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AOL Settles Class Action Suit Over Client Software

An anonymous reader sent in news that AOL is settling a class action suit over their AOL 5.0 software, which usurped people's dial-up networking settings when installed. There's a website for the suit and a news article about the settlement. Of course, you have to admit you use AOL.

162 comments

  1. Admitting you use use AOL by gewalker · · Score: 1, Informative

    Just claim it is the only ISP you can get in your area, then its OK.

    1. Re:Admitting you use use AOL by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2
      Just claim it is the only ISP you can get in your area, then its OK.

      Then what other Dialup settings would it 'usurp?'

    2. Re:Admitting you use use AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately thats no laughing matter.

      In early '92 in Amarillo, TX, it was either Compuserve or AOL.

    3. Re:Admitting you use use AOL by rapidweather · · Score: 1

      I use it, with a byoa connection. I wanted to see what web pages looked like in an AOL browser. I do use the AOL ftp server, so files can be downloaded as required by visitors to my site. I have to block all AOL mail, due to excessive spam. Same thing with MSN explorer. Spend too much time cleaning out the inbox. Encouraging news, that AOL will be using Netscape products for the browser, and I understand that the Mac's get first crack at that, in AOL for Mac OS X. Can't wait till we get a Linux version, but do not have anything I know about on this. I have an AOL instant messenger that runs on Linux, but that's all. Worse thing about the AOL setup is that if you lose the network connection, your pictures of Brittany vanish. With an ordinary dial up, and Netscape, the connection can go down, and the browser will remain, with whatever page you are viewing...

  2. AOL Messing with dial up settings.... by PepsiProgrammer · · Score: 2

    I hate AOL as much as the next guy, but there is no way it screwed up dial up settings as much as Netzero did.

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  3. Oh, the shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I guess even first posters don't want to admit they use AOL!

  4. torn about AOL by gripdamage · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm torn about AOL. I used to want their complete destruction. But now I want to see them reinstate Netscape in the browser market, and then I want their complete destruction.

    1. Re:torn about AOL by saphena · · Score: 1

      Netscape IS reinstated - haven't you seen the completely wonderful in every way I can think of Mozilla 1.0 (rc2) ?

    2. Re:torn about AOL by gripdamage · · Score: 1

      The damage M$ did was to the Netscape marketshare. I want to see their marketshare reinstated, and then...marshmallows anyone?

      BTW I have seen it, and it is completely wonderful.

    3. Re:torn about AOL by cscx · · Score: 2

      I wonder what you'll think of them after you listen to the crack squad of savvy motivated personnel that work at AOL support. Nothing like a few prank phone calls to brighten your day. The first one is the best.

    4. Re:torn about AOL by Cy+Guy · · Score: 2

      I'm torn about AOL. I used to want their complete destruction. But now I want to see them reinstate Netscape in the browser market,

      It looks like you may get your wish. It was announced yesterday that AOL will be dropping MSIE from its Mac OS X version beta.

      The change virtually ensures that AOL for Mac OS X will be Gecko based. AOL claims that beta results so far have shown significant improvements in speed and compliance with HTML standards by using Gecko. One can only assume that future Windows versions will at least have the option of a Gecko based browser as well.

    5. Re:torn about AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I listened to that, and I was just like, "oh dear god no!" I can't stand to hear this guy make an ass of himself, even if it is a joke.

  5. admitting it by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jon: Hi everybody. My name is Jon and I use AOL.

    Everybody: Hi Jon!

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    Bleah! Heh heh heh... BLEAH BLEAH!!! Ha ha ha ha...

    1. Re:admitting it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That this gets moderated up as funny is a sad commentary on the sense of humour that moderaters possess.

      Fuckwits.

    2. Re:admitting it by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it was pretty bad, wasn't it...

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    3. Re:admitting it by Stackis · · Score: 1
      Damn!

      Why can't I think if these "funny" posts?

      How do you guys do that?

      I wish I was more funny :(

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    4. Re:admitting it by Stackis · · Score: 1

      dewd i thought it was funny :)

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    5. Re:admitting it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      read a book called psychocybernetics 2000.
      a great self help book.

    6. Re:admitting it by Snover · · Score: 1

      Amusing. 'Nuff said. (Please don't kill my webserver...though, posting a link on /. ... is it possible NOT to?)

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  6. They deserve it by Scrag · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's about time big companies realize that they can't just take over someone's system because their software is installed. It's not just AOL; programs like Realplayer and Quicktime do this also. Hopefully this settlement will discourage this type of behaviour in the future.

    1. Re:They deserve it by hackman · · Score: 2

      Man, I wish there was another player that could play real video/audio stuff. I'd switch so fast it would make their head spin. Quicktime is just as bad lately, I can't count how many times I've had to reboot because of that sh*t.

      If anyone knows of software like this, please reply to this post! Of course if I decided to really "get rid" of realplayer I'd probably have to reformat my Hard drive..

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    2. Re:They deserve it by @madeus · · Score: 2

      Sounds like it's time you:

      a) switched operating systems (Windows is easily the worst offender for controling what application own's what file types, and for uninstalling software due to it's underlying file extention and DLL paradigms respectively). Removing installed Applications on every other mainstream OS is easy (no 'Uninstall Wizards' required).

      If your not convinced - Real Player on Mac OS, Linux and Solaris (and the various other Unixes it runs on) is a fine system citizen, as is Windows Media Player on Solaris and Mac OS and as is QuickTime on Mac OS.

      or

      c) Paid more attention when installing software!

      BOTH Real AND QuickTime ask you which files you want them to take ownership of. They do NOT take ownership of filetypes without asking.

      If you DO insist on using Microsoft Operating Systems and THEN installing inferior streaming software like Real Player (or AOL's software for that matter) you should know *exactly* what to expect.

      Lastly, as for rebooting because of QuickTime:

      If QuickTime crashes, it's possible it is at fault (though Apple have been making QuickTime for Windows since Windows 3.1, and it's extreamly widely used, so unlikely).

      BUT

      If you have to *REBOOT* then YOUR OPERATING SYSTEM IS THE PROBLEM!

      Media Players, such as QuickTime do not have low level access to your hardware, they are regular Applications that for the most part simply make calls to lowerlevel API's.

      Why on earth would you use an operating system that let's mere applications crash your whole computer, or force you to reboot (and is *renound* for crashing)? And *THEN* complain about it?! There are so many alternatives!

      Quite frankly I'm baffled. It's a bit like someone buying a Lada with 3 wheels and then publicly complaining that it's slow, doesn't take corners very well and keeps veering to one side! Well YEAH, DUH, that's why everyone keeps slagging it off!

    3. Re:They deserve it by hackman · · Score: 2

      Granted Windows is part of the problem. I agree. But this crashing doesn't happen except with a couple of programs on Windows, everything else runs fine. Should I blame the OS for everything, or is the application somewhat responsible also? I personally feel that both are responsible.

