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HOWTO: Annoy a Spammer

Bob writes "I think everyone by now has heard of the millionaire spammer Alan Ralsky. Here's a follow-up to the previous story. It seems that since the story was posted, people have signed him up for every advertising campaign and mailing list out there. And he doesn't like it." They're talking about this Slashdot story.

925 comments

  1. Good for him by Colosse · · Score: 2, Funny

    He can now use all these new adresses to send his own spam...

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    1. Re:Good for him by zbuffered · · Score: 2

      All kidding aside, I got my first spam to my (protected by anti-spam measures, as you see) slashdot e-mail address, which is separate from all my other e-mail addresses.
      I've only gotten one though -- wonder what the future holds in store for obfuscation@? I can always just switch to a new address, but I'm kinda curious.

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    2. Re:Good for him by TCaM · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe they should rent a helicopter and do an aerial bombardment of his nice new house with a few dozen cases of real SPAM.

    3. Re:Good for him by Peterus7 · · Score: 1
      Hey, there's nothing he can do now to end the horror of it all... Except take an ax to his server! BWA HA HA HA!!!

      I wonder if somebody could come up with a program or something that would just send spam sent from his server directly back (except repeated 100 times, like those oh so annoying repeat spams) so it overloads it... Oh that would be beautiful...

      Hey! I could probably see the fireball from it detonating from my house!

    4. Re:Good for him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      I wonder if somebody could come up with a program or something that would just send spam sent from his server directly back (except repeated 100 times, like those oh so annoying repeat spams) so it overloads it... Oh that would be beautiful...
      Not really Peterus7. Why? Because "Mr." Ralsky breaks into and hijacks other people's mailservers! Yes, he steals from others to send out all his spam.

      All the bounces would do is victimize (for a second time) the stupid people around the world who run insecure servers.

      Being the arch-criminal that he is, Ralsky knows to break into servers outside of the United States, this way he thinks he is immune from prosecution under Title 18 of the federal computer crimes act. Funny thing is, this law doesn't really say where the computer someone breaks into has to be located. So we can all hope that one day he spams some federal attorney who will go after he, his family and his house!

      Wonder how he'd feel? Well, one could ICQ him and ask! Maybe you can get him to tell you how he's avoided being procecuted in his own state for violating the "Michigan Computer Law"
    5. Re:Good for him by Peterus7 · · Score: 1
      Nothing better than posting his address and everything on slashdot! What a better way to get him screwed over somehow... Thanks for giving me that info...

      Still, him hijacking stuff... that's not right... Not right at all. Shame.

    6. Re:Good for him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reply to UncleRomulus "at" stentorian.com. (Still waiting for my registration password.)

      If Ralsky sues anyone, and if it can be shown as a legal fact that he was responsible for the Yellowsun01.com (zoophilia porn) spam, I still have an extensive file of Yellowsun01.com spams. Discussions on news.admin.net-abuse.email suggest that he owned this, but I'm not sure. I keep files on spammers who get my attention through ongoing harassment, and I keep them for a long time.

      I will provide those files to any defense attorney who requests them. I'm sure the judge will find the sex-with-animals spams very interesting and informative.

      http://www.stentorian.com/antispam/

  2. Sympathy... by craenor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is something you find in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.

    1. Re:Sympathy... by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > Sympathy...
      Is something you find in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.

      So's "spammer".

      Shit, syphillis, and spammers.

      If I had to choose any two, I'd take the shit and the syph.

      At least we can get rid of the first two.

    2. Re:Sympathy... by vsprintf · · Score: 5, Funny

      C'mon now, we did a bad thing. . . I didn't see a mention of magazines anywhere in the article. Didn't anyone think to set him up with some house warming gifts from Publisher's Clearing House?

    3. Re:Sympathy... by VGR · · Score: 2, Informative

      In third world countries, yes. Some places have discovered a marvel of science and nature known as antibiotics. Syphilis is a bacterium and is killed by antibiotics.

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    4. Re:Sympathy... by dotgod · · Score: 2

      So is slashdot.

  3. Will something click... by FortKnox · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:
    "They've signed me up for every advertising campaign and mailing list there is," he told me. "These people are out of their minds. They're harassing me."

    Ok, start your bets. When will his mind click, and he understands that this is what he does to people for a living?

    My bets on 5 years.

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    1. Re:Will something click... by pVoid · · Score: 0

      My bets are on never.

  4. That's so ironic it hurts by Control-Z · · Score: 1, Insightful


    But I bet he won't stop, the money is too good.

    1. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I bet he won't stop, the money is too good.

      So -THATS- why criminals don't give themselves up? And why organized crime is organized crime?

      Chock this up to the "DUR!" category, and the moderator in the "I support stupid, blatant comments" category, and mod this dumbass down.

    2. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "But I bet he won't stop, the money is too good."

      He's human. No amount of money can cope with excessive annoyance.

      It occurs to me that there may be another way to turn the heat up on him: What if a large group of people was to buy cheap used books at Amazon and ship them to him? I got $20 I'd put into that heh.

      Here's one we could send him:

      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0201 379570/qid=1039199736/sr=1-6/ref=sr_1_6/103-247312 5-9558250?v=glance&s=books

      I wonder what'd happen if he recieved a few hundred of those.

    3. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by The+J+Kid · · Score: 1

      But I bet he won't stop, the money is too good.

      Oh sure he's got tons of money, but couldn't his penis do with a couple of more inches?

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    4. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by dze · · Score: 1

      Then he'll probably start up a new spam list advertising cheap used books!

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    5. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure that Pat Robertson and Farwel would love to send him the message of god!

    6. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's out of print now, but if it comes back, this is one to send him:

      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/18 87 128239/qid=1039213078/sr=1-5/ref=sr_1_5/002-190350 5-6100835?v=glance&s=books

    7. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by Matimus · · Score: 1

      No amount of money can cope with excessive annoyance.

      It can if you pay someone else to deal with it for you. You are grosly underestimating the power of greed. If we sent him a few hundred copies of the same book he would probably be able to sell them back to the vendor fairly easily. We don't want to send him anything that could be of value, or anything whose value can be easily capitolized upon. Just keep sending him catalogues, they have relativly no value, and no matter how many he gets he wont be able to sell them back to anybody. Im not saying that the amount of money that could be gotten from selling back books would be significant, but don't spend money on the jerk when there is plenty of worthless crap you can send for free.

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    8. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by jonadab · · Score: 2

      > I wonder what'd happen if he recieved a few
      > hundred of those.

      He'd sell 'em on eBay, what do you think? Just
      because he's ethically impaired doesn't mean he
      can't spot a business opportunity.

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    9. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by Matthaeus · · Score: 2

      Perhaps instead of cheap books, which actually do have some monetary value, we could take a cue from these guys.

    10. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "He'd sell 'em on eBay, what do you think? "

      I doubt he would.

      a.) He is not going to turn a big profit around. The more money you have, the less you worry about piddly amounts like $10. He would not turn enough money around to be worth his time, and he definitely wouldn't say "I enjoy all these books I'm recieving!".

      b.) So what if he did? He would not be glad for the opportunity. He'd be annoyed, VERY annoyed. (Hello?! That's the main objective!)

      c.) A surge of sales for anti-spam books might be enough to cause some spam-bidnesses to rethink their strategy. I certainly wouldn't be interested in using a spam marketer to sell my product if it riles up people so much they're willing to buy+read books to hide from me.

      I'm amazed at the negativity towards my idea. It's a good thing when customers take steps to fight back against SPAM. Rich people aren't dumb. If they realize that scores of people are organizing, it'll make them wonder if it's worth pissing people off.

    11. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by dacarr · · Score: 2

      No, and I"ll tell you why. This will give him insight into how to stop it. Workaround, anybody?

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    12. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by grape_soda · · Score: 1

      ya know.. i think its funny how people slam someone for a simple comment (which im sure this one will get me slammed too but oh well) and they do it under ANONYMOUS COWARD. takes alot of balls to flame someone when they dont have all that much of a chance to retalliate.. anyways, thats off topic. its very true tho. i know a kid thats 17 and (this was about 4-5 years ago mind you) he told me that he used to spam aol users with a mass mailer and he made roughly about $1200/mo. that alot of damn money for a 17 year old. for him that beat the hell out of flipping burgers at Mikey D's

    13. Re:That's so ironic it hurts by gannett · · Score: 1

      Just send him the label off a tin'o Spam. In an hand written or official looking evvelope.

      Burn his time, cause that $.

      The previous spam king Spamford Wallace who ran cyberpromotions was punted by a combo of hate law.

      Gannett

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  5. "Ha ha!" by Zapaanese.Whore · · Score: 4, Funny


    It's the small spiteful things like this that just make life bearable from time to time ;)

    - Z

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    1. Re:"Ha ha!" by gjhut · · Score: 1

      I concur!

      Couldn't we add a list-subscribe option to Slashdot? Guess who would be one of the first subscribers... It might just teach him something...

      And it would actually give a meaning to 'me too' posts like this ;)

  6. Boo hoo by ksuMacGyver · · Score: 0

    Will he repent? Doubt it...

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  7. Victim #2, yerrup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    >He says he's asked Bloomfield Hills attorney
    >Robert Harrison to sue the anti-spammers.

    Sounds like another "opportunity" for the Slashdot crowd. A spammer's lawyer: is there a lower form of life?

    1. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent Idea. I plan on sending this lawyer some of my opinions on the matter. Repeatedly. Completely unsolicited of course. What an Asshat.

    2. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      HINDU: This is the sum of duty; do naught unto others which if done to thee would cause thee pain.
      ZOROASTRIAN: That nature alone is good which refrains from doing unto another whatsoever is not good for itself.
      TAOIST: Regard your neighbour's gain as your own gain, and your neighbour's loss as your own loss.
      BUDDHIST: Hurt not others in ways that you would find hurtful.
      CONFUCIAN: Do not unto others what you would not have them do unto you.
      JAIN: In happiness and suffering, in joy and grief, we should regard all creatures as we regard our own self.
      JEWISH: Whatever thou hatest thyself, that do not to another.
      CHRISTIAN: All things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them.
      ISLAMIC: No one of you is a believer until he desires for his brother that which he desires for himself.
      SIKH: As thou deemest thyself, so deem others.

      I hate to defend that guy.. but it works both ways.

    3. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      From the State Bar of Michigan Website

      Robert S. Harrison - P14691
      Robert Harrison & Assoc
      240 E Merrill St
      Birmingham, MI 48009-6106

      Phone: (248) 253-1800
      Fax: (248) 253-9446
      E-mail: rsh@rharrisonplc.com

      (Birmingham is 1.5 miles from Bloomfield)

    4. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by cswiii · · Score: 2

      Yes, there is... the blasted "green card" lawyers who got this whole spam snowball started.

    5. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by duck+'o+death · · Score: 1

      A spammer's lawyer: is there a lower form of life?

      Maybe "lamer" -- part lawyer, part spammer?

      Oh wait -- that word means something else.

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    6. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by SquadBoy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Robert Harrison, (248) 253-1800, 2550 S Telegraph Rd, Bloomfield Hills, MI 48302

      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=U TF -8&q=Robert+Harrison%2C+bloomfield+hills&btnG=Goog le+Search

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    7. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by Satanboy · · Score: 1

      where did you get that!!!!!????
      I wonder if that is his attorney for sure though. . . .
      LOL

    8. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, how do we get this guy's email address onto his own client's spamming address list.

    9. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      CALLING ALL SPAMBOTS!!!

      I think you meant Robert S. Harrison or was it this link.


      This has been educational. I didn't know Slashdot accepted mailto: URLs.

    10. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >From the State Bar of Michigan Website

    11. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      A spammer's lawyer: is there a lower form of life?

      Someone "discovered" the Backstreet Boyz, N'Sync, The New Kids on the Block and Bobby Brown. I'd think that qualifies.

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    12. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by thogard · · Score: 1

      I still never got sued for wearing my "green card laywer" t-shirt. I guess Canter and Siegel haven't gotten arround to me yet.

    13. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I missed Ralsky's info. Anyone have his email?

    14. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      slippery road this is.
      i see a lot of anger inside of you, you're lettink yourself being betrayed.

      do two wrongs make right? i think not... you seem to think that way only because you've used to living in binary world.

      if you kill killer, then you're killer!
      if you negate neagation, then you're nagater!
      hence: if you spam spammer then you're spammer!

      instead you should write them letters where you explain why the spamming thing is not to be supported.

    15. Re:Victim #2, yerrup! by SupaYoda · · Score: 1

      Any chance we could get Ralsky's email addy up there as well? I'd love to see him spam himself.

  8. Poor planning... by digitalamish · · Score: 3, Funny

    With all that money, he should have bought a house to receive all of the spam snail mail, and kept his home address private.
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    1. Re:Poor planning... by legojenn · · Score: 1

      Well, as far as I can tell, the junk mail probably is not that convenient, and if he doesn't like it, it is not very difficult to put it in the recycling box. To stop this commercial mail would be to hamper commerce and that is not good for the economy. If I was still living in the Detroit/Windsor area, I would have been glad to assist him with even more commercial offers such as the ones you get when you fill out contest ballots, grocery store fidelity cards, Scientology courses, new drug inquiries, ie Rogaine, store comment cards etc. You could possibly go on to utter threats in his name, which would open him up to more offers, but I am not so sure about the legality of that, so I wouldn't advise anyone to do that as IANAL.

      If something important accidentally gets tossed way, then he should have been more careful.

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    2. Re:Poor planning... by jjoyce · · Score: 2

      Heh...next thing you know, a bunch of slashdot nerds will go help him out by "munging" his house for him...

  9. Idiot... by Gimpin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quit your bitching. Why don't you use a couple of those millions you have and buy someone to filter your mail.

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  10. ROTFLOL by josepha48 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Its about time! Maybe if all spammers got floods of email in their email boxes about sex adds and buy this and that they would see what it is like and stop, and email could become useful again.

    Maybe that is what should happen to script kiddies and hackers. They should be dos's to death!

    I'm all for extrme methods when extrme methods are used against me.

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    1. Re:ROTFLOL by Telastyn · · Score: 2

      You mean like this?

    2. Re:ROTFLOL by redtail1 · · Score: 1

      A website with a simple database to gather snail mail addresses for the most annoying spammers would benefit the community. But it would be easy to abuse the system and submit anybody's address so it would only work well if each address was checked and verified by three or four people before being posted. After I while I imagine the checking process would get easier if the people doing it share tips and accept corrections.

    3. Re:ROTFLOL by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2

      Actually, The USPS can use this to their advantage. They can have a special Spammer's Reply Envelope to make it easy for an anti-spammer to send something to a known spammer.

      The envelope can be filled with as much leftover "Current Resident" junk mail you can fit in it for one flat rate. The post office should have plenty of that lying around.

  11. heh by jesse.k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Best schadenfreud since Pets.com and eToys going out of business.

    1. Re:heh by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, Walking Vocabulary, but "schadenfreude" is spelled with an 'e'.;)

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  12. Eating his own waste by joelwest · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's going to sue whom? He has to find them first. And then prove that they did it. And prove that he is suffereing damages.

    In Soviet Russia, you annoy the spammers.

    1. Re:Eating his own waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And prove that he is suffereing damages."

      If he can do that, then he is shooting himself in the leg, nah, head. Because it would perhaps set some type of presedence.

      Fuck You Mr. Millionaire Spammer.

      -H4t3dL0v3r
      The Source of 60,000 spam emails to MMS this year!

    2. Re:Eating his own waste by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "He's going to sue whom? He has to find them first. And then prove that they did it. And prove that he is suffereing damages."

      Hopefully when he thinks about that, he'll realize the fundamental problem with a business like that: There's no verification process.

      Let me give you an example: I did an experiment with Slashdot a few weeks ago. I created a brand new, never before used email address and made it visible in my info w/o the anti-spam armor. Within days, I was on a mailing list for volunteer fire fighters. Volunteer Firefighters? I'm reaaaaaaaaaaally curious how I ended up with that. heh.

      It's too easy to sign up anonymously. Because of that, it's too hard to sue somebody over a stunt like that. Want my opinion? Blast a few other people in the same way until they realize that the only way to deal with this problem is to make the signup process more secure. When that happens, (hopefully) we'll see less unsolicited advertisements.

      Maybe I'm too optimistic.

    3. Re:Eating his own waste by youBastrd · · Score: 1

      I think this guy's problem is that he sees all these email addresses on slashdot, but can't decipher the encoding :)

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  13. other possibilities by Spicy+Bisquit · · Score: 4, Funny

    sign him up to various organizations:
    -NAMBLA
    -The Klan
    -The Rosie O'Donnel Fan club

    1. Re:other possibilities by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 5, Funny

      -The Rosie O'Donnel Fan club

      Don't you think that last one is going too far? We'd be worse than he is!!

    2. Re:other possibilities by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      Sign him up to various organizations:
      > -NAMBLA
      > -The Klan
      > -The Rosie O'Donnel Fan club

      Objection!

      Judging from the pr0n spams I've gotten from eithe rRalsky, or his close associate Haberli, NAMBLA's members are probably customers.

      As for the Klan, no way. No mixing of races, because it's against God's will for a human to lie with an animal, remember? They may refer to the melanin-enhanced among us as "mud people", but the Klan still uses the word people. That doesn't apply to spammers, of course.

      Rosie O'Donnell Fan Club? Sure, I'd pay good money to see Rosie sit on Ralsky and crush him to death like the piece of cockroach shit he is (please convey my apologies to the Cockroach Fecal Matter Anti-Defamation League), but I'm afraid Ralsky would enjoy it too much. If I know it, you think the Rosie Fan Club doesn't also know it, and are taking precautions?

    3. Re:other possibilities by grytpype · · Score: 5, Funny

      Anybody know a place where we can order 12 tons of fresh pig shite?

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    4. Re:other possibilities by Alpha+Prime · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, sign him up for beastial, homosexual, snuff, fetish, pedophile, and other related magazines. Would match some of the spew he's sent our way.

    5. Re:other possibilities by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Anybody know a place where we can order 12 tons of fresh pig shite?

      According to this, there's 12 tons of pig shite "near Halsted and Maple, in West Bloomfield, IL".

      I doubt it's the fresh stuff, though. That'd be quality pig shite.

    6. Re:other possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the editors removed his address below, so you will have to look in the old thread.

      i would post again, but it would probably get lost again :/

      so far today alan has ordered some colon cleanser, a case of tampons and about 6 magazine subscriptions (free trials) all courtesy of fatwallet

      wonder where i can find some adult samplers? 'free butt plug!'

    7. Re:other possibilities by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      What's the deal with everybody hating O'Donnel? I guess the fat chick in "A League of Their Own" was kinda annoying, but there must be something else. I only saw one episode of her little Oprah-show (had her quizzing some goatee guy about Star Wars trivia) and maybe that one wasn't a good representation, but it didn't seem that bad to me. A little goofy, but less annoying than, say, Craig Kilborn. (I was gonna say Katz, but that's not saying much) Is she really that worse than your average TV personality when I'm not paying attention?

    8. Re:other possibilities by thellamaman · · Score: 1

      If violence is what you're after, perhaps 12 tons of Sunni would fit the bill better.

    9. Re:other possibilities by Greedo · · Score: 2

      I think his TiVO already does this.

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    10. Re:other possibilities by azav · · Score: 1

      Stop using Disney logic. He started it. It is his own damn fault.

      He is a man of free will right? Then is responsible for his own actions and for the results of his own actions. Even if they come back to haunt him.

      Put a ball gag in his mouth and make him Roseanne Barr's love muffin.

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    11. Re:other possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you're a Dell!

      And 12 tons of pig shite.

      And *3* inches guaranteed!!!

      And the lowest mortgage rates ever!!!

      And larger, stronger firmer breasts!!!

      And ...

    12. Re:other possibilities by Nodatadj · · Score: 1

      I always felt she had an annoying voice and was as wooden as a large tree. Her "I'm deeply concerned" face was the exact same as her "I'm laughing my ass off" face. And she had little or no personality...

    13. Re:other possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh boy. You need to watch a bit more. Or read more articles about her exploits. She's a highly opinionated, woefully ignorant loudmouth. I can't stomach listening to her.

    14. Re:other possibilities by Dynedain · · Score: 2

      Nope....but I do know where you can get as much cow excretion as you could possibly want (is 14000 cubic feet enough?) and absolutely 100% free - just pick it up

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    15. Re:other possibilities by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Funny
      -NAMBLA
      -The Klan
      -The Rosie O'Donnel Fan club


      ... And don't forget the best one:
      CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY...

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    16. Re:other possibilities by tickleboy2 · · Score: 1

      No, no, no.... the Rosie O'Donnel P0rn fan club would be going too far...

      *Shivers* Gah, good thing I'm not that evil. :-)

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    17. Re:other possibilities by sharkey · · Score: 1, Flamebait
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    18. Re:other possibilities by bryanthompson · · Score: 1

      I can remember the exact moment I began to hate O'Donnell....

      It was right after the incident where this guy was allowed to buy a gun at K-Mart a couple years ago. Not long after that, he killed himself with it or killed someone else with it. I don't recall the exact details, i'm sure I could find them with the motivation....

      Instead of going after one of her largest sponsors (k-mart), she had a NRA (National Rifle Assoc.) rep on her show for what was supposed to be a 'friendly interview'. She proceeded to try tearing this man apart, for something he had nothing to do with, no control over, and no real interest in.

      Another reason I might not like her, is that she's about the biggest liberal tree-huggin' hippy freak I've ever seen.

      I can't stand those people.

      Anyway. enuff of my rant. she's a bad person, period.

    19. Re:other possibilities by dacarr · · Score: 2
      NO! NO! NO! NO!

      Think of the possibilities. He teams up with Scientology. He is a spammer. DANGER WILL ROBINSON.

      --
      This sig no verb.
    20. Re:other possibilities by athos-mn · · Score: 1

      Too bad High Weirdness By Mail hasn't been updated since 1988. Would be nice to put him on the foreskin savers list.

  14. Spam the spammer by srblackbird · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is one way to deal with spam, but if you spam a spammer, you will become a spammer (...) So @ the end the whole internet will slow down. I think we can better look for better alternatives.

    --
    "The test of the morality of a society is what it does for it's children." -Dietrich Bonhoeffer
    1. Re:Spam the spammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the spamming is all snail-mail. So it's not going to slow down the whole internet...

    2. Re:Spam the spammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's snail mail he is getting -- that doesn't slow the Internet down.

    3. Re:Spam the spammer by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      One problem, He asked for it.

      --
      thank God the internet isn't a human right.
    4. Re:Spam the spammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, these spamers didn't use the internet, they used snail mail. So I don't think that the internet has suffered much besides the /. effect.

    5. Re:Spam the spammer by JPelorat · · Score: 2

      But to a great many people, AOL *is* 'the Internet'.. so if excess snail mail causes an AOL cd to be delivered later than it would have been, wouldn't that be a case of 'slowing down the internet'? =)

      --
      Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
    6. Re:Spam the spammer by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Interesting
      "This is one way to deal with spam, but if you spam a spammer, you will become a spammer (...) So @ the end the whole internet will slow down. I think we can better look for better alternatives."

      An alternative might be to poison his system. Keep in mind that Ralksy sells spamming services. He sells the service of using e-mail to advertise products that other companies sell. He doesn't actually sell penis enlargers and fake diplomas himself.

      So we could poison this system by actually responding to every spam and providing erroneous payment details, mailing details, etc to the companies who want to hawk their products by spam. Obviously they would waste plenty of money processing and shipping these orders, only to find out that they are getting no profit for it. This way, Ralksy's customers go under. Essentially, Ralksy's air supply would be cut off.

    7. Re:Spam the spammer by MyHair · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So we could poison this system by actually responding to every spam and providing erroneous payment details, mailing details, etc to the companies who want to hawk their products by spam. Obviously they would waste plenty of money processing and shipping these orders, only to find out that they are getting no profit for it.

      When do I get mod points? That is a cool idea. The problem with spam is that it's so easy and cheap. Waste their time and money and maybe they'll find a more legitimate form of advertising. If way less than 1% respond with orders, if we can get just a % or two to respond with fake orders maybe they'd give in.

      Wait, there's probably something illegal about this. How can we do this without breaking a law? I know some people won't care, but I do.

    8. Re:Spam the spammer by rabidcow · · Score: 2

      This is one way to deal with spam, but if you spam a spammer, you will become a spammer

      The people who signed him up for stuff are not spamming him, you can't spam one person. I suppose the correct term for this would be "mail bomb" but that has different meaning when dealing with physical mail.

    9. Re:Spam the spammer by mboedick · · Score: 1

      This is one way to deal with spam, but if you spam a spammer, you will become a spammer (...) So @ the end the whole internet will slow down. I think we can better look for better alternatives.

      That's why they are retaliating via an out-of-band channel (the United States Postal Service) that is already slow as hell. Junk paper mail is way more annoying anyway.

    10. Re:Spam the spammer by BlackjackGuy · · Score: 1
      This is one way to deal with spam, but if you spam a spammer, you will become a spammer (...) So @ the end the whole internet will slow down. I think we can better look for better alternatives.

      I disagree. Spamming the spammers is one of the best ways to get back at them. Make them feel the pain they bring on us. Taste of their own medicine. Spammers are lowlifes that attempt to hide behind a wall of first-amendment protection. Of course, it's bullshit, but they'll try to get away with it as long as possible. Spammers should experience the annoyance of spam just like everyone else. And it sounds like this guy is getting exactly what he deserves.

    11. Re:Spam the spammer by Andrewkov · · Score: 2
      So @ the end the whole internet

      One small point, off topic.. Using "@" as an abreviation for "at", although it may seem cool, is actually two keystrokes (shift+2) same as the actual word, and plus it's annoying. Please stop doing it.

    12. Re:Spam the spammer by cryptor3 · · Score: 2

      On the other hand, spamming him by USPS is a good thing, because it keeps postage down by making business for our friends the mailmen.

    13. Re:Spam the spammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or, what if instead of random erroneous info, all the info was his?

    14. Re:Spam the spammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shift + 2 is closer together then A and T .. so F U

    15. Re:Spam the spammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      International orders!

      *Best MC Hammer Impersonation* You can't touch this. Na na na na.

    16. Re:Spam the spammer by Alsee · · Score: 2

      if you spam a spammer, you will become a spammer

      Except the people involved DIDN'T spam him. They simply gave his address to other spamers. They're just pointing the spammers at each other.

      -

      --
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    17. Re:Spam the spammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... nope. Shift+2 is the double quote mark.

      (sigh... don't you love international standard keyboard layouts...?)

    18. Re:Spam the spammer by SpaceRook · · Score: 1

      This is a good idea, and I've done it myself on a couple occasions. Y'know, I'm surprised the malicious hacker community hasn't given spammers a hard time. Not that I'm advocating anything here...

    19. Re:Spam the spammer by kni52 · · Score: 1

      even better, why not order these products and have them sent to Ralksy?

      --
      My subtext is just a figment of your imagination.
    20. Re:Spam the spammer by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "even better, why not order these products and have them sent to Ralksy?"

      IANAL

      Because that would be easier to prosecute.

    21. Re:Spam the spammer by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "This is a good idea, and I've done it myself on a couple occasions."

      I have done it to some Nigerian scammers. I got them to phone the US Secret Service Electronic Crimes department and ask for James Kirk. One guy was furious and demanded an apology. Another e-mailed me back and said the woman told me there was no James Kirk there. (Yes, the James Kirk name is from the haxial.org escapades.)

    22. Re:Spam the spammer by dublin · · Score: 2

      So we could poison this system by actually responding to every spam and providing erroneous payment details, mailing details, etc to the companies who want to hawk their products by spam. Obviously they would waste plenty of money processing and shipping these orders, only to find out that they are getting no profit for it. This way, Ralksy's customers go under. Essentially, Ralksy's air supply would be cut off.

      This idea has a lot of merit, and realistically, most of us here on /. have had addresses for so long that they're on darn near every spam list anyway.

      Perhaps the thing to do is the following: Respond to *everything*. Click every link in every spam you get (well, almost every spam - I refuse to find out what Wanda really does with animals), including the almost-always bogus "unsubscribe me" links. Yes, this will make things worse short-term, but if enough people do it, then the spammers will have an incentive to filter those people out, thus for the first time giving the spammers an incentive to *remove* people from thier mailing lists.

      It's ugly, but poisoning the waterhole has been known to be effective in getting people to move on, and I don't know about yours, but mine is already pretty thoroughly poisoned. Perhaps we need to poison the waterholes of the customers of Mr. Ralsky and his slimy ilk.

      I'm seriously considering clicking spam links and responding to spam messages whenever I find myself on hold, for instance. (If we spent half of our current /. time on responding to spam, we could make a big dent.) Widespread adoption of this habit could fundamentally change the ecomical attractiveness of spamming until legislation with real teeth can be implemented nationwide, and enable spam filters to be placed at all international network PoPs. It's about time to blacklist entire countries for support of spam...

      --
      "The future's good and the present is nothing to sneeze at." - Roblimo's last ./ post
    23. Re:Spam the spammer by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
      "This idea has a lot of merit, and realistically, most of us here on /. have had addresses for so long that they're on darn near every spam list anyway."

      I've had my main address for 2.5 years and only get about 4 spams per year to it. (And it's always the same spam about skin lotion too...) That's a testament to good management and spamblocking of it from the start. It is impossible to find my real address anywhere where a bot can get to it.

      But I know what you mean. Most people didn't know how to protect an e-mail address when they first got it. Fortunately for me I had a hotmail address to screw up and learn about anti-spam with before I got a real pop3.

      Overall, I agree with you on the point that poisoning the water hole is the best thing to do right now because there is no national legislation in the USA with teeth (and I think there won't be at least until Dubyah is gone) so we have to fend for ourselves. We are essentially on the frontier. We're 'gunslingers' in the wild west and only those who are smartest and have the fastest, most accurate gun will live to tell about it. Yes, poison the spammers' air supply for the good of everyone.

    24. Re:Spam the spammer by Nos9 · · Score: 1

      The only problem is this, that sort of thing would definitly be an illegal act, intentional supplying flase or misleading payment information can be constituted as intent to defraud a company.

    25. Re:Spam the spammer by Groganz · · Score: 1

      I dunno about you but I'm too busy reading Slashdot to waste time replying to spammers.

    26. Re:Spam the spammer by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "I dunno about you but I'm too busy reading Slashdot to waste time replying to spammers."

      Yes, that unfortunately applies to me too.

  15. I'd like to help by NixterAg · · Score: 5, Funny

    And he doesn't like it

    How can I help him like it even less?

    1. Re:I'd like to help by anon7864 · · Score: 1

      Each person send him 1 certified postcard. Costs a couple of bucks, but imagine the post office coming to his door asking for a couple thousand signatures for receipt?

    2. Re:I'd like to help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can refuse certified mail.

  16. YAY! by Lshmael · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cool, and kudos to all you guys out there.

    His hypocrisy is amazing, though. "You enabled companies to send me lots of stuff in my mailbox that I do not want! I sue j00!" Can anyone say , "Countersuit?"

    1. Re:YAY! by azav · · Score: 1

      Mmmm. Class action countersuit. It just sounds so nice. Where do I sign up?

      --
      - Zav - Imagine a Beowulf cluster of insensitive clods...
  17. Harassment, no matter how funny, is illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    While this story amuses me greatly, it is illegal to harass someone by publishing his address and encouraging people to call/write/inundate him with offers from mailing lists. Besides, depending on how he got signed onto all those mailing lists, he might be able to claim that whoever did it was impersonating him illegally. Slashdot better get ready to be the focus of a lawsuit, and possibly a criminal prosecution.

    1. Re:Harassment, no matter how funny, is illegal by doctormetal · · Score: 1

      Besides, depending on how he got signed onto all those mailing lists, he might be able to claim that whoever did it was impersonating him illegally.

      99,9% of all spam has a faked sender address. How about impersonating someone illegally?

    2. Re:Harassment, no matter how funny, is illegal by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      This person most likely has a pre-existing business relationship with everyone who has sent him catalogs and whatnot via the business related e-mails which he sends out. I personally have received several from him and in return I signed him up to receive several excellent catalogs which he may be interested in.

      Kintanon

      --
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    3. Re:Harassment, no matter how funny, is illegal by Rimbo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As a highly-ranked post in an earlier thread stated (http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=47045&cid=482 8450), that's the whole point. What he does is not illegal, but is just as wrong -- if not MORE wrong, since it costs the RECIPIENT to receive the mail, and because it cannot be filtered en masse once a day. It is both easier to send spam e-mail and more intrusive. This form of harassment may be illegal, but clearly demonstrates the principle for why what he does should also be made illegal.

      I'm glad I didn't get involved, because I'm too stupid to have done this without getting caught. But I'm glad someone else did, because it was the right thing to do -- maybe not equivalent in degree to the Boston Tea Party, but equivalent in kind.

    4. Re:Harassment, no matter how funny, is illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is illegal to harass someone by publishing his address and encouraging people to call/write/inundate him with offers from mailing lists.

      Isn't this exactly what people who sell mail lists and bulk mail software are doing?

    5. Re:Harassment, no matter how funny, is illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I've seen articles about illegal things on CNN's pages too.. Man, are they in deep shit now or what?

  18. IMO it's a case of just desserts by TVmisGuided · · Score: 3, Insightful

    IIRC there's an AEsop's fable which holds the moral that "one is usually paid in one's own coin." I doubt anyone will (successfully) argue that this is, in fact, the case here.
    'Nuff said.

    --
    All the world's an analog stage, and digital circuits play only bit parts.
    1. Re:IMO it's a case of just desserts by mstyne · · Score: 2

      While I agree wholeheartedly with the body of your post, that has got to be one of the most atrocious sigs I've ever seen on /.

      --
      mstyne: real name, no gimmicks
    2. Re:IMO it's a case of just desserts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all do our part.

  19. It may feel good, but it's not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Becoming like a spammer makes you no better than he. Is that really what you want to become? Take the high road, turn the other cheek.

  20. hah, yeah right by Loie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    first of all, does Mr. Harrison honestly think he's going to sue ALL 300? Second, where does he plan on getting the names of the people to sue? Third, even if somebody DOES get sued, what's to stop said somebody from counter-suing his ass for the very act Ralsky's angry over?

    1. Re:hah, yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a thought... someone countersues Ralsky, and the court subpoenas all his computers as evidence that he both has your email address, and is using it in an inappropriate manner.

    2. Re:hah, yeah right by UCRowerG · · Score: 1

      Even if he sues, it's almost futile. IANAL warning, of course, but no doubt he'll be countersued on the same grounds: that spam is harassment and steals the recipients' resources. So if he wins at sueing the spammers, they should win their countersuit by the same principle.

    3. Re:hah, yeah right by ewhac · · Score: 2

      first of all, does Mr. Harrison honestly think he's going to sue ALL 300?

      Certainly. Just like the DVD CCA sued 500 different people, who are named in the suit as John Does 1-500.

      Legal mechanisms are in place to file suit against persons whose identities are unknown. That's not a stumbling block at all.

      Schwab

  21. Shouldn't he be happy? by Whatsthiswhatsthis · · Score: 1

    So let me get this straight: This spam monger wants to sue the spammers for spamming him? Does his lawyer have a soul?

    1. Re:Shouldn't he be happy? by doublem · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Lawyer? Soul?

      Are you nuts?

      --
      "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
    2. Re:Shouldn't he be happy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does his lawyer have a soul?

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
      no.

    3. Re:Shouldn't he be happy? by bandy · · Score: 1

      Does the Pope shit in the woods?

      --
      "You might as well get your son a ticket to hell as give him a five string banjo." -unknown minister
    4. Re:Shouldn't he be happy? by strictnein · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does his lawyer have a soul?

      Is this a trick question? Lawyers don't have souls =)

    5. Re:Shouldn't he be happy? by Pope · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, but only when I go camping.

      --
      It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
    6. Re:Shouldn't he be happy? by Fweeky · · Score: 2
      Lawyers don't have souls =)

      Of course they do. OK, so they might have to keep it in a jar most of the time, but just you try fitting the entire law in your head while still leaving room for stuff like souls!

      It's like being a geek while still fitting in all those pesky social skills -- it's just not practical.
    7. Re:Shouldn't he be happy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL

  22. Beautiful plan , but I do this every day. . . by Cokelee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Every time I sign up for a ridiculous required acct, say to iMesh, I use an email address of a domain that sends spam so that when the account is spammed the spam is sent to another spammer.
    Cyclical spamming!

    1. Re:Beautiful plan , but I do this every day. . . by joshgs · · Score: 1

      I always either find an email address from the site that has the form requiring an email address, or use webmaster@[the domain of the site].

      --
      Look, I just made you read my signature.
  23. What is his address? by Macaw2000 · · Score: 0

    I would like to send him this three-day-old tuna melt sitting here on my desk.... as a sympathy card of course.

  24. ooooo juicy. by nege · · Score: 2

    Lawyers please take your places.

    On your mark...get set...litigate!!

    mmm. pie.

  25. How can they be so sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has he _really_ been signed up for everything?

  26. Spam? by EatTheCookies · · Score: 0, Troll

    Im spamming you all to make me a druglord! By sending you here...

  27. How's he going to know who to sue? by hether · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Ralsky is indeed annoyed. He says he's asked Bloomfield Hills attorney Robert Harrison to sue the anti-spammers."

    How does he plan to identify who to sue? And is he really going to pay to have his lawyer track down the 300+ slashdot users who posted "anti-Ralsky posts"? This just seems silly.

    --

    Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.
    1. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by aron_wallaker · · Score: 5, Funny

      More importantly, who has his lawyer's address ?

    2. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Robert Harrison & Assoc
      2550 S Telegraph Rd # 275
      Bloomfield Hills, MI
      248-253-1800

      Public info.

    3. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by k3v0 · · Score: 1

      it's okay, i bet AOL will foot the bill for the trial, because if you can sue for spam they would go bankrupt defending against suits for their cd's

    4. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      More importantly, who has his lawyer's address?

      Robert S. Harrison
      Bloomfield Office Pavilion
      2550 Telegraph Road, Suite 275
      Bloomfield Hills, MI 48302

    5. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by 1WingedAngel · · Score: 5, Informative

      Straight from google:

      Robert Harrison

      (248) 253-1800

      2550 S Telegraph Rd

      Bloomfield Hills, MI 48302

      Yahoo! Maps

      MapQuest

    6. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by Bad+SU · · Score: 0, Redundant

      A quick google states:

      2550 S Telegraph Rd, Bloomfield Hills MI 48302

      =)

    7. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by speederaser · · Score: 1

      If you are in Michigan and need a corporate litigation lawyer, please contact Robert Harrison at his office:

      Robert Harrison
      2550 S Telegraph Rd
      Bloomfield Hills, MI 48302
      (248) 253 - 1800

    8. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      Yeah, then we could subscribe him to all of ralsky's lists. Sweet irony.

    9. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by smertens · · Score: 1

      Whoa, hold on. His lawyer is just doing his job, man. He's just filling a role firmly established in American society, i.e. that of legal advocate. We don't sentence the lawyers of convicted killers to life without parole, now do we?

    10. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by Hater's+Leaving,+The · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The _only_ use for this information should be to write a single personal letter expressing your opinion of the guy he's representing and why you think that he shouldn't represent such slime.
      Or make a single personal telephone call similarly.

      Stop carpet-bombing, and start thinking.

      THL.

      --
      Keeping /. cynic density high since the fscking Kwhores/trolls arrived.
    11. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lawyer who defends a client such as in a criminal case is there mainly to help the client reach a fair settlement with state over his punishment. A criminal justice lawyer is not representing their client they are negogiating with the state and try to protect their client from the full fury of the state's wrath.

      A litigiation lawyer is not nessecarily a defense lawyer and this man is not being accused of anything. He's taking legal action against those who are giving him a taste of his own medecine. A lawyer can have the balls and refuse to take a case. This lawyer in the case didn't and is not to be compared with a lawyer of a convicted killer who's sole purpose is to protect their client from the state as best they can.

      This lawyer will commit offensive legal actions rather than defensive.

      The spammer has already committed millions of offensive and did start it.

