsion created by a robot or robotic device that appears to be, but is not quite, human-like.

    --
    If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    1. Re:Uncanny Valley by ymgve · · Score: 1

      Care to explain how a dumb, bug-like, six-wheeled rover has any resemblence to something that appears to be, but is not quite, human-like?

    2. Re:Uncanny Valley by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Care to explain how a dumb, bug-like, six-wheeled rover has any resemblence to something that appears to be, but is not quite, human-like?

      Read the whole blurb. There's more than just the rover story. There's the link to the story about anthropomorphic product design, and the link to the one about life-like children's toys. The Uncanny Valley theory is entirely relevant to those.

      --
      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
  57. Hard to predict silence? PURE SILENCE! WATCH OUT! by potus98 · · Score: 1

    "Wallace said it's hard to predict how the rovers will eventually be silenced."

    Pure Silence: "A gentle, loving, inner peace and silence is here and now in this moment. It has always been this way. It is always here. It is right here within you and all around you, a stillness, an apparent void, a seeming nothingness out of which everything arises, exists, and eventually returns. "

    OMG! The rovers are going to get sucked into a black hole! WATCH OUT!!

    --
    This one gang kept wanting me to join cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
  58. Nice, guys by bonch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    we tend to vehemently react against it--witness Microsoft's attempts with the much-loathed Bob and Clippy.

    We managed to slip in an anti-"M$" jab even in an article about emotional bonding with fucking space probes.

    Bob was over 10 years ago, and Clippy hasn't even been in a default install since the beginning of the decade. A simple click of "Hide" got rid of him way back when. Can we please get over Clippy already? The damn neverending light bulb in OpenOffice is much, much worse...

    1. Re:Nice, guys by sholden · · Score: 1

      How is that 'an anti-"MS" jab'.

      It's the two most well known examples of what was being talked about.

    2. Re:Nice, guys by MikeHunt69 · · Score: 1
      The damn neverending light bulb in OpenOffice is much, much worse...


      How true! I have just switched to oo.o and I almost fell off my chair when I first saw the lightbulb. I've never seen a post on here that says anything against it - although I've lost count of the number of kill clippy posts.

    3. Re:Nice, guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bonch, the resident Microsoft apologist strikes yet again!

      Bonch managed to slip in a Microsoft apology even in a discussion on an article about emotional bonding with fucking space probes.

    4. Re:Nice, guys by Hawke666 · · Score: 1

      But the lightbulb is much less obtrusive, and does not try to replace help.

      It just sits there in the corner, like OO.o is saying "I have an idea, and if you want to know what it is, you can click on me." rather than "HEY PAY ATTENTION TO ME YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG YOU SHOULD BE DOING IT THIS WAY"

      And the actual useful help is still there when you press F1. The lightbulb does not pop up instead, offering to answer your questions with completely unrelated answers.

      Anthropomorphization for me.

  59. News? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    Slow news day eh?

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    Buy Steampunk Clothing Online!
  60. the heart of an engineer by merse · · Score: 2, Funny


    I once found my husband - a software engineer - pondering the Mars Rovers after a scotch. He apologized for getting emotional, but I empathized.

    "They are out there, so far away from Earth, far from the people who care about them. Alone. And they will probably never come back."

    Tell me that doesn't make you a little misty-eyed!

    To cheer him up, I added, "But this is what they were built for! Those little Rovers are having the time of their lives, riding over boulders and exploring craters..."

    An engineer is a boy at heart.

    1. Re:the heart of an engineer by orac2 · · Score: 1

      You want to get misty eyed? Think of the Pioneer and Voyager probes, straining to be heard over the static of millions of miles of space, eeking out their existences on a tiny fraction of the power they knew when they were young and on a one way ticket to nowhere...

      --
      "Just once, I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets." -- The Brigadier, Dr. Who
    2. Re:the heart of an engineer by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

      ... only to come back one day and merge with the Creator!

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      N4st0r, trixx0r h0bb1tz0rz! Th3y st0l3 0ur pr3c10uzz!
  61. After all by bonch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    After all, people don't assign programmers to different tasks--all organizations are one-track minds. When a kernel changelog releases spelling changes in the source code, they could have spent that time improving file I/O! Oh, that's right, people actually work on different things at the same time.