      If QT can't figure out how to write an application on windows that doesn't crash, that IS their fault - in addition to whatever instability the OS adds.

      I could switch to Linux or whatever, but I don't want to turn this conversation into the ever-so-common slashdot OS flamewar. I do have reasons for using Windows, and that is my choice to reboot every few days.

      I said nothing about file ownership in my post, why do you bring that up? And besides, they do take ownership by default, you have to go through and turn everything off if you don't want it to take over. If you select "easy install" you're hosed. Have you ever tried to "uninstall" these applications from your system? They just don't go away once they are in.

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    4. Re:They deserve it by Alsee · · Score: 2

      Why on earth would you use an operating system that let's mere applications crash your whole computer... There are so many alternatives!

      If MOO3 is released with Linux support I'll happily celebrate with a Windows bonfire.

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  7. As a whore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'll do a lot of things for money...

    But admit using AOL isn't one of them.

  8. Sick Numbers by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Settlement 15.5 Million
    Amount to consumers - 8.7 million
    the rest goes to lawyers!

    Almost half- goes to lawyers the rest get split up between everyone who claims. So fill out your claim form and sit by the mail box waiting on your check for $1.00. But don't lose the check stub! You've got to pay taxes on that money next April.

    This kind of crap just burns me up. AOL throws 15 mil at a problem (I guess they skip sending free CD tins for like a day)- a few lawyers make a killing and everybody else gets jack.

    Real victory for the consumer here. And did the lawyer balk at settling? Of course not- they just hit the powerball and won 7 million.

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    1. Re:Sick Numbers by linzeal · · Score: 1

      I had to deal with this shit as an ISP tech back in the day, can I sue for stress?

    2. Re:Sick Numbers by geekoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

      exactly why I feel lawyers fees should be preset by tha bar. as an exapmple, lawyers would get 30% of the settlement, or an equal share, which ever is less.
      Class action lawsuit do not benefit the consumer. Imagine if everyone who installed AOL 5.0 got a shot in court? lets say each one got 50,000 dollars, plus expences, that would total up to a hell of a lot more then 15,000,000.

      Now itwhat? 6 million divided by 20,000,000 million users? and its a tierd pay off.
      Which really piises me off. because I fixed my own problem, I get less money.

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    3. Re:Sick Numbers by dattaway · · Score: 2

      Settlement 15.5 Million

      I'm sure that was part of the business plan behind all this. It was a cheap way to get perhaps $100,000,000 of customers hooked (at least!)

      So, AOL won this case for a small price.

    4. Re:Sick Numbers by jonblaze · · Score: 2, Informative

      True, the lawyers do make a killing, but don't forget that the class representative must front all of the costs associated with notifying members of a Rule 23(b)(3) class of the suit and (proposed) settlement. Of course, few class representatives can afford to notify hundreds of thousands (or even millions) of people, so this cost is usually paid by the class representative's lawyer. Thus, a large part of the award that goes to the lawyer is compensatory in nature.

      But anyway, if you don't like the terms of the settlement there's a simple option -- opt out and sue on your own.

    5. Re:Sick Numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Imagine if everyone who installed AOL 5.0 got a shot in court? lets say each one got 50,000 dollars, plus expences, that would total up to a hell of a lot more then 15,000,000.

      Where in the world did you get that $50K per person?!? I could see $500/person, but not that ridiculously high number.

    6. Re:Sick Numbers by vjmurphy · · Score: 1

      Almost half- goes to lawyers the rest get split up between everyone who claims.

      So what do I get if I'm a lawyer who also used AOL 5.0? I mean, besides being the butt of lawyer AND AOL jokes?

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    7. Re:Sick Numbers by HerbieStone · · Score: 1
      I read your post and also the reponses. And I have to admit, I'm a little confused.

      I always thought courts are about law. But as it seems it's just another way to make money.

      That's what I call sick.

    8. Re:Sick Numbers by Datafage · · Score: 2

      There are 2 points to this. One is to make it cost AOL more than it benefitted them to break the law in the first place. $15.5m is NOT enough to discourage this behavior, given how much it must have netted them. The second point is that the lawyers are making millions while the people the case was supposed to actually benefit get effectively nothing. This will be, at best, a few dollars per person in reparation for exceptionally slimy tactics. You don't find it sick that the lawyers are just in it for $6.8m but you do find it sick the plaintiffs want some money for their troubles?

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  9. The trouble with being a smart AOLer by Tarquin+Sidebottom · · Score: 1

    Damn, one mouse click away from $1000! Why did I have to go and install it so efficiently? Well, thats not quite true, I'm in the wrong country but why can't something like that happen to me! Now, wheres that screwdriver, I think I'll go and poke myself in the eye.

    1. Re:The trouble with being a smart AOLer by stoolpigeon · · Score: 2

      Don't worry you didn't lose anything.

      When they divvy up the 8 mil that goes to the people who actually were harmed it will break down to a miniscule sum. Noone will be getting a check for a thousand dollars.

      Then they have to claim that little bit on their taxes and Uncle Sam takes a bite. So really by the time you would have filled out the paperwork and payed postage to mail in a claim you would have been losing money.

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    2. Re:The trouble with being a smart AOLer by hackman · · Score: 3, Informative

      They said in the article that the maximum payoff was $250, so don't worry about the $1000 that you're getting ready to poke yourself in the eye about...

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    3. Re:The trouble with being a smart AOLer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if 90% of the people realized they would be losing money, the other 10% might get a nice big check. At least enough to pay for a year of a real ISP.

    4. Re:The trouble with being a smart AOLer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, that would give everyone about $10, maybe less.

  10. Together now... by PepsiProgrammer · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Hello Jon

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    1. Re:Together now... by boo__yeah · · Score: 1

      Hello Coward.

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    2. Re:Together now... by jtharpla · · Score: 1

      "Hi Steve" --Multiplicity

    3. Re:Together now... by 56ker · · Score: 2

      Seriously in the U.K. pretty much every ISP's install CD changes your dial up settings - doesn't mean anyone's taking them to court over it though!

    4. Re:Together now... by ninewands · · Score: 2

      The complaint was not about AOL changing the settings.

      What AOL 5.0 did that was so terrible was that it installed tha "AOL Dialup Adapter" in the user's "Networking Components" and twiddled the Windows Registry so that it (the ADA) would be used to the EXCLUSION of Microsoft's own Dialup Adapter.

      This configuration rendered connection to any other ISP impossible, and, to make matters worse, merely uninstalling AOL did NOT remove the AOL Dialup Adapter.

      I wish I had a dollar for every time I took a support call like this:

      User: Your system's down, I can't connect to the internet.

      Me: Have you installed any software recently?

      User: Just one of those AOL Free CDs.

      <then follows approximately 20 minutes of walking User through uninstalling AOL 5 and manually removing the ADA>

      Me: Now, don't EVER install AOL again because you'll be right back in the same boat.

