my roommate is gone for a while and i have to feed his boring fish. well, today he ran out of fish food. i put this other type of food in the tank, but none of them are eating it. they're just kicking eachother's asses over some food that isn't coming.
should i go out and buy more food for them, or just let them die?
Nut turns his head skyward for once and sees the implications
of his actions. Flee, Nut. Jump in the juniper bush or never jump
again. Try to hide on the trainway or never go anywhere ever
again. I swear, if they find you it's into the acid bath you go.
No time to think about getting clean. There are more important
things to do, like trying to trace the smell that you found on
the seatcushion. Was it her?
Hump that steel pole, Nut. Make friends with it and imagine
tiny families living on it because it's going to be pressed
against ur nose for the rest of this trip. And you can't move,
Nut. You can't blink an eye. Thank God you can sleep. Thank God
you have an imagination.
The hovertrain glides on its way, blinking its lights above
the city streets so that nobody wanders up there drunk and
decides the trackway would be a nice place to pass out. When you're
drunk, you don't really care if you're going to die. As long as
you get some sleep. Maybe, if you're sober, you can hide beneath
the trackway, and watch what happens. Still dangerous, though.
You might see Nut flashing by at 500 MPH, humping his world, the
steel pole.
Nutso by no varied means had a red flaming cow intermittently
reflected in her eyeball. His eyeball was reflecting the sun. Her
myopic pathway two the million-mirror masturbation session.
Straight nto the steel poles yet again, this time with a shard of
glass through the eyeball. Her lips are red with vaginal liquor,
her generation being the last. A million dicks in the mirror,
with purplish swaying size and power. Each one sports a tuft of
semen.
But even with the godly juice of godhood goggling her seams
apart, she manages to trip over a dead drunk. Asshole mouth and
choadish nose, vagina eyes and pubic wig. Settling on a nighttime
butterfly, the joint drops from her mouth as she sees the shadow
behind the curtain. The street is a platform over the blazing sex-juice
of Satan's realm.
Once, she recollects, some wisewoman told her "The cop's
shoe can be a penis in the eye. Remember your friends when you're
in jail". The asshole speaks with sickening breath. The
vagina eyes flutter.
So in a feverish longing for flesh-possession, a dusky Nut
drunk on her own excretia, lowered herself onto the steel pole.
Like the nighttrain passing through hear head a million times a
second, the deepest part of her cunt shot electricity to her
brain. Shone pushes hard with both hands against the clit.
Vaginal fart.
In a fit of intoxicated lust she entered his sideways
shuffling homebound blind and barely upright body,
Big brown eyes. Vagina mouth. Mother is floating somewhere in
the sewer, fondling her cunt. Red flaming cow sweats and eats
grass as the peasants fuck in the fields. The Kings of
Intoxication rule the land. The sun is id-red. The son of Shone
shrinks under the shimmering sun.
And poor battered Flick-booty left behind, looking like an ash-faced
victim of a homicidal beating. Spit raps his baseball bat along
the sidewalk, to wake up all the teenage girls. They march out in
droves, wearing nightgowns, oversized t-shirts, and sometimes
nothing at all. One parent steps out to protest and Spit clubs
him with the bat until the eyeballs fall onto the sidewalk, like
little globes on umbilical cords.
Spit, the silly shit, didn't pass out on the tracks. He caught
the hovertain (and a bad cold!). The homebound passengers shiver
and nervously, secretly rub their private organs. A girl is
eating her father's eyes.
A few days passed and it was the week of Thanksgiving. I woke
up Wednesday morning and usual Tammy changed me and helped me
to dress for the day. It was getting cooler out now so I was
wearing jeans and a cute t-shirt with a picture of a turkey on
it. It was quite cute and I had my crinkly didees on under my
jeans as well.
Tammy put me in the highchair and fed me. Shortly after that
she left to go to school. "Well sweetie, I hope you have a
good day at school today. It will be nice having a four-day
weekend." "Yeah me can't wait!" I kissed mom and left to go to
the bus stop.
When I got there, Emily and Laura were standing there talking
to each other. "Hi Tiffany." They both said to me when they
saw me coming. "Hi, how are you two doing?" "I'm doing great!"
Laura said. "Yeah me too." Emily replied. "Cool. I am so glad
we get off from school for a few days. Maybe we can do
something on Friday." ""Ok, that'll be fun." Laura said.
Finally the bus pulled up and we got on.
We went to class and sat down. The morning went by fast and
then we had recess, then another class then lunch. At lunch
time Laura and I went to get changed. Emily was still not wet.
I on the other hand, was soaking wet in my diapers! Laura and
I got to the nurse's office and Mrs. Peters said hi and
changed me first since I had the wettest diaper.
Then she changed Laura as I stood there and waited for her.
