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  1. I read this book, this is what I thought on Intro to Encryption · · Score: 0, Funny

    d6a6bc0db10694a2d90e3a69648f3a03 8a89706b1ce31bc803bfde8cee6587db 0f4b65803f78b51e8946d4506ae62473 b99b64cc909c4efcb609ad83fba84a55 719ffbccd1f60fabb76192606929585c

  2. Sad news...Peterson Prosecution Dead at 1 on Learning Unix for Mac OS X Panther · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news of CNN - The Scott Peterson Prosection died today at 1. Apparently, they 'flip-flopped' in there prosection of the obvious double murderer. Perhaps they took cues from also-ran John Kerry. Both truly American idiotcons.

  3. Re:Wiki battlers not much different from slashdot on The Battle Over Candidates' Wikipedia Entries · · Score: -1

    Will you please shut the fuck up with your goddamned boring little factoids. No one cares, not even you you pathetic, incompetent karma whore.

  4. I think I speak for us all when I say: on The Battle Over Candidates' Wikipedia Entries · · Score: -1

    Shut the fuck up!

  5. Re:Right.. on Kerry Concedes Election To Bush · · Score: -1

    You are not going to move so why don't you just shut the fuck up.

  6. Re:The real question is on Slate Posts Top-Secret Exit Polling Numbers · · Score: -1

    The real question is what would Jesus do?

    He'd shut the fuck up.

  7. Re:Is it really that hard on Carbon Nanotubes Harder Than Diamond · · Score: 0, Funny

    Overuse of acronyms degrade language, you know.

    stfu

  8. Re:Summary of Next 50 Posts on Browsing Reality With Sensor Networks · · Score: -1, Troll

    Summary of your post: SHUT THE FUCK UP! It's only funny if you are quick witted enough to post this within 1 minute of the story going live. And even then, your post still sucked.

  9. Re:Yeah, Right on AT&T Announces VoIP Program · · Score: -1

    Read and comply to my username, dirty hippy.

  10. Re:No, I'm New Here on New Google Toolbar Brings Browse By Name · · Score: 0, Funny

    Shut the fuck up!

  11. Re:EDITOR ABUSE on U.S. Will Use Robots to Patrol Water Supply · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Wrong. This post starts at -1.

    From the FAQ: "Users with very low karma might lose the +1 associated with being a logged-in user. Extremely bad users might even be penalized to a -1."

  12. Re:Possibilities vs. Probabilities... on Rand Report Says Geospatial Data Not Big Threat · · Score: -1

    We're having an unrational fear of the unknown.

    Me fail english? That's unpossible!

  13. I CONCUR on Freecache · · Score: -1
  14. Re:BeOS won't die? on Practical File System Design with the Be File System · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I can't say any more, but you can connect the dots if you think about it for a while.

    Connecting...dots....Got it! It's your new gay porn company! Do I win a copy of your first release, "Iron Faggots: Battle Fisting!"?

  15. Re:Buffering...... on Lip Sync Problems with New Digital Displays? · · Score: -1

    Buffering....

    Buffering....

    Buffering....

    Shut the fuck up!

  16. Re:I must be New Here on MP3.com Archive Not Lost (1.7 Million Songs Saved) · · Score: -1, Troll

    Shut the fuck up!

  17. Re:Yo, Linux gurus on Analysis of Spam, and a Proposed Solution · · Score: -1

    497 days == 497.3 days * 86400 seconds * 100 (processor ticks per second) == 32 bit interger overflow. Some utils fail.

  18. Re:Here's a different viewpoint: on Cryptographic Security Architecture · · Score: -1

    I bet you furiously masturbate at every crypto related story posted on slashdot, don't you? Fucking egotistical jerk. LibTomCrypt, ideed. You should have called it LibFuriouslyMasturbatingFrenchCanadianJerkNamedTom Crypt

  19. Re:cool on New DVD Burners To Double Capacity · · Score: -1

    I have a question..... if moderators get in a mod war between +1, Funny and -1, Anything else..... is it possible for the person's karma to just get lower and lower or does it ignore an "overall karma" (disregarding funny since it doesn't count) of -1?

    I'll tell you from experience, it kills your karma. This account had excellent karma until I started posting only 'funny' comments. Negative mods will subtract(even overrated.) Since you get nothing for funny mods, you just keep losing karma. A single post can kill you if it gets alot of overrated mods, then modded back up to 5, then overrated, etc..

  20. Re:No, I'm New Here on A Law Show Set 25 Years from Now · · Score: -1

    Shut the fuck up!

  21. Re:Utah collectively needs to just on Top Web Businesses Oppose Utah Spyware Law · · Score: -1

    You owe me $699.

  22. Don't worry on Thirty-Three States Contributed to the MATRIX · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    They might get it right the first time, but then they'll think, "Hey, lets do it again. Maybe two more times." And then it will suck ass.

  23. Re:An application I'd like to have on Google, Amazon, and Beyond · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here's a simple perl script to do that. Feel free to modify it to your exact needs.

    #!/usr/bin/perl
    use strict;
    my($3,0,0,1,1,1,0,0)=(shift);unshift@s,$_ ,$_ for 1..$e-1;unshift'',$_ for split$/,`cat $f`;$x=\$_for sort{$a<=>$b}keys%w;for$n(
    reverse 3..$x){for$b(@{$w{$n}})wget`$-`;{$s=$n-1;$m{$n}=$b ;H:for$y(@{$w{$s}}){if($y=~/[$b
    ]{$s}/){$t=$y;$t= ~s/$_/X/ for split'',$b;if($t=~/X{$s}/){$m{$s}=$y;if($s==3){for
    (sort{$a<=>$b}keys%m){next if$_>$n;print:$e<10?$v<10?0:'':'').$v+t@s,$e;
    @p= (1,0);for(@s){push@m,$d=shift@m;push@p,$a=shift@p; $d?$a?++$x:++$y:$a?--$x:--$
    y,$l[$y][$x]=($e=>10? $v<10?'00':$v<10

  24. Here's one difference: on What Differentiates Linux from Windows? · · Score: -1, Troll

    $ uptime
    11:23am up 480 days, 20:43, 1 user, load average: 0.08, 0.02, 0.01

  25. Re:This isn't new. on Hollywood's Foundations Rest on Piracy · · Score: 1, Funny

    There was a tradition in the radio business of the 1930's of taking shows of other stations far away and broadcasting them as your own.

    There is the same trend on Slashdot too. Taking someone else's post and claiming it as your own. It's called trolling and most people here who are anti-copyright/patent,etc and pro stealing mp3s/movies/etc off the internet hate it. Maybe Hollywood should start refering to it as trolling or flamebait. It might be more effective.