      User: Uh ... okay ...

      <Wash, rinse, repeat>

  11. What a victory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So let's see the attorneys take the most money home when everyone else gets $250 at the most? Now lets not forget AOL doesn't pay for this settlement but rather an insurance company. Sounds like the only major victory was by the lawyers who originally took on the class action lawsuit. Can't believe their insurance company agreed to that..

    1. Re:What a victory... by hackman · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, the insurance company is probably the one who had to shell out the money.

      But that's not the point, the effect is still there. More importantly the insurance company will likely have to raise their rates in order to support the payment - effectively costing the companies who carry this kind of insurance more. This translates to the right general effect, although admittedly indirectly.

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    2. Re:What a victory... by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      Nobody will get $250 bucks. Way too many people will file claims for that (at 250 bucks a pop that wont even cover 35000 people).

      So you are right - it sucks all the way around and the only people who really benefit are the vultures.

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    3. Re:What a victory... by RealisticWeb.com · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This translates to the right general effect

      I really don't understand what you mean. If AOL gets screwed and they pass it off on the insurance co, and the insurance co passes it back by raising rates, do you think that AOL is the one getting screwed? Absolutly not. They are just going to raise thier prices, thus passing it back to the consumer.

      Everyone seems to cheer when a big company gets screwed somehow, but I hate to see it personally. Every single time it's the consumer who ends up paying for it. It's just like when someone wins a $50 million dollar medical malpractice suit against a hospial. Everyone says "yeah, get 'em they are way over paid anyway". Is the hostpial really getting screwed? No, they just raise thier rates to pay for it. Who does that affect? The insurance co's. What do they do? Raise thier rates. Who does that affect? Usually our employers. What do they do? Stop paying for heath insurace for employees. So who got screwed by the malpractice suit? Us. Same thing here, who gets screwed by AOL paying out all kinds of cash? AOL customers, who are not the ones doing anything wrong. (nessisarily)

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    4. Re:What a victory... by hackman · · Score: 2

      Ok your point is well made. Yes, eventually the costs are either eating into the profit margin or paid by the consumer. But I think you're carrying the analogy too far, health care is a different issue with more difficult implications.

      If the effect is that consumers are paying a little more for "better" software then maybe it's worth it. How else are we going to get companies to write software that doesn't suck? I'm open to other ideas..

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    5. Re:What a victory... by commodoresloat · · Score: 2
      who gets screwed by AOL paying out all kinds of cash? AOL customers, who are not the ones doing anything wrong

      Except using AOL!

    6. Re:What a victory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although, in a truely free economy, AOL has to raise their rates, but the other ISPs that don't have this particular brand of insurance don't. In a free economy, the buyer should leave the pricey ISP for the cheaper ISP that doesn't waste money on coffee coasters ("free" CDs) and lawsuit settlements. Can somebody tell me why this isn't happening?

    7. Re:What a victory... by sheldon · · Score: 2

      On the other hand, without any way to a company responsible for their incompetence, they will continue to be incompetent and then the consumers definately don't benefit.

      There does need to be a balance...

    8. Re:What a victory... by hackman · · Score: 2

      Exactly!

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    9. Re:What a victory... by Grax · · Score: 1

      I think it is entirely possible that only 35,000 will file claims.

  12. people uses AOL? by lingqi · · Score: 1
    since when? on a more serious note:

    Of course, you have to admit you use AOL.

    well... i wager that 98% of the people here uses AOL -- in some way or another. Just think AIM; besides... all thoes turner movies -- do they count?

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    1. Re:people uses AOL? by DrXym · · Score: 2

      I use it when I'm on the road. It might be perceived as a crappy client, but the fact is its wonderful for road warriors. AOL has dial up connections just about anywhere in the world and once you're logged in, you can minimize AOL and run with any browser you like.

  13. Hold them accountable! by hackman · · Score: 2

    We need to see more of these kind of lawsuits IMHO, if major software companies can be held accountable for glitches like this then we are a step closer to having better software produced. Support your local class action lawsuit.

    Of course I've never personally used AOL, although I've had similar problems with lots of other software, anything from Microsoft for example. I wonder, could the subject of a new similar lawsuit be the many instances of covertly installed spyware along with other software? Hmm.

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  14. AOL should learn from MS by idiotnot · · Score: 1

    By completely screwing with a customer's windows installation, they were just innovating, providing the customer with what they want. I mean, who'd want to use anything other than AOL's default settings? /sarcasm

    No, this proves exactly what happens when you cater to the lowest common denominator in computing. You try to make it so the customer can't fsck it up, and you end up fscking it up worse than if you hadn't made it easy.

    It does, however, seem wrong to me that AOL is paying damages -- if the contention is that the software wouldn't let them use AOL (which they pay for), that's one thing. But a person wouldn't be able to collect from, say, a piece of shareware that screwed things up. "THIS SOFTWARE IS PROVIDE AS-IS...."

  15. I hope AOL techs still aren't this stupid by boo__yeah · · Score: 1

    Customer: I found a real Internet Service Provider. But I can't use it because AOL keeps popping up whenever I get online!

    AOL Tech: What're you talking about?? AOL is the Internet!

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  16. No Wonder Settlement Happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the earlier article:

    "The suit seeks damages of up to $1,000 for each of the 8 million consumers estimated to have installed the software."

    From the later article:

    "America Online has agreed to pay $15.5 million... Under the plan, consumers would be paid about $8.1 million, with the rest going mostly to the attorneys."

    That's about $10 per consumer. Looks like two orders of magnititude were lost in the shuffle. Maybe the plaintiffs should consider a class action lawsuit against their own counsel?

    1. Re:No Wonder Settlement Happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's $1 per customer and 3 orders of magnitude.

    2. Re:No Wonder Settlement Happened by DrSbaitso · · Score: 1

      I think you mean $1 per consumer. This is why it's such a great deal to be a class action lawyer :) The trick is to settle as soon as you get a big number, and who cares what your clients get. If only the represented could choose whether or not to accept a settlement offer...

      btw, IANAL, my dad is. So I'm sure i have a skewed view of the legal system somehow :)

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    3. Re:No Wonder Settlement Happened by elindauer · · Score: 1

      I'm no fan of lawyers, but it seems to me that most of the complaints here are unjustified.

      First of all, who really would have gone out on their own and filed a lawsuit against AOL? Many people are complaining that consumers will only get 10$, $250... that's more money than they would have gotten without the lawsuit, and they don't have to do anything but sign onto the claim.

      Besides that, one of the most important effects of such a lawsuit is to make software makers realize that they can't get away with stuff like this, which will hopefully make them a little more careful in the future. That too is a benefit that all AOL users receive for free, without having to go through the hassle of suing AOL themselves.

      Finally, if you really feel the fees are unfair, you can waive your participation in the suit and take it upon yourself to sue AOL. I doubt many of the complainers on this list would turn down fifty bucks in order to pursue this option...