    1. Re:After all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except clippy programing time *is* programing time that could have been spent on something else (perhaps even bug squashing). Spelling changes are not programming time. Another lame analogy from a lamer, welcome to /.

    2. Re:After all by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's really not a matter of time, but of money. In the free (as in both beer and speech simultaneously - an excellent pasttime in itself) software world people work on whatever they want the most and feel like doing, whereas in the commercial software world, with few exceptions it's the money that drives the development. Sometimes developers are allowed to have pet projects but it's hard to imagine clippy being anyone's pet - if it were mine, I'd have taken it out back and shot it.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:After all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clippy is actually Melinda Gates' (i.e. Bill Gates' wife's) pet. She met Bill when she was working on Microsoft Bob. Clippy is a descendant of Bob, and sucks only a tiny bit less. That is to say, it sucks like a galactic-mass black hole rather than...a slightly more massive galactic-mass black hole.

  62. why I loathed Bob and Clippy by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, when software manufacturers try to give our computers some 'personality', we tend to vehemently react against it--witness Microsoft's attempts with the much-loathed Bob and Clippy.

    It wasn't just personality. It was the kind of personality that left you wondering what it had been smoking. After a while, you realized just how disconnected from reality it was, and how pointless rationality was in its realm.

  63. The Talking Moose by Anixamander · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I remember that folks started anthropomorphizing macs as soon as they came out, perhaps in response to the happy mac icon at every startup (or the sad mac if you had problems that day).

    The add on Talking Moose was what did it for me though...hard to describe this particular piece of software, but it put an animated moose in the corner of your screen... he would come on and say things (using Macintalk) in response to user actions with menu items and also randomly during idle times. It definitely gave me a connection to System 6, because he never really worked right with system 7. Unlike Clippy or Bob, the moose never really tried to be helpful, other than occasionally reminding you to save your document. But with his Canadian accent and hundreds of phrases, I still miss him to this day.

    --
    Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball(TM)
    1. Re:The Talking Moose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Article on the Talking Moose at Wired.

      And (you can gasp in anticipation here if you like) there is an update for Mac OS X, called "Uli's Talking Moose" by Uli Kusterer. Unfortunately, the web site mentioned in the article does not seem to be fully functional, and redirects to a domain that does not resolve. I'm not sure what environment the Moose is currently inhabiting, but it's probably lurking somewhere.

    2. Re:The Talking Moose by norkakn · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://macintosh.telcel.net.ve/preview/262242.html

      *bow, bow* *snuggles the google bunny*

  64. What are you doing Dave? by BoxOfCuriosity · · Score: 1

    Don't you love me Dave?

    Don't turn me off.....

    1. Re:What are you doing Dave? by DaveKAO · · Score: 0

      You insensitive clod... my name is Dave.

  65. Does this mean.. by patrick.whitlock · · Score: 1

    I'll start getting space pr0n???

  66. Re:IT'S SOLLY CHOLLY DAY ON SLASHDOT! SOLLY CHOLLY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I too am also offended by this. Please stop. Pleassssssse. I can't take it anymore stop it with this shit! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  67. That was the stupidest joke EVER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Please mod parent +5.

  68. Is it just me... by farzadb82 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Or does anyone else think that that My Real Baby doll by Hasbro looks kinda scarey ?

  69. Spirit and Opportunity have Live Journals. by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:Spirit and Opportunity have Live Journals. by geekbox5 · · Score: 1

      Pathfinder/Sojourner has one too

  70. Anthropomorphizing the rovers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Mars rovers do, in fact, have their own weblogs: Spirit, and Opportunity. Complete with personalities, sibling rivalry, and pinups.

  71. I donno.. by BigGerman · · Score: 1

    bonding with some probe might not be such a good idea ;-)

  72. my favorite live journal by Nspace13 · · Score: 1

    my favorite live journal is ripley the cat

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    steal this sig
  73. Women and their vibrators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Men have their space probes, women have their vibrators. Bonding goes on everywhere.

  74. other probing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better than "Emotional Bonding with Anal Probes", I suppose.

  75. Supposed to be funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Have you taken a good look at the images of the rover. Zoom in really close under the Solar panels. it looks like dark-meat chicken.

  76. So what's new? by Ra5pu7in · · Score: 1

    A jock who lovingly polishes the fins of his 60's Chevy and talks to it.

    A gamer who still has the Atari 2600 and speaks about it as a person.

