We are completely alone in the universe. We are the only sentient life-forms anywhere. We should stop even looking up to the stars, and should turn off all space-pointed detection devices. There is no armada massing just beyond our solar system. And even if there were aliens, they certainly wouldn't travel all this way just to probe humans. And if they did, so what anyway? It's not like a lot of you wouldn't enjoy it. So what's the problem? Everyone needs a hobby. Get off my glifdore, carbon water sack!
I didn't write that last part. And you certainly didn't read it. So it never happened. Just keep walking.
the top virii writers of the world, we strongly dispute the figures underlying this study. Jaschan, who, by the way, is not certified, has released virii that make up 70% of the recognizable infections. However, the truly top infections released this year have been stealth mutating virii that, to this day, own over 62.7% of the world's Windows computers (including an impressive 71.9% of the Pentagon's Windows laptops). When SP2 is released, they will SPRING into action, finally and gloriously proclaiming their true intent: to get Yahoo Serious a write-in Academy Award. Doesn't have to be for acting. Writing will do.
don't cast aspersions on the practice of putting on more and more duct tape over a hole. Not only is this a sound, well-respected engineering practice (as is evidenced by my saying it), but America's Duct Tape Manufacturers need your every effort to keep our business on steady financial ground.
Whenever this is any doubt about the structural integrity of any item (from little glass figurine to 18 wheeler transporting corrosive chemicals), slap some duct tape on it. And then a little bit more. You'll be glad you did.
America's LSD Manufacturers, I'd like to point out that at it's worst (as regards quality control), no US produced acid would ever have created colors like this.
I'm not one to point fingers, but if they do have to be pointed, they should be pointed at Mushrooms or toad licking. Not acid.
As was seen in "The Most Outrageous Game Show Moments" and was discussed here at snopes.com, a 1977 episode did feature a woman responding to the query about the strangest place she'd ever had the urge to make whoopee with the question: Is it in the ass?
The snopes.com article discusses various issues concerning the whole case.
This case is about taking a company with very little value, creating a media firestorm, stoking it periodically, using the media attention to insider sell the inflated stock and use the rest of the stock in various manipulations to leech off value to the parent corporation, and desperately abuse the legal system to stave off any final legal judgement that would destroy the scheme.
to another registered machine in a different time zone where the game is blacked out? It's like they're just opening the barn doors and letting the horses run free? Where's the concern for the poor copyright holders rights? This will bankrupt the NFL and Hollywood in short order (if we assume that a over 50 decades qualifies as short order).
if there are six employees making 8.2 GB of backup tapes/CDs/DVDs/floppies and passing them on for envelopes of cash? Convincing insiders to criminally conspire with you for money doesn't even qualify as social engineering.
It's like saying you can't modify your car or your house or your clothes!
You modify your clothes?!? You kids today. In my day, that was a hanging offense. Why the whole Vietnam conflict can be traced to it's root clothing modification basis, essentially.
And as for this house modification notion, I understand that you kids hang out at that "Home Depot" head shop. There are still some people who respect the original conception of the builders and wouldn't think of altering it. I'm proud to be one of them.
Modifying a car? How would one even do that, what with the hood welded shut at the factory, like it is? That's just nonsense.
oscillation overthruster and get off this rock full of monkeyboys.
Home... home is where you wear your hat... I feel so breakup, I wanna go home. Barney, I'm going home... with my overthruster. History is-a made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
I'd like to dispute the characterization of my client as stupid.
I'd really, really like to.
Obviously, I can't, but boy would I like to.
Stupid RSS.
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misfits, criminals, and scammers, I'd like to formally protest the association this book makes between my clients and spammers. My clients might not have ethics, decency, limits or any sense of right and wrong,...umm,...I've lost my train of thought.
Those sending $49.95 will receive a full, detailed rebuttal to these scurrilous attacks against my clients. Or better yet, send your credit card number and we'll just bill you.
While it is important to recognize the Liberal Myth of the "Moon", it is even more important to pay attention to the stupendous fabrication of the so called "Earth". The notion that a collection of rocks and water could float willy-nilly through space around a so-called "Sun", somehow holding people onto it's surface, and keeping an atmosphere around it in just enough quantity that we all didn't suffocate is asinine. Those of us who recognize and accept our place here on the Ark find comfort in it's explicit limits.
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I didn't write that last part. And you certainly didn't read it. So it never happened. Just keep walking.
Learn something new every day.
I, for one, welcome my Yahoo Serious Overlord.
Of course, what was their excuse before this?
Who wouldn't pay the licensing fee to Santa?
Pay me $699 for the children.
Whenever this is any doubt about the structural integrity of any item (from little glass figurine to 18 wheeler transporting corrosive chemicals), slap some duct tape on it. And then a little bit more. You'll be glad you did.
I'm not one to point fingers, but if they do have to be pointed, they should be pointed at Mushrooms or toad licking. Not acid.
Wait, ...ugh..., I didn't write that and more importantly, you didn't read it. It never happened. Nothing to see here. Just move on now.
already found new places to spread their FUD, now that everybody just starts laughing when they open their mouths?
The snopes.com article discusses various issues concerning the whole case.
I recognize that it might scar the young and faint of heart, but staring into the heart of darkness is necessary sometimes.
Or does that seem a bit over the top? I can never tell.
Why, wasn't that obvious?
perfectly cromulent.
to another registered machine in a different time zone where the game is blacked out? It's like they're just opening the barn doors and letting the horses run free? Where's the concern for the poor copyright holders rights? This will bankrupt the NFL and Hollywood in short order (if we assume that a over 50 decades qualifies as short order).
if there are six employees making 8.2 GB of backup tapes/CDs/DVDs/floppies and passing them on for envelopes of cash? Convincing insiders to criminally conspire with you for money doesn't even qualify as social engineering.
You modify your clothes?!? You kids today. In my day, that was a hanging offense. Why the whole Vietnam conflict can be traced to it's root clothing modification basis, essentially.
And as for this house modification notion, I understand that you kids hang out at that "Home Depot" head shop. There are still some people who respect the original conception of the builders and wouldn't think of altering it. I'm proud to be one of them.
Modifying a car? How would one even do that, what with the hood welded shut at the factory, like it is? That's just nonsense.
Home... home is where you wear your hat... I feel so breakup, I wanna go home. Barney, I'm going home... with my overthruster. History is-a made at night. Character is what you are in the dark.
The Doctor is not pleased.
Okay, this time I mean it: No more product-based body modification.
I'd really, really like to.
Obviously, I can't, but boy would I like to.
Stupid RSS.
Those sending $49.95 will receive a full, detailed rebuttal to these scurrilous attacks against my clients. Or better yet, send your credit card number and we'll just bill you.
how exactly is this a problem for Apple?
While it is important to recognize the Liberal Myth of the "Moon", it is even more important to pay attention to the stupendous fabrication of the so called "Earth". The notion that a collection of rocks and water could float willy-nilly through space around a so-called "Sun", somehow holding people onto it's surface, and keeping an atmosphere around it in just enough quantity that we all didn't suffocate is asinine. Those of us who recognize and accept our place here on the Ark find comfort in it's explicit limits.
Of course, if you're reading this, we'll have to eliminate you too.
Probably shouldn't have posted it, then. Rather thoughtless, really. Oh, well.
(Impressive how I can keep typing while on fire, isn't it? Now where was I? Oh yeah.)
Aaaghhhhh!!!!!!! Help ME!!!!