      I have no sympathy for this lawyer. I have sympathy for lawyers who have deal with psychopaths.

    12. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    13. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by cornbread_eater · · Score: 1

      Family addresses?
      Friend addresses?

    14. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by haystor · · Score: 1

      Of course if you write to the lawyer with information pertaining to the case, I'm sure he'll consider it billable.

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      t
    15. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by somethingwonderful · · Score: 1

      I don't see anything wrong with spamming his lawyer.

      Yeah, he's doing his job: defending the right of those who want to spam others. Thus, he should be proud of the result. If we spam him, it is only because people like him ensure that it is a legal occupation.

      I don't see it as punishment at all - he obviously doesn't see spamming as punishment either if he is willing to defend that cause.

      So spam him! It isn't illegal, and it makes a clear statement. If people like him fight to make it illegal because of what we do, then all the better.

      --
      ... Traveling Uncle Nat. :) http://www.somethingwonderful.com
    16. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few weeks later...
      A certainn lawyer publically announces he will not sue or defend a certain spam king because of excessive spam coming to his office.
      The world is astonished because their is a lawyer that has some intelligence.

    17. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by mosch · · Score: 2
      Honestly, if he's made enough money to buy an $800k home from his spam, he should consider himself lucky that the only retribution has been some catalogue signups. Personally, I'm trying for much better retribution than a few catalogues, I'm writing a letter (not an email or a fax) to my state representative and my governor, asking that they enact anti-uce legislation in my state, and asking that it have a financial penalty clause.

      Who wants to fuck around with a minor inconvenience when we can do one better and legally put him out of business?

    18. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by jbrians · · Score: 1

      Harrison hasn't accepted the case yet. Probably you would only encourage him to care about this issue by turning this stunt on him unprovoked.

      --
      "Faith strikes me as intellectual laziness." -Robert A. Heinlen
    19. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those of you who want to annoy this SOB, the office is on the south west corner of the intersection of Square Lake and Telegraph. Brick looking building with a 'Space for lease' sign out in front. Second floor, go in at the door by the FedEx boxes and up the stairs to the left. Not sure which office would be his tho, but it's prolly marked.

      Caveat, this space was empty only six months ago, he may be the past tenant and not the current one.

      Also, if you want to mail him boxes of feces or something, his landlord, who is a prick, may not like it and evict. He's got the standard (read: nasty) lease I bet, which means 'Bye-bye asshat lawyer' if he starts stinking up the place, etc.

    20. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by Epsillon · · Score: 1

      Moreover, who's to say all the folk he's trying to sue (what for I don't have a clue) are under US jurisdiction? :o)

      --
      Resistance is futile. Reactance buggers it up.
    21. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by valmont · · Score: 2
      heh have you guys ever seen "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back". At the end of the money they both get a lotta cash which they use to fly planes all over the country to "beat-up all those fucks who talk shit about us on the internet".

      heh

    22. Re:How's he going to know who to sue? by squiggleslash · · Score: 2
      he's doing his job: defending the right of those who want to spam others.
      That's not quite what he's doing. He's (potentially) defending someone against being spammed or rather bringing a suit against people who are responsible, in some way, for his client being spammed. Whether the someone in this case is a spammer himself is neither here nor there.

      Likewise, if a petty crook has his VCR stolen and (for whatever reason) files a civil suit against the culprit, the lawyer in that case is attacking those who have robbed his client. The fact it's a crook who's his client doesn't mean that it's suddenly ok to steal from the lawyer.

      This also has the potential to bring a mean precedent, namely that our spamming friend will successfully sue those who spammed him, and find himself unable to legally stay in business.

      For all the sympathy I'll have with the Slashdotters who end up on death row if that happens, here's hoping...

      --
      You are not alone. This is not normal. None of this is normal.
  28. This is different by nuggz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You see, he won't get the point.

    This is different, this is being done for revenge. He spams because he has useful information to get out, plus it's so easy to just delete an email, it's a lot more work to sort through physical mail and throw it out.

    That being said, I don't see how his lawsuit will go as far as the anti spam lawsuits.

    1. Re:This is different by JohnG · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "He spams because he has useful information to get out"

      Really! I know I personally don't know how I ever lived without knowing that 66% of all women are unsatisfied with their lover penis size, or that the president of Nigeria is desperate to smuggle 10 million dollars out of his country, or that hot underage girls have sex with beasts! What wonderful people these spammers are!

      "plus it's so easy to just delete an email"

      As opposed to throwing a letter in a big empty can?

      "it's a lot more work to sort through physical mail and throw it out."

      Are you serious? This is absurd. You got get physical mail ONCE per day. When you expect alot of important emails like me you end up checking every new message that comes in. In the mornings there are usually about 20 emails for me to ciphter through, with another 30 or so coming in during the day. 90% of them are junk.

    2. Re:This is different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      JohnG, you dumbfuck. Nuggz wasn't advocating that position, he was just explaining how the spammer's mind works.

      Some people on slashdot are so fucking dense. Nuance and irony are completely lost on them. No wonder they are nerds.

    3. Re:This is different by spruce · · Score: 1

      You sound exactly like a spammer they interviewed on our local news. This guy actually thought that everyone else was being unreasonable, because "all they had to do was click the delete button."

      What he and you don't mention is that if it's physical mail, he pays, if it's email, I pay for the bandwidth.

      I couldn't believe his attitude, made me want to hurt him.

    4. Re:This is different by chrysrobyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is different, this is being done for revenge. He spams because he has useful information to get out, plus it's so easy to just delete an email, it's a lot more work to sort through physical mail and throw it out.

      I try not to complain about Slashdot, but this highlights a need for a very important moderation feature.

      (+1 funny if joking, -1 troll if serious)

      Thank you for your consideration, I'm sure you'll be getting right on that.

      [/joking]
    5. Re:This is different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Lawsuits involving the US Postal Office are a bitch.

      You are talking about a federal offense...

    6. Re:This is different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Which would lead one to think that the more sophisticated minds who would employ these devices would have learned long ago that they don't go over well on slashdot and abandoned them. Seriously. Don't use sarcasm on slashdot. 97% of sarcastic posts get a reply that indicates a clear failure to pick up on it. One of the things that typifies hyper-rational nerds is an relative inability to understand why anyone would type the opposite of what they mean to say. Most people here have a touch of Asperger's syndrome. Don't make it harder for them.

    7. Re:This is different by somethingwonderful · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree that this is different:

      Junk mail costs him absolutely no money to have delivered to his door.

      His @#$#$ing spam mail costs me MY MONEY every time it eats up my bandwidth! Even if it costs me 1/1,000,000th of a cent for every one, it is still *MY MONEY* that he is *stealing* from me, that bastard.

      As I see it, he's not only an unwelcomed guest, but he's a god @#$# @#$@#$ing thief as well, and should get *sued* for stealing MY MONEY!

      Yeah, I have some *serious* issues with spammers.

      --
      ... Traveling Uncle Nat. :) http://www.somethingwonderful.com
    8. Re:This is different by wakinyan7 · · Score: 1

      This is not revenge! We have finally seen the Ralsky light! And to show our appreciation, we are sending him information about every bit of useful information we can think of in the hope that he will show us how we can actually make money sending him information in a way similar to how he makes money sending it to us.

      --
      Support Native Elders, especially: http://www.norbertrunning.com
    9. Re:This is different by plague3106 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Doesn't really matter why its done, the end result is the same. He's signed up for stuff he never wanted, just like the rest of us.

      His lawsuit is claiming harrasment; so its ok if someone wants to give me a great deal on crap i don't want, but its not ok when people are trying to make a legitimate point? Frankly, i don't see the difference. If this is harrasment for him, then its harrasment for me.

    10. Re:This is different by The+Monster · · Score: 5, Interesting
      it's a lot more work to sort through physical mail and throw it out.
      It also costs the senders more than it does the receivers - he pays absolutely nothing for unsolicited p-mail, and if he has a fireplace in that new house of his, can use it for kindling. In fact, I have heard of someone who deliberately got on mailing lists, bundled up the junk mail, and used it in his wood-burning stove to heat his house.
      --

      [100% ISO 646 Compliant]
      SVM, ERGO MONSTRO.

    11. Re:This is different by GreggBert · · Score: 1

      Snail mail is a bit harder to get rid of though because there is no Procmail equivalant. Unless you have a secretary or someone to pre-sort and filter your snail mail, of course.

      --


      If you don't understand anything I post, please accept that I ate paste as a small boy...
    12. Re:This is different by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      ...plus it's so easy to just delete an email, it's a lot more work to sort through physical mail and throw it out.

      I realize that the parent poster is probably just playing devil's advocate--most likely with a healthy dose of sarcasm.

      The important point is that the sender pays for the snail mail that I receive--when it comes to my door, I don't have to cough up for my letters, whether I want them or not. Email is a collect call, and one that you can't refuse to accept. Physical and electronic junk mail both waste my time, but spam costs me money.

      --
      ~Idarubicin
    13. Re:This is different by JohnG · · Score: 2

      Snail mailers are getting as unscrupulous (and stupid) as spammers too. I've noticed the more official and important a letter looks the more likely it is to be trash.

    14. Re:This is different by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      So if we were doing it for financial gain we wouldn't be in the wrong?

      Double standards, besides he's not paying to receive it all. All he has to do is drag and drop it into the trashcan :)

    15. Re:This is different by AntiNorm · · Score: 3, Informative

      Snail mail is a bit harder to get rid of though because there is no Procmail equivalant

      If the junk mailers are getting especially obnoxious, you can file a Form 1500 with the USPS. Makes it illegal for them to keep mailing you.

      --

      I pledge allegiance to the flag...
      of the Corporate States of America...
    16. Re:This is different by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      This is different, this is being done for revenge. He spams because he has useful information to get out

      Useful for sure. I think I will thank him by mailing physical evidence that my ejaculation has increased by 600%, just like his spam promised.

      Oh, and also my new Instant Enema Kit....

    17. Re:This is different by pod · · Score: 2

      If it doesn't have my name on the outside, it's junk mail by definition and never even gets opened. This eliminates about 90% of it. The rest are sneaky credit card offers, and I know who my CC issuer is, so they don't fool me either.

      --
      "Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!"
    18. Re:This is different by grape_soda · · Score: 1

      actually it makes sense to me. 90% of the email i get is just and having to look through all that garbage to find the few actual emails i want to ready is very annoying.

    19. Re:This is different by Falconpro10k · · Score: 1

      all i can say is enough evolution filters and no spam, gotta love ximian

    20. Re:This is different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anything that says Dept of Revenue is just people begging for money, I dont even open that mail.

    21. Re:This is different by cookd · · Score: 1

      This brings to mind a story about a hungry alien...

      (you may want to back up a few days to establish the plot)

      --
      Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
    22. Re:This is different by qta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or if I am bored, I will just stuff something into their "paid by addressee" envelop, and mail it back to them. That postage will cost them some more real money. If a lot of people do that, they probably would think twice.

    23. Re:This is different by VE3THX · · Score: 1

      My favourite tactic with these cretins is to grind up their snail-spam in my cross-cut shredder, stuff the resultant shreddies in the postage-paid return envelope and send it on its merry way back to the sender.

      Yes, I *do* have a lot of spare time on my hands...how did you know?

      --
      Cheers, PJ Dougherty
    24. Re:This is different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, I have heard of someone who deliberately got on mailing lists, bundled up the junk mail, and used it in his wood-burning stove to heat his house.

      No you haven't you lying bastard. That was a Dilbert cartoon.

    25. Re:This is different by Bullfrog · · Score: 1

      No, it was in real life. It was a business associate of Hyrum W. Smith, inventor of the Franklin Dayplanner.

      Bullfrog

    26. Re:This is different by PurpleFloyd · · Score: 4, Insightful
      all i can say is enough evolution filters and no spam, gotta love ximian
      And no real mail as well.

      I think the solution here should be focused on eliminating spam at the server, rather than the client. No matter how clever your filters are, you will almost certainly either lose some real mail or let some spam through. Neither is acceptable, particularly when spam often eats bandwidth even before it gets filtered.

      --

      That's it. I'm no longer part of Team Sanity.
    27. Re:This is different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Junk mail costs him absolutely no money to have delivered to his door.

      But he pays for garbage service.

    28. Re:This is different by Strong+Bad · · Score: 1

      Dear Mr. Norm,

      The application you linked says specifically it's for "mailers whose advertising offers to sell matter you consider erotically arousing or sexually provocative." I'm pretty sure that doesn't apply to most junk mail.

      Oh, 19% interest rate, you really turn me on! Or Oh 18.3V rechargable drill, you're so handsome.

      I am still awesome,
      Strong Bad

    29. Re:This is different by telstar · · Score: 2

      Nothing quite beats the toxins release from color catalogues...

    30. Re:This is different by DohDamit · · Score: 2

      You're a fucking idiot. Lawsuits do not lead to being convicted of a felony or misdemeanor. It leads to people losing money. Dipshit.

    31. Re:This is different by MntlChaos · · Score: 1

      "useful information" just how useful is it to hear that there is a new get-rich-quick scheme out there a hundred times a day? I reactivated a dormant hotmail account that had been dead for two years 2 days ago. theres 3 messages. now that there is no bounce message, I expect em to start pouring in.

    32. Re:This is different by Accabawehc · · Score: 1

      One of the happiest days of my life was when I got sick of the bogus late fees from Blockbuster so I cut up the membership card and personally delivered it to the manager, said "**** you" and walked out of the store making obscene noises. I went home and giggled softly to myself and ate some taquitoes.

  29. The answer is 7... by BSOD+from+above · · Score: 0, Troll

    at least I think thats how many Dos methods exist at this point.

    8==> o

    --
    Karma: Censored (mostly affected by decency laws)
  30. What a pity... by robzster1977 · · Score: 1

    ...that you can't send 500k JPEGs unannounced through the post AND make them have the same effect on his front door as spam does.

    1. Re:What a pity... by Binestar · · Score: 2

      that you can't send 500k JPEGs unannounced through the post AND make them have the same effect on his front door as spam does.

      I take it you've never received the full size JC Penny catalog in the mail? Now thats a big advert =)

      --
      Do you Gentoo!?
    2. Re:What a pity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about 12 Free (650MB)CDs For Just $0.01? That's one hell of an attachment(not to mention the fact that he's then obligated to buy 3 more at full price over the next 3 years).

      Then sic the DRM Nazis on his ass.

  31. Two Words by fizz-beyond · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have two words for him.
    Opt Out.
    Oh wait, he can't. and neither can I!

    --
    Blink
  32. Ah, sweet sweet justice.... by jonny-mt · · Score: 1

    It's stuff like this that proves there is a God. All we need now is for one of those pundits who blame society's ills on violent video games to snap and go on a shooting spree because they were playing too much Pokemon.

    1. Re:Ah, sweet sweet justice.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction: "...go on a shopping spree because they were playing too much Pokemon".

  33. And if you like to contribute to his legal fund... by Albinoman · · Score: 2, Funny

    just make sure you take him up on all the valuable offers he sends you.

  34. does spam really work by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

    do people actually click on the crap they get. it certainly can't be very effective. if it is, how come?

    --
    My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
    1. Re:does spam really work by wheany · · Score: 2

      It doesn't have to be. So much spam is sent around that even if they get less than 1% replies, they still get thousands of new customers.

    2. Re:does spam really work by jonadab · · Score: 2

      > it certainly can't be very effective. if it is, how come?

      The ROI can be significant as a percentage, only because the per-unit
      cost of sending is so very low. Consequently, if somebody is making
      millions spamming, you can bet they've sent trillions of messages to
      make those millions. Makes you want to... oh, wait, somebody did.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  35. Curing Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Spam is profitable if ~.004% of the recipients respond (and buy the product).
    It is impossible to stop this .004% from responding.
    Is Spamming profitable when 100-1000% of the spams get replies?
    If a company sees that it loses several thousand dollars in bandwidth costs, broken equipment AND the people who want to buy can't place orders, AND the spammer demands unreasonable amounts for the millions of replies, said company MUST stop paying for spam. When enough companies stop, spam will stop.

    Time to set up a SLASHDDOS effect.

    1. Re:Curing Spam by tkny · · Score: 1

      what??? spam is cured! check this: pork and ham, salt, water, sugar, sodium nitrite.... yummy goodness~

    2. Re:Curing Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I usually fill the web reply forms with bogus info, and as many iterations of "STOP SPAMMING PIGFUCKERS!" as I can fit. I doubt it does any good, but it's at least mildly gratifying.

    3. Re:Curing Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a way we can use the DMCA against him?

    4. Re:Curing Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Create a "creative work" as your middle name. Claim that the anti-spam filters protect unauthorized access to your creative work. Any tricks he pulls to get around the spam filters is a violation of the DMCA.

    5. Re:Curing Spam by shird · · Score: 2

      Sure.... and when everybody else stops, I'll set up shop as a spammer and live like a king because there would be no other spam, so I would get an excellent ROI. It won't stop like that, believe me.

      --
      I.O.U One Sig.
    6. Re:Curing Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I usually fill the web reply forms with bogus info, and as many iterations of "STOP SPAMMING PIGFUCKERS!"

      Now how are they supposed to know what you do with pigs, and why should that give special treatment by the spammers?

    7. Re:Curing Spam by rat7307 · · Score: 2

      PARAPHRASING DILBERT (Well Dogbert): "If that's a cured ham, I'd hate to see a sick one!"

      --
      Burma?
  36. Sigh by twfry · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You all realize that this whole thing will blow up into some media thing. I bet in the end he'll write a book titled Spam Wars or some crap like that and make even more money than he did spamming....

    1. Re:Sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And even worse, he'll market the book by spamming you about it; "buy my book!"...

  37. 5 years? You are an optimist by doublem · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This man suffers from a common human ailment. He does not have the ability to see what he does as wrong. Everyone else is a rube for him to exploit. He (in his own mind) can do whatever he wants, but if someone dares try the same stunt on him, they're going DOWN.

    That said, he's also a moron. He's been signed up for all that mail under false pretenses. It's mail fraud and a Federal Offense.

    Yet the dim bulb is calling a lawyer to file and civil lawsuit instead of a criminal one.

    Glad I keep my nose out of this nonsense.

    --
    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
  38. Next Target? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about giving a piece of the action to every US lawmaker out there following the same process. It should help a lot the timely writing of an anti-spam law and setup of an efficient police force to go after spammers, don't you think?

  39. indeed.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    ....anyone know his address? I'd like to send him a pizza, curry, chinese, thai, etc. delivery every night too.

    1. Re:indeed.... by BJH · · Score: 2
    2. Re:indeed.... by Scaba · · Score: 4, Insightful
      ....anyone know his address? I'd like to send him a pizza, curry, chinese, thai, etc. delivery every night too.

      You're only hurting Anthony, Prasad, Tom (all Chinese restaurant owners are named "Tom" for some reason) and Pitak, since they're the ones who will end up eating (no pun intended) the cost of the food.

    3. Re:indeed.... by __aattwy1646 · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. This adress is for the Oakland County Register of Deeds. Please leave them alone.

    4. Re:indeed.... by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      Yes, and no..

      They'll deliver the first couple of times, yes.

      They'll make a note of his address somewhere, and simply ignore any further orders being delivered to that address.

      The next time Ralsky's doing an all-night spamming run and wants to dial out for pizza or chinese food, he's gonna be waiting a long time for his order to arrive.

      --
      455fe10422ca29c4933f95052b792ab2
  40. that'll keep that idiot quiet for a while... by merc_sa · · Score: 1


    Try donating a token amount to the most crooked charities in this guy's name and put his phone
    number on it. If he thought getting flooded with spam and phones were bad, wait til the telemarketers
    gets on his back. good riddance to bad rubbish.

    --
    -- I have enough stupid gadgets to know that I can do without -- http://www.modestneeds.org
    1. Re:that'll keep that idiot quiet for a while... by Analysis+Paralysis · · Score: 2
      Better still, go to your local Scientologist "personality assessment" centre, fill one in using his name (remember to act rich and stupid) and let them spam and sue each other!

      Scientologists and spammers - a marriage made by Moonies!

  41. Obligatory IANAL reference :) by pVoid · · Score: 2
    Ralsky is indeed annoyed. He says he's asked Bloomfield Hills attorney Robert Harrison to sue the anti-spammers.

    Hey, IANAL, but methinks this guy is not only an ass hole, but also a naive asshole.

    1. Re:Obligatory IANAL reference :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since he's an asshole, could we refer to him as HEANAL?

    2. Re:Obligatory IANAL reference :) by alizard · · Score: 2

      Wait until his attorney finds out about the free advertising his client gave him... starting several hours ago.

  42. Opt-out? by seagar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm sure all of this spam mail hes getting has the same wonderful opt-out option just like all of his emails. "If you no longer wish to receive our mailings, please contact...", the funny thing is, i'm sure they are just as effective..not at all. Oh well, ive opted out of 100's of spam email, I think it just signs me up for more. Thats why I have a seperate account for that junk..

    --

    home of the original cupholder
    1. Re:Opt-out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never opt out anymore - either the links to opt out are "Broken" (fake?) or the act of opting out tells them, "hey, we got ourselves a live one here, not some dead email address!" and I end up getting even *more* spam

    2. Re:Opt-out? by BoneFlower · · Score: 2

      Seperate accounts are the way to go. I have one hotmail account I use to register for websites, one hotmail account I use for real email, an AOL account I mostly ignore(my mom has AOL so I got myself a screen name for the rare few times I get bored and want to look through profiles for someone to talk to- thats about the only useful feature of AOL that isn't replicated as conveniently and effectively elsewhere on the net. And of course my .mil address only is used for military, ebay, and payapal. I get about one spam a week(some credit report thing) and none on the real hotmail. Hundereds of spams a day on the other hotmail though...

      Getting multiple email accounts is so trivial everyone should do it.

  43. Gee, Al, Just Hit Delete! by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    What's wrong, Ralsky?

    If you don't want these exciting offers, why don't you just opt out?

    I'm sure that Aaron Adams will be happy to stop sending you stuff. Now, whether Aaron Afton will stop sending you stuff, you'll have to ask him to stop, too. But by DMA rules, the opt-out is only good for one person, and for one year. That's okay. By the time you've opted out of Zeke Zjibidan's list of exciting offers, you should have at least a couple of days before Aaron Adams can ask you if you're sure you still wanna be opted out of his Aaron's list.

    (Okay, so I admit that opting Ralsky into junk mail isn't quite as much fun as, say, opting him into a service that would have gone all-Vlad-the-Impaler on him in front of Chinanet's headquarters as a warning to the Falun Gong and Level3, but it sounds like it was a delightful bit of revenge. Kudos to whoever came up with the idea and to all who participated. I wish I'd been a part of it.)

    1. Re:Gee, Al, Just Hit Delete! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Kudos to whoever came up with the idea and to all who participated. I wish I'd been a part of it.
      You still can:

      ALAN M RALSKY
      6747 MINNOW POND DR
      WEST BLOOMFIELD, MI 48322
  44. Sweet... by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

    ...sweet, poetic justice.

    Our actions are boomerangs, dude.

    --
    Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. - Ambrose Bierce
  45. Is this a first? by Drakin · · Score: 5, Funny

    An attempted slashdotting of a physical address?

    Got to admit though, it's rather funny...

    1. Re:Is this a first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No wonder he hasn't been answering his fan-mail.

  46. An open Reply by BubbaTheBarbarian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    An open reply to Alan,

    Alan,
    Sue me bitch. I don't give a care. For years now, you and your have somehow gotten my email and sent me all sorts of shit that takes my time from me. My time is money, and if you want to go down that route, then go ahead.
    You take my time, I'll take yours. You can sue the anti-spammers all you want, but your dumb ass will smaked so hard your head will spin and will take you another 5 years just to get over that.
    So sue bitch. You take my server space, my bandwidth, and my time and force me to clean up the shit you leave on the internet.
    If you don't like it, leave us the hell alone, or find a better way of doing your "job"

    "Bastard operators don't win...anyone can win. Bastard operators win and TOTALLY demoralize. That is REAL winning."

    1. Re:An open Reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like a very smart person. Really. You do. Would that there be more articulate folk like yourself fighting the good fight. Seriously. I'm NOT kidding.

    2. Re:An open Reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really sound like you are kidding. Are you sure you are not?

    3. Re:An open Reply by McCrapDeluxe · · Score: 1

      "Bastard operators don't win...anyone can win. Bastard operators win and TOTALLY demoralize. That is REAL winning." Are you planning to electrify the courthouse doorknob?

    4. Re:An open Reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think he's kidding. You don't find intelligence like this under EVERY moss-covered object in the swimming pool.

    5. Re:An open Reply by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      So sue bitch
      Time for a new nic?

    6. Re:An open Reply by BubbaTheBarbarian · · Score: 1

      A bastard like him probably would be professional enough to wear rubber soled shoes....

      No, for Alan, the perfect lure is to hit him with a message about his penis size and send it to his laptop during to court proceedings. As he hits the delete key, his finger will run over a small pin implanted in the right mouse button his laptop. Upon contact, he would be linked to the back-up battery supplying charge to the magnet locks on the coutroom's door which, due to an unforeseen flux in magnetic alignment, would discharge and...

      Well, the rest can be read on page 52 of the Tome of Hell....

  47. The pity flows like a stopped toilet by agrounds · · Score: 2
    Honestly, can any court of law take this man seriously? He already had to move his residence to a more tolerant (read: lax) legal system. I sincerely doubt he has any real room to maneuver here. I personally welcome a lawsuit that states that you cannot spam a spammer. The sheer hypocrisy is just priceless here.
    What is recourse in this situation? Subpoena slashdot for the user information attached to our screen names? That'll accomplish nothing but give him a list of usable e-mail addresses to add to his bulk-mailer scripts. I feel no remorse here. I personally wish I had signed him up for some great mailers from PETA, NAMBLA, various anti-abortion groups, and pretty much anything from Jerry Falwell. His harrassment is the best schadenfreud I can think of.

    I assure you, I'll be sleeping soundly tonight.

  48. I make spammers mad by... by saskboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I buy my scalp / breast creams and penile enhancements on infomercials like God intendended, and leave the crap on the Internet where it belongs.

    --
    Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
  49. NAMBLA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nah, this guy looks nothing like Maron Brando. They would just kick him out.

  50. Vigilante justice ... by stubear · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is no justice at all. Imagine if everyone felt they had the right to take the law into their own hands and dispense justice as they saw fit our legal system would become unbalanced. Individuals would place differing penalties based on their own moral judgments, not based on a standard of law. Judge, jury, executioner.

    Indeed, not a short month or so ago the RIAA was proposing congress pass legislation which would enable them to hunt down and possibly destroy or disable a system they believe to be involved with infringing intellectual property. Judge, jury, executioner.

    Many in these forums cried foul against this form of vigilante justice, and rightly so because vigilante justice is no justice at all. Even when the shoe is on the other foot, as it appears to be in this case, it still makes the act of dispensing justice, without the backing of our legal system, wrong.

    1. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Saturn49 · · Score: 1

      The distinct difference here is that SPAM (from both sides) is entirely legal. Annoying, but legal.

      The RIAA was proposing to be judge, jury, and executioner for an act which is illegal: distributing copyrighted material.

      This is just a lovely taste of his own (legal) medicine, there's bypassing of the judge and jury in this case, because what he's doing is legal.

    2. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Wiener · · Score: 1
      Imagine if everyone felt they had the right to take the law into their own hands and dispense justice as they saw fit

      I bet everyone would be a lot more polite.

    3. Re:Vigilante justice ... by MajroMax · · Score: 2
      Many in these forums cried foul against this form of vigilante justice, and rightly so because vigilante justice is no justice at all. Even when the shoe is on the other foot, as it appears to be in this case, it still makes the act of dispensing justice, without the backing of our legal system, wrong.

      This isn't justice, it's revenge. Sweet, sweet revenge.

      --
      "Evil company X is threatening to restrict our rights! Let's all get together to stop--OOOH! SHINEY!!!" -- AC
    4. Re:Vigilante justice ... by arkanes · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are a couple differences here. The RIAA hacking proposal would have made something that is currently illegal legal, but only for them. On the other hand, what this guy does with the spam is legal (skirting the edges sometimes, with opt-out requests and whatnot), and since he maintains that it is both legal and ethical, he has no real right to complain when fed some of the same.

    5. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > ..is no justice at all.
      > Imagine if everyone felt they had the right to take the law into their own hands

      But spamming is (almost) legal!

      Using a legal way to give someone (who exploits legal loopholes) the taste of their own medicine is not exactly taking law into our hands, or "no justice" either.

    6. Re:Vigilante justice ... by hafidhahullah · · Score: 1

      This comment deserves to be reviled. First, "our legal system would become unbalanced." ... Our legal system is already unbalanced. 13 years ago 5 minority teenagers whose confessions were coerced under duress by police and prosecutors were convicted of a "rape and murder rampage." 13 years later after they have served their sentences, all are exhonerated and the district attorney "withdraws all charges" because they finally caught the guilty party. The jury, judge, prosecutors, all parties involved in the case ignored the evidence for 13 years and now they say, "Sorry for all the lost years." The judge and prosecutors, who ought to be tried for deriliction of duty and abuse of authority, cannot be sued because of "eminent domain" laws. Second, "Individuals would place differing penalties based on their own moral judgments"... lest we forget that during the 1990s, the Republican Party as well as a moron named Kenneth Starr relentlessly prosecuted the president of the United States for having an affair. Our legal system is now designed to drive persons into bankruptcy before they have an adequate chance to defend themselves. Last, "it still makes the act of dispensing justice, without the backing of our legal system, wrong"... which must explain why more than one year later, not a single Enron executive has been indicted for their vicious 'Deathstar' conspiracy, nor all the rest of the 'creative accounting' that caused the company to go into bankruptcy, their stock into the toilet, and drove countless investors into panic. Oh no, NOTHING WRONG here! I am surprised that someone has not yet tried to commit arson at one of Ken Lay's fabulous mansions. To get back to the topic of what to do with SPAM and spammers, I think we all have a duty to link up all the pro-Al Qaida, pro-Osama bin Laden web sites, and their supporters, with every spammer in the known world and let them choke each other's servers until they both have completely reformatted the other's hard drives with garbage Unicode characters.

    7. Re:Vigilante justice ... by chef_raekwon · · Score: 1

      well, my malinformed friend:

      the judges will not do anything about his actions (in spamming). And when the courts wont do anything about a situation that appears legal, and the citizens dont agree, its time to grab the "proverbial pitch fork" and go witch hunting.

      ofcourse, the proverbial "witch hunt". which, in our case, happens to be spam. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.....

      --
      We're like rats, in some experiment! -- George Costanza
    8. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1

      Vigilante justice is better then bad justice IMHO.

    9. Re:Vigilante justice ... by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 3, Funny

      Golden Rule
      Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

      Leaded Rule
      Pretend every mutha has a gun and you really don't want to piss them off.

    10. Re:Vigilante justice ... by MillerAH · · Score: 1

      This is not vigilante justice, this is revenge.

      There is no posse, no rope, no hanging.

      This is signing some asshole up to every stinking e-mail list possible. Just like he does to us.

    11. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that's wrong. Until our government gets off its LAZY ASS and does something, people are going to settle the score themselves. And, I won't claim they don't have the right. If the government suddenly decided not to prosecute murder anymore, you can well expect that people will take revenge into their own hands -- and its the fault of the pathetic, lazy legal system for not doing what's right IN THE FIRST PLACE.

    12. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Vigilante justice (AKA blood-feud) is the best foundation for real justice. Far better than law made by politicians and enforced without the individual's consent.

      I'll explain...

      The supposition you seem to be working from is that unopposed vigilante justice would result in innocent folks being harmed. But, you forget that blood-feud cuts both ways - commit an injustice and you could be next on somebody's hit list.

      It takes people very little time to realise that starting a war this way is to nobody's benefit. Thus spring up voluntary courts based on customary, not fiat, law. The aim of which, is to repair the harm done by one person to another. This voluntary legal system has market-forces that prevent the kinds of abuse to which legislative law is prone. Too harsh a fine, and the crook refuses to follow the judgement, preferring to shoot it out or at least negotiate for a different judge. Too soft, and the victim does likewise. And in no case can a law suit be brought where there has been no harm - the defendant would refuse to come to court, the judge would refuse to try it. Thus are avoided bread-and-circuses laws that steal from some and give favors to others, thus are avoided bans on victimless "crimes".

      That was pretty much how it worked in viking Iceland - a system which lasted for 300 years (more than the USA thus far). They have sagas about their heroic lawyers, rather than hating them as pond scum as this culture does.

      Not only does the law belong "in your own hands", but that's the only way to get honest justice.

    13. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      "Imagine if everyone felt they had the right to take the law into their own hands and dispense justice as they saw fit our legal system would become unbalanced."

      Here's the problem with your view: Signing him up for mailing lists is just as legal (if not moreso) than spam itself. All the information used is publicly available, all people did was make it more public. And, on top of that, he doesn't get advertisements in his mailbox delivered postage due.

      They aren't taking the law into their own hands, they're working wholly within the law in pursuit of their own personal goals. And who isn't?

    14. Re:Vigilante justice ... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2
      Vigilante justice ... is no justice at all.

      True, in general. But.

      The scum in question claims that what he does is legal, and ethical. So, what does he have to complain about? And what does your statement have to do with the case at hand? The person you are calling a victim has told us all that it's ok to do what is being done to him!

    15. Re:Vigilante justice ... by quintessent · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Organized resistance has a real place in our society (see also "Boycott"). The law defines a standard of conduct that is looser than what is fair, acceptable, or moral.

      The law may never get this guy for what he does. But boy is it great to see him getting just a tiny fraction of what he gives. Oh certainly, he'll hire people to take care of it. He's a millionaire now. But maybe, just for a moment, he'll pause and think.

    16. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, you say that now but try saying it with your address, phone number, and email address included in your post. :)

    17. Re:Vigilante justice ... by limber · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Slightly OT, but there is a similar effort regarding the Total Information Awareness initiative being run by John Pointdexter. (I mean, Pointdexter is running the initiative, not the similar effort).

      Basically the idea is that Matt Smith is going to publish in a consolidated place all information on John Pointdexter that is available publicly/legally, in order to demonstrate just how thoroughly scary the TIA project could be.

      (Background: the TIA is yet another US government database project to track "undesirables", with the definition of undesirables being left alarmingly vague, and without a defined scope as to the usage of the gathered information...)

    18. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Dannon · · Score: 2

      Mean and spiteful? Yes. Vigilantism? Might be a bit of a strong word for this case. And the RIAA comparison isn't quite right either.

      These geeks aren't seeking to administrate Justice. They aren't looking to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property through force or fraud.

      My guess is they're trying to 'teach him a lesson' under that old edict of 'turnabout is fair play'. That, or they're just engaging in a childish-but-satisfying prank, from which they derive no profit.

      The RIAA sought to deprive people of property through force: namely, internet connections through DoS attacks.

      The geeks in this case may be guilty of minor mail fraud, having used his name and address without his permission. A small crime, and in their minds, the risk of getting caught and found guilty is evidently worth the satisfaction of watching him throw a fit.

      --
      Good judgment comes from experience.
      Experience comes from bad judgment.
    19. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Golden Rule
      Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

      Ah, so you mean I should go around screwing random hot chicks without their consent? I would love to be randomly f*cked by sexy women on a daily basis :)

    20. Re:Vigilante justice ... by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      ...is no justice at all.

      Somehow, I think you're wrong. It's people who _do_ have a sense of justice, bypassing a broken justice system.

      --
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    21. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      Actually vigilante justice has worked in nature for millions of years.

      If you don't like your competitors/attackers you're free to kill/eat them. After a few million years you have a very workable, stable system, human societies with laws on the other hand simply get worse and worse every day.

      I would love such a system, the very first thing I would do is blow up AOL (lol), then move on to Ralsky. If everyone could take the law into their own hands it would be utter chaos for a while and then it would settle down and be a MUCH better society, big companies etc would finally quit fucking with others and hiding behind laws.

      This is why I'm a firm believer in anarchy. Not because I dislike my particular government so much or any particular government, but simply the fact that nature has had it figured out for eons and it works. Just think of all the wonderful things government has brought you, like war, thermonuclear weapons etc....

      Kinda got sidetracked there but you get my point, vigilante justice is the most effective kind.

      --

      Question everything

    22. Re:Vigilante justice ... by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      I agree. As I mention elsewhere, going after his attorney is getting just a little too adolescent.

      An initial jab is kind of amusing. A protracted campaign of sniggering hatred is not. Theoretically we're better than he is.

    23. Re:Vigilante justice ... by patter · · Score: 1

      Democracy is supposed to be founded on the principle that the MAJORITY sets the standard for conduct of said democracies' laws.

      With anti-spam legislation being chiefly set by the spammers themselves, the majority is under represented.

      Another freedom democracies have is the right to PROTEST the government's actions if the citizens are unhappy with the laws passed by said governm ent. Or, the practices of one corporation's actions (like animal activists peacefully demonstrating outside research facilities).

      Yes, vigilante justice is horrible. However, this was simply in my view an effective protest by the citizens (Internet wise anyway, because living outside the USA does not exempt you from this man's actions) of a businesses practices.

      Possibly, by getting a little media attention, those that are responsible for passing laws governing spam in many countries, may just wake up and smell the coffee and recognize that their proposed legislation stinks, and hurts the 'little people', the ones that elect them and that they are supposed to represent.

      That's how I view it anyway.. ;).

      --
      -- If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. -- Harry F. Banks
    24. Re:Vigilante justice ... by HamNRye · · Score: 2

      Vigilante justice is often seen when the law does not protect the common good.

      I honestly do not think that you can call what happened "vigilante justice" as there was no physical harm done. I think this falls under vandalism, or practical jokery, and as such is most appropriate.

      Indeed, perhaps this high profile case will highlight how harassing it can be to get on several catalogue lists. Many of us suffer through the same nonsense that he is because we shopped at Amazon, AOL, CDNOW, etc... and had our contact details sold and resold.

      Let this Ralsky moron have a kid. You get junk mail like never before. I get 6-7 credit card offers a day! So what if he gets 300.... I get 4 viagra e-mails from him a day and he's proud of it.

      Also, don't forget that this was the pig-happy guy who was looking at putting pop-ups right on your desktop by exploiting windows messenger. For that alone, I'd like to send a small army of door-to-door salesmen to his house.

      I just hope they signed him up for telemarketing........

      ~Hammy

    25. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *worse* than pond scum

    26. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 1

      I strongly suggest you read "Letter from Birmingham Jail" by Marten Luther King Jr. A quick google turns up: http://almaz.com/nobel/peace/MLK-jail.html

      This is a non-violent way of protest of someone who cares little of any kind of morals. I'm sorry, but "A business is not supposed to be moral" dosn't stand up beyond a certain point in my book, and many others.

      If you truly believe that profit always takes precedence over morals, I am deeply sorry for you.

      - Tristan

    27. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      vigilante justice is no justice at all.
      Gotta disagree.
      Vigilante justice is the ultimate justice. Used when the existing legal forms have proven so ineffective that the populace takes the law into their own hands. Otherwise you are giving the moral high ground to every existing tyrant.
      Are you saying that the passengers of the 9-11 flight that went down in Pennsylvania should *not* have taken matters into their own hands?

    28. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      blood-feud cuts both ways - commit an injustice and you could be next on somebody's hit list. It takes people very little time to realise that starting a war this way is to nobody's benefit.

      Perhaps -- or, you end up like Israel and Palestine, where revenge becomes an endless cycle for past injustices done by both sides.

      Though, as others have already said, sending a spammer spam isn't vigilantiism -- he can legally send spam, so others can legally send it too!

    29. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      Leaded Rule, Part 2

      Shoot back (respond in kind).

      --
      I spent a year in Iraq looking for WMD and all I found was this lousy sig.
    30. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      Not only does the law belong "in your own hands", but that's the only way to get honest justice.

      The law used to be in our hands, but since 9/11 we apparently can't be trusted with it anymore. Thank God Ashcroft and Ridge are around to take care of the law for us.