  17. AOL didn't do anything wrong! by RealisticWeb.com · · Score: 1

    Or is it just me? I personally hate AOL, but what is wrong with it being the "default" program. Especially since you have the option of changing that! All kinds of competing software does this. Quicktime vs. Windows media, Netscape vs IE. What got me about this article was the little line "consumers would be paid about $8.1 million, with the rest going mostly to the attorneys." Ahhh... sudently the light goes on! To me this is nothing more than a way for some lawyers to get rich at the expence of someone else. Even if the "someone else" is a large company that most informed computer users hate, that doesn't make it right.

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  18. Damages by palme999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The settlement page indicates that you have to prove damages by producing a receipt showing that your computer was screwed up / unstable / unable to dial any other isp / etc. and you had to have it fixed. What money does a person get if they fix it themselves, or their granddaughter comes over and makes it all better?

    1. Re:Damages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My thoughts as well. I still have nightmarish flashbacks to fixing my parent's PC network settings over and over again because of AOL. CompuServe was no better either. I used to work for them and occasionally needed to use the CS client from home. Installing that software on my computer was about as much fun as cutting off my fingers one by one.

    2. Re:Damages by huckda · · Score: 1

      No one said a kid can't bill his relatives for 'on-site technical support'. I believe the going rate is somewhere in the neighborhood of $75/hr. Make out an invoice and date it a year or so ago and then it's all good.

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    3. Re:Damages by eyegor · · Score: 1

      I'd happily fill out a bill for my parents to submit. I do all of their tech support anyway, I might as well make some bucks from all those years of helping them. :)

      Please don't hate me for saying this:

      AOL actually does serve their target audience fairly well. For those who know NOTHING about computers (or those who want to know nothing), AOL is a fairly easy path to the Internet.

      It does have some issues as we all know: bad e-mail and silly user interface and obnoxious marketing practices being at the top of the list. I retch every time I have to do anything using the AOL client.

      But in spite of all the problems, most people just don't want to know about dialers, and modem strings or DNS servers. AOL just got a bit hamfisted with the AOL 5.0 install...

      Basically, AOL is the McDonalds of the Internet.

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    4. Re:Damages by mrmag00 · · Score: 1

      except mcdonalds is where you take your kids to eat, and aol is an isp. beyond that, they certianly are the same....

    5. Re:Damages by pokka · · Score: 1

      According to the settlement, you get different amount of money based on how much proof you can show. If you can show both evidence that you use another ISP in addition to AOL and proof from a third party (computer technician, etc) that the problem existed, then you're eligible for a maximum of $250.00 You're eligible for a max of $167 for 1 piece of proof, or $83 for no proof.

    6. Re:Damages by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 1

      Considering the work the person, granddaughter, son, dog, hooker, etc does on the system has a value of as much as $100 per hour in some cases, then it doesn't matter if ther service was paid for or not.

      Now, you and I, able to do this work ourselves, see it as no big deal. But I know people who regularly pay $50-$100 for simple tasks as memory installs or hard drive reformats/OS installs.

      It's not much different from the the guy that has a 4 acre lawn and hires the guy with the tractor down the road to come mow the whole thing and pays him for the services. The only real difference is some people have tractors, and some people have computer skills.

      --

      "Everything you know is wrong. (And stupid.)"

      Moderation Totals: Wrong=2, Stupid=3, Total=5.
    7. Re:Damages by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      "The settlement page indicates that you have to prove damages by producing a receipt showing that your computer was screwed up and has to be fixed"

      Sounds like an ideal case to cite when we all take Sony to court for f---ing people's iMac CD drives.

    8. Re:Damages by Grax · · Score: 1

      Have yourself, or your grandaughter, give you a receipt for their time spent. Charge $50-$100/hour.

  19. and for those of us who work for other ISPs... by Artifex · · Score: 4, Interesting

    and who had to do dialup support back when this came out, and had customers bitching and moaning at US because they were dumb enough to pop a CD someone mailed them into their computer... as always, there will be nothing.

    I swear, we should have kept track of the hours spent, and then billed AOL or something.

    --
    Get off my launchpad!
  20. How many barrels of oil by blair1q · · Score: 2

    were used to make AOL's drink coasters?

    --Blair

  21. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Informative

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  22. I hate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate Netscape/Mozilla. Why did those programmers back in 1997 decide to combine several programs which should be seperate into one? It just adds useless bloat.

    Microsoft on the other hand has made their internet programs, Internet Explorer and Outlook Express, seperate from each other which is just plain better.

    No one will adopt Netscape/Mozilla as their browser for just this reason. It is not modular.

    1. Re:I hate it by oyenstikker · · Score: 1

      "It is not modular."

      Then use Galeon.

      --
      The masses are the crack whores of religion.
    2. Re:I hate it by Kindaian · · Score: 1

      You really don't know of what you are talking about. If a browser with mail, composer and all the other stuff in 10mb is too much, then tell me how much you think IE fits in...

      And M$ programs aren't separate from each others... they are all tied up in the OS.

      And Mozilla is modular... you can choose what you wan't to install. On the other hand, in the M$ land, you can't uninstall the browser or mail program or anything at all... FULL BLOAT!

      Cheers...
      P.S.- And Mozilla is much better then IE!

    3. Re:I hate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, all the big software comapny's are looking to be THE cleint for the Internet, basically by producing all-in-one "swiss army knife" products. Let Netscape push the envelope for WWW browsers, but I'll keep my Eudora and Free Agent, Thank you.

      I'd like to see it go "modular" so that on installation I could pick and choose those applications I want to implement. That way I don't need all the buggy overhead on my HD that I'm never going to use.

    4. Re:I hate it by Stackis · · Score: 1
      I agree totally

      Mozilla kicks major ass over IE....I can uninstall Mozilla if I choose...

      I use to be a Windows user at work and at home....now I'm a Linux user, who uses Mozilla...

      As far as AOL goes....well let's just say I no longer have a learning permit to drive :)

      --

      "Look where we worship" -- Jim Morrison
    5. Re:I hate it by cobar · · Score: 2

      They're probably going to do this at some point, it's just a matter of time. Initially they chose the benefits of making it all one app for sharing data more easily between components. But now the complications incurred by having to support every app's preferences and keyboard shortcuts will probably result is us seeing a stripped down browser (mozilla/browser) as well as autonomous mail/news and chat clients post 1.0.

      It just takes picking a different chrome file to load when starting the app. All it will really amount to is the same apps just running in separate processes - they all need the same libraries. So they'll end up sharing pages and using a similar amount of ram separated as when they were joined.

    6. Re:I hate it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, given that a US court is trying to determine whether or not it's possible for IE to be modular, I don't think it has room to talk on the subject.

