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  1. Re:fry's sucks on Apple Stores Demonstrate That Retail Still Lives · · Score: 1

    Being in Fry's is like shifting through every item available on the internet pilled into an enormous unorganized mound.

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

  2. caveat on RIAA-fighting Maine Law Professor Speaks Out · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Prof. Deirdre Smith of the University of Maine says that 'our students are enthusiastic about being directly connected to a case with a national scope and significance'.

    Of course they are. Just not personally.

  3. well, maybe on Apple Stores Demonstrate That Retail Still Lives · · Score: 5, Funny

    the New York Times seems to think Apple has designed the ideal techie retail store.

    These people have never been to a Fry's. If you've never been to one, picture this: they sell porn and energy drinks within 20 feet of each other.

  4. i guess it's more figurative. on CES Scorecard 2007 - What Came True; What Didn't · · Score: 1, Funny

    the list of who stuck their necks out too far in 2007

    The guy killed by the tiger at the SF zoo on December 27 didn't make the list?

  5. yeah but on Microsoft Opens Its Security Research Cookbooks · · Score: 4, Funny

    It looks like Microsoft is making an effort to become more 'open' in the area of security research and communication.

    That's just because they haven't found a way to launch chairs at people through the internet.

  6. you dont want to know. on First Reflected Light From an Exoplanet Seen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Designated HD 189733b, also known as a 'hot Jupiter,'

    I've given my girlfriend a "hot Jupiter" before, but I didn't know it had an official scientific serial number.

  7. you should welcome it. on Information Overload Predicted Problem of the Year for 2008 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Information Overload Predicted Problem of the Year for 2008

    Correction: Information Overlord Predicted Problem of the Year for 2008.

  8. Re:So on Quoted in Google News? Post a Comment · · Score: 3, Funny

    What is stoping me from saying that I'm some guy that is quoted saying something?

    Probably the fact that you've identified yourself as "some guy that is quoted saying something". That might tip them off.

  9. it's my favorite book on Quoted in Google News? Post a Comment · · Score: 0

    ...similar to the process that results in the first issue of a new magazine magically having letters to the editor.

    Your ideas intrigue me, and I would like to subscribe to this magazine.

  10. it's swedish. on MTV: 2007 Borked the Music Industry · · Score: 5, Funny

    MTV: 2007 Borked the Music Industry

    Ah, so that explains the hit song, "drup it like it's hut".

    "Vhen my peemps in zee crib, mun: drup it like it's hut! Sveedeesh Cheff be peempin on 4-fo's!"

  11. doh on China Anti-Corruption Web Site Crashes On First Day · · Score: 5, Funny

    China Anti-Corruption Web Site Crashes On First Day

    It didn't crash. it just got corrupted.

  12. urban re-design and development on Palau May Get Satellite Power In the Next Decade · · Score: 5, Funny

    The island nation of Palau is looking into creating a satellite-to-ground power transmission system.

    I'm sure the US Army already has such a thing, although they probably plan on using it to make glass parking lots.

  13. it's a parsing issue on Should Apple Give Back Replaced Disks? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Dave Winer learned to his dismay that Apple had no intention of giving him back the disk he paid them to replace.

    Does not compute. He paid them to replace it, not to replace it AND give back the old one.

    /sarcasm

  14. Re:Idiotic on Chuck Norris Sues Publisher, Tears Don't Cure Cancer · · Score: 1

    what about when he essentially gives an open endorsement, using the facts for his own publicity and even naming his favorite?

    That's chucknorrisfacts.com, (which chuck norris owns at this point, see the WHOIS). Ian Spector has nothing to do with that website. Ian Spector scraped the facts from all over and compiled a book, basically stealing everyone else's work and trying to make a profit off it.

  15. Re:Who's in charge of code names? on Single-Chip x86 Chipsets Around the Corner? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Codenamed "John," the processor will integrate CPU, northbridge, and southbridge..."

    That was the best code name they could come up with? Seriously?


    Given what they probably had to do in the area of patent licensing, calling it a "John" is pretty polite, if you ask me.

  16. brought to you by umbrella corporation on Stem Cell Lines Derived to Avoid Immune Rejection · · Score: 2, Funny

    embryonic stem cells can be used to develop therapeutic cells which will not provoke an immune response from a significant portion of the population.

    I see. In that case, my only advice is to make sure you aim for the head when the time comes.

  17. obvious on No Right to Privacy When Your Computer Is Repaired · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Circuit City employees discovered the child pornography while perusing Kenneth Sodomsky's hard drive

    And they were TIPPED OFF BY HIS NAME

  18. Re:!developed on Tiny, Morphing, Electricity-Stealing Spy Planes Developed · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not made yet. I doubt even a prototype has been made yet.

    Well, the prototype for the "stealing" part has already been developed. It's called Congress.

  19. Re:IT RAISES THE QUESTION on Microsoft is the Industry's Most Innovative Company? · · Score: 1

    excellent point!

  20. IT RAISES THE QUESTION on Microsoft is the Industry's Most Innovative Company? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just call it a hunch...

    Yes, but does that hunch beg the question, or raise the question? Inquiring minds want to know.

  21. Re:I'm sure I'll be modulated for saying this, but on Speculation On a Lossless iTunes Store · · Score: 1

    I'm sure most people tuned out after the first sentence.

  22. I'm sure I'll be modulated for saying this, but on Speculation On a Lossless iTunes Store · · Score: 4, Funny

    As much as it hertz, their loss results in your gain.

  23. they make money on the razors on Speculation On a Lossless iTunes Store · · Score: 5, Funny

    Speculation On a Lossless iTunes Store

    Lossless? I thought the iTunes store was a loss leader?

  24. skynet wants to vote on Colorado Decertifies E-voting Machines · · Score: 5, Funny

    Colorado Decertifies E-voting Machines

    Bad move. Everyone knows that lack of suffrage for machines is one of the catalysts of the machine uprising.

  25. it's tyrell's fault on Synthetic DNA About To Yield New Life Forms · · Score: 1, Funny

    The cobbling together of life from synthetic DNA, scientists and philosophers agree, will be a watershed event, blurring the line between biological and artificial

    Yeah, but this will only become a problem in the year 2019, and probably only in Los Angeles.