      --
      I spent a year in Iraq looking for WMD and all I found was this lousy sig.
    31. Re:Vigilante justice ... by quintessent · · Score: 2

      Very funny. Maybe people should start posting "Poindexter sightings" whenever they see him in a video store or at a gas station.

    32. Re:Vigilante justice ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is this Vigilante justice? If him spamming us isn't illegal and arrestable, then us letting OTHERS spam HIM surely can't be illegal either.

      if nothing illegal or bad was done, it can't be vigilante work.

  51. Wrong term, actually called: by Backov · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Poetic Justice.

    Vigilante justice would be killing him and all his immediate family, which would be Oh, so sad. Especially if they wrote spammer on his forehead. And stuffed his mouth full of junk mail. Yes, that would be bad.

    --
    In the law there is no overlap between theft and copyright infringement whatsoever.
  52. street address redux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm such an anonymous coward. Here's the address.

    Alan M Ralsky
    6747 Minnow Pond Dr
    West Bloowfield Township, MI 48322-2663

    1. Re:street address redux by Xtraneous · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Shit... this psychopath lives right next to me. Well, um, OK, down the street (1 block) away from me.

      *huddles in corner, whimpering. Please don't slashdot my house too!*

      --
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    2. Re:street address redux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thinking, road trip...

      anybody got one of those inflatable rats the
      teamsters use to protest?

    3. Re:street address redux by phil+reed · · Score: 1

      Why don't you swing past his place some time and see if there's a semi from the Post Office out front?

      --

      ...phil
      "For a list of the ways which technology has failed to improve our quality of life, press 3."
    4. Re:street address redux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Don't forget, A. M. Ralsky, Alan N Ralsky, A. N. Ralsky, Mr.Ralsky, Mrs. Ralsky, Alan Ralsky, and every other combination you can think of are also valid yet separate database entries for catalog, credit card, junk mail companies. So not only should you sign up Alan M Ralsky, but every other combo you can think up. This way he as to opt-out for more then just one name.

    5. Re:street address redux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Take a picture of his over flowing mail box, and post it on the internet.

    6. Re:street address redux by justins · · Score: 1

      Just be REALLY nice to your mailman. Leave him milk and cookies, even. He's the innocent victim here.

      The _only_ innocent victim. :D

      --
      Now before I get modded down, I be to remind whoever might read this that what I am saying is FACT. - bogaboga
    7. Re:street address redux by gaudior · · Score: 2
      You MUST toilet-paper his house.

      It's a moral imperative.

    8. Re:street address redux by navywife · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't do that--he's probably got a bunch of surveillance cameras he bought from X10 popups... And anyway, if you're going to get into vandalism, why not go all the way and introduce Mr. Bolt Cutters to Mr. T-1 Demarc?

    9. Re:street address redux by zbuffered · · Score: 2, Funny

      Leaving a single can of Hormel Spam on his doorstep as a calling card.

      --
      Synergy is your friend
    10. Re:street address redux by Kintanon · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thank you, I did my part and signed him up for half a dozen catalogs he might be interested in. I believe him sending me business related e-mails constitutes a prior business relationship with me, which I have taken advantage of to send him these excellent catalogs in which he might find some amazing gifts for his family, or products that he may enjoy using.
      Bondage Whores monthly is surely a high quality publication and I hope he gets many hours of use out of the items he is sure to wish to purchase from them!

      Kintanon

      --
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    11. Re:street address redux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...citing a promise he made to his wife, Irmengard."

      I guess that creates a few more. Now is it wrong to get his wife involved? :)

    12. Re:street address redux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we all send you as much dog shit as we can find will you hire the kids on the block to throw it at his house?

      p.s. we will chip in on the kids fee as well :)

    13. Re:street address redux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've signed him up for just about every trial magazine subscription I can find. Hope he likes those.

    14. Re:street address redux by scuzlbut07 · · Score: 1

      Running out of ideas of catalogs to send him? Here are some more for you! :-D
      http://www.lights.com/publisher/db/all.html
      http://catalogs.google.com/catalog_list
      http://www.buyersindex.com/

    15. Re:street address redux by herbierobinson · · Score: 2

      Make sure all your neighbors know where to walk their dogs...

      --
      An engineer who ran for Congress. http://herbrobinson.us
    16. Re:street address redux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is your neighborhood zoned for business? If not, report him to the approporiate authorities. ;-)

  53. The ultimate irony... by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

    The ultimate irony would be if they signed Ralsky up for the Spam Fan Club

    --
    Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
  54. Not to bust anyone's bubble by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

    Until someone finds his PO BOX where the important mail goes, he'll just torch his street address mail and go on about his business.

    OTOH, at least all of his neighbors will now know that he's a complete slimeball and responsible for much of the spam email they receive.

    --
    This is not a dream, not a dream...we are transmitting from the year 1-9-9-9.
    1. Re:Not to bust anyone's bubble by JackMonkey · · Score: 1

      This may be a bit dated, but a newsgroup post from January has Alan Ralsky's registration information with his PO Box as follows:

      Alan Ralsky
      PO Box 89
      Fort Smith, AR 72903


      Is there any way to verify this?

    2. Re:Not to bust anyone's bubble by TheBillGates · · Score: 1

      Yes, but let's suppose his annual property tax bill goes to his physical address. He torches it with the other junk. Township takes his place for non payment of taxes. Yes!!!

    3. Re:Not to bust anyone's bubble by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I am anonymous..... but if you really want to tick his neighbours off at him and make his life difficult..... sign every house within 5 numbers of his up for junk mail with his name on it.

  55. Another Idea by idahogie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's send Buzz Aldrin over to his house.

    --
    ...and they shall know me by my sig.
    1. Re:Another Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a better one. Clean his brain with Hydra-Shock.

    2. Re:Another Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha, that was great! thanks; you made my day. 8-)

  56. Amount of Mail? by themurray · · Score: 1

    How much mail arrived at this house? I would love to see a daily amount of the mail picture posted for a good laugh.

    He does not deserve to sue for his abuse of the internet community. I hope he chokes on his money someday.

  57. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hey, all they did was take his personal information and give it out to some "partners".

    Advertisers do that all the time, don't they?

  58. Re:curious.... by morgajel · · Score: 2

    wonder if he's smart enough to filter his own address out of his spam.
    I say we just post his email address everyone and let other spam harvesters take care of it.
    wouldn't that be ironic if all the spam he was getting was coming from himself?:)

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  59. Info about Ralsky by fatquack · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you want to help, head over to htpp://www.spamhaus.org or more info on Ralsky directly at: http://www.spamhaus.org/rokso/search.lasso?evidenc efile=1290

  60. I'd like to thank... by GoatEnigma · · Score: 1
    Everyone who made this possible. While some people may complain it's "harassment" or "illegal", it's certainly more effective than writing letters to your senator, and makes more of a point by getting media coverage. It's movements like these that can propel change in the world.

    Second of all, does anyone notice any similarities in Al's response and the movie "Bowling for Columbine"? He..just...doesn't...get it!

  61. An educational tidbit... by MacAndrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...from this adolescent spamming (notice I don't say I disapprove -- it qualifies as poetic justice) is there's a weakness to even conservative opt-in spam -- 3rd party abuse. It's been done, to mass-subscribe a target -- even nice guys -- to multiple irritating lists at the click of a script. This could also be used as a cover for spammers to play dumb when someone complains.

    This kind of stunt has been done for years, as by filling out lots of those "tell more more!" business cards with the victim's info. Again, the internet takes a little problem and magnifies it 100-fold. This can be used for evil as well as "good."

    So ... if opt-in is to work, there has to be some add'l layer of caution such as a practical methods of authentication. Suggestions? The snadard now is to send a single email requesting a reply before the opt-in is confirmed. Is there a way to spoof this?

    1. Re:An educational tidbit... by psamuels · · Score: 3, Interesting
      So ... if opt-in is to work, there has to be some add'l layer of caution such as a practical methods of authentication. Suggestions? The snadard now is to send a single email requesting a reply before the opt-in is confirmed. Is there a way to spoof this?

      Are you talking about snail mail or email opt-in? For email opt-in, it's pretty easy. You send the subscribee a confirmation mail containing a random number string, and if they send it back (just hit 'reply' and quote the whole thing) they're confirmed.

      The only way to spoof this is to gain access to the victim's mailbox, so you can receive the confirmation mail with the random number in it. And if you have access to the victim's mailbox (or a router in between, etc) there is nothing that can prevent opt-in spoofing, short of everyone having pgp or some other pki, with a web of trust spanning the whole world. Like that's ever gonna happen.

      --
      "How can you claim that you are anti-crack, while still writing a window manager?" — Metacity README
    2. Re:An educational tidbit... by azav · · Score: 1

      Double opt in. Someone signs up and puts someone's email in. The server that gets this email sends a confirmation email to that email address saying, "you or someone isgned up for this ist just reply to this email to confirm your subscription". When a reply is sent to that email, then the sender is subscribed to that double opt in list.

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      - Zav - Imagine a Beowulf cluster of insensitive clods...
    3. Re:An educational tidbit... by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      I figured as much. The only near-perfect solution would also use an encrypted sig.

      I brought this up mostly as a reminder (to myself?) that although opt-in is talked about as the most conservative option, it is not in fact adequate. Snail mail advertising hasn't really needed this kind of protection.

      Also helpful would be a global opt-out, though that could create problems for those of us who do want to subscribe to a thing or two. So there could be a central registry.... Hmm, messy. I don't know if this could even be explained to the average user.

      And good luck getting the spammers to "opt-in" to the plan. Also, they fo have limited free speech rights, I'm not sure how that would factor in to the complexity and security of the scheme.

  62. snail-mail slashdotting? by macshune · · Score: 1

    You know, if we could find some important people's address from the MPAA or the RIAA I'm sure they'd appreciate getting tons of free offers and the like. What about CDs chock full of MP3s and VCDs of Fight Club?

    Just a thought-
    macshune

    1. Re:snail-mail slashdotting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, that would be rather fiendish; arrange a deluge of snail mail packages filled with mp3 cd's, illegal software and pirated movies, along with colourful notes of thanks for all the other warez, and then have their parent organizations drop by as the receivers of said mail are just scratching their heads and look at all the mess.

  63. Now I won't have to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...drive 60 miles to his house to complain in person! This is too good to be true, almost like it's been staged like profressional wrestling or something! Thank God for slashdot!

  64. Dont fight the messengers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    figth the people who want this stuff sent out to begin with. We have software that can identify spam so why not use that to disrupt the businesses soliciting us. We need a filter that recognizes spam and then fires back a few http gets for that companies site. If it could fire off about 10 requests when the spam arrives but not accept the content. If a company sends out 20,000 emails and only 1/4 of the people have the fireback filters, they still get 50,000 requests to their server in a very short time. If there "legitimate" requests cant get through because of all of the false requests, they may be forced to stop spamming just to stay alive.

    1. Re:Dont fight the messengers... by Pierce · · Score: 1

      How about a program like LaBrea, where the connection is held open.

      This way it is not just preventing them when the message is first received, but keeps the connection open for a period of time. 30 minutes per message?

  65. Say it with me now.... by extrarice · · Score: 1

    "Revenge is a dish best served cold".

    Can I get a 'HELL YEAH!!!!!"?

    --
    "Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball."
    1. Re:Say it with me now.... by MagikSlinger · · Score: 2, Funny

      HELL YEAH!

      You know, they say Revenge is a dish best served cold, and revenge is sweet. So does this mean that Revenge is ice cream? I'd like chocolate revenge, please!

      --
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    2. Re:Say it with me now.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like chocolate revenge, please!

      Dog shit makes for fun times, but don't send it through the mail. USPS won't like that.

  66. Re:Alan Ralsky's Address and phone number - wrong by spoonyfork · · Score: 5, Informative

    That's not the right address. That's his old address. I believe the new one is on Minnow Pond in the same city.

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    Speak truth to power.
  67. It is clearly NOT Vigilante justice by pmancini · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Vigilanties are self elected groups (which is the case here) that declare themselves outside of the state and federal courts (not done here) that proclaim the right to arrest, judge and kill or otherwise punish their subjects (also not done here).

    What this is a case of is the State and Federal Courts claiming that mass mailing is ok. It is also ok for mass mailers to find email and physical addresses by any means and to send material in bulk without solicitation. All this group of alleged vigilanties did was exactly what the alleged spammer did. They acted as independent agents for legitimate bulk mailing firms and supplied his information to them. The material sent to the alleged spammer was legitimate commercial solicitation, the very same type he himself has proclaimed to make a living sending to others.

    The alleged spammer can sue in civil court (which allows suits for almost any reason). There are a variety of tactics he can employ to allege damage and seek retribution. I don't think it will be a very interesting case or at all successful.

    It is the type of low-curb protection that tends to get the courts to look at a social problem and then the next thing you know you have government regulation.

    Personally, I watched my own email box for a 24 hour period. Of 112 emails recieved, only 9 were actual emails. The rest were a varity of unsolicited commercial mail, many of an extremely purile nature.

    I didn't participate in the group that set this guy up for getting all of this unsolicited commercial mail, but I fully sympathize with the group.

    1. Re:It is clearly NOT Vigilante justice by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      The alleged spammer can sue in civil court (which allows suits for almost any reason)
      Who is he going to sue?

  68. Harassment, no matter how funny, can be legal by chef_raekwon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ahhhh

    another ac

    anyway, I dont recall Rob or Cowboy Neal saying "spam this guy." So, Slashdot won't be liable. Also, all posts belong to their respective authors, as per Slashdot.

    besides, i don't think that even those posts said "do it!!!" they merely provided the vehicle for the individual to make that "independent" decision.

    oh, and as always, IANAL.
    cheers

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    1. Re:Harassment, no matter how funny, can be legal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, IAAL. Here's how it works (greatly simplified): someone posts saying "Let's spam this guy. Here's his address. Sign him up for mailing lists, etc. and flood his home with snail mail." In that situation, this spammer has a pretty decent legal claim. That is not to say that his claim is a lock to win, but he could make a respectable go of it, and cost someone some tidy legal defense fees. If the people who posted the address didn't say "Let's spam him with snailmail," then this guy's claim is considerably weaker.

      As for the people that actually signed his name onto email lists, they might (and I must admit that I don't know for sure and that I am not going to research it (no one's paying me for this, after all)) have violated some criminal statute, if one exists, that prohibits impersonating another maliciously.

      I did not mean that Slashdot itself would be liable. I meant that Slashdot better get ready to get served with subpoenas seeking disclosure of the identity of the user that posted this guy's address. And if Slashdot doesn't want to do that (and given this site's stance on privacy, that's a possibility), then it better be prepared for legal fight to try and quash any subpoenas.

      And, now, because IAAL, the disclaimer: this post is my educated, but unresearched, opinion, put here for information and discussion purposes only. None of this post is meant to represent legal advice to you or anyone else. Nor does this post represent the opinion of my employer. This post is my opinion, and mine alone.

  69. The balancing scales of poetic justice by Tseran · · Score: 1

    Let's see. He sends us advertisements on cheap viagra, 101 ways to make money off soy bean soup, and its just good business and advertising to the customer base who are his target market. We send him catalogs of expensive furniture to fill his $740,000 home, financial advice advertisements so he can save his money wisely, and ways to make even more money off soy bean soup, and we are harassing him? Is it just me or does he not realize that we were trying to do him an enourmous favor. Maybe now we should send him advertisements for legal counsel, since his current one just doesn't get it.

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  70. Lets seee how many people got him in touch with po by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

    OK lets get the AC vote out there how many people did the perfect thing and sent his email to every politician they could find so they could sent him unsolicited political emails (definatly not spam they are political in nature after all) lets see his legal team come back with it tail between it's legs on that one.

    BTW get some religion as well after all sep church and state would make it hard to say they had to stop reaching out the those that have not yet been saved and all that.

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  71. Dear Mr. Ralsky, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am openly inviting you to sue me.

    In order to make your lawyer's job easier, I am providing you with my full name*, telephone number*, and snail mail address*. Please have your lawyer contact me using the information below:

    John Poindexter
    10 Barrington Fare
    Rockville, MD, 20850
    (301) 424 6613

    Hello pot? This is kettle calling: You're black.

    I hope that you continue to receive TONS of snail mail junkmail and TONS of spam in your inbox. You deserve every piece of it. You are the lowest form of pondscum known to mankind.

    (* - Not my actual contact info. I make no representations that I am indeed the criminal known as John Poindexter. Some Assembly required. Use only with adult supervision. Do Not taunt Happy Fun Ball)

  72. First /.'ing in MeatSpace! by MagikSlinger · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't it enough that we /. websites, but now we have to do it in the real world too? :-)


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  73. Mike Wendland, hater of bulk mailers... by wossName · · Score: 1

    ...and creatures who serve them ? After subtly pointing out a few things in his first article, did you notice that he mentioned name and location of Ralsky's lawyer again this time, in bold letters even ? Weird.

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    1. Re:Mike Wendland, hater of bulk mailers... by arkanes · · Score: 2

      Pretty common journalistic practice to boldface a proper noun first time you use it in an article. Notice he also does it with Ralsky's name and with Apple Computer in the next article.

    2. Re:Mike Wendland, hater of bulk mailers... by wossName · · Score: 1

      I sure noticed that, the point is that the lawyer's name is quite irrelevant to the story. It would have been enough to mention that a lawyer has been set loose, instead of taping this virtual "Kick Me" to him.

      But hey, I'm not complaining ! :)

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  74. Annoy him, AND his associates! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ralsky is indeed annoyed. He says he's asked Bloomfield Hills attorney Robert Harrison to sue the anti-spammers. Maybe we should get his lawyer on those lists too!

  75. Quick every one send him your.... by nlinecomputers · · Score: 3, Funny

    ....extra AOL CDs!

    AOL wants the photo OP. This guy hates snail mail spam. Just back that dump truck onto his lawn.

    *You've got mail.*

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  76. 6747 MINNOW POND DR, WEST BLOOMFIELD, MI 48322 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I love the discussion on this topic. Last time it generated this comment:

    Buyer: ALAN M RALSKY
    Buyer Mailing Address:
    6747 MINNOW POND DR, WEST BLOOMFIELD, MI 48322
    Seller: BING CONSTRUCTION CO
    Property Address: 6747 MINNOW POND DR, WEST BLOOMFIELD, MI 48322
    Sale Date: 8/28/2002
    Recorded Date: 9/12/2002
    Sale Price: $ 740,000 (Full Amount)
  77. My own little spam tale by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I recently received my first off-color spam email at my "main" address (three years, pr0n spam free). There was a "remove-me" link to a blind web-page, but that seemed beyond foolish. I almost just deleted the email, but realized that I didn't want to leave this unanswered.

    I opened the html body, then did a whois search on all six domains in the email. Four were owned by the "sender." One was for the content company, another for a payment processing company. I also looked up Virginia spam laws. There is one, section 18.2-152.4: Computer Trespass. It states

    A. It shall be unlawful for any person to use a computer or computer network without authority and with the intent to:

    7. Falsify or forge electronic mail transmission information or other routing information in any manner in connection with the transmission of unsolicited bulk electronic mail through or into the computer network of an electronic mail service provider or its subscribers.

    The offense is a class 6 misdemeanor. In addition section 152.12 has civil relief and damages of legal fees, court costs, and the greater of actual damages or $10 per email (limited to $25,000/day) payable both the receiver and the email provider.

    I replied, as the postmaster of my domain, that the email was unwanted, and I was not to receive any transmissions in the future to any emails in this domain. I sent the email to the admin contact of each domain, and to the return-to addressee with a return receipt. I notified them that, should I not receive a response from the return-addressee, the email would be assumed to include "falsified mail transmission information" and would be in violation of the applicable Virginia statute.

    A week later I received an inquiry from the payment processor asking for the email body in order to identify the spammer. A day after sending the body text, I received a nice email from the same company, apologizing for the inconvenience and informing me that the spammers account had been frozen, as he was in violation of his terms of service.

    It's a shame he hadn't sent me a couple hundred emails at once, so I could have filed in civil court for a couple of grand. Spending 30 minutes to piss him off is worth my time, but filing in court for $10 isn't.

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    1. Re:My own little spam tale by Scorchio · · Score: 1

      It's not often you hear of successful action against a spammer. I'm curious, though.. were the Virginia laws applicable because that's where the companies involved in the email were located, or is that where you were when you received the email?

      For any lawyer types... are junk emails subject to laws in the location they're sent from, the location of the company responsible for sending them, the location the email is received, or all of the above?

  78. Think about the next step. by kedi · · Score: 1

    This is great news. Though as many others have already commented, he won't give up, money is just too sweet.

    But let us tighten the screw not only on him, but those who might replace him, and actually many others who have not yet become as well known as him. Let us find them all and repeat the same tactics, only at a larger scale.

    So don't wait, and don't presume someone else will do it, ...... sign him for more.

  79. If he tries to sue by Daetrin · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Just tell him you were paid to provide his address to the junk mail people. Clearly it's not harrasment if you're getting paid, then it's just sound buisness practice (in his own little twisted amoral world at least)

    If he actually succeeded, wouldn't he open himself up to one giant countersuit?

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  80. Vigilante Justice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who said there's no place from vigilantism in the modern world?

  81. Re:Alan Ralsky's Address and phone number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    For about the billionth time: the Patrick Road address is AlRal's old address. Somebody else lives there now.

    Don't know about the phone number.

  82. Taste of his own medicine by nuggz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The point is they want to demonstrate their complaint to this person. Reasonable explanations haven't worked. So they are giving a more practical demonstration.

    Their snail mail spam of a few hundred pieces isn't that much different then his billions of pieces of email spam.

    The only apparent difference is that he can't understand what he is doing is wrong when he does it. Although he realizes it is wrong when it happens to him.

  83. Revenge is... by crivens · · Score: 2

    Revenge is very, very sweet. This made me laugh and feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

  84. "Counterspam" as a method to get rid of a spammer by DocSnyder · · Score: 5, Informative
    For quite some time I've been putting any relay test dropbox, any spamvertized domain, any spammer or spamfriendly hoster's domain into my Sugarplum installation. Harvesters scanning my web site will fall into the trap at the beginning without discovering the rest of my site.

    What is more, these adresses get posted into Usenet *.test groups. These newsgroups get harvested like crazy, with spam incidents occuring only a few days after posting and hitting several times per day. Since there is no obligation to use realnames for *.test postings, the most effective way to have spammers spam each other is using their addresses as sender ("From" header).

    A few weeks ago a 419 scammer annoyed some members of the German anti-spam community with his crap. Usually most 419 scammers spamvertize their email address within the email body, Reply-To or even From. As his address seemed to be valid (to receive answers of fool^Wcustomers), we posted it into quite some *.test newsgroups. A day later, someone with a Nigerian IP address answered "don't mess around with us, read ya". Followup was "Oh, you're spamming each other? Here is some more food" and a list with hundreds of spammer's and spamfriendly people's email addresses.

    The occurrence frequency of 419 scam has actually declined since then.

  85. Santa Claus lives in Snowmass, CO by tswinzig · · Score: 3, Informative

    Also included in the article was a blurb about a guy sending a fedex package to Santa Claus, North Pole. Fedex actually delivered it... to Snowmass, CO. Signed for by: S CLAUS

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    "And like that ... he's gone."
    1. Re:Santa Claus lives in Snowmass, CO by srvivn21 · · Score: 2

      Apparently FedEx doesn't know about The Santa Claus House in North Pole, Alaska. That's a shame. They have letter answering Elves there and everything.

    2. Re:Santa Claus lives in Snowmass, CO by CowboyBob500 · · Score: 1

      My better half works for the Post Office here in the UK. Apparantly Santa Claus is alive and well in Belfast, Northern Ireland. That is where the Post Office redirects all Santa mail to. They have a guy there who they pay to answer all the letters.

      Bob

  86. Hypocrisy: the wrong people have been punished by andy@petdance.com · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Sure, that's cute to sign him up for thousands of catalogs. Unfortunately, it's at the expense of innocent bystanders.

    The real argument against spam isn't that it's annoying, but that the recipient has to bear the costs. This little stunt has annoyed the spammer, but by loading various companies with unnecessary costs.

    If the vigilantes wanted to make a point, they would have sent their own letters, with their own postage. Thousands of pieces of mail is still annoying, but it wouldn't have been punishing the unrelated companies.

    1. Re:Hypocrisy: the wrong people have been punished by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But most of the companies willing to send things to any address typed into their website are probably just as bad as spammers, so why does it matter?

  87. What I would like to see by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 2

    I want him to sue and I want the judge to rule that sending spam is harrassment and immediately fine the senders $0.10 per item sent to him. I'll pitch in to help with that. Hell, I'll send him a few myself. But fine him $0.10 per item he has ever sent out. That might relate the two to him so he might finally realize what he's doing.

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  88. Sorting snail mail by nuggz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Taking out the trash has to be the single most troublesome bit of work in my house.

    1. Re:Sorting snail mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because you are so fat you can't lift a 2 LB garbage bag across your driveway without passing out.

  89. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by scotch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    His ailment == "lack of empathy". Truly a common human deficiency. He will not be missed when the agents of karma take him out.

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  90. What'd they ever do? by Kibo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, I understand how someone might not want to be associated with the Klan or especially the Rosie O'Donnel Fan Club. But the National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes?

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    1. Re:What'd they ever do? by taernim · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Ralsky should learn to "Take one for the team" -- just like Butters. ;)

      --
      "PC Load Letter? What the $@#% does that mean?!"
    2. Re:What'd they ever do? by Kibo · · Score: 1

      Maybe he'll recieve a baseball cap promoting Scotch for one of the finer American distillers.

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      --Jimmy has fancy plans; and pants to match.
  91. Current Resident by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of this mail has got to be addressed to "Current Resident."

    If he tries to sell his brand new home, is the fact that the USPS backs a dump truck up to his front porch every day considered a material adverse fact, just like chipping/peeling paint or a faulty foundation?

    How is this going to affect his resale value?

    1. Re:Current Resident by kliment · · Score: 1

      About the dump truck... this so reminds me of a certain picture: Second place in asm2k2 raytrace compo

  92. Demonstrating the concept of 'annoying' by jehreg · · Score: 5, Funny
    If they go to trial, have the defence lawyer ding a bell at random intervals during the whole process of the trial. At some point the judge will want to kill the lawyer, thereby demonstrating that the defendants (the slashdudes) have been rendered insane by the annoyance of receiving massive amounts of unsolicitated "dings".

    When the judge finally screams "Will you stop that ?!?", have the lawyer look the judge straight in the eyes and say calmly: "No."

    Ipso facto.

    1. Re:Demonstrating the concept of 'annoying' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bart: "Ipso fatso."

    2. Re:Demonstrating the concept of 'annoying' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you watch WAAAY too much Ally McBeal.

  93. As a matter of fact I do... by kevcol · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:As a matter of fact I do... by mosch · · Score: 2

      Dear god, man! warn somebody when you're posting goatse photos.

    2. Re:As a matter of fact I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever rated that post "informative" deserves to have a date with the woman on that photograph.

    3. Re:As a matter of fact I do... by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1


      Good service, too: Here's a photo of a shipment being airlifted to Ralsky's home (with optional accessories).

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      -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
  94. Not too hard... by Anguirel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Start sending him mail "Postage Due". That's how he's sending spam... you pay for him to send it by paying for your bandwidth which he clogs. So send him mail, and make him pay for each letter you send.

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    1. Re:Not too hard... by LostCluster · · Score: 2

      The problem is, you can decline to receive postage due mail... simply don't pay. Declining spam ain't so easy.

    2. Re:Not too hard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spammers don't waste bandwidth, because they pay for the bandwidth they use, too. It's their bandwidth, they can do whatever they want with it.

    3. Re:Not too hard... by pjrc · · Score: 3, Funny
      Spammers don't waste bandwidth, because they pay for the bandwidth they use, too. It's their bandwidth, they can do whatever they want with it.

      And in related news, telemarkers don't waste people's time, as the callers are paid an hourly wage to make all those calls.

  95. Am I missing something? by datastew · · Score: 1
    Almost 300 anti-Ralsky posts were made on the Slashdot.org Web site, where the plan was hatched after spam haters posted his address, even an aerial view of his neighborhood.

    I have searched the original article, and I can't find anything mentioning an aerial view of his neighborhood. Is there something I am missing?

    1. Re:Am I missing something? by BJH · · Score: 1
  96. Re:Alan Ralsky's Address and phone number - wrong by Universal+Nerd · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oh... That I didn't know, does anyone have his new address?

    BTW - Mods, MOD MY OTHER POST DOWN, it was WRONG.

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  97. It's not SPAM it's a service! by Quill_28 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He should be thrilled about all the important offers, coupons, and money make making schemes he is seeing.

    I know I thank spammers everyday, how else could I enlarge/shrink various body parts, protect my home, speed up my computer.
    I would have never heard of these products if it wasn't for the wonderful service I receive from guys/gals like him.

    Some people...

  98. Magazines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Screw catalogs. Sign this guy up for magazines. Every magazine you get has those annoying little cards to subscribe. Most of those have a "bill me later" box to check. Check it, fill in Ralsky's info, and enjoy.

    1. Re:Magazines by Magus424 · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but wouldn't that actually count as mail fraud since you'd be causing him to be billed?

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  99. Make Ralsky's Home Open Source! by Lieutenant_Dan · · Score: 1

    I think it would be advantegeous for the Open Source developer to have access to his $740,000 home. The beautiful curtains, the vast supply of colored paper, and access to high-speed SMTP servers in Bulgaria would inspire the Open Source developer community to transmit their message of sharing all over the earth using 100 million different e-mails.

    Only when we harness the power of the cgi-mail-forms can we deploy a multimedia announcement system to rival CNN.

    As a a troll in all seriousness: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHA. This made my day! Ralsky, fsck off!

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  100. Finally we make the move by N3WBI3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    from /. in the electronic world to /. in the physical world, sorry postal carriers.

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  101. Middle para is his "defense" by nuggz · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sorry, I should have identified that the middle section is a spammers "defense" of their actions.

    I still don't see legal aciton going anywhere.

    1. Re:Middle para is his "defense" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I kinda hope it does. Precident agaist spammers... paid for by a spammer!!!

      sounds like poetic justice to me

  102. Not even close by drew_kime · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Imagine if everyone felt they had the right to take the law into their own hands and dispense justice as they saw fit our legal system would become unbalanced. Individuals would place differing penalties based on their own moral judgments, not based on a standard of law.

    Check out the background a little bit. From the original article:
    It's an operation still very much in business, despite last month's much-hyped settlement of a lawsuit against Ralsky by Verizon Internet Services. The suit used Virginia's tough anti-spam laws to get Ralsky to promise to stop using Verizon servers and pay an undisclosed fee for sending out millions of unsolicited e-mails to its customers.

    So it seems Ralsky is the one who has engaged in illegal activity. Further:
    In 1992, while in the insurance business, he served a 50-day jail term for a charge arising out of the sale of unregistered securities. And in 1994, he was convicted of falsifying documents that defrauded financial institutions in Michigan and Ohio and ordered to pay $74,000 in restitution.

    So he also has a history of fraudulent business practices in multiple other businesses before coming to SPAM.

    Now from you:
    Indeed, not a short month or so ago the RIAA was proposing congress pass legislation which would enable them to hunt down and possibly destroy or disable a system they believe to be involved with infringing intellectual property.

    This example is of a company trying to get a law changed to make it legal for them, and only them, to hack into other people's computer systems. The people who signed Ralsky up for all this junk mail did not enter his home or his systems, did not illegally release any information that was not pulicly available, and did not violate -- nor attempt to have changed -- any laws preventing what they did.

    How exactly is this the same?
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    1. Re:Not even close by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they claimed to be Mr. Ralsky when requesting the material, there might be a crime there. But if they just asked for the material to be sent to a friend of theirs, I'm sure there's no harm. Right?

      Sadly, state-wide opt-out lists for postal mail are much easier than handling email you can't get on a 'do-not-send' list for.

    2. Re:Not even close by clarkie.mg · · Score: 2

      ... The people who signed Ralsky up for all this junk mail did not enter his home or his systems, did not illegally release any information that was not pulicly available ...,

      Furthermore, he (ralsky) hadn't to pay for the ads he received whereas we have to pay each time we download spam (little but it adds up).

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  103. in Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Spammers sue YOU!

    Wait. That's in America, too...

    (the old jokes just aren't what they used to be..)

  104. Next /. Poll by KoolDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you sign up Alan Ralsky yet ?
    * Damn Right
    * No...I suck
    * Not Yet
    * I was busy deleting spam from my inbox
    * I signed up CowBoyNeal instead.
    <vote>
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    1. Re:Next /. Poll by Alsee · · Score: 2

      * I signed up CowBoyNeal instead.

      Well, at least the "enlarge you penis" ads wont go to waste :)

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  105. I Have a Dream... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This could be a whole new /. category: Spamback!

  106. New Address and phone number by Namds · · Score: 3, Informative

    The actual address was originally posted at http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=45801&cid=4737 646 by an Anonymous Coward Post quoted below Ok.. Heres more details on Ralsky's address (courtesy of www.lexisnexis.com -- its nice being a law student) Buyer: ALAN M RALSKY Buyer Mailing Address: 6747 MINNOW POND DR, WEST BLOOMFIELD, MI 48322 Seller: BING CONSTRUCTION CO Property Address: 6747 MINNOW POND DR, WEST BLOOMFIELD, MI 48322 Sale Date: 8/28/2002 Recorded Date: 9/12/2002 Sale Price: $ 740,000 (Full Amount) By the way, the patrick road address listed in the other sellers post was sold in 2001 first to Irmengard Ralsky and then to Dan Shammami for $265K

  107. NO NO NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is the old address.

    This is the new one.

    836 Mohegan St Birmingham, MI 48009-5667

    let's use it creatively, people :)

    1. Re:no no no by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      Harassing the lawyer for doing his job is another step altogether. If he himself is harassing people, that's one thing; if he's just protecting the spammer's rights, he's doing his job. For that matter bear in mind that the law frowns on self-help generally.

      I don't buy the argument that people are not responsible for what they do for a living.

      Lawyers who file suits to help the clients deprive others of rights puts them lower than the spamers in my view.

      It is one thing to provide a defense for a scumbag client, quite another to help them attack.

      Just my opinion on the profession as a whole rather than this instance.

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    2. Re:no no no by llywrch · · Score: 2

      > Harassing the lawyer for doing his job is another step altogether. If he himself is harassing people, that's one thing; if he's
      > just protecting the spammer's rights, he's doing his job. For that matter bear in mind that the law frowns on self-help
      > generally.

      True. But feel free to research the meaning of the word ``barratry". I'd say that if any lawyer who takes up this spammer's case, & does not quickly move to trial on any suit he raises, should be hit hard & repeatedly with this charge.

      Find a friendly lawyer who will help you research this. I figure that after our spammer loses the first couple of cases, if his lawyer is ethical, he'll tell him to give up this fight. And if he doesn't, *he* will find himself caught in the same quicksand. And our spammer will be forced to find another lawyer to continue his campaign.

      Lather, rinse, repeat. Until this spammer finds himself without anyone willing to accept his cases. And, strange to mention, I bet a lot of other spammers will find that they are unable to locate willing consel to sue for this alleged harrassment.

      But then, IANAL. But it might be fun to watch autodarwination in process.

      Geoff

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      I think I see a trend here. Maybe for them it really would be easier to muzzle the entire internet than to produce p
    3. Re:no no no by Kirruth · · Score: 2

      Look, no doubt the lawyer has a penis, right? Well, he's going to need extensive details of enlargement techniques, viagra, xxx porn.

      Besides, none of the material he will get sent qualifies as spam, because he can opt out at any time. Many of these opportunities really are once in a lifetime...I'd hate to think he would miss out.

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      "Well, put a stake in my heart and drag me into sunlight."
    4. Re:no no no by darkfrog · · Score: 1
      Harassing the lawyer for doing his job is another step altogether. If he himself is harassing people, that's one thing; if he's just protecting the spammer's rights, he's doing his job.

      well in that case spammers... "are just doing their jobs!" Just because your doing your job doesn't make it right by any means. Your logic is failed here.
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      --DarkFrog
      If the dead rise again, we're going to have some serious population control issues.
    5. Re:no no no by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

      I didn't say they weren't responsible; I said that harassment was clearly the wrong way to communicate. Rationalizing it doesn't help.

      And as for an opinion of an entire profession, you can't do it with some very rough stereotypes of a group of hundreds of thousands of people. Stereotypes of the tech professions are pretty crude, right? Same thing.

    6. Re:no no no by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      Find a friendly lawyer who will help you research this.

      I don't need to. I am one.

      Legal harassment is something one can sue or countersue over, and it is done often. Abuse of legal process can lead to sanctions against the attorney. It's a shady practice, no doubt about it.

      And if the spam harassment is actionable -- it's hard because you have so many people making a small contribution, so you'd probably go after any organizers -- then it's probably a good case under a theory of tortious interferance with business relations, etc. Paralyzing someone's email could clearly cause business losses. Yeah, that's what spammers are doing to others, but not in a focused way designed to coerce.

      In judging the propriety of something like harassment, pick a cause you're sympathetic with and picture their enemies doing the same not just to them, but anyone they sought out. My concern is not so much that that sort of thing is illegal, as it is crass and uncivil. Send an email or letter of complaint, but don't orchestrate an anonymous game of doorbell ditch. As I said, the moral high ground is worthwhile.

    7. Re:no no no by MacAndrew · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your logic is failed here.

      Not at all. The spammer is the one actually engaged in something arguably illegitimate: sending spam. Whether harassment is appropriate or even legal is debatable. But the lawyer is simply being a lawyer. Lawyers are not required to enforce your values, least of all if you attempt to harass them into it. That's coercion, and anonymous at that.

      And I wrote elsewhere, if you have don't like it, sent a letter or email communicating that. But activities designed to harass rather than inform, especially against 3rd parties, are not kosher -- and will end up damaging the anti-spam cause.

    8. Re:no no no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's nice to feel self-righteous, isn't it?

    9. Re:no no no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and pray tell just what is it that YOU are doing to help the anti-spammer cause in your role as a lawyer?

    10. Re:no no no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spammers are universally hated, as should be the traitors who help them. Spammers deserve no mercy, and their shysters are helping them and thus equally deserve vengeance.

    11. Re:no no no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see your point. And I don't know that the attorney representing Ralsky deserves to be Slashdotted just yet ... or ever. Yet, if he is not informed of the true extent of opposition to his client, how can he prepare adequately? Oh, the quandry!

      Our point and Ralsky's is that sending email spam is not illegal and, in fact, constitutes one of the final remaining frontiers in neighborly assistance. However, every time I try to reply to the email Ralsky sends (to thank him properly for the public service he provides), it results in a dead address. So, I was thinking that since I can't send him useful information or even my simple heartfelt thanks via the internet, why not send it directly to his home? That way he'sure to get it and I'm certain he'll be glad I sent it, too! Probably want to thank me and send me a check for $25! Or, maybe even 40% of $10,000,000 in SA Rand! At the very least he could hook me up with a deal on Canadian vitamins.

      In fact, I was thinking about hiring several of Ralsky's competitors to spam the planet with his address as part of an information campaign to garner fresh business for him. Just think of it ... instead of hundreds or thousands of customers, he might end up with millions!

    12. Re:no no no by Chump1422 · · Score: 1

      And how do you decide who's a scumbag (yes, in this case, it's obvious) withouth giving BOTH sides effective representation?

      Everyone deserves a voice. That's how we protect all of our rights.

    13. Re:no no no by Meorah · · Score: 1

      With all due respect for the profession that has created more jokes than catholic priests, I don't really give two craps about the letter of the law. Anybody who screws so many people out of their time deserves every single bit of pain they can get from direct marketing, coerced or not. If you ever consider taking a case defending the letter of the law with one of these slimeballs because "its your job", be prepared to have an equal amount of direct marketing in your inbox, on your voicemail, and in your physically addressed mailbox and/or PO Box. Sue me all you want, but you'd have to sue billions of people before convincing us that you're right and we're wrong. The legal system is all screwed up anyway.

      --
      Protector of Capitalist views,
      Meorah
    14. Re:no no no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one gives two craps about the letter of the law other than lawyers. Mr. Ralsky certainly doesn't.