Mrs. Peters even let me sprinkle baby powder on Laura's
tushie. Laura was shy and she blushed. Finally we got all done
and left and went to lunch. Emily had saved us a seat. We ate
and then went back to class for the afternoon.
I had to go number two in the middle of the last class.
Instead of going out to the hall and filling my diapers and
then going to the nurse's office, I decided I was gonna go in
my diapers in class and wait for the teacher to tell me to go
get my diaper changed. All the kids knew about me anyway, and
it was the last day of school for a few days. I figured it
would be fun to try something different. I leaned forward and
held onto the edge of my desk and put my head down for a
moment. "Tiffany, are you ok?" the teacher asked. "Yes, I'm
fine." I replied. She continued to teach.
I started to push and I felt my bowels start to move as I
filled my diaper. Emily was at the desk to my right and she
looked at me. "Are you pooping your diaper in class?" she
whispered to me. I nodded and then finished doing it. I
squirmed in it and mushied it all over my hiney and then
leaned back in my desk with a look of relief on my face.
After a moment or so other kids could smell me. "Eww! Tiffany,
did you poop in your diapers?" I blushed and nodded my head.
"Now class, stop talking and let's get our work done." "No
way, that baby pooped in her diapers again. She's nasty!" one
boy said. "Tiffany, come here." I walked up to the teacher's
desk. "Turn around honey." I turned around and faced the class
as I felt her hand on the back of my diaper. "Yep you're
loaded sweetie, you need to go get changed ok?" I turned back
around and said ok. Some kids laughed at me as I was leaving
but I didn't care. I liked all the attention and It was fun
doing it anyway.
Usually what I did was come outside of the class room and
squat down and poo in my didees. This way it was only a moment
or so by the time I got to the nurse's office. Usually it
wasn't much of a mess because I hadn't sat in it. But this
time I had sat in it and squirmed around and made a mess all
over my little tushie.
I walked into the door. "Hi baby, you need a didee changie?"
I nodded. I fallowed her back to the table and she helped me
up. "Wow you really poopied in these didees didn't you?" I
smiled at her. When she finally unfastened the diaper she saw
how it was all over me. "Oh my, you must have sat in this
diaper for a while. Did you do it in class?" "Yeah, I wanted
to sit in a dirty diaper for a little while because I like the
squishy feeling sometimes." "But didn't someone notice you?"
"Yeah the whole class did and I went up to the teacher's desk
and she checked my diaper in front of the whole class. I liked
the attention. And I just like being a baby. I'm not ashamed
of my diapers. I like them, and that's that." "Well I see. You
are a very brave girl."
She finished wiping me and then sprinkled powder on me. Just
then Emily came in. She came back to where we were. "Um, I got
a soaked diaper, and um, I just went poopy in it too." "Oh my
goodness! What am I going to do with you girls." ""Change us!"
I said as we both giggled." "Yeah, I guess I will have to."
After I was done she let me get down and then Emily got up and
got cleaned up. I got to sprinkle powder on her hiney to. But
Emily wasn't shy like Laura. She just smiled at me.
I was so happy that my two best friends liked diapers like I
did. I just couldn't believe it. Everything was just so
wonderful. I felt like I had everything I ever wanted. Soon
after we got back to class it was time to go home. As we got
on the bus Laura told me that She couldn't come over Friday
because her family and her were going to be out of town until
Saturday afternoon. They were going to stay at her Aunt's
house for Thanksgiving. I told her that Emily and I would hang
out Friday. And then on Saturday we could all do something.
We got to our stop and got off the bus and walked down the
street. I went to my house and they went to theirs as well.
"Hi honey, how was your day?" mom asked when I came through
the door. "It was good mommy. I had a dirty diaper in class
today and my teacher checked me in front of the whole class
and I enjoyed all the attention. I love being baby!" "Aww,
that sound's like fun. How is your diaper now?" "Um, It dry, I
think." "You think?" "Me not know." "Oh come here silly, and
let mommy check you." I walked over to her and gave her a hug.
She hugged me and then put her hand on my bottom and then
checked the front of my diaper. "Yeah you're dry." "Goodie!
Mommy?" "Yes honey?" "Can Emily and I play on Friday?" "Sure,
we won't be doing anything then. What about Laura?" "She's
going to her Aunt's house for Thanksgiving. She wont be back
until Saturday afternoon. So we will go to Emily's house that
afternoon and play. Is that ok mommy?" "Sure sweetie."
I laid on the couch with my head on mommy's lap and fell
asleep while she was watching TV. Tammy came home and she sat
down on the floor in front of the couch and leaned back. I
woke up soon after that because her hair was tickling me.
"Hi Tiffy." Tammy said. Mom got up to go start dinner and then
Tammy sat on the couch and held me in her lap. "Did baby have
a good day?" "Yes me did. I went poopy in my didees in class
today and my teacher checked me in front of everyone and told
me to go get my didees changed." "Aww, you silly. Were you
embarrassed?" "Noppers, me like all the attention." "Yeah,
that figures. You're such a spoiled little baby girl."