    7. Re:I hate it by LiENUS · · Score: 1

      just a note, if you find ieradicator (dont have a link here) you can uninstall msie, however it leaves the html engine in (its the part thats tied into everything) but you can uninstall oulook express with no trouble at all without even a patch.

  23. sue them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since you dont have logs it might not help you, but talk to different people about starting a class action suit of ISP Support vs AOL... if a bunch of ISPs sued and AOL settled, some would get their money back, and hopefully aol wont be so stupid in the future.

  24. Worthless by da_Den_man · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This claim is worthless to me. The claim form says I need receipts. I handled my own system and the only thing I lost was time and access. Why would I bill myself for working on my own computer?

    Yes, I used AOL at that time, because it was the only service in the area I was living in that would allow me access. The only connection available was dial up, as this was rural area. Did the connect to AOL work? Yes, but it also prevented me from dialing into my work and connecting to the local system there.

    I guess it doesn't matter at this point. This suit only allows for people who willingly used the AOL service, yet did not know anything was wrong with their system. Funny how the only people who would be able to know something was wrong are the same persons being excluded (because they are able to provide their own solution).

    --
    You keep going until you die..."Me".
    1. Re:Worthless by saphena · · Score: 1

      This claim is worthless to me. The claim form says I need receipts. I handled my own system and the only thing I lost was time and access. Why would I bill myself for working on my own computer?

      Looking on the bright side, you've avoided a double whammy. If you had billed yourself and kept receipts, thereby enabling a claim against AOL, you would have paid tax on your "income" then and you would have to pay tax on the compensation for that expenditure now

    2. Re:Worthless by pokka · · Score: 1

      The claim form says I need receipts.

      Well, if it says you must have receipts, it may be a mistake in the claim form. Read the actual terms of settlement here. You can get up to $83 with no receipts (just a sworn statement).

    3. Re:Worthless by Grax · · Score: 1

      Why would I bill myself for working on my own computer?

      Because your time is worth money and you need a receipt to collect.

  25. Good news for Mr. Katz by Tetravus · · Score: 1

    Looks like John will be compensated for his time dealing with the unpleasant AOL account cancellation staff.

    http://features.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/0 5/ 14/0138249&mode=thread&tid=95

    ~Alexander

  26. My opinion on the AOL CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AOL should start sending out CD-RW disks so people can write over them like we used to do with the floppies. I miss those days. Now the best purpose an AOL CD can serve is a coaster.

    1. Re:My opinion on the AOL CDs by Kindaian · · Score: 1

      I normally use them as monitor bases... 4 piles of cd's make a very nice and stable base...

      Cheers...

    2. Re:My opinion on the AOL CDs by Stackis · · Score: 1

      dewd, they like make awesome coasters...

      --

      "Look where we worship" -- Jim Morrison
  27. This is just stupid... by coene · · Score: 2, Interesting

    $15M suit. $8M after lawyers fees. Maximum take per customer that files is $250 (DOLLARS). This seems like the kind of lawsuit that serves no purpose whatsoever. Software modifies your computer, thats all there is to it. From what I gather, there's nothing malicious going on by AOL, they just got users that complained that the aol software:

    -made itself default on the system. netscape tries todo this, hell even mozilla does this.

    -makes computers more instable. last i knew, AOL runs on windows. if you install ANYTHING, ittl make windows less stable. thats part of the game.

    -didnt allow users to connect to remote ISP's. this sounds like a DUN/RAS problem. so, readd the other ISP.

    I'm probably oversimplifying the small details, but all in all, this is plain stupid.

    People arent going to be taken seriously when real problems occur if people sue for this kind of stuff.

  28. About time!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's about time someone sued AND WON a lawsuit for crappy software. I mean, we are free to wrtie crappy software, but when you practically force people to use insecure/unstable/harmful software, there is a certain amount of accountability. I wonder if we can start suing MS for all the time we've spent rebooting at work, installing uber-patches to save our computers, etc. THAT settlement could (and SHOULD) put MS into bankruptcy.

    1. Re:About time!! by QuodEratDemonstratum · · Score: 1

      (and SHOULD) put MS into bankruptcy

      Then you are stuck with buggy and insecure software whose manufacturer has gone bankrupt. Are you really better off in this situation?

    2. Re:About time!! by twiztidlojik · · Score: 1

      Sure, we can all use macs! *glances around* ...er, I mean linux!

      --
      I will now redundantly add my name to the end of my post. You know, in case you forgot me or something.
  29. I work at a ISP by dcstimm · · Score: 5, Informative

    I work at a ISP as a Tech support rep, the isp I work for is a 56k provider, any one that has Windows 95, 98 or ME, will have problems with AOL software 5 and version 4. This is what you do to fix it: 1. R&R Dial up Networking (DUN) Say no to version conflicts (in the control panel go to add remove programs) 2. R&R TCPIP and remove all AOL clients installed in your "Network" in the control panel. Make sure when you are done you have Client For Microsoft Networks, Dial Up Adapter and TCPIP. I normally reinstall everything But Dial Up adapter. Save and it will ask you for your windows cd or cabs, supply them and MAKE SURE YOU SAY "NO" to all version conflicts. It will ask to reboot say "No" 3. GO into msconfig and remove AOL from the startup of your computer!! Press yes and reboot! Now you should be all set! No more curruption. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO CLEAN YOUR SYSTEM! And if this doesnt work you have alot of registry hacks to do... P.S. DO NOT OPEN AOL AGAIN or it will recurrupt your system! :)

  30. Fantastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Layout your guidelines of what you expect the software to handle before it's written. Write or create test cases which will check for the guidelines. Now write the software and fix it until it passes all of the tests.

    That said, it depends on what I'm doing as to whether the test cases are automated or a quick checklist.

    Last, I've yet to figure out how to effectively test for bugs in the test case code ;)

  31. I work at a ISP Opps forgot to format by dcstimm · · Score: 1

    I work at a ISP as a Tech support rep, the isp I work for is a 56k provider, any one that has Windows 95, 98 or ME, will have problems with AOL software 5 and version 4. This is what you do to fix it:

    1. R&R (Remove and Reinstall) Dial up Networking (DUN) Say no to version conflicts (in the control panel go to add remove programs)
    2. R&R TCPIP and remove all AOL clients installed in your "Network" in the control panel. Make sure when you are done you have Client For Microsoft Networks, Dial Up Adapter and TCPIP. I normally reinstall everything But Dial Up adapter. Save and it will ask you for your windows cd or cabs, supply them and MAKE SURE YOU SAY "NO" to all version conflicts. It will ask to reboot say "No"
    3. GO into msconfig and remove AOL from the startup of your computer!! Press yes and reboot!

    Now you should be all set! No more curruption. THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO CLEAN YOUR SYSTEM! And if this doesnt work you have alot of registry hacks to do...

    P.S. DO NOT OPEN AOL AGAIN or it will recurrupt your system! :)

  32. Gravity is a myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at the subject of the message. He's not trying to offer any insight: he posting obviously inflammatory and false remarks. You have been trolled.

