A sexual act in which Jon Katz and Stacy Hoon of the LAPD are standing behind your bent over naked body sodomizing you with any
number of billy clubs and nightsticks
Why did this get posted? One word: TIMMEH. He is the 8 lb tumor in the Slashdot rectum. His stories consistantly generate the least amount of interest and has proven time and again to be grossly incompetent. IMPEACH TIMMEH!
ok, let me explain, than.
There are several reasons why _I_ do not support Mozilla, or don't like it as
a product.
Technical
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
a) startup time is HUGE.
b) minimize/maximize time is enermous
c) User Interface is *terrible*
d) CSS support is far away from being completed
e) Mozilla supports broken Netscape table alyout (HTML)
Political
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
a) Netscape (AOL Time Warner) is backing Mozilla, and *uses* Mozilla for own
*games*
AOL needs to protect "icon on genuis Microsoft Desktop"? Let's threat them
[MS] that we will use Gecko/Mozilla as an engine in next AOL browser.
Again, it's fine with me if AOL or even MS will use Mozilla - but not for
*dirty games*, please!...
b) Mozilla developers are often paid by Netscape, and those developers do not
respect *normal* Mozilla users.
To understand it better - compare Mozilla-layout list with, say, KFM-devel,
(or Konq-bugs), where key Konqueror developers (and advanced users) are
subscribed and *answer questions*, including "what will be in next version"
and "when it will be released"
Business reasons
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
a) Mozilla is in development almost 4 years but results its developers
achieved are not impressive, at all.
Again: Mozilla is slow, bloated, consumes a lot of memory and lacks support
for many important standards (partially implemented standard can't be called
"reference implementation" or "standard compliant implementation")
b) it's time to recognize (in case there is a least one Real Manager behind
this project) that Mozilla project failed.:-((
It's really a pity, but you can't ignore facts.
c) unfortunately, it seems that neither Netscape or AOL itself has good
managers.
So, may be, it's good time to look for such managers outside?...
Again - answer is "no!..." from Netscape.
So, what can I say seeing such arrogance from Netscape's side?
It's a pity. I wish it could be better. But this is out of my control at a
moment.
So, if we left political reasons outside, only Technical and Business reasons
theirself are enough to recognize that Mozilla is *failing*, if not failed
already.
That's my opinion, and I strongly back it.
Vera awoke unusally early on this saturday morning. One thing were the strange dreams she's been having, the other was the sweatty feeling alover. Deeply shocked she sat bolt upright in her bed when she noticed her body was not clad in the normal night gown but dressed in a very tight material. Highly irritated she touched her body noticing it had to be a catsuit she was wearing. The material felt like rubber. Hurriedly she got up and switched on the light. Shocked she looked at herself in the large closet mirror examining her image closer up.
The gleaming red material enclosed her perfect body like a second skin only hands, feet and her head remained uncovered. A tight collar reached up under her chin. The catsuit was a perfect fit and Vera was unable to find any openings or zippers. Strangely there were absolutely no folds from the material. Her breasts had become perky orbs and her excited nipples showed well defined through the elastic material. It was obvious that her waist had been constricted.
What happened at night? Vera couldn't remember anything unusual. She went to bed as usual and didn't go to a party nor had she been drunk.
She began to feel up her gleaming red body and felt more and more excited. Taking a few steps back from the mirror she almost stumbled over something lying on the carped in front of the bed. When she bent down to see what it was she found a pair of ankle high boots made of the same red rubber. The boots sported 6" pencil thin heels. As she picked up the shoes a strange shudder ran through her body and she sat down on the bed in a trance. Carefully she slipped the boots over her dainty feet a difficult task taking some time for there were no zippers. Excitedly she ran her fingers over the new contours of her feet.
Carefully she got up and tried a few steps. She was happy there was enough furniture for her to hold onto since walking on heels this high was new to her. Suddenly she had the feeling as if something inside the boots was moving but she couldn't make out what. Thus she didn't notice how the short shafts of her ankle boots had melded into the catsuit.