A while later mom called us to dinner. Dad wasn't home yet
because he was working late since it was his last day until
next Monday. Tammy set the table and I stood in the middle of
the kitchen floor watching mommy get everything ready. Finally
Tammy came over and picked me up and put me in my highchair.
We ate and then Tammy gave me my bath and I talked to Emily on
the phone for a little while. I went out into the living room
around 8pm. "Mommy, my diaper is wettie." "Oh ok sweetheart.
I'll be in to change you in a moment ok?" "Ok mommy." I walked
back to my room and sat on the edge of my changing table. Mom
came in and laid me down and took off my rubber pants and
unpinned my soggy diaper. "Wow you really were wet." I smiled
at her. She wiped me and powdered me and put another diaper on
me. She then pulled up my rubber pants and patted my tushie.
"There you go sweetie." I hugged mom and thanked her.
I was just running around the house in diapers and a t-shirt.
I was more comfy that way. Bed time finally came and I got my
teeth brushed and put into my jammies. Mom kissed me good
night. Dad got home and came in and said goodnight to me too.
Then Tammy read me a bedtime story and I fell asleep.
I woke up the next morning. "Happy Thanksgiving you cute
little turkey!" Tammy said as she picked me up out of my crib.
"Good morning Tam Tam, and happy Thanksgiving to you too!"
"Aww thank you sweetie. So let's see, how wet is this diaper?"
"It very wettie Tam Tam." "oh yeah, let me see here." She put
her hand down the front of my rubber pants and squeezed me
gently between the legs with my big bulky padded diaper. "Yep,
you are squishy and wettie alrighty. Let's change you ok
baby?" "Otay T am Tam." She laid me down and pulled off my
jammies and rubber pants and then unpinned the diaper and
wiped me and powdered me.
After she finished getting me diapered she was going to put me
in one of my cute baby outfits. I told her I just wanted to
wear my diapers and a t-shirt around the house. "Well that's
ok but when we get company tonight, I will have to put you in
your outfit ok? "No, me wanna wear diapers!" "You will be
silly, but underneath your outfit." "No! Me want diapers, no
outfit, just diapers!" "Well, then ask mom if you can ok?" "me
will." I went out to the kitchen and said good morning to
mommy and then I asked her. "No honey, when company comes, you
will be dressed." "But why mommy? Me want my didees, no
outfit!" "Now you better calm down young lady!" "No! No! No!"
"ok that's it! Come here!"
Mommy put me over her knee and swatted my diaper bottom 4 or 5
times." I started to cry. Then mom held me in her lap and
comforted me. "Now will you be a good girl for mommy?" "Yes
mommy, I be good now, I pwomise." "Ok that's my girl. You know
mommy loves you right?" "No you don't." "Oh yes I do. Honey,
just because I gave you a spanking doesn't mean I don't love
you. I did it because I do love you. I want you to grow up
right and respect those in authority and to not misbehave."
"Ok mommy. I know you love me, but my hiney hurts."
"Aww, well next time don't throw a fit when I tell you to do
something ok baby?" "Ok mommy." She rubbed my hiney with her
hand and patted me gently and rocked me. I felt much better
then. I went up to my room to play for a while and Tammy came
in alter and checked my diaper. I was wet so she took it off
me and wiped me.
Then she put me in the tub and gave me a bath. "Why you giving
me bath so early?" "Because everyone will be here in an hour
or so. And I want to get you ready silly. This way you won't
have to get a bath alter tonight. Ok?" "Otay Tam Tam." She
bathed me and then dried me off. She wrapped me in a towel and
took me to my room and put me on the changing table and
diapered me. Then she put my outfit on. It was a cute outfit
and I liked it.
Our family started arriving at around 4 o'clock. They all
hugged me. They thought I was cute in my baby outfit and in my
diapers. Most of them had already seen me in diapers anyway.
No one from my mom's side of the family was there. They all
lived in Pennsylvania. But my dad's part of the family lived
in Florida with us. At around 5 we all sat down for dinner.
I got to sit in my highchair and my cousin Amy said she would
feed me. She was 16 years old. After dinner Tammy and Amy hung
out for a while and I just sat on the floor listening to
everyone talk about the old days and stuff. It was kind of
boring though.
A while later Tammy and Amy came and got me and we went
outside and they pushed me on the swings. I had a poopy diaper
while I was sitting in the swing. "Eww yucky. Baby Tiffy went
poopoo in her didees?" "Yeppers me did." Tammy picked me up
and was going to take me inside to change me. "Hey, I don't
mind changing her. That is, if you don't mind Tiffany?" "No me
no mind. I like you." "Aww, how cute." Tammy handed me to Amy
and we all went in the house and to my room.
Once Amy got my diaper unpinned and opened it up she got
grossed out and Tammy helped her wipe my yucky poopoo hiney.