    Are you going to bother refuting the subject of this message?

  33. The Real Winner... by futuresheep · · Score: 1

    Is still the comsumer. This is the first major lawsuit I can think of against a software developer that takes care of that ridiculous "we're not responsible for any damage our buggy POS software does to your PC" clause.

    VIVA LA VICTOIRE!!!

    1. Re:The Real Winner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Is "Viva" French?
      I think you mean "Vivre"...

  34. And reinstall DUN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -didnt allow users to connect to remote ISP's. this sounds like a DUN/RAS problem. so, readd the other ISP.

    No, it installed a heavily customized version of the Dial-Up Networking (DUN) DLLs, which was incompatible with most standard Internet access. To regain connectivity to other ISPs, a user had to uninstall AOL, remove the AOL Adapter, and reinstall DUN.

    -- Pinocchio Poppins (former alt.aol-sucks member)

    1. Re:And reinstall DUN by norwoodites · · Score: 1

      Actually I would say this is a windows problem for being able to replace DUN DLL's.
      On the Mac there is an aol driver that looks like an ethernet card/dail-up(ppp) also there are different drivers for slip.

  35. How much do I get? by donnacha · · Score: 1

    I reckon we all deserve hefty compensation for having to the flood of morons AOL has unleashed onto the 'Net over the last five years.

    1. Re:How much do I get? by GigsVT · · Score: 2

      AOL provides a valuable service. How would you feel if AOL types were flooding onto certain open source related IRC networks, or other places with generally high quality.

      AOL provides idiots a sandbox to play in, and keeps them away from intelligent people. For this, we need to thank them.

      --
      I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
    2. Re:How much do I get? by nuggetman · · Score: 1

      AOL provides a valuable service. How would you feel if AOL types were flooding onto certain open source related IRC networks, or other places with generally high quality.

      I believe this has been happening since the September that never ended.

      --
      ...and that's all there is to it.
  36. How will they distribute the settlement? by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 2

    "Yes, well, we were planning on increasing our price by $2 per month starting in July, so in lieu of sending out checks we'll only charge everyone $1 more for the month of July. From August on we will be charging the planned $2 increase."

  37. Small comfort by wraithgar · · Score: 1

    It's a small comfort to those of us in Tech Support for and ISP, but.. man.. it's good to see that it didn't TOTALLY go unnoticed.

    That stupid AOL Dialup Adapter caused us more headaches then all the people who couldn't remember their e-mail passwords in the history of the internet ever did.

  38. Fast food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mc Donalds is where you go to get fat and eat a burger around a 500 calories, but SubWay is where you go to eat a sub around 50 calories. AOL is where you go for bad service but MSN is where they treat you right.

    1. Re:Fast food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for the part where you have to deal with a different, shiny, new flucked up piece of software! IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH THAT I HAVE TO SHELL OUT 20 MB OF RAM TO GET AN INTERNET CONNECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  39. "Evil Connectoid" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What sucks most about AOL's behavior is that they knew before shipping 5.0 that it had this "Evil Connectoid" bug. See this story from 1999.

  40. fuzzy math by Bastian · · Score: 2

    30% of the settlement, or an equal share, which ever is less.

    That's right up there with "Heads, I win. Tails, you lose."

    1. Re:fuzzy math by legoboy · · Score: 2

      30% of the settlement, or an equal share, which ever is less.

      That's right up there with "Heads, I win. Tails, you lose."

      No, no, no. He means an equal share to say 'the same as each individual client', meaning about three dollars, or whatever each AOLer got. Which would be ridiculous, but would also serve as a deterrant to such mass groupings for a lawsuit... Probably a bad thing, as the hundreds of smaller ones would tie up the courts even further.

      --
      If a tree falls on an anonymous coward yelling 'first post' in the forest, does anybody hear?
  41. Serious? by malcolm2r · · Score: 1

    How can this be serious? Loads of software that people install screws up there system but the eula always says that the company take no responsibility for any damaged caused. Out of all the things that software could do to bugger up you system, changing a few internet connection settings doesn't seem like that big a deal. Then again this is America, where people sue at the drop of a hat.

    1. Re:Serious? by Maserati · · Score: 2
      It can be serious if an AOL install wipes out a work-related conenction. During my first stint on helldesk, for a major medical research university, I spoke to a woman who ran into this. her kids had installed AOL 5.0 on the home PC, selected it as the default, and it wiped out her other dialup configurations and we couldn't recreate them - it would no longer dial anything but AOL. For security purposes certain databases are only accessible to users dialed in to the campus modem pool (no VPN, they had enough trouble with modems). With only an AOL connection, she couldn't work remotely anymore.


      She had one of the best cases against AOL I've heard of. Her kids can't be held to the waiver of liability and AOL did prevent her from connecting to anyone else than AOL. She suffered damage to her property and an inability to perform her work, plus she would have to have her PC repaired, possibly by an expensive house call (mine $ure are for Win98). All of this adds up to tangible losses caused by a company that isn't protected by a waiver of liability.


      I told her there was a class action already underway, and that she was basically hosed until a tech can get to her machine.


      Good thing she was on the research side, rather than the clinical side...

      --
      Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1992-1951
    2. Re:Serious? by neuroticia · · Score: 1

      AOL's target market is "Non-brilliant people" (sorry, but it's a generalization that is normally true) who do not know how to copy/paste let alone restore the settings that the tech person set up that allowed them to sign onto their work computer. To top it off, if someone was using BYO access and paying the $9.x/month that AOL charges for that--and then 5.0 killed their real account settings, then they would end up paying a premium for AOL service until they were able to figure out how to restore their settings.

      How is this not damaging?

      -Sara

  42. How much is it worth per person? by Captain_Frisk · · Score: 2
    While it is only $1 per person, how much should it be?

    Your computer isn't worth all that much, neither is the software on it.

    AOL didnt't really harm them.

    While their practices may be disgusting, how much in damages are you looking to exact?

    The only thing that this does is put a bunch of AOL employees in the unemployment category.

  43. AOL = Supreme Authority? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there is this site( i belueve the .isgay.com and co sites) that have their hate mail posted on it. it seems that half the time the people threaten to tell AOL on them or the "internet police" to what they are referring too i can only guess but has aol set itself up so that people think it controls things that much? perhaps an intro to the "internet" become mandatory in high school? i know most kids these days have the basic use of a computer down but they do not know anything about how the internet is arranged.

  44. I don't think it's a "flood" by in.johnnyd · · Score: 1

    I believe the correct term for multiple AOLers is "snert."

    Your statement should read: "the snert of morons AOL has unleashed..."

    1. Re:I don't think it's a "flood" by Stackis · · Score: 1
      I believe the correct term for multiple AOLers is "snert."

      Actually the correct term is "handheld"

      --

      "Look where we worship" -- Jim Morrison
    2. Re:I don't think it's a "flood" by donnacha · · Score: 1


      > I believe the correct term for
      > multiple AOLers is "snert."

