My dealers always call once a week or so to see how I'm doing. I smoke a ton of pot, usually spending around $120 a week. With Laggenstien, though, he was calling on an order I had placed like, three weeks ago. I had completely forgotten that I still had an open request. Three weeks! Can you fucking believe it? What an ass.
It was hard not to feel like a jerk. My pot dealer, the laggingest guy of all time, called the other day. I told him that I didn't need anything, that I found a new dealer, one who doesn't lag at all. He sounded kind of disappointed.
I guess it's like talking about your new lady with your old one. It's awkward.
Are you too busy coding and hacking your mainboards to stop and eat? Why not have a Snickers Bar? It's got the creamy caramel, rich milk chocolate, and crunchy peanuts you want.
Snickers really satisfies.
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1. Most likely. I masturbate quite frequently and have covered a broad range of subjects. 2. Once. I was young and I needed the money. 3. ESR kinda scares me. 4. I've inserted a melon. Never bothered balling it, though.
I like to suck cock, and I like to take it in the ass. I'm living with 2 gay men who are constantly fucking me or being fucked, and on weekends I rent my asshole out on hollywood boulevard. I love linux.
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My dealers always call once a week or so to see how I'm doing. I smoke a ton of pot, usually spending around $120 a week. With Laggenstien, though, he was calling on an order I had placed like, three weeks ago. I had completely forgotten that I still had an open request. Three weeks! Can you fucking believe it? What an ass.
I love you. Really I do.
For 20 seconds.
Then I click.
It was hard not to feel like a jerk. My pot dealer, the laggingest guy of all time, called the other day. I told him that I didn't need anything, that I found a new dealer, one who doesn't lag at all. He sounded kind of disappointed.
I guess it's like talking about your new lady with your old one. It's awkward.
Are you too busy coding and hacking your mainboards to stop and eat? Why not have a Snickers Bar? It's got the creamy caramel, rich milk chocolate, and crunchy peanuts you want.
Snickers really satisfies.
This advertisement was brought to you by whoever it is that makes Snickers Bars, I can't remember right now.
1. Most likely. I masturbate quite frequently and have covered a broad range of subjects.
2. Once. I was young and I needed the money.
3. ESR kinda scares me.
4. I've inserted a melon. Never bothered balling it, though.
I like to suck cock, and I like to take it in the ass. I'm living with 2 gay men who are constantly fucking me or being fucked, and on weekends I rent my asshole out on hollywood boulevard. I love linux.
does this make me gay?
Your nick makes me think of pistachio ice cream. I think it's mostly because when I eat pistachio ice cream, I say "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM".
yummy.
cause it's science. nobody likes science.
not even me.
Wow, you're l33t, browsing with telnet.
I agree with this post.
Real men use HTTP/1.1, though.
Sipping snapple peach iced tea, blowing your load on Natalie, and Gillian Anderson's naked in the kitchen, making a pie.
Beat that.
Snapple peach iced tea is still the greatest thing ever. Is this movie better than snapple peach iced tea?
If it's not, I'll just stay home.
You still lose, though.
People who point out that some jokes are illogical should shampoo my crotch. It's called suspension of disbelief, dillhole.
This is post number 302.
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week.
Try the swordfish and be sure to tip your waitress.
Would you like to come over to my place? After the sodomy and oral sex you can wash my dishes.
Sound like a date?
This is my 300th post.
This is my 299th post.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to hit 300 with my next post. That's 300 little nuggets of joy, all for you.
Here's to posting an awful lot!
You are free to have a beer for this occasion.
Your Pal,
AC
I think Randy "Macho Man" Savage was great in spider man. He should be in more (if not all) movies.
I've posted 296 comments, not counting this one.
Getting there.
Oh, and Alton Brown owns you.
No AC can claim FP.
Therefore, I claim it for Alton Brown.
too depressed to troll.
yummy
but lunch isn't for three hours
why do you torture me so?
No, but he's a source of fantastic recipes.
The fact that he's a cutie doesn't hurt, either.
What do you think of Alton Brown?
I'll have to check this out.
Just kidding, I don't have a lady.
But you knew that.
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