Then I wet some more and got Tammy soaked. "Oh! You bad bad
baby!" Amy just laughed. "Ill take it from here Tammy, just go
get changed." "Ok." She went to her room. Amy finished
diapering me. "Now you feel better?" "Yeppers me do. I sowwy I
got Tammy wall wettie." "Oh it's ok. I thought it was funny
actually. You're a cute baby, you know that?" "Me is?" "Yes
you certainly are." She hugged me and then Tammy got back with
a different shirt on. "I sorry I wet you Tammy." "Oh it's ok
honey." "Usually it's boys you gotta worry about. But girls
usually don't wet on you." Amy said. "Well Tiffany isn't your
usual baby. She can pee pretty far." "Yeah I noticed." We all
laughed and then we went back outside.
It was starting to get dark and it was chilly out. I had on my
coat too but I was still shivering. So we sat on the porch. I
was sitting between Amy and Tammy. They kept me nice and warm.
Later on we went inside and got something to drink. Tammy gave
me my bottle and I sat in Amy's lap while she was on a chair
by the kitchen table. Tammy was starting to put away some
dishes and stuff.
Finally everyone started to leave and Amy had to go also. She
kissed me goodbye and said she had a great time. Everyone one
was hugging and saying good bye. I got another round of hugs
from everyone. And a few pats on my tushie too. After they
left mom and dad were cleaning up the place a bit. Tammy took
me to my room and got my jammies on and tucked me in. Mom and
dad came in and said goodnight to me too. I had a great day
and I was tired too. I fell asleep right away.
*BSD hero/seabird killer Francina Minnie, 17, was sentenced to six months in prison without the option of a fine on Monday for failing to fulfil a community supervision sentence.
Acting community correctional services head Nomalizo Mqingwana said Minnie would start her sentence immediately at East London's medium security C prison.
The teenager was sentenced to 384 hours of community service in September last year after being found guilty on charges relating to the violent slaughter of nine penguins, two pelicans and two gannets at the East London aquarium.
Minnie was re-arrested in March and remanded in custody after she failed to report for her weekly four-hour stints cleaning aquarium pools and for not reporting her change of address.
Mqingwana, who gave evidence at the trial, said Minnie had violated her house arrest conditions and failed to give a valid reason for missing her community service duties.
The matter was investigated by correctional services before it was referred back to the court.
Minnie represented herself after turning down the offer of legal advice as she did in her first court appearance.
When passing judgment in the East London Magistrates Court, Magistrate Henk van Houwelingwen said the slaughter of the birds had captured the attention of media around the world.
He said Minnie was also paying the price of covering up for other accomplices.
The teenager was the only person arrested in connection with the crime but at least three other people were questioned in connection with the slaughter.
Commenting on the sentence, aquarium director Willie Maritz echoed the magistrate saying Minnie had been the reason nobody else had been arrested.
"Her family must realise that she was not innocent. She was guilty and she did not co-operate to apprehend the others."
Maritz said he was happy that the court had upheld the sentence and that aquarium staff would have been more sympathetic if she had helped convict others involved.
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he's just lying. he's prolly never used abiword.
my roommate is gone for a while and i have to feed his boring fish. well, today he ran out of fish food. i put this other type of food in the tank, but none of them are eating it. they're just kicking eachother's asses over some food that isn't coming.
should i go out and buy more food for them, or just let them die?
+10 (sk00l)
haha :)
whatever happened to Fucky The Troll anyways?
Nut turns his head skyward for once and sees the implications of his actions. Flee, Nut. Jump in the juniper bush or never jump again. Try to hide on the trainway or never go anywhere ever again. I swear, if they find you it's into the acid bath you go. No time to think about getting clean. There are more important things to do, like trying to trace the smell that you found on the seatcushion. Was it her?
Hump that steel pole, Nut. Make friends with it and imagine tiny families living on it because it's going to be pressed against ur nose for the rest of this trip. And you can't move, Nut. You can't blink an eye. Thank God you can sleep. Thank God you have an imagination.
The hovertrain glides on its way, blinking its lights above the city streets so that nobody wanders up there drunk and decides the trackway would be a nice place to pass out. When you're drunk, you don't really care if you're going to die. As long as you get some sleep. Maybe, if you're sober, you can hide beneath the trackway, and watch what happens. Still dangerous, though. You might see Nut flashing by at 500 MPH, humping his world, the steel pole.
Nutso by no varied means had a red flaming cow intermittently reflected in her eyeball. His eyeball was reflecting the sun. Her myopic pathway two the million-mirror masturbation session. Straight nto the steel poles yet again, this time with a shard of glass through the eyeball. Her lips are red with vaginal liquor, her generation being the last. A million dicks in the mirror, with purplish swaying size and power. Each one sports a tuft of semen.