    For some people, the more attention, care, and money put into something, the greater the emotional investment - such that a failure or death "hurts".

    --
    I was taking one day at a time, but then several days got together and ambushed me. (from a Rhymes with Orange comic)
  77. Control room emotions are surprisingly high... by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I worked on the SOHO spacecraft project for four years. During one of those years we experienced an, er, ``loss of mission event'' when SOHO gyrated out of control and turned its solar panels sideways to the Sun. The story of the recovery is long and fascinating, but there was a two week period when everyone thought it was completely gone.

    When the news came down that SOHO was probably gone for good, otherwise very controlled, steady, Dave Bowman types were seen leaning against the wall weeping, or bawling in front of the console. It was as if we were all in mourning for a suddenly lost friend -- except that, another time, a member of the spacecraft team did pass away (for reasons of his own) and the collective gestalt emotion was not as strong about him as about the spacecraft itself. That's not a statement about the callousness of the individuals involved -- but rather about the strength of the emotional upset that came from the loss of the mission.

    Perhaps that's because the mission becomes such a strong focus of the team's lives that it really does encroach on an emotional place normally reserved for our closest friends and family. We're conditioned, and society is structured, to deal with human tragedy; but losing our ``friend'' leaves us with an equally large void and no societal preparation for it.

    1. Re:Control room emotions are surprisingly high... by justins98 · · Score: 1

      If you are interested (as I was) in hearing more about the SOHO recovery, here is a link with some good info:

      http://sohowww.nascom.nasa.gov/operations/Recovery

  78. Re:If Bob was in fact Cindy, and wore sexy clothin by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 1

    Typical Linux enthusiast response. "It's unusable? Skin it!"

    No offense. :-)

  79. Quite! by gonzocanuck2 · · Score: 1

    Heh...I actually have a library tech certificate...ahem...anyway, when I got my first computer back in 1996, I bought an NEC 9620 Ready. Decent little system for the day, and I still have it (use it for DOS gaming). It came with this annoying NEC Merlin thing installed that showed you how to use the computer. Among the characters was a goofy Merlin wizard and a nerdy library with black rimmed glasses. I wish I could remember the others...it was good for a laugh, but it was sad to see them making library workers look like doleful nerds, complete with the "Shhh!"

  80. Its about the product, not the job or company by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I should have been more clear. What I meant was, that I would feel sad to see the product die. Not the loss of my job. I put a lot of emotional effort into it, much of it long before the company took it over. The product is very good, our customers love it and most likely it will not be the product that sinks the company. The main problem now is not enough money for marketing and bad business decisions.

    To remember writing the first lines of code in my shitty apartment, to seeing it grow and mature into a full fledged product, to seeing many people buy it and love it, then to see it disappear would be sad for me. I have no fear of not finding another job. In fact, I would surely make more money in another job.

  81. Only obnoxious personalities are bad by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, when software manufacturers try to give our computers some 'personality', we tend to vehemently react against it--witness Microsoft's attempts with the much-loathed Bob and Clippy.

    Maybe if the personalities had been modeled after likeable people instead of yippy little poodles, we would have liked the idea better.

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  82. No... by bonch · · Score: 1, Interesting

    People didn't react badly to the anthropomorphizing, they reacted badly to the patronizing tone.

    No, Slashdot geeks reacted badly to the patronizing tone--just as they do to anything a company does to make things easier and friendly for non-techies, because geeks need to feel superior about everything.

    Everyone else was fine with Clippy. You make it sound like there was a mass revolt, but there wasn't. It only existed on Slashdot.

    I do tech support for my company, and the realtors just love the "cute little dog" that "digs at the ground" when I do a search for some document that they can't find. They don't find it intrusive or patronizing in any way at all, because they don't approach it with that mindset. It's just some fun little thing the computer does while they search. Slashdot nerds have this tone of, "How dare they assume I'm an idiot!" when all you have to do is tell the goddamned thing to go away, and it will never return. It's like the girth of your penis is tied to how knowledgable you can prove that you are to the computer.

    Basically, it's the ego of the Comic Book Guy, but applied to computers. "How dare you..."

    1. Re:No... by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well. Slashdot wasn't here when Clippy was invented. Clippy is *old*.

      I didn't intend to make the point that Clippy is bad or widely hated. I took it on assumption from the story, and was only trying to point out why the haters hate it. I know plenty of people that like Clippy too.

