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Final Judgment — SCO Loses, Owes $3,506,526

Xenographic writes "SCO has finally lost to Novell, now that Judge Kimball has entered final judgment against SCO. Of course, this is SCO we're talking about. There's still the litigation in bankruptcy court, which allowed this case to resume so that they could figure out just how much SCO owes, which is $3,506,526, if I calculated the interest properly, $625,486.90 of which will go into a constructive trust. And then there's the possibility that SCO could seek to have the judgment overturned in the appeals courts, or even the Supreme Court when that fails. Of course, they need money to do that and they don't really have much of that any more. Remember how Enderle, O'Gara and company told us that SCO was sure to win? I wonder how many people have emailed them to say, 'I told you so.'"

265 comments

  1. You LOSE! by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good DAY, sir!

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    1. Re:You LOSE! by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mod parent: +1, Willy Wonka

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    2. Re:You LOSE! by Spatial · · Score: 5, Funny

      I demand, demand that this replace +1 underrated.

    3. Re:You LOSE! by D.+Taylor · · Score: 5, Funny

      The underrated mod is underrated.

    4. Re:You LOSE! by Zencyde · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not that it's entirely relevant; but, when I was a junior (2004-2005) my friends and I got ahold of Darl McBride's home phone number and prank called their house. His wife picked up and I went on about some investment opportunity. As soon as I mentioned Linux she started bitching me out and called me a "little shit". :) Yeah, prank calling CEOs was all the rage my junior year.

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    5. Re:You LOSE! by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 0, Redundant

      soon mod will be modded

    6. Re:You LOSE! by bryxal · · Score: 4, Funny

      you mean the Willy Wonka mod is Willy Wonka?

    7. Re:You LOSE! by slashnik · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not so sure
      Is Novell a good guy today
      or
      a less bad guy

    8. Re:You LOSE! by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Not so sure
      Is Novell a good guy today
      or
      a less bad guy

      Tip 1: not a good guy
      Tip 2: not improving

    9. Re:You LOSE! by D-Cypell · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes yes yes... it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, or takes a chair in the face.

    10. Re:You LOSE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darl's days continue to be good. He can be seen in Utah driving his beautiful new black Nissan GTR.

    11. Re:You LOSE! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I never wanna act my age - what's my age, again?

    12. Re:You LOSE! by remmelt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Willy Wonka is a mod in this place? That would explain a lot.

    13. Re:You LOSE! by jacquesm · · Score: 1

      tape or it didn't happen ;)

    14. Re:You LOSE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and with a really high SCO-re

  2. Judge Kimball by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm the only one, but I picture Judge Kimball reading his judgement in the governator's voice....

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    1. Re:Judge Kimball by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Judge Kimball by Windows_NT · · Score: 1

      another funny story ... Kimball and the terminator ..
      back when i was ajunior (2003-2004) we would create a bunch of .wav files and save little clips of arnold's voice, stuff like "hello, how are you?", "im a cop, you idiot!","im detective john kimball!","now im going to ask you some questions and i want the answered immediately. Who is your daddy, and what does he do?","SHUTUP!"
      And we would prank all the local stores around town .. mind that we did live in a small town (1000 people) so normally we would call and ask for someone working we would know. then we would record the whole conversation and burn it to CD .. hours of fun listening to it, again and again
      "I hope you left room for my fist, because im going to ramm-it-into your stomache!" ...
      I love arnold ..
      BTW .. good riddance to a crumby Unix company

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    3. Re:Judge Kimball by glock22ownr · · Score: 1

      Erm... 1) That's soundboard pranking... been around for a while. ( http://tinyurl.com/5mlqkt ) 2) They weren't really a Unix company... more like a bunch of lying sacks of sh1te that had their ass3s handed to them in court. Good riddance to bad rubbish. As far as what Microsoft did, I think it was a good gamble. If SCO won that would have been good news for Microsuck...

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  3. RIGHT :P by revlayle · · Score: 4, Funny

    There is no "finally" with SCO

    1. Re:RIGHT :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      what happens after try and catch then?

    2. Re:RIGHT :P by GerardAtJob · · Score: 5, Funny

      On error resume next

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    3. Re:RIGHT :P by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Undefined operation.

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    4. Re:RIGHT :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      throw

    5. Re:RIGHT :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should rename the company to fiaSCO then :)

  4. I for one by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Can't wait to hear the last SCO story. Barring appeals, I really hope this is it.

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    1. Re:I for one by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 5, Informative

      This ain't it.

      Novell is done (modulo appeals and the arbitration -- see below).

      Still pending

      * Bankruptcy
      * SuSE UnitedLinux arbitration (stayed pending resolution of BK)
      * IBM's counterclaims (stayed pending resolution of BK)
      * RedHat (stayed pending IBM)
      * AutoZone (technically still alive, don't believe anyone's ever going to finish it. Stayed pending IBM, I believe).

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    2. Re:I for one by hagardtroll · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes for want of a loss you are. But as our presence in this forum indicates we place our attention to that which makes our interest. Santa Cruz may be a distant location from where we stand, but their operation is within the context of the software we employ. Should the subject be changed to more enjoyable matters perhaps we could pontificate about that delicious beverage that the Tranya is. Whether ranting about the uniformity of goodness of our desired software framework or perpetuating the consults of the monopolistic vendor, Tranya is ever present in its ability to provide delicious refreshment.

    3. Re:I for one by orclevegam · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Anyone have any clue what kind of sentence generator this bot is using? I've seen several of these posts now in various threads and either it's a very benign sort of bot (nothing it's posted seems offensive or in general anything but slightly on-topic sounding drivel), or he/she is still testing out the grammar file before switching into troll mode. At any rate, it seems to be producing interesting results (markov chains maybe?), and looks like it seeds the inputs with random words picked out of the article description, then extrapolates using some sort of random seeding in combination with an association dictionary. In this instance it looks like it grabbed onto "Santa Cruz" as a physical location, and then switched into PHB/CEO mode to serve up some buzzword salad.

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    4. Re:I for one by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      I've only been around on Slashdot for a year or so, but I have no idea what the whole SCO thing is - or what SCO even means. The article is very vague as well, written as if the reader already knows all the details.

      So uh, what's this whole case about anyways? Anyone care to explain it?

    5. Re:I for one by hudsucker · · Score: 5, Informative
      The SCO Group is a descendant company of the Santa Cruz Operation, an early Unix vendor. They also owned the rights to AT&T's version of Unix. (They had purchased the Unix rights from Novel in 1995).

      In 2002, SCO had a new CEO, Darl McBride. SCO wasn't doing so well; their primary product was a version of Unix that ran on Intel machines, but they were competing with Linux for that same market. And Linux is free, and the new hotness in Unix-style operating systems.

      Somehow Darl learned that SCO owned Unix, i.e. the copyrights to the source. And he was led to believe that the code in Unix had leaked into Linux. So he came up with a new money making plan:
      1. Sue your own customers.
      2. ???
      3. Profit!

      This wouldn't work very well for most customers, since SCO's market was mostly small businesses.

      But there was a big fish he could go after: IBM. You see, IBM was a licensee of the AT&T Unix that SCO owned. IBM derived its own versions of Unix from it. And as part of that, IBM enhanced its own Unix with new technologies. And IBM also contributed those same new technologies, which IBM had developed on its own, to Linux.

      So Darl's theory was that SCO not only owned the rights to its own Unix, and to the AT&T Unix that it had acquired, but also to every version of Unix that was derived from them by a licensee. So, he could sue IBM for leaking SCO's property to Linux, and he could sue any company that used Linux (unless they paid SCO an extortion fee not to).

      The SCO Group sued IBM for $1 billion dollars!

      (A common theory is that SCO expected IBM to just buy SCO to make the problem go away, thus enabling Darl and the other SCO executives to cash in their SCOX shares at a profit.)

      We'll skip all the counter lawsuits, ridiculous claims by SCO, Microsoft's part in it, the suits by SCO against other customers, and get to the best part:

      Remember that it all started because the SCO Group's predecessor (The Santa Cruz Operation) had purchased the AT&T Unix copyrights from Novell. Well it turns out that they didn't. What they purchased was the right to market and license it. And to collect licensing fees, for which they had to pay Novell a portion. They did not actually own the copyrights or any substantial amount of intellectual property.

      So Novell sued SCO, claiming that a) SCO didn't own anything, and b) SCO owed Novell money, because the SCO Group hadn't been paying Novell their share of the licensing fees.

      Novell won, and SCO went bankrupt.

