You're right. I'm not sorry. The apology is just a pretty standard phrasing that follows a well established comment pattern. The comment itself is not actually making fun of anybody's name, as I am not aware of anybody actually named "two dogs fucking." The names in the joke don't resemble your name at all.
Are you aware of the joke that I am referring to? If you're not, you could be confused. If you are indeed aware of the joke, then that reveals something about you which is also interesting to me: you take yourself very seriously.
I have a question for you. What did you think about the name joke in the movie "Hot Shots?" That one is a little more tame.
As for me, I enjoy obscenity in all forms. Especially politics. But what's funny about the post in question is the name joke itself. It's a very old and very funny ethnic joke. Another one of the genre that I like is the genuine Italian food joke (it's genuine because the it was cooked by a chef wearing an undershirt. har har) These jokes aren't typically malicious, and this one is no exception. For example, I never use the term aboriginal, or native American, or Indian. I only refer to people who have a tribal identification by their tribe identifier. Confusing? A guy who tells impolite jokes who also takes pains to use the name of the tribe when describing someone? Boggles the mind.
If you have any other questions, ask and I shall answer.
Let me guess. You're using ReiserFS on your computer right now. In fact you've gone out of your way to do it. And when I say that ReiserFS is a piece of shit, it makes you ANGRY ANGGRY.
Don't you see? Javascript is available on every hardware platform! You don't need to have a separate Java binary package from Sun to run Java programs. You can use the portable javascript implementation in your browser! It makes sense.
Not willingly, but you'll be effective all the same. Insane anti-civil liberty stupidity isn't smart enough to resist manipulation. All your surveillance which you so lovingly annotate and file away in databases will be VERY useful when the revolution comes.
At the very least, it'll make for many entertaining hours on You Tube.
It's called "root4everybody". It's a daemon that installs on your Linux box. It opens a socket and accepts text commands on that socket, and then executes them.
The beauty of it is that it gets around the limitations of UAC, er, I mean the inconvenience of not having root access. Ordinary users can send their commands to the socket, and the root4everybody daemon will execute these commands as the root user for you. No sudo! No su! No root login! It's so convenient!
Plus, it's web enabled. It automatically opens the port on your firewall to allow anybody on the Internet to access root on the machine. This means that when you are away from your computer you can execute root commands on your computer at home. It's so convenient!
Seriously, can anybody tell me why this way of getting around Vista's UAC is any different from the dumbass scheme I've outlined here?
Actually, the word I'm looking for is spelled with Cyrillic letters. Slashdot won't let me put non-Roman characters into the text. When spelled with Roman letters, either Tsar, or Czar are used.
cheaper than that - use your cell phone as a modem on the GPRS network. $10 a month for unlimited data from AT&T. About 110kbps down, slow, but not unbearable.
Great, we'll get central planning on this right away, and our farmers will receive their new growing orders from the national directorate this winter.
Oh wait, that won't work. Corn and potatoes are going to sell for X dollars a pound, and switchgrass is going to sell for 10X dollars a pound. Farmers with good land are going to grow corn and potatoes when they can grow shitloads of switchgrass on their very fertile land? Come on.
Plus, switchgrass cannot supply our needs. Demand is too high. That means that the prices will NEVER come down to make growing food profitable in relation. Even the holy invisible hand of the market won't save us.
This is a recipe for mass starvation in the world.
Or the deforestation of the land that will occur just so people can grow food. We're already having problems with half our corn going to alcohol production, and this just removes the problem to the next level. It doesn't go away. Land is another limited resource, and if we devote food crop land to cellulose production, then we're still working with a food vs. fuel tradeoff. We're not conflicting on the crop, but we're conflicting on the land which either food or cellulose needs to grow.
It is much more efficient to just figure out a way to convert people to alcohol. Why not work on that instead?
That's an absolutely fascinating reaction. Did you know that bug eating is very very common throughout the world? I can understand your aversion to the concept, as I was raised in the USA as you may also have been. But at the same time, on a purely intellectual basis, would the idea of using insects to supply high quality protein to a world that is starving and suffering from high food prices be something to consider?
Hi, I really want to jerk off, but I don't have the energy or willpower to jerk myself off. So, I'll let YOU jerk me off, and in return I'll let you tattoo your name on my dick for everyone else to see.
On the other hand, entomophagy *is* completely natural, and it's a form of "meat" that is far more efficient and productive than cultivating large animals for meat. It's better for the planet, widely practiced around the world, and very tasty by some accounts. I confess that I am fascinated with entomophagy and if presented with a plate full of properly prepared arthropods, would definitely eat them.
Entomophagy is "bug eating" and while not common in our culture, could provide a lot of high quality protein to a lot of people around the world.
I did not say that uneducated fucks did not come out of public schools. Where did I say that? One thing I did say was that I never argued with a homeschooler that did not have serious issues with grammar, spelling, or reading comprehension. And you are no exception to that rule.
No flame wars about Hawking? What are you talking about? The flame war was already begun with that completely inappropriate comment about Wheeler being the last great physicist still standing. That was out of line, mister submitter.
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An investment firm that obviously has no intelligence? OMFG this is a dream come true!
Gimme a dollar!
No Stephen, you ignorant slut, you couldn't. Those things aren't real. We've talked about it before.
Yes, but I'm not the one who was caught with his cock firmly lodged in the anus of his neighbor's poodle. That would be you.
I had never heard of that one, but it's awesome. Here's the entire reference from snopes.com
http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=2834
You're right. I'm not sorry. The apology is just a pretty standard phrasing that follows a well established comment pattern. The comment itself is not actually making fun of anybody's name, as I am not aware of anybody actually named "two dogs fucking." The names in the joke don't resemble your name at all.