      A more on-point contradiction might be that those folks who like Clippy probably wouldn't like something less playfull, like Stephenson's Librarian.

      --

      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    2. Re:No... by bonch · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.

    3. Re:No... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A more on-point contradiction might be that those folks who like Clippy probably wouldn't like something less playfull, like Stephenson's Librarian.

      I'm not sure I agree with that point. The librarian is both helpful and respectful without being toadying. Clippy is kind of a dick, and everything about him is annoying. If you turn it all off, you might as well not have a character down there, and just pop up little word balloons for me to read, or throw some text in a sidebar window.

      Personally, I don't care if something is cool or cute as long as it's useful. It doesn't matter to me if I get Pratchett's Librarian, Stephenson's Librarian, Sumomo from Chobits or something that acts like HAL 9000, except for the homicidal behavior of course. What I want is functionality. Some people find use in Clippy's functionality, whatever that's supposed to be, or they just like to watch him bend himself into different shapes (old paper clips never die, they just work harden) or whatever. We could certainly engineer more entertaining eye candy and I'm fairly certain that we should be able to come up with something considerably more useful than clippy.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  83. Obligatory Simpson's Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Homer: "When I start something, I always see it through to the end."

    ...Clears boxes from back of garage to reveal a pathetic looking robot with a tennis racket for one arm and cutoff broomstick & bristles for the other

    Robot: (looking up) "Father, give me legs."

    Homer: "No!" (throws unfinished robot into street)

    ...Robot crawls away with ineficient sweeps of arms, wires dragging along behind.

  84. my stereo freaked me out once.. by Mr2cents · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have had a similar experience with my stereo. It once refused to give back a CD I put into it. I gave it a firm hit on the side, and on the LCD came the text "HELP!". I got my CD back, but I never hit that stereo again. When a thing like that happens you really make a reality check and wonder if you are hallucinating.

    --
    "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
    1. Re:my stereo freaked me out once.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you were hallucinating

    2. Re:my stereo freaked me out once.. by mt+v2.7 · · Score: 1

      Same thing happened to me once with a Beatles CD.. kept working though, I think it was just scared of our new DVD player..

  85. Re:At least Bob was honest: by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    That little book with the tassel coming out of his head is something right out of a second-string PBS special.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  86. Violence towards Office Assistants by don.g · · Score: 1

    Violence is the only language Clippy understands

    So true... if you start asking Clippy questions about metal fatigue, it brings up help topics on how to turn it off...

    --
    Pretend that something especially witty is here. Thanks.
  87. Furries! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I *hate* furries!

  88. Wrong one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think Stephenson, not Pratchett.

  89. Rovers have a blog! by JuliusSu · · Score: 1

    Their own livejournal.

  90. OT Re:Agree 100% by |<amikaze · · Score: 1

    Didn't Sega relase that?

  91. Slow news day. by index72 · · Score: 1

    zzzz

  92. Spirit and Opportunity on LiveJournal by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

    For those who haven't seen it already, Spirit and Opportunity have LiveJournals. Spirit is a moody goth girl, while Opportunity is a perky teeny-bopper. I know I'll certainly miss them (or at least Spirit) when they're gone.

    In other news, Spirit is really cute.

    1. Re:Spirit and Opportunity on LiveJournal by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      I figured I should probably also post a link to where you can order prints of the Spirit drawing. This makes me feel a little less bad about potentially slashdotting the artist's server.

  93. Inanimate Relationships? by PintoPiman · · Score: 1

    Wow... In one day, we have computerized sneakers, gendered robots, and now this. Let's put it all together. Imagine, if in a few years I could get a pair of Adidas, one male, and one female. I could name them, take them for walks, and watch them build a relationship. Forget 100 hours of battery life. We'll have to take them in for marriage counseling. Forget roving mars. I want my footwear to be able to pass a turing test. Perhaps the shoes could even spend some quality time in my closet and produce me a few pairs of sandles.
    ~p

  94. It's when we invest a piece of ourselves. by snStarter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course the researchers and designers of space probes bond with them: they have put huge parts of their lives into making those complex system function and have sent them vast distances. They have to care because the machine represents a vast amount of intellect.