    6. Re:I for one by jacquesm · · Score: 1

      that's got to win a prize for trolling. Right up there with 'what's this anime thing?'

    7. Re:I for one by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      The SCO Group is a descendant company of the Santa Cruz Operation, an early Unix vendor.

      Not exactly. The SCO Group was formerly Caldera. It bought some Unix assets from the Santa Cruz Operation, but they are not really the same company. After selling off its Unix division, the Santa Cruz Operation went on to become Tarantella, which is now owned by Sun.

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    8. Re:I for one by jbolden · · Score: 1

      That is not exactly how it happened. Early in this case I wanted to give the history and I wrote (been edited quite a bit since) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caldera_OpenLinux .

      There never was any plausible reason to believe IBM had leaked code.

  5. Is this truly the end? by pitchpipe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously... isn't SCO just like the Energizer Bunny. I keep hearing that we've heard the last of these pukes, and then I hear it again, and again, and again...

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    1. Re:Is this truly the end? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's like "LotR: The Return of the King". Just when you thought it was over, there's 24 more endings to get through.

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    2. Re:Is this truly the end? by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      I have a great new business plan, looking for investors. Want to buy in?

      1) Claim we own someone else's IP
      2) Get laughed at
      3) Claim to have irrefutable evidence
      4) Drag out the court case while bleeding legal fees
      5) Finally lose and claim the courts must not have understood our arguments

      I'm hiring lawyers first, so how this works is you give me a kickback in exchange for guaranteed 4 years minimum employment at your requested salary of filing horseshit counterclaims.

      My job is to make the claims sound plausible, get additional investors when the stock tanks, and pay myself enough to get by while squirreling away kickbacks. E-mail in profile.

    3. Re:Is this truly the end? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It will continue until the attorneys run out of ways to milk more money out of it. They're the real winners in this whole thing.

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    4. Re:Is this truly the end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not really as they accepted stock options that are worthless as payment!

    5. Re:Is this truly the end? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's like "LotR: The Return of the King". Just when you thought it was over, there's 24 more endings to get through.

      Including the hobbits bouncing on a bed one? Oh lord...

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    6. Re:Is this truly the end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuke the site, just to be sure.

    7. Re:Is this truly the end? by RobertLTux · · Score: 2, Informative

      In this case we have a bit of burnt drum head and a couple wisps of pink Fur.
      The Docket entry

      "11/20/2008 565 - FINAL JUDGMENT in favor of Novell, Inc., SCO Group and also against Novell, Inc., SCO Group. Case Closed. Magistrate Judge Brooke C. Wells no longer assigned to case. See Judgment for details. Signed by Judge Dale A. Kimball on 11/20/08. (ce) (Entered: 11/20/2008) "

      and as far as the other cases/rings in this circus
      TSCOG V IBM : In front of Judge Kimball all IBM wants is the gavel (and the CxOs heads on pikes ala B5s Morden but...) they don't care about money at this point

      the Suse arbitration: from the order "4. With respect to Novell's claims for Declaratory Relief (Count IV), pursuant to the Court's Memorandum Decision and Order dated August 10, 2007, Novell is entitled to direct SCO to waive claims against IBM, Sequent, and other SVRX licensees; Novell is entitled to waive such claims on SCO's behalf; and SCO is obligated to recognize such a waiver." so DEAD CASE

      AutoZone: Dead case

      Redhat: see the order DEAD CASE.

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    8. Re:Is this truly the end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can your comment be so witty and insightful while your signature shows a clear lack of any analytical thinking whatsoever?

    9. Re:Is this truly the end? by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      I have a better idea.
      First we claim we own some IP in Linux and threaten to sue.
      Then we wait for MS to inject several million dollars to fund our anti-Linux struggle.
      Then we publish our correspondence with MS and set up a bounty fund for various features Linux is still missing.

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    10. Re:Is this truly the end? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Yet it clearly outlines, in a mocking fashion, the only reason he got elected. The only change he is going to bring to Washington is coming out of your pocket.

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  6. Bailout by unlametheweak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, they need money to do that and they don't really have much of that any more.

    They could always apply for a government bailout package.

    1. Re:Bailout by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      We are too entertaining to fail!

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    2. Re:Bailout by rolfwind · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You meant annoying, right? Like that fly that just doesn't get out of your face with it buzzing. Well, maybe entertaining to a third party, but not anyone affected by them.

    3. Re:Bailout by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      They could always apply for a government bailout package.

      Without us, Linux will fail!

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    4. Re:Bailout by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      That won't hold because they are harming the economy with frivolous lawsuits that they can't pay off now.

    5. Re:Bailout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly true.

    6. Re:Bailout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, they need money to do that and they don't really have much of that any more.

      They could always apply for a government bailout package.

      That is true everyone else is doing it so why not.... just don't fly to town in your luxury jet to ask for it!

    7. Re:Bailout by b4upoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bush is dumb enough to grant SCO money for a bailout.

    8. Re:Bailout by keithjr · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, SCO doesn't make wooden arrows for children. DENIED.

    9. Re:Bailout by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You owe me a new keyboard. Nice one!

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    10. Re:Bailout by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually they fit the criteria of the other companies getting the bailouts:

      #1 Can't balance a budget.
      #2 Stupid or insane CEOs and upper management.
      #3 Lobby Congresspeople to try and vote for certain bills to be passed so they owe them favors for a bailout.
      #4 Annoying corporate culture that makes no sense.
      #5 Pissed away most of their money on some stupid lawsuit.
      #6 Blames someone or something else for their financial woes instead of their bad management and bad accounting books.

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    11. Re:Bailout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had mod points I would mod you insightful.

    12. Re:Bailout by kelnos · · Score: 1

      True, all they need to do is convert themselves into a bank holding company...

      Crap, I shouldn't give them ideas.

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    13. Re:Bailout by RichiH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You still don't get it, do you? The whole financial crisis has been a huge success. At 25+% margins _per quarter_ for several years in a row, the people who actually did this are drowning in _personal_ wealth. And when it comes right down to it, that is all that matters to them. Especially since they will not have to pay anything back or go to jail for this. They really and truly won.

    14. Re:Bailout by SpammersAreScum · · Score: 1

      I'd point you at last month's Ubersoft cartoon suggesting exactly that, but they seem to be unavailable currently due to a server move.

  7. Going to court against IBM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... which own patents on both sliced bread and wheel is great idea. Way to go fuckers!

    1. Re:Going to court against IBM... by db10 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Shampoo invented sliced bread and the wheel. Everything that Shampoo has invented is just in thought and is not produced for lack of money. These inventions are property of Shampoo and are to be patented, copyrighted and trademarked under the name: Shampoo.

    2. Re:Going to court against IBM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone is going to have to explain the Shampoo meme to me.

    3. Re:Going to court against IBM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be glad you didn't waste your time reading that meme. Be very very glad.

      idleispants

  8. This is great news by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now can we dismember the corpse, seal it in a hardwood box, put the box 12 feet under ground, cover it with at least a couple of tons of concrete, and then build a parking lot over the spot?

    I don't want any chance of this zombie coming back again and demanding royalties.

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    1. Re:This is great news by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      Many times when companies die (for legal reasons) the Management just creates a new company. I'm sure they could re-emerge as a patent Troll funded by Microsoft. BTW you can't kill the unDead.

    2. Re:This is great news by VEGETA_GT · · Score: 4, Funny

      And knowing my luck I would park on that lot and would have them send me a letter saying I owe them royalties for parking over there grave as its a privilege to do so.

    3. Re:This is great news by legirons · · Score: 5, Informative

      Many times when companies die (for legal reasons) the Management just creates a new company.

      You mean like when SCO setup a company in the far-east and tried to transfer their assets to it?

      Or like when SCO proposed splitting its company in two, with one part taking all the assets, and the other part taking the legal claims?

    4. Re:This is great news by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They're already trying. They're trying to switch to mobile phone apps, and unload the devastated and moribund server business. Darl seems to be trying to spin off the legal claims business into a separate patent troll or copyright troll company, to try and continue the FUD against Linux and open source that Microsoft kept them alive for.

      Or did you think that $50 million from Microsoft that enabled them to continue the lawsuits was an investment in actual business?

    5. Re:This is great news by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Isn't FUD supposed to spread... well, FUD? If that is their intention, they are failing. The only things they are spreading is irritation sympathetic embarrassment.

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    6. Re:This is great news by domatic · · Score: 1

      I'd much rather build an outhouse over the spot.

    7. Re:This is great news by dougisfunny · · Score: 1

      But it was successful a few years back. People actually believed the FUD they spouted.

