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  1. Re:slashdot is getting more and more shitty on CS: Source Half-Life's Only Multiplayer · · Score: 0

    congratulations you are now part of the problem never post under my name again unless you are gonna grow the balls to identify yourself like every other worthwhile poster on here does

  2. Re:slashdot is getting more and more shitty on CS: Source Half-Life's Only Multiplayer · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    anonymous coward fits you nicely

  3. Re:slashdot is getting more and more shitty on CS: Source Half-Life's Only Multiplayer · · Score: -1, Troll

    yeah, good ... mod me as a troll. as though the event that prompted me to write the first post didn't actually happen... if your web site can't store data reliably or even just simply POST that same data, then it is not doing what it is supposed to do, and, therefore, is shitty.

  4. slashdot is getting more and more shitty on CS: Source Half-Life's Only Multiplayer · · Score: -1, Troll

    slashdot is worthless. i just posted a huge commentary on religion, science, superstition, and the fallacies that we hold true in the modern world, and this whacked out mark-ass webpage didn't even post it after i clicked submit. someone fix this shit.

  5. Re:expect microsoft stock to go up.... on Microsoft Wants More Credit for Inventions · · Score: 0, Troll

    haha too late ... already got my karma points in the bank better luck next time!

  6. expect microsoft stock to go up.... on Microsoft Wants More Credit for Inventions · · Score: 5, Funny

    once their patent on the blue screen of death goes through ...

    they will be getting payouts left and right for that ...

    it is by far the most ubiquitous of PC conventions that has ever been seen.

  7. wow... on SGI to Scale Linux Across 1024 CPUs · · Score: 0, Redundant

    can you imagine a beowulf cluster of these ?

  8. you are all a bunch of pathetic whining pussies on Star Wars Episode 3 Release Date Announced · · Score: 0, Troll

    "OHHHH BOO HOO all of my childhood memories have been raped by hollywood! i have been so mercilessly abused at the hands of media! someone wipe my nose and hand me a gift certificate for a free sundae!!"

    SHUT
    THE
    FUCK
    UP

    guess what?

    you were all dumb bastards when you were kids, and you are all dumb bastards now ... i used to like the teenage mutant ninja turtles when i was a kid... do i watch them anymore??? NO!!!!!!! wanna know why? THEY'RE FOR PHUCKING KIDS!!! get this through your head and i assure you you will not be in a perpetual state of mourning for star wars and how much it sucks today!

    not to mention the fact that you have a free will and you can choose to NOT see any of these movies ... no one is herding you into the movie theatre at gunpoint so quit your bitching.

  9. Robot Genitals Burning Your Retinas on Flash Mob Supercomputer? · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, Supercomputer mob flashes YOU!!

  10. Re:You're wrong. (IAAL - I am a lawyer) on SCO Complaint Filed -- Including Code Samples · · Score: 1

    dude, anyone who reads slashdot and takes anything said on here for truth deserves to have his ass handed to him in court.

    deal.

  11. MOD THIS UP on Googling For Prospective Date Unmasks Fugitive · · Score: 1

    this made me laugh please mod up

  12. the shirtless pic of linus with beer .... on Internet History In Pictures · · Score: 5, Funny

    should most definitely be the new linux logo ... drop the penguin.... we can get corporate sponsorship from heineken!

  13. i really can't wait until all of this is over ... on More Damning SCO Evidence At Groklaw · · Score: 5, Interesting

    how long does SCO intend to bang its head against this particular wall?

    i suppose this does pose a threat to linux in terms of leaving a bad taste in vendors' mouths concerning but there really is absolutely no way SCO is going to shut us down.

    even if SCO gives linux and gnu somewhat of a bad reputation, we already have major players in the industry who are committed to supporting linux (ibm, novell, sun). and by the time all of this bullshit blows over, linux will be even more robust and marketable, and our detractors will soon find themselves knocking down our doors once again to profit from our technology.

    really the only thing we have to fear from the whole sco debacle is discouragement ... to me this seems like an underhanded attempt to knock the wind out of our sails, regardless of whether or not our ship sinks. fortunately the open source movement does not seem to attract developers that quit at the first sign of difficulty, so i am optimistic that sco will fail even in this capacity.

    but really the most appalling thing about the situation is sco's utter lack of common sense; it makes me wonder how they thought they were going to win in the first place (see below). how do they expect their argument to hold up in court when they STILL HAVE NOT YET PRODUCED ANY HARD EVIDENCE?!?

    darl mcbride: "well ... i was raised on a farm ... i rode plenty of horses in my day, let me tell you ... and the one thing i learned from shucking corn and milking cows was ALWAYS to claim that the other guy's ranch was really MY ranch, even though the other guy built his ranch all by himself from the ground up and never asked me for any help."

