Slashdot Mirror


User: greechneb

greechneb's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
231
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 231

  1. Re:Lame-o! on Linus Torvalds On Linux 2.6 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hmm

    Windows 2000 was NT 5.0 kernel therefore almost *twice as good as linux

    Windows XP is NT 5.1? so almost *twice as good as linux.

    That means that between two releases of windows, they stayed the same, and linux moved farther ahead, at least by my calculations!

  2. code freeze date on Linus Torvalds On Linux 2.6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If he freezes the code for the 12th anniversary of getting his first computer for use with linux, one can only imagine what he gets his wife for their wedding anniversary.

  3. Re:Why attack the DNS-servers? on DOS Attacks On DNS Provider · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not when you are trying to make a political statement. I don't know if anyone has claimed responsibility for this yet, or if anyone will. But it would be a great way to scare the general public. It won't necessarily be as terrifying as hijacking planes, but it can spread some fear into many people. (mainly IT types)

    But as the world becomes more dependant on the internet, expect more attacks to resemble this one. Take down the infrastructure, and watch the rest tumble without it.

    Plus you don't have to commit suicide to terrorize the public. - Of course that means no virgins for you by dying in a holy war...

  4. gotta love online translators on University of Twente NOC Fire Arson · · Score: 4, Funny

    (25-11 1345) Plead guilty within prickly UT Politiepersbericht Plead guilty within prickly UT ( university Twente ) Enschede: The vrijdagmiddag jl. aangehouden jr. spouse out of Fishing rod , has zondagavond well-known who he too the prickly has institution in the field of the University Twente worn woensdagmorgen 20 November jl. Towards this prickly went two wings with one with the buildings worn the shunting yard wholly ruin and went one pity raise with between the 40 and 50 million European currency. The jr. wax vrijdagmiddag aangehouden after through give evidence wax seen who towards one other edifice worn the Universiteitsterrein one young prickly wax sping up. Worn pointer with this give evidence might the jr. subsequently turn aangehouden. Via the the and why with the incendiarism worn the 20e November jl , may worn this one moment not one draw near information turn given. The suspect will about this yet nearer turn hearing. Well-being pitcher turn medegedeeld who the jr. one cooperator is with the University Twente. The personnel worn the University Twente is yet worn the altitude brought with one's plead guilty. Today is being he pre-gummed towards the master - superintendant within Almelo.

    Can anybody make more sense of this more than the original?

  5. Re:Umm... on University of Twente NOC Fire Arson · · Score: 1

    Yea, but it was probably the easiest way to get worldwide attention from geeks though...

  6. yummm on How An Andromeda Strain Might be Strained · · Score: 3, Funny

    "In the first, she made a sort of layer cake, alternating layers of spores with layers of soil or clay, etc."

    That just ruined my appetite for the day. Anybody want the rest of this layer cake that I'm not gonna eat?

  7. just one question on First Emergency Use of Whole-Aircraft Parachute · · Score: 1

    Who did the testing?

    Tower: Tower to Flight XYZ123, you have been nominated to test our new airplane parachute.

    Bob: How well does it work?

    Tower: We don't know, that's why you're testing it!

  8. Re:i hope that voice recognition never really flie on Using PDAs for Dictation? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I didn't mean for him, I just meant I hope it doesn't take off for general business use. I don't wan't people talking like crazy all the time trying to get their computer to understand. I'm glad for anything that helps people with disabilities do their jobs. One of those being my father, who only has one arm. I just don't want to have to listen to everyone speak slowly so their computer will recognize their voice.

  9. i hope that voice recognition never really flies on Using PDAs for Dictation? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can you imagine how bad it would be if everyone switched to voice recognition? Cellphones are bad enough, imagine if everyone was talking to their computers. The noise would be terrible. No matter how quiet you are, the noise would still grow rather large. Would you want to dictate something to your computer that is supposed to be private? Not when anyone can hear it. I'm waiting for something better, whatever it might be.

