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  1. Re:About time! on Black Hole At Center of Milky Way Confirmed · · Score: 1

    A white hole? :)

    So what is it?

  2. Re:Yes on Should We Clone a Neanderthal? · · Score: 1

    Why one would voluntarily submit to Death By Snu-Snu is ... ... oh, wait, I get it now. Nevermind.

  3. Re:makes sense, meh on Lego Loses Its Unique Right To Make Lego Blocks · · Score: 1

    Buying ripoff Lego is like making your own play-do. It's just not the same.

  4. Re:I haven't been hit yet... on AVG Virus Scanner Removes Critical Windows File · · Score: 1

    Why raise your AC when you could just open a few Windows?

    (Maybe this is just my Canadian bias showing, and the fact that it's almost winter ...)

  5. Re:Wait.. what? on How to Search Today's Usenet For Programming Information? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Death by interspecial snu-snu.

  6. Re:Wait.. what? on How to Search Today's Usenet For Programming Information? · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, the correct spelling is:

    alt.startrek.wesley.crusher.die.die.die.beastiality

  7. Re:Chrome = slow as hell on In IE8 and Chrome, Processes Are the New Threads · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Indeed! So the OP is that much more of a drama queen for uninstalling it in "5 minutes".

  8. Re:Chrome = slow as hell on In IE8 and Chrome, Processes Are the New Threads · · Score: 5, Informative

    "to load 8 sites" ... 8 sites that you visit frequently and thus have cached on your Firefox installation, perchance?

    Don't be so rash to judge. Chrome has many other areas where it lacks compared to Firefox, speed isn't generally one of them. I've heard many users say that it loads pages more than twice as fast as Firefox, and also scrolls much faster on graphical/data-intensive pages.

    The lack of extensions (such as adblock, firebug/firephp, flash block, noscript, coloured tabs) is the main reason why I've barely used it since I installed it.

  9. heh on "Google Satellite" To Be Launched This Week · · Score: 1

    *tags it as theunblinkingeyeofgoogle*

    I was just referring to the Chrome logo as that - and then this happened. Serendipity, I say. Heh. Or, at least, synergy.

  10. Re:Magnets for cow stomachs are commonplace on Scientists Discover Cows Point North · · Score: 1

    If they happen to eat another magnet, couldn't it kill them?

  11. Cow-based cardinal directions on Scientists Discover Cows Point North · · Score: 1

    A "For Dummies" book I'm reading (I'll leave you to guess which one; it's quite unexpected) says that cows aim their back ends at the wind, for some reason.

    So therefore, I call bullshit on TFA! :)

  12. Re:I think I've seen this before on Google Drops Bluetooth API From Android 1.0 · · Score: 1

    Sure - but it would be Will Smith, not Seinfeld ...

  13. Re:No. on Wall-E Lookalike Wins British War Robot Showdown · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, there are notable similarities.

    For example, it has tank treads, just like WALL-E. Also, it has binocular-type eyes, similar to WALL-E.

    However, the same could be said of an AH-64D Apache Longbow helicopter sitting on top of an M1A1 Abrams tank. :)

  14. Re:Why? on Kansas Nerd Uses Net To Shake Up Political Fundraising · · Score: 3, Funny

    Great, just what we need. OOP.

    Objective-Oriented Politics.

    $KansasSchools = new SchoolSystem( 'Kansas' );
    $KansasSchools->setBest( true );
    $KansasSchools->save();

  15. Re:Who believes the reason? on YouTube Stands Up To IOC Over Free Tibet Video · · Score: 1

    While one of those versions is sociopathic, both of them are a net benefit for society. Better to have a bunch of sociopathic corporations running around, than our current selection of psychopathic ones.

  16. Re:It is most munificent of you, on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: 1

    There is a word I can think of that should, if spoken correctly, send shivers down your spine.

    That word is ...

    WYSE.

    (They make pretty decent linux-based thin clients nowadays, though)

  17. Re:Crazy idea on Violent Video Gaming Comes To the Wii · · Score: 1

    Then they become firebugs, stoking the flames, to push back the night ...

    They light the fires while the city sleeps :)

  18. Re:About time on Game Developer's Response To Pirates · · Score: 1

    As someone who's switched away from PC games to XBox 360 games, I can say two things that might shake your criticisms:

    1) A lot of the time, I only play one game at a time for weeks on end. Not too much disc swapping required for that on a console, unlike a PC where other work might require you to insert a CD or something unrelated to gaming. Additionally, a lot of games can be played without a disc at all - specifically, XBLA games, and less-specifically, downloaded demos.

    2) Because of the way I have my gaming system set up, it's actually a whole lot easier to change discs on my XBox than it is for my PC - I'm probably unique in this situation, though, since I don't play from my couch. I actually play on my secondary PC monitor, which has dual inputs - my XBox is far easier to access than my "desktop" tower. It could be that the GP has a similar setup, or that he changed to portable gaming with a DS or a PSP, which would provide the benefits he seems to be looking for.

    And no, my XBox isn't modded. Only Hitler mods an XBox. ;-)

  19. Re:Penny Arcade on affordable games on Game Developer's Response To Pirates · · Score: 1

    But Braid has a demo, and the demo is hella fun.

    The reason I haven't bought the game yet?

    Because Portal isn't out on XBLA yet. Once portal comes out, I'll go out and get the points to buy Portal and Braid at the same time.

    (I've only ever played a few sessions of Portal, never finished it, because I don't own the Orange Box and I don't game on my PC)

  20. Re:First Post on Game Developer's Response To Pirates · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've heard that wine, if used to excess, can not only cause depth perception issues, but also memory corruption and crashing.

    Usually only with the older builds, however.

  21. Re:pff on Password Resets Worse Than Reusing Old password · · Score: 1

    Amazing! That's the same combination for my mother!

  22. Re:Won't work. on Let the Games Be Doped · · Score: 1

    "Have you ever just dominated a little kid at checkers? The last thing they do before throwing the board at you is to try to cheat."

    No, but I *have* played a lot of Halo on XBox Live. I think it's pretty much the same thing, except that in addition to cheating, they accuse YOU of cheating when you steamroll them anyway. The only recourse they have to get back at you is teabagging your corpse when they get one or two inconsequential kills :)

    Come to think of it, the Olympics needs more teabagging.

  23. Re:If that was true.... on Cooking Stimulated Big Leap In Human Cognition · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, the theory could still be true - Americans are just over-eating fake food, forcing their teeny digestive systems to divert energy from the brain, thus reversing the cognitive jump.

  24. Re:Or you could just oh I don't know on Toyota Announces the Winglet, Wannabe Segway Killer · · Score: 1, Troll

    I don't see how this got a "troll" moderation - frankly, if anything, it's a humorously scathing indictment of the fatal flaw in the entire Segway-style transportation industry - people need to get off their ass and walk more.

    Also, since Gob Bluth actually *does* ride a Segway, it's even more on-point. If only to show what a self-absorbed twit the character is. :)

  25. Re:Great, but it is not... on Chinese Restaurant Suffers Large Translation Error · · Score: 1

    Big Pink. It's the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham - and, it pinkens your teeth as you chew!