But even with the godly juice of godhood goggling her seams apart, she manages to trip over a dead drunk. Asshole mouth and choadish nose, vagina eyes and pubic wig. Settling on a nighttime butterfly, the joint drops from her mouth as she sees the shadow behind the curtain. The street is a platform over the blazing sex-juice of Satan's realm.
Once, she recollects, some wisewoman told her "The cop's shoe can be a penis in the eye. Remember your friends when you're in jail". The asshole speaks with sickening breath. The vagina eyes flutter.
So in a feverish longing for flesh-possession, a dusky Nut drunk on her own excretia, lowered herself onto the steel pole. Like the nighttrain passing through hear head a million times a second, the deepest part of her cunt shot electricity to her brain. Shone pushes hard with both hands against the clit. Vaginal fart.
In a fit of intoxicated lust she entered his sideways shuffling homebound blind and barely upright body,
Big brown eyes. Vagina mouth. Mother is floating somewhere in the sewer, fondling her cunt. Red flaming cow sweats and eats grass as the peasants fuck in the fields. The Kings of Intoxication rule the land. The sun is id-red. The son of Shone shrinks under the shimmering sun.
And poor battered Flick-booty left behind, looking like an ash-faced victim of a homicidal beating. Spit raps his baseball bat along the sidewalk, to wake up all the teenage girls. They march out in droves, wearing nightgowns, oversized t-shirts, and sometimes nothing at all. One parent steps out to protest and Spit clubs him with the bat until the eyeballs fall onto the sidewalk, like little globes on umbilical cords.
Spit, the silly shit, didn't pass out on the tracks. He caught the hovertain (and a bad cold!). The homebound passengers shiver and nervously, secretly rub their private organs. A girl is eating her father's eyes.
A few days passed and it was the week of Thanksgiving. I woke up Wednesday morning and usual Tammy changed me and helped me to dress for the day. It was getting cooler out now so I was wearing jeans and a cute t-shirt with a picture of a turkey on it. It was quite cute and I had my crinkly didees on under my jeans as well.
Tammy put me in the highchair and fed me. Shortly after that she left to go to school. "Well sweetie, I hope you have a good day at school today. It will be nice having a four-day weekend." "Yeah me can't wait!" I kissed mom and left to go to the bus stop.
When I got there, Emily and Laura were standing there talking to each other. "Hi Tiffany." They both said to me when they saw me coming. "Hi, how are you two doing?" "I'm doing great!" Laura said. "Yeah me too." Emily replied. "Cool. I am so glad we get off from school for a few days. Maybe we can do something on Friday." ""Ok, that'll be fun." Laura said. Finally the bus pulled up and we got on.
We went to class and sat down. The morning went by fast and then we had recess, then another class then lunch. At lunch time Laura and I went to get changed. Emily was still not wet. I on the other hand, was soaking wet in my diapers! Laura and I got to the nurse's office and Mrs. Peters said hi and changed me first since I had the wettest diaper.
Then she changed Laura as I stood there and waited for her. Mrs. Peters even let me sprinkle baby powder on Laura's tushie. Laura was shy and she blushed. Finally we got all done and left and went to lunch. Emily had saved us a seat. We ate and then went back to class for the afternoon.
I had to go number two in the middle of the last class. Instead of going out to the hall and filling my diapers and then going to the nurse's office, I decided I was gonna go in my diapers in class and wait for the teacher to tell me to go get my diaper changed. All the kids knew about me anyway, and it was the last day of school for a few days. I figured it would be fun to try something different. I leaned forward and held onto the edge of my desk and put my head down for a moment. "Tiffany, are you ok?" the teacher asked. "Yes, I'm fine." I replied. She continued to teach.
I started to push and I felt my bowels start to move as I filled my diaper. Emily was at the desk to my right and she looked at me. "Are you pooping your diaper in class?" she whispered to me. I nodded and then finished doing it. I squirmed in it and mushied it all over my hiney and then leaned back in my desk with a look of relief on my face.
After a moment or so other kids could smell me. "Eww! Tiffany, did you poop in your diapers?" I blushed and nodded my head. "Now class, stop talking and let's get our work done." "No way, that baby pooped in her diapers again. She's nasty!" one boy said. "Tiffany, come here." I walked up to the teacher's desk. "Turn around honey." I turned around and faced the class as I felt her hand on the back of my diaper. "Yep you're loaded sweetie, you need to go get changed ok?" I turned back around and said ok. Some kids laughed at me as I was leaving but I didn't care. I liked all the attention and It was fun doing it anyway.
Usually what I did was come outside of the class room and squat down and poo in my didees. This way it was only a moment or so by the time I got to the nurse's office. Usually it wasn't much of a mess because I hadn't sat in it. But this time I had sat in it and squirmed around and made a mess all over my little tushie.
