Haven't you noticed the "MPAA sucks ass, let's go see Star Wars phenom around here?
This is why trolls become trolls. You can accuse us of drowning out the signal in our noise, but you've got to admit it's a pretty fucking stupid signal.
While you're compiling that spiffy new linux kernel, you may want to kill some time. Since you're reading slashdot, you obviously don't have a lady or any friends to talk to, so here's what you do:
Buy 1 jar of peanut butter
Remove the lid
Have sex with the peanut butter
If you're on a budget, you may want to reuse the same jar of peanut butter more than once. If the trash man or anyone else asks "what's up with all the peanut butter?" explain to him that you are having sex with the peanut butter.
The peanut butter has the added benefit of softening the skin, making your penis look years younger. Of course, no one else will ever see your penis, but hey, it's nice to feel pretty.
While you're compiling that spiffy new linux kernel, you may want to kill some time. Since you're reading slashdot, you obviously don't have a lady or any friends to talk to, so here's what you do:
Buy 1 jar of peanut butter
Remove the lid
Have sex with the peanut butter
If you're on a budget, you may want to reuse the same jar of peanut butter more than once. If the trash man or anyone else asks "what's up with all the peanut butter?" explain to him that you are having sex with the peanut butter.
The peanut butter has the added benefit of softening the skin, making your penis look years younger. Of course, no one else will ever see your penis, but hey, it's nice to feel pretty.
So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home, And I love cheesecake. So I went to the cheesecake company, And they asked me if I could drive a truck, And I said yes and they said you're hired. So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes, And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake. So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake, And I also took one for later, And I took one for my friend Farmboy, And I took one to bring home, And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes. So I took another one. Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes. So I take five cakes to eat on the way, And I drive another block and a half to my house. Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for desert. I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious. Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town. And I miss everybody a lot, But I'm not really sorry, Because they were very delicious cheesecakes.
But why only 20x bigger than DVD? I mean, a DVD has more than 20x the capacity of a CD, right? Are we just taking smaller steps because optical is getting closer to maximum density?
Also, do you think anyone's noticed that my socks and shoes don't match?
I've got a Mac Classic II that I want to try OpenBSD on, but I don't have a CDROM drive for it. It has SCSI connecters, so I'm probably going to have to pick up an old skool SCSI CDROM.
Finding a good hookup is a terrible bitch. It sucks that responsible drug users (or even irresponsible ones) end up having to deal with the scum of the earth.
My new guy does front door delivery, never pinches, and always carries. Other than selling pot, I don't think he's a criminal at all. Truly a stoner's best pal.
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I missed an early, (possibly first) post because I was outside getting stoned.
It's the story of my life.
Of course it is.
The sun is hot.
It's fun to make incredibly obvious statements, isn't it?
This sounds fun!
Micrsoft is good for the little whippersnappers. You don't want them to grow up to be commies, do ya?
Taco: Think we should publish something that'll generate a lot of inane comments and stupid arguments so that we can boost ad views?
Taco's Hand, which is painted with lipstick doing that mouth hand thing (you know, that one thing with the thumb): Sure thing, Taco.
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. How to whore out your website.
Haven't you noticed the "MPAA sucks ass, let's go see Star Wars phenom around here?
This is why trolls become trolls. You can accuse us of drowning out the signal in our noise, but you've got to admit it's a pretty fucking stupid signal.
Linux Tip 205 - May 21, 2002
While you're compiling that spiffy new linux kernel, you may want to kill some time. Since you're reading slashdot, you obviously don't have a lady or any friends to talk to, so here's what you do:
If you're on a budget, you may want to reuse the same jar of peanut butter more than once. If the trash man or anyone else asks "what's up with all the peanut butter?" explain to him that you are having sex with the peanut butter.
The peanut butter has the added benefit of softening the skin, making your penis look years younger. Of course, no one else will ever see your penis, but hey, it's nice to feel pretty.
I'm a fool for lunch.
I'm fucking starving and there's nothing in the cupboard but a tube of cupcake papers and some salt. I don't remember ever making cupcakes.
I would go out but I'm fucking lazy so I'm just going to bitch here.
pretzels and hot mustard, baby.
don't forget the funk.
I used to believe that, but I've had lots of anal sex with aliens and they have never taken me into space.
At least they said they were aliens...
Linux Tip 205 - May 20, 2002
While you're compiling that spiffy new linux kernel, you may want to kill some time. Since you're reading slashdot, you obviously don't have a lady or any friends to talk to, so here's what you do:
If you're on a budget, you may want to reuse the same jar of peanut butter more than once. If the trash man or anyone else asks "what's up with all the peanut butter?" explain to him that you are having sex with the peanut butter.
The peanut butter has the added benefit of softening the skin, making your penis look years younger. Of course, no one else will ever see your penis, but hey, it's nice to feel pretty.
So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck,
Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home,
And I love cheesecake.
So I went to the cheesecake company,
And they asked me if I could drive a truck,
And I said yes and they said you're hired.
So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes,
And I drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake.
So I pulled over and I opened the trunk and I got a cheesecake,
And I also took one for later,
And I took one for my friend Farmboy,
And I took one to bring home,
And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes.
So I took another one.
Then I figured I might as well stop at my house to drop off all the cheesecakes.
So I take five cakes to eat on the way,
And I drive another block and a half to my house.
Now it's lunchtime so I eat ten cheesecakes and a cheesecake for desert.
I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious.
Anyway, I decided that the only thing to do would be to eat all the
rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town.
And I miss everybody a lot,
But I'm not really sorry,
Because they were very delicious cheesecakes.
This early post is dedicated to your lord and saviour, jesus christ.
go jeez!
A slashdot article I'm actually interested in!
But why only 20x bigger than DVD? I mean, a DVD has more than 20x the capacity of a CD, right? Are we just taking smaller steps because optical is getting closer to maximum density?
Also, do you think anyone's noticed that my socks and shoes don't match?
slashdot is slow
blew my first post, damnit
It's kind of like the immovable object getting hit with the unstoppable object.
Except that it's a huge penis replica and a distended rear end.
I love you, too.
OH ESS TEN.
It roxors the nutz off anything you're using.
I've got a Mac Classic II that I want to try OpenBSD on, but I don't have a CDROM drive for it. It has SCSI connecters, so I'm probably going to have to pick up an old skool SCSI CDROM.
No ethernet card so I can't go that route.
Anyone have any ideas?
I love it when it sprinkles.
OpenBSD rocks.
Eat it.
Lovely sunday morning, isn't it?
I spilled a beer on my new Apple keyboard once.
Truly a technological tragedy.
Finding a good hookup is a terrible bitch. It sucks that responsible drug users (or even irresponsible ones) end up having to deal with the scum of the earth.
My new guy does front door delivery, never pinches, and always carries. Other than selling pot, I don't think he's a criminal at all. Truly a stoner's best pal.
Hope you find a good, solid connect.
Sharing is sooooooo teh gay.