    15. Re:no no no by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      As a member of the legal system, I'm quite sure your blind hatred is misplaced. I have known many fine attorneys, and I encourage you to get to know some of them, and to learn more about this "screwed up" legal system of ours. One thing a lot of people don't realize is that 95% of lawyers don't go anywhere near a courtroom or sue anyone.

      Even the worst slimeball deserves the benefit of legal counsel. It is one of the strengths of our society that we don't condone the vigilante justice that may give you warm fuzzy feelings but has been used to justify everything down to lynchings. Don't bother to share your opinion of those.

      Aside from that, I won't bite on your troll. I know better.

  108. i don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So maybe he got signed up for a lot of advertising

    But I don't get it

    He can piss in everyone's backyard if he feels like it, but when people piss in his own backyard, he wants to sue?

    Someone care to explain?

    1. Re:i don't get it by sethstorm · · Score: 0

      Because he thinks money will get him out of it, and that slashdotters fear lawyers...

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  109. Important information just in..... by Albinoman · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hormel is now going to embark on a series of lawsuits to stop people from calling bulk mail "Spam", therby belittling their delicious product.

    As a side note, do you think the people at Hormel refer to that kind of email as "Spam"?

    1. Re:Important information just in..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hormel doesn't object to us using the term 'spam' with a small s to refer to junk email. If you use a capital S, then in their eyes you are refering to the the canned meat product.

      I heard an interesting tidbit the other day. Apparently there is a theory that spam is unusually popular among groups that have practiced cannibalism because it closely approximates the tast of human flesh. Can anybody out there confirm this?

    2. Re:Important information just in..... by phil+reed · · Score: 2
      --

      ...phil
      "For a list of the ways which technology has failed to improve our quality of life, press 3."
  110. Just Say No by alanjstr · · Score: 3, Funny

    All he has to do is opt-out. Can't he afford to pay someone to do it for him?

    1. Re:Just Say No by sethstorm · · Score: 0

      Sure, but he's going to have to send a ton of opt-out letters if he's going to continue

      --
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  111. so far today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    alan has ordered a case of grapefruit, some colon cleanser, and a case of tampons.

    Fatwallet is wonderful

    and of course he signed up for notification of Internet specials.

    busy guy that alan

  112. Might be faster to email him... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    ...that is, if you need an attourney in the Bloomfield Hills, MI area. His atty's addy is:

    rsh@rharrisonplc.com

  113. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  114. There ain't no justice by Pac · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Who, short of you, is talking about justice and vigilantism?

    The guy is receiving nice, legal, commercial offers someone thought he might be interested in. If he doesn't want them, he may well opt-out. It is a very simple process, all he have to do is write or call the senders to be immediately removed from their lists.

    And I might also remember you that there are no laws regulating spam, so we are basically talking about a guy who insist on being un-civilised for the sake of a (millions of) buck. If he can be so unpolite as to send me (and millions of people more) hundreds of unsolicited emails a week, why should everyone be nice and treat him as if he was just a regular Joe working hard to make ends meet?

    Well, he is not. He belongs to a class of people you won't be inviting over for dinner nor letting your daughter date. He has no clue about online etiquette, nor he want to have.

    Your comparison with the RIAA situation is also out of line. RIAA was asking to be exempt from some very severe and important laws. This guy does nothing illegal. Also, nothing illegal was done to him.

    As long as the law is concerned, no one was hurt. This is exactly how it should be: he does nothing to hurt us (by sending spam) and we (the whole body of the Internet) do nothing to hurt him (by sending him nice commercial offers through regular mail).

    1. Re:There ain't no justice by kmahan · · Score: 1

      Well -- indirectly his postman is probably going to be hurt due to a hernia. But they'll probably change things so that he receives his mail delivered in large bags.

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      Invalid Checksum. Retrying.
  115. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "This man suffers from a common human ailment. He does not have the ability to see what he does as wrong. Everyone else is a rube for him to exploit. He (in his own mind) can do whatever he wants, but if someone dares try the same stunt on him, they're going DOWN."

    It's called a Dogbert complex.

  116. I know a Spam Guy by xtremex · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know somebody that is a spammer. He makes a LOT of money doing it. I tell him every time I see him how much he is hated by the 'Net community. He makes about $300,000 a year though. I asked him if HE hates spam. he says no. He has Spam Filters on his email box(Spam Assassin, etc) . He says that he doesnt want the people who put up spam filters...he recommends it to everybody..he wants the people who don't have it, and they will always be there. He makes money from companies who pay him. They say it works. Throw spaghetti at the wall, eventually some will stick. He has promised me that he takes out my friends emails from his list. :)

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    If you're not a Liberal in your 20's, then you have no heart.If you're still a Liberal in your 30's you have no brain.
    1. Re:I know a Spam Guy by Spoing · · Score: 2
      He makes money from companies who pay him. They say it works.

      So, what we need are a list of addresses for CEOs and managers who work at companies that pay spammers like him. Maybe that would work?

      --
      A firewall can not protect you from yourself. Turn off what you do not need. Do not use the firewall to do your work.
    2. Re:I know a Spam Guy by xtremex · · Score: 1

      You don't think they get Spam? I'm not supporting this guy, but you HAVE to admit, they wouldn't do it if it didn't work. Earning $300,000 a year for basically sitting on your ass isn't too shabby. He has a full T-3 in his house! So, after paying off the T-3 (a Porsche a month), he has $300K in profit.
      When he calls me to fix his Linux servers and his network problems, he pays me well. I STILL don't like what he does, but he's one of the few people still making money from the 'Net anymore.

      --
      If you're not a Liberal in your 20's, then you have no heart.If you're still a Liberal in your 30's you have no brain.
    3. Re:I know a Spam Guy by Spudley · · Score: 2

      He has promised me that he takes out my friends emails from his list. :)

      Please sir, can I be your friend?

      --
      (Spudley Strikes Again!)
    4. Re:I know a Spam Guy by SScorpio · · Score: 1

      Most spammers a completely dense when it comes to computers. The best thing would be for all people to live up to their morals and refuse to support them. If they couldn't get anyone in the tech industry to help them... then their spam would eventually stop flowing. Remember when you aid the enemy, you become the enemy. Becarefully or you will might be placed in Bush's Axis of Evil along with Iraq, Iran, One of those Koreas, Enron, and the US Economy. All of this got in the Axis by acting unAmerican.

  117. He hired a lawyer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ralsky is indeed annoyed. He says he's asked Bloomfield Hills attorney Robert Harrison to sue the anti-spammers.

    I wonder if that is Robert Harrison of 2550 South Telegraph Rd, Bloomfield Hills, MI 48302, (248) 253-1800 -- a business address?

    I wonder if thats the same Robert Harrison (52 year old male of the town of South Lyon) who ran an 8K race in 37:52 ..

  118. well, who paid for it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For snail mail spam, the sender pays, for email spam, the recipient (and the ISPs) pay for the bandwidth and storage space.

    I think fair's fair that he just accepts the amount of junk mail coming his way ...

    He can try and opt out, after all...

  119. This is NOT HARASSMENT by ch-chuck · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, gang, please - keep this is mind, nobody is trying to cause trouble. You see, there are hundreds of thousands of businesses throughout the world and they all have lots of great purchasing opportunities. As a volunteer group, we just want him to be aware of those purchase opportunties, that's all. We apologize for the inconvenience, but we simply want him to be a well informed, fully 'opted in' consumer.

    Thank you.

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    1. Re:This is NOT HARASSMENT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right. And today he (was) signed up for an extra large pair of panties, a bra (also extra large), tampons, adult diapers, and more magazines and dog food than anyone could know what to do with.

      Where are the free douche samples?

    2. Re:This is NOT HARASSMENT by MrLint · · Score: 1

      For great justice, take off every ZIP+4!

    3. Re:This is NOT HARASSMENT by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yep. Just like it wasn't harassment when Clinton informed a certain intern of all the cock-sucking opportunities out there...

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      I hereby place the above post in the public domain.
    4. Re:This is NOT HARASSMENT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed! We should all send him a letter with unsubscription instructions in 17 easy steps. Who knows, if he tries all our suggestions, one of them might actually manage to unsubscribe him from one list. All in the spirit of understanding his problem and trying to be helpful, of course...

    5. Re:This is NOT HARASSMENT by fwoomer · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, gang, please - keep this is mind, nobody is trying to cause trouble. You see, there are hundreds of thousands of businesses throughout the world and they all have lots of great purchasing opportunities. As a volunteer group, we just want him to be aware of those purchase opportunties, that's all. We apologize for the inconvenience, but we simply want him to be a well informed, fully 'opted in' consumer.

      And to think we provided this useful service to him out of the kindness of our hearts! And now the ingrate has the nerve to piss and moan about this wonderful service we've provided him. You just can't please some people.

      Tee Hee.

    6. Re:This is NOT HARASSMENT by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      He's not really getting his fair share anyhow. The guy is mailing out hundreds of millions of spams every day. If he got even an A5-size single page flyer back for every email he sent his entire house would be buried several feet deep in paper by the end of the week.

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    7. Re:This is NOT HARASSMENT by Eggplant62 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Really, man. If he doesn't want the stuff, he should *JUST OPT OUT*. That's right, unsubscribe. In this case, pick up the phone or write a letter to each magazine publisher and marketing company and request they remove him from their lists. Really, it's very simple.

      Now, how many offers do you think he's receiving a day? If it's anything like what my parents get after living in the same place for the last 12 years, with Mom shopping in every mail order catalog she can find, and trust me, I've had to go pick up their mail during their vacations--mail delivery at their house can be a stack a foot high. How it fits in the mailbox is an entirely different question.

      I hope he's inundated. I hope he gets a sense of what we all feel when we see his shit. Oh, wait, he says he wants to sue antispammers for "harrassing" him. I see he's got that sense now.

    8. Re:This is NOT HARASSMENT by McTavi · · Score: 1

      Actually quite a few of this postal advertising (junk mail) encourage you to sign a friend up as well.

      So to me it looks like Mr.Ralsky became /.'s 'Special friend' sign and all.

    9. Re:This is NOT HARASSMENT by nano-second · · Score: 2

      And afterall, he's welcome to call the numbers listed on the catalogs and advertisments and asked to be removed from their mailing lists in the future. It's just so simple I don't know why he's complaining... afterall he recieves this information for free, he doesn't have to pay the Post Office to recieve his mail!

      --
      I hope you're not pretending to be evil while secretly being good. That would be dishonest.
  120. terminal ill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am writing this article to request something for a terminaly ill boy.

    Alan M Ralsky is a seven year old boy who has terminal cancer. His ambition before he dies is to be included in the Guinness Book of Records as having the largest collection of post cards.

    My request is that EVERYONE who reads this posting send at least one post card to him at:

    Alan M Ralsky
    6747 Minnow Pond Dr
    West Bloowfield Township, MI 48322-2663

    Please pass this information on to as many people as possible. Let's make a child's dream come true before its too late.

    Best wishes.

    A hopeful person.

    1. Re:terminal ill by ddriver · · Score: 0, Troll

      !you a bad coward!

      --
      I found my inner child, then I got caught abusing it...
    2. Re: terminal ill by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Please pass this information on to as many people as possible. Let's make a child's dream come true before its too late.

      Be sure to mention how sad you were when you heard that he was dying from inrectocephalosis.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    3. Re:terminal ill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      His ambition before he dies is to be included in the Guinness Book of Records as having the largest collection of post cards.

      Really? I thought he wanted 8 foot tall posters of him plastered on every building over one story in the world, captioned with this quote,

      "Scientology is nothing but cold, evilly-calculating quackery designed to part gullible morons from their money."

      "Please take a schematic of the E-meter from the basket below."

      "For further information on this destructive cult, please send inquiries to:

      Alan M Ralsky
      6747 Minnow Pond Dr
      West Bloowfield Township, MI 48322-2663"

    4. Re:terminal ill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wouldnt it be better to have a small script inna web page and send that msg as an email so receivers can just click on a link and automatically activate the script in the web page to send a snail mail request or something?

  121. But, but - he's a *lawyer* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    worse, he's RALSKY'S lawyer

    and he just signed up for a year's supply of cat chow

  122. I beg to differ: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are lawyers that have souls, they're called criminal defense attorneys. They get paid shit, but do their job because they genuinely want to help protect people from the inequities of the criminal "justice" system. The highest level of them are generally found at Public Defender's Offices.

    1. Re:I beg to differ: by DroppedPacket · · Score: 1

      There are lawyers that have souls, they're called criminal defense attorneys. ... they genuinely want to help protect people from the inequities of the criminal "justice" system. ROTFLMAO. Like the lawyers for OJ Simpson, and John Lind-Walker, and the Menendez brothers (you remember them, they are just poor orphan boys). Yeah, those poor victims of the criminal "justice" system. Like those the fight for the right for rapists and murderers and say that they really shouldn't be put in jail for killing only a few people...

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      I am not a resource! I am a free man!
  123. Pure evil by crawdaddy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've sunk to an all-time low. I signed this guy up with the most notoriously evil group of snail mail spammers there are.

    That's right...I signed up him up with BMG Music...15 times. He'd better remember to send back all those CDs that come in monthly.

    Throw in the fact that BMG Music doesn't know the meaning of "opt-out" and I think that means that I've just one-upped you all!

    1. Re:Pure evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, that's cold.

      The only thing worse that you could've done would have been to take pictures of yourself molesting his dog and then sending them to him...

      That way, everytime he looked at his dog, it'd remind him of it being sexually abused..

    2. Re:Pure evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Add a ski mask, and you've got the perfect crime.

    3. Re:Pure evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might have you beat - I signed him up as interested in the US Marines. Those recruiters never quit. Unfortunately he will also receive a free pen.

      However, I think the best one (yes, I spent a couple of hours doing this today) was soliciting a free bible from the church of mormon and selecting the personal delivery option - the ad said it would take about and hour for the visit.

      no, i'm not kidding :)

    4. Re:Pure evil by Kirruth · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that though he can give his heart to Jesus, his ass belongs to the Corps.

      --
      "Well, put a stake in my heart and drag me into sunlight."
    5. Re:Pure evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh man! this is so freakin' funny, it's almost worth having people as low as spammers to do this to.

    6. Re:Pure evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you get a ski mask on a dog?

    7. Re:Pure evil by David+Gerard · · Score: 2
      I bet I can do worse:

      http://www.scientology.org/oca.htm
      http:/ /cchr.org/freepub.htm

      This paper spam list is one that no-one gets off.

      --
      http://rocknerd.co.uk
  124. How to annoy a spammer online by Maimun · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have always been wondering about this
    possibility. I dunno the legal / other
    implications there may be, so I have not
    tried it. Plus, it takes time.

    Suppose that, instead of deleting the spam,
    I read it. Certainly, the spammer wants a
    credit card number, or banking account
    details. So, I pretend I want to buy whatever
    they sell. I give them the information they
    are asking for -- but INVALID information.
    Invalid credit card number or invalid account
    number. "invalid" meaning a number I made up.

    Now, if I just make a random sequence of
    16 decimal digits, the spammer may be able
    to figure out it is not valid.
    Probably not any combination of digits is
    a valid card number, I dunno. Maybe there
    are control digits, or in general the number
    has to conform to some criteria to be considered
    valid. Suppose that I know these criteria
    and I send them a "syntactically" valid card
    number, just a fictious one. The spammers
    organisation has no way of knowing this number
    does not work, unless they check with Master Card
    or Visa or AmEx, whoever the owner of the card
    is.

    I am pretty sure this is going to hurt the
    spammers, provided many people do that.
    If they (the spammer) make plenty of requests
    for money transactions (I dunno the proper term)
    to the credit card company with invalid card
    numbers, the company will stop doing business
    with them (the spammer). This is a wild guess,
    of course, but I simply can't imagine that
    someone will make hundreds of attempts with
    invalid card numbers and there will be no penalty.

    Something similar can be done with bank account
    numbers - give them an invalid one. The bank
    will not appreciate having plenty of requests
    for money transactions from inexisting accounts!

    As I said, I don't know the legal implications.
    For the moment I do once in a while:

    for i in `seq 1 100000`; do wget ; rm -f *; \
    done

    in an empty directory, with the URL the spammer
    provided. I have a cable conncetion, so this
    works fast. Again, if many people do that, the
    spammers' web sites will be brought to their knees.

    1. Re:How to annoy a spammer online by taybin · · Score: 1

      Great. Any length to annoy a spammer. Even committing credit card fraud. I'm sure that so many attempts won't be noticed or prosecuted or anything.

    2. Re:How to annoy a spammer online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what happens to the poor bastards that you will eventually get the RIGHT credit card number combinations for and they get charged?

  125. Let him sue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and let him win. Then we can use his lawsuits (precedent) as ammunition to legally attack back at him and other spammers.

    So, sign me up for a lawsuit! Is there a wait list??

  126. send him something less valuable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why not send him some ... oh ... bricks (used) ... or ... some ... old newspapers ...

    or ... some leaves ...

  127. Just an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about fighting spam with spam?
    I mean.. i have at least a hundred FREE AOL cds.
    Just mail it all to the spam master with AOL return address. IF Ralsky dont get it, AOL will.
    Everybody wins!

  128. Let him try. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2

    I'd love Ralsky to try to file a lawsuit.

    The defense would be, well his street address is public, all he has to do is to throw the mail in the trash.

    When I showed up at a spammer's door, he accused me of tresspassing. I said, "what is wrong, your house is attached to a public street and your gate was not locked?"

  129. Spamming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I would do is suscribe this SOB to every paid magazine (those get 3 issues free) :-D

  130. Blame the moderators by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 5, Funny

    Within days, I was on a mailing list for volunteer fire fighters. Volunteer Firefighters? I'm reaaaaaaaaaaally curious how I ended up with that. heh.

    Simple. You probably got too many +1 Flamebait mods. :-D

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  131. I'm glad I'm not the only one that takes the time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Personally, when I get spammed and it makes it's way through my filters, I take the time to scavenge their email, site, and any related service/marketing providers and grab every email address I can find. Then I go to all the lists of "click-here-to- unregister" sites and I pump them all in. That way they all wind up on the most natorious spammers lists there are! ;-)

    Life is good...

  132. Ok, so.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who's next? :-D

  133. psycho killer by joehahn · · Score: 2, Funny

    so.. let us say that 1 out of every 9,000,000 users of email are libiterian homicidal psychopaths just waiting for a cause..

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    *I used to be quite irreverent and ignorant. I am probably much smarter now. I seem to realize this every 45 days or so.
  134. Re:This is not a first time... by saskboy · · Score: 2

    AOL sends out CDs and floppy disks to people as bulk mail. There is a large movement to return as many as 100000 of these CDs to AOLs doorstep. I think only 80K have been collected by the crusaders, however. The rest are filling landfills, gracing walls, and being used as dog toys.
    The post office is also /.ed every year this time by letters to
    Santa Claus
    North Pole, Canada
    HOH OHO

    --
    Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
  135. Wacked... by BSOD+from+above · · Score: 0, Troll

    404 error

    the organism you are looking for can not be found
    the organism may be experiencing technical difficulty or large volumes of mail traffic

    (Enforcing the 404 compliance standard for all heavily spammed out sites.)

    --
    Karma: Censored (mostly affected by decency laws)
  136. Santa greenland gets replied :) by gnalle · · Score: 1

    But sadly he replies by email . He has a nice website., but he should consider changing his webmaster .

  137. Poetic! by immortal · · Score: 1

    Way to go Slashdot community. Now he has to live in his own shoes like slumlords do.

    He thinks its not funny. Well my responce would be ...

    HaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHe Ha HaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHa HeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHe HeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHe HaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHa HaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHa HeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHeHaHaHeHe

    I don't know how he can sue over the snail mail pileup since all the label information has been munged so he can prove anything [grin].

    This makes all my work feel worth it.

    --
    "Your having a bad day when the voices in your head put you on hold"
  138. What's the problem Alan... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    "Several tons of snail mail spam every day might just annoy him as much as his spam annoys me," wrote one of the anti-spammers.

    Ralsky is indeed annoyed. He says he's asked Bloomfield Hills attorney Robert Harrison to sue the anti-spammers."

    What's the problem Alan? I'm sure that every piece of snail mail spam you are getting has an opt-out option!

    --
    The race isn't always to the swift... but that's the way to bet!
  139. Someone has to support the post office by torchta · · Score: 1

    well someone has to support the post office, it should be the person costing them money.

  140. Question by niall111 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Slightly off topic question here. I know of a spam center here in my city that i'm quite sure is larger than the one this guy is running. They have dozens of servers doing nothing but email spam, 24/7. Wondering how i could convince someone to do a bit of investigative reporting into this place, and expose what's going on in our little town... The people I know who work there hate it, but they claim it's got to be the largest spam provider in the world.

    1. Re:Question by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      Slightly off topic question here. I know of a spam center here in my city that i'm quite sure is larger than the one this guy is running. They have dozens of servers doing nothing but email spam, 24/7.

      There has GOT to be some way to get that spot marked as "Chinese Embassy" on NATO's maps.

      --
      Slashdot: Failed Car Analogies. Amateur Lawyering. Anecdote Battles.
    2. Re:Question by sik+puppy · · Score: 2

      Contact your local radio and television stations. Really hook them by letting them know that the kind of people who are sending sexually graphic pictures to children, and other forms of spam, via email are operating in town.

      Especially if you are somewhere besides the northeast or west coast of the US. The more conservative the area, the harder you play up the porn/threat to children angle.

      heh, I'd love to find out you're in some small bible belt town, causing the town to come out and lynch the spammers. Then I'd get to see it on tv myself.

      --
      The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. Shakespeare, Henry VI, Part 2, Act 4, Scene 2
  141. Uh... by Apathetic1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Are you serious?

    You seem to be sarcasm impaired. The post you replied to was playing devil's advocate for why this gentleman seems unable to understand why what he's doing is wrong.

    --

    My username does not make me Apathetic. It's irony, get it?

    1. Re:Uh... by JohnG · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, I'm sarcasm impaired and my life really was enriched by the knowledge that most women are unsatisfied in bed and the apparent popularity of pedophile bestiality.
      You see it doesn't really matter if the parent poster believes what he said or not. My point was that spammers don't believe what he said either. Spammers KNOW that they are annoying people. They KNOW that nobody is interested in the type of tastless garbage that they hock. But guess what?, they don't care because they have $750,000 houses.
      Luckily based on the moderation I can assume that at least MOST of the people understood the point I was trying to make and acknowledge that even sarcasm can be target of rebuttal.

    2. Re:Uh... by nuggz · · Score: 2

      Some spammers actually believe that defense.

      Others know they are assholes.

      You're right though neither one really cares as long as they are making money.

    3. Re:Uh... by JohnG · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It would really surprise me if deep down any of them REALLY believed that defense for the reasons I stated. Kind of like deep down Hilary Rosen KNOWS that it's wrong to hack into private citizens computers for sake of corporate profit.

    4. Re:Uh... by Apathetic1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does she know it's wrong? I doubt it. I think you may be projecting your own sense of right and wrong onto these people and they may not agree with your set of morals and ideals.

      I don't think you can speak for Spammers (you aren't one, I presume), nor can you speak for Hilary Rosen.

      --

      My username does not make me Apathetic. It's irony, get it?

    5. Re:Uh... by JohnG · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You may be right. There are certainly lots of people out there who do things that I can't believe they would do because they are sick or wrong (or sick AND wrong). Thing about spammers though is that they themselves have to get flooded with it, and I can say for sure that they don't like it. Nobody likes being on the receiving end of junk email. Therefore it seems logical to assume that they know they are doing something that annoys people. As far as Hilary goes, I think you would have to be a fairly sick person to think it is your right to invade someone else's privacy.

    6. Re:Uh... by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Kind of like deep down Hilary Rosen KNOWS that it's wrong to hack into private citizens computers for sake of corporate profit.

      Maybe, maybe not.

      I'm not sure which is worse: 1) The possibility that Hilary Rosen knows that her message is BS, yet has no problems doing it as a day job. 2) The possibility that Hilary actually believes in the crap she spews.

      Both are possible and I'm not sure one is necessarily more likely than the other...

    7. Re:Uh... by MCZapf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It wouldn't surprise me at all. I think you make a big mistake assuming that everyone's mind works the same way, that everyone can listen to reason, that everyone has a conscience, etc.

  142. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Jurjels · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He's been signed up for all that mail under false pretenses. It's mail fraud and a Federal Offense.

    I don't think it is mail fraud. For it to be mail fraud he would have had to have been defrauded of something. As long as no one bought something and sent him the bill, there has been no fraud. It could be argued that he was defrauded of time or money by way of increased garbage fees, but that's a stretch.

    Overall, I just think he's after the money. Threaten people with a lawsuit and hope they settle. He sounds like a pretty amoral person.

  143. Let me be the Judge! by Zordak · · Score: 5, Funny
    I want to be the judge who tries this case SO badly. I would find for Ralsky in a minute. My opinion would make it clear that obtaining contact information for a person without explicit consent and using that contact information to send a person unsolicited advertisements is, indeed, harassment, and that each instance of such harassment is worth something like $10. Then, I would order him to collect $10 from each offender he has positively identified (What? You haven't been able to identify any? All you know is that 31337 h4X0r 2002 posted an anti-spam message on Slashdot, and you suspect he is one of 300 culprits? Sorry, we can't prosecute somebody for expressing an opinion, but feel free to come back as soon as you have identified whoever signed you up). Even if he finds somebody, you have to cough up $10, which I hope you will all agree is well worth it.

    Now, you see where I'm going? The class action counter suit rolls in. Based on the precedent set by the previous case, I find that each instance of using an address obtained without consent to send solicitations is harassment. Then, we subpoena all of his mailing lists. For each address in his mailing lists for which he cannot produce a clear and specific opt-in, we charge him $10. This guy probably has tens of millions of addresses, so he gets fined hundreds of millions of dollars. Now, granted, the fines are supposed to go to the injured parties, so we collect money from Ralsky until he's bankrupt for life and set it up in an escrow account until parties appear to claim it. Any money not claimed within like 12 months goes to some worthy cause.

    Now I just have to get to be a judge in Michigan in the next couple of weeks. I guess I'd better step up the campaign!

    --

    Today's Sesame Street was brought to you by the number e.
    1. Re:Let me be the Judge! by Sentry21 · · Score: 2
      Any money not claimed within like 12 months goes to some worthy cause.

      And all we'd have to do to get that money back to people is send them an e-mail. We could probably phrase it something like this:


      To: <undisclosed-recipients>
      From: Free Money!
      Re: Make Money from Class-Action Settlements!

      Friend! Would you like to make money from class-action lawsuits? You have been selected to recieve a settlement of $10 dollars! It can ALL BE YOURS! All you have to do to claim this GREAT PRIZE is reply to this e-mail within 12 months to get your FREE MONEY NOW! This offer CAN'T BE BEAT!


      Then we'd just have to wait for everyone to reply to the e-mail. Simple!

      --Dan
  144. Insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF?

    1. Re:Insightful? by kevcol · · Score: 2

      Ha! It's says 'Informative' right now! WTF indeed! :-)

  145. woohoo! slashdotted the evil lawyer! by macshune · · Score: 2, Informative

    Robert Harrison (the lawyer that is charged with suing evil conspiring slashdotters) has his website here:
    http://harrisonlaw.leadcounsel.com/

    It seems an error is generated every time I try to access his site...

    As a side note-
    We should get all the snail-mail addresses of the major spammers and fight back! One free offer can make a difference...if it's from 20,000 slashdotters!

    -macshune-

  146. MOD UP parent +++ by BSOD+from+above · · Score: 1

    forward all mail addressed to resident to:

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    Karma: Censored (mostly affected by decency laws)
  147. -1 Didn't Read Article by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

    You didn't read the article. He's getting real, physical mail through the USPS. Lots of it. This has nothing to do with e-mail being sent to him.

    --

    My username does not make me Apathetic. It's irony, get it?

  148. quick question by rattler14 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So if this guys sues the spammers and wins, can't his case be used to set precedent against people like himself?

    i know that in his case, people signed him up for this crap, but still, wouldn't it be in his best interest not to use legal action?

    --
    my last sig was too controversial... now, a new and improved useless sig!
  149. What about the rest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this got to Ralsky I am sure that other major spammers would be just as happy with their FULL snail mail boxes as I am with my email.

    Are there any other major spammers the /. members can expose?

  150. Have some fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heh. I finally found a purpose for goatse.cx. We send it in full colour glory to spammers. Eat somse spam, process it in your stomach, then release it, as depicted in goatse.

  151. Don't forget to share the joy with Laura Betterly! by mmmuttly · · Score: 5, Informative

    I heard her whining on Morning edition yesterday about how put out she has been since they ran an article about her in the WallStreet Journal...

    'Spam Queen' Defends Direct Marketing Via E-Mail
    (Morning Edition Audio) Dec. 3, 2002
    Direct marketer Laura Betterly speaks to NPR's John Ydstie.

    Laura Betterly
    717 Weathersfield Dr
    Dunedin , FL
    (727) 733-5335
    Data Resource Consulting Inc.
    Remember she has a 5,000-square-foot home, with a pool and a Lexus just begging to be filled with your cards and letters. original slashdot posting
    Wall Street Journal Story

    other mentions:

    http://www.techtv.com/screensavers/shownotes/story /0,24330,3407845,00.html
    http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/mon/business/ archive.htm
    http://www.angrywhitegirl.com/weblog/weblog.php

  152. -1 Didn't Read Article by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

    Sending mail through the USPS causes the Internet to slow down? That must be why my connection has been so slow lately. I'd better stop buying stamps.

    Apparently the mods didn't read the article either.

    --

    My username does not make me Apathetic. It's irony, get it?

  153. The Truth About Devolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    monkey men all
    in business suit
    lawyer and spammers
    all dance the poot
    are we not men?
    we are DEVO!

    We ARE devolving into lawyer^H^H^H^H^ower forms of life!!

  154. His neighbors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do his neighbors know who he is?
    Here's one possible neighbor.
    http://www.e-seniorsource.com/Meet%20Us .htm
    I'd be pretty pissed off if he lived near me.

  155. Shakespeare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For 'tis the sport to have the engineer
    Hoist with his own petard: and 't shall go hard
    But I will delve one yard below their mines,
    And blow them at the moon: O, 'tis most sweet,
    When in one line two crafts directly meet.

  156. I hope he wins by donutello · · Score: 2

    .. his lawsuit. Then we use that precedent and slam him for 1 million times worse than he got.

    --
    Mmmm.. Donuts
  157. Why Anti-SPAM tactics help the spammers... by MarkedMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... and a potential solution. Recently, I read an interview with a spammer. She said that she could make a profit with a response rate of .001 percent. That's right, .001 PERCENT. Our anti-spam measures actually help her target the gullible. But what if she had a response rate of 1 percent? She sends out millions of spams per day. Say she got 10,000 replies (or her customers did.) Not buying their dreck, but instead asking for more info or some such. Would they be able to find the legitimate responses in the deluge?

    1. Re:Why Anti-SPAM tactics help the spammers... by Simon+Kongshoj · · Score: 2

      Now that is actually not a bad idea. I wonder if we could adapt a chatbot AI into something that could send automated (and varied enough to not be THAT obvious) replies to spam. If such a thing took off (especially if combined with a more traditional spam filter, so the human user doesn't need to waste time on it -- SpamAssassin or something similar comes to mind), spammers or spam-using companies would start finding thousands of mails in their boxes every day. Let's see how long they could endure that.

      --
      Six sick .sigs, the Number of the Beast!
  158. I called his office and got right through to him- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Mt. HArrison- My name is XXX XXXX and I have a great deal for you on anti-spam software! CONGRATULATIONS!"

    Click.

  159. One website... by dfenstrate · · Score: 5, Funny

    www.catalogrequest.com

    It's a great place to order catalogs for almost any type of goods you need. I recommend it highly. Oh, wait, this is a thread about spammers and their laywers? Please mod me down as off topic, I'm horribly sorry for the oversight.

    --
    Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be the name of a store, not a government agency.
    1. Re:One website... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more magazines? the guy already subscribed to about a dozen magazines today here

      of course, i am just guessing - i could have no way of knowing what he signed up for

      or something

    2. Re:One website... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's another good one:
      <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=free+catalog" >http://www.google.com/search?q=free+catalog</a&gt ;

    3. Re:One website... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:One website... by kfg · · Score: 2

      "Arguing with an engineer is like mud-wrestling a pig; after a few hours, you realize he likes it."

      Ah, but you should see them run screaming from the room when us physicists and mathmaticians enter the fray. We like it so much we bring our own mud with us and start right off flinging.

      KFG

  160. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by siskbc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That said, he's also a moron. He's been signed up for all that mail under false pretenses. It's mail fraud and a Federal Offense.

    You're right, it is, and that's a protection that email should enjoy as well. I guess a while back when the US developed a great mail service (for the time), and people started abusing it, there was this huge push to punish people who do so. Hence, all the criminals that the cops can't pin anything on, but they get them for abuse of mails (that and tax evasion).

    Point is, he is signing people up for/sending people stuff under false pretenses daily - or does he really think that people have "opted in" to his lists like he claims? If they did, why would he have to use countermeasures to get around anti-spam software?

    If we just extended the existing laws, it would reduce spam dramatically. Like when you request an opt-out, they can't resell your name. No forged headers. No disguised opt-ins. If we can get those things (and turn off all of asia ;> ), spam should be easy to block.

    --

    -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

  161. Here comes BMG music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ralsky has about 200 cristian music cds on the way from BMG... he needs to find jesus, seemed appropriate. And AOL should be sending him about 20 disks a week now too... not to mention that this guy will love the 100 or so teen, christian, beauty, gun, and hip hop free trial subscriptions he now has. What a POS

  162. Here is what I do... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    ... to annoy spammers, or, more exactly, annoy their clients.

  163. You forgot one.... by siskbc · · Score: 3, Funny

    SUMERIAN: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a spam for a spam.

    --

    -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

  164. Lot Pic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Terraserver rocks
    http://terraservice.net/GetImageArea.ashx?t =1&s=10 &lon=-83.43067008&lat=42.53497312&w=600&h=400&f=Ta homa,Verdana,Sans-serif&fs=10&fc=ffffffff&logo=1&p =2:-83.43067008:42.53497312

  165. Only three copies left according to Amazon by Zerbey · · Score: 1

    Looks like someone took you up on that idea already!

    I was thinking, why not order him a whole lot of food. Tons of food smells. A lot. :-)

  166. We can do better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Publishing his address on /. is cool. But we can do better...

    The thing to do is start an email chain letter, with a link/copy of the article, the man's address, and an exhortation to forward to everyone in your list...

  167. how long till we see his infomercial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I almsot can't believe he's not on late at night selling his "plan to make 6000 dollars a week!"

  168. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    MAIL FRAUD - 18 U.S.C. 1341, makes it a Federal crime or offense for anyone to use the United States mails in carrying out a scheme to defraud.

    A person can be found guilty of that offense only if all of the following facts are proved: First: That the person knowingly and willfully devised a scheme to defraud, or for obtaining money or property by means of false pretenses, representations or promises; and Second: That the person used the United States Postal Service by mailing, or by causing to be mailed, some matter or thing for the purpose of executing the scheme to defraud.

    SCHEME OR ARTIFICE TO DEFRAUD - A scheme or artifice to deprive another of the intangible right of honest services. 18 USC; Any plan or course of action intended to deceive others, and to obtain, by false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises, money or property from persons so deceived.



    In this case, no one is trying to obtain money or property. Hence, no mail fraud.

  169. Also, any firms that will airdrop the shipment? by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any companies that will airdrop to specified GPS coordinates?

    --
    The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. - Benjamin Franklin
    1. Re:Also, any firms that will airdrop the shipment? by FTL · · Score: 2
      > Any companies that will airdrop to specified GPS coordinates?

      As a matter of fact, I do. Skydriving was covered in an eariler /. article.

      I love it when a plan falls together...

      --
      Slashdot monitor for your Mozilla sidebar or Active Desktop.
  170. Two Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Snail Mail.

    Score: -1, Redundant.

  171. Re:Alan Ralsky's Address and phone number - wrong by Rathian · · Score: 1

    Right here

  172. So...very..tempting by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

    Get ADSL, setup a linux box, point it at his ipstack and domain name, and spam website systems with e-mail addresses pointed at that domain....

    Soo...very...tempting...

  173. Note To Alanis. by lobsterGun · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This situiation is a good examply of IRONY.

    The irony is that one would not expect such a famous spammer to object to receiving spam. One would expect that he would either be indifferent or delighted to receive spam. His annoyance is the source of the irony.

    It is not ironic that someone who sends spam receives spam. That is justice.

    Rain on your wedding day is not ironic. 10,000 spoons when you need a knife is not ironic. A free ride when you don't need one is not ironic. Those are all examples of bad luck and poor timing, not irony.

    This has been a public service announcement

    1. Re:Note To Alanis. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the best example of irony I've ever heard is a diabetic getting run over by a truck carrying a load of insulin.

    2. Re:Note To Alanis. by Oliver+Defacszio · · Score: 1

      How about a burned-out firehouse?

      --

      -
      Inventor of the term 'pardon my French'.
  174. A question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you inherited this business from Mr. Ralsky and started making hundreds of thousands of dollars, how many of you would shut it down out of the goodness of your heart? You could argue that it was an immoral practice from the start, but human beings are human beings and he saw the opportunity. The real villains are the congressmen who do nothing to curtail it.

    Don't hate the player, hate the game.

    1. Re:A question... by ewhac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you inherited this business from Mr. Ralsky and started making hundreds of thousands of dollars, how many of you would shut it down out of the goodness of your heart?

      Me. In an instant, without hesitation or a second thought.

      The company would be dissolved; all workers let go with two weeks severance; all mailing lists destroyed; copies of the automated spamming software would be made available to anti-spam activists for study; the servers would be wiped, installed with Linux or FreeBSD, and donated to local schools; and any monies left over would be donated to CAUCE and the EFF.

      Some forms of making oneself wealthy are simply Not Done.

      Schwab

    2. Re:A question... by CoolGopher · · Score: 1

      I would.

      While I don't claim to be a saint, my morals would definitely prevent me from continuing working a spamhaus. If I was worried about the money, I guess I'd just post to slashdot saying I've closed a major spamhaus down but am in financial distress due to it, and ask for donations. Somehow I think I'd be able to live off the donations until such a time I found a job ;)

    3. Re:A question... by hswerdfe · · Score: 1

      I would shut it down.
      you would have to be a total asshole not to.
      it is imoral.

      "won't someone please think of the Children"

      --
      --meh--
    4. Re:A question... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      even if it meant your children will be able to go the best schools? What if you need expensice non-cover medical treatment? What if you children would die a slow and painfull death without expensive medical treatment? how about the extra couple hundred grand a year you could donate to the EFF to fight bad laws?

      It's easy to say no in front of your terminal.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    5. Re:A question... by ewhac · · Score: 2

      even if it meant your children will be able to go the best schools? What if you need expensice non-cover medical treatment? What if you children would die a slow and painfull death without expensive medical treatment? how about the extra couple hundred grand a year you could donate to the EFF to fight bad laws?

      You're offering one of the classic tests of personal ethics and character: What is the point beyond which a man will not pass? "Your life could be easier / you could be more prosperous / your children will have a better life / you'll save your mother's life... But you have to do this reprehensible thing in exchange."

      I see it this way: Yeah, my children and I might be better off financially, but I would have achieved that at the expense of millions of irate Internet users. My reputation among my friends, family, and colleagues would be destroyed. I would have to conceal my identity and my profession, and my children would need private tutoring as they would never survive long in a public or private school as the, "spammer asshole's bastard children." Sorry, I'm not going to weather that.

      You're also seem to be indulging in, "single-level thinking," and not considering repercussions down the line. Despite my newfound wealth, it may not be possible for my children to be admitted to the best schools, as they might refuse them based on my profession (yes, they can do this). And that painful illness I or my children have may not get the fullest or most skilled attention of the doctor, as s/he despises what I do to his/her email box every day. Contrariwise, having a reputation as the guy who destroyed the spam servers might get me some consideration by the attending physician when I can't quite make the bills...

