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  1. Re:Forget about editing just old Word and PP on School Regrets Swapping Laptops For iPads · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tablets make a great spoon and terrible kitchen tool. They're good for consuming, but not much else.

    They do, however, make an excellent cutting board.

  2. Re:Forget about editing just old Word and PP on School Regrets Swapping Laptops For iPads · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tablets make a great spoon and terrible kitchen tool. They're good for consuming, but not much else.

  3. Citrix? on School Regrets Swapping Laptops For iPads · · Score: 2

    Stand up a XenApp server and load the Citrix Receiver.

  4. Kindle Paperweight on Amazon Debuts Kindle Paperwhite, Kindle Fire HD In 2 Sizes · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Meh. It's a $200 spoon for Amazon content.

  5. No kidding. Anyone remember... on Windows 7 Is the Next Windows XP · · Score: 0

    Windows Me?

  6. Re:3000 WiFi radios at once ? on US To Drive 3,000 Wi-Fi Linked Vehicles In Massive Crash Avoidance Trial · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..the collisions caused by ~270 devices on the same channell will make that network unuseable.

    With that many collisions, that would make the road pretty much unusable too.

  7. Re:Ann Arbor drivers thinking about dissertations on US To Drive 3,000 Wi-Fi Linked Vehicles In Massive Crash Avoidance Trial · · Score: 1

    And with the forward facing radar, the bastard computers can tailgate you even worse than Ann Arbor drivers!

    Of course, this would render my favorite method of retaliation on a tailgater null - riding my windshield washer for about 1/2 mile.

  8. Re:Ann Arbor drivers thinking about dissertations on US To Drive 3,000 Wi-Fi Linked Vehicles In Massive Crash Avoidance Trial · · Score: 2

    And with the forward facing radar, the bastard computers can tailgate you even worse than Ann Arbor drivers!

  9. Re:Hot Pockets on CERN Physicists Generate Hottest Man-Made Temperatures Ever: ~5.5 Trillion K · · Score: 1

    More like reheated Chinese food. I'd give it about 30 seconds to spontaneously cool to 4 or 5 C.

  10. Re:Really? on Barnes & Noble Cuts Prices on Nook Color, Tablet · · Score: 4, Funny

    One frantic onlooker commented "This makes it much better than that other company's force-feed spoon."

  11. Re:Really? on Barnes & Noble Cuts Prices on Nook Color, Tablet · · Score: 1, Funny

    NEWS FLASH! Barnes and Noble cuts the cost of their content-feeder spoons by 10%. Mass hysteria on the streets!

  12. Flash on Why We Love Firefox, and Why We Hate It · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know it's Adobe's fail, but Flash is still everywhere. When the browser locks up on Flash sites, it is annoying.

  13. Re:Sports Announcer Voice. on On the iPhone and Apple's Meteoric Rise To the Top · · Score: 1

    I'll bring the marshmallows. Who's got the weenies?

  14. Re:Not even the most secure system can prevent tha on RMS Robbed of Passport and Other Belongings In Argentina · · Score: 1

    So, did he use truecrypt?

    No, because he doesn't believe that it's really desirable to have security on a computer.

  15. Support for FPU on Matlab Integrates GPU Support For UberMath Computation · · Score: 1

    At first glance, I thought the subject said "Matlab integrates FPU support...". I was like, "Damn! I can break out the 486 DX again!".

  16. Re:Prequel name votes... on Blade Runner Sequels and Prequels Happening · · Score: 1

    Blade Walker

    Prequel: Blade Crawler
    Sequel: Blade Wheel-Chairer (or Blade Walker)

  17. Re:what's new coke? some old people thing? on Slashdot Launches Re-Design · · Score: 2

    Wasn't new coke some old people thing that happened before the web was invented?

    ROFL! Now go piss off you young twirp.

  18. Re:Not sure about that on Senators Bash ISP and Push Extensive Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    I wish your argument was true, but the bulk of those wallets are attached to customers that know nothing about how the Internet works and are too uninformed to vote. Free market capitalism, like voting, requires consumers who know their butts from a hole in the ground and can make an informed choice over which service is best.

  19. Re:Sure, NASA allows them on their flights... on Testing Mobile Phones For Controlling Space Missions · · Score: 2

    Never? Please?

  20. Can you hear me now? on Testing Mobile Phones For Controlling Space Missions · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many towers they'll connect to at that altitude.

  21. Hardware espionage on Hidden Debug Mode Found In AMD Processors · · Score: 1

    Could this be the Chinese hardware back door everyone is worried about?

  22. Re:Use a key pouch instead of a key ring on How Do You Handle Your Keys? · · Score: 1

    That's also called a purse.

  23. Reduce on How Do You Handle Your Keys? · · Score: 1

    Dump the girlfriend. Knock down the extra doors and take the bus.

  24. Re:Really? on UK Scientists Create a Three-Parent Embryo · · Score: 1

    (snip) ...people can have vanity kids instead of adopting one ready-made and otherwise unwanted.

    Here's another idea. How about you remove your testicles so that you do not contribute another "ready-made unwanted" child to the world. If you have children, we would be happy to adopt them and raise them right.

  25. Re:Unconscionablereligious prohibition on UK Scientists Create a Three-Parent Embryo · · Score: 1

    The desire to have a child is so ingrained in our species that inability to do so is a major cause of distress. Clinical studies have showed this to be true.

    "Infertile women experience distress levels comparable to those of women with terminal llnesses..."
    Domar AD, Zuttermeister PC, Friedman R.
    The psychological impact of infertility: A comparison to patients with other medical conditions. J Psychosom Obstet Gynaecol. 1993;14:45-52.

    You really should check your facts before firing off invectives.