I walked into the door. "Hi baby, you need a didee changie?" I nodded. I fallowed her back to the table and she helped me up. "Wow you really poopied in these didees didn't you?" I smiled at her. When she finally unfastened the diaper she saw how it was all over me. "Oh my, you must have sat in this diaper for a while. Did you do it in class?" "Yeah, I wanted to sit in a dirty diaper for a little while because I like the squishy feeling sometimes." "But didn't someone notice you?" "Yeah the whole class did and I went up to the teacher's desk and she checked my diaper in front of the whole class. I liked the attention. And I just like being a baby. I'm not ashamed of my diapers. I like them, and that's that." "Well I see. You are a very brave girl."
She finished wiping me and then sprinkled powder on me. Just then Emily came in. She came back to where we were. "Um, I got a soaked diaper, and um, I just went poopy in it too." "Oh my goodness! What am I going to do with you girls." ""Change us!" I said as we both giggled." "Yeah, I guess I will have to." After I was done she let me get down and then Emily got up and got cleaned up. I got to sprinkle powder on her hiney to. But Emily wasn't shy like Laura. She just smiled at me.
I was so happy that my two best friends liked diapers like I did. I just couldn't believe it. Everything was just so wonderful. I felt like I had everything I ever wanted. Soon after we got back to class it was time to go home. As we got on the bus Laura told me that She couldn't come over Friday because her family and her were going to be out of town until Saturday afternoon. They were going to stay at her Aunt's house for Thanksgiving. I told her that Emily and I would hang out Friday. And then on Saturday we could all do something.
We got to our stop and got off the bus and walked down the street. I went to my house and they went to theirs as well. "Hi honey, how was your day?" mom asked when I came through the door. "It was good mommy. I had a dirty diaper in class today and my teacher checked me in front of the whole class and I enjoyed all the attention. I love being baby!" "Aww, that sound's like fun. How is your diaper now?" "Um, It dry, I think." "You think?" "Me not know." "Oh come here silly, and let mommy check you." I walked over to her and gave her a hug. She hugged me and then put her hand on my bottom and then checked the front of my diaper. "Yeah you're dry." "Goodie! Mommy?" "Yes honey?" "Can Emily and I play on Friday?" "Sure, we won't be doing anything then. What about Laura?" "She's going to her Aunt's house for Thanksgiving. She wont be back until Saturday afternoon. So we will go to Emily's house that afternoon and play. Is that ok mommy?" "Sure sweetie."
I laid on the couch with my head on mommy's lap and fell asleep while she was watching TV. Tammy came home and she sat down on the floor in front of the couch and leaned back. I woke up soon after that because her hair was tickling me. "Hi Tiffy." Tammy said. Mom got up to go start dinner and then Tammy sat on the couch and held me in her lap. "Did baby have a good day?" "Yes me did. I went poopy in my didees in class today and my teacher checked me in front of everyone and told me to go get my didees changed." "Aww, you silly. Were you embarrassed?" "Noppers, me like all the attention." "Yeah, that figures. You're such a spoiled little baby girl."
A while later mom called us to dinner. Dad wasn't home yet because he was working late since it was his last day until next Monday. Tammy set the table and I stood in the middle of the kitchen floor watching mommy get everything ready. Finally Tammy came over and picked me up and put me in my highchair.
We ate and then Tammy gave me my bath and I talked to Emily on the phone for a little while. I went out into the living room around 8pm. "Mommy, my diaper is wettie." "Oh ok sweetheart. I'll be in to change you in a moment ok?" "Ok mommy." I walked back to my room and sat on the edge of my changing table. Mom came in and laid me down and took off my rubber pants and unpinned my soggy diaper. "Wow you really were wet." I smiled at her. She wiped me and powdered me and put another diaper on me. She then pulled up my rubber pants and patted my tushie. "There you go sweetie." I hugged mom and thanked her.
I was just running around the house in diapers and a t-shirt. I was more comfy that way. Bed time finally came and I got my teeth brushed and put into my jammies. Mom kissed me good night. Dad got home and came in and said goodnight to me too. Then Tammy read me a bedtime story and I fell asleep.
I woke up the next morning. "Happy Thanksgiving you cute little turkey!" Tammy said as she picked me up out of my crib. "Good morning Tam Tam, and happy Thanksgiving to you too!" "Aww thank you sweetie. So let's see, how wet is this diaper?" "It very wettie Tam Tam." "oh yeah, let me see here." She put her hand down the front of my rubber pants and squeezed me gently between the legs with my big bulky padded diaper. "Yep, you are squishy and wettie alrighty. Let's change you ok baby?" "Otay T am Tam." She laid me down and pulled off my jammies and rubber pants and then unpinned the diaper and wiped me and powdered me.
