Ooooo - wonderful idea. Why *should* Microsoft conform to old 'legacy' standards... I for one hope they re-engineer the internet in Bill's image (or Ballmer's). The internet will become a puffy turtle-like entity with only 6 ports - one for the head and tail, and one for each leg. During a virus attack the internet will simply pull its-self into the shell, safe, unless someone turns it on it's back...
a massive generator attached by special gearing and a chain to a set of enviromentalist backpedals. The more they backpedal - the more electricity is produced. Add in a collector for Walter Cronkite's hot air and voila!
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I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress and... try the fish!
Rap won't fade away - they'll kill each other off. It's all part of the new reality entertainment and part of the circuses we'll watch while Rome burns.
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...and everyone would live forever, and no puppies would ever die and Al Gore was president and you had a meaningful relationship... Gosh - then things would just be so swell.
me and a bunch of other iPod owners I don't care if you don't get it. I'll get it.
And to the guy above who whined "I don't wanna pay 99 cents per song - I'd pay 25 cents" shut the hell up. The line in the sand will never be drawn if people keep moving the ground. 99 cents is a start and a damn good one.
But whip out your iPod and... bingo! Girls! Girls! Girls!
All wanting to swirl their red-enameled fingers on my wheel! Wheeeee! Calm down girls - you'll all get a chance!!
*snorful - skriitch!* Wha' ? Musta fell asleep on the bus listening to my iPod again. Where am I... - Hey driver!! Where the hell am I!!? Hey!!
This terrorism thing is a misunderstanding , the sun will burn forever, and, the next version of Microsoft Office will be reasonably priced (and released for Linux).
it would be 'pollution'. You'd get a nasty fine and have to clean it up. There'd also probably be a civil suit from a group of local fishermen who want damages. The tea company that happens to make the brand you used will also take you to court for some sort of defamation. Last - once this hit the press, PETA would picket your house/place of business for abusing fish.
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Ooooo - wonderful idea. Why *should* Microsoft conform to old 'legacy' standards... I for one hope they re-engineer the internet in Bill's image (or Ballmer's). The internet will become a puffy turtle-like entity with only 6 ports - one for the head and tail, and one for each leg. During a virus attack the internet will simply pull its-self into the shell, safe, unless someone turns it on it's back...
that small sized screens were of less use
at 6.8 pounds not too dense,
My screen is bright and quite immense.
It has always been the same old game
my vision suffered just the same
from screens that lacked of quality
to use them showed frivolity
But now I have my new g4
I'll look at tiny type no more
(ok I'll stop now - but I love my 17" PB)
used liquid nitrogen to keep the server from melting when this got posted...
a massive generator attached by special gearing and a chain to a set of enviromentalist backpedals. The more they backpedal - the more electricity is produced. Add in a collector for Walter Cronkite's hot air and voila!
I'll be here all week.
Tip your waitress and... try the fish!
Rap won't fade away - they'll kill each other off. It's all part of the new reality entertainment and part of the circuses we'll watch while Rome burns.
...and everyone would live forever, and no puppies would ever die and Al Gore was president and you had a meaningful relationship... Gosh - then things would just be so swell.
>>nobody'd like to get a firm handshake from a robot... it's scary, you know.
But what if you just sold the robot a used car? How else could you close the deal?
Hail internet explorer on the Mac!
You were first on ten but then again,
please fade away and don't look back.
We'll use Safari and gently say 'Amen'
Puppets with no milk?
heretofore known as ShiVern (think KaZaa)
Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated!!
Give us any chance, we'll take it.
Give us any rule, we'll break it.
We're gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin' it our way.
There is nothing we won't try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there's no stopping us.
We're gonna do it.
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People freaking amaze me.
Say it Brother! Hallelujah!
movie sets up there... and that we just faked it...
signed,
Confused
after a collision of two people....
"you got fidelity in my convenience!"
"no! you got convenience in my fidelity!!"
*both hold up iPods to the camera*
*queue music* (two great tastes that taste great to-get-her!! Apple's iPod music cup!!)
(sorry - go ahead - mod me down)
me
and a bunch of other iPod owners
I don't care if you don't get it.
I'll get it.
And to the guy above who whined "I don't wanna pay 99 cents per song - I'd pay 25 cents" shut the hell up. The line in the sand will never be drawn if people keep moving the ground. 99 cents is a start and a damn good one.
Steve has pretty good taste in music - I think we'll see his touch on the opening set at least...
How'd they type on Star Trek TNG? - couldn't see any keys just a screen and a button... (maybe it was an Apple keyboard)
*to the tune of 'I'm a lumberjack'* (um - kinda - use it as a general guideline)
Yes I'm your man from BSA!
I send out letters ev-ree-day!
My favorite thing I like to find
Are pe-ople with an ax to grind!
They call me with their pirate tales,
So I can help Bill increase saaaales!
...dig the Zen man.
But whip out your iPod and... bingo! Girls! Girls! Girls! All wanting to swirl their red-enameled fingers on my wheel! Wheeeee! Calm down girls - you'll all get a chance!!
*snorful - skriitch!* Wha' ? Musta fell asleep on the bus listening to my iPod again. Where am I... - Hey driver!! Where the hell am I!!? Hey!!
*begin haiku*
my iPod contains,
songs and books-on-tape on tap,
sweet listening pleasure.
*end haiku*
(the only gadget I'm still using 6 months later)
stayed in?? Mine fall out when I chew. It's a great diet aid.
Alcohol and closing time.
whoops - that should begin with, "you probably think"
sorry
This terrorism thing is a misunderstanding , the sun will burn forever, and, the next version of Microsoft Office will be reasonably priced (and released for Linux).
it would be 'pollution'.
You'd get a nasty fine and have to clean it up. There'd also probably be a civil suit from a group of local fishermen who want damages. The tea company that happens to make the brand you used will also take you to court for some sort of defamation. Last - once this hit the press, PETA would picket your house/place of business for abusing fish.