  10. my 2 cents on Another Millionaire Spammer Story · · Score: 1

    My thinking is that they may be making money now, with the thousands of new internet users starting daily, and not knowing any better. But eventually, won't the number of suckers decrease as the average net use per person goes up? The longer people are exposed to the spam, the more and more they just ignore it. Much like regular junk snail mail. Then what form of ultra-annoying advertising will they use? I personally never read the emails, and would never consider buying from a company that sinks that low. Just my honest opinion

  11. i've got him beat on Searching for Life's Blueprints · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have a patent for using computers to solve anything related to the body. I'll just wait till his company gets further along, and bam, I'll hit him with the suit

  12. This is where a tablet pc would be nice on War of Honor · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I can't really picture reading a book off of a laptop or desktop and being comfortable. This is one case where a tablet pc might be nice to have. Although I see reading as a form of entertainment, and after I get home from staring at computers all day, I don't really want to look at any computer screens at unfortunately. I guess since I don't have the money (or the desire) to waste on a tablet, I'll just buy good old books for now

  13. we use three backup sets on Affordable and Safe Data Protection Practices? · · Score: 1

    We exchange weekly tapes with three other local businesses for storage in fireproof safes. It is highly unlikely that we would have a disaster that bad that all three businesses would be affected (barring nuclear holocaust - in which case, it won't be my problem) This all goes back to the multiple sites, multiple backup theory. Our daily tapes are stored in a fireproof safe here. So the most we could lose would be those daily tapes, and be forced to go back to a weekly tape from the previous week.

  14. Re:shock results? on Why UNIX is better than Windows... By Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Saying these are shock results is like saying finding out Micheal Jackson had plastic surgery was shocking. - my typing skills stink

  15. shock results? on Why UNIX is better than Windows... By Microsoft · · Score: 2, Funny

    Saying this are shock results is like saying finding out Micheal Jackson had plastic surgery.

  16. What's next? on Organizing Sim Protests · · Score: 1

    Having your sim eat at mcdonalds, get fat, and sue? Have your sim live comfortably of mcdonalds for life? Or maybe a new career choice, professional plaintiff?

  17. i'm avoiding it on Real PDA Wristwatch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds tempting... but I prefer to not have a palm device. Not having one gives me an excuse for forgetting appointments and such

  18. Just what I want on Digeo To Ship Full-Featured Linux-based PVR · · Score: 2, Funny

    A probably poorly designed tivo-ish router. I'd be interested in watching outgoing traffic. It would be very easy to put in a little reporting device to record what shows you watch, and what dvd's you watch. It might all be a ploy for in-depth marketing research.

  19. stuck with cingular on Cell Phone Service Degenerates Further · · Score: 1

    I'm stuck in the midwest, with only cingular with a tower close enough to get a signal. Its so bad we have 4 cingular dealers in a town with 5500 people. Unfortunately we can't even get a signal in half the town. I'd be happy to just get a good signal, let alone a different company, but nobody else wants this area.

  20. woohoo on Congress Passes SWSA · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Now I can go back to webcasting my Neil Diamond/talk radio station. I was afraid I'd go bankrupt. It almost died without Neil Diamond, but now, I can make millions!

  21. bad coders on The Peon's Guide To Secure System Development · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I look back at my programming classes in college, the majority of the people didn't have a freakin clue. I don't think most of them could install a program on their own. Unfortunately the teachers all walked them through it, and they ended up passing, because they had their hands held the entire way. Its scary to think that some of them could end up in high places.

  22. Better not try anything to serious with it on GENRIP for Ultra Low Cost Wireless Deployments · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can imagine having some critical item hooked up (for example an O2 tank for grandma) to a computer for monitoring of regulation, and teenager gets on cordless phone to dial her friend, and the 02 tank goes crazy with full force, blowing up grandma like a cartoon balloon. - Not a good thing

  23. Does this make sense though on Microsoft Loses $177m on Xbox in Three Months · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If they spent $500 million on marketing, that would have bought approximately 2 million machines completely. Why not give out a million and a half machines free, then you have a market share already, and then you get games guaranteed. Of course I'm not in marketing, but if somebody gave me a free game system, I'd be very willing to buy games (probably a lot) to play on it.

  24. kodak instant moments? on Cold War Satellite Pics Declassified · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to the article they were looking for "Kodak Instant Moments" - I wonder how they would use that in a commercial. "When want the best images of your enemies, use kodak film..." naah.

  25. Here's to on Run Your Laptop On Nuclear Energy · · Score: 1

    twice the radiation, half the time! The extra radiation couldn't hurt anything, could it? It's not like I use my head for anything anyway....