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    8. Re:This is great news by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      It would be ironic if Novell or IBM bought out the SCO corpse and IP. :)

      I think $3.5M is worth more than the current outstanding SCO stocks on the market. :)

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    9. Re:This is great news by FishAdmin · · Score: 1

      Many times when companies die (for legal reasons) the Management just creates a new company. I'm sure they could re-emerge as a patent Troll funded by Microsoft. BTW you can't kill the unDead.

      In that case, killing them is actually EASY: simply use copious amounts of fire! Everyone knows that Trolls only really die with fire!

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    10. Re:This is great news by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "did you think that $50 million from Microsoft that enabled them to continue the lawsuits was an investment in actual business?"

      It was not an investment; they *obviously were buying something extremely valuable from SCO.

      It's a bit peculiar that *no *one *else seems to want to buy what SCO has, but MS works in mysterious ways, no?

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    11. Re:This is great news by mmontour · · Score: 1

      I think $3.5M is worth more than the current outstanding SCO stocks on the market. :)

      Yahoo Finance shows SCOXQ.PK at $0.13, with a market cap of 2.81M.

    12. Re:This is great news by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What they bought was invaluable: a proxy to carry on a determined FUD campaign against Linux and open source, lending an air of credibility to the claims without Microsoft being directly involved. It also crippled SCO from changing tactics to actually producing tools again: SCO operating systems are being deliberately phased out for other business level software vendors.

    13. Re:This is great news by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      It also helped set the groundwork for Microsoft's own patent FUD, which they've delivered in true McCarthy era style. (Look up '42 linux patent violations microsoft' for various articles about it. By keeping the waters muddied to outside observers, and helping SCO keep the lawsuits alive, they've ensured that people believe there must have been _something_ to it. For someone who doesn't read Groklaw or understand GNU licensing, it helps lend credence to Microsofot's claims of IP violations.

    14. Re:This is great news by PolarIced · · Score: 1

      Wherever it's buried they would need to fortify the sewer system to accommodate all of the people coming by to piss on the grave.

    15. Re:This is great news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you can't kill the undead. However what do I need to roll to turn Darl?

    16. Re:This is great news by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      13 cents? About the price of a piece of toilet paper or toliet paper roll. Good enough to wipe one's rear-end with, but not enough to blow one's nose with. :)

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  9. Enderle matters? by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anyone that would write an article extolling his Ferrari branded laptop and how the prancing horse logo adds raw ultimate power should never be taken seriously.

    I guess some people do listen to that hack.
    Well, perhaps a few less are listening to him now.
    *shrug*

    1. Re:Enderle matters? by tnk1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Um, I beg to differ. That Ferrari logo adds at least 220hp to my internet connection.

    2. Re:Enderle matters? by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your internet connection has hit points?! What does damage to it, trolls?

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    3. Re:Enderle matters? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know this "hp" metric you are referring to. Can you explain it in Library of Congresses (LOC)?

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    4. Re:Enderle matters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of Enderle main points against the iPhone was that teens were going to "blind" text on it, causing accidents and Apple would be sued for this.

      Just because Enderle talks doesn't mean anyone is actually listening.

      Oh wait, technically I did... crap...

    5. Re:Enderle matters? by SydShamino · · Score: 5, Funny

      It stands for "hit points", though in some games like World of Warcraft this statistic is also called "health".

      220 doesn't seem very good, though. In 3.x WoW that's not much of an improvement at all. Heck, I think his laptop would have better stats if it dropped Ferrari and took up mining for the Toughness bonus. Or perhaps it should take up blacksmithing, so it could add some gem sockets.

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    6. Re:Enderle matters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to slashdot:

      Moderation -1
          100% Troll

    7. Re:Enderle matters? by abigor · · Score: 3, Funny

      My favourite Enderle quote of late:

      "Next Monday, the Intel Core I7 launches, and Iâ(TM)ve been using a system that Intel sent out which not only has the Core I7 and X58 chipset, but two 4870 X2 ATI graphics cards and two of the companyâ(TM)s new high-speed flash drives.

      To say that this system, (which has 4 real cores, and 4 virtual cores through hyperthreading, for a total of 8) is fast would be vastly understating the experience. The word amazing comes to mind, and I can hardly wait to put Windows 7 on it (is there such a thing as blindingly fast, squared?)"

      Hahahaha

    8. Re:Enderle matters? by Ransak · · Score: 2, Informative

      He's been unapologetic. Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

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    9. Re:Enderle matters? by santiagoanders · · Score: 1

      I think he means "hit points".

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    10. Re:Enderle matters? by santiagoanders · · Score: 1

      Oh dammit, I'm so redundant.

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    11. Re:Enderle matters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i figured he meant horsepower- which would be funny since ferarri is a car company.

    12. Re:Enderle matters? by samkass · · Score: 1

      This is the same Rob Enderle that works for Microsoft now, right?

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    13. Re:Enderle matters? by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

      Enderle should have just gone with the red paint job. I painted my laptop red - now it goes just as fast as his, but the difference is that I only look like a complete tool rather than a pretentious asshole.

    14. Re:Enderle matters? by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      Whoooosh!

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  10. Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What about SCO's suit against IBM which started this entire mess? I assume that that is still going on.

    1. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 4, Informative

      Been living under a rock for the last year?
      Novell was found to own the copyrights to Unix, not SCO
      Effectively, case dismissed.

    2. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by Bunny+Guy · · Score: 1

      IBM is still stayed by bankruptcy court. Before it's all over, IBM's counterclaims will have to be answered.

    3. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite. SCO can still claim IBM violated their copyright on the code that is in Unixware that is not in Unix. Plus IBM has all of their counter claims. However, the case can't go forward until the bankruptcy court says so.

      Odds are none of the other cases will ever be decided and they will all go away when SCO finally goes Chapter 7. But that's not for a long time.

    4. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yeah, but that's not what they were claiming in the original suite against IBM. They were citing low level code that was in UNIX since the beginning as well as parts of AIX that IBM had developed. I think there was also some issue over a specific contract related to doing unix on x86, and that issue might still be on the table. But as far as I know, IBM never had any source code from Unixware that is not in Unix. So they probably didn't copy any of it over. Even if SCO did have the copyrights to UNIX, I don't think they would have won as the code copying was never really demonstrated to be anything significant.

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    5. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by MarkvW · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. IBM will only pursue its claims against SCO if there is a financial reason to go after SCO. After bankruptcy, SCO may be judgment-proof for lack of assets.

    6. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      There doesn't have to be a financial gain to shooting a rabid dog. Darl needs to be completely stripped of all legal resources to continue this nonsense, and preferably suffer personally and fiscally as a warning to others not to play these games.

      The odds of Judge Kimball doing so are, unfortunately, zero. It took the current pending change of administration to get Kimball to get off his ass, stop listening to the FUD, and close this part of it. Or do you think the change in Washington doesn't signal a less 'business friendly' adminstration that does not look kindly on Kimball wasting thousands of taxpayer funded man-hours dealing with this nonsense?

    7. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by jfinke · · Score: 1

      Right... The rest of the lawsuits still need to play out, correct? Redhat. IBM. Autozone. Etc.

    8. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Informative

      They took out many of the copyright claims and went with trade secrets in the last Amended Complaint. Of the 290 specific allegations in the Final Disclosure, the court dismissed all but 80 or so of them. Of these, the Novell decision may set this back completely for even if IBM were guilty of what SCO accused them of doing, only Novell has the right to pursue legal action. IBM's counterclaims, however, have yet to be addressed. With Court acknowledging Novell's copyright ownership this only helps IBM as IBM can show (if we didn't already know) that SCO doesn't play by the rules and sued IBM when they didn't have adequate legal standing.

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    9. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by Sanat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Darl belongs in jail... in addition to being stripped of his power.

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    10. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by MarkvW · · Score: 1

      You have a moral component to your decision-making process; I have a moral component to my decision-making process. IBM's out to make money for its shareholders (or its corporate clique, if you're more cynical). IBM's not going to slay the dragon if there's no money to be gained from slaying the dragon.

    11. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Interesting. I see lots of comments (rightfully) condemning Darl, but no one ever seems to complain about Ralph Yarro any more. Which is a pity, because he was the one who picked Darl to carry this campaign out, is the biggest single SCO stockholder, and deserves even more come-back than Darl does.

      (Heh. CAPTCHA was 'embezzle'.)

    12. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by Bunny+Guy · · Score: 1

      There will be a resolution, it just may not mean money in IBM's pocket. IBM can decide to walk away from their counterclaims, but some kind of a settlement as part of a forced liquidation (precisely because SCO has no assets) is more likely in my mind, IBM having carried it this far. A settlement would be carried out by a trustee for the court, representing SCO's debtors in possetion.

