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  1. not entirely on The Transistor's 60th Birthday · · Score: 2, Interesting

    the AP provides the obligatory Moore's-Law-is-ending, no-it-isn't article.

    Not really-- if you're AMD, Moore's Law and Murphy's Law are kind of becoming the same thing.

  2. yeah on More Details Emerge On Domestic Spying Programs · · Score: 5, Funny

    One revelation is that the Drug Enforcement Agency has been running a program since the 1990s to collect the phone records of calls from US citizens to Latin America in order to catch narcotics traffickers.

    ...thereby winning the war on drugs once and for all. ONCE AND FOR ALL!

  3. for all U.S. Americans, and the children on Mars Rover Technology Used to Make Better Maps · · Score: 1

    Mars Rover Technology Used to Make Better Maps

    Maps? Like such as the Iraq?

  4. having trouble with the conversion on Light-based Quantum Circuit Does Basic Maths · · Score: 2, Funny

    In yet another small step toward realistic quantum computing Australian researchers have developed a light based 4-qubit quantum computer.

    4 qubits? How much is that in furlongs?

    hectares?

  5. at this time of year? on Cause of Aurora Borealis Confirmed · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are reports that satellites have aided scientists in confirming why the Aurora Borealis (Northern Lights) exists. 'New data from NASA's Themis mission, a quintet of satellites launched this winter, found the energy comes from a stream of charged particles from the sun flowing like a current through twisted bundles of magnetic fields connecting Earth's upper atmosphere to the sun.

    That's not true at all. It happens when you're cooking steamed hams, and your kitchen catches on fire.

  6. the only answer on Google Keeps What Ask.com Erases · · Score: 1

    Someone really needs to develop a diff tool for the internet.

  7. "steamed hams"? on NASA Snaps Mysterious "Night-Shining" Clouds · · Score: 5, Funny

    writes to tell us that NASA has captured some pretty impressive images of the Alluring noctilucent (or "night-shining") clouds.

    At this time of day? localized entirely in your kitchen?

  8. pr0n on Reflecting on the 20th Anniversary of NSFnet, Internet Origins · · Score: 3, Funny

    The NYT and news.com have up an article looking back at the NSFnet's influence on the development of the internet.

    It's great and all, but not nearly as large as NSFWnet's influence on the development of the internet.

  9. Re:Link to the official BRAWNDO website on Brawndo, It's Got Electrolytes. It's What Plants Crave · · Score: 1

    A case of Brawndo runs $40 for 24 cans, or about $1.70 per. Isn't that ... pricey?

    Not really. Considering a 20oz Coke runs $1.25 around here (or $2 per can for an 8oz Red Bull), and then add in the royalty they're paying to Mike Judge/FOX to use the BRAWNDO name (you did want Mike Judge to get paid, right?), and it makes sense.

  10. Scientific American writeup on Brawndo on Brawndo, It's Got Electrolytes. It's What Plants Crave · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Scientific American weblog has the best writeup on Brawndo that I was able to find.

  11. Re:High Tech Barcode Scanner? on Bar Codes Keep Surgical Objects Outside Patients · · Score: 2, Interesting

    bar code scanners aren't all that high-tech anymore, are they?

    Well, to be fair, the person who wrote the article was George H. W. Bush. (1992)

  12. Everyone, Someone, Anyone, and Noone on Amazon Gift Ordering Patent Revoked In EU · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What strikes me is that so many parties were infringing upon the patent, and yet you need very few organisations to file an opposition. Why are not more patents opposed?

    Well, Everyone is sure that Someone will do it. Anyone could have done it, but Noone did it in the end. Someone was angry because it's Everyone's job. Everyone thought that Anyone could have done it, but Noone realized that Noone will end up doing it. In the end, Everyone was angry at Someone because Noone did what Anyone could've done.

  13. more like a series of tubes on Nanotube-Excreting Bacteria Allow Mass Production · · Score: 3, Funny

    In a process that is not yet fully understood, the bacterium secretes polysacarides that seem to produce the template for the arsenic-sulfide nanotubes.

    Yes, well, at least they've been proven to not be a truck.

  14. i keed, i keed.... 9/11 on Unmanned Aircraft Will Test Air Traffic Control · · Score: -1, Troll

    domestic authorities must work out access and use of UAVs in domestic airspace. "I'm surprised we haven't had a collision yet,"

    What, you mean you don't remember the trial run?

  15. spam is a shotgun approach. volume = profit on High Earning Spammers Face Tougher Sentences · · Score: 1

    I'd rather have it based on the volume of spam, than the earnings.

    The two don't correlate?

  16. yeah, jar jar. on What If Yoda Ran IBM? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's imagine (with apologies to George Lucas) what Yoda might do

    Don't bring George Lucas into this. You'll end up with a lanky, obnoxious rastafarian running the place.

  17. quality workmanship on NEC Develops World's Fastest MRAM · · Score: 5, Funny

    MRAM are expected to generate new value and applications for future electronic devices thanks to their nonvolatility

    That is, assuming they're not manufactured by Sony.

  18. i see what i did there. on Major Breakthrough In Spintronics Research · · Score: 2, Funny

    Spintronics is the field of research into developing devices that rely on electron spin rather than electron charge to carry information.

    Yes, I believe it's called a "Phonograph".

  19. in real life... on Erratum Plagues Quad-Core Opterons, Phenoms · · Score: 0, Troll

    He characterized the issue as a race condition in the TLB logic "where the other guy wins who isn't supposed to win,"

    This pretty much describes the college admissions process, as well.

  20. right when you need it, too. on Microfluidic Chips Made With Shrinky Dinks · · Score: 5, Funny

    When she started her job as a new professor at UC Merced, Michelle Khine was stuck without a clean room or semiconductor fabrication equipment

    I hate when that happens.

  21. plenty of people come in that way, too on All US Border Crossings Now Require A 'Terrorist Risk Profile' · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All US Border Crossings Now Require A 'Terrorist Risk Profile'

    Not if you leave the right way. If you know what I mean.

  22. elementary, my dear watson on QR Codes - Internet to Cell Phone via Camera · · Score: 4, Funny

    McDonald's restaurants in Japan having been using the codes for over a year to present nutritional information on the cell phones of their customers.

    This article was almost believable, except for the fact that there's no such thing as "McDonald's nutritional information".

  23. an alternate, and more entertaining solution on Crime Wave Thwarted in Second Life · · Score: 5, Funny

    Risks for users are reportedly limited because the researchers say the flaw can be quickly patched.

    Yes, well, the other solution to this flaw is to simply spend all your money on entrance to the tentacle hentai simulator.

  24. i've got a bad feeling about this... on Bolivian Salt Flats Aid Spacecraft Calibration · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bolivian Salt Flats Aid Spacecraft Calibration

    Many Bolivians died to bring us this information.

  25. texas... the wave of the future on Texas Science Director Forced To Resign Over ID Statements · · Score: 0

    'The agency documents say that officials recommended firing Ms. Comer for repeated acts of misconduct and insubordination.

    They neglect to mention that the reason she was fired was because she refused to certify "Ow My Balls" as a required reference in Anatomy classes.