After she finished getting me diapered she was going to put me in one of my cute baby outfits. I told her I just wanted to wear my diapers and a t-shirt around the house. "Well that's ok but when we get company tonight, I will have to put you in your outfit ok? "No, me wanna wear diapers!" "You will be silly, but underneath your outfit." "No! Me want diapers, no outfit, just diapers!" "Well, then ask mom if you can ok?" "me will." I went out to the kitchen and said good morning to mommy and then I asked her. "No honey, when company comes, you will be dressed." "But why mommy? Me want my didees, no outfit!" "Now you better calm down young lady!" "No! No! No!" "ok that's it! Come here!"
Mommy put me over her knee and swatted my diaper bottom 4 or 5 times." I started to cry. Then mom held me in her lap and comforted me. "Now will you be a good girl for mommy?" "Yes mommy, I be good now, I pwomise." "Ok that's my girl. You know mommy loves you right?" "No you don't." "Oh yes I do. Honey, just because I gave you a spanking doesn't mean I don't love you. I did it because I do love you. I want you to grow up right and respect those in authority and to not misbehave." "Ok mommy. I know you love me, but my hiney hurts."
"Aww, well next time don't throw a fit when I tell you to do something ok baby?" "Ok mommy." She rubbed my hiney with her hand and patted me gently and rocked me. I felt much better then. I went up to my room to play for a while and Tammy came in alter and checked my diaper. I was wet so she took it off me and wiped me.
Then she put me in the tub and gave me a bath. "Why you giving me bath so early?" "Because everyone will be here in an hour or so. And I want to get you ready silly. This way you won't have to get a bath alter tonight. Ok?" "Otay Tam Tam." She bathed me and then dried me off. She wrapped me in a towel and took me to my room and put me on the changing table and diapered me. Then she put my outfit on. It was a cute outfit and I liked it.
Our family started arriving at around 4 o'clock. They all hugged me. They thought I was cute in my baby outfit and in my diapers. Most of them had already seen me in diapers anyway. No one from my mom's side of the family was there. They all lived in Pennsylvania. But my dad's part of the family lived in Florida with us. At around 5 we all sat down for dinner. I got to sit in my highchair and my cousin Amy said she would feed me. She was 16 years old. After dinner Tammy and Amy hung out for a while and I just sat on the floor listening to everyone talk about the old days and stuff. It was kind of boring though.
A while later Tammy and Amy came and got me and we went outside and they pushed me on the swings. I had a poopy diaper while I was sitting in the swing. "Eww yucky. Baby Tiffy went poopoo in her didees?" "Yeppers me did." Tammy picked me up and was going to take me inside to change me. "Hey, I don't mind changing her. That is, if you don't mind Tiffany?" "No me no mind. I like you." "Aww, how cute." Tammy handed me to Amy and we all went in the house and to my room.
Once Amy got my diaper unpinned and opened it up she got grossed out and Tammy helped her wipe my yucky poopoo hiney. Then I wet some more and got Tammy soaked. "Oh! You bad bad baby!" Amy just laughed. "Ill take it from here Tammy, just go get changed." "Ok." She went to her room. Amy finished diapering me. "Now you feel better?" "Yeppers me do. I sowwy I got Tammy wall wettie." "Oh it's ok. I thought it was funny actually. You're a cute baby, you know that?" "Me is?" "Yes you certainly are." She hugged me and then Tammy got back with a different shirt on. "I sorry I wet you Tammy." "Oh it's ok honey." "Usually it's boys you gotta worry about. But girls usually don't wet on you." Amy said. "Well Tiffany isn't your usual baby. She can pee pretty far." "Yeah I noticed." We all laughed and then we went back outside.
It was starting to get dark and it was chilly out. I had on my coat too but I was still shivering. So we sat on the porch. I was sitting between Amy and Tammy. They kept me nice and warm. Later on we went inside and got something to drink. Tammy gave me my bottle and I sat in Amy's lap while she was on a chair by the kitchen table. Tammy was starting to put away some dishes and stuff.
Finally everyone started to leave and Amy had to go also. She kissed me goodbye and said she had a great time. Everyone one was hugging and saying good bye. I got another round of hugs from everyone. And a few pats on my tushie too. After they left mom and dad were cleaning up the place a bit. Tammy took me to my room and got my jammies on and tucked me in. Mom and dad came in and said goodnight to me too. I had a great day and I was tired too. I fell asleep right away.
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i thought you went on vacation or some shit nigga (please change my didee-dooks - they're super loaded and squishy)
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*BSD hero/seabird killer Francina Minnie, 17, was sentenced to six months in prison without the option of a fine on Monday for failing to fulfil a community supervision sentence.
Acting community correctional services head Nomalizo Mqingwana said Minnie would start her sentence immediately at East London's medium security C prison.
The teenager was sentenced to 384 hours of community service in September last year after being found guilty on charges relating to the violent slaughter of nine penguins, two pelicans and two gannets at the East London aquarium.
Minnie was re-arrested in March and remanded in custody after she failed to report for her weekly four-hour stints cleaning aquarium pools and for not reporting her change of address.