      Well, I've certainly been feeling very snerted over the last few years.

  45. Should not have settled, for general benefit by new500 · · Score: 2

    . .

    Okay, it's 5am and I may not be 100% :)

    What strikes me is that this settlement is irrelevant :

    From discussion above, (Settlement - Legal Fees) / Complainants does not amount to a whole hill of beans for any individual, let alone even real compensation for the time and effort involved in fixing the settings which were hijacked. I agree also that the way that the complainants have to get a "receipt" for their troubles from another ISP is bumkum.

    Okay, that notwithstanding, none of this has any benefit to the consuer _at large_ because it was a settlement between private parties.

    If it had been a _ruling_ and some case law / precedent were set, then other companies planning this might have to take note and stop hijacking people's configurations.

    Maybe I'm missing something about US law, but this strikes me as just a payoff to a few lawyers and a bunch of complainants who bothered to do their (pretty ridiculous) paperwork. If it's just a private settlement, there's nothing to say it will discourage anyone from using the same unplesant practises in future.

    Oh well, since when did "public good" pay anyone's bills . . . .

  46. AOL Keyword... by Stackis · · Score: 1

    What the!

    --

    "Look where we worship" -- Jim Morrison
  47. Some good points about AOL by nshoe74 · · Score: 1

    I used AOL for nearly 5 years. I am not a fan of their service, but still maintain an account because my girlfriend prefers it. I used to do tech support at a call center that supported several major laptop manufacturers. Every night I would fight the very problems (not as many as an ISP fights I'm sure) described in this suit and then go home and sign onto AOL myself. However, I had several reasons:

    1. I'm not sure of the limit today, but they used to allow you to send up to 35 meg attachments you could also do this multiple times. On more than one occasion I had over 100 meg in my inbox.

    2. they were very early in their implementation of web based email (yes, i used hotmail and places like that too in the past, but the file size limitation often got in the way.)

    3. In the old days (I definately can't say this anymore) the junk mail, for some reason, seemed to be a lot less on that account compared to hotmail, yahoo, etc.

    4. Uptime - i don't think i can remember a time that the main AOL service being down caused any problems for me.

    5. admittedly, dial-up to AOL can be somewhat problematic depending on the quality of the local number, but AOL combined with a local ISP for a BYOA (bring your own access) account provided a lot of flexibility.

    6. this point is not near as valid as it used to be, but the AOL only content that used to be offered was much higher quality overall than a lot of what was offered on the internet in general. (I'm pretty sure I'm going to hear about this one)

    My main point in all of this is not to say AOL is great... far from it. I am saying that it has merits that can benefit the advanced user as well as the novice user that thinks AOL is the entire internet.

    anyone remember the commecial where the guy says "My friend told me to get AOL, I said why I've already got a computer."
    that one always cracked me up:)

  48. AOL vs. MSN.... by Hallowed · · Score: 1

    I am one of the poor souls that had to switch to MSN thanks to Qwest for my dialup support (rural MT, and Qwest was fast and stable for a 56k connection.) The required M$ software totally ursurped my dialup networking, I cannot find any way to uninstall it when I change to a new provider, of course I can't check email with mozilla and have to use wonderful Outlook, and along with several other annoyances, I can't even close msn messenger down because it is used be other programs. How is this really any different than AOL? We have less and less control of our rights every day while these large organizations try to manipulate everything we do with our lives.....shrug, welcome to corporate america I guess.....

    --

    1. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend.

    2. Do not eat iPod shuffle.

  49. Welcome to the future by pussyco · · Score: 1

    Have you read Right to read yet?

  50. Software installer ethics/laws needed. by dpbsmith · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm trying to remember when it began. Which version of Windows was it that detected the presence of OS/2 on the hard drive and offered to remove it "to free up disk space?"

    I'm sick to death of competitive installations. When I put my mouse over an "upgrade software now" button I feel like I'm playing Russian roulette and am just about to pull the trigger.

    What are the chances that I'm going to disable something else I use? Yes, there's a huge grey area: sometimes the effect is innocently (bad SQA). Sometimes it's semi-intentional, the software equivalent of the car rental clerk saying "sign here" over a page of 50%-gray type on a 33%-grey background. You know, what does this gobbledegook about 'making the the default application for opening your media files' mean? I guess I'll just push the return key and take the default....

    Sometimes I think it's intentional. Hey, we're just sharp, competitive businessmen, kicking competitors in the groin is what made this country great...

    I think needs at the very least to be a "truth-in-installation" law. The installer should disclose clearly, in plain language, EVERYTHING it's going to do in terms that are meaningful to the consumer. ("Increase stability, and, oh, yes, enforce the license agreement by technical means and, by the way, send information to us over the Internet which, according to our just-changed privacy policy we can share with our trusted partners...)

  51. Friends don't let friends use AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't let your relatives, or your coworkers, or anyone that wants to see the real Internet use AOL.

    People that like to have their information filtered and riddled with ads could use it, but I don't know anyone like that.

  52. OT my poker party by L.+VeGas · · Score: 1

    Me: ha, ha.. largest quarterly loss ever.
    Geek (rich): I know, I know.. I still made money in the long run.
    Designer: what?
    Me: AOL
    Designer: AOL SUCKS!
    Geek (rich): I hear they're going to acquire Cox.
    Designer: Ten inches and longer?
    Geek (rich): Netscape, Time Warner, what next?
    Designer: NETSCAPE SUCKS!

  53. Then what? Lawsuit is stupid. by Erris · · Score: 2
    After all that removal of "corruption", your client now wants to access their AOL account, but can't. What do you tell them? "AOL sucks" or "AOL is not internet friendly" is not the answer. So your instructions are relativly useless.

    A tech actually told the latter line about Mozilla when I asked how I could access my mail account with a user name like "Erris@mycoputer". I ended up using fetchmail to get around the stupid set up, and the blocked incomming port 25, but the tech did NOT help me.

    AOL has to go to all of these lenghts because M$ will break their client if they do not. That fact makes this whole lawsuit a bunch of BULLSHIT. TWO PIECES OF SOFTWARE DID NOT WORK TOGETHER. ONE OF THEM REFUSES TO WORK WITH SOFTWARE FROM MANY OTHER COMPANIES, AND OLDER VERSIONS OF THEIR OWN SOFTWARE. WHICH PIECE OF SOFTWARE DO YOU THINK WAS AT FAULT IN THIS CASE?

    Yes, I'm an AOL user. I've had an account for freaking ever. I access it through AOL anywhere with Mozilla on any computer with a browser. My OS preference is Debian. There is much AOL could do better, but there's not much they can do about their M$ client software.

    --
    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
  54. Or something. Give credit where credit is due. by Erris · · Score: 2
    I swear, we should have kept track of the hours spent, and then billed AOL or something.