    I was in the submarine service, reported to a boat in new construction, road her down the ways, watched her go from a nearly empty tube (forward of the reactor compartment) to a fully functioning warship. I was on watch during initial criticality, during her first dive, her first surface. I KNEW her, as only the crew of a new vessel can know. I knew the people who built her, who tested her, and (of course) who operated her.

    She will be decommissioned this summer. I'll go. It will be a sad time, to watch the life of a vessel end. She's the last of her kind.

    I'm sure the designers and mission planners and researchers will feel much the same when Spirit and Opportunity go silent. They SHOULD - they earned the caring.

    I have never felt that way about any computer I have ever owned. And definately NOT about a piece of software.

    1. Re:It's when we invest a piece of ourselves. by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      She will be decommissioned this summer. I'll go. It will be a sad time, to watch the life of a vessel end. She's the last of her kind.
      Last of her kind? Which one?

      I live near PSNS and a damm fool asked me if I'd like to see mine (655) being cut up. I asked him if he'd like to go to his grandmothers autopsy. He didn't see the connection.

      41-Forever.

  95. Taking personal responsibility for screwups by Goonie · · Score: 1

    I love the quote from the rover team leader. She not only took responsibility, she and her team managed to fix it! Now there's an idea more people in the federal government (particularly high up in the executive branch) might take some inspiration from... ;)

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  96. How People Treat Computers, Television ... by neves · · Score: 1

    Here is a nice book about a subject similar to this. You can read a nice review of it.

  97. Trying to remember cartoon by SnappingTurtle · · Score: 1
    I used to keep a cartoon up in my cubicle. It showed a guy approaching the pearly gates of Heaven. There were several figures waiting for him. The first was an old lady, and the guy shouts out "Grandma! You're here!" The second is a dog, and he shouts out "Rufus! You're here too!" The third is an old computer, and he shouts out "And my old Apple II! You're here!"

    Can't find it anymore. If anybody knows of an online version, I'd sure appreciate a link.

    --
    I've found that my posts don't format quite right w/o a sig.
  98. Uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Again with the anecdotes held up as God's Only Truth. Gee, I guess because you say so that means that only people who read Slashdot didn't like Clippy.

    By that logic, my friends who don't read Slashdot who also hated Clippy as well would, by your logic, negate your point of view.

    Moderators: Get a friggin clue--this guy keeps posting the same logical fallacies over and over again and keeps getting modded up for same.

  99. RE: fun with anthropomorphizing - fuse_sat by ayden · · Score: 1
    My absolute favorite LJ is for fuse_sat, the Far Ultraviolet Spectroscopic Explorer. A little while ago, fuse_sat posted the following question:
    "Can any of you folks reading this tell me about the SCA? I'm thinking of joining as a self-aware Viking longship."
    Priceless.
    --
    "I'm The Bounty Bear. I will find him anywhere. I'm searching."
  100. Java and Bob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Java and Bob used to get on....

    http://toastytech.com/guis/bob5.html

  101. Bad Karma by Long-EZ · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a Rio Karma 20 digital music player. A friend told me that his coworker has one and the hard drive died. He turned it on, and the large LCD would only display BAD KARMA.

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    >> My ultraviolent Linux switch video.
  102. Anthropomorphism by Tokerat · · Score: 1


    You've never heard anyone talking to clippy before?

    "I hate you, you goddamn little paperclip bastard! DIE!" :-D

    --
    CAn'T CompreHend SARcaSm?
  103. Why comparison to cars and other things are wrong by RhettLivingston · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is happening here is that a designers are getting attached to their babies. Naming something you just purchased and purhaps made some relatively minor modifications to (minor in comparison to the overall original design effort) is not comparable.

    I can say from experience that the emotional investment in the success of a project that you've worked say, 90 hours a week for 2 years solid, on is HUGE!!! In my case, my baby didn't fail but, rather, had its feet ripped out from under it before it was ever given a chance. It happened in the early '90s and I still carry hatred for the high level official that did the unjustified deed.

    Even at 40 hours of concentrated effort a week, you are almost certainly spending more time paying focused attention to your creation than almost anyone ever pays to any member of their family. Your investment in your job in almost every measure is the biggest investment you make in your life. Next time you hear someone say something like "he put his heart and soul into _______", know that it has very real meaning behind it and feel compassion if whatever "it" is failed.

  104. Commence Anal Probing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mmm.. Anal Probing...