      Idealistic? Probably. But I'd rather live in a world of conscientious people than one of cutthroat opportunists who are only out for themselves and the rest can deal or go fsck themselves.

      Schwab

    6. Re:A question... by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      all workers let go with two weeks severance

      I'd do that if they didn't know what their boss was doing. If they did know, I'd throw them out into the snow on Christmas Eve.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
  175. Collected Info from Slashdot by Antity · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here we go. Please note: None of the postal addresses have been finally verified to belong to this spammer! So please Don't register some innocent guy for something or send them "presents". Many thanks.

    That said:

    • "Al Ralsky" aka Alan M. Ralsky
    • Most probable current postal address:
      Alan M Ralsky
      6747 Minnow Pond Dr
      West Bloomfield Township, MI 48322-2663
    • Probably his last address:
      Alan Ralsky
      5016 Patrick Rd
      West Bloomfield, MI 48322-1543
      Phone: (248) 661-5166
    • His lawyer:
      Robert Harrison & Assoc
      2550 S Telegraph Rd # 275
      Bloomfield Hills, MI
      248-253-1800
    • Info from phone.people.yahoo.com:
      Alan Ralsky
      5016 Patrick Rd
      West Bloomfield , MI (248) 661-3355
      West Bloomfield , MI (248) 661-5166
    • His company "RX Point" info:
      Al Ralsky
      RX Point National Sales Director
      <al@rxpoint.com>

      RxPoint
      5016 Patrick Drive
      West Bloomfield, Mi 48322
      1-888-531-4793
      <info@rxpoint.com>
    • PO address from a Usenet posting from January:
      Alan Ralsky
      PO Box 89
      Fort Smith, AR 72903
    • Some book that he sure would like to read
    • A less probable address someone suggested:
      Birmingham
      836 Mohegan St., $740,000 (price of the house)
      MI 48009-5667

    All of this information was taken from publically available Internet sites.

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    1. Re:Collected Info from Slashdot by Talie$in · · Score: 1

      The last address doesn't seem correct.
      The article mentioned a new house (?he built?) and the Mohegan address looks to be in an older neighborhood.
      Where as.. the Minnow Pond address IS is a newer subdevelopment near a golf course.
      TerraServer Map for Mohegan corresponding Yahoo Map
      TerraServer Map for Minnow Pond corresponding Yahoo map

      I wonder if it is creepy to have people list your addresses and talk about you all based on being a sleezy spammer

    2. Re:Collected Info from Slashdot by fwoomer · · Score: 1

      Now wouldn't it be ironic if all this information was gained from one of his "FIND OUT ANYTHING ABOUT ANYONE" messages. ;-)

  176. Hopefully he'll go broke on LAWYER FEES... by wwwssabbsdotcom · · Score: 1

    Now wouldnt that be great?

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  177. Politics? by teasea · · Score: 1

    Whichever one of you came up with this idea, the Democratic party is looking for a good candidate for 2004. I'd vote for you.

  178. Business idea by ArthurDent · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Have people send you their spam and a nominal fee.
    2. Repeat the process you describe.
    3. Profit!!!

    Now if only someone would do it! :)

    Ben

    1. Re:Business idea by taernim · · Score: 1

      Its even better here in WA -- $500 per piece of spam if your email has been registered with the state if they break certain rules (I.E. Do not honor Opt Outs, forge headers, etc).

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  179. Not that I have any sympathy for Ralsky but.... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    Sounds like an awful waste of paper.....

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  180. Alan Ralsky c/o Robert Harrison by billstewart · · Score: 2

    So does Harrison have an email address? Is he a sole practitioner, or part of a law firm? It'd sure be nice to only have to contact him about spam we're sure is from Ralsky rather than having to check with him about all the spam we receive....

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    1. Re:Alan Ralsky c/o Robert Harrison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the link to Mr. Harrison.....

      http://www.martindale.com/xp/Martindale/Lawyer_L oc ator/Search_Lawyer_Locator/search_result.xml?PG=0& STYPE=N&LNAME=harrison&FNAME=robert&FN=&CN=&CTY=&S TS=24&CRY=1&LSCH=

  181. HOWTO: Annoy a Spammer - Send him flowers by Dunark · · Score: 2

    I'm sure FTD or Teleflora would be happy to deliver a nice little boquet for an appropriate fee. The nice part is that they ring the doorbell to deliver. I wonder if I can put "You can have a bigger penis" on the card?

  182. The Gift of Spam by BlackjackGuy · · Score: 1

    Since he likes spam so much, what about sending him some other nice gifts for the holidays, like a Spam coffee mug or a Spam notepad? There are lots of inexpensive items that can be found on www.spamgift.com. Remember, he gives the gift of spam to everyone else. Remember to send a gift to him.

    1. Re:The Gift of Spam by spydir31 · · Score: 1

      Why not send him some actual spam, or even better... Spam Less :)
      Found some over there(am not affiliated, blah, blah, blah.)

  183. If he IS suing.... by mess31173 · · Score: 1

    I may or may not encourage you to sign him up to mailing lists using this information (I may or may not have already signed him up for the first 20 listed on google that is why the link starts at 21-30):

    Al Ralsky
    5016 Patrick Drive
    West Bloomfield, Mi 48322
    1-888-531-4793
    al@rxpoint.com

    This info was found here

    1. Re:If he IS suing.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Please be careful, that's his old address.
      The house he bought in August is at:

      Alan M Ralsky
      6747 Minnow Pond Dr
      West Bloowfield Township, MI 48322-2663

  184. Mail fraud - not by wytcld · · Score: 5, Insightful
    He's been signed up for all that mail under false pretenses. It's mail fraud and a Federal Offense.

    1. Mail fraud is when you use the mail to commit fraud. Does signing up someone via the Web or an 800 number constitute using the mail to commit fraud?

    2. Many catalogs come to me that I never signed up for. Are each of these companies committing mail fraud? What about the people who sold them the lists that suggested I might be interested in their products?

    3. If he's a millionaire, he is a prime candidate for a number of lists, and qualifies to receive a number of catalogs he may not presently be receiving. If it's not mail fraud for the catalog firms to buy lists of addresses of potential purchasers, is it fraud when people volunteer addresses of potential purchasers to them without asking for compensation?

    4. Many catalog merchants ask for addresses of friends who might also like to receive their catalog. After receiving so much mail from this guy, can't we consider him our friend? Or do our friends commit mail fraud if they sign us up?

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  185. At least he is getting legit mail by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    At least he is getting legitmate junk....

    All we get are ways to make our penises bigger...

    and a great deal on a new morgage.

    He still wins.

    Dick head. Grr.

  186. Now I know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...what those cards that fall out of my magazines are for!

  187. Send Ralsky SPAM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about we take up a collection and send him a truck load of SPAM as in the canned meat like product?

    We just have to set up something like a PayPal account to contribute to, and contact Hormel, and have them deliver a truck load to his home.

  188. Vigilante justice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    One view of government is that we give up our right to protect ourselves to the State, in exchange for which the State will protect us. This is done for various reasons, not least of which is that it reduces revenge taken against innocent persons, and attempts to ensure fairness: if you steal an apple, and get fined $10, the next guy who steals an apple won't get the death penalty.

    But in this case, the State cannot or will not protect us against spam. In the view of many people, that means they are no longer bound by the tacit agreement to give up their right to take action on their own.

    Of late, the State is showing an interest in only protecting the very wealthy, who don't actually produce much (as an aggregate) over those in the middle. If the wealthy people buying legislation to protect only themselves don't catch on soon, they'll find that lots of people losing respect for the rule of law, and things will get nasty.

    The MPAA wants a law making it legal for them to attack your computers. They already got a law making it illegal for you to take apart something you bought and figure out how it works.

    Spammers violate the law in many places, and in the rest they violate morality because the law hasn't cought up with them. If the result is anarchy in their mailbox, it is only the result of their own disregard for civility: they have contributed all they could to a decrease in decency. No point complaining about it now.

  189. THis is a project for slashdot. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Build a program/milserver, that automatically takes any mail sent to it, and sends out a polite reply asking for more informainon to be mailed to a bogus snail mail address, and maybe a phone callback. Vary the message every day, so they cant catch on. Any replies sent to the box get a different message, insisting on snail mail. How much bandwidth would this suck? ANd how may of these would have to be set up inorder to take down the spam industry? if they got 10% bogus replies, would that be enough?

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    1. Re:THis is a project for slashdot. by Garthax · · Score: 1

      Excellent, except for one thing. Instead of using a bogus snail mail address, use Mr. Ralsky's home address.

    2. Re:THis is a project for slashdot. by Suidae · · Score: 2

      Many don't include email addresses, for obvious reasons, however, they almost always include one or more valid http links. SOOOoooo, just put all the valid links into a a little script file which is used by a program that simply downloads each page in the list in turn (and follows any links on the page, on a random delay).

      If we could get about 100k or so people to do this, spammers sites would be under a continious slashdot effect. Rate limit it on the local machine to keep the local bandwidth usage reasonable.

      Hey, you could make a program that uses security flaws in windows to zombie machines, then use them to DDOS spammers websites!

    3. Re:THis is a project for slashdot. by jonadab · · Score: 2

      Be aware, if you do this, that the links frequently have a unique ID
      embedded in them that uniquely identifies your address. So if you
      want to do this, use fake addresses that don't get real mail that you
      actually want to read. (You can ensure that spammers get your fake
      addresses by putting them in the From: fields of posts to alt.test or
      somesuch.) With a few dozen fake addresses, you could collect enough
      spammer website URLs to keep a large army of DDOS zombies busy, even
      if you expire all URLs every 48 hours or so.

      Also, I'm not confident of the legality of doing this, so consult a
      lawyer before trying it, if you don't want to wind up in court.

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  190. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by JudasBlue · · Score: 2

    Yet the dim bulb is calling a lawyer to file and civil lawsuit instead of a criminal one.

    Filing a criminal lawsuit isn't his choice. It is the choice of the prosecutor with jursidiction over the case, in this case I think that is the US Attorney for his region. You know how much of a hassle it is going to be for them, with very little payoff, to actually run this out as a mail fraud case? Like they don't have better things to do. Odds of them paying much attention are about nil.

    What he is doing here with the civil suit is the only real option open to him for personal action in this matter.

    And, for my money, the guy isn't dimly not getting the point of what is being done to him. He is just making statements that are self-serving to the press. Of course the guy gets it. But what is he going to say, "Uh, well, I guess it is only fair and I repent my evil ways now." Not likely.

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  191. spamming revenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why stop at the spammer, go after the truly responsible, those representatives and senators who allow this to be legal. Spam them mercilessly

  192. Fight fire with fire... by pimpinmonk · · Score: 1

    From the article...

    Ralsky, meanwhile, is looking at new technology. Recently he's been talking to two computer programmers in Romania who have developed what could be called stealth spam.

    It is intricate computer software, said Ralsky, that can detect computers that are online and then be programmed to flash them a pop-up ad, much like the kind that display whenever a particular Web site is opened.

    "This is even better," he said. "You don't have to be on a Web site at all. You can just have your computer on, connected to the Internet, reading e-mail or just idling and, bam, this program detects your presence and up pops the message on your screen, past firewalls, past anti-spam programs, past anything.

    "Isn't technology great?"


    I'm sorry, but this just made me lose it. The day this happens (yeah I know it's pretty unlikely with the whole non-circumventableness he claims) I will gladly join the new SETI@HOME/Distributed.net alliance: DDOS Ralsky operations... hell, I'd buy computers to commit to the project. He complains about getting spam letters... well if he does this I think people should start egging his frigging house (they just "pop" up on his Windows!)

    What a douchebag!

    1. Re:Fight fire with fire... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is already possible on Windows boxes. I used to play around with it when I was at school. Its called windoes messenger (NOT MSN). You have to disable the service to stop it. I hope those programmers screw him for thousands for what will basically be a script...

    2. Re:Fight fire with fire... by Magus424 · · Score: 0

      That information is false though. The tech he's bragging about is most likely the Windows Messenger service, which is already in use as a spam method.

      You hit a website and have port 139 open with Messenger enabled, and *ding* you get a popup with the spam message in it.

      Very annoying, as it bypasses all internet popup blockers, but its not unstoppable. To disable it, you need do one of two things; block port 139 with any firewall, and/or disable the Messenger service.

      To do the latter, go to Start -> Run -> services.msc
      Scroll down to Messenger and double-click on it.
      Click Stop, then change the Startup Type to Disabled.
      Hit OK, and voila, no Messenger spam.

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  193. Re:Vigilante justice ... (not) by cardozo · · Score: 1

    I don't think this is vigilantism at all. Vigilantism would be direct personal harm to Mr. Ralsky or to his property, etc. Vigilantism is getting a suitable punishment in the vigilante's mind and exacting that punishment.

    This is not what those who are sending Mr. Ralsky unsolicited snail mail offers are doing. What they are, in fact, doing is really voting. They're showing Mr. Ralsky that a vast number of people think that what he does for a living and his cavalier attitude about it suck.

    Why is this not vigilantism? Because if only one person did this, he'd get a few offers, and probably not be bothered. But because hundreds (more?) of people are doing it, he's getting lots and lots of offers, and is really bothered (yay!).

    So I'm considering Mr. Ralsky's mailbox a popular opinion poll. If it's full of offers, and he doesn't like it, he's not in the right line of work. If it has only a few offers that he likes, he should continue on his current path.

    Which will he chose?

  194. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by xsadar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, opt-outs that are used as opt-ins are fraudulent, and not too long ago there was even a /. post that said the Feds were prosecuting a few of those cases. Also, many states have laws against forged headers. And I think intentionally misleading people to get business (as in the disguised opt-ins) may be illegal too. The problem is, these things are rarely prosecuted.

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  195. That nice Mr Ralsky by zaphod_es · · Score: 1

    If it were not for hime I would never get any mail at all :(

  196. You know who's REALLY hurting... by MrIcee · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...is the poor postal people who have to deliver it. Remember, their last mile is human :)

    1. Re:You know who's REALLY hurting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      buisness is slow... so they may actually like the boost in revenue...

  197. Help Save Alan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PLEASE HELP!

    The message below has been forwarded to thousands of people on the
    Internet, who have responded with an amazing outpouring of love for
    little Alan.

    Unfortunately, the message has the wrong address! The residents of 6747
    Minnow Lake Dr have been flooded with postcards, and while they do their
    best to forward them to Alan at 6747 Minnow Pond Dr, they are
    overwhelmed! Please forward this to everyone you know, so that people
    will start sending their postcards to the right address! This message
    needs to reach even MORE people than the last one! (I have changed the
    address in the forwarded message as well, to ensure the wrong one
    doesn't keep getting sent. Oh, and remember, stop sending this to people
    after next year! Little Alan's a smart cookie!)

    Make sure you send your postcards to:

    Alan M Ralsky
    6747 Minnow Pond Dr
    West Bloowfield Township, MI 48322

    > Thank you for showing how much you care!
    >
    > Forwarded message:
    > > By Wallace Spanaway
    > > Special to the Recorder
    > >
    > > Plea for help, or urban legend?
    > >
    > > This time, it appears genuine, and a little boy with terminal brain cancer
    > > take a page out of the playbook of an Internet legend and attempts to
    > > set the record for most post card received - but this time, he's doing
    > > it right, and ensuring that it doesn't get out of hand.
    > >
    > > Upon hearing of the incredible recovery of Craig Shergold, the child
    > > who set the record, and who's plea for post cards has become somewhat
    > > of a legend, Alan decided to do it himself. Alan hopes to receive as
    > > many post cards as Craig did, and be cured, again like Craig. But Alan
    > > also knows that Craig's message is still being circulated on the Internet,
    > > even though Craig is now a healthy adult!
    > >
    > > "I don't want this to get out of hand," said Alan, demonstrating
    > > wisdom beyond his years. His father, William, added, "To make sure
    > > that this doesn't go the same way as Craig, we're asking that everyone
    > > who passes this along also pass along the date. It's December, 2002.
    > > We want to receive post cards throughout the year 2003. But if you see
    > > this message after 2003, please don't send any more. Alan should have
    > > broken the record by then." William didn't have to add the, "or have
    > > passed away." We knew.
    > >
    > > Alan showed us a few of the post cards he's already received. "I
    > > really like this one," he said, holding up a picture of a beautiful
    > > sunset over what appears to be a tropical island. "It's from the
    > > Bahamas," beamed Alan. His father hopes to take him there one day.
    > >
    > > We hope Alan makes it. Do your part for this very special boy.
    > > Send postcards to:
    > >
    > > Alan M Ralsky
    > > 6747 Minnow Pond Dr
    > > West Bloowfield Township, MI 48322
    > >
    > > Make Alan's day, and try to find a postcard showing your home town.

  198. AOL Cds by dark-br · · Score: 1

    We already have his address so let's help him with all the extra connection time he's spending reading all the new mail by sending all those marvelous 300 free "fscking" hours AOL Cds.

  199. Legal action with spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've read before that the government can't prosecute spammers because they're not really doing anything "wrong." I was just thinking.. if the federal government regulates interstate trade, the internet is a big tool of that, and spammers send extraordianry amounts of data over the internet, could the government bust them for "interfering" with interstate commerce?

    1. Re:Legal action with spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think so. The reason for this is that most of these actual spam messages are for interstate businesses. If the government did crack down on spam, they might be seen as actually interfering with interstate commerce. Though it does fall under the constitution as a possibility, it probably wouldn't happen. Then again, since when did the government actually pay attention to self-regulation?

  200. Aw, Boo-Hoo by gregsv · · Score: 1

    Let me get out my little violin and play a sad, sad song for the Spammer with Too Much Spam.

  201. Side link by Malcs · · Score: 1

    Did you notice this side link from that story:

    Judge Compares Microsoft to Tonya Harding

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  202. This is absolutely fabulous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    This guy deserves everything he gets.
    In my oppinion, every spammer out there should get a STRONG dose of their own medicine. This is an *excellent* first step!!!

  203. Unclean Hands? by armus · · Score: 1

    I'm not a lawyer but doesn't that pertain to this? Can a lawyer shed some light? Thanks, -armus

  204. Live by spam, die by spam by Epsillon · · Score: 1

    What's this, blood? No, ketchup. Thank goodness. I thought my heart was bleeding for the guy for a moment.

    Doesn't like it, eh? I bet he likes it a sight more than we've liked trying to trace his spamming ass all over the Internet for years... Face facts, I know two wrongs don't make a right but these bastards actually think they're not causing a problem, that they don't cost us anything, that our time is worth sod-all. This kind of thing may well go to prove to them that, yes, we do have to take some time to filter out, delete and make sure that your shit isn't legitimate email. Just as he now has to read all the junk being sent him to ensure that it isn't legitimate mail that he needs to read. The problem here is getting the asshole to make the connection between what he's been doing to us and what has been done to him. I think you'll agree that his sins are far worse since he will openly tell you that he "ain't gonna stop".

    As for suing, what a moron! Can he quantify financial loss by receiving these mailings? No. But I can bloody well tot up the time and expense of receiving his crap on my servers in real dollars and cents. I sincerely hope he gets an eye-opener from this. Me? I'm pissing myself laughing. It's about time one of these losers got a rude awakening!

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  205. The only thing that would piss me off more... by EverLurking · · Score: 2, Informative
    Man, I'd really hate to be in Ralsky's position. The guy might just have to move out of his house to escape all that junk mail. Don't know how he's actually getting any business done either.

    He should just be glad that no one has been filling out all those Subscription cards in his name asking them to "Bill Me Later". Someone did this to me in college and our house got the most vile magazines/porn/crap for like 6 months. Luckily, it was just one person doing this to us and the damage was easily controlled. I can imagine what would happen if let's say 10,000 pissed off SysAdmin's and Hackers around the world all did this.

    He might not even see the billing invoices and cancel the trials, man those bill collection agencies can be a real bitch too.

    That would suck almost as much as spam.

    DaveC

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    1. Re:The only thing that would piss me off more... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I've read worse. Actually doing those subscriptions with that vial content, *bill me later*, and getting the address off by one or two houses so the neighbors get it "by accident" ! That would be horrible. I read it somewhere.

  206. Logical conclusion... by Spoing · · Score: 2
    The real argument against spam isn't that it's annoying, but that the recipient has to bear the costs. This little stunt has annoyed the spammer, but by loading various companies with unnecessary costs.

    So, to be fair we need to find both the email and brick-and-mortar addresses of the companies that buy spaming services from these schmucks, contact them, and then use those addresses instead.

    Get the companies and managers of those companies to spam themselves -- both online and in meatspace.

    Wow...that sounds like a good project. Anyone want to start it?

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  207. Someone should start sending him *real* SPAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few hundred (or thousands) of cans of SPAM (http://www.spam.com/) might be appropriate ;-)

  208. Those who live... by jlrowe · · Score: 1
    Those who live by the spam, shall die by the spam.

    Has he not learned that basic truth. The word is mightier than the sword, and he is getting all the printed words that he deserves!!!

  209. Would it be insult to injury?? by Xandar01 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What if Slashdot did an Ask Alan Ralsky? We could make sure that he is truly enjoying all the oportunities that he's being presented with. Maybe CmdrTaco can call during dinner for an "informational survey."

    You think he'd actually answer the questions?

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    1. Re:Would it be insult to injury?? by thogard · · Score: 2

      How many +5 mod questions would be like "Since I've got your address, when can I come around with the clue by 4 and beat some sense into you?"

  210. even more ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would be to subscribe his e-mail addresses to his spam servers and let him spam himself.

  211. Sir, you are e genius by mekkab · · Score: 2

    AOL cd's and Ralsky-

    two great tastes that taste great together!

    This would be a read world example of "synergy"

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  212. Fresh? by DrXym · · Score: 2

    Fresh pigshit is too good for him. Let it ferment a few days to make the flavour good and ripe.

  213. Cant use it for all of them, by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2

    THell get suspicious. Maybe use it for the first 10,000?

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  214. Paper vs. Electrons by petele · · Score: 1

    I'm all for signing this guy up for all the spam we can send him, but the one major difference between what he does, and what people are doing to him has to do with a lot of DEAD TREES.

    If I sign you up for 100 email lists, you'll get lots of email, but no paper delivered to your house. If I subscribe you to 100 paper catalogs, how many trees died because of this?

    Maybe we can get the guys who are collecting the 1,000,000 AOL CD's to deliver them to him instead of to AOL! :)

  215. I confess! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was the one who set this all up and organized the whole thing. I take full responsibility, leave ./ out of this.

    If you wan't to contact me please go to my site located at www.goatse.cx.

  216. You Forgot by damiena · · Score: 2, Funny

    * I am Alan Ralsky, you insensitive clod!

  217. Always call the 1-800 number by Gorimek · · Score: 3, Funny

    If there is a 1-800 number, always make sure to call it. It's free, you don't have to talk to them, and they pay a few cents for each call.

    1. Re:Always call the 1-800 number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you do it from a payphone, they get a charge from the payphone owner as well. And you will be helping out an out of work optical engineer, every little bit of used capacity is for the better. :)

    2. Re: Always call the 1-800 number by Antity · · Score: 5, Funny

      If there is a 1-800 number, always make sure to call it.

      I (like many others) can't. From outside the US, calling a 1-800 either costs quite a lot of money or is just impossible (Europe speaking here).

      And by far the most spam arriving here clearly advertises for US products.

      (According to what kind of ads you get over here, you have to think that all US Americans are a bunch of low-earning people with little dicks that would pay a fortune to watch pre-recorded porn on the 'net and haven't found out how to MAKE MONEY FAST yet. Blame the spammers.)

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    3. Re:Always call the 1-800 number by Cruciform · · Score: 3, Informative

      Some 800 numbers just forward you to a 976 or other billable number once your connected... Ms Cleo for example.
      Just because it's an 800 doesn't make it safe.

    4. Re:Always call the 1-800 number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ms Cleo still has to pay for the 800 # charges. Sure she has the 976 charge cover her overhead, but that won't help if you disconnect before the 976 charge kicks in.

    5. Re:Always call the 1-800 number by Aleph+Yin · · Score: 1

      if you call from a pay phone it does :)

    6. Re: Always call the 1-800 number by bfree · · Score: 2

      I don't know if it still exists, but a few years ago at least one of the net2phone services (ok it was windows based but nothings perfect) allowed you to call 1800 numbers in the US for ... nothing! Might be worth investigating if you have a real need for it (I personally don't care much about paying about 2/hour to ring the US from Ireland).

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    7. Re: Always call the 1-800 number by SlashDotIDOne · · Score: 1

      (According to what kind of ads you get over here, you have to think that all US Americans are a bunch of low-earning people with little dicks that would pay a fortune to watch pre-recorded porn on the 'net and haven't found out how to MAKE MONEY FAST yet. Blame the spammers.)

      I've lived in america for nearly all my life, but I must say... I'm startled by how well spam really presents America. I thought it'd be bad, inaccurate, and lower than we are.. No, that's pretty right, actually. Especially if you go into the lower income areas. References, full bibliography, and many resources available, should you want them. I love my country, but most of my fellow citizens really piss me off.

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      "I regret that I have but one life to give for my country. I'd feel safer if I had two or three."
    8. Re:Always call the 1-800 number by dpletche · · Score: 1

      Call the 800 number from a payphone, no less. That'll cost the recipient an extra FCC-mandated 38 cents or so, your privacy is preserved, and there can be no unexpected fees for calling.

      Last month I got some spam from a company that sells coffee by mail, that had an 800 number listed on their home page. I called them from a payphone to thank them for sharing the word by email, even if I didn't have the foresight to request that valuable information and wasn't interested in ordering at that time. I'm also kind of forgetful, so I may have called a few times in my wanderings around town before remembering to cross the item off of my to-do list on the whiteboard at home.

    9. Re: Always call the 1-800 number by Antity · · Score: 2

      Using Deutsche Telekom, biggest phone company over here (partly was and in some parts still is monopolist), it's 12.3 cents per minute or EUR 7.38 (!) per hour for a call to the US. (Would be about the same amount in US$.)

      --
      42. Easy. What is 32 + 8 + 2?
    10. Re: Always call the 1-800 number by bfree · · Score: 2

      That;s exactly why the EU brought in laws/rules to break the national telecom monopolies. I know in Ireland we took forever to actually get to a stage where you can start to consider it broken (it isn't but at least people can choose different call carriers and adsl suppliers can gain access to the lines). I would have thought Germany would be ahead of us, and that everyone would be able to choose alternative carriers to get prices similar to the one I quoted (geography would dictate variations, but I would not expect them to be that substantial across the EU).

      --

      Never underestimate the dark side of the Source

    11. Re: Always call the 1-800 number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I (like many others) can't. From outside the US, calling a 1-800 either costs quite a lot of money or is just impossible (Europe speaking here).

      The cost, I can't help you with.

      Accessing it in the first place depends on your provider. 1-800 has a mirror in 1-880, and 1-877 has a counterpart too (but I don't remember it off the top of my head).

      When calling them, you'll usually get an answering machine. My colleagues always look funny when I start talking into the phone in a hard to decypher Pakistan accent, talking lower and lower as I explain how interested I am in the product but my English is rather poor, until I feel the tape might run out and I yell "**** OFF, SPAMMER!".

      It doesn't help, but I do feel better afterwards.

      Remind me to take my medication.

    12. Re:Always call the 1-800 number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got some spam from a company that sells coffee by mail

      Is Gevalia still in business? My first blacklist entry. Sheesh. PT Barnum was right.

    13. Re: Always call the 1-800 number by 3247 · · Score: 2

      And the cheapest provider (which you can use by just dialing some digits in front of the number) charges 2.5eurocents per minute (1.50EUR/h). Yes, that's cheaper than what Deutsche Telekom charges for local calls during peak hours (4eurocents/min)!

      --
      Claus
    14. Re: Always call the 1-800 number by Antity · · Score: 1

      Pre-dialing some numbers to use a different provider just doesn't work with some local city providers 'cause they've got trouble to get the neccessary contracts with Deutsche Telekom and other providers. So this might work, but for some, it still doesn't.

      Yes, that's 2002. :-/

      --
      42. Easy. What is 32 + 8 + 2?
  218. Troublesome work by $rtbl_this · · Score: 2

    Really? Mine has to be disposing of the bodies. The earth floor in the cellar made it easy for a while, but I'm running out of space. Maybe I should look into raising pigs.

    --
    "Are you being weird, or sarcastic?" said Emma. I said I didn't know because I get the two feelings mixed up.
  219. HEHEH by SLASHAttitude · · Score: 1

    Kill the spamer! Kill the spamer! Kill the spamer!

    1. Re:HEHEH by kliment · · Score: 1

      Be wewwy wewwy quiet. I'm twying to kiww a spammew.

  220. What if foreign anti-spammers join? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about getting mail-order catalogues and other Snail-Mail-Spam from Canada, Europe, Asia, South-America and Africa?

  221. Better idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone hook him up with the CO$!

  222. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Kintanon · · Score: 2

    Last time I checked it wasn't mail fraud to sign someone else up for a free catalog. In fact, there are many places which encourage you to sign friends and family up to receive their free catalog. I personally have signed Mr. Ralsky up for 5 or 6 catlogs which I think he might find interesting, one about how to save as much as 66% off of his bills, which may help him since it seems his current business may not sustain its profitibility much longer, one about Jeeps, since I heard he owns a Jeep Wrangler (I may be misinformed), and one about warm weather gear since he lives in Michigan. Hopefully he will find one of these catalogs helpful. And if not, he need only opt out of the service and he shouldn't be bothered any more.

    Kintanon

    --
    Check out JoshJitsu.info for Brazilian Ji
  223. Webcam by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Duuuuude. Put up a webcam showing his mailbox or front door. Let us all see how he enjoys the mail delivery. :^)

  224. fun with spammers and radio shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to co-host a weekend radio show streamed over the internet that included a fun little number involving spammers. We asked listeners to email us spams containing phone numbers. During the week I would then prepare a tape of prank calls and assorted other mayhem done with these numbers. The best were played on the next show weekend. One of our most memorable calls was playing the messages left in a spammers voicemail box (the code was "1234").

    1. Re:fun with spammers and radio shows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got a site and copys of this?

  225. This all reminds me of a spam I keep getting... by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2

    It is an ongoing story about blocking popups. I'll get a message from one person. Then another. Then another. Then one from the original person saying it is from the other person's desk. The from the other person saying (in the subject line it is from the first person's desk).

    Its like they have some damn narrotive going on and they refer to each other over and over and over again. It drives me crazy that I'm not just being spammed a lot of times at random, but deliberately, over and over, by the same spammer.

    I'm sure this, too, will be Alan's justification. "I'd don't single out an email and send to one person over and over and over. But that is what you're doing!" And so he'll use that to justify the differences between what he does and what is done with him.

    He thinks its okay when you're spammed at random. He thinks it isn't okay when you're singled out for a barrage of spamming. Well, I get both in my mailbox now, and they're both damn annoying and from the same damn people.

    And damn. I probably gave Alan a new spamming tactic. (sigh)

  226. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously. It is so sad that so many have a real malformed idea of what being "human" is.

    The world today needs some serious work to become even as good a world is was 30 years ago.

    The loss of such important concepts like empathy, compassion, respect (especially respect) allows the sickness and cancerous traits take root in the mind and behaviors of society as a whole. No longer are people concerned about others, and it is so wide spread that we see it expressed in the way corporations and businesses are setup as if conceived and executed by robots - where humans are nothing but a consumable. (hence we are now known as consumers - not because we consume - but rather our resources (money, time, mindshare) and in the end, ourselves - is what is consumed by the machine that is the corporate bottom line and profit margin)

    Hopefully some slashdotters out there will take a moment in their illusinal lives to stop and realize that everything outside of yourself, your relationships with the people around you and your attitude towards the current reality is the reality - and the only thing that matters. Otherwise - when moving through your life with your whole focus of being on concepts (and remeber that all that exists - exists as concept. Some manifest in physical form - most manifest in rule of conduct through material life) which are not founded on solid principle, you create a meaningless and illusory reality for yourself, your soul - and all whose life you influence and touch.

    Please breath for a minute and try to enlighten and raise another persons life - even for just a moment. Then realise that there is only one moment you ever need to do this in, only one moment you ever need to be mindful of. Now.

  227. certified mail by paughsw · · Score: 1

    How about sending him certified mail, with a signauture request. Maybe he'll get carpel tunnel syndrome from all the signing.

  228. Re:Stealth SPAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just the windows messaging feature that your *admin* is supposed to use to send out alerts and whatnot. one of those bastards popped up on my computer after i reinstalled win2k. seems like one of those spammin' buggers has our whole school's IP Block targeted!

  229. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

    It isnt mail fraud. His spam to me obviously creates a prior business relationship, I am just passing his information along to my 'partners' just like he has done and recieved with MY information so many times.

  230. Re:This is not a first time... by wmspringer · · Score: 1

    I was happy when AOL started sending out CDs instead of floppies. I turn them over and use them for coasters.

  231. So...who's next ? by Ballsy · · Score: 1

    What about the telemarketers that call us at home and work, trying to sell things? Aren't we going to target them too? After all, they interrupt us doing legitimate things like washing dishes, doing laundry, being intimate, etc. That goes for door to door salesmen too. This guy is sending you a message that can be deleted with a single keystroke or mouse click. Annoying ? Sure. Worth multiple /. posts/threads ? Not likely. Hell, I feel guilty just replying.
    That being said, I put on my biologist hat and make note of the waste being generated in snail-mail bombing him.
    Do people actually think he'll stop spamming because of this ? I can assure you, he won't. As he's marching his junk mail to the curb in garbage bags, he's warming up his car to drive to the bank with his 6-7 figure paycheque.

  232. Oh no.. by ZillyMonk · · Score: 1

    Oh no, I'm so sorry that this man's precious time is being taken up by unsolicited e-mail! We should all be ashamed of ourselves...right.

    p.s.: http://www.spamyousilly.com works like a charm...

  233. At best, a Pyrrhic victory for this spammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    To win his suit, he has to establish spamming is not just damaging but annoying.

    I suspect that would be a legal precedent he'd regret.

    That being said, Slashdot would be best served by wiping out any logs of who posted what and putting a really strong magnet near the backup tapes....

  234. Brooklyn by denisonbigred · · Score: 2

    I think the moderator system might need a revamping... I mean honestly who thinks its a good idea to moderate a post without reading it first. Heck, anyone who moderated the parent post is welcome to email me, ive got a bridge for them, real cheap.

    --

    "There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals."
  235. what I would prefer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would rather offer to fist fight him over the spam, but the other will do till he accepts.

  236. no no no by MacAndrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Harassing the lawyer for doing his job is another step altogether. If he himself is harassing people, that's one thing; if he's just protecting the spammer's rights, he's doing his job. For that matter bear in mind that the law frowns on self-help generally.

    Remember that excessive harassment will make the antispammers look every bit as contemptible as the spammer. The antispam effort needs the moral high ground. I'm talking about the perceptions of 3rd parties.

    Please don't bother to tell me how terrible spammers are; I agree. But I don't think it wise to trample everything in our path to take what we believe to be ours. That's what the spammers do, after all, and "but we're right!" is nice but does not authorize disreagard for the rules of the game.

    What's next? Spam anyone who even makes a gesture at fair play that might somehow benefit the spammer? That's one of the reasons I'll never post my email address.

  237. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by GreggBert · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, just for the sake of argument, say someone orders twenty pizzas be delivered to his house. That would be grounds for a claim of fraud ?

    Mmmmmmm.... Pizza.

    --


    If you don't understand anything I post, please accept that I ate paste as a small boy...
  238. Spam Filter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop sending this guy spam and so on. Concentrate on fixing bugs in Mozilla 1.3! And we will never see spam again. (=> it will lower the response rate => the guy will go out of business)

    As easy as that... So fix bugs!!!

  239. Ha ha you fool! by XenonOfArcticus · · Score: 2, Funny

    You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.

    The most famous is: Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

    Only slightly less well known is this:
    Never go in against a geek when technology is on the line.

    Original quote from The Princess Bride.

    --
    -- There is no truth. There is only Perception. To Percieve is to Exist.
  240. The deadlier of the species by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Holiday bargain hunters are much more devastating. And they bounce nicely, too.
    Much better than mere Critters.

  241. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by pboulang · · Score: 1

    Lemme guess, YANAL?

    --

    This comment is guaranteed*

    *not guaranteed

  242. Important Reminder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    When one signs up for a mailing list with a slightly different name then one gets double/triple/you get the idea the amount of important marketing information which may be useful to you.

    I like to use alternate middle initials or spellings on my first or last name...

  243. Ralsky ALSO wants phone calls during dinner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    "How is sending commercial e-mail any worse than the annoying phone calls you get during dinner or letters from Publishers Clearing House saying you've won millions of dollars from Ed McMahon?" Harrison said.
    -- August 4, 2002
    http://www.detnews.com/2002/technology/0208/04/a 01 -553425.htm

    1. Re:Ralsky ALSO wants phone calls during dinner by kliment · · Score: 1

      The fact that they can't call billions of people monthly for a flat rate... Email advertising works just because it's so cheap. So if one bonehead answers and buys a product out of every 10000, there's still profit. With phonecalls you would have to have one in 10 or so calls to make a profit.

  244. Golden Rule bug fix by APL+bigot · · Score: 1

    Do unto others as they do unto you.

    --
    Heisenberg may have been here.
    1. Re:Golden Rule bug fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nonono, Do unto others before they do unto you

  245. "Counterspam" considered harmful by SysKoll · · Score: 3, Insightful

    With the notable exception of "419" spams which expect a reply by a moron^H^H^H^H^Hcustomer, most of the From addresses in spam emails are forged. Most of the time, they are chosen in a list of innocent people. Sometimes, the forged From address points to an anti-spam activist. This is known as a "Joe job". Recent Joe job victims include Spamcop and Spamgourmet addresses.

    A 419 spam will include a genuine From address. On another hand, a whole category of messages have a forged From address:

    • Pump-and-dump stock scams
    • Fake security trojans
    • Spam asking you to call an 800 phone number (mostly spams for Herbalife affiliate and other pyramidal schemes)

    I call these "unreturnable spams".

    So "counterspam" will actually increase the amount of spam received mostly by innocent victims. Not quite a solution.

    So please limit this "counterspam" to 419 senders. Don't help spammers. Avoid posting From addresses of unreturnable spams on Usenet.

    -- SysKoll
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    Mad science! Robots! Underwear! Cute girls! Full comic online! http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/

  246. Re:"Counterspam" as a method to get rid of a spamm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From randomly generated webpage once around:

    Blissfulness? Verdun blackcock.

    Indeed.

  247. What I really love about this by mantique · · Score: 1

    is that the anti-spammers didn't use any bandwidth

    1. Re:What I really love about this by cymandee · · Score: 1

      No, but boy, did they use a tremendous amount of dead trees. MURDERED TREES.

  248. No, cancer-boy was.. by mooman · · Score: 2


    I'm sure most of the other old fogeys will remember the name Craig Shergold...

    --
    In the Portland, Ore area and like card games? Check out: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/portlandgames/
    1. Re:No, cancer-boy was.. by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2

      Yes - the AFU poster boy; only one fifty for teh poster.

      --
      I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
  249. Re:3rd world countries. by pato+perez · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't there be double justice in sending something like this to those gullible friends of yours that are always forwarding the most idiotic chain hoaxes. (E.g. forward this email to 20 people and Bill Gates will send you a free $50 give certificate for the Gap, or whatever.)

    Just a thought...

  250. Wow, all this free publicity... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

    ...must really be annoying him.

    He's a publicity whore. So shush. Just shush now.

    --
    If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
  251. Actually, it's called "psychopathy". by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    This man suffers from a common human ailment. He does not have the ability to see what he does as wrong. Everyone else is a rube for him to exploit. He (in his own mind) can do whatever he wants, but if someone dares try the same stunt on him, they're going DOWN.

    It's called a Dogbert [dilbert.com] complex.


    Actually, at least according to one of the experts on the subject, if it's inborn it's called "psychopathy" and if it's learned it's called "sociopathy". (Operationally the two are indistinguishable, and other experts use them interchangably or make slightly different distinctions.)