    How about a lawsuit against M$ for letting it happen? It's their googey system that boned everyone. They built a userless OS with a flimsy registry that any software can stick any old binary crap into but will break your computer. They did it so they could force MSN, AOL used the exact same mechanisms. The whole Hell Desk thing is a direct result of this kind of intentional push. Is is AOL's fault M$ spagetti coded everything to break if you want an ISP that is not M$?

    Look at the numbers. Are one in ten techs at your ISP on standby for Apple calls? How about Linux? No? How about the number of acutal calls? Apple, Linux, BSD, Solaris, not giving you problems? Hmmmmm, that's a wide spectrum of users that don't have this and other kinds of problems. What do the majority of calls have in common? NEXT!

    --
    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
  55. au countraire by geektweaked.com · · Score: 1

    the real winner in this is the lawyers. they get almost half.

    -c

  56. Using AOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hate to say it, but after signing onto AOL back in like 1992, I still have my AOL account. I never use it for actual dialup access or anything, I just keep it around ($10/month) for the email address. I've given many people over the years that email address, and even though I am now using SBC DSL and have another email address, I've kept the AOL access just because I want to be accessable to people I may have given my address to years ago.

    Not that I like AOL. In fact, a lot of the time I just use the web access for my email.

  57. New.NET? by The+Pi-Guy · · Score: 1

    Time for someone to sue New.NET over this crap? I need to reinstall my box because of Eww.NET-alikes hijacking my browser...

    --joshua

  58. Diary of an AOL user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the 1st time i read this I laughed out loud:

    Diary of an AOL user

    july 18- i just tried to connect to america online, which I've heard is the best online service I can get. i can't connect, i dont know what is wrong.

    july 19- some guy at the tech support center says my computer needs a modem. i dont see why. hes just trying to cheat me. how dumb does he think i am?

    july 20- i bought the modem. i couldnt figure out where it goes. it wouldnt fit in the moniter or the printer. im confused.

    july 21- i finally got the modem in and hooked up. that three year old next door did it for me.

    july 22- that three year old kid next door hooked me up to america online for me. hes so smart.

    july 23- whats the internet? i thought i was on america online, not this internet thingy. im confused.

    july 24- the three year old kid next door showed me how to use this america online stuff. he must be a genius, at least compared to me.

    july 25- i tried to use chat today. i tried to talk into my computer but nothing happened. maybe i need to buy a microphone.

    july 26- i found this thingy called usenet. i got out of it because im connected to america online, not usenet. i went to the doctor today for my regular checkup. he says that since i connected to america online, my brain has mysteriously shrunk to half its normal size.

    july 27- these people in this usenet thingy keep using capital letters. how do they do that? i never figured out how to type capital letters. maybe they have a different type of keyboard.

    july 28- i found this thingy called the usenet oracle. it says that it can answer any questions i ask it. i asked it 44 seperate questions about the internet. i hope it responds soon.

    july 29- i found a group called rec.humor. i decided to post this joke about why the chicken crossed the road. to get to the other side! ha
    ha! i wasn't sure if i posted it right so i posted it 56 more times.

    july 30- i keep hearing about the world wide web. i didnt know spiders grew that large.

    july 31- the oracle responded to my questions today. geez, it was rude. i was so angry that i posted an angry message about it to rec.humor.oracle.d. i wasn't sure if it posted right so i posted it 22 more times.

    august 1- someone told me to read the faq. geez, they didn't have to use profanity.

    august 2- i just read this post called make money fast. im so exited, im going to make lots of money. i followed his instructions and posted it to every newsgroup i could find.

    august 3- i just made my signature file. its only 6 pages long, so i will have to work on it some more.

    august 4- i just looked at a group called alt.aol.sucks. i read a few posts and i really believe that aol should be wiped off the face of the earth. i wonder what an "aol" is, however.

    august 5- i was asking where to find some information about something. some guy told me to check out ftp.netcom.com. ive looked and looked,
    but i cant find that group.

    august 6- some guy suspended my account because of what i was doing. i told him i don't have an account at his bank. hes so dumb.

  59. Re:Or something. Give credit where credit is due. by Artifex · · Score: 2

    Is is AOL's fault M$ spagetti coded everything to break if you want an ISP that is not M$?

    Did you read the article? DUN (Microsoft's Dial Up Networking applet) isn't the problem, here.
    DUN works fine with non-MS ISPs. Other ISPs are not on trial here for screwing up settings with their broken proprietary software.

    Or is your idea of a real ISP someone who forces you to install a proprietary dialer and other software that tracks your usage and tries to market to you, and also uses proprietary protocols for mail, etc.?

    This isn't talk radio. Get a clue, or at least read the article, before you spew. It is definitely AOL's fault, not only for releasing buggy code, but for denying that it was a problem for days and weeks afterwords, after it became public knowledge and we began warning our customers. You would be all over Microsoft if they did this; why are you defending AOL?

    Look at the numbers. Are one in ten techs at your ISP on standby for Apple calls? How about Linux? No? How about the number of acutal calls?

    *nix installs, with the exception of OSX, are not sufficiently end-user-friendly enough for us to do much troubleshooting for customers. Just think of where all your RPMs might be, whether your permissions are set properly, etc. Oh, yah, and do you think maybe the reason that a huge number of our calls are for MS Windows boxes is because almost all of our end users use MS Windows, anyway? Mac users would know to delete and rebuild if things get "corrupted" (they "corrupt" more often than our MS users) and *nix users either know how to administer their systems or have admins on staff.

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    Get off my launchpad!
  60. M$ is junk, yeah, yeah, yeah... by Erris · · Score: 2
    You would be all over Microsoft if they did this; why are you defending AOL?

    Eh? I am over M$. Their crap banished to a network blind computer in the corner of my room that talks to cameras and a scanner. A real OS is used on the same machine to transfer files off it.

    The reason that is so is because I got sick of rebuilding broken M$ garbage. M$ built a flimsy OS so that it would easier to replace than fix. Face it, most people who actually use and rely on M$ junk have to rebuild their computer once every two months or so, or it gets all slow and broken. If AOL's stuff broke M$ it's M$'s fault, period. If M$ had a reasonable OS it would not be broken that way, all the time. If every M$ software maker was held to this standard, they would all be hit, especially M$. Show me one Win95 or 98 box that has been used that has not required a rebuild. Don't tell me w2k is any better, I'm forced to use that buggy junk at work.

    Oh, yah, and do you think maybe the reason that a huge number of our calls are for MS Windows boxes is because almost all of our end users use MS Windows, anyway?

    I think 10% of your users have macs, and at leat 7% use Linux. If 1 in 6 of your calls are not about mac or linux problems, you can be sure that what people say about M$ being crap is true.

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    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
  61. Re:Then what? Lawsuit is stupid. by dcstimm · · Score: 1

    umm no, if they open AOL it repairs its self and currupts the system again (AOL fixes its self)