      That or SCO receives more PIPE FAIRY money.At which time, bankruptcy is no longer a protection.

    13. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      If IBM was only in this to extract money from SCO they would have settled years ago. They want complete vindication for themselves and Linux. And they are going to get it.

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    14. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by mseidl · · Score: 1

      He will be stripped of something in jail...

    15. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      What moral component: saving money and time by stomping these idiots and demonstrating the invulnerability of IBM in intellectual property is a basic strategic goal. IBM has big pockets: they don't want the next idiot's bright idea about who owns what to drain their coffers.

    16. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They will slay it.

      It takes time, though.

    17. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by something_wicked_thi · · Score: 1

      It took the current pending change of administration to get Kimball to get off his ass, stop listening to the FUD, and close this part of it.

      Wow, who let you out?

    18. Re:Isn't this just Novell's suit against SCO? by SpammersAreScum · · Score: 1

      I disagree. IBM may, and I hope will, go after Darl and company for the reasons others have mentioned. But even aside from that, it is in their interest to get the rulings against SCO; it clears them, and prevents anyone from claiming SCO had a case and would have prevailed if they hadn't gone broke.

  11. Christmas is early this year by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO gets a final judgement and loses $3.5m. Someone (Missouri) finally files a RICO suit against the RIAA. Our do-nothing Congress actually gets the balls enough to stand up to the automotive industry.

    At this point I'm halfway expecting to see a copy of Duke Nukem Forever in my stocking.

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    1. Re:Christmas is early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At this point I'm halfway expecting to see a copy of Duke Nukem Forever in my stocking.

      hey you got TF2 last year, it would only be fair!

    2. Re:Christmas is early this year by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Interesting

      SCO gets a final judgement and loses $3.5m

      meanwhile Darl McBride is still disgustingly filthty rich. Too bad instead of stealing millions of dollars from innocent rubes, he wasn't dog fighting instead, like Michael Vick.

      Michael Vick lives in a prison in Kansas, making 12 cents an hour while plotting his return to the NFL. His houses and farms will soon be gone, the two yachts are history, and he's down to his last couple of Range Rovers.

      A race horse he bought for $60,000 died of colic, the Atlanta Falcons are still trying to hit him up for millions they paid him, and the IRS and the state of Georgia want nearly $1 million in back taxes.

      In 2006 he made nearly $15 million. Recently he reported total income of $12.89 for an entire month.

      I want to see Brainwol and McBride (while we're at it, my mortgage company's President and oil company presidents as well) in a cell with Vick.

      These people are the anti-Robin Hoods, stealing from the poor to give to the rich.

    3. Re:Christmas is early this year by decalod85 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And "Chinese Democracy" from GNR is due out on Sunday. It's like the final episode of a TV series where the writers are trying furiously to wrap up all the loose ends!

    4. Re:Christmas is early this year by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget that Chinese Democracy is getting released on Nov 23rd.

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    5. Re:Christmas is early this year by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's not too far off...just wait till everyone gets tried for the pump-and-dump scam...SEC will nail them to wall.

    6. Re:Christmas is early this year by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      And "Chinese Democracy" from GNR is due out on Sunday. It's like the final episode of a TV series where the writers are trying furiously to wrap up all the loose ends!

      Haven't you heard? Obama wears a blue turban and his advisor's last name is Mabus. The end days are upon us!

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    7. Re:Christmas is early this year by SEE · · Score: 4, Funny

      The only holdup on Duke Nukem Forever is the manual. And Harlan Ellison will get around to that just as soon as he finishes The Last Dangerous Visions.

    8. Re:Christmas is early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think DNF will probably be a few years behind U.S. energy independence and a cure for AIDS. But you can still put Chinese Democracy in your stocking this year, and that's almost as amazing.

    9. Re:Christmas is early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would also like to see people who knowingly bought a house that they can't afford, then blame the mortgage company for their foolishness, put in jail too. After all, bailing out greedy home owners is the same as bailing out the auto industry - NOT NEEDED.

      btw, what part of "adjustable" didn't you understand.

    10. Re:Christmas is early this year by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

      Heh, like you I was expecting to see Chinese Democracy mentioned in the GP joke. Actually listening to Chinese Democracy is almost, if not quite, as shocking as playing DNF.

      Stores will have it in a few days, but you can listen to it here right now. I am pleasantly surprised, actually - was expecting a complete disgrace after all this time. But it sounds good, after an initial listening (my final opinion will wait for it to sink in).

    11. Re:Christmas is early this year by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

      Actually I think The Devil is going to need to wear two winter coats and will be ice skating to work as Hell just froze over.

      Next, the Chicago Cubs win the 2009 World Series. :)

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    12. Re:Christmas is early this year by Windows_NT · · Score: 1

      GNR == Guns n' Roses?

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    13. Re:Christmas is early this year by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 1

      You aren't getting Duke Nukem Forever yet, but you can get Fallout 3 now. Which is one kick ass sequel to a kick ass franchise.

    14. Re:Christmas is early this year by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 1

      Cheney and Gonzales got indicted, don't forget that.

    15. Re:Christmas is early this year by worthawholebean · · Score: 1

      The very reason our do-nothing Congress "stood up" to the automakers is that it does nothing.

    16. Re:Christmas is early this year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you talking about Microsoft's Yahoo bid?

    17. Re:Christmas is early this year by pm_rat_poison · · Score: 1

      yes, but for fallout 3 it's early crhistmas 2008-2009. If Duke Nukem came out today, it would be early christmas 1998-1999 (at least)

  12. No worries SCO. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your ultimate goal is coming true anyway. The vast majority of people who used to be Linux users are now OS X users. Linux is dying on the vine, and while it is not because of your lawsuit, at least it IS happening, so that should be some consolation.

    1. Re:No worries SCO. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Hello? Steve? Is that you???

    2. Re:No worries SCO. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      Darl comes home after a day at the office. It's been a rough day. The press has been unkind. Its the kind of day that makes even the cowboy in him question his beliefs. There is only one thing that can be done.

      Darl sits in front of a familiar mirror, facing his reflection. "I'm Darl McBride," he begins with a sigh. "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, Linux is dying on the vine!"

      It's nice sometimes to help people cowboy up.

    3. Re:No worries SCO. by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that you say this. I got a brand new MacBook Pro last week to replace my 5 year old Gentoo box. I tried to like OS X for 2 weeks, but today I told my manager to give it to someone else and order me a new Dell.

      Yes, I know I could have installed Gentoo on the Mac, but I'd really like to have my page up/down, home, and end keys back. Also, as a vi user, that tiny esc key is a real pain.

      The multi-touch trackpad is pretty sweet, though.

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      *sigh* back to work...
  13. Zombie? More like vampire.... by tnk1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't forget the garlic you need to put in the coffin.

    And make sure and kill any ghoul servants. They're always trying to resurrect their masters.

    I suggest you start by a scheme of napalm applied liberally to the offices of their legal representation.

  14. Will SCO do a clearance sale of Linux licenses? by neonux · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been waiting such a long time to afford one of these to try that Linux thing legally.

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    1. Re:Will SCO do a clearance sale of Linux licenses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, I'll sell you one, half price...

      only $349.50

      Get 'em while they're hot! :-)

    2. Re:Will SCO do a clearance sale of Linux licenses? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      It's still $699, but now we don't call you a cock smoking teabagger when you buy it.

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    3. Re:Will SCO do a clearance sale of Linux licenses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are so funny.

  15. What about the license fees? by wcrowe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder about those companies who paid the SCO license fees to use Linux? Are they free now to sue SCO for the license fees they have paid?

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    1. Re:What about the license fees? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Yes. SCO committed fraud. They sold those companies something they didn't own.

    2. Re:What about the license fees? by Wilden2003 · · Score: 4, Informative

      No. Read the actual licenses. They don't specify what was licensed. All they sell is SCO IP, which is never defined in the license.

    3. Re:What about the license fees? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      I wonder about those companies who paid the SCO license fees to use Linux?

      I strongly suspect that the only company that (ultimately) paid money to SCO was Microsoft.

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    4. Re:What about the license fees? by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 2, Informative

      I wonder about those companies who paid the SCO license fees to use Linux? Are they free now to sue SCO for the license fees they have paid?

      Part of that question is who paid, how much they paid, and under what kind of agreement. Note that SCO Source wasn't exactly a cash cow. A SCO financial statement in 2005 claimed $32,000 from the program. That's not much (not that I'd pass up the opportunity to cash that kind of check for personal use).

