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  1. Re:Time to dust off the old hype. on Got Game? · · Score: 1

    But the web and internet are still here. So perhaps blogs will survive too?

  2. Re:not java on Introduction to PHP5 · · Score: 1

    I agree with the "hacked on thing"

    It's called "object _orientated_" for a reason - not "with objects"

  3. Re:not java on Introduction to PHP5 · · Score: 1

    "php is definately java by any other name"

    I can't see how you think PHP is Java "by any other name" - the whole perspective is different. Java lives for objects - in PHP they're an afterthought.

  4. A macro virus? on World's Largest Virus · · Score: 1

    Set Janeway on it.

  5. Re:How to convince people loss of control is good on Microsoft To Demo 'Palladium' At WinHEC · · Score: 1

    So they'll have to convince Dell then - how are they going to do that?

  6. Re:Whatever on Watching Kids Via Mobile Phone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Picture phones:

    "Let mummy see your face"

  7. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. on Office Depot: Windows XP Apps Must Be Microsoft-Approved · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Now, put all that in a 20kB program with a 5kB installer"

    I think that can be achieved with a grand total of 2 API calls - open the registry key and write it. As far as space, I would guess 500 bytes for string values and perhaps as much as 100 bytes for the code to call it and other integer parameters.

    It's not complicated, mate, and it is probably "ANNOYING" for users when you don't implement this standard interface.

  8. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. on Office Depot: Windows XP Apps Must Be Microsoft-Approved · · Score: 1

    If you put your manual under the start menu, it opens a viewer for the manual. If you put your manual under the help menu, it opens a viewer for the manual.

    What's the difference?

  9. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. on Office Depot: Windows XP Apps Must Be Microsoft-Approved · · Score: 1

    Under the help menu.

  10. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. on Office Depot: Windows XP Apps Must Be Microsoft-Approved · · Score: 1

    And no, I don't know how I managed to spell "no" as "so" twice in a row.

  11. Re:I'm sure everyone's knees will jerk. on Office Depot: Windows XP Apps Must Be Microsoft-Approved · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wish everyone would follow the guidelines. Why the hell would you have a link to the uninstall in the start menu? How often do you have to run the uninstaller? Can't you spend all the three seconds to go to the add/remove applet, and have a cleaner menu. Whenever I write an installer, I just put one icon - a shortcut to the main program - at in the Start/Programs folder - so subfolder, so uninstaller. Just the shortcut. I can't see why anything else is nessecary.

  12. Re:Semen works too! on Male Sweat Makes Women Happy · · Score: 1

    The milk carton on the front suggested ingestion.

  13. Wait for them to go to the theatre on Beep! Beep! You have Broken the Law. · · Score: 4, Funny

    They won't have to turn themselves in

  14. There's nothing special about 64 bit on Are We Not Ready For 64-Bit? · · Score: 1

    There's nothing special about 64 bit. Saying "we're not ready for it" is like saying "we're not ready for 1 GB of RAM". It's just an incremental increase - nothing special.

  15. Re:Prior Art on Browser Cookie Patent · · Score: 1

    If you set the threshold to -1 (how many FPs are above that?) and go right to the end (trial and improvement on the start parameter) you will find that there are at least 27 thousand first posts. You've created something really special here, Malda.

  16. Re:He's dead, Jim. on Rick Berman: Enterprise May Not Suck Next Year · · Score: 1

    Sarcasm, dude. The final frontier.

  17. Re:crazy price... on Military Grade Laptops · · Score: 1

    They say you can easily drop it 1m 54 times. So if you were planning to use it in that kind of enviroment, you would have to take a _lot_ of replacements.

  18. Bad Link on The XFree86 Fork() Saga Continues · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I know I should RTFA before posting, but the link points to http://slashdot.org/TheXFree86Fork()SagaContinues, and that can't be right.

  19. Re:Blowing some Karma... on Bioware Releases Neverwinter Nights Linux Client Beta · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I agree - it's kind of like saying you don't want to use roads, and demmanding that car manafactures design you a car that flies because you refuse to pay road tax.

  20. Re:Cruise Missle into Microsoft?? on Sun 'Calls JBoss bluff' on J2EE compliance · · Score: 1

    No, shurely Mono is "An Open Source [ECMA] compliant Container would be a Cruise Missile right into the Microsoft camp"

  21. Re:Cruise Missle into Microsoft?? on Sun 'Calls JBoss bluff' on J2EE compliance · · Score: 0

    Uhhh, have you heard of Mono?

  22. Re:Why convergence? on Turn Your Monitor Into an HDTV · · Score: 1

    I don't mean to sound snobby, but a few months ago I simply stopped watching TV.

    I was very busy for a week, working almost all the time, so I couldn't watch any TV. At the end of the week I was surprised to find I didn't want to watch anymore.

    Now I can't sit in front of the TV for more than five minutes or so of news without getting bored and thinking what a waste of time.

  23. Re:IT'S IN ENGLISH!!! on Local Root Hole in Linux Kernels · · Score: 1

    "saint paddy's day" is for the Irish you moron. Cox is Welsh.

  24. Re:The problem isn't speed. on Freenet 0.5.1 Released, P2P Network Stabilizing · · Score: 1

    "my 0.02"

    Why do you need to say that?

    It kind of means "in my opinion", but no one was going to think it was a Shakespeare quote or anything.

    _Please_ can people stop doing that?

  25. Re:Mothers and computers on Family Tech Support · · Score: 1

    Nope. I think we managed to draw a line of the screen, though.

    (Also, I fail to see how this is off topic!)