Are you aware of the joke that I am referring to? If you're not, you could be confused. If you are indeed aware of the joke, then that reveals something about you which is also interesting to me: you take yourself very seriously.
I have a question for you. What did you think about the name joke in the movie "Hot Shots?" That one is a little more tame.
As for me, I enjoy obscenity in all forms. Especially politics. But what's funny about the post in question is the name joke itself. It's a very old and very funny ethnic joke. Another one of the genre that I like is the genuine Italian food joke (it's genuine because the it was cooked by a chef wearing an undershirt. har har) These jokes aren't typically malicious, and this one is no exception. For example, I never use the term aboriginal, or native American, or Indian. I only refer to people who have a tribal identification by their tribe identifier. Confusing? A guy who tells impolite jokes who also takes pains to use the name of the tribe when describing someone? Boggles the mind.
If you have any other questions, ask and I shall answer.
Let me guess. You're using ReiserFS on your computer right now. In fact you've gone out of your way to do it. And when I say that ReiserFS is a piece of shit, it makes you ANGRY ANGGRY.
Does this paint a picture for you?
That's a much better name than "two dogs fucking" that's for sure.
Sorry, you've probably heard that joke a hundred times.
Don't you see? Javascript is available on every hardware platform! You don't need to have a separate Java binary package from Sun to run Java programs. You can use the portable javascript implementation in your browser! It makes sense.
Ahh a supply sider. They figure if they make more pancakes, they've just GOT to sell more maple syrup.
Not willingly, but you'll be effective all the same. Insane anti-civil liberty stupidity isn't smart enough to resist manipulation. All your surveillance which you so lovingly annotate and file away in databases will be VERY useful when the revolution comes.
At the very least, it'll make for many entertaining hours on You Tube.
It's called "root4everybody". It's a daemon that installs on your Linux box. It opens a socket and accepts text commands on that socket, and then executes them.
The beauty of it is that it gets around the limitations of UAC, er, I mean the inconvenience of not having root access. Ordinary users can send their commands to the socket, and the root4everybody daemon will execute these commands as the root user for you. No sudo! No su! No root login! It's so convenient!
Plus, it's web enabled. It automatically opens the port on your firewall to allow anybody on the Internet to access root on the machine. This means that when you are away from your computer you can execute root commands on your computer at home. It's so convenient!
Seriously, can anybody tell me why this way of getting around Vista's UAC is any different from the dumbass scheme I've outlined here?
Problem: my local public university was invaded by physics theorists and is now non-localized. Now what?
Actually, the word I'm looking for is spelled with Cyrillic letters. Slashdot won't let me put non-Roman characters into the text. When spelled with Roman letters, either Tsar, or Czar are used.
For Russian history to be made correct, all that is necessary would be to go back and add the title 'Czar' to all the leaders since 1917.
cheaper than that - use your cell phone as a modem on the GPRS network. $10 a month for unlimited data from AT&T. About 110kbps down, slow, but not unbearable.
Great, we'll get central planning on this right away, and our farmers will receive their new growing orders from the national directorate this winter.
Oh wait, that won't work. Corn and potatoes are going to sell for X dollars a pound, and switchgrass is going to sell for 10X dollars a pound. Farmers with good land are going to grow corn and potatoes when they can grow shitloads of switchgrass on their very fertile land? Come on.
Plus, switchgrass cannot supply our needs. Demand is too high. That means that the prices will NEVER come down to make growing food profitable in relation. Even the holy invisible hand of the market won't save us.
This is a recipe for mass starvation in the world.
Aren't they dead and buried now? They're pretty well fucked, but all the music they ever sold still works fine.
Go with the honest ones. You can tell who they are. When they are taken down, they won't take you down with them.
Or the deforestation of the land that will occur just so people can grow food. We're already having problems with half our corn going to alcohol production, and this just removes the problem to the next level. It doesn't go away. Land is another limited resource, and if we devote food crop land to cellulose production, then we're still working with a food vs. fuel tradeoff. We're not conflicting on the crop, but we're conflicting on the land which either food or cellulose needs to grow.
It is much more efficient to just figure out a way to convert people to alcohol. Why not work on that instead?
That's an absolutely fascinating reaction. Did you know that bug eating is very very common throughout the world? I can understand your aversion to the concept, as I was raised in the USA as you may also have been. But at the same time, on a purely intellectual basis, would the idea of using insects to supply high quality protein to a world that is starving and suffering from high food prices be something to consider?
What sort of analogy could this turn into?
Hi, I really want to jerk off, but I don't have the energy or willpower to jerk myself off. So, I'll let YOU jerk me off, and in return I'll let you tattoo your name on my dick for everyone else to see.
On the other hand, entomophagy *is* completely natural, and it's a form of "meat" that is far more efficient and productive than cultivating large animals for meat. It's better for the planet, widely practiced around the world, and very tasty by some accounts. I confess that I am fascinated with entomophagy and if presented with a plate full of properly prepared arthropods, would definitely eat them.
Entomophagy is "bug eating" and while not common in our culture, could provide a lot of high quality protein to a lot of people around the world.
In Soviet Russia, 300 miles is 400 kilometers and a bottle of wodka.
Hey, that was a good guess. And I am still highly amused with the sequences of letters that you apparently think spell words. clearify?
I did not say that uneducated fucks did not come out of public schools. Where did I say that? One thing I did say was that I never argued with a homeschooler that did not have serious issues with grammar, spelling, or reading comprehension. And you are no exception to that rule.
No flame wars about Hawking? What are you talking about? The flame war was already begun with that completely inappropriate comment about Wheeler being the last great physicist still standing. That was out of line, mister submitter.