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  1. Re:I say the "idiot" word all the time. on Ask Slashdot: How Do You To Tell Your Client That His "Expert" Is an Idiot? · · Score: 1

    Fact is most degree holding people are morons.

    And you are the smart one who does not have credentials.

  2. Re:Let us know... on Ask Slashdot: How Do You To Tell Your Client That His "Expert" Is an Idiot? · · Score: 1

    I'm using the slas^H^H^H^H a website's beta and its designers have the same issue.

    Near as I can tell, they don't plan on listening....

    But they pretended to listen. And the OP should do the same and pretend to respect the consultant, document the shortcomings and make it clear that slas^H^H^H^H the people in charge of the project are wrong.

  3. Re:Fuck BEta on North Korea's Home-Grown Operating System Mimics OS X · · Score: 1

    As our way of thanking you for your positive contributions to Slashdot, you are eligible to use Slashdot beta on a permanent basis.

  4. Re:Ah, yes... but... FUCK BETA! on HTML5 App For Panasonic TVs Rejected - JQuery Is a "Hack" · · Score: 1

    Confessions Of an Ex-SLASHDOT BETA user (Score:5, Funny)

    Day 1: It wouldn't stop, the redirecting. At first I thought it was malware. Had my first drink in a long time.

    Day 2: Barely had the strength to carry on as the BETA REDIRECTIONS continue.. trying not to talk to hallucinations at the bar and in the bathroom which laugh at me about these redirections.

    Day 3: Discovered the BETA redirections were random, and while at first they looked somewhat usable, when I looked at me and my monitor screen in the mirror, a horrible woman with flesh hanging off of her body looked back, trying to lead me into a dance as the word BETA appeared across her rancid breasts.

    Day 4: These BETA corridors go on FOREVER! On the plus side, I've taken up disassembling vehicles to corner this BETA beast and sacrifice myself rather than lead others to discovering it. I ate some red snow.

    Day 5: Finding it harder to concentrate. I've ate some more of the red snow. The taste is starting to grow on me.

    Day 6: This typewriter is the only entertainment I have, apart from throwing things at the walls, trying to get some response from the BETA which is now taking over my mind.

    Day 7: Hahahahahha! Would you believe it? I'M STILL BEING REDIRECTED TO SLASHDOT BETA PAGES! AHAHhahahaah! Type, type, ding, ding! Wooo!

    Day 8: The hallucinations are actually real! Would you believe it? They have offered to help me if I agree to work for them. I'm thinking about patenting this delicious red snow, the taste is unreal!

    Day 9: Having black out sessions where I cannot remember large passings of time. Found some makeup, thought I'd paint a joker smile on my face to amuse the people only I can see!

    Day 10: Productive today, part of what I wrote for my new screenplay:

    I cannot opt out of Slashdot BETA!
    I cannot opt out of Slashdot BETA!
    I cannot opt out of Slashdot BETA!
    I cannot opt out of Slashdot BETA!
    I cannot opt out of Slashdot BETA!
    I cannot opt out of Slashdot BETA!
    I cannot opt out of Slashdot BETA!
    I cannot opt out of Slashdot BETA!
    I cannot opt out of Slas

    (drops of blood on paper)

  5. Confessions Of an Ex-SLASHDOT BETA user on Dried Meat "Resurrects" Lost Species of Whale · · Score: 2

    Day 1: It wouldn't stop, the redirecting. At first I thought it was malware. Had my first drink in a long time.

    Day 2: Barely had the strength to carry on as the BETA REDIRECTIONS continue.. trying not to talk to hallucinations at the bar and in the bathroom which laugh at me about these redirections.

    Day 3: Discovered the BETA redirections were random, and while at first they looked somewhat usable, when I looked at me and my monitor screen in the mirror, a horrible woman with flesh hanging off of her body looked back, trying to lead me into a dance as the word BETA appeared across her rancid breasts.

    Day 4: These BETA corridors go on FOREVER! On the plus side, I've taken up disassembling vehicles to corner this BETA beast and sacrifice myself rather than lead others to discovering it. I ate some red snow.

    Day 5: Finding it harder to concentrate. I've ate some more of the red snow. The taste is starting to grow on me.

    Day 6: This typewriter is the only entertainment I have, apart from throwing things at the walls, trying to get some response from the BETA which is now taking over my mind.

    Day 7: Hahahahahha! Would you believe it? I'M STILL BEING REDIRECTED TO SLASHDOT BETA PAGES! AHAHhahahaah! Type, type, ding, ding! Wooo!

    Day 8: The hallucinations are actually real! Would you believe it? They have offered to help me if I agree to work for them. I'm thinking about patenting this delicious red snow, the taste is unreal!

    Day 9: Having black out sessions where I cannot remember large passings of time. Found some makeup, thought I'd paint a joker smile on my face to amuse the people only I can see!

    Day 10: Productive today, part of what I wrote for my new screenplay:

    I cannot opt out of Slashdot BETA!
    I cannot opt out of Slashdot BETA!
    I cannot opt out of Slashdot BETA!
    I cannot opt out of Slashdot BETA!
    I cannot opt out of Slashdot BETA!
    I cannot opt out of Slashdot BETA!
    I cannot opt out of Slashdot BETA!
    I cannot opt out of Slashdot BETA!
    I cannot opt out of Slas

    (drops of blood on paper)

  6. Re:Fuck the beta on Dried Meat "Resurrects" Lost Species of Whale · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Finally tried it and goddamn.

    I am remined of "sucks donkey balls", but the experience is not that good..