      Also take in to count dupes like EV1. Their "estimated over $1M" deal actually was $800k. And it included this little gem:

      SCO represents and warrants that it has full right and title to grant the rights hereunder to the SCO IP and related materials, and all copyrights, trade secret and other intellectual proprietary rights therein, are and remain the valuable property of SCO and its suppliers. SCO makes no representations or guarantees concerning the outcome of any pending or potential litigation, as outlined above, regarding SCO's claims of violations of its IP or contractual rights in the Operating System. Licensee acknowledges that SCO's claims regarding its IP as it relates to the Operating System are being litigated in one or more cases, with possibly more litigation to follow, and that SCO has not guaranteed that it will ultimately prevail in any of this litigation. Licensee, to avoid any such litigation and to effectuate a productive and prompt resolution of any and all issues relating to use of SCO's IP, desires to obtain this license.

      What other details exist in these (few) other deals?

    5. Re:What about the license fees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're always free to sue ;-) As to whether or not they'll win, that will depend on how SCO represented its ownership of what it was licensing. As to whether they can collect on any settlement or judgment... well, they'll have to get in line. :-)

  16. Re:3.5M? Oh noes... by The+Snowman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm sure that really stings after Microsoft's $50M cash injection. Really, 3.5M? That's it? They're laughing all the way to the bank.

    I am sure it does sting, considering they have spent quite a bit of that money on lawyers, corporate executive benefits, etc.

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  17. sco who by CHRONOSS2008 · · Score: 0

    boo whoo

    cry me a river , we all knew they were full of it.
    Next up

  18. wht a mess our legal system is by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How much did it cost to defeat SCO and stop their nonsense? I'd be shocked if the legal bills on just the Novell/IBM side were under $10M.

    The system worked once, at least in rendering the right decision. But few can afford to spend the amount of money this took.

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    1. Re:wht a mess our legal system is by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      The only reason it took so much money is because there was an even larger amount to lose. Because you can't afford it pretty much guarantee's that you wont have to.

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    2. Re:wht a mess our legal system is by dbIII · · Score: 1
      IMHO the only reason it cost so much is that Darl's brother is the recipient of a lot of the legal fees. Darl found a way to take over a company and then funnel more money out of it than it had.

      As for your sig - you are screwed for a generation or two by mismanagement by Greenspan etc. People are going to hate Obama when they find out there is no magic to fix it quickly, just as they would have come to hate McCain, Palin, Cleese, Gilliam or whoever.

  19. $x = "I told them so" by thewiz · · Score: 1

    $x++;

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    1. Re:$x = "I told them so" by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      > print $x."\n"; "I told them so1" Hrm.

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  20. Re:Zombie? More like vampire.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I suggest you start by a scheme of napalm applied liberally to the orifices of their legal representation."

    Shower, rinse, repeat.

  21. gratification by bcrowell · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought it was extremely gratifying to look at the graph of the stock price and see that Yahoo had thoughtfully provided some space on the y axis for negative values.

    1. Re:gratification by MadCow42 · · Score: 1

      Given that their market cap is $2.81M, and the judgement was for $3.5M, doesn't that essentially seal their bankruptcy too? Basically, Novell owns their butts now...

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    2. Re:gratification by cgenman · · Score: 1

      That might not be such a bad idea. The stockholders are both investors in and owners of the company. If the voting shareholders were legally liable for any court rulings for misbehavior of this magnitude, they might vote a little less recklessly.

    3. Re:gratification by elronxenu · · Score: 1

      No. Market Cap is the per-share price multiplied by the number of shares on issue. It's a measure of how much the marketplace values the company, and isn't necessarily related to the amount of assets the company has or their cash at hand.

      Now that Novell has a final judgement and an agreed-in-principle constructive trust, this saga is going to continue to play out in the bankruptcy court. I expect SCO to start dancing - a lot - about appeals and reorganisations, but they may also try to delay. They may use Xmas as an excuse to avoid being placed into Ch.7 before the end of the year.

  22. How much do they have by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Informative

    So they now owe Novell $3.5 million or so. A look at their June '08 financials ( http://finance.google.com/finance?hl=en&fkt=917&fsdt=2133&q=SCOX&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=we ) makes it look like SCO is currently worth $8.96 million. Of course, then they have $5.85 million in current liabilities. Add in this $3.5 million and SCO's wallet runs dry (and then some). Of course, this doesn't take into account liabilities that they don't need to pay back immediately. Things like that will come up in any bankruptcy hearing.

    The end result is that the amount of the award is basically meaningless. Novell may not see that entire figure (if anything) due to SCO going bankrupt. It's the ruling itself that is important. All of SCO's claims were knocked down. Novell's claims were either upheld, made moot by further developments, or voluntarily dismissed. SCO got beat down hard and I don't think they'll be getting back up anytime soon.

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    1. Re:How much do they have by mitch_feaster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If company expansion (in terms of hiring new employees) is an indicator as to how much a company is worth then sure enough they're not doing too well: http://www.sco.com/jobs/

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    2. Re:How much do they have by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      You see, SCO was caught holding the bag, giving Unix internals to Sun for a small sum (hence Solaris 10/opensolaris), yet the bag was empty at the end. No useful IP (just bits and pieces of post license work), no copyrights of any real use, core code depreciated and effectively imitated by BSD branches and Linux, no Xenix, no resellers, no chance on their mobile development software, no chance of beating IBM, no chance of pursuing their other claims, no cash, no real employees (not to slime anyone), no strength of any kind in the marketplace, no chance for getting licensing from anyone with half a brain, no credibility in technical sectors, no chance of getting onto the desktop, no chance of ever working with IBM, Novell, Microsoft, or Sun again---> the total empty bag including any bag shareholders had.

      Ransom Love is probably snickering at this point. So are many of us.

      And Three Cheers for Pamela Jones!!!!!

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    3. Re:How much do they have by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Novell may not see that entire figure (if anything) due to SCO going bankrupt.

      Actually, my understanding is that Novell gets paid before anyone else, since the judge ruled that SCO is actually holding Novell's money improperly (converting it?). It's not like a normal debt where the judge says "you owe them this much money", but where the judge says "that stack of money right there belongs to Novell - hand it over."

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  23. yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    YAY! :D

  24. Dear SCO, by sootman · · Score: 1

    Thank you for wasting five years of the Linux community's time and casting a shadow over the legitimacy of the world's countless open-source projects. Think of all the interesting things we could have devoted our time to if we hadn't been dealing with you assholes. I hope you rot in Hell.

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    1. Re:Dear SCO, by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank you for wasting five years of the Linux community's time and casting a shadow over the legitimacy of the world's countless open-source projects.

      I think that was the point. B-(

      (Or what became the point after they got caught in their own legal machine and people whose business models were threatened by Open Source saw the opportunity to hurt the competition by funding the suit to keep it alive. IMHO it started as a rent-seeking extortion scheme by people who bought into a dying company and picked the wrong victim.)

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  25. Re:Don't Forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I understand your anger, being spit and pissed on, having to take beating after undeserved beating. Well a new future is dawning and great evil has been defeated. Rejoice my brother, now is the time for healing.

  26. Chapter 7? by maz2331 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if there will be a point that Novell can force SCO into an involuntary Chapter 7 (liquidation) bankruptcy? Especially in light of the ruling that this money isn't a "normal" debt but a "conversion" - does that take it outside of what the bankruptcy court can protect?

    1. Re:Chapter 7? by Svartalf · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is close to being it...they're guilty of conversion. That transforms them into a priority creditor with a 3.5 million dollar claim to things before anything else.

      I doubt SCOX could mount an appeal effort. If they could, it's going to have to be something where they had some tidbit of the law overlooked where they didn't get a fair trial, because there's nothing else for them to actually appeal otherwise.

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    2. Re:Chapter 7? by dingbatdr · · Score: 1

      While they are at it, they should sow McBride's backyard with salt.

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    3. Re:Chapter 7? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      BSF's contract covers appeals. However, I don't know if SCOXQ will be able to pry the $$$ for the appeal bond loose from the BK judge.

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  27. Re:Zombie? More like vampire.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nuke them from space... It's the only way to be sure.

  28. Great news on a sad end! by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The sad part being that the old SCO and its UNIX had to be affiliated with the litigation hound that SCO is today...or was yesterday.

  29. Market Cap... by jwiegley · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The $3.5M exceeds their current market cap. which appears to be only $2.81M. (pretty far fall from the $2.54B they had in 2000.)