Vera let herself fall back on the bed pinning the blanket between her legs revelling in the erotic feelings. Out of the blue she noticed a pair of red rubber gloves underneath her pillow. They had the same color as her catsuit and seemed to be very tight. Fascinated she let the material glide through her fingers suddenly she felt the irresistible urge to put them on. As she worked out the folds on her sleeves she sensed the same pressure on her arms she had already felt on her legs. Now it occured to her the gloves had fused to her catsuit. She was irritated to find herself seemlessly covered by a red rubber skin, except for her head.
She got up again and took a few steps towards the mirror when unsuspectedly a dildo and butt plug expanded from the suit into her nether orifices. Each increasing in size causing her arousal to rise incredibly with their circuling motions. Vera danced on her high heels trying to escape the increasing pressure of her intruders. Throwing herself on the bed several waves of orgasms washed over her.
Wet with perspiration her hair hung into her face so after a while she went into the bathroom to freshen up. Grabbing the towel another piece of red latex fell to the ground. Vera bent down to pick it up, the item was molded after a female head. Irritated she noticed it was a hood without any openings except for the entry hole at the neck.
Vera went back into the bedroom and sat down on the bed.She had an odd feeling holding the mask in her hands. She owned several bathing caps but never faced the idea of wearing a mask. She widened the neck of the mask with her hands and tried out the feeling of latex against her face. Again the irrisistable urge to wear it came over her and she stuck her head into the opening. The sensation was unusual and fascinating at the same time. As she ran out of air she took off the mask again.
Vera repeated this several times holding her breath longer each time. She used deliberate motions to smooth out any wrinkles slowly working the neck of the mask even further down.
Going for another breath she felt for the ledge of the mask to pull it off only to find herself unable to get a grasp with her gloved hands. Now Vera panicked she realized the mask had fused to the catsuit also. Furiously she pulled on the latex skin on her head and neck but there was no opening to be found. Close to suffocating she slowly lost consciousness when the dildoes between her legs made her cum simultaneously. Several waves of utter pleasure rippled through her body.
The perfect simultaneity of asphinxia and the high level of pleasure released enough energy to lift Vera's body into the air with a bang. Her body landed on the bed arms and legs flopping powerlessly. Suddenly Vera was able to see through the rubber skin and she felt as if she could breathe again. After she collected herself for a moment she got up again to take a look at herself in the mirror. The figure in the mirror shocked her initially. Wrapped head to toe in a tight, red, highly polished rubber skin she had become an anonymous object.
As she touched herself she noticed the latex surface had become her new skin and drops of perspiration covered the rubber in a thin and gleaming layer. Her body felt like rubber too and she was terrified to find out she had neither breathing nor heart beat.
The sudden ring at the door startled her frigthened to answer the door looking like this she went to the door. After the second ring she took a look at the monitor to see who was ringing. Surprised she saw three people standing outside an attractive woman of middle age dressed in a black catsuit and high boots as well as two rubberdollcreatures each lead on a leash. They did look remarkably like Vera in her sekond skin...
Simple tests prove time and time again that things like ginkgo-balboa are effective in treating heart disease.
I thoroughly agree. I often use marijuana to keep my glaucoma at bay.
TESTICULAR SELF-EXAMINATION (TSE) Testicular cancer is the most common type of cancer in men between 15 and 35 years of age. Although it accounts for only about 1 percent of all cancers in men, it is the number one cancer killer among men in their 20's and 30's. The disease is highly curable if it is diagnosed in early stage. Men can greatly increase their chances of early diagnosis by performing a simple procedure called testicular self-examination (TSE).
Risk Factors: The disease develops more frequently in Whites than in Blacks. Men with a past history of undescended testicles at birth are at higher risk. Self-exam is especially important for these individuals.
How To Perform TSE:
TSE should be performed once a month after a warm bath or shower. The warm temperature and water causes the scrotal skin to relax, making it easier to find a lump or mass. The procedure itself is simple and only takes a few minutes:
Stand naked in front of a mirror. Look for any swelling on the skin of the scrotum. It is normal for one testicle to be slightly larger than the other.
Examine each testicle gently with both hands. The index and middle fingers should be placed on the top. Roll the testicle gently between the thumbs and fingers. (Fig. 1) Feel for a small lump--about the size of a pea--on the front or side of the testicle. These lumps are usually painless.