Mqingwana, who gave evidence at the trial, said Minnie had violated her house arrest conditions and failed to give a valid reason for missing her community service duties.
The matter was investigated by correctional services before it was referred back to the court.
Minnie represented herself after turning down the offer of legal advice as she did in her first court appearance.
When passing judgment in the East London Magistrates Court, Magistrate Henk van Houwelingwen said the slaughter of the birds had captured the attention of media around the world.
He said Minnie was also paying the price of covering up for other accomplices.
The teenager was the only person arrested in connection with the crime but at least three other people were questioned in connection with the slaughter.
Commenting on the sentence, aquarium director Willie Maritz echoed the magistrate saying Minnie had been the reason nobody else had been arrested.
"Her family must realise that she was not innocent. She was guilty and she did not co-operate to apprehend the others."
Maritz said he was happy that the court had upheld the sentence and that aquarium staff would have been more sympathetic if she had helped convict others involved.
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by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 06, @12:09AM (#3468182)
When we last visited the Matrix, computers had taken over the planet and imprisoned the human race in a computer-generated "reality." Keanu Reeves played Neo, a hacker turned superhero recruited to save his fellow man, and the movie ended with him literally taking flight. It was a cliff-hanger that might as well have been subtitled "Watch for the sequel, coming soon to a theater near you--that is, if this thing makes any money."
And it did--$459 million worldwide. More than a sleeper blockbuster, it was a blazingly original collage of martial arts, Oscar-winning special effects and high-toned philosophy borrowed from sources as diverse as Plato, the Bible and Snow White. Since Larry and Andy Wachowski, the fraternal directing duo, had always envisioned The Matrix as part one of a trilogy, Warner Bros. quickly put not one but two more Matrix films into production. "The first movie was like The Hobbit for The Lord of the Rings," says producer Joel Silver. "It's the setup to the big story."
The Wachowski brothers are currently in residence at the Fox studios in Sydney, Australia, simultaneously shooting Matrix Reloaded (part two) and Matrix Revolutions (part three). The movies won't come out until 2003 (Reloaded in May, Revolutions in either August or November), but the hype has already begun. This month a trailer for Reloaded hits theaters, and not since the Star Wars movies has a film inspired so much breathless anticipation on the Internet.
Details about the further adventures of Neo have been closely guarded, but we found some clues on the set in Sydney, where the cast and crew have been working since September and are expected to wrap this summer. On a remote corner of a sound stage stand dozens of latex, life-size replicas of the dastardly Agent Smith (Hugo Weaving), all in single file. Why so many Smiths? Since the original film, Smith has learned to replicate himself (he's a computer virus), which means Neo will have to fight several Smiths at once.
Across the stage, in front of the cameras and under the lights, we find Reeves in his familiar uniform (long black coat, dark shades) at the bottom of a crater being drenched by a rainstorm manufactured by overhead sprinklers. Later, drying off in his trailer, Reeves won't elaborate on that particular shot (it takes place in a climactic battle scene in part three), but he does give the following overview of the trilogy: "The first one is about birth," says Reeves. "The second one is life; the third is death." Thanks, Keanu.
This much we know: in parts two and three, Neo must persuade the omnipotent machines to set his people free. The action-packed part two takes place primarily in the gleaming world of the Matrix, while the more serious-minded part three is set in the scorched real world. In the sequels, we will also visit the vast underground city of Zion, inhabited by the few hundred thousand humans who have managed to escape cyberimprisonment. Laurence Fishburne (as the sage Morpheus) and Carrie-Anne Moss (as Neo's love interest, Trinity) are also back. This time they're joined by Jada Pinkett Smith as Niobe, another rebel and a former lover of Morpheus', and Nona Gaye (daughter of Marvin). Gaye stepped in to replace R.-and-B. singer Aaliyah, who had been cast in the role of Zee, a resident of Zion, before she died in a plane crash last year. Gloria Foster, who played the wise old Oracle in the original, also died in September, at age 64, after she shot her scenes for part two. What about part three? Thanks to a quick rewrite on the script, the Oracle will be back, but in a different form.
In the world of the Matrix, all things are possible, but the vexing real-life question is, How do you top a film whose unique style has been copied by nearly every action movie since? "We're just trying to make the best and most surreal action ever," says visual-effects supervisor John Gaeta, who developed the groundbreaking and extremely cool "bullet time" technique, in which the camera seemed to circle Reeves in slow moti
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Great (Score:0, Funny)
by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 06, @12:10AM (#3468186)
Now we've slashdotted the matrix. I wanted to go get a beer but it's harder now that everything runs at 3 fps.
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Boring (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Monday May 06, @12:11AM (#3468189)
I think people have grown quickly tired of slow motion kicks and bad plots
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Mommy, what happens to your files when you die?
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honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which
they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly
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government of the people, by the people, for the people shall
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