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  1. Confucius say on Six Questions To Ask Before Telecommuting · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Manager usually ends telecommuting when he discovers that the house cat is unmotivated by money."

  2. Confucius say on Six Questions To Ask Before Telecommuting · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Man who work in house live at work."

  3. Confucius say on James Powderly of Graffiti Research Labs Detained In China · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "It will take many many throwies to enlighten all of China."

  4. Confucius say on Research Suggests Polygamous Men Live Longer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Confucius say "Man who hosts two women under one roof sleep in doghouse."

  5. Confucius say on Hacker Uncovers Chinese Olympic Fraud · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Even in China it is hard to find 16 year old girl to play games."

  6. Confucius say on My Job Went To India · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Confucius say "Job is like a woman. Smartest programmer in world cannot keep job from leaving if it wants to."

  7. Confucius say on NASA Installing Shocks On Ares · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "solid rocket on man-rated vehicle not solid idea."

  8. Confucius say on Support Grows For Blanket Music Licensing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Confucius say "Companies who invent terms like 'collection society' never bring good dishes to pot luck."

  9. Confucius say on Support Grows For Blanket Music Licensing · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Man who spend time thinking about monetizing music need to spend more time listening to music."

  10. Confucius say on Strong Dog · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Dog who hump car instead of leg is very useful dog."

  11. Confucius say on Leaping the Uncanny Valley · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Uncanny valley not such a difficult problem for porn."

  12. Confucius say on Teens Arrested For Motorized Office Chair · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "World fastest office chair still not fast enough to catch office gossip."

  13. Confucius say on Mars Lander Snaps the Most Detailed Pics Yet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Confucius say "Sending giant rocket to see little piece of dust like bringing mountain to Mohammad."

  14. Confucius say on Dallas Schools Extend Homework Due Dates Indefinitely · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Student too lazy to do homework often seen working late at night perfecting ignorance."

  15. Confucius say on The Duke Is Finally Back, For Real · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Duke Nukem like geek's girlfriend. Existence uncertain."

  16. Confucius say on Best Terrestrial/OTA HDTV Setup For an Apartment? · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Man who spend so much on rickety video contraption understandably pay rent, not mortgage."

  17. Confucius say on Open-Source College Textbooks Gaining Mindshare · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "knowledge want to be free, but few are willing to pay price."

  18. Confucius say on Can You Build a Fiber Test Kit On a Budget? · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "cheapest way to test fiber is to eat cow pie."

  19. Confucius say on One Third of New PCs Downgraded To XP? · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Liking Windows Vista just like masturbation. Nobody admit to it, but eventually everybody do it."

  20. Re:Yes, but... on Police Secretly Planting GPS Devices On Cars · · Score: 1

    Hey, I can't remember. Have we ever fucked in a rest stop before? I think we did last week, but I could be wrong.

  21. Confucius say on Amateur Scientists Seek Fusion Reaction · · Score: 4, Funny

    Confucius say "Man who build fusion reactor at home flux his wife instead of his secretary."

  22. Confucius say on Level of IPv6 Usage Is Vanishingly Small · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Man who upgrade to IPV6 find himself talking to clouds."

  23. Re:Huh. I'm still using STL. on Boost 1.36 Released · · Score: 1

    Wow, someone actually took the time to blow their whole moderation load on these posts. Someone without a sense of humor. Probably one of my former sexual partners.

  24. Re:Huh. I'm still using STL. on Boost 1.36 Released · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Man with doesn't like new C++ libraries really going to hate new C++ standard."

  25. Re:Huh. I'm still using STL. on Boost 1.36 Released · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Man who has maximum three threads and no smart pointers is master of indirection, but should practice sleight-of-hand."