Find the epididymis (a cord-like structure on the top and back of the testicle that stores and transports sperm). Do not confuse the epididymis with a lump. (Fig. 2)
Feel for any lumps or mass - about the size of a pea - on the front or the side of the testicle. These lumps are usually painless.
If you have any lumps or other symptoms, it does not necessarily mean you have testicular cancer; but, you must be checked by a physician. If detected and treated early, more than 90% of the patients are cured by surgery and radiotherapy.
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do you like this cowboi
why? maybe because you look like this?
LA Guerrilla Style
n.
A sexual act in which Jon Katz and Stacy Hoon of the LAPD are standing behind your bent over naked body sodomizing you with any number of billy clubs and nightsticks
if you could be any icy hot stuntaz, which would you be? I would be Da Flame cuz he got mad jewels.
just trolled you...
suck it AC biatch, I meant it as written: fuck your mother, bitch (sans comma). Now piss off and do just that...
Chinga tu madre puta!
perhaps you have a prolapsed rectum?
I disagree. His homosexual goat boy protege TIMMEH is the worst.
i haven't done this in awhile, but for such blatant karma whoring i feel the need to shit all over you.
g
okay here goes.
BRAP
brap brap bbrrrrrap!
thhhhhhp
thhhhhhhhp
unnnnnng
arrrr
plop
plop
unnnnhg
plop
*asshole quivers*
plop
Thanks, enjoy!
Why did this get posted? One word: TIMMEH. He is the 8 lb tumor in the Slashdot rectum. His stories consistantly generate the least amount of interest and has proven time and again to be grossly incompetent. IMPEACH TIMMEH!
ok, let me explain, than. There are several reasons why _I_ do not support Mozilla, or don't like it as a product. Technical ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ a) startup time is HUGE. b) minimize/maximize time is enermous c) User Interface is *terrible* d) CSS support is far away from being completed e) Mozilla supports broken Netscape table alyout (HTML) Political ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ a) Netscape (AOL Time Warner) is backing Mozilla, and *uses* Mozilla for own *games* AOL needs to protect "icon on genuis Microsoft Desktop"? Let's threat them [MS] that we will use Gecko/Mozilla as an engine in next AOL browser. Again, it's fine with me if AOL or even MS will use Mozilla - but not for *dirty games*, please!... b) Mozilla developers are often paid by Netscape, and those developers do not respect *normal* Mozilla users. To understand it better - compare Mozilla-layout list with, say, KFM-devel, (or Konq-bugs), where key Konqueror developers (and advanced users) are subscribed and *answer questions*, including "what will be in next version" and "when it will be released" Business reasons ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ a) Mozilla is in development almost 4 years but results its developers achieved are not impressive, at all. Again: Mozilla is slow, bloated, consumes a lot of memory and lacks support for many important standards (partially implemented standard can't be called "reference implementation" or "standard compliant implementation") b) it's time to recognize (in case there is a least one Real Manager behind this project) that Mozilla project failed. :-((
It's really a pity, but you can't ignore facts.
c) unfortunately, it seems that neither Netscape or AOL itself has good
managers.
So, may be, it's good time to look for such managers outside?...
Again - answer is "no!..." from Netscape.
So, what can I say seeing such arrogance from Netscape's side?
It's a pity. I wish it could be better. But this is out of my control at a
moment.
So, if we left political reasons outside, only Technical and Business reasons
theirself are enough to recognize that Mozilla is *failing*, if not failed
already.
That's my opinion, and I strongly back it.
Scheiße ist gut. Scheiße in meiner Öffnung
my fondest memory!
here is a link
BILL is a PEG boy!
How is this +2 funny? it doesnt even make sense! jesus taco must have moderated this one.
do you wipe sitting down or standing up?
HI do you do IANAL? I have been looking for some hot IANAL action. thankssssss
A poor attempt at a penis bird you dirty rotten AC bastard.
I checked my logs as per your recommendation and all I found was that they were:
a. brown
b. stinky
What am I looking for exactly?
