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  1. Re:Developers section red now ? on 64-Bit Java For Linux · · Score: 1

    Hahaha! I never get jokes, so it's easier to just laugh at the bit WHOOOOSH sound as they go over my head. Fart jokes are my favorite, just gotta remember not to look up when I hear one.

  2. Re:Developers section red now ? on 64-Bit Java For Linux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you're using a file that requires more than 64 bits for the file pointer, you may be happier using a database.

    I'm just sayin'

  3. Re:Don't take freedom for granted on Wiretap Whistleblower, a Life in Limbo? · · Score: 1

    That's different, because inside the USA you need a warrant to intercept calls. We have something called a Constitution here.

  4. Re:Don't take freedom for granted on Wiretap Whistleblower, a Life in Limbo? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Which Democrat ordered the NSA to wiretap? Please inform us.

  5. Re:Don't take freedom for granted on Wiretap Whistleblower, a Life in Limbo? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, according to you, Obama == democrats. Hmmm, that's like saying that ME == set of all sexy men in the world. It's a little far fetched.

    And what branch of government is the NSA part of? And how many Democrats run that branch? Answers - executive, NONE.

    The comment was *who* was tapping and wrecking the whistleblower's life - not who has been ineffective at stopping the Republican President from wiretapping.

    So tell me again why simply saying that it's Republicans who are committing these crimes is ideological? Got news for you. Nixon was a Republican, and that is also a fact.

  6. Re:Don't take freedom for granted on Wiretap Whistleblower, a Life in Limbo? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Important note: the "Feds" you mention are the Republicans who were tapping phone lines. Somebody has to say it.

  7. Santa's Secret on Teacher Laid Off For Telling the Truth About Santa · · Score: 0

    He's a SLUT! No wait, that's Victoria's Secret. Sorry.

  8. Re:What's in a name... on Intel Developers Demo USB 3.0 Throughput On Linux · · Score: 1

    Use more devices. One hard drive can't saturate a USB bus, but a bunch of them can. USB 3.0 will not give us faster disks or faster throughput to an individual disk, but it WILL make hanging a bunch of USB drives off a machine and using ZFS or something like that much more usable.

  9. Minimum? on Lazy Road Crew · · Score: 1

    What? That's above and beyond. Do you think roadkill paints itself?

  10. Re:Second Life?.. on Reuters Pulls Out of Second Life, Army Heads In · · Score: 1

    I taste people that aren't even conceived yet. I eat millions of them every day.

  11. Re:Not much room, but good to see the escape modul on TAAS Company Presents New Orbital Space Plane · · Score: 2, Informative

    F-111 had an ejection capsule which protected occupants at high speeds, up to the top Mach 2.5 speed
    http://www.f-111.net/ejection.htm

  12. Re:Special license... on Copper Thieves Jeopardize US Infrastructure · · Score: 1

    A problem with implementation does not mean that the design is faulty. All of your examples are reasons why the permitting process is broken, not why you think permits themselves are broken.

  13. The next South Park episode on Python 3.0 Released · · Score: 0, Troll

    I can see it now - they're going to have Guido van Rossum holding Python down and raping it.

  14. Re:Normal on Losing My Software Rights? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Something fishy here. NSERC is public money, right? From the taxpayers of Canada, eh?

    So let me get this straight. This guy is getting money from the public, and he wants to keep the rights? They belong to the people of Canada, who provided the money.

    Who's trying to steal who's IP rights here? The IP from public money ought to be public.

  15. Re:Don't get too excited on Quantum Test Found For Mathematical Undecidability · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's actually not an ad hominem argument. The plea was to "not get too excited" and the reason given was the track record of the source. No claim about the accuracy of the paper was made, either way. Before anybody opens up some 12 year old scotch, that author of the paper must successfully defend it.

  16. Re:lol on European Police Plan to Remote-Search Hard Drives · · Score: 1

    Insightful. Because clam666 is his real name.

  17. Re:Let me guess... on Acorns Disappear Across the Country · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our squirrel suit wearing fetishist overlords!

  18. Bag of piano holding! on Piano Left in Woods Stumps Police · · Score: 1

    Duh.

  19. Re:Very simple.... on Arranging Electronic Access For Your Survivors? · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's lucky. My dad left me a smirky painting in the Louvre and a series of clues in ancient Parisian churches that I had to hunt down.

  20. All the women say on Anathem · · Score: 1

    they like the short ones the best. That's what they tell me anyway.

    "The Time Machine" - short. Classic. Great.
    "War of the Worlds" - same thing. Short. Great.
    "Of Mice and Men" - short. great.

    See the pattern here?

    I wish more writers would take their 750+ page tomes and publish three different 250 page books, written more tightly. They'd sell more books, and they'd sell BETTER books.

  21. Re:Sends a clear message on Misdemeanor Plea Ends Norwich Pornography Case · · Score: 1

    Nonsense. The attention whore went to the press with his story for a reason. That reason was to fuel his giant ego.

  22. Re:Speaking of losers... on Final Judgment — SCO Loses, Owes $3,506,526 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think $699 is a small price to pay to not be a teabagging cocksucker, don't you?

  23. Re:Thats OK. on Obama's Mobile Phone Records Compromised, Shared · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Looks like Cheney has mod points today.

  24. Re:What they bring on Interviewing Experienced IT People? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If we rephrase this into different terms, the problem becomes clearer:

    Sir, the next candidate is a hot woman. Can you tell me what advantage a cock has over two lovely boobs in a low cut blouse?

    Asking an old guy what his age brings over a younger candidate is similar and you should probably just judge candidates on their relevant capabilities rather than how many times they've had a chance to blow out a birthday candle.

  25. Perfect phone call on Researchers Discover How To Make the Perfect Phone Call · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Profane Muthafucka, It's for you"

    "Tell them I'm on the toilet and if it's important they can send me an email."