    SCO, if you are reading this, pack your bags, go home. to quote eddie murphy (quoting richard pryor): "have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up."

    we all get the point that you don't like us, but unless you are going to actually do something about it, piss off.

  14. debian is a truly great distribution... on Debian 3.0r2 Released · · Score: 4, Insightful

    debian rocks. i can't think of any other linux distro that has been around so long and consistently delivered a great base install and the ability to easily update the entire system. i know a lot of people like to complain about how behind the times debian always is, but this is only done to ensure that each release is as stable and bug-free as possible. the debian developers should be commended for all of their hard work that they've put in over the years, especially in the face of adversity such as the recent security breach.

  15. i have tried a snapshot of dragonfly... on DragonFly At DragonFly 1.0-CURRENT · · Score: 1

    it seems very stable, and we all know matt dillon does good work ...

    i think the dragonfly theory of package management will really bring something new to the *BSD table and i plan on continuing my support for the project in the future

    personally, i think we need more *BSD forks ... as long as they are productive and (somewhat) original .. i say the more the merrier.

  16. Re:security on Ask Red Hat CEO Matthew Szulik · · Score: 1

    your appraisal of my statement was both inaccurate and unfair; my use of the word hacker did not imply any illicit illegal activity.

  17. security on Ask Red Hat CEO Matthew Szulik · · Score: 1

    as you may know, many hacker circles consider Red Hat products to be insecure. how do you plan on enhancing the security of Red Hat products?

  18. having trouble believing how much slashdot sucks.. on Video Card History · · Score: 1

    how many fucking times have we had the fucking history of fucking video cards fucking posted now?

    fuck!

  19. Re:What the big deal? on Spider-Man Has Back Problems · · Score: 1

    "Companies didn't like parents having to explain to children why catwoman was electrocuting the bad guy with a tazer while putting her tongue down his throat on the cover of batman cereal." yea i can definitely see that ... it's too bad really ... hopefully the new batman movie will come out soon .. i've heard that the guy who played the main character of memento will be batman, and the director of memento will also direct the new film ... supposedly scarecrow will be the main villain. batman is a DARK superhero. really, he is basically borderline insane, obsessive, and, in some capacity (though not through murder), vengeful. movie companies should get with this idea if they are going to make batman movies. -jms258

  20. tobey maquire on Spider-Man Has Back Problems · · Score: 0, Troll

    is a fucking pussy suck it up and play the part bitch

  21. TWENTY-NINE on Red Hat Announces Enterprise Linux · · Score: 3, Funny

    the number of RHCEs at the red hat operations building pouring buckets of water over their web server to keep it from exploding from the brutal, merciless slashdotting it is now receiving. -jms258

  22. hmmm on Intel To Redesign PC With "Grantsdale" Chip · · Score: 1

    i'll be very interested to see amd's answer to this.

  23. if anyone deserves.... on Google Patents Search Algorithm · · Score: 0

    if anyone deserves the first patent on internet searches it is google.

  24. Re:Interesting, but ... on OpenBSD Gains Privilege Elevation · · Score: -1, Troll

    you are full of shit and obviously don't know what you're talking about ...
    what's that? you just learned a bunch of new words and you want to impress a bunch of nerds on the internet?
    "a lot of data for the kernel to keep track of...."
    another thing that a kernel does keeps track of is every bit of garbage that you send to slashdot via TCP/IP ... you'd think if a kernel was so bogged down with work, it would drop the most useless data, in your case, everything you type. sadly, it doesn't.

  25. the inevitable slashdot effect ... on Seiko TV Watch is now 20 years Old · · Score: 1

    Captain Slash strikes again!! Warning: Too many connections in /staff/WWW/Dept/web/deadch/pn_714/html/pnadodb/dr ivers/adodb-mysql.inc.php on line 108 Warning: MySQL Connection Failed: Too many connections in /staff/WWW/Dept/web/deadch/pn_714/html/pnadodb/dr ivers/adodb-mysql.inc.php on line 108 mysql://deadch:@euclid/deadch failed to connectToo many connections http://www.cybercurator.com/ also deals with the seiko watch ... couldn't find a googled cache of the link in the article, or an archive.org mirror. -jms258