    Approximately 1 in 100 (1 in 50 to 1 in 200) are psychopaths - though some of 'em compensate by learning a moral code by rote. Others go on to be crooks, used car salesmen, spammers, crackers, and politicians. B-)

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    1. Re:Actually, it's called "psychopathy". by Nos9 · · Score: 1

      As I seem to recall a psychopath does not know the diffrence between right or wrong, where as a Sociopath just doesn't care.

  252. subject by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you complain? Members of the Internet community at large honestly thought that you might be interested in such offers...

    A gift to you, Mr. Ralsky, from the world at large...

  253. Re:3rd world countries. by pato+perez · · Score: 1

    Hey there's something weird with /.: How'd the heading get set to "3rd world countries"? That was the heading for something I responded to a long time ago. Yeah, I shoulda looked over my post more carefully (and fixed typos) before pressing Submit.

  254. Finally a use for junk mail by SteveJohnson · · Score: 1
    For several years now I have been dutifully returning all the junk snail-mail credit card and etc. applications cluttering up my mailbox as a way of increasing the marketing costs of the companies sending them. I must get three or four applications for that damn Capital One card a week (what's in your mailbox?). I do the same for all of the magazine blow-in cards littering the floor of my bathroom. Just my way of fighting back.

    I've normally left the forms blank, being willing to settle for sticking them with the return postage. However, this is a great opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. By using Ralsky's address it drives up the companies costs since they will send more junk to him and Ralsky gets to deal with it. I love it when a plan comes together.

  255. We do *not* apologize for the inconvenience! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apologize? , no! We don't need no stinkin' apologies! We're providing this guy with LOTS OF VALUABLE AND INTERESTING INFORMATION AND ALL THE FIREPLACE KINDLING PAPER HE NEEDS! In fact, some of his customers would be very happy to add his name and address to the list of people to send FOUR FREE REPORTS on H0W to M4K3 M0N34 F4$T on the Internet!

  256. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's mail fraud and a Federal Offense.

    You're right, it is, and that's a protection that email should enjoy as well.


    No, it should not.

    Mail fraud is a federal offense because it misuses a FEDERAL SERVICE. That gives the government a nexus to come down on it in a draconian fashion - and also to come down on OTHER uses of the service, like for speech the government doesn't like (i.e. porn). Try to protect email as MAIL and you let the federal censorship camel's nose into the tent.

    The way email SHOULD be protected is the same way your fax machine is protected against unsolicted faxes.

    The cases are virtually identical: The email and fax spammers both misuse a private interstate communication network to consume your resources (connect time, machine time, fax paper/disk space, eyeball time, etc.) without your permission, reducing its utility and sometimes delaying or causing the loss of other, solicted messages.

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  257. Friends help you move... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    .... real friends help you move bodies.... But nobody helps you move junk mail.

  258. Re:This is not a first time... by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

    The post office is also /.ed every year this time by letters to
    Santa Claus
    North Pole, Canada


    I think we need to submit a change-of-address from in for Santa. Apparently he has moved to West Bloomfield.

    -

    --
    - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
  259. mail him a turd by StandardDeviant · · Score: 3, Funny

    You see, it's awful hard to mail the standard factory issue turd through the mail. It tends to smell up the post office, postal workers notice, and you get popped for mailing poop through the mail... Now, if you have the foresight to freeze said article before shipment, it will remain unthawed and relatively scent free (scent molecules after all being volatile compounds that don't go flying about in significant numbers unless a certain energetic threshold is crossed) until it is already in shipment... Since you live so close, it wouldn't be in the postal system for very long and would probably be reaching maximum ripeness only when the payload was reaching the target...

    Bonus points if the payload is constructed of used Hormel Spam.

    1. Re:mail him a turd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or he could just put it in his stupid mailbox or doorstep himself.

    2. Re:mail him a turd by JerkBoB · · Score: 1

      I think I strained something from laughing at this... One of the more amusing /. posts I've read in a long time.

      --
      A host is a host from coast to coast...
      Unless it's down, or slow, or fails to POST!
  260. I found his house (repeat) by Talie$in · · Score: 1

    I just think satellites are cool.
    Microsloth TerraServer

    Corresponding yahoo map:
    Yahoo maps

  261. mormons? jehovah's witnesses? hare krishnas? by StandardDeviant · · Score: 2

    Obviously poor Mr. Ralsky is in need of salvation due to the continual lack of concern for his fellow members of the human race. I think that having several different sects arrive at the same time would be enough to enlighten anyone's soul. Do the various proseylitizing (too tired to speel) faiths accept web-based appointments?

    >:-)

  262. Re:Alan Ralsky's Address and phone number - wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually an old address is just as good because after
    a while 2nd and 3rd class mail is forwarded
    with ADDITIONAL POSTAGE DUE.

  263. For sure? Yes. For long? Maybe not :-) by billstewart · · Score: 2

    If *I* were getting spammed and slashdotted because of one of my clients, unless there were some real strong moral issues for keeping him, there'd either be a fast re-evaluation of whether the client's worth keeping, or a fast re-evaluation of the rates I'd be charging him...

    --

    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  264. troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see you in metamod

  265. Where can I... by 0biJon · · Score: 1

    sign someone... erm.. myself up for SPAM?

    I'm talking massive spam... I know that posting an email to USENET is asking for it... but I haven't been able to find a website that provides an easy way to sign people that I don't like up for spam.

    I'm usually left entering emails in those stupide CNET registration things and checking all the spams off the list.

    --
    ?Who controls the past now, controls the future.
    Who controls the present now controls the past.?
    1. Re:Where can I... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm..

      Try a google search on "enter your email address".

      You to can join the Herbal Smoke Shops mailing list.

    2. Re:Where can I... by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      Tried here? SpamYouSilly

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      455fe10422ca29c4933f95052b792ab2
    3. Re:Where can I... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can someone tell me - is this site for real? (To find out, I guess you can just put your email address in and get back to me) Pretty cool if it is.

  266. one question for Alan Ralsky by Skapare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have one question for Alan Ralsky: why do you spammers never remove the email addresses that bounce back? Since my mail servers get your junk mailed over and over and over to email addresses which represent supposed users that have never even existed, it's clear you don't make any attempt whatsoever to clean your lists of bounces. Spam is theft, and this makes it clear that it is willful. Maybe we slashdotters should be asking the Oakland County Prosecuting Attorney's Office to pursue criminal theft charges.

    --
    now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
    1. Re:one question for Alan Ralsky by zanthas · · Score: 0

      The reson they do not remove messages is many times the account is run by a bot. Who leads a list that has something like: Zanthas, SlashZan, ZanMan, etc. All the bot does is add: Zanthas@zanthas.com SlashZan@zanthas.com ZanMan@zanthas.com So what ever domains are on another list are combined. So to remove the inopperative emails from the list would cause the bot to have to be far more inteligent. But why bother with that SINCE your using someone else's bandwith. I hate spammers so much. ((BTW I only know this since I worked with an ISP to find a "Spam Solution" we came down to don't use email.

    2. Re:one question for Alan Ralsky by Skapare · · Score: 2

      Yes, this is the issue. But I'm hoping to get Alan Ralsky to say it, so we can get him to admit that he is stealing delivery resources from his targets and the ISPs that serve them. Of course he'll never do that. Bulk mailing services like dartmail and topica are doing the same things; they don't clean their lists automatically while they are willing to remove people that ask to be removed (especially if they threaten the upstream ISP with SMTP blocking). We just need more people to make those threats against the spammer's ISPs so that the spammers' costs go up. Maybe at least then they will see a reduction in cost by automatically deleting rejected addresses that never produce sales.

      --
      now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
  267. Things to remember "helping" spammers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember, when you call(ed?) up and asked for brochures to be sent to Mr. Ralsky, you were not pretending to be Mr. Ralsky, you were just asking for the company to send their material to a friend of yours.

    Right?

    --a programmer pretending to be a defense attorney

  268. Another idea by McCrapDeluxe · · Score: 1

    http://www.michiganchiefsales.com/ How about we request they demonstrate their fertilizer (read:manure) spreading equipment on his lawn?

  269. Give credit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to Richard Marcinko, who quoted SEAL instructors.

    1. Re:Give credit by craenor · · Score: 2

      If I'm going to give credit, it would be to my Dad, who was saying that before Richard Marcinko was born...but since it's an old saying, since gone out of use, I don't feel a need to give credit.

  270. Re:Golden Rule patch 1.2 (offtopic) by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 2

    Do not do unto others what you would not have them do unto you.

    The bug in the original has led me into all sorts of problems. There I was at the beach -- when I noticed a gorgeous woman who I would have liked to have lick me all over my body. So I did unto her as I would have her do unto me. Unfortunately, there were a number of people who objected to this: the woman, her husband, and my girlfriend, not to mention the mean, evil, pinched-faced religious crusader under the next umbrella. Needless to say, I was pummeled by all involved, until I was so battered that today I just stay in my room posting to Slashdot.

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    Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachtani?
    www.fogbound.net
  271. Snail Mail is Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, don't send him any more snail mail. If not for him, then think of the Post Office workers who have to deliver it all.

    I mean, if this keeps up, one of them might eventually snap, and go Postal on his...

    Oh, wait...

  272. ROTFL! Good one! by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

    CALLING ALL SPAMBOTS!!!

    I think you meant [his addresses as mailto: URLs]


    ROTFL!

    For those who didn't catch it:

    If Ralsky's email address collection operation includes a bot that sucks down email address from web sites - and doesn't honor robots.txt file entries - the above posting will put Ralsky's lawyer on Ralsky's mailing lists. B-)

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  273. I sent him a big empty. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I had it laying around and was going to recycle it anyway, only cost a couple $$ to ship it to him. I figued he could use it to hold all his mail.

  274. Re: Penis enlargement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Mr Ralsky,
    You are now subscribed to the goatsee.cx newsletter.

  275. This is the last straw .... by xombo · · Score: 1

    It is intricate computer software, said Ralsky, that can detect computers that are online and then be programmed to flash them a pop-up ad, much like the kind that display whenever a particular Web site is opened.

    I would say this is the last straw, I run both UNIX and Windows 2000 servers. I leave Windows 2000 for weeks by itself, only to login to terminal or to the console for somthing, and I end up with about 20-30 of these messages asking me if I want insurance or a magical diet plan, etc. This is NOT what that protocal was desinged for, we use it over the net to send messages about the network. They really slow down performance, has this happend to anyone else? On UNIX? Maybe if we flood them with the same type of messages, hmm.

    1. Re:This is the last straw .... by AntiNorm · · Score: 2

      You can easily disable this service:
      net stop messenger

      Or just firewall port 135 (or whatever the messenger runs on, maybe 139) so that any address outside your network can't access it.

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      of the Corporate States of America...
    2. Re:This is the last straw .... by Magus424 · · Score: 0

      That only stops it until you reboot.

      Start -> Run -> services.msc
      Scroll down to Messenger and double-click on it.
      Click Stop, then change the Startup Type to Disabled.
      Hit OK, and voila, no Messenger spam.

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      -- Gone Crazy, Back Later
  276. Zip Code for Robert Harrison & Assoc by polv0 · · Score: 1

    Here is the zip code for Robert Harrison & Assoc so you can be sure your gifts get there:

    2550 S TELEGRAPH RD STE 275
    BLOOMFIELD HILLS MI 48302-0908

    This tidbit from the usps.

  277. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

    as we are talking about mail-fraud and not normal fraud, unless those pizzas were delivered to his mailbox by the mailman, no

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    WHO ATE MY BREAKFAST PANTS?
  278. 2 Weeks? Is my math off? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only 2 weeks for him to start getting the stuff? How come it takes me 4-6 weeks to start getting a damn magazine subscription?

    -eddy

  279. I'll do it by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 2

    I sell books on Amazon...
    I have a few thousand excess used books that I cant get rid of, mostly cheap romance trash like harlequins.
    If anyone is willing to transport them, you can have them to donate to him! ;)

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  280. another fun thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful



    Here is an href that will do a couple of things. For starters, it subscribes the address in the href to a spammer's mailing list. It does this everytime the href is accessed. It also will send an e-mail to the address. So all traffic through this link. results in an email being sent from this spam company to the address. That means bots, blind people, etc. will be the perpetrators of signing the addressee up for spam repeatedly and basically email bombing the addressee.

  281. Referrer Link by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1


    Isn't that ref=sr... a referrer link on Amazon?

    If so, quite clever, saying that you have $20 to put in this stunt knowing that if the link gets slashdotted by people buying this book for Ralsky you will get a little bit of money from each, thus making more than the $20 that you won't shell out anyway.

    Oh well, given that you put the whole link visible in the post I suppose I will take it as a rather good joke.

    --
    "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
    1. Re:Referrer Link by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2
      Isn't that ref=sr... a referrer link on Amazon?

      If so, quite clever, saying that you have $20 to put in this stunt knowing that if the link gets slashdotted by people buying this book for Ralsky you will get a little bit of money from each, thus making more than the $20 that you won't shell out anyway.

      Oh well, given that you put the whole link visible in the post I suppose I will take it as a rather good joke.


      Um no. I would make $0 if that got Slashdotted. I have absolutely 0 affiliation with Amazon or anybody that deals with a book like that. Your accusation is unfounded.

      Here is how I came across that book:

      1.) Go to www.amazon.com
      2.) Click on 'Books'
      3.) Do a Search in the Books section for 'Spam'
      4.) Look at #5, the title is "Removing the SPAM"
      5.) Click on that link, and you get exactly the same link that I provided. In other words, Amazon has absolutely 0 idea that the book referrals came from me.

      I find it interesting that you'd accuse me of that, though. Dontcha think that my choice of books was a little too topical? I mean, did you really think I was lurking around Slashdot for an opportunity to sell books?

      Heh.

    2. Re:Referrer Link by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      Hmm..

      I owe ya an apology. I think I misread your tone a bit. I thought you were harshly accusing me out of the blue of trying to capitalize on a Slashdot story, but I reread your post and realize you were being nicer than I had originally imagined.

      I'm sorry, my response was harsher than it should have been. I should have read what you said a little more closely.

      The ref=sr is part of the link that the search came up with. I imagine the sr stands for 'search results'. No idea. I promise you, though, if you follow the same steps I did you'll get the same result.

    3. Re:Referrer Link by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1


      No problem, I read your first post and was going to apologize and try to explain, but then I saw your second post so everything is ok.

      " I promise you, though, if you follow the same steps I did you'll get the same result."

      I don't intend to check, I don't really care anyway. It's just that when I saw the URL I thought about it as a clever troll (sorry) as some people post links with referrers to make a few cents but this one would have been much better because of the context (as explained in the first post) but then, while rereading the post while writing mine (yeah, I actually read posts I respond to a few times, English being my second _foreign_ langage (make that the third I learned including mother my tongue)) I saw it in a different light due to the fact that the URL wasn't concealed but in plain view, and then saw it as a rather good joke (again, assuming htat there was a referrer link there, which there wasn't).

      Anyway, no bad feelings I hope, because there are none here.

      --
      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
    4. Re:Referrer Link by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "Anyway, no bad feelings I hope, because there are none here."

      No worries. :) Happy Holidays!

    5. Re:Referrer Link by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      Isn't that ref=sr... a referrer link on Amazon?

      Nope. An associate link to that book would look like this:

      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0201 379570/associate_id_here

      I believe the ref=sr tells the Amazon system which page you came to the current page from.

    6. Re:Referrer Link by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 2

      Thanks for the info.

      --
      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." Bill Gates,
  282. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by siskbc · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Mail fraud is a federal offense because it misuses a FEDERAL SERVICE. That gives the government a nexus to come down on it in a draconian fashion - and also to come down on OTHER uses of the service, like for speech the government doesn't like (i.e. porn). Try to protect email as MAIL and you let the federal censorship camel's nose into the tent.

    I don't think that holds at all - currently, I can write with as much freedom through snailmail as I can email - the difference is the abuse. While certain states have dipshit mail laws (porno, booze, etc) they aren't, I believe, Federal. Thus I have no problem with the snailmail Federal laws being applied. And mail is no longer a federal service - it has been privatized - yet the laws still stand.

    The way email SHOULD be protected is the same way your fax machine is protected against unsolicted faxes.

    Well, I'd be all for that too, if it happens. Unfortunately, there are ways in which email is more like regular mail - I can forge a return address a lot more easily than a phone number, for instance. For what it's worth, email is somewhere between a fax and mail - and probably needs to be dealt with is such.

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    -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

  283. Get his address from the government by anon7864 · · Score: 1

    Use public records. County Assessor and Tax records are best. They are the most accurate way.

    Looks like Oakland Michigan is the place to start. Unfortunately they charge a fee. Maybe someone who already has an account can look it up.

    http://www.co.oakland.mi.us/ocweb/MainServlet?cmd= sindex&qry=&gov=&aud=citizen&sub=prope rty

  284. Re:"Counterspam" as a method to get rid of a spamm by Alsee · · Score: 2

    From randomly generated webpage [devin.com]

    I was browsing that site and came across this:

    When shall we three meet again In thunder, lightning, or in rain?
    When the hurlyburly's done, freequote@zero.nochill.com When the battle's lost and won.
    That will be ere the set of sun.
    Where the place? pc2nups@yahoo.comf
    Upon the heath.
    rankahmed1@mailsurf.com There to meet with Macbeth.
    I come, Graymalkin!
    Paddock calls. b_rom_s@4enet.b news2@gossipflash.com
    Anon.
    ALL Fair is foul, and foul is fair: Hover through the fog and filthy air.


    It went on for a while like that, babling about a ghost or somthing, then it changed and started talking about a couple of kids commiting suicide. Wierd.

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    - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
  285. Re:This is not a first time... by saskboy · · Score: 1

    Actually I hate it that they use pressed CDROMs. I think they should use CDRWs.

    Floppies were great spam, with modems, and in the mail. I just opened another 3 packs of them yesterday, because I needed some more floppies.

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  286. Yea, -- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    same way his home address has been 'verified' sign it up, and wait for the resulting news article.

  287. What's his address? I'll sign him up... by Rai · · Score: 2

    ...on every mailing list I come across.

    Harassment? Just desserts for the GOD of harassment :)

  288. Official Postal Format by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Entering that address at http://www.usps.com/zip4/welcome.htm shows that it's valid:

    Official Postal Format:
    240 E MERRILL ST
    BIRMINGHAM MI 48009-6106

    Mailing Industry Information:
    Carrier Route: C039
    County: OAKLAND
    Delivery Point: 40
    Check Digit: 2

  289. better yet by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

    Have an actual computer in the room and have the "you've Got Mail" thing ring out at volume 10 every time a piece of mail is recieved

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    Slashdot, where armchair scientists get shouted down and armchair theologians get modded up.
  290. "protecting the spammer's rights"? by billstewart · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If the lawyer is defending his client in criminal cases, then yes, he's protecting the guy's rights, and that's an important job that even spammers should be able to get help with.

    But if he's using the lawyer as an agent in negotiations with his customers, or in preparing contracts with his customers, or in defending him against tort or other civil actions brought by people who claim the spammer's actions has cost them money or damaged their stuff, it's not a civil rights issue, it's just business.

    Making insulting phone calls to the *lawyer* for the spam would be inappropriate, but providing the lawyer with a large number of billable-with-15-minute-minimum activities to perform on behalf of his client strikes me as appropriate. After all, his client might very well be interested in friendly calls about ways to make m0n34 f4$t on the Internet, or getting reports analyzing the legality of different internet marketing plans, or market research about the sales of V1agra on the net, and somebody who wants to contract with his client about them would certainly want to ask what forms of contracts they know how to support, or what jurisdiction his client uses to resolve disputes in.

    Wasting the lawyer's time would be a mean thing to do, but after all, you only need a 0.04% take rate to justify these things, and his client might really be interested in them. And delivering subpoenas for discovery is never a waste of time :-)

    --

    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
    1. Re:"protecting the spammer's rights"? by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      I understand you're being tongue-in-cheek at the end, and the only point I'd make is that "rights" does not have a narrow technical definition you suggest. Of course on has a right to a legal defense, and a long list of other paramount rights, but the freedom to conduct your livelihood without harrassment is no less a right. Certainly that's the exact core of the dispute many of us have with spam in the first place. Retaliating in kind against the spammer is one thing, doing the same to someone who is possibly facilitating the spammer is another. Should we go after the spammer's landlord, bank, hairdresser....

      Yeah, it gets silly trying to draw a line, but it's important to consider whether to hide behind anonymous schemes at all. Some of the opt-in merchants being duped into this are probably legitimate companies that do respect people's privacy -- and they're losing money as someone else's weapon.

  291. Would *unsubscribing* him from the lists work? by billstewart · · Score: 3, Funny

    Subscribing him to all those lists would be wrong - unless of course he needs a copy of all of the postings for his files. But Unsubscribing him would be fine.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  292. I just want to say thank you by Jekler · · Score: 1

    Whatever parties were involved in initiating and perpetrating this action, you have my whole-hearted thanks. You're my heroes. I like knowing that there's a spammer out there that's getting at least a small sample of what we deal with every day, there's nothing else in the world I could have read this afternoon to bring that kind of smile to my face. If you're discovered and there's ever legal action against you, I'm certain the slashdot community, and the rest of the world that appreciates the plight of spam victims, will band together to provide you with any social, financial, and legal support you might need. I, for one, won't forget the battle you fought for us on the moral front.

    Jekler

    1. Re:I just want to say thank you by Malakye · · Score: 1

      Oh do shut up. Nobody is curing cancer here, dingus.

      ~ m

    2. Re:I just want to say thank you by Jekler · · Score: 1

      At least we DO have treatments for cancer, nothing has yet proven effective against spam. Jekler

  293. its NOT goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like i said...
    so shut the fuck up

  294. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "He's been signed up for all that mail under false pretenses. It's mail fraud and a Federal Offense."

    fine, I'll sign up under my own name, c/o that address. if he opens it, he's comitting a federal offense..

  295. Pushes them to non-email replies by billstewart · · Score: 2
    Some of the spam out there actually accepts email responses from suckers, but most of it doesn't - it's too vulnerable to people closing down the accounts. Far too much of it wants responses by phone, which go to an answering machine that catches the obscene angry calls, or else by postal mail, since they want you to send a check or a $5 bill to all the other people in the pyramid.

    Of course, that doesn't mean that for spam that *does* want email responses, you shouldn't give those addresses to other spammers. No need for a chatbot of your own; there are plenty out there run by other spammers.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  296. IAAL by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

    So, in other words, YAAACWYHSUYA.
    (You Are An Anonymous Coward With Your Head Stuck Up Your Ass)

  297. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Because that's retarded.

  298. Here's a picture of Alan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.rxpoint.com/sign_g.html
    http://www.rxp oint.com/cgi-bin/cgiemail/cgiemail_r esources/
    http://www.securitytracker.com/alerts/2 001/Sep/100 2395.html

    Do your worst.

  299. Speak up you spammer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know damn well hes viewing all these slashdot posts about his lame self. Hes to coward to post any replies to any of the threads here on slashdot.

    Speak up you little Bitch.

    1. Re:Speak up you spammer. by Alan_Ralsky · · Score: 1

      Okay, really, all this abuse is totally unfair. I am trying to run a legitimate business here. Email marketing IS NOT ILLEGAL. Get that through your thick skulls, you little bastards.

  300. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Insightful
    In this case, no one is trying to obtain money or property. Hence, no mail fraud.

    Bingo, fraud is not lying, fraud is lying with a very specific intent, material gain.

    When a lawyer files a crank suit for someone it is rarely the case that they go file the wrong crank suit. Filing a civil crank suit is much less likely to lead to problems than filing a criminal one.

    However the guy is undoubtedly full of it. How does he claim to know who put him on the mailing lists? OK he can file a suit against John Doe #1 through 69, but recovering damages against them is not going to be happening.

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  301. Other ways to Annoy Spammers! by Packets · · Score: 2, Interesting

    C'mon, there are other ways to annoy spammers, heres two I've heard of being used to good effect, both involve contacting those who spam you.

    First way (less vicious): Contact the spammer, tell them you're interested, but would prefer to have hardcopy material - pamphlets, etc. Delivered to your PO box.

    I have a friend (in .au) who reguluarly has spammers spend over $20 US to send large packages of advertising material, which he promptly bins. This hits spammers where they hurt. In the pocket.

    Second way (more vicious): Do nearly the same thing, but say you'd rather communicate via the postal service. Ask for some information plus reply paid cards (I believe these exist in the US, I've never seen them in .au).

    Wait with baited breath for the reply paid cards.

    Once you recieve them, find a nice large, heavy brick, bundle it up, and mail it back to the spammers. They get billed for the cost of sending the large, heavy, package.

    Apparently this approach works in the US, or so an american friend told me. Their email addresses got removed from quite a few lists after a few iterations of this scenario.

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    A little overkill never hurt anybody.
    1. Re:Other ways to Annoy Spammers! by andfarm · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately -- after some incidents like that which you described -- reply paid cards now have a weight limit in the US.

      However, even better is to use large packages of advertising material as free fuel. Better than firewood, and cheaper too!

      --

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  302. Magazine subscriptions by recondite · · Score: 1

    I just thought of a excellent idea.
    Head down to Chapters (big bookstore in Canada LOTS of magazines) or any other big bookstore and take out all the little cards that you find inside the magazines.
    Then sign up ralsky for 1000s of those first issue free offers. Then when he is getting 1000s of magazines that he has to "opt-out" of he will really be pissed :)

    Alan M Ralsky
    6747 Minnow Pond Dr
    West Bloowfield Township, MI 48322-2663

  303. Schedule him som Pickups & misc annoyances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another good idea is to schedule a pickup from his residence from UPS, Airbourne Express, Fedex. Alot of them have online forms to do this with. Have them all show up on the same day looking for tons of packages. Also there are lawn companies, construction companies that also will come out and do on-site estimates. Oh yeah you can sign up on Culigan's Website to have them come out and do a free water test. That should annoy him pretty well.

  304. Get Through Anything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This program that is able to "get through firewalls", etc...I want to know where he plans to get something like that? Sounds like a script kiddy's dream.

  305. We're onto his game! by cofbaron · · Score: 1

    ::bad Scottish accent::

    Suck it, Ralsky! Suck it long, and suck it hard!

    ::/bad Scottish accent::


    Cecil

  306. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by SiliconJesus101 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    And apparently you seem to forget that business mail (junk mail as you call it) is in fact paid for by the parties that send it out. They send it of their own free will in order to promote their products. If we had no business mail (junk mail) at all I would absolutely hate to see the price we would have to pay to mail a letter. Business mail generates probably the largest source of revenue for the US Postal Service and thereby keeps your costs down. 37 cents ain't so bad for someone to take your letter to anyone anywhere in the entire country.


    Spam email on the other hand does not pay for it's usage of the systems that transport it. It uses valuable and expensive bandwidth but pays nothing for it. Bandwidth is not free...and you and I end up paying the increased costs in order to support the spammers. To me spam email is no different than a junk fax. You send it and someone else has to pay for it.

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    "The strong will do what they want, the weak will do what they must."
    -Thucydides

  307. Re:I'm glad I'm not the only one that takes the ti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then I go to all the lists of "click-here-to- unregister" sites and I pump them all in

    Different technique: Find the 'click-here-to-unregister' boxes and feed in the longest email addresses they'll take. I've fed email addresses into those that are 5 MB long before. Just make sure the address is valid, i.e. it has username, @, domain, .com. The easiest way to do this is cut-n-paste.

  308. One Word by SoSueMe · · Score: 1
  309. Can he sue the Detroit Free Press?!?!? by mekkab · · Score: 2

    Listen, he can't sue any one of you buggers... its bs.

    HOWEVER, the Detriot free press article identified him as a spammer AND disclosed his neighborhood, also some nearby streets. From that information he is marked as 1) someone who is not popular, and 2) easily found in this neighborhood.

    That might be enough for his lawyer to get a judge to okay the suit against the newspaper.

    Now- IANAL, IANALBIPOOT, etc. But think about it, thats his only possible angle.

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  310. Re:Good for him {{{MISSION ACCOMPLISHED}}} by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ... nuff said!

    keeping those disgruntled postal workers employed.
    Thank you. I have postal relatives, and they need a job

    --
    How much is your data worth? Back it up now.
  311. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    That said, he's also a moron. He's been signed up for all that mail under false pretenses. It's mail fraud and a Federal Offense. Yet the dim bulb is calling a lawyer to file a civil lawsuit instead of a criminal one.

    I'll help him out. I just put him on the "Criminal Lawyer's" and "Victims of Fraud" mailing list.

  312. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Asahi+Super+Dry · · Score: 1

    Hah, you sound like a villian in an Ayn Rand novel...

    (That said, I agree with you totally!)

  313. Why aren't adult spammers in the us arrested. by Ghostx13 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps my logic is flawed, but if an underage person (18 in some states, 21 in others) receives adult Spam, isn't the person who sent it guilty of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and perhaps several other laws? Does anyone know if this guy sends porn Spam (I must admit that I haven't followed this story that closely). If so, there is NO way he hasn't sent at least some adult Spam to someone underage.

  314. Tampons by crazyhorse44 · · Score: 1

    He's going to get to sample Playtex's new line of tampons with NEW PLASTIC APPLICATORS.

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    . SLASHDOT: Home of the vicious nerd.
  315. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by cicho · · Score: 1

    I belived junk fax analogy was an avenue of hope until about April this year, when a U.S. court ruled that ban on junk faxes violated the firstr amendment. See this Politech post. And fax.com are back in business, check their site.

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    "Only the small secrets need to be protected. The big ones are kept secret by public incredulity." - Marshall McLuhan
  316. Sweet! by hswerdfe · · Score: 1

    This story brings me more joy than any other story I have ever seen on /.

    Thank you, for pissing of this asshole.

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    --meh--
  317. CUT HIS T1 by Mafiew · · Score: 0

    cut off the snake by it's head and kill his internet!

  318. Worse yet, get Jehova's witness' to come visit. by dameatrius · · Score: 1

    They are the most annoying people around. They just won't leave no matter how often you say no.

  319. I can't believe rational people support this... by Malakye · · Score: 1, Troll

    This physical reverse spamming is really the ultimate in passive-aggressiveness, and should not be supported.

    Look, I recognize that Ralsky might not be someone you'd invite to dinner. I recognize that spam is annoying. I fully realize that it is unsolicited garbage.

    But come on people ... it is not yet illegal, and nobody has any right to interfere with this guy's physical mail service because they are so upset about clicking "delete" on messages they don't want. By sending him tonnes of physical mail, nothing is accomplished. Not only that, there are many downsides. To wit:

    1. It is environmentally irresponsible in the extreme. All that paper is being wasted because you don't like clicking a mouse 20 more times a day? Seems more than a little selfish.

    2. It is in fact illegal. Impersonating someone else in order to sign them up to receive mail is mail fraud.

    3. It is a waste of the time and resources of the companies that send out the spam and the people who have to deliver it. Ever think of them? Why should the reverse spammers have the right to use companies' resources and the resources of the public postal service to further their own agenda? Isn't this just what you accuse Ralsky of doing when he "steals bandwidth"?

    4. It is a disproportionate response. Because you have to delete some emails each day that takes you all of a few minutes, the appropriate response is to totally shut down one particular spammer's ability to read his own relevant physical mail by ensuring he must sift through thousands of pieces each day? That is absurd.

    5. It is totally ineffective. If you have a complaint about receiving spam, take it up with your elected officials. THEY are the ones to stop it. So long as money can be made in this entirely legal business, no matter how annoying it is, there will always be someone who spams. If not Ralsky, then someone else. So even stopping Ralsky (which this surely will not do) does nothing to stop spam, because there will always be someone to deliver a message that a company is paying to have delivered.

    And finally, about the comments regarding the "spammer's lawyer" being some low form of life, just remember that everyone in free nations under the rule of law has the right to legal representation. If we ever get to a point in our society where an individual's right to be heard in court (and make no mistake, you cannot effectively represent yourself in court) is judged in advance by the public on the moral value we perceive their case to have, then I don't want to be living in that society.

    So to sum, get off your soapboxes and high horses before you all break your necks. This isn't pretty, it isn't effective, and it isn't ethical, no matter how much you may titter away at seeing someone you dislike punished.

    ~ M

    1. Re:I can't believe rational people support this... by schon · · Score: 1

      I realize that you're trolling here, but I'll answer your points one by one..

      1. It is environmentally irresponsible in the extreme

      No, it isn't. The items being delivered are being created anyway, whether Mr. Ralsky gets them or not. If Mr. Ralsky sends them to the landfill, then one can argue that it's actually doing environmental good, as it will be taking surplus carbon from the environment, which will offset the burning of a similar amount of fossil fuels.

      2. It is in fact illegal. Impersonating someone else in order to sign them up to receive mail is mail fraud.

      Since you don't know what he's receiving, you don't know how he was signed up. I've seen lots of sign ups that say "tell a friend".

      3. It is a waste of the time and resources of the companies that send out the spam and the people who have to deliver it. ... Isn't this just what you accuse Ralsky of doing when he "steals bandwidth"?

      This is an absurd comparison in the extreme. It is nothing like the theft of bandwidth, because nothing is being stolen. In case you hadn't noticed, the companies that are sending their marketing materials are doing so because they want to. If they didn't want to send their products, they wouldn't. Spam victims have no such option.

      4. It is a disproportionate response. Because you have to delete some emails each day that takes you all of a few minutes, the appropriate response is to totally shut down one particular spammer's ability to read his own relevant physical mail by ensuring he must sift through thousands of pieces each day?

      No, it isn't. He's now on the recieving end of exactly what I (and many others) go through each and every day. He (and people like him) have made email useless for many people.

      5. It is totally ineffective. If you have a complaint about receiving spam, take it up with your elected officials.

      No, it isn't. It's quite effective. In case you didn't know, Mr. Ralsky has been convicted of stock market crimes, and he has claimed that he wants to hack into other people's computers to send them spam ("right past firewalls" is the phrase he used.) Existing laws haven't stopped him, why do you think that new ones would?

      This isn't pretty, it isn't effective, and it isn't ethical

      Yes, it is pretty, it is effective. Whether it's ethical or not is beside the point, as your own quote says:

      So long as money can be made in this entirely legal business, no matter how annoying it is, there will always be someone who spams.

      So long as satisfaction can be had with this entirely leagal endeavour, we will keep doing it.

    2. Re:I can't believe rational people support this... by jcr · · Score: 2

      Impersonating someone else in order to sign them up to receive mail is mail fraud.

      It's not necessary to impersonate someone to add them to a mailing list.

      It is a waste of the time and resources of the companies that send out the spam and the people who have to deliver it. Ever think of them?

      Yes, I think of them every time I get another fucking catalog I never asked for because they bought my address from the USPS. I will shed NO tears for the paper-mail spammers.

      Because you have to delete some emails each day that takes you all of a few minutes, the appropriate response is to totally shut down one particular spammer's ability to read his own relevant physical mail by ensuring he must sift through thousands of pieces each day? That is absurd.

      No, it's eminently reasonable and just. It lets the perp know exactly what tort he's committing against everyone else. Frankly, Ralsky is lucky he's not getting the shit kicked out of him on a regular basis.

      So long as money can be made in this entirely legal business, no matter how annoying it is, there will always be someone who spams

      It is NOT an "entirely legal" business. It is theft of services on a massive scale. Stealing a million bucks 1/100th of a penny at a time is still stealing a million bucks.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    3. Re:I can't believe rational people support this... by Malakye · · Score: 1
      Actually it is necessary to impersonate someone to sign them up to 99% of mail lists. I am ever-so-sure the /. community is taking great pains to make this nice and legal though.

      As for the paper mail "spammers", most of them will ONLY sign you onto lists you specifically request. They don't want spend too many resources hitting advertising targets that are uninterested, so try not to. That's why you all have to SIGN RALKSY UP. See the difference? And if you don't want to shed tears for the companies, how about the postal workers? Did they agree to be a part of your little campaign? Did they agree to work harder so your ineffective little gong show could make you feel a bit better? No, they didn't.

      Next, you realize Ralksy is not committing a tort, right? You understand that don't you? So you understand that any vigilante justice you may perpetrate in response makes you not only a tortfeasor yourself but also a criminal, right? And you do realize the word "perp" is never used to identify defendants in civil actions and that using it here makes you sound like a try-hard who wants to make us all think you know something about the law when in fact you do not ... right?

      As for his service being legal, your opinion on the matter is irrelevant. His service is entirely legal so long as he conforms to the guidelines in place for each ISP he uses. If he doesn't they can disconnect him. If they find him fraudulently using their service, they can file an action against him. Either way it's not up to you.

      ~ M

    4. Re:I can't believe rational people support this... by Malakye · · Score: 1

      {{No, it isn't. The items being delivered are being created anyway, whether Mr. Ralsky gets them or not. If Mr. Ralsky sends them to the landfill, then one can argue that it's actually doing environmental good, as it will be taking surplus carbon from the environment, which will offset the burning of a similar amount of fossil fuels.}}

      Nope, sorry. The items being created are not being created anyways. This is the fallacy of production, also known as the fallacy of no mass effect. If, for example, I decide to be a vegetarian because I want fewer animals to die, and you say "but the production will remain unchanged", you are committing this fallacy. See if you can spot how it applies here.

      {{Since you don't know what he's receiving, you don't know how he was signed up. I've seen lots of sign ups that say "tell a friend".}}

      I am 99% sure that the /. community is not being particularly sensitive to the legal nuances here. I am certain he is being signed up for all
      sorts of mail fraudulently. Furthermore, it is still illegal to use the mail service to harrass people, in case you did not know that.

      {{This is an absurd comparison in the extreme. It is nothing like the theft of bandwidth, because nothing is being stolen. In case you hadn't noticed, the companies that are sending their marketing materials are doing so because they want to. If they didn't want to send their products, they wouldn't. Spam victims have no such option.}}

      They are sending them on the pretense that the person on the other end has requested the information. That is stealing their resources to aid your campaign. This doesn't even mention the postal workers and the public postal service illegaly drafted into this campaign. In the spam case, the companies know they are spamming. They pay for it. Big difference.

      {{No, it isn't. He's now on the recieving end of exactly what I (and many others) go through each and every day. He (and people like him) have made email useless for many people.}}

      Oh do relax. Nobodies email has been made "useless" lol. What a crock. Overhyping the impact of Ralsky's spam does nothing to enhance your credibility.

      {{Yes, it is pretty, it is effective. Whether it's ethical or not is beside the point, as your own quote says:

      So long as money can be made in this entirely legal business, no matter how annoying it is, there will always be someone who spams.

      So long as satisfaction can be had with this entirely leagal endeavour, we will keep doing it.
      }}

      Reading comprehension 101 please. My quote did not indicate that I approved of unethical behaviour. My quote stated a fact--spammers will continue to spam until it is made illegal. The endevour you are getting satisfaction from is illegal, and moreover it is wrong. It is also ineffective, but that doesn't seem to matter to you. All that matters is your little bit of satisfaction. That is the essence of criminal behaviour, you know--overriding others' legal rights for your own satisfaction/gain.

      ~ M

    5. Re:I can't believe rational people support this... by Steve+B · · Score: 2
      It is a disproportionate response.

      This is both untrue and irrelevant:

      Untrue: Wasting several hours of one person's time is trivial compared to the cumulative waste of several man-years by the millions of Ralsky's spam victims.

      Irrelevant: The use of retaliatory force is not weighed by exact equality to the original offense (though it sometimes happens to come out that way), but rather by its sufficiency to punish the offense and to deter future offenses.

      And finally, about the comments regarding the "spammer's lawyer" being some low form of life, just remember that everyone in free nations under the rule of law has the right to legal representation.

      And everyone in free nations under the rule of law has the right to form, and express, an opinion about a person's actions (including those of low-life like Ralsky and his lawyer).

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    6. Re:I can't believe rational people support this... by Steve+B · · Score: 2
      That is the essence of criminal behaviour, you know--overriding others' legal rights for your own satisfaction/gain.

      -1 Redundant: We already know that Ralsky embodies essence of criminal behaviour.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
  320. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

    I heard an interesting thing on KGO radio in san francisco the other day.