    Don't quite know what that means but I'm hoping it means the judgment effectively wipes them off the map entirely.

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    1. Re:Market Cap... by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It doesn't really mean anything. The market cap is often a useful proxy to the actual value of the company (because it reflects what the 'market' would pay for the entire company), but it isn't based on anything other than the share price. For a company like SCO, the share price doesn't mean a whole lot, as there isn't really a functioning market behind the quoted prices, just a smattering of transactions.

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    2. Re:Market Cap... by drew · · Score: 1

      It means very little, particularly in this situation. A companies "Market Cap" is roughly what it would cost for an individual to buy all of the outstanding stock in a company. Even doing that doesn't necessarily mean a whole lot. That's just the cost to assume control of the company. In doing so, you would take on all their assets and liabilities as well, so a rough estimate of how much it would actually cost someone to "buy" a company could roughly be imagined as the total of market cap plus current liabilities minus current assets. (Another famous example of this recently was the Bear Stearns takeover. The original plan would have had JPMorgan taking over Bear Stearns for about $250 million, which might seem like a steal, but the true cost to them will almost certainly be in the billions of dollars given Bear Stearns' shaky financial state at the time.)

      In this case, the numbers you would really want are found on their balance sheet, namely their current assets (particularly cash on hand) and liabilities. This information should be readily available to you if you have any half way decent online brokerage account. Some make it available to the general public as well. According to ETrade, they ended Q3 2008 with $2.1 million cash. Their total assets and liabilities at that time were $9.5 million and $12.7 million respectively, although it's hard to tell what form those come in. (Most notably, over half of their total liabilities are lumped together under "Other Liabilities".) So they were well in the hole already even before this ruling...

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  30. Re:3.5M? Oh noes... by dreamchaser · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Especially seeing as how that was 4 years ago.

  31. Re: The stock price by davebarnes · · Score: 1

    I still don't understand why the stock price is so high at $0.13 a share.
    I would expect it to be at 1 cent.
    What is keeping it up?

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  32. It's (apparently) easy to forget facts are facts by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Remember how Enderle, O'Gara and company told us that SCO was sure to win? I wonder how many people have emailed them to say, 'I told you so.'"

    Agreed - these tech pundits were complete tools. O'Gara was shallow enough to stalk Pamela Jones of Groklaw in 2005 and publish alleged photos of her apartment. Only Daniel Lyons (he of the Fake Steve) later admitted he was wrong.

    But this gets into a bigger pet peeve of mine: the tendency of people to disregard details in pursuit of what they wish were true. These pundits really wanted Linux to fail massively, either because their bread and butter was covering the developments of Microsoft and other proprietary OS vendors or because they equated Linux and free software with anti-capitalism. This led a lot of these shrills to cling to a very silly, unsubstantiated lawsuit long after it became clear that SCO had no concrete evidence to present in court and clearly hadn't thought through licensing considerations (BSD-licensed code in both Linux and System V, for example).

    Many people really don't like delving into the details before forming an opinion and sticking to it. See also: religion, politics.

  33. Look by Vexorian · · Score: 1

    Cheer up, we didn't lose a SCO, we got a Novell.

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  34. YAAAAAAY! by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 5, Funny

    And that pretty much wraps it up. Now I need a new name...

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    1. Re:YAAAAAAY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that pretty much wraps it up. Now I need a new name...

      HolyCrapSCOStillSucks?

      Hey, if it works for disco...

  35. The MS kiss of death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This only goes to show that the old addage is true. The only companies that end up worse off than the ones that compete with Microsoft are the ones that cooperate with Microsoft.

  36. Re:3.5M? Oh noes... by Penguinisto · · Score: 4, Interesting

    McBride and his cronies my be at the moment... but SCO the organization is not. SCO has been bleeding worse than a freshly-amputated pig, with no signs of slowing down its losses. Nobody (especially in this economy) would want to buy such a toxic and radioactive property.

    I also suspect that whoever is left holding the by-now worthless SCO stock would have little trouble in finding a contingency lawyer willing to sue McBride (and his buddies) personally for fiscal irresponsibility.

    There is also the chance that the SEC may get in on the act as well.

    /P

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  37. Re: The stock price by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    I still don't understand why the stock price is so high ... What is keeping it up?

    a) People making very long-shot bets.

    b) People who didn't "do their due diligence" and are buying it without understanding the real situation.

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  38. Speaking of losers... by yog · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What about all those companies that paid those don't-sue-us fees to SCO back in 2002? Are they going to step forward and demand their money back, now that the entire basis for this shakedown has been invalidated? And what about companies like Chrysler which also won against SCO? It seems to me they didn't get as much press as the IBM-SCO case did.

    One might also ask, whither Microsoft, now that their $86 million investment in Baystar has turned out to be a complete waste. Shouldn't some executive's head roll for this? God, if someone can waste that much money at Microsoft and get away with it, they must be either Steve Ballmer or Bill Gates, either of whom is too powerful to reprimand.

    I will say, SCO in its day was very intimidating, with Darl Bride as an eloquent and persuasive spokesman. His pronouncements sounded factual and reasonable, until people like Groklaw looked behind the curtain and showed us the truth. Well, it's just a testament to the power and resiliency of the open source community that Linux and friends will be around long after the world has forgotten what SCO was.

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    1. Re:Speaking of losers... by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 0, Troll

      I think $699 is a small price to pay to not be a teabagging cocksucker, don't you?

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    2. Re:Speaking of losers... by Lijemo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about all those companies that paid those don't-sue-us fees to SCO back in 2002? Are they going to step forward and demand their money back, now that the entire basis for this shakedown has been invalidated?

      Blood. Turnip.

      Doesn't do a lot of good to go to the effort of suing someone who doesn't have a dime to give you for your efforts-- they'd be in line behind the people who SCO has already been ordered to pay, and SCO is already insolvent.

    3. Re:Speaking of losers... by dbIII · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I will say, SCO in its day was very intimidating, with Darl Bride as an eloquent and persuasive spokesman

      He came across as paranoid, self-obsessed and frivolous in my opinion. At a trade conference he made clients and potential clients sit through a vanity production of him as James Bond fighting the evil forces of Linux as one example. The whole fake death threat for publicity thing, bodygaurds and going about heavily armed thing really made him look dangerously mentally unbalanced. As for intimidating: to start with he had less staff and less budget than a typical high school principal, then he shed staff after that. He never was a big wheel. He was just a big noise.

      Personally I think the whole thing really was a two man scam where Darl drove the company into the brick wall of IBM and funneled as much of the legal expenses as he could to his brother. Between them I think they have milked SCO fairly dry.

    4. Re:Speaking of losers... by countach · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm pretty sure the contracts would have been vague enough that there are no refunds. Something along the lines of "we indemnify you against all IP issues that may or may not exist".

    5. Re:Speaking of losers... by schon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      SCO in its day was very intimidating, with Darl Bride as an eloquent and persuasive spokesman. His pronouncements sounded factual and reasonable, until people like Groklaw looked behind the curtain and showed us the truth.

      Sorry, but I think you and I have very different recollections of what happened.

      Darl may have been eloquent - right up until he had to answer questions. But once he did, it was quite obvious that it was a scam.

      For example, when he said that every Linux user owed him $699, the immediate question was "why? Where is the code?" His response was always "I can't show it to you."

      You don't have to be a genius to understand that was an outright lie. If he can't show it to you, then you don't have to pay him. The excuse that they had NDAs that prohibited it was laughable. Any attorney who signed a deal saying that said that the company wasn't allowed to identify their own code, even if someone else made it publically available would be disbarred. It's just absurd.

      Darl came across as a sleazy con-man. Persuasive he was not.

    6. Re:Speaking of losers... by MSZ · · Score: 1

      One might also ask, whither Microsoft, now that their $86 million investment in Baystar has turned out to be a complete waste. Shouldn't some executive's head roll for this?

      Oh, he's probably got a raise and congratulatory call from The Chair Master. That $86 million was good investment - it did profit MS indirectly, by causing many to be wary and afraid of Linux or FOSS in general. Probably the most successful FUD campaign MS ever did.

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    7. Re:Speaking of losers... by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they should try something like:

      "GIVE US OUR $699 LICENSING FEE BACK, YOU COCKSMOKING TEABAGGERS!" ?

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      Xenon, where's my money? -Borno
    8. Re:Speaking of losers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole fake death threat for publicity thing, bodygaurds and going about heavily armed thing really made [McBride] look dangerously mentally unbalanced

      What and the guy you all sign the rights to your your "free" software to doesn't?