  7. I look forward . . . on You Might Rent Features & Options On Cars In the Future · · Score: 1

    . . . to the YouTube videos showing how to hack these features.

    What I want to know is why there are no heated steering wheels? My hands get damn cold.

  8. How about . . . on Controversial Execution In Ohio Uses New Lethal Drug Combination · · Score: 1

    What if OS companies ran the capital punishment system?

    [insert obvious geek jokes here]

  9. Re:Give Linux some time. on 95% of ATMs Worldwide Are Still Using Windows XP · · Score: 1

    I work for one of the major ATM vendors in the world and replacing Windows with Linux has become one of the top priorities across the whole portfolio (which is now a lot of other things than just ATMs).

    Good to hear as long as you don't leave unnecessary services, libraries, applications and backdoors in the Linux system to make it vulnerable.

    And I'm surprised QNX never made any inroads in to this use.

  10. Russia? on Target Credit Card Data Was Sent To a Server In Russia · · Score: 1

    So if the person the credit card is issued to is gay, the Russians won't use the data?

    OK.

  11. How Sad on Creationism In Texas Public Schools · · Score: 1

    How sad for these children no one is thinking about.

  12. 213 times? on Americans To FCC Chair: No Cell Calls On Planes, Please · · Score: 1

    I like that person.

  13. Is it for real? on Obama Announces Surveillance Reforms · · Score: 3, Informative

    Read "Enemies: A History of the FBI" by Tim Weiner and you'll see that we have been through this BS before. Nothing changes.

  14. Challenge Everything on EA Caves: SimCity Offline Mode Coming · · Score: 2

    Including this.

  15. Finally on Fedora 21 Linux Will Be Nameless · · Score: 3, Funny

    RedHat admits that it cannot come up with dumber names than Canonical.

  16. All I can say is on KDE Releases Frameworks 5 Tech Preview · · Score: 3

    What a Kool Desktop Environment.

  17. Re:It's the sign of our times on The Other Exam Room: When Doctors 'Google' Their Patients · · Score: 1

    Google is like a knife: neither inherently good nor inherently evil.

    This is slashdot. I need a car anlogy.

  18. I use Zim plus Dropbox on Ask Slashdot: Life Organization With Free Software? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I use the Zim Desktop Wiki http://zim-wiki.org/ plus Dropbox.

    Zim is a graphical text editor used to maintain a collection of wiki pages. Each page can contain links to other pages, simple formatting and images. Pages are stored in a folder structure, like in an outliner, and can have attachments. Creating a new page is as easy as linking to a nonexistent page. All data is stored in plain text files with wiki formatting. Various plugins provide additional functionality, like a task list manager, an equation editor, a tray icon, and support for version control.
    If you need version control, Zim supports Bazaar, Git, and Mercurial as backends.

    Zim is not network aware, so I just keep its ~/Notes files in my Dropbox folder, install that and the desktop Linux/Windows/OSX Zim client as needed and I'm good to go.

    Unfortunately, there is no smartphone version of Zim, but I have little need for a smartpone app of this sort. I do email myself info as needed to integrate into Zim later.

  19. Worth it? on Free Software Foundation Endorses a "Truly Free" Laptop · · Score: 1

    Not worth it.

    This will fail miserably.

  20. Good on Lawmakers Out To Kill the Corn-Based Ethanol Mandate · · Score: 4, Funny

    GrumpyCatGood.jpg

  21. Squid on Surviving the Internet On Low Speed DSL · · Score: 1

    He needs a squid proxy and also block the ads there.

    Another speed tip: Use the mobile version of the website.

  22. Fedora vs. Ubuntu - Why these comparisons suck on Fedora 20 Released · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The biggest differences between them are admin tools and init/rc stuff as well as the language the tools are written in. The packaging systems (RPM vs .DEB) are really not as great a difference since they accomplish essentially the same thing overall. The biggest packaging difference is how they name things and where they put them; this is also the most frustrating difference.

    You'll notice that most general/new-release distro reviews are superficial, noting things like application/kernel version numbers and what DE is chosen and what default apps are installed -- all meaningless since any DE and most any app and most any kernel can be installed on any distro. These are reviews written by newbies for newbies. Apparently the people who know the significant underlying differences don't write reviews or don't know enough about other distros to draw a meaningful comparison.

    Here's a review I wrote comparing Mageia with Fedora, which I hope is not the typical kind of review.
    http://maximumhoyt.blogspot.com/2013/01/mageia3-beta-vs-fedora18.html

    Why not compare these to Ubuntu? Behind the scenes where it matters, it's too different from Fedora/Mageia for me to get a handle on it without obtaining a more intimate knowledge of Ubuntu, something I have no real need or desire to do. My only gripe about Ubuntu is that too much software is developed for it that is reliant on Ubuntu-specific scripts and such things that it cannot easily be used on other Linux distros; HOWTOs written for Ubuntu are so Ubuntu-specific that they are rendered almost useless for any other distro (they seem to be written by the same folks that write the superficial reviews).

    sfcrazy and others do Fedora and Ubuntu a disservice by making these uninformed and superficial comparisons.

  23. Unintentionally Funny Comment on Snowden Document Shows Canada Set Up Spy Posts For NSA · · Score: 1

    "'There's not that much known about Canadian intelligence.'"

  24. No Surprise on Physicist Peter Higgs: No University Would Employ Me Today · · Score: 2

    You get what you measure for.

  25. Huh? on Why People Are So Bad At Picking Passwords · · Score: 5, Funny

    These studies also reveal that when it comes to passwords, women prefer length and men diversity.

    We are still talking about passwords, right?