    There was a guy on who was talking about telemarketing and the laws about do not call lists. The host was asking about why the states dont just flat out make it illegal to call anyone on an opt-out list. And why do some states charge for a number to be put on it.

    The telemarketing expert stated that the reason the states dont do as much as the general public thinks it should is due to the fact that telemarketing is a major part of the economy. It employs some six million people and generates more than 12 billion dollars per year.

    If they made telemarketing basically illegal - this would cause a massive problem for the economy.

    The sad part is that the econmoy is in such a state that fraud and BS business models like telemarketing, although hated, are a necessarry yet cancerous column of stability holding the economy in the (albeit crappy) state its in.

    Personally, I think that it would be good for this industry to go away - and force us to build our economy on more ethical and true industries.

    Apparently the Matrix was correct - 1999 was the peak of our society.

  321. The dirt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Al is the proud owner of rxpoint.com; one of his major spam subjects.

    Here's some interesting stuff:

    Server is running Apache/1.3.26 (Unix) PHP/4.2.2 FrontPage/4.0.4.3 and is hosted by hostcentric.com

    http://www.rxpoint.com/sign_g.html
    http://www.r xpoint.com/setup
    http://www.rxpoint.com/cgi-bin/c giemail/cgiemail_r esources/
    http://www.rxpoint.com/formmail.cgi
    ht tp://www.rxpoint.com/logs/
    http://www.rxpoint.com /new/

    Go to town boys.

  322. what about the waste by pumpkin1pie · · Score: 1

    Being an enviormental nazi; i hate the snailers and all the credit card offers in the mail even more than i hate spam. Hopefully he will recycle all that bulk mail. Maybe he'll do an idea these guys have. http://www.collusion.org/Article.cfm?ID=288

    --
    people who think they can rule the world should start out with a small garden.
  323. ObSimpson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lousy irony!

  324. classic by Bu5h · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia... oh. wait. nevermind.

  325. Re:curious.... by Magus424 · · Score: 0

    No no no, you can't just post his email, but a redirect that forwards to him. That way he can't filter it out, since it isn't actually addressed to him :)

    --
    -- Gone Crazy, Back Later
  326. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how bout just sticking a fish in his mailbox and duct taping it shut. that was always fun to do to the local asshole on our street as kids. especially when it was HOT outside..

  327. We're doing him a favor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ---BEGIN SARCASM--- I've seen comments noting that we wanted him to know about lots of pleasant offers other companies have for him, and that's why he got subscribed. I'd just like to note that this is partially incorrect; it's because Alan Ralsky has a little bit of extra flab - yes, love handles, you may call them, but Ralsky, we want you to lose them! How? By lifting magazines, offers, free samples, and junk mail out of your mailbox every day, time and time again. Even if you do it only 15 minutes a day, YOU COULD LOSE 15 POUNDS FAST! In fact, this excersize will give you a LARGER PENIS! NO WEIGHTS, PULLEYS, or PILLS! This will enable you to FUCK HOT COEDS, SHEEP, and LESBIANS. You may even be able to get a FREE UNIVERSITY D.I.P.L.O.M.A. (somehow, I don't know how it ties in.) And if you can't do all that, you sure will get a lot of .000005lb reps on the junk mail, or you could just do it in one big lump sum. ---END SARCASM--- I wonder if he ever reads articles and stuff like this about him? Meh, maybe he'd understand...

  328. What we need is other spamer email address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there a web site out there with spamers email address? Let sign up those spammers so other spammers can send each other junk email!!

  329. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by grape_soda · · Score: 1

    ya, personally i would like to move out into some secluded area in BFE and "attune" myself. but thats just not possible in this day and age (IMO). of course, even being able to get away to do something like that i would still have to have a broadband connection and my PC or i think i would go insane.

  330. Just a thought... by solowog · · Score: 1

    This is my first posting here at slashdot -- so forgive me if I'm doing something wrong. But it sure seems to me that perhaps our politicians might get the message if they were subjected to this same kind of on-slaught of postal mail and email. I wonder what would happen if the Senate mail room suddenly received every catalog there was for every senator? And what if their email accounts were placed on every spam list there was? I'm sure that politicians also have personal email addresses. I would bet someone here at slashdot could dig a few up. Would the spam laws change then? Of course, it's just a thought.

  331. ^^^^^^^^^ This .... is ...... Brilliant! by mtec · · Score: 2

    Ahem! Did everyone see this?

    You're a Genius, my good fellow!

    Torque off his neighbors... hmmmmm...

    --
    Cake or Death? Cake Please!
  332. whois for rxpoint.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Registrant:
    Sav-Rx (RXPOINT-DOM)
    9439 N Leamington
    Skokie
    IL,60077
    US

    Domain Name: RXPOINT.COM

    Administrative Contact:
    Ralsky, Alan (AR1574) aral@INFICAD.COM
    Sav-Rx
    9439 N Leamington
    Skokie, IL 60077
    (847) 677-5516 (FAX) (847) 677-5329
    Technical Contact:
    Hostmaster, Web2010 (JS1795) HOSTMASTER@WEB2010.COM
    WEB2010 Inc
    6757 Edgewater Commerce Parkway
    Orlando, FL 32810-4211
    US
    407-445-3033 407-445-2427 407-445-2427

    Record expires on 13-Mar-2004.
    Record created on 12-Mar-1997.
    Database last updated on 6-Dec-2002 22:03:37 EST.

    Domain servers in listed order:

    NS.WEB2010.COM 216.65.3.100
    NS2.WEB2010.COM 216.157.79.246

  333. S'cuse me - but an AC has the best idea... by mtec · · Score: 2

    Here! It's absolutly brilliant!

    --
    Cake or Death? Cake Please!
  334. Re:Good for him {{{MISSION ACCOMPLISHED}}} by Stormbringer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Mission Accomplished??? NOT! He's hired an attorney. WELL...

    a. how many of the people close by have enough legal coverage to take him to small claims court for productivity and other quantifiable losses due to HIS spam? (legal spam)

    b. time to MapQuest another name:

    Ralsky is indeed annoyed. He says he's asked Bloomfield Hills attorney Robert Harrison to sue the anti-spammers.

    Gentlemen, ladies, another fit target for your search-and-debilitate methods. Let it be known that it's not safe to support a spammer.

    My opinion, of course. Not that I'd EVER advocate antisocial or illegal actions...

  335. Photos? by hebble · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since we have his address anyway, can somebody get a picture of the pile of junk stacked up outside his house?

    And I wouldn't worry too much about a lawsuit. He'd need a really good lawyer to avoid setting a legal precedent that could then be used against him.

  336. Ignore this - I screwed up.... by mtec · · Score: 2

    and posted a reply when it shoulda been at the top level...

    --
    Cake or Death? Cake Please!
  337. An AC has a brilliant idea... by mtec · · Score: 2
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    Cake or Death? Cake Please!
  338. It'll put 'em in hock ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with the good folks across the street...

  339. The best way to fight spam by bryanthompson · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Someone mentioned earlier that the best way to fight spammers would be to reply to all the ads with fake info. Why not take it one step farther and actually call them. Listen to whatever sales pitches they have, of course, calling their 800 number.

    Calling their 800 number and listening to the pitch costs them money in at least 3 ways:

    1. 800 number calls are billed to them

    2. It will take up the time of sales people

    3. If enough people do it, eventually real customers may not be able to get through.

    If there's a snail address listed, send an inquiry to their services... Probably should use a P.O. box for this, so you don't clog up your personal mailbox. Anyway, this would hurt them even more. They've got printing fees, whatever fees for employees making & processing the information, and mailing fees to deal with.

    The only problem with this, is that it targets people that use the spamming services... but then again, aren't they just as bad as the spammers?

    I'm not sure how legal any of those ideas are... If enough people did it though, it might be somewhat effective
    As something of a disclaimer.... dunno if it's necessary, but i wanna save my ass if at all possible :) umm... Don't do anything illegal... it makes you as bad as the spammers. there, i'm covered

    Bryan

  340. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by xigxag · · Score: 3, Insightful

    telemarketing is a major part of the economy. It employs some six million people and generates more than 12 billion dollars per year.

    That would mean a gross revenue of $2000 per employee. Either your stats are way off or telemarketing sucks major ass as a business. Or both.

    --
    There are two kinds of people: 1) those who start arrays with one and 1) those who start them with zero.
  341. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by grape_soda · · Score: 1

    i think you made some very valid points *BUT* are you saying that the feds dont look in on emails now? i dont want to open a whole other can of worms and tho im sorta new to /. im sure that its been discussed on here before. the goverment *DOES* check out our emails and i dont care if Carnivore or DCS1000 (or whatever its called) is supposed to only hunt down emails with keywords in them like "BOMB" or "Jihad" or whatever other keywords may be in their list.. call me a paranoid if you want. sorry for going kind of off subject here.

  342. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by grape_soda · · Score: 1

    this gives me an idea! they could relocate all the telemarketers into fast food employees.. they would make more money at least :)

  343. If He Wins, We All Win by iCharles · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I was explainning this to my wife, and she said that, if he wins, then a precident is sent: you can't be signed up by other people for junk mail. To that end, he could, in theory, be sued, using HIS OWN CASE as precident.


    There are a few nuances (virtual vs. physical, 3rd party signing someone up vs. the catalog company, etc.), but it is an interesting thought.

    1. Re:If He Wins, We All Win by Bu5h · · Score: 1

      I think he just got really pissed and didn't think about what he was saying. If he were to take legal action, and it did go to court (which I don't see happening), he will probably lose. If he does win, he will be setting that precident, and it will drag him into more courtroom battles and possibly bankrupt him. But there's always the possibility he could pack up and move to another country where it's harder to nail him for this kind of thing.

  344. Here's his wishlist by DotComVictim · · Score: 2

    Doesn't he wan to support the building of the embassy and the cloning of Rael? Click here!

  345. Phone version? (1-800 redux) by Gorimek · · Score: 2

    It would be even easier to detect any 1-800 numbers in the mails, and have your modem call them round robin through the night.

  346. Has anyone thought to spam the lawyer? by DeathPenguin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe then he would think twice about defending the spammer.

  347. rxpoint.com, same alan ralsky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is the person that runs rxpoint.com the same alan ralsky as the spammer? if it is the whois record is quite interesting.

    Domain Name: RXPOINT.COM

    Administrative Contact:
    Ralsky, Alan (AR1574) aral@INFICAD.COM
    Sav-Rx
    9439 N Leamington
    Skokie, IL 60077
    (847) 677-5516 (FAX) (847) 677-5329

  348. Re:For sure? Yes. For long? Maybe not :-) by dacarr · · Score: 2
    IANAL, but I know a few. What I understand though is that a lawyer can't really discharge you if you've retained him - you have to discharge him. The wise thing for the attorney to do is to refuse him outright.

    Lawyers, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

    --
    This sig no verb.
  349. Re:ROTFL! Good one! by thogard · · Score: 1

    I think thats mean. To protect this poor lawyer, I should preemptively add him to the opt-out and remove links I get at the bottom of so much of my spam.

  350. Re:ROTFL! Good one! by inkfox · · Score: 2
    If Ralsky's email address collection operation includes a bot that sucks down email address from web sites - and doesn't honor robots.txt file entries - the above posting will put Ralsky's lawyer on Ralsky's mailing lists. B-)

    Oh no no! Haven't you heard?

    Ralsky is an opt-in bulk mailer. *sage nod* Also, I have a flying car.

    --
    Says the RIAA: When you EQ, you're stealing bass!
  351. Depends by imbezol · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does Depends Diapers still offer free samples?

  352. There are no words by Dexter's+Laboratory · · Score: 1

    There are no words for how I'm feeling about this.
    I'm just having this big smile on my face, and I feel so good. I may not have to suffer so badly from the Coca Cola withdrawal I've had all night so far. This is so good :-D

  353. you crazy tree huggers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    these companies print a certain ammount of each catalog edition. if people dont sign up and request a catalog, they will just send them to someone else. They dont send in orders for single catalogs, and you arent wasting the companies money. the trees are wasted well before signing ralksy up, only its being put to a better use this time.

  354. More Alan Ralsky data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WHOIS of RXPOINT.COM.....

    Ralsky, Alan (AR1574)
    aral@INFICAD.COM
    Sav-Rx
    9439 N Leamington
    Skokie, IL 60077
    (847) 677-5516 (FAX) (847) 677-5329

  355. Two wrongs make a right? by NoDoZ · · Score: 1

    Come on, whoever signed him up for all these mailing lists have just reduced themselves to his level. They should be proud.

    1. Re:Two wrongs make a right? by Bu5h · · Score: 1

      As opposed to not taking ANY action whatsoever, letting him build up his e-mail database, and sending a billion more messages everyday until somebody else does it?

    2. Re:Two wrongs make a right? by Epsillon · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't. This is education, he is the student. Lessons, of course, have to continue until such time as the student realises the fundamental point being taught; that those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

      Perhaps we should hope his case does go to court. If he wins, he'll be hurting himself more than those he prosecutes. I wonder who thought this up? It occurs to me that whoever it was must have studied tai kwon do or something similar, because they really are turning his own power against him with this...

      --
      Resistance is futile. Reactance buggers it up.
    3. Re:Two wrongs make a right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, two wrongs make justice you dipshit! Some of us just have the balls to refuse to be victimized like we were sheep! Yes we can all be proud that this turd is suffering the agony he routinely gives us 100,000 fold, and likely will till the day he dies. I say let's keep track of him daily and actively desiminate all information learned!

  356. real life karma by Michael+Wardle · · Score: 2

    Unfortunately in real life, moderators are a little slower to apply that -1 moderation, and it's a little harder to set your threshold to +3.

    Odd that we're having a discussion about karma here on Slashdot, don't you think?

  357. How About AOL CDs? by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

    I mean, after that other AOL CD project, I'm sure they're going to have a couple million CDs lying around. Send them to this guy.

    --
    Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
  358. Evil... pure Evil by The+Tyro · · Score: 2

    Sending tons of snail mail spam to Ralsky is too funny... poetic justice to the Nth degree.

    Doing the same thing to his attorney? That's a stroke of genius!

    God! This is one of the things I love about Slashdot... a quarter of a million geeks, irritable, hyped-up on Bawls and Penguin mints, bent on revenge. Could there be a darker crucible of spite and malice?

    Man... my sides hurt from laughing!

    --
    Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
  359. hey, fuck you by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 2
    if I inherited such a thing I would shut it down in a heartbeat. Just because perhaps you feel you wouldn't be able to, does not mean others are the same.

    Don't hate the player, hate the game.

    Bullshit. There is no "game", ever. Everything can be exploited and abused, the reason society almost functions is that enough people aren't willing to do it.

    --
    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken - Tyler Durden
  360. HOWTO: Annoy a spammer, cost them money. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I get a lot of SPAM snail-mail. It has begun to piss me off. Here is what I do now: Know those postage-paid envelopes that come with offers for magazines, credit cards, and a million other things you don't need or want? I simply stuff the junk mail into those envelopes, seal 'em up and drop 'em in the mail. The company that sent them now has to pay for the postage. In other words, not only did they not make a sale, they had to pay postage and someone in the company is inconvenienced with their own junk mail. Imagine if this type of "fighting back" becomes widespread... Companies will actually waste lots of resources in separating the junk mail from the real reply mail and throwing it away.

    Things I have started doing recently include: Mixing up the junk mail so that, for example, Company A receives some junk from Companies B and C in the reply envelope. This way, it's not even useful to them as they cannot simply re-mail the returned items.

    One thing I intend to start doing in the future is partially filling out the forms that come with the materials I send back, but, for example, writing VOID where the signature is supposed to go or something. This way, someone will start entering data only to discover that it's bullshit... Or putting X's in all the little boxes and writing "Wasted your time!" Where the signature is supposed to go. Stuff like that. Oh yeah, I always rip my name and address off the documents so they don't know who's doing it. What a waste of time for that company! Hey, they wasted my time. I'm wasting their's back.

    (The fine print: I don't actually do any of what I just said I do. It's a joke. Don't take it seriously. Just leave me alone.)

    1. Re:HOWTO: Annoy a spammer, cost them money. by Magus424 · · Score: 0

      You don't have to send those back. They've already paid to have the "Postage prepaid" stuck on it. Regardless of you sending it back or throwing it away, it still costs them money.

      --
      -- Gone Crazy, Back Later
  361. Bleeechhh!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And to think I used to wack off to her! Never again! Eewwww!!

  362. Moving? by phorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He's a question, what happens to some poor sucker when he moves out. I live in an apartment. The girl before me lived here for 2-3 years... but I'm getting mail addressed to somebody that is not me and not her.

    I have a feeling that this spam could persist past the spammer, being a serious annoying for anyone unfortunate enough to buy his house when he next moves.

    1. Re:Moving? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      He's a question, what happens to some poor sucker when he moves out. I live in an apartment. The girl before me lived here for 2-3 years... but I'm getting mail addressed to somebody that is not me and not her. I have a feeling that this spam could persist past the spammer, being a serious annoying for anyone unfortunate enough to buy his house when he next moves.

      Good point. The same thing that happens if I leave my ISP. The next person who picks "jojo@myisp.com" is going to get a ton of spam. No fault of anyone ('cept the spammers who guessed the username), but it will be rolling in.

    2. Re:Moving? by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is his house comes with a spam problem, so it now has a lower sale value.

      In what way is this a problem?

      As you sow so shall you reap.

    3. Re:Moving? by zoward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They invest in a wood stove and allow the snail-mail spammers to heat their house for the winter - like I did.

      Unfortunately, a certain percentage of the material in junk mail is not cleanly burnable, so you'll have to toss that. If you live in an area where you're required to pay per-bagload for trash disposal, this is probably a losing proposition.

      --
      "Can't you see that everyone is buying station wagons?"
    4. Re:Moving? by Steve+B · · Score: 2
      He's a question, what happens to some poor sucker when he moves out.

      Hey, when you buy a house for $500 (which is about what he'll be able to get for precisely this reason), you have to expect it to be a fixer-upper project.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    5. Re:Moving? by phorm · · Score: 2

      Resale value fine, as long as somebody doesn't unknowningly get stuck with it.
      Leaky pipes, etc, etc are things often considered, I'm not sure if spam would qualify as something that's required to be disclosed, or asked about.

  363. Possible Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think another good way of getting rid of spam is that we(as a community) chose one target company who is doing business with spammer and send them a 1-2 meg email telling them to stop dealling with them thus overloading their server.

    If spammer company dont get clients they just wont live long.

    Cheers

  364. Fraud is fraud. by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

    >Mail fraud is a federal offense because it misuses a FEDERAL SERVICE.

    So? Try attempting some fraud through privately-owned UPS or FedEx. If it crosses state lines its a federal offense and probably a state one too. If it doesn't then its a state offense.

  365. A better way to spread the word! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we each need to start a chain letter with Al's address (both home and work), urging each recipient to send it to 10 other people.

    Each recipient is, of course, encouraged to use the addresses to make Al aware of any products and services that might interest him.

    By the way, I hope he enjoys his free sample of Serenity pads. Gotta hate that unsightly leakage!

  366. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes-ANAL? You betcha! I'll come right over and put it up your ass you queer bastard!

  367. have you thought about Killing Him? by hswerdfe · · Score: 1

    OK, well at the very least you could seriously Mame him!

    He is pure evil, He deserves it.

    --
    --meh--
  368. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know what the world 30 years ago was like. I doubt you do either other than from what you read or see on movies. However I don know I am sick and tired of people whining about how things were so much better way back when. I'll bet the people of yesterday were no different basically than people of today. I will also bet some people like yourself 30 years ago were bitching about their current state of affairs and how much nicer it was 30 years before your ideal time.
    Johnny Cash basically said the same thing I'm saying right now but a lot more eloquently in his autobiography. God, I'm tired of people whining about the "good old days."

  369. Now this is evil by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll take a crack at your challenge. How about the Mormon Church?

    " Representatives in your area would like to deliver your copy of the Book of Mormon and share a message about how the teachings of Jesus Christ have helped individuals and families find greater happiness. Their visit will last about an hour. May we arrange to have representatives deliver your free copy of the Book of Mormon?"

    Guess what Alan chose?

    1. Re:Now this is evil by styopa · · Score: 2

      Another good one is Johova's Witnesses. If, when you request the information you tell them that you speak *insert obscure language here* then not only do they show up at the door, but with a translater.

      --
      Disclamer - Opinion of Person
    2. Re:Now this is evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, many people find the Witnesses annoying.

      Interesting, though, are the free speech rights they have helped enforce not only here in the U.S. (recently here USA Today and here
      Freedom Forum web site), but also around the world.

  370. Re:For sure? Yes. For long? Maybe not :-) by Stryker2 · · Score: 1

    Attorneys can withdraw from representing a client, but not as informally as just telling the client to hit the bricks. Once they have agreed to represent, they are obligated to represent until a judge has granted their motion to withdraw as attorney, IIRC.
    Of course, I have seen instances where it appeared that the attorney just chose to do such a lame job that the client left of his/her own volition.
    IANAL, but I may go to law school next year. Midlife career change and all.

    --
    Bother, said Pooh, as he called in an air strike.
  371. I have a list I'd like to sign him up for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to sign him up for Ted Kazinski's mailing list. From what I understood, his good were both reliable and of high quality.

    yes yes bad me

  372. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Real_Mce · · Score: 1

    you do realize the the USPS has been a private corp which enjoys federal protection since the 70's dont you? Not a federal service...

    --
    All employees must wash hands before using the bathroom. - The Mgmt.
  373. Plenty of those... by wiresquire · · Score: 1
    A quick search on google will find plenty of cropdusters available in MI.

    Oh, hang on. That was crapdusters...

    Nevermind...

    --

    So does Anonymous Coward have good karma?

  374. Ahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.halo-17.net/?action=retrieve&article=27 43

    Touchdown!

  375. You know a spammer? by alizard · · Score: 2
    Why haven't you posted his real name, e-mail, and home address to slashdot in an article, along with proof that he is in fact a spammer yet? Or given it to that Detroit Free Press reporter?

    I'm sure that you'd be allowed to post as anonymous coward for the purpose of posting it here.

    If he is so much your real friend that you aren't willing to turn his ass in, do you hang out with pedos and kiddie pr0nsters as well? How about terrorists? Do you like the enemies of humanity in general or do you just have a soft spot for spammers?

    1. Re:You know a spammer? by xtremex · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...I don't consider Spamming the same moral calibre as Kiddie porn and what not. While I despise Spam (I have SpamAssassin, vipul's razor and other bayesian filters), I don't consider it equal to kiddie porn or terrorism. SPam is a HUGE annoyance, but I don't really get spam with all the filters I have...What am I supposed to do, Kill him? If so, how is that morally superior?

      --
      If you're not a Liberal in your 20's, then you have no heart.If you're still a Liberal in your 30's you have no brain.
  376. Stupid Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He'd just sell them.

  377. another idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about someone who lives in his town going to the town council and asking them to pass a strong local law which forbids the sending of spam?

    Who knows, maybe someone on the council gets spam too.

  378. all the tasty bits. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sick of wasting your time finding that 1800 each time you want to help with the program? No worries. Now you can use that handy redial button:

    Name: Alan M Ralsky
    5016 Patrick Rd. West Bloomfield, MI 48322
    248-661-3355
    AKA: Jeff Kramer
    6567 Long Lake Road
    Birmingham, MI 48009 US
    Domain Name: cambridgewater.net
    Jeff Kramer (COCO-227918) aral54@hotmail.com
    AKA: Additional Benefits
    2121 Richard Ave
    W. Bloomfield, MI 48322
    248-200-3492
    AKA: Creative Marketing Zone Inc
    5016 Patrick Rd
    West Bloomfield, MI 48322
    AKA: Sam Smith (MAILSVC2-DOM)
    200 W. Long Lake Drive
    Troy, MI 48332 US
    Domain Name: MAILSVC.NET
    Smith, Sam (SS9752) aral@ADDITIONALBENEFITS.COM
    AKA: William Window (template COCO-265759)
    4512 Westside
    Royal Oak, Michigan 48098 US
    William Window (COCO-265759) aral54@hotmail.com
    +1 248 544 4314
    AKA: Alan Ralsky, (AR1574) aral@INFICAD.COM
    Sav-Rx (RXPOINT-DOM)
    Domain Name: RXPOINT.COM
    9439 N Leamington
    Skokie, IL 60077
    (847) 677-5516 (FAX) (847) 677-5329
    AKA: Alan M Ralsky, (AMR43) amr1@CONCENTRIC.NET
    Additonal Benefits
    5016 Patrick Drive
    West Bloomfield, MI 48322
    1-248-661-3355 (FAX) 1-248-661-3054
    AKA: AB Internet
    528 S. State St. PMB 523
    Ann Arbor, MI 48104
    (There is no building face with that address on it.
    There *is*, however, a building that accepts that
    mail - the University of Michigan Student Union,
    and the Mailboxes, Etc. that is housed therein.)
    AKA: rxpoint.com
    5016 Patrick Rd.
    West Bloomfield, MI 48322
    AKA: MPI Global
    5016 Patrick Road
    W Bloomfield, MI 48322
    (248) 661-3355
    AKA: mpiglobal
    25514 Graceland
    Dearborn Heights, MI 48125US
    AKA: Ray Esseily
    mpiglobal.com
    25514 Graceland Drive
    Dearborn Heights , MI 48125
    1-313-278-8845

    1. Re:all the tasty bits. by sethstorm · · Score: 0

      Here's some more numbers:
      248-981-8885
      248-661-5166 (has voicemail if no one picks up)
      888-531-4793 (redirects to 248-661-3355)
      Thank Google for these, and dial away this spammer.

      --
      Twitter supports and protects racists - by smearing their critics with the "Hate Speech" label.
  379. Thanks alot, my nose just got a milk enema by Leeji · · Score: 2

    Did you notice the great suggestive sell partway down that Amazon page?

    "Customers who wear clothes also shop for:"

    --
    It all goes downhill from first post ...
  380. Ahhhh by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
    To quote (paraphrase?) the illustrious Dave Barry:

    "I think I speak for all sober and right-thinking people everywhere when I say: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

  381. Idea by WhiteChocolate42 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does anyone know what prices Hormel charges for bulk shipments of actual SPAM? I'd chip in a few bucks to the "feed Ralsky fund." Let's ensure that he never goes hungry again.

    By the way Alan, good luck tracking down and suing those 300 anonymous internet guys.

  382. If he wants to play... by misterich · · Score: 1

    Well, let me get this straight. He is going to sue us for harrassing us. Clearly a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

    Bring him on. His case is basically centered around a group of "net-fiends" singling him out and inundating him with advertisements--advertisements that he didnt ask for, and at that--they purposefully sought him out to send these advertisements to.

    Therefore, the case is simple. Yes, he has a lawyer. Whoopee. If it is legal for him to run scripts, etc to get our personal information to single us out, how is what has happend to him any different? It's not. Therefore, a simple counter-suit can keep his lawyer well paid. He cannot get us all, after all who amoung us is using real information about themselves on the web anymore?

    His lawsuit will be thrown out, and at the very least, even if it does go to court, he better have decent security on that firewall of his...

  383. what happends when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Altho I do enjoy the poetic justice thoroughly, it is conceivable that he could just move to a new location.

    What happends when he moves... do the next persons that live there suffer for "justice"? ....

  384. Re:So... little time, little money by chip_s_ahoy · · Score: 1

    I don't think so...that would be Fort Smith, Arizona? Doesn't sound right, eh?

  385. To those who defend this SOB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To those who submit the argument that what he is doing is perfectly legal, I submit the counter consideration that millions if not BILLIONS of dollars are spent by companies large and small to deal with this problem. Even ignore the monetary costs of dealing with it, there's the cost of time and attention better spent elsewhere by everyone and is jsut plain disrespectful to their ability to use email the way they want to.

    This guy makes millions at countless cost to others, somehow I really can't find any sympathy for this SOB...

  386. Re:Good for him {{{MISSION ACCOMPLISHED}}} by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This got modded Informative?? Are you moderators on crack?! "Let it be known that it's not safe to support a spammer"??

    Encouraging the guy not to pursue the case is one thing, but taking actions like this against a //lawyer// is tantamount to suicide!

  387. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Suppafly · · Score: 1

    If we had no business mail (junk mail) at all I would absolutely hate to see the price we would have to pay to mail a letter. Business mail generates probably the largest source of revenue for the US Postal Service and thereby keeps your costs down.

    I love how people keep perpetuating that myth. Do you honestly believe that if there were no business mail that our postage would go through the roof? Making a rough estimate that business mail is in the neighborhood of 90% of the mail that goes through the system, its pretty easy to see that the majority of the expensive infrastructure of the mail system is necessitated by the need to deliver business mail. With out all of the business mail, the mail system would get very little usage at all and require very little infrastructure to work.

  388. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Suppafly · · Score: 2

    Yet the dim bulb is calling a lawyer to file and civil lawsuit instead of a criminal one.


    You've obviously never taken law 101 or the highschool equivilent. Otherwise, you'd realize that a private citizen can't just up and file a criminal lawsuit. Criminal cases involve individuals being prosecuted by the state. The very nature of his problem is that he wants relief from an individual so his recourse is to file a civil lawsuit or to complain to some state agency in the hopes that they will file a criminal lawsuit against the other people.

    Secondly, this is not mail fraud at all seeing as no one has been defrauded of anything.

  389. Michigan Computer Law by gomaroons · · Score: 1

    Or ask the Michigan attorney general to pursue criminal charges under Michigan's Computer Law, MCLA 752.791 et seq.

    http://www.michiganlegislature.org/mileg.asp?pag e= getObject&objName=mcl-Act-53-of-1979

    Section 4 of this act seems to fit Ralsky's conduct precisely, but the section 2 definition of aggregate amount might be difficult, as the AG would have to prove that victims suffered financial losses. But look at section 7 - if enough financial losses were proved this guy could be looking at a felony...

    Oh yeah, IANAL (thank god)

  390. Blood for Blood by cyberjessy · · Score: 1

    Alrite guys ..... now lets hit him at his weakness, with our strengths

    His weakness -
    1. Spammers aren't geeks. His knowledge abt computer security is probably as good as a chimpanzee's.
    2. He uses Internet explorer (unpatched)
    3. He uses MS Outlook

    Our strengths -
    1. We are aware of all outlook holes
    2. Most of the IE holes.

    SO...lets mail him the latest viruses, something that will wipe out his h-drive. Or maybe a trojan we can use to remotely login and clear his entire network.

    I m talking abt a pro-active approach here. Blood for blood. Eye for eye.

    In case you americans are too scared to do this, well ....there are other ppl who could, and would. Im ready to go ....

    --
    Life is just a conviction.
    1. Re:Blood for Blood by Malakye · · Score: 1

      Good plan. Let's all commit crimes to shut down a legal annoyance when 10 more are lined up to take his place. ~ M

    2. Re:Blood for Blood by edgedmurasame · · Score: 1

      ...and there are probably 10 times that many people that will hunt the rest down. Eventually, things will come to a point that he'll get his mail by the truckload everywhere he moves(aside from prison, if he becomes desperate and adds to his criminal record). Then he'll piss off more than just the anti-spam groups, people will complain to keep his presence out because of property values. Any way you see it, he might be the one eventually waving the white flag. Lastly, I'm surprised you even support that spammer (you his low-life lawyer?). -edgedmurasame.

      --
      "Forget the engineers." -Carly Fiorina, briber of MIT Technology Review.
    3. Re:Blood for Blood by edgedmurasame · · Score: 1

      Better yet. Dont destroy his equipment, but look over his network and see where he's sending his spam from - and regularly. I bet a few sysadmins would like to know who's giving their mail servers trouble, and an address to send their "concerns". -edgedmurasame

      --
      "Forget the engineers." -Carly Fiorina, briber of MIT Technology Review.
  391. Re:So... little time, little money by JackMonkey · · Score: 1

    Fort Smith, Arkansas...Arizona is AZ.

  392. What!!! by geekoid · · Score: 2

    "The world today needs some serious work to become even as good a world is was 30 years ago.
    "
    cast your mind back...
    1972...

    Only in the last few years where minorities allowed to ride in the front of a bus.

    Automobiles produceed an ungodly amount of polluntant(There are 4 time as many cars on the roads in LA now, but only half the pollution.

    Children were beaten regularly and this was considered normal (I'm not talking about a swat here)
    It was very near impossible for a woman to get a decent career, and if she did, she ould make half what her male counter part earned.

    Wearing seatbeltsd was almost unheard of.

    we were very close to a nuclear war.

    Now if you go back to the fifties,it gets far worse.

    People are more aware of other now, then they have been for a long time.

    I think you need to stop pining for "the good ol' days and start think about how you can make tomorrow good.

    I suspect you are under 40 and confusing the realities of the early 70's with you fond childhood memories.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  393. Proof! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is proof that if we band together for issues we can make an impact. Yeah yeah it has been out of revenge, but all he has to do is cancel all those catalogs like we try to cancel his damn mailing lists!

    In short here is my immature response to him.

    "Fuck em"

  394. Re:Good for him {{{MISSION ACCOMPLISHED}}} by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And I am sure that none of us would consider anything of the sort. Like Ralsky, we are a law-abiding lot. Like him, we simply wish to exercise our right of freedom of speech.

    I hope the mailman mixes his regular mail in with the unsolicited stuff ... the same way e-spam arrives ... so he has to wade through all of it just to find the personal stuff he's looking for.

    If it wasn't for him and others like him, how would I know when viagara was on sale or whether Wanda Bigcock's webcam is working or not?

    http://www.livepeekshows.net/ (I hope they don't mind a little extra traffic) :-)

    Ralsky has his millions. It's time for him to take an extended vacation / early retirement. Maybe get in some smelt fishing or something.

    Since the people who sent that snail mail didn't act in unison, I think his legal saber rattling isn't going to go very far.He's going to have to take a lot of people to court, one at a time, with little hope of anything more than a cease and desist order to gain.

    Will he sue /. for reporting the story in the Freep, the freep for posting legitimate news or the civil authorities who make public records, well, public? Or will he go after individuals? I don't think he has a decent target here so I don't think he's going to sue anybody for anything. We are, after all, also simply exercising our legal rights. We can hide behind the same laws he does.

    I don't know who came up with the idea of sending him snail mail in abundance, but it looks like a lot of individuals have endorsed the concept and it also sounds like the first tactic to actually get his attention. I know that "click here to unsubscribe" has NEVER worked for me. Now he can send each catalog mailer a request to be dropped off their mailing list only to find that his name has been sold to 15 more like we find when we try to unsubscribe from the spam lists.

    Hey Ralsky ... I didn't send you a single thing. But I find it deeply amusing that others did. Byte me.

    I'd hold off on Harrison until he actually files something with the court. I suspect that all he is going to do is lighten Ralsky's wallet for a while before telling him to buckle down and deal with it.

    I feel his pain. Now, it's his turn to feel mine.

  395. Re:For sure? Yes. For long? Maybe not :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if an attorney does a potty job for a client, they can usually get paid. I don't think Harrison is going to take this anywhere useful to Ralsky.

  396. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    compassion dun work in this world anymore

    help someone being attacked? you'll prolly get hurt yourself and then get sued

    help someone with a flat on a country road? chances are it's a setup and u'll be robbed

    help someone in the street with some change? take care someone doesn't swipe your wallet while it's out

    someone ask you the time? careful they don't bonk you on the head when you look down at your watch.

  397. Santa Tracking by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    Uh... Look again at the article linked to. At the top, he talks about the spammer.

    At the bottom, he points to FedEx tracking of Santa. Someone sent a letter to Santa via FedEx so could track where they sent it to.

    A quick Google shows that they sent it to a location where it is known that Santa will arrive on the day after the fortnight before Christmas. So the letter got there early in case it had to wait for him to arrive -- but he apparently is ready and waiting.

  398. If SPEWS applied to snail mail... by melonman · · Score: 2

    But what about all the sollicited post in his area? I mean, several tons of junk mail a day doesn't just affect one person, it could put the postman's back out, or break the suspension on the van, or fill up the sorting office, and then all the other Post Office users will suffer too, and in the end people will board up their post boxes and only accept letters from people they know and it will be the end of life as we know it.

    Surely what he should do is ask his post office not to deliver any shrinked-wrapped mail to anyone in his entire postcode range until the /. campaign is halted. And if his neighbours don't like it, they should exercise their right to move house.

    I know, I know, it's a stupid idea, it's just that it sounds a lot like SPEWS to me...

    --
    Virtually serving coffee
  399. Quick solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just buy whatever he wants to sell with a pre-cancelled check^H^Hque.

  400. Win-Win for us by Felinoid · · Score: 2

    If he wins he opens the door for "Spam as harrasment" lawsutes.
    If he loses this opens the door for an industry of spamming spammers.
    I want to sell spam target lists of spammers to postal mass marketers who can spam the spammers offering postal service.

    --
    I don't actually exist.
  401. New protocal answer(continued) by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    I wanted to respond to a thread on the preveous story but it's gone into archive mode.

    Basicly it's a suggestion "Hay let's update the standard to secure email"
    "We have the standard larg ISPs just won't use it"

    Actually it's a combo of issues.
    Secure email uses encryption technology that was illegal to export. Hah.. Secure athentication for incomming and outgoing email.
    Most email software don't support it.
    The restrictions are gone but the software is intenched.
    Email devices and preinstalled software generally don't support it.
    MAPS tried to force ISPs to fix this. Orbs as well.
    But the defect is nessisary to support custummers around the world.
    It would be nice if however sendmail permitted setting or disabling secure email on a user by user basis.
    (Fluffy and Joe are insecure so if sender clames to be fluffy or joe then go ahead else send nothing if not secure.)

    --
    I don't actually exist.
  402. Tracking by tacocat · · Score: 1

    I read the Freep article and it appears that he has centralized all his top level efforts into one location, his home, via a T-1 installation

    Would it now be possible to sniff his network and identify the servers that he is talking to (Southfield et al) and then determine the locations that he is using to relay the email through via his own outbound traffic. At this point you should be able to identify the IP domains that are going to send you spam, before they get the message to send the spam.

    Or at least be able to identify signature characteristics that you can then block ahead of their arrival and relay back to his source address. An example might be to identify every forged Envelope or Header Sender address as they exit the top tier and have that information available for lookup at the recipient end similar to RBL/Razor. At this point, you would be able to tag that identified user (SuzyQ132@yahoo.com or whatever) and route all incoming mail from that user back to his postmaster@domain.tld as an undeliverable message or access denied.

  403. I use a paving brick by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    It's so much more satisfactory knowing that they're paying to receive a nice, solid paving brick than a flimsy sheet of paper. And if they repeat offend, I use a real brick. I've not had to use a Besser Block or paving slab yet, but I'm sure the day will come. (-:

    You have to be rich, though. It takes a lot of glue to be sure the reply-paid envelope (or ReturnToSender with addressee suitably obliterated) stays attached to a paving brick. And about half a day for it to dry.

    --
    Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
  404. Another "Alan Ralsky", .... meet Paula Betterly by Mujubanga · · Score: 1

    I think "Paula Betterly" is in bed with Alan.

    This story was posted on the Wall Street Journal site on Nov 13. Unfortunately I can't link the story anymore, as they've tucked it away within their member archive.

    Luckily I saved the html from the page in anticipation of this.

    For Bulk E-Mailer, Pestering
    Millions Offers Path to Profit

    By MYLENE MANGALINDAN
    Staff Reporter of THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

    DUNEDIN, Fla. -- The sun was setting on Laura Betterly's six-bedroom house as she reviewed a pair of outgoing e-mail messages one last time. Satisfied, she moved her cursor to the "send" icon and clicked.

    "It's that simple," Ms. Betterly said triumphantly, swiping her palms. She had just dispatched e-mail messages to 500,000 strangers. Half saw the subject line: "Don't miss your chance to win 2002 Lexus RX300." The other half saw: "Win a trip to Nascar!"

    Ms. Betterly's messages joined the roughly two billion other unsolicited commercial e-mails that hit in-boxes around the world every day. The company she runs from her home, Data Resource Consulting Inc., sends out as many as 60 million such messages a month. That puts the 41-year-old single mother in the most hated breed on the Internet. She sends spam.