    9. Re:Speaking of losers... by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I disagree. The very first fillings in this case had dozens of factual errors and easily disproven facts. There was no point ever where SCO sounded plausible.

      People who believed SCO / McBride did so in spite of the facts and evidence not because of them.

  39. Re:3.5M? Oh noes... by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    Especially seeing as how that was 4 years ago.

    Back then, 50M bucks was a lot of money.

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  40. When a litigant runs out of money... by mi · · Score: 0

    Of course, they need money to do that and they don't really have much of that any more.

    When a litigant runs out of money, the correct reaction — or so one would conclude from reading Slashdot's descriptions of some other lawsuits — is to donate to their cause, so that the truth and justice prevails regardless of which side has deeper pockets.

    Right?

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    In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
  41. Slashdot 2020: SCO dead by Seth+Kriticos · · Score: 2, Funny

    This time for sure, really really, we promise after burring them 9 feet under, just this last little side arm remaining..

    1. Re:Slashdot 2020: SCO dead by francium+de+neobie · · Score: 2, Funny

      SCO may be dead, but the year 2020 will STILL be the year of Linux on the desktop.

  42. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Generalisimo Francisco Franco is stiil dead.

    Sadly , the same can't be said of SCO.

  43. "a complete waste" by DXLster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    whither Microsoft, now that their $86 million investment in Baystar has turned out to be a complete waste.

    Ummmm, that $86 million was the best money MSFT spent since the $50,000 for QDOS. The chilling effect that the SCO suit produced for the Linux community was huge, and bought MSFT a lot of extra time. And you can't even begin to imagine the degree to which it has slowed innovation in IBM Software Group. IBM engineers can't post without 10 person-months of review from Legal.

    1. Re:"a complete waste" by DXLster · · Score: 2, Informative

      sorry... should read *can't post TO A WEB BOARD...

    2. Re:"a complete waste" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yup, my company (a fortune 1000) won't touch anything free or open source, after SCO.

    3. Re:"a complete waste" by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Funny - my last employer (currently in the Fortune 100... hint: look up the ticker symbol INTL) uses almost nothing but Linux to develop with these days.

      ...your point?

      /P

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    4. Re:"a complete waste" by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      That's arguable. Since 2003:

      • Large companies have created an open patent portfolio
      • The community has realised that certain elements of law can be worked on just as effectively as code using FLOSS principles
      • IBM's counterclaims put paid to any ideas that people may have had that this was a frivolous lawsuit
      • The openness and honesty of the kernel development and review process has been subject to the most rigorous public scrutiny
      • Linus has been able to say things like "SCO are smoking crack" - and been vindicated
      • The GPL has been held up in court numerous times
      • Caldera were shown to be lying douchbags
      • So were Sun

      I'd say it was $86m well spent :)

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  44. Ding-a-ling by BigFootApe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Would that be jail time calling? Here's to hoping.

    I want to know how much these pirates bilked Joe Investor for. Furthermore, I hope both IBM and Novell are interested in cooperating with bodies such as the SEC in holding SCO and Canopy management personally responsible for any and all wrongdoing, including both legal malpractice and stock manipulation, during the SCO race towards infamy.

  45. Great. by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

    So can we launch the class action suit against McBride & co for mental anguish and psychological damage now? Every single nerd and most ex SCO stock holders should be eligible.

  46. Constructive Trust by debrain · · Score: 4, Informative

    A constructive trust is a trust (a legal duty to a beneficiary by the person in possession of something) that has been created by a court. There are many types of trust, but they all essentially mean the same: There is something (in trust) that you never had the authority over in the first place because it belonged to someone else (the beneficiary).

    As an example, in many places a constructive trust in bankruptcy exists over employee wages such that employees have a superpriority over other creditors (i.e. employees get all their money before creditors get any), but further a the thing held in trust (wages) that was previously given away (to pay creditors) can actually be taken back from subsequent possessors ("restitution"). In other words, anyone given anything by an insolvent (that state of not being able to pay bills that typically precedes a declaration of bankruptcy) company may have to give it up so that employees can get their wages held in trust. Employment law varies wildly- many jurisdictions don't enact a trust- but it's a decent example, easy to relate to.

    In the SCO case the trust is over funds, meaning the court has said (by declaring the construction of a trust) that the beneficiary (Novell) of the trust can "follow the money" from SCO to whomever may now hold it because SCO never had a right to the funds in the first place. That may include wages to directors, bank transfers, rent, etc. Further, if SCO is unable to pay the money, and it cannot be traced, anyone that encouraged SCO to spend money that SCO didn't have a right to may have committed a wrong (intentionally, having been complicit or willfully blind) related to the breach of trust.

    These are just common law principles for the edification of anyone interested, and the law may very well be quite different in Utah (or most anywhere else). But it's also an oculus into why a constructive may be relevant- and it's not well explained in the article.

  47. Enderle XOR OxFF by Wingsy · · Score: 1

    "Remember how Enderle, O'Gara and company told us that SCO was sure to win?" No, no, no. You misunderstood. Enderle always says the opposite of what will be, or what is, or whatever is logical. So if you're tuned in to what he really means, he predicted this correctly just as he does everything else.

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    1. Re:Enderle XOR OxFF by SpammersAreScum · · Score: 1

      Now, now. Let's be fair. Enderle actually got something right once. Don't remember about what -- nothing to do with SCO -- but I distinctly remember it happening. I thought it was a sign of the apocalypse.

  48. BitBoys Oy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget that DNF is written to require a BitBoys Oy Glaze3D video card as well.

  49. Comeuppance by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    Seems fitting that they should OWE money now. Since they're bankrupt, I suppose it's only symbolic.

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  50. What about prosecutions? by wilder_card · · Score: 1

    When will the multiple demonstrably false statements made by McBride, et al come home to roost? If stockholders bought SCO based on those statements, isn't it fraud?

  51. I remember back when this broke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Back when the SCO scandal broke on Slashdot several years ago, I remember reading several posts by guys who said they had been ordered to wipe SUSE/Red Hat/whatever off their servers and install 2003 Server.

    I wonder... Have they wiped 2003 Server and put Linux back on? Are the bosses that ordered this still around?

    I'll stop now because not only am I getting depressed, but this is turning into a Dilbert cartoon.

    But don't forget that there's a new word in the English language:

    McBride (verb): To accuse open source software of a patent falsehood in the hope of pecuniary advantage.

    Usage: "Hey, did you hear Steve Ballmer the other day? He was on stage at the Windows Expo and McBriding like crazy. The dude said that Linux stole the idea of sudo from Windows!"

  52. Now for a Linux user class action lawsuit vs SCO by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Informative

    For trying to sell us "Linux Licenses" in order to use Linux legally. Turns out they had no legal basis for those licenses, which is of course "fraud" via a civil court lawsuit.

    Now how many Linux users are there? Let's get $1000 each.

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  53. HP is horsepower or Hewlett-Packard by tepples · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know this "hp" metric you are referring to.

    Horsepower.

    Can you explain it in Library of Congresses (LOC)?

    It depends on how many BD-Rs you can fit in a covered wagon.

  54. SCO has finally lost to Novell... by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, no, not finally. They've got more losing to do in the Suse arbitration. And they've got a lot of losing to do yet in the IBM case, as well as the Autozone and Red Hat cases.

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  55. It's too bad about the engineers by kelvin31415 · · Score: 4, Informative

    There remain a few dedicated and extraordinarily talented kernel engineers embedded within the parasitized husk that now goes by the name "SCO". Among them are people who started work at Bell Labs decades ago, and have thereafter worked continuously on the same evolving UNIX code base through numerous renamings and acquisitions. They have been ill-served by their management for years, and while some ignoramuses will consider them tainted by their association with SCO, they have my greatest respect.

    I now return you to the usual hate-fest already in progress.

  56. In related news by neurovish · · Score: 1

    Novell's 2008 fiscal year net income jumps 8% to -$44.5 million.

  57. Profit or loss? by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 1

    1. Claim you own Linux
    2. Sue other Linux companies and your own customers
    3. ?????
    4. LOSE!

  58. They won by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    Yes, they lost the case, they may have to pay some money but they won by what I'm guessing is their criteria for winning going into this fudcast.

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  59. stealing from the poor to give to the rich. by toby · · Score: 1

    That's the very definition of American-style capitalism, and globalisation.

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  60. Mortal Kombat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NOVELL WINS!

              FATALITY!

    -wk

  61. They'll probably need it soon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The featured video is "downsizing executive pay" too. Yahoo Finance seems to have SCO pegged...

  62. Re:Zombie? More like vampire.... by kennedy · · Score: 1

    You fail at quoting Aliens.

