There will be a pill men (and women) can take to remove the need for shaving. Trade named Depilorex, those that take the pill will lose all bodily hair and be referred to as 'smoothies' leading them to start a cult that worships the head of Steve Balmer.
After years of mis-understanding and accidental death, new Tablet PC's will come out that are chewable, in colorful Flintstone shapes.
Bill Gates will be a distant memory having been killed in 2006 in a bizarre accident when his computerized bidet malfunctions (a brief investigation can find no evidence of tampering and very little evidence of Mr. Gates)
Steve Balmer retires from Microsoft in 2005 to star and produce in a remake of the Battle for the Planet of the Apes. Mr. Balmer also becomes heavily involved with the smoothie cult as it's symbolic leader and introduces ritualistic clapping and hopping to the group before being asked to reduce his role and "just be the head"
Terrorism is a thing of the past when, in a 2003 CIA plot, the leaders of al-Qaida are clandestinely fed Depilorex and cannot look at each other without giggling and are too embarrassed appear in threatening videos.
The new head of Microsoft, an incomplete 6 year old Bill Gates clone hastily harvested from the scene of his death, announces (via a translator 'Mr. Wuzzy his Spokes-Teddy Bear') the switch to a new open source philosophy, introducing the new direction with a new mascot, a fuzzy green reptile called 'Opensaurus' and changing the marketing tagline of the company to "We wanna play too! "
I've seen a few people give examples...
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of adjustment that is already occurring in the industry. Here's another. Ani Defranco who I'd never have listened to if it weren't for P2P went around the system. She wasn't loud about it - more matter of fact. She has a loyal fan base and her own label where you can buy her tunes directly (think she makes more per album?).
And yes, I turned my swiped sound into solid support - (I bought the album).
Under OS X I sync and print from my Newt 2100 (to my Tibook) wirelessly using an old Wavelan Silver card. And believe it or not I have beta software (Everchanging Software) that allows me to sync my address book; and soon - my iCal.
So I've fully reactivated my trusty old 2100 and use it as my primary PDA again (yippee!)
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I thought it was about black hairdressers...
*true*
...and perhaps it shouldn't be.
... terrorists, and how they could use 'em.
But the first thing I thought of when I read the article and saw a picture of the robot was
Tell me I'm paranoid.
make wonderful earrings...
Here!
and posted a reply when it shoulda been at the top level...
Here! It's absolutly brilliant!
Ahem! Did everyone see this?
You're a Genius, my good fellow!
Torque off his neighbors... hmmmmm...
We have met the bad interviewer - and he is us.
Please tell...
to listen to the radio inna cab?
4 per year.
Thats a finny joke, no?
hums a tune?
Maybe SP in SPV stands for Special Prototype.
it looks like MS FUD has evolved...past empty announcements to empty releases.
Note: I just set up a doctor on a Treo phone and everything works great. Even syncing to a Mac.
There will be a pill men (and women) can take to remove the need for shaving. Trade named Depilorex, those that take the pill will lose all bodily hair and be referred to as 'smoothies' leading them to start a cult that worships the head of Steve Balmer.
After years of mis-understanding and accidental death, new Tablet PC's will come out that are chewable, in colorful Flintstone shapes.
Bill Gates will be a distant memory having been killed in 2006 in a bizarre accident when his computerized bidet malfunctions (a brief investigation can find no evidence of tampering and very little evidence of Mr. Gates)
Steve Balmer retires from Microsoft in 2005 to star and produce in a remake of the Battle for the Planet of the Apes. Mr. Balmer also becomes heavily involved with the smoothie cult as it's symbolic leader and introduces ritualistic clapping and hopping to the group before being asked to reduce his role and "just be the head"
Terrorism is a thing of the past when, in a 2003 CIA plot, the leaders of al-Qaida are clandestinely fed Depilorex and cannot look at each other without giggling and are too embarrassed appear in threatening videos.
The new head of Microsoft, an incomplete 6 year old Bill Gates clone hastily harvested from the scene of his death, announces (via a translator 'Mr. Wuzzy his Spokes-Teddy Bear') the switch to a new open source philosophy, introducing the new direction with a new mascot, a fuzzy green reptile called 'Opensaurus' and changing the marketing tagline of the company to "We wanna play too! "
with big boobs on the home page!
All we got is Bill Gates in Borg drag....
*I feel so small*
Of course, I just might be overestimating his cleverness. ;)
Ya'think?
so his next obvious project will be to
LEGO his Eggo...
sorry.
of adjustment that is already occurring in the industry. Here's another. Ani Defranco who I'd never have listened to if it weren't for P2P went around the system. She wasn't loud about it - more matter of fact. She has a loyal fan base and her own label where you can buy her tunes directly (think she makes more per album?).
And yes, I turned my swiped sound into solid support - (I bought the album).
Under OS X I sync and print from my Newt 2100 (to my Tibook) wirelessly using an old Wavelan Silver card. And believe it or not I have beta software (Everchanging Software) that allows me to sync my address book; and soon - my iCal.
So I've fully reactivated my trusty old 2100 and use it as my primary PDA again (yippee!)
There's no way I could swallow one of those!
A screen about the size of ... my Newton?
Those guys were so far ahead of their time.
It's fair game for meaningful posts 'eh?
So - a joke:
At the Miss World Pageant in Nigeria a girl puts on a skimpy bikini and asks her manager "Does this make me look Fatwa?"
Laugh. It's funny...
time :)
but were successfully repelled by the local cuisine.
Beyond candy and fine kitchen appliances... ... it's time for ....
$$$ Jewelry $$$
and lots of it.