    "I'm just trying to make a living like everyone else," says Ms. Betterly. Her e-mail marketing operation, she says, allows her to raise her children, Chris, 10, and Craig, 11, and to spend quality time with them. "You can call me spam queen, I don't really care. As long as I'm not breaking any laws, you don't have to love me or like what I do for a living."

    Bulk e-mailers, as some spammers prefer to be called, are so unpopular that 26 states have banned their messages one way or another. Internet-service providers try to run them off their systems. Technology start-ups with products to filter out spam are attracting lots of venture capital. Consumer groups are pressuring the Federal Trade Commission and Congress to regulate bulk e-mail. Currently, there are no federal laws regarding spam, although the FTC has cracked down on spam that is fraudulent.

    There is more of it than ever. Unsolicited messages made up 36% of all e-mail on the Internet in August, up from 8% a year ago, estimates Brightmail, an antispam-software maker whose statistics are often cited by legislators who want to outlaw spam. Antispammers are most outraged by unscrupulous bulk e-mailers who clog in-boxes with promotions for pornography or dubious get-rich-quick schemes and weight-loss plans.

    Cottage Industry

    While there are large companies that send unsolicited commercial e-mail, most of the hundreds of people who make up the industry are small-business people and entrepreneurs such as Ms. Betterly. A look at Ms. Betterly's business shows why bulk e-mailers, and spam, keep multiplying.

    She and three friends started Data Resource Consulting with $15,000 six months ago. Ms. Betterly quickly discovered that she could make a profit if she got as few as 100 responses for every 10 million messages sent for a client, and she figures her income will be $200,000 this year. She has a flexible schedule that allows her to enjoy her children and the 5,000-square-foot home, with a pool, that she shares with them and a roommate.

    She isn't breaking any laws. California, Washington and Virginia are among the states with laws that prohibit unsolicited commercial e-mail in some form. Florida, where Ms. Betterly lives, has no such law.

    Ms. Betterly says she follows a lot of the rules laid out by most of the state laws: She doesn't forge or falsify the message headers; she doesn't use a third-party company's Internet address or domain name unknowingly; she lets people opt out or unsubscribe to future mailings. Still, she doesn't put a specific label ("ADV" for advertisement) at the beginning of her subject lines, which some state laws require.

    Ms. Betterly says she refuses to send e-mails about adult fare, because it "disgraces society." She won't take jobs from clients selling products she doesn't think are legitimate. And she only sends bulk e-mails to people who have indicated at some time that they want to hear more about certain products or offers. People do that, some unwittingly, when they sign up for free e-mail accounts or create chat-room identities or buy products online. Many Web sites ask users whether they are interested in receiving marketing offers and ask them to check -- or, more likely, uncheck -- an obscure little box if they don't want to receive that kind of e-mail.

    Not Really Spam

    Because Ms. Betterly's e-mails aren't, in the strictest sense, unsolicited, she doesn't consider them spam. So she isn't breaking any rules when she sends hundreds of thousands of messages through, say, WorldCom Inc., one of her many service providers. WorldCom, like most providers, has an antispam policy. "Sending unsolicited mail messages, including, without limitation, commercial advertising and informational announcements, is explicitly prohibited," WorldCom's policy says.

    Even though she tries not to e-mail people who have expressly indicated, on one Web site or another, that they don't want unsolicited messages, recipients do often complain. While some unscrupulous spammers ignore people who ask to be removed from a list, Ms. Betterly says she complies if anyone e-mails back an "unsubscribe" command, sends "opt out" instructions or otherwise asks not to receive future messages.

    "What we do for a living is not a bad thing. We're not horrible," she says.

    The company that hired Ms. Betterly to send the Lexus RX300 and Nascar trip e-mails was wfsDirect Inc. Based in Omaha, Neb., wfsDirect has been selling what it calls "online marketing services" since 1999. The company compiles consumer profiles for other companies that use them for e-mail pitches of their own. It gets information for the profiles by sponsoring e-mail sweepstakes for big prizes. To be eligible for the prize, an e-mail recipient goes to a wfsDirect Web site to fill out a survey that asks for the person's name, address, income and other personal details.

    In other words, this round of spam was a fishing expedition designed to catch names for future rounds of spam.

    Ms. Betterly was hired to send out the 500,000 messages, which wfsDirect composed. She negotiated a commission of 75 cents for every completed survey returned and 10 cents for every incomplete survey.

    The Lexus and Nascar messages went to mail-server computers in Berkeley, Calif., that spent two hours shooting them around the U.S. Two days later, 275 people had opened the messages. Only 65 completed the surveys, generating just $40 for Ms. Betterly, who says her costs for sending out the messages totaled $250.

    'Horrible' Rate

    The response rate of 0.013% was "horrible," Ms. Betterly says. A great response rate for Ms. Betterly would be a disaster for a paper-junk mailer, which expects a typical response of about 2%. Depending on what she's pitching, Ms. Betterly says she can break even at a rate as low as 0.001%. It all depends on the commission she negotiates, and she's considering a few jobs that could pay off particularly well: $35 on each sale of a 3D-glasses package; $50 for a mortgage lead; $85 for a cellphone sale.

    Ms. Betterly's database is her most precious asset. She bought and bartered its 100 million e-mail addresses from dozens of places, including companies such as Excite (excite.com), About.com (about.com) and Ms. Cleo's psychic Web site. She can fine-tune e-mail runs, hitting just small-business owners, say, or only golfers or music fans. She can cull out certain addresses, to narrow her geographic target. Like most spammers, she also makes money selling her list to other bulk e-mailers, and she keeps adding to her own list.

    In August, she heard through a contact at a technology firm about the kind of high-quality list spammers dream of: A database of 16 million addresses, gathered legitimately and held by a high-tech company that she won't name. It had been used successfully before, she knew, to send out newsletters. But she couldn't afford the price: $200,000. Working her contacts, she found someone with an equally attractive list and brokered a trade between the two lists' owners. They paid her by letting her keep both lists.

    Ms. Betterly recognized the importance of databases when she went to work as an organizer of music events and corporate parties after her divorce in 2000 and found herself sending bulk e-mail to promote events. As responses poured in, she realized that there might be real money in e-mail marketing if she had a bigger list. "It was like a light," she says. Now, she has one of the biggest lists in the business. "If you have 30 million to 60 million [addresses], you're going to get a certain percentage of [recipients] who think your stuff is cool," she says. "It's a numbers game."

    Ms. Betterly, who has an accounting degree from the New York Institute of Technology, says Data Resource Consulting is a profitable concern -- she won't say how profitable -- that pays handsome salaries to its four full-time employees. Her roommate handles administrative tasks and her fiance is chief operations officer. A friend in Tampa along with her ex-husband keep the company's computers and servers running. Ms. Betterly spends most of her time lining up customers, the beauty-cream makers, software houses and e-mail-list compilers that pay her to send e-mails.

    From the PC in his tidy two-bedroom Tampa apartment, Chris Connell, the company's computer expert, recently launched a large, promising campaign for Ms. Betterly. "New discovery in spam the easy way!" read the subject line on most of the 15.8 million messages he sent out. They promoted antispam software from Triumvirate Technologies Inc. of Pasadena, Calif. In theory, if enough people bought the software and it worked, Data Resource Consulting could go out of business, but Mr. Connell wasn't worried.

    Mr. Connell paced the e-mails -- instructing his computer to send them out in batches of 150 -- to stay under the radar screens of the Internet-service providers he channeled the messages through. It took him more than a week to finish the job.

    On the eighth day, his computer beeped. "Ooooh, I got a sale!" he crowed. There were two messages, one from Triumvirate Technologies, telling Mr. Connell that someone read the spam about the antispam software and bought the product for $57. Under the terms of the contract, Ms. Betterly's company will get 40% of that, or $22.80.

    But the other message was a complaint from WorldCom. A WorldCom customer had reported an "alleged violation" of the company's policy that prohibits spamming. "We request you take whatever measures you deem appropriate which will ensure no further violation will occur," the e-mail from WorldCom said.

    Mr. Connell typed a response: "Problem solved. This guy won't receive anything from us again." He flagged the name of the offended e-mail recipient on Ms. Betterly's list so that person wouldn't be contacted again.

    WorldCom says that if problems with a spammer persist, the company will send increasingly stern notices and eventually cut off service.

    In Data Resource Consulting's six months in business, Internet providers have halted the company's service three times, making it impossible for the company to send e-mail messages over that Internet channel for as long as 30 days. In each case, the provider said the company's e-mails had generated too many complaints from recipients.

    Mr. Connell constantly tinkers with ways to avoid that. He says he has learned to limit the outflow to about one million messages a day and to use multiple Internet services to spread the volume around.

    He also hunts for new ways to get around software that tries to filter out spam and to get people to open his e-mails. He labors over a message's subject line; he's found people are more likely to open e-mail if it appears to be from a real person, so he types his friends' names on "from" lines. "The trick is to make it look personal," he said as he tapped out commands on his computer. "You want to make it look like it comes from the guy in the cubicle down the hall."

    In the first week of the Triumvirate Technologies campaign, 81 orders came through from 3.5 million messages, a 0.0023% response rate. Still, that generated $1,555 in commissions, and Ms. Betterly was pleased. At that rate, she expected to clear about $25,000 in the end.

    Recently Ms. Betterly opened a message from a woman claiming to be the daughter of former Philippines President Joseph Estrada, asking if Ms. Betterly would like to make some money by helping the woman hide $17.3 million in embezzled funds.

    That kind of spam "is why what we do has a bad name," Ms. Betterly says. "People actually fall for this stuff."

    Write to Mylene Mangalindan at mylene.mangalindan@wsj.com

    Updated November 13, 2002 12:34 p.m. EST

    1. Re:Another "Alan Ralsky", .... meet Paula Betterly by Mujubanga · · Score: 1

      Wow, ... nevermind, ... looks like you all beat me to it:

      http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/11/13/1402 02 &tid=111

      I'm glad actually; nice to see fellow minded folks with the same interest in doing something about these spam divas.

  405. Paula's address by Mujubanga · · Score: 1

    In a nod to the "movement" already started here, I've drudged up the following info:

    Laura Betterly
    717 Weathersfield Dr
    Dunedin, FL 34698-7437
    (727)733-5335

    laura@dataresourceconsulting.com

    Enjoy.

  406. Well, if those work... why not these? by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Perhaps these will too...

    Any others...? His pizza shop, local council, garbage collectors? Federal and state attorneys? Local police station? Local Klan offices?
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  407. Un-be-f***ing-lievable! The Bogon's back! by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Ralston's lawyer's technical contact (and ISP) appears to be Alex "Drestin Black" Boge, AKA ABZ899 and Loser Extraordinaire - or possibly some other poor unfortunate with the same moniker. Chew on that, spambots! Chew! Chew! Wanna bet on Ralston's own technical contact? Anyone local to Southfield, MI want to call and ask?

    OBTW...
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  408. Put up a pay-per-view webcam! by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    Can you see his house from yours? Good moneymaking enterprise there (THIS REALLY WORKS!!!!)...

    Also, can you (anonymously) post his licence plates or any other useful details? Pictures would be great, but doing that anonymously might be hard. The names and other details of computery looking service vehicles would be good, too. Keep a log handy for the next story...

    Oh, and tell the local JW and LDS depots that they need to visit him. Regularly.

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  409. Another modest proposal by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    If he has no cameras, anonymise and print out all of the spam you get, seal it with dilute Liquid Nails, and occasionally stick it to his house in the dead of night. Starting with the front door. Return to sender...

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  410. You'd like `The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress' by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    by Robert Anson Heinlen

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  411. A step up by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2

    Look, these clubs (NAMBLA, Natzi Party, Taliban, KKK, and the Rosie O'Donnel Fan club) are a step up for ralksy.

    They have standards, they would not let such low life scum join.

  412. They're after a million... by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    ...and had 103,000 as at today.

    Unsurprisingly, you can get there by typing "aol cds" into Google and clicking "I'm Feeling Lucky".

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  413. I don't know why, but... by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Better still, go to your local Scientologist "personality assessment" centre, fill one in using his name (remember to act rich and stupid) and let them spam and sue each other!


    Scientologists and spammers - a marriage made by Moonies!

    ...that really spanged my wazzometer! (-:

    My sister and I visited one of said centers together, a very long time ago (OTToMH, maybe 17 years) while we were killing some time down town waiting for an appointment. I scanned the questions like I'd been told not to, and it was pretty obvious that they were after totally ruthless mercenaries. No problem, donned my ruthless-mercenary personality and answered away. Nearly finished the damn thing as well, which alarmed them no end. They marked it, came back and said in awed tones, `You did really well, actually, but we still think we can help you...' my sister, the bleeding heart (bless hers) was in tears and had scored really badly. They gave her a book - she was crying so hard they couldn't bear it - and ushered both of us out again. I read the book, and it looks like a poor copy of Transactional Analysis.

    Buy a cheap paperback called What do you say after you say hello? by Eric Berne and you'll know more than at least the first $50,000 of their courses will ever teach you - except about being a ruthless mercenary, of course.

    I have a mate who has all of their course materials, E-meter, forbidden one-at-a-time-in-locked-room tapes, the lot. Amazing stuff. If you admitted to doing some of the things they insist that you do, the authorities would lock you in a padded room before a squirrel buried you. Shriners look jober as a sudge by comparison.

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  414. Atrocious is right! by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    The guy's name is Mandy.

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  415. Re:I *can* believe rational people support this! by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2

    It is a disproportionate response. Because you have to delete some emails each day that takes you all of a few minutes, the appropriate response is to totally shut down one particular spammer's ability to read his own relevant physical mail by ensuring he must sift through thousands of pieces each day? That is absurd.

    You're right! Millions of people having the utility of their email diminished and having to go through the trouble of finding out which messages are real (and which ones are really trying to look "real") is in no way balanced by a person who is responsible for the misery having to go through some extra physical mail himself. He should, in fact, be receiving millions of letters, phone calls, and knocks on the door each day for the response to be much more proportionate to the damage he causes.

    I'm sure he is receiving several orders of magnitude less than what he is dishing out. And you know what? If a federal law was created that required spammers to list their primary business address and phone number as part of their advertisements, you can bet that this whole spam problem would take care of itself very quickly.

    In short, spammers play a very stupid game. What is it, they expect 9 out of every million emails sent to actually result in a sale? Now, what are the chances, after emailing just one million people, that you find a lunatic who really really hates this behavior? And what are the chances, after mail bombing the same millions of people over and over and over and over, without stop, that a sizable portion of them would grow resentful? Would want to take action? Its just a matter of time.

    If the game is 9 one-time sells in a million annoyances which build over time, it is a scorched-earth approach that is credible in the long-term.

    2. It is in fact illegal. Impersonating someone else in order to sign them up to receive mail is mail fraud.

    Now what kind of behavior could enrage and motivate a large number of people to commit mail fraud, without so much as a second thought? Right. The scorched earth marketing approach, isn't it?

    1. It is environmentally irresponsible in the extreme. All that paper is being wasted because you don't like clicking a mouse 20 more times a day? Seems more than a little selfish.

    Two responses. All that paper is being wasted because millions of people don't like clicking a mouse 20 more times a day? Yup. Sounds like a bargin, actually.

    The other response would be that the scorched earth policy has so enraged these people, it superceedes their environmental beliefs. Amazing how a continual pissing-off campaign against consumers will do that, huh?

    Why should the reverse spammers have the right to use companies' resources and the resources of the public postal service to further their own agenda? Isn't this just what you accuse Ralsky of doing when he "steals bandwidth"?

    I think that is the point. He does it. He gets away with it. The people say, "this really is the best way to express ourselves." It contrasts, interestingly, with one man using computers to send unwanted messages to millions. Instead, you have an approach where a number of people use computers to send a number of unwanted messages to one person.

    5. It is totally ineffective. If you have a complaint about receiving spam, take it up with your elected officials. THEY are the ones to stop it. So long as money can be made in this entirely legal business, no matter how annoying it is, there will always be someone who spams. If not Ralsky, then someone else.

    Spamming is totally ineffective too, isn't it? I mean, what is accomplished by pissing off millions of people in order to get at the gullible 9?

    Really, I think this will be a self-correcting behavior in the long term. The resentment they create in these one-time sells will build and build. The number of people affected by this spam will build. As the pressure increases, the number of people who are pushed 'over the border' will increase. (Remember, we are talking about MILLIONS of people here. Just like you have 9 who'll buy, you'll have 100 who are resentful.) If those 100 people go away, they will be replaced by another 100. And 200. And 300. And far more.

    Spam is just not credible in the long-term. Really, this entire episode has given me a lot of empathy for the anti-spam groups. I realize that, in the long term, they've got credibility. That, and the story is entertaining.

  416. What? by BillX · · Score: 1

    He's not on my Special Friends list yet?

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  417. With any luck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...his property has just drastically reduced in value.

  418. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by mellonhead · · Score: 1


    It employs some six million people and generates more than 12 billion dollars per year.

    The US Census webpage shows that there are 288,653,483 Americans. Take that number and divide by 6,000,000 and you get 48.10. I have a very hard time believing that 1 out of every 48 Americans is a telemarketer.

  419. So, Ralsky wants to litigate? by jcr · · Score: 2

    Suppose 10,000 people all filed lawsuits against Ralsky in small-claims court, each in his own local jurisdiction.

    If he doesn't show up, you'll get a default judgement, which you can then sell to a bill collector.

    Hmm... 10,000 * $500 judgment = $5 million bucks, = one bankrupt motherfucker.

    Hell, if the clams could bring the IRS to its knees by filing thousands of individual lawsuits, imagine what a lot of annoyed spamees could do to one greasy little insurance fraud perp.

    -jcr

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    1. Re:So, Ralsky wants to litigate? by Malakye · · Score: 1

      They would all be summarily dismissed, with costs to the defendant, and you would all be held in contempt of court and fined. He may even get punitive damages awarded against you, and would at the very least be able to counter-sue each and every one of you for an abuse of process tort. So you'd all be bankrupt and you'd enrich him. Good plan.

      And yes, I am a lawyer. So sue me (even though you'd lose).

      ~ M

    2. Re:So, Ralsky wants to litigate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bull, not in small claims court.

    3. Re:So, Ralsky wants to litigate? by jcr · · Score: 2

      Interesting that you're so certain of what 10,000 courts would do, considering that there have already been several cases of spammees filing suit against spammers and prevailing.

      You may be a lawyer, but I don't think I'd even hire to you to fight a traffic ticket.

      -jcr

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  420. Re:Good for him {{{MISSION ACCOMPLISHED}}} by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't even know what you're tring to say...
    And if I had some mod points, you'd be -1 right now...

  421. Re:I *can* believe rational people support this! by Malakye · · Score: 1
    You are an idiot. You're entire argument comes down to "he does it, so we can too". You ignore the fact that you are doing something illegal while he is not, you are wasting the resources of companies and the postal service fraudulently while he is not, your campaign will be utterly ineffective while his spam is surely not (he is rich, you are not), and that disabling someone's physical mail service is a disproportionate response to having to click a button a few times a day.

    I directed my comments at rational people. You are not one. And to the mod who labelled this a troll post, remember that even nerds can sometimes disagree without being disagreeable. If you don't agree with what I had to say, then argue with me, but don't just label me a troll because you don't like what I said. People who don't appreciate the vast efforts that are being taken wasted and used in a fradulent and illegal way must be trolls? Get a grip.

    ~ M

  422. Heh... by LordMyren · · Score: 1

    No jury in the world would convict me!!

  423. Re:I *can* believe rational people support this! by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2

    You are an idiot. You're entire argument comes down to "he does it, so we can too".

    Actually, I'm not. My entire argument comes down to, "spamming is ultimately self-defeating and is not a long-term credible activity in its current form". Its all in the numbers. Just like the profit from spamming is.

    You ignore the fact that you are doing something illegal while he is not...

    I am doing something illegal? I thought you were interested in making a rational argument. I haven't done anything, so I'm a little confused here why you're striking out at me here? Help me understand.

    I directed my comments at rational people. You are not one. And to the mod who labelled this a troll post, remember that even nerds can sometimes disagree without being disagreeable.

    You mean disagree without being agreeable, yes?

    If you don't agree with what I had to say, then argue with me, but don't just label me a troll because you don't like what I said.

    But I thought you just got through calling me an idiot and saying I was not a rational person? You're not making much sense here, but I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt.

    Listen, the case I am making is this. They've found a new form of marketing. This form of marketing is unique in that the cost per person is extremely low. However, both due to its content (in trying to impersonate "real" email) and its overwhelming volume (because the cost per person is so low), it is also unique in that it is significantly more irratating to the average person.

    Say, for example, a car goes down a neighborhood street and spews commercial offers from a bullhorn. "Free speech! Perfectly legal!", one would say. (For the sake of argument, let's say that it IS perfectly legal.) That, in itself, is annoying. However, if it is only one car, in one city, and it isn't covering the same stretch of road over and over, they're likely to be able to continue their behavior.

    Actually, in my city, we've got this freak on a bicycle who does this (by pulling a large advertisement banner behind him) and ties up traffic. His behavior is annoying.

    Now, what is this mobile car with an audio bullhorn actually turned out to be really cheap and really fast? All the sudden, they're swarming the entire city. People are constantly being bombarded by these marketing messages, all perfectly legal. Why, a common stretch of road would get about twenty of these a day. Some would get more, some would get less.

    As this activity, resentment builds. People may find their own 'creative solutions' to dealing with the problem. And considering the size of the city being bombarded, let's say a million people, you're going to find some people who are creative with their solutions. Sure, some quite illegal.

    My personal belief is that, after some period of time, either people are going to make it so terribly uncomfortable for these roving spammers, or the government is going to step in and do something. The reason is that this behavior is not credible in the long-term. The model simply doesn't work.

    So, what you are seeing here, a counter-spam, is only a natural progression of a non-credible system working itself out. Quite logical and predictable. Illegal? Depends on what they are doing, I suppose. Some legal, some certainly not, I'd hazard to guess.

    But utterly predictable and obvious behavior. I would imagine that it would intensify from here.

  424. Nope by Steve+B · · Score: 2

    Several states have specific anti-spam laws, and the applicability of the federal junk-fax law remains to be definitively determined. You might lose, but the case can't be thrown out or penalized as frivolous.

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    1. Re:Nope by Malakye · · Score: 0

      Want to bet?

      ~ M

  425. Re:I *can* believe rational people support this! by Steve+B · · Score: 2
    You're right! Millions of people having the utility of their email diminished and having to go through the trouble of finding out which messages are real (and which ones are really trying to look "real") is in no way balanced by a person who is responsible for the misery having to go through some extra physical mail himself. He should, in fact, be receiving millions of letters, phone calls, and knocks on the door each day for the response to be much more proportionate to the damage he causes.

    If you want exact proportionality, I like a proposal by a friend of mine. Spammers should be imprisoned in a cell with a computer. The computer would receive a flood of spam, and the spammer would "just hit delete". Every so often, the computer would recieve a legitimate message informing the spammer that he would be let out for a meal, excersize break, potty break, etc. If the spammer accidentally deleted one of those messages, he'd miss that meal (or whatever). Of course, some of the spam would be disguised to look like the legitimate messages (just like "on the outside").

    The sentence would end when the spammer deleted a number of messages equal to the spam e-mails he sent or caused to be sent.

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  426. Re:I *can* believe rational people support this! by Steve+B · · Score: 1
    you are wasting the resources of companies and the postal service fraudulently while he is not

    In Malakye's world, ISPs are Glorious People's Collective Communes.

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  427. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The loss of such important concepts like empathy, compassion,...

    Aren't you forgetting the "compassionate conservatives" in the white house?

    By the way GWB can eat a dick... wait a minute, that should have been under the control of a Dick (Cheney).

  428. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by TekPolitik · · Score: 2

    Yet the dim bulb is calling a lawyer to file and civil lawsuit instead of a criminal one.

    It might also make out the tort of deceit, and collectively (but not individually) the tort of nuisance. He might at least be able to get past summary judgement.

  429. You're a friend of a "spam king"? by alizard · · Score: 2
    I only suggested that you post his contact information for the benefit of the online community, so that we can let him know how much we appreciate his efforts.

    A spammer is essentially a declared enemy of humanity with his only justification being that of profit. Is he the moral equal of a terrorist or pedophile or kiddie pornographer? I assume a spammer would sell kiddie porn or commit terrorist acts instead of spamming if he thought he could get away with it and there was more money than in kiddie porn or terror.

    In fact, if your friend is a mega-spammer, he probably is spam-promoting kiddie porn regardless of what he's telling you. Presumably, the people who sell the hot young Lolita ads pay in cash and on time. Is he promoting terrorism? That probably depends on whether or not any terrorists have offered him money to do this or not. Has he showed you his customer lists? Than how do you know what he does and doesn't do? You're taking his word for it?

    If you willingly associate with people like that, I'm glad I'm not your friend.

    1. Re:You're a friend of a "spam king"? by xtremex · · Score: 1

      I have seen his lists...He showed them to me..more "regular" businesses people spam than porno places...I am not about to go on a diatribe defending this guy. I personally was never on an anti-spam crusade.Would he take money from terrorists? WHo knows? Would you? If they paid you enough? Why do people assume he WOULD do porn or support al-qaeda? And in my book, he is not doing anything morally wrong. There are more important things to crusade against.

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  430. Other addresses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People have posted the snail an email addresses, what about ip address for his "server farm"?

    I wonder if he has an "abuse@spammer.com" address? That would be funny, eh.

  431. Re:HAIKU: Annoy a spammer, cost them money. by AoT · · Score: 1

    i go to the local book store, take all of the subscription cards i can find and write haiku on them, then drop them in the mail.

  432. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ugh!! people like this need some good solid time with a nice hard math book, and a few good linux boxen. :) I luv my life...

  433. Confirmation practices by driehuis · · Score: 2

    For email opt-in, it's pretty easy. You send the subscribee a confirmation mail containing a random number string, and if they send it back (just hit 'reply' and quote the whole thing) they're confirmed.

    There's a snag here. Some systems out there on the Internet allow users to set "out of office" notifications. Said systems are not always intelligent enough to notice that their "response" is not to a human.

    The generally accepted best practice is to offer both a "click here to confirm" link, and "reply to this message, keeping just the line that starts with 'subscribe' if you don't have web access". There are too many systems out there that will tickle the return address without user intervention.

    Some spammers are dumb as bricks, and think their audience is of the same mental composition.

    I loved the message that asserted that "you" opted in from IP address 10.0.0.12. Who was this "you"? A guy called "MAILER-DAEMON@example.com. Yeah right, that convinced me that Mailer daemon subscribed to the penis enlarger info. My Mailer Daemon doesn't even _have_ a penis, dunno about theirs.

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    1. Re:Confirmation practices by psamuels · · Score: 1
      There's a snag here. Some systems out there on the Internet allow users to set "out of office" notifications. Said systems are not always intelligent enough to notice that their "response" is not to a human.

      Very good point. The opt-in mail should be sent priority 'bulk' meaning it's a form letter - perhaps that will prevent these vacation programs from auto-replying. But you're right, it's far from certain.

      The generally accepted best practice is to offer both a "click here to confirm" link, and "reply to this message, keeping just the line that starts with 'subscribe' if you don't have web access".

      That would work. Or something like "simply reply to this message, quoting this text, but add the word CONFIRM to the subject line."

      I loved the message that asserted that "you" opted in from IP address 10.0.0.12. Who was this "you"? A guy called "MAILER-DAEMON@example.com. Yeah right, that convinced me that Mailer daemon subscribed to the penis enlarger info. My Mailer Daemon doesn't even _have_ a penis, dunno about theirs.

      Remember the original meaning of the word daemon - maybe you do have one in your mail system somewhere, and it does have a penis, and wants a bigger one.

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  434. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
    Bear in mind that the telemarketing "industry" always counts any salesperson on the end of a telephone as a telemarketer.

    My next door neighbour is a "telemarketer". She sits in a call center all day *receiving* phone calls from pensioners who have just received prescriptions and want her employer to fill them. She calls herself a telemarketer, the industry calls her a telemarketer, and the rest of the world calls her a salesperson or an operator or half a dozen things that are not "telemarketer".

    Any time you pick up the phone to call a company's consumer sales line, you're trying to get through to what the industry refer to as a telemarketer. And, with this misuse of the English language, the TMA can get away with all manner of sophestry. Did you know that most people appreciate the services of telemarketers? Did you know most people want to talk to them? And did you know that six million people are employed by the telemarketing industry and that it generates 12 billion dollars in revenues every year?

    Just as long as you realise they're not talking about AT&T/MCI, Crapital One, and the fucking Cop's Charidy Baseball Game Fund...

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  435. All he has to do is ... by mjtg · · Score: 1

    ... figure out how to attach a Bayesian filter to his letterbox.

    1. Re:All he has to do is ... by sethstorm · · Score: 0

      That would only make his situation worse, since it'd block all mail, and he'd get no replies to mail he sends. That'd only be better on our side. ;)

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  436. What about telemarketers calling him ? by clarkie.mg · · Score: 2

    Hey let's go further, let's give his phone number to telemarketers. He is a supposed millionaire, I am sure he would be delighted to receive wonderful business opportunities by phone.

    I'm sure some slashdot reader knows someone who can insert him in some databases of people to "telemarket".

    Oh wait, why not sell his information. After all, others do it every day otherwise I wouldn't receive those calls for a security for my house.

    (Sorry if this post is redundant, I haven't read all the posts)

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  437. Re:Good for him {{{MISSION ACCOMPLISHED}}} by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Got sarcasm?

  438. Re:Don't forget to share the joy with Laura Better by jbayes · · Score: 1

    I clicked on the above link, and glanced at the story...I could have sworn it said, "There are human feces behind the direct marketing campaigns..."

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  439. UK? Let the junk mail senders pay for YOUR letters by CowboyBob500 · · Score: 1

    If you live in the UK, you know those postage paid envelopes that you get with the junk? Just cut out the top corner with the license number and stuff on and stick it you your normal letters as a stamp. The company has already paid for it so this is perfectly legal.

    Bob

  440. The "dead planet" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody knows that the "dead planet" was severely bombarded by the borg with melting meteorites during the astro date 201939102.123 because its citizens refused to comply with the Borg plan for terrorism, after inspectors found "mustard gas" in the craters of the planet. The beautiful craters and valleys of the "dead planet" which were its major tourist attraction, were badly damaged with the bombing then.

    next or previous

  441. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Posted by UncleRomulus, official registration in progress. I'm no anonymous coward!)

    I don't know if it's mail fraud or not. Remember that selling (or giving) someone's address to bulk snail-mailers is not illegal. DMA members do it all the time. It might be illegal, though, to represent oneself as Ralsky to get him onto a mailing list.

    Not legal advice, I am not an attorney.

    If Ralsky does sue anyone and the defense lawyers want a complete file of Yellowsun01.com spams (for which Ralsky is believed responsible), I still have a file on that. I keep good records on spammers who get my attention.

  442. Re:Worse yet, get Jehova's witness' to come visit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, many people find the Witnesses annoying.

    Interesting, though, are the free speech rights they have helped enforce not only here in the U.S. (recently here USA Today and here
    Freedom Forum web site), but also around the world.

  443. Re:mormons? jehovah's witnesses? hare krishnas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, many people find the Witnesses annoying.

    Interesting, though, are the free speech rights they have helped enforce not only here in the U.S. (recently here USA Today and here
    Freedom Forum web site), but also around the world.

  444. HAHAH What a TOOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few comments on this. 1. It might be illegal to misuse the Federal Mail system in USA, but if you arent from the USA .. WHO CARES :) he's got sweet FA chance of tracking you down or having you busted for it. Infact I wonder if he's interested in some ads we have down here in Australia :D.. not that I'd bother signing him up to him as you folks seem to have done a fine enough job to cause the baby to cry .. so to speak. I get SHITLOADS of spam a week (30 odd emails).. its bastards like Alan Ralsky that make ME waste time in my day, simply to delete shit he's sent me. Oh .. and Hacking of Mail servers is a worldwide crime .. so he can be in shit if traced back .. so lets hope the FBI knock on his door real soon. I have traced back and reported a number of spammers to their ISPS, and most have either had accounts terminated with their ISP, or info passed on to the FBI.. After all 95% of spam comes from overseas. Alan Ralsky I hope you get your equipment taken from you.. You are prolly that sick bastard distributing child porn links that I get all TOO often and report.

  445. "NOT HARASSMENT"? Bulls**t! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My response to all those warm-hearted, kind, loving, caring, yet misunderstood business that have "great purchasing opportunities": Piss off!

    When I, or any other internet user in this world wants "great purchasing opportunities", we'll come looking for them. Just because somebody has something they are trying to palm off doesn't give them the f**king RIGHT to jew-peddle my personal e-mail addresses and fill it up with crap. If I want something from you, I'll opt-in, you will not opt me in for myself. Until you worthless f**ks get this through that thick blockade of stone you call a skull, it's open season on spammers and YOU shall be the first!

  446. Costing Spammers Money by billstewart · · Score: 2

    We had fun last week dissing Alan Ralsky, the spammer that everybody's now signing up for spam. Previous Slashdot articles on harassing spammers point out that Overture.com accepts bids from advertisers for top positions in their search results, and the top three positions get sold on Google, MSN, etc. - So if you search for "bulk email" and click the first couple of links, each one costs the advertiser (who's presumably a spammer) whatever their bid is - typically a few bucks. For some reason, "bulk email" is having a bidding war - today's prices were over $25. The system is designed to detect multiple clickthroughs by the same person (which is why I'm not providing a direct link), but once you've got all those ads for spamware on your screen, you might as well give them the name of a promising lead - like Ralsky...

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  447. Re:Good for him {{{MISSION ACCOMPLISHED}}} by filekutter · · Score: 1

    hmmm, if he succeeded in suing anyone, it would make it possible to sue him...... wouldn't it? :)

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  448. Re:mormons? jehovah's witnesses? hare krishnas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh, i don't dispute their right to be annoying, I'm just suggesting a target for their free speech. ;-)

  449. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, without Direct Marketing the Post Office would be bankrupt. BTW, (to the parent of your post) the USPO is no longer a "Federal Service" it is a private entity (mostly). The mail still has federal protection, but the service is private.

  450. The tolls of a highly technological age by gotr00t · · Score: 1
    I remember back a few years ago, when all internet services required you, as the end user, to pay for their services. I remember when AOL required users to pay for each hour that they used their services. This was back in the early/mid 90's, when advertisements were limited to the realm the media and television. At this time, advertisments on the internet were simply absurd. There were hardly any "free" services at this time, and the very concept of advertisement on the internet was almost absurd.

    Starting in the late 90's, this all started to change. Pretty soon, the number of "free" services skyrocketed. How many of you use Yahoo, or Hotmail? The former survives almost entirely on advertisements in the form of banners on their site while the latter supports itself partially from ads as well. The number of totally free services has exploded due to the high amount of advertisements there are. Many e-businesses survived solely off of ads. This practice is very faulty, as quickly, the number of buyers who responded to the ads declined, and many firms went belly-up due to the lack of ad-buyers. Spam was also "introduced" at this time, as more and more people got e-mail accounts to the extent where everyone who had an internet connection or access to one could get an account.

    The so called free services we use today are funded entirely by ads(even Slashdot), and spam is just another prong on the pitchfork of internet advertisement. Would it be better to just get annoyed by spam and advertisements, or would it be better to shell out cash from your own pocket? For me, I would rather get annoyed by spam, because I remember back when I was a kid, when I had no money at all. The internet was a closed realm for those who had no credit card until the introduction of ads and spam. In a way, these are now fundemental aspects that keep the internet going. After all, how many of you even considered to use the subscribe option in Slashdot to buy ad-free pages?

  451. Another purpose for such a program - the Nigerians by mijok · · Score: 1

    As a matter of fact I've been thinking about something like that to counter the nigerian e-mail scams. It would probably work even more efficiently against them I think. The scammers try to manually keep track of many victims and if they would all of a sudden have a great deal of trouble if they get 2k semi-sensible replies (such as "I might be interested in your business proposal, please give me more information") and have a hard time determining which victims have really fallen for it (and thus they would hopefully fail). Some people of course have fun with fooling the scammers check some examples. The best one was a "scammer scam" where the scammer was persuaded to send 5 g of gold as a sample to the "victim" (so the scammers are not very clever). So creating such a reply-to-scam-and-spam-program might indeed be a very good project for slashdot. Anybody else interested?

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  452. Slashdot bites back by hnoon · · Score: 1

    I don't know if these links have been posted before.

    The BBC mentions slashdot and its role in making Mr. Ralsky's life a junk mail hell.

    A quote in the Detroit Free Press "These people are out of their minds. They're harassing me." The original article on the site is here.

    So in case you were wondering, yes, you're reaching him.

  453. Re:What!!! thank you for exposition! tsarkon. by houseofmore · · Score: 1

    And I get sick of this anti corporate and anti rich people drivel. My health care is paid by the companies I work for, and I've been given generous tips and opportunities by rich folk in this life. I don't buy your gloom and doom terminator 2 movie crap. Everyone I know who is doing well is hardworking and a bit lucky, and they feel lucky because they were endorsed by someone, probably better off than themselves, and this was the inroad to their success. Kissing a little ass and then performing when you get your foot in the door does wonders to one's lifestyle.

    Have you come out to your friends and family yet?

  454. Re:Spam the spammer - ... and write down his name. by hexadeck · · Score: 1
    ...responding to every spam and providing erroneous payment details, mailing details, etc to the companies who want to hawk their products by spam...

    This effort could be combined to the creation of a database grouping and rating (by qty) the companies that uses spam services and their associated friendly SSP (Spam Service Provider), if it can be found. With these info in hand, the now "enlightened" consummer can now choose to boycot, take revenge or at least know who to hate most. ;) ____ "Il faut confronter des idées vagues avec des images claires." -Godard

  455. Re:Spam the spammer - ... and write down his name. by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
    "This effort could be combined to the creation of a database grouping and rating (by qty) the companies that uses spam services and their associated friendly SSP (Spam Service Provider), if it can be found. With these info in hand, the now "enlightened" consummer can now choose to boycot, take revenge or at least know who to hate most. ;) ____ "Il faut confronter des idées vagues avec des images claires." -Godard"

    That is part of what spamcop does.

  456. Re:Spam the spammer - ... and write down his name. by hexadeck · · Score: 1

    I was thinking of a more passive, but displayed way of doing it. A freely browsable directory of companies ordered by annoyance level. Then anyone, even the simplest form of 'pebkac', can know who to target, instead of targeting their isp by default.

  457. Re:curious.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he's got a lot more coming his way than a bunch of junk post, its only just the begining as far as i'm concerned.

    the answer is simple enough to eradicate spam. make a filter for unresolvable email addresses to be automatically trashed before it hits your computer ~ i notice hotmail and similar don't have this... wonder why ("_>

  458. Re:5 years? You are an optimist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the last 5 years I've seen compassion slide downhill. Everyone's obsessed with getting on in the "real world". Abandon caring for others, screw anyone that gets in the way to enter the dog-eat-dog market way. Success is defined financially and not in any other way. Life's no longer about who we are, it's about what we have. First in a financial sense and then w.r.t. status :- an illusionary hierarchy created for the drones.

    I've just created my account, my alias is fragment24.

  459. Small claims? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAL, but as I recall in California lawyers are not allowed in small claims court. For $30 filing fee you can know what court room he will show up in particular day or win your case against him (up to $5000) by default. If it's only $10 in VA...

  460. Heres a way.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Instead of annoying the guy... or, even as many of us here file complaints... Make this story big, make it huge.

    Each and everyone forward website URL's, complaints, information, etc to:

    The O'Reilly Factor
    Oreilly@foxnews.com

    O'Reilly will make sure punishment happens if they get enough mail to attract thier attention to the story.

  461. New spam technology from Ralsky by egork · · Score: 1

    Here is an example of the new technology Ralsky have been talking about.

    Might be a good starting point to think about instaling Linux on my lap-top. Wich was not long before considered as a lot of pain because of proprietary hardware inside (Gericom). But now I'll think again.

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