    "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. "

  63. All irrelevant by macraig · · Score: 5, Insightful

    None of this matters: Darl McBride et al were still personally enriched by all this shenanigans, and they are all still alive and able to run off somewhere else and pull yet more shenanigans.

    The bad CORPORATION was slapped, but its ORGANS still won and will get "transplanted" somewhere else. Until we get rid of the ethical shield that corporate law provides, people like this will still rule the roost.

    1. Re:All irrelevant by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Until we get rid of the ethical shield that corporate law provides...

      There is no such shield.

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    2. Re:All irrelevant by macraig · · Score: 1

      I think you're mistaken to think so, but do tell?

    3. Re:All irrelevant by macraig · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Errr... I should have been clearer: "... ethical shield that corporate law provides" should instead read "... ethical shield that corporate law and corporate hierarchy provides".

      For the former, you might investigate Thom Hartmann's book "Unequal Protection". For the latter, consider the cliches about absolute power and corruption and the Peter Principle with a self-centric sinister twist: increasing ambition almost always leads to decreasing ethics. Those who get promoted or hired for the top ranks are usually the least ethical, as defined by the nature of the system. If we want better, we have to change the system, not waste time trying to find nonexistent better people within it. This is coincidentally just as true for the American electoral system and government, and why Obama will change nothing of any real and lasting significance. The only thing that will be recorded by history about this next Presidency will be that it marked the first time a non-Caucasian person performed the role.

  64. Re:Zombie? More like vampire.... by metalcoat · · Score: 1

    Top men are handling it. TOP MEN!

  65. Re: The stock price by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    A stock "price" isn't really a price. It's the price of the last trade. SCO is not a very active stock. You also have to consider that someone who have to want to sell it for 1 cent. Why? It's not worth the effort to sell at that price, except so that you can have a loss to offset a capital gain in another stock and reduce your taxes. Since most stock are down, I don't think people are looking for a way to offset gains. If you sell your SCO stock in January, you can use the loss against gains later in the year. Anyway, you can see, the price little to do with SCO anymore and more to do with the people who own the stock.

  66. Re:It's NOT too bad about the engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, no.

    They knew what their management was doing, and they tactitly condoned it.

    Five years is *way* more than enough time to find work with a company that isn't run by lying thieves. Especially if they are as "talented" as you claim.

  67. new sco taggline by ufpdom · · Score: 1

    alt.wesley.die.die.die or alt.sco.die.die.die Seriously... This SCO thing is like a bad batch of cockroaches. I got some very aged rum which I'm waiting to pop open when this company goes away forever. Why don't they die?

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    1. Re:new sco taggline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a better idea. Why don't you die?

  68. So we're done now? Really, really done? by Zwicky · · Score: 1

    $ umount /dev/sco

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  69. Fun Activity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO stock is so freaking low right now, I suggest we all buy one, insist on the paper stock certificate.

    Once that arrives, print, staple, glue, etc an image of McBrides head on it. Then you can use it for a dart board, shame-frame, incentive poster, Halloween mask, etc.

    Also, being an actual stockholder, assuming SCO doesn't totally cease to exist before the mail arrives, you can send them letters regarding their business activities that they (in theory) have to take into account since you would in fact, be a stockholder.
    (Run-on sentences: Love/Hate?)

    Alternately, you could do a small performance piece about McBrides business acumen by folding it into a paper airplane, lighting it, and tossing it off a moderately tall building. As long as you don't break any fire or safety regulations in the process.
    (I wonder if Novell has any company branded lighters available for the procedure...)

    Later peeps!

  70. Re:3.5M? Oh noes... by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 2, Funny
    > Nobody (especially in this economy) would want to buy such a toxic and radioactive property.

    Not even Henry Paulson?

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  71. Now is the time by symbolset · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At long last Novell and Sun have the opportunity to kiss and make up over their little Open Solaris argument. Or not.

    Will they? Sun paid millions for the right to open Solaris to a company that was suing Novell. That money was rightly Novell's, as the right was theirs to sell and not SCO's. That money prolonged the unjust suit for a long time, costing Novell more than just the lost revenue, but also legal fees for their own lawyers to defend against the very lawyers funded by Sun's investment.

    This should be interesting, but we're not going to get the real story - just the announcement. How forgiving is Novell?

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  72. Let me be the first to say by shentino · · Score: 1

    It's about damn time...

  73. Re:It's NOT too bad about the engineers by kelvin31415 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most of the engineers did find jobs elsewhere. Those who remained did so despite salary cuts and other hardships, including the knowledge that basement-dwellers everywhere scorned them for their association with the corporate raiders and lawsuit-happy lawyers who had taken over the company.

    Perhaps after having spent decades of their life putting heart and soul into something they were proud of, they were hoping against hope that it could be kept alive, instead of walking away and watching their legacy, the direct descendent of the original Bell Labs UNIX, get flushed down the toilet.

  74. Huh? by JYD · · Score: 1

    Knock Knock Dr. Evil...all that work for 3 MILS? I mean, all AIG and eventually the Big 3 had to do was give some bjs and guaranteed 30 BILS, right?

    Nonetheless, thank god this ordeal is over, so I can finally get my copy of United Linux

  75. Done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mission accomplished.
    Next.

  76. Re:Zombie? More like vampire.... by sgage · · Score: 1

    Garlic is good, but there's the obvious little matter of driving a f***ing stake through its heart. And toss a silver cross in there while you're at it. SCO has caused more frivolous waste of time, money, and attention than should be allowed. They need to be made an example of. Not sure the best way to do that. Tar and feathering "Darl"? That would work for me.

  77. It couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In all seriousness, it couldn't (and most likely, wouldn't) have happened to a nicer bunch of guys.

    Seems like just desserts from this corner.

  78. I Own UNIX! by CranberryKing · · Score: 1
    I can finally state it. I've been waiting so I could sue Novell instead of SCO. They'll be hearing from my lawyers.

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    I want.. 10,000,000 GroupWise licenses! Ha ha ha ha!

  79. The Best News of All by cc_pirate · · Score: 1

    Is that Darl will never be another CEO, anywhere, at any time, unless it is CEO of his own house cleaning company.

    Also good news that evil ba$tards that try to sue their own customers lose.

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  80. Re:3.5M? Oh noes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    McBride should never work again. What he did was malicious, stupid and didn't benefit anyone but himself and the lawyers working for him. Greedy bastards.

  81. Not really. by symbolset · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Four years from now $50M might be a lot of money. Or it might be enough to buy a single sheet of toilet paper.

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  82. Hmm..? by RichiH · · Score: 1

    I wonder why you would patent the sliced wheel.

  83. brute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's "et tu, brute?". Not brutu.

  84. Re:3.5M? Oh noes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 3.5 million is only what they have lost to Novell.

    There is still damages for IBM's counterclaims to come, and also I think RedHat has a very good Lanham Act case against them still.

  85. Thank you by Don_dumb · · Score: 1

    I've been on these forums for a few years, and I have never seen such a concise explanation of what the hell this is all about.

    Cheers for clearing up my confusion on all this.

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    1. Re:Thank you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, you really are new here?!

    2. Re:Thank you by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Indeed, thank you. That was very good and clear.

  86. Not so fast by xs650 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    SCO isn't dead until someone drives a wooden stake through it's heart.

  87. You missed step 3 by SpammersAreScum · · Score: 2, Informative

    Novell actually countersued SCO. SCO had sued them first for publicly contradicting SCO's claim to hold the Unix copyrights.

    Oh, and Novell's countersuit included the claims that SCO did not have the rights to make the deals they did with Sun and Microsoft without Novell's approval.

    The judge agreed with Novell on the copyrights, the license payments, and the Sun deal, but not the Microsoft deal.

    SCO lost a lot of ammunition against IBM due to the Novell rulings as well as rulings in IBM itself, but not all the claims have been lost yet, and IBM has also countersued.

    So, don't put the popcorn away yet. More smackdowns of SCO are yet to come.

  88. Re:Zombie? More like vampire.... by jacquesm · · Score: 1

    tar cvf scum.tar ./DarlMcbride

    not sure about the feathering though...

  89. Re:3.5M? Oh noes... by couchslug · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "I am sure it does sting, considering they have spent quite a bit of that money on lawyers, corporate executive benefits, etc."

    That's not the definition of "sting", if spending that money before the ship sank was one of the objectives in the first place. Companies aren't "people", they are an utterly expendable construct. Accomplish objectives, get paid, move on. A few million dollars seems like a lot to the peasantry, but for real players it's pocket money.

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