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  1. Methane and ammonia: What we know about ... on Ammonia Could Indicate Life On Mars · · Score: 3, Funny
    Martians:

    Gassy neat freaks.

  2. Of course, the second part of the bet requiring .. on Steven Hawking Loses Bet On Black Holes? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hawking to streak naked through the Cambridge campus while screaming "I know nothing about physics!" might be a bit more problematic.

  3. Don't be concerned: on Bar Coding The World Away · · Score: 1
    The next time you're "abducted" by "aliens", we'll be sure to update the tattoo while also boosting the range of your GPS/RFID chip. No charge.

    Of course, there will be anal probing.

  4. That all depends. on Korean Bipedal Robot Kit · · Score: 1
    What blood type/age are you looking for?

    Act now and get a healthy spleen for half-price.

  5. It does a headstand on Korean Bipedal Robot Kit · · Score: 2, Funny
    That's all I need to know.

    Who want's a kidney? I'm willing to sell a kidney to get this thing.

    Note: I didn't say "I'm willing to sell one of my kidneys to get this thing.". What do you care where the kidney comes from?

  6. As a self-appointed representative of ... on A Six-Step Plan for Apple · · Score: 5, Funny
    password harvesters from Russia, I'd like to dispute the negative impressions of our actions promulgated on sites like this.

    Are we phishing for passwords? Yes. Are we preying on the gullibility of millions of computer users? Yes. Are we using the information that we're receiving to access as much cash/credit from the end-users as is possible, probably ruinging their credit and their lives? Yes.

    But we're doing it all to fight terrorism. Didn't anybody watch our recruitment movie, Swordfish? We're the good guys. Now give us your passwords and leave us to fight the good fight.

  7. I'm personally more interested in ... on The Traveling Salesman Problem Meets Starbucks · · Score: 3, Interesting
  8. Yes, but Austin is quite aways away ... on First Doom3 Tourney @ QuakeCon · · Score: 1
    from Grapevine. We embrace all of the Texas stereotypes here in Grapevine. In fact, it's the law.

    Yee-ha!

  9. How could they schedule this on the same day ... on First Doom3 Tourney @ QuakeCon · · Score: 5, Funny
    as the Duke Nukem Forever Tourney? I've already registered! I've got my tickets!

    Life can be so unfair sometimes.

  10. Unlikely to get many takers on Dell Offers $100 For Old iPods · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As was mentioned in this news.com article, Dell is unlikely to get many takers. With a variety of iPods from the mini to the 40GB, with music purchased from iTMS and with all of their songs in iTunes, not many people would probably be willing to put in the effort to transition to the DJ15. Not to mention the size and esthetic differences between the offerings.

  11. We're missing a great test bed on Missing Open Source Security Tools? · · Score: 4, Funny
    I've been working with a spectacular closed source test bed for viruses, trojans, worms and the like called "Windows". I'm able to explore and examine so much more of this malicious code as it really functions then I ever have with my OSS tools. It's like they were written for it.

    When we can create a truly fertile environment for elements like this in OSS, then we'll have arrived.

  12. It's bigger, it's thicker, ... on Industrial Design Excellence Awards 2004 · · Score: 1

    and in the realm of iPod clones, those are not positives.

  13. ..there is no quantity of juice sufficient.. on Mind Scans to Map Decision Making Mechanics · · Score: 4, Funny
    there is no quantity of juice sufficient to get a male monkey to look away from the hindquarters of a female in estrus.

    Why can't wives understand that?

  14. and get me a soda, go make the bed, whatever... on A Piece-By-Piece Guide to the Most Advanced Bots · · Score: 1
    and get me a soda, go make the bed, whatever...

    Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Make this bed this instance, then get downstairs and clean the living room! And no soda for you! You're already too fat!

    That's the robot you need.

  15. Remember when we developed ... on A Piece-By-Piece Guide to the Most Advanced Bots · · Score: 1
    those AI robots that started a thermonuclear world war and then grabbed the survivors and placed them into pods to use our bioelectric energy to feed them, and they created this SIM of reality to ..

    Wait, where is that red pill again? Or is it the blue?

  16. As a self-appointed representative of ... on Fingerprint Scanners Still Easy to Fool · · Score: 5, Funny
    the Security Industry, I'd just like to say:

    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

    Please remember this the next time a non-productive "feature" is uncovered.

  17. If you feel comfortable ... on Toshiba Develops World's Smallest Fuel Cells · · Score: 4, Funny
    putting a methanol powered device in that vicinity (especially without a cooling fan), more power to you.

    Or is that an entendre?

  18. What IS bangers and mash? on Win a Part in the Hitchhiker's Guide · · Score: 3, Informative
    Why, it's a A great English family favourite

    Sausages and mashed potato, served at the coronation of James II (1685-1688).

  19. You're ignoring the obvious answer: on RIAA Dumps Unsold Inventory to Settle Anti-Trust Case · · Score: 1
    Flaming drinks.

    Oops. I hope neither my parole officer or my AA sponser read this.

  20. Boy, I hope ... on RIAA Dumps Unsold Inventory to Settle Anti-Trust Case · · Score: 5, Funny

    Robert Frost's parole officer doesn't read that.

  21. When exactly ... on RIAA Dumps Unsold Inventory to Settle Anti-Trust Case · · Score: 4, Funny
    isn't it the solution? To any of lifes many problems?

    Oops. I hope my parole officer doesn't read this post.

  22. Be really honest with yourself: on RIAA Dumps Unsold Inventory to Settle Anti-Trust Case · · Score: 5, Funny
    Can any of us really have enough copies of "Willenium"?

    What with deranged strangers bursting into your home and smashing all of the copies they can get their hands on (before trying to induct you into their cult and sell you aluminum siding), there is always the danger that you will be without an actual copy of "Willenium" at a vital moment. I find absolutely nothing wrong with the RIAAs actions in this settlement. I just wish I could share in the windfall. I've personally purchased over 15,000 copies of "Willenium" since it's release. I'd buy 15,000 more when necessary.

  23. Great in comparison to others, but ... on iTMS Europe: 800,000 Tracks In A Week · · Score: 4, Insightful

    not yet up to the 2.5 million a week from the US. Of course, this is the first week and demand ramps up as people sign up and get the tech down pat.

  24. Forgot the link. Sorry on ESR's Halloween XI -- Get the FUD · · Score: 1
    www.m-w.com

    I like to acknowledge my resources.

  25. Perfervid? on ESR's Halloween XI -- Get the FUD · · Score: 4, Funny
    Anyone who thinks I'm being perfervid

    Main Entry: perfervid
    Pronunciation: (")p&r-'f&r-v&d, 'p&r-
    Function: adjective
    Etymology: New Latin perfervidus, from Latin per- thoroughly + fervidus fervid
    : marked by overwrought or exaggerated emotion : excessively fervent

    Yes, that's exactly what I was going to say.