Vera awoke unusally early on this saturday morning. One thing were the strange dreams she's been having, the other was the sweatty feeling alover. Deeply shocked she sat bolt upright in her bed when she noticed her body was not clad in the normal night gown but dressed in a very tight material. Highly irritated she touched her body noticing it had to be a catsuit she was wearing. The material felt like rubber. Hurriedly she got up and switched on the light. Shocked she looked at herself in the large closet mirror examining her image closer up. The gleaming red material enclosed her perfect body like a second skin only hands, feet and her head remained uncovered. A tight collar reached up under her chin. The catsuit was a perfect fit and Vera was unable to find any openings or zippers. Strangely there were absolutely no folds from the material. Her breasts had become perky orbs and her excited nipples showed well defined through the elastic material. It was obvious that her waist had been constricted. What happened at night? Vera couldn't remember anything unusual. She went to bed as usual and didn't go to a party nor had she been drunk. She began to feel up her gleaming red body and felt more and more excited. Taking a few steps back from the mirror she almost stumbled over something lying on the carped in front of the bed. When she bent down to see what it was she found a pair of ankle high boots made of the same red rubber. The boots sported 6" pencil thin heels. As she picked up the shoes a strange shudder ran through her body and she sat down on the bed in a trance. Carefully she slipped the boots over her dainty feet a difficult task taking some time for there were no zippers. Excitedly she ran her fingers over the new contours of her feet. Carefully she got up and tried a few steps. She was happy there was enough furniture for her to hold onto since walking on heels this high was new to her. Suddenly she had the feeling as if something inside the boots was moving but she couldn't make out what. Thus she didn't notice how the short shafts of her ankle boots had melded into the catsuit. Vera let herself fall back on the bed pinning the blanket between her legs revelling in the erotic feelings. Out of the blue she noticed a pair of red rubber gloves underneath her pillow. They had the same color as her catsuit and seemed to be very tight. Fascinated she let the material glide through her fingers suddenly she felt the irresistible urge to put them on. As she worked out the folds on her sleeves she sensed the same pressure on her arms she had already felt on her legs. Now it occured to her the gloves had fused to her catsuit. She was irritated to find herself seemlessly covered by a red rubber skin, except for her head. She got up again and took a few steps towards the mirror when unsuspectedly a dildo and butt plug expanded from the suit into her nether orifices. Each increasing in size causing her arousal to rise incredibly with their circuling motions. Vera danced on her high heels trying to escape the increasing pressure of her intruders. Throwing herself on the bed several waves of orgasms washed over her. Wet with perspiration her hair hung into her face so after a while she went into the bathroom to freshen up. Grabbing the towel another piece of red latex fell to the ground. Vera bent down to pick it up, the item was molded after a female head. Irritated she noticed it was a hood without any openings except for the entry hole at the neck. Vera went back into the bedroom and sat down on the bed.She had an odd feeling holding the mask in her hands. She owned several bathing caps but never faced the idea of wearing a mask. She widened the neck of the mask with her hands and tried out the feeling of latex against her face. Again the irrisistable urge to wear it came over her and she stuck her head into the opening. The sensation was unusual and fascinating at the same time. As she ran out of air she took off the mask again. Vera repeated this several times holding her breath longer each time. She used deliberate motions to smooth out any wrinkles slowly working the neck of the mask even further down. Going for another breath she felt for the ledge of the mask to pull it off only to find herself unable to get a grasp with her gloved hands. Now Vera panicked she realized the mask had fused to the catsuit also. Furiously she pulled on the latex skin on her head and neck but there was no opening to be found. Close to suffocating she slowly lost consciousness when the dildoes between her legs made her cum simultaneously. Several waves of utter pleasure rippled through her body. The perfect simultaneity of asphinxia and the high level of pleasure released enough energy to lift Vera's body into the air with a bang. Her body landed on the bed arms and legs flopping powerlessly. Suddenly Vera was able to see through the rubber skin and she felt as if she could breathe again. After she collected herself for a moment she got up again to take a look at herself in the mirror. The figure in the mirror shocked her initially. Wrapped head to toe in a tight, red, highly polished rubber skin she had become an anonymous object. As she touched herself she noticed the latex surface had become her new skin and drops of perspiration covered the rubber in a thin and gleaming layer. Her body felt like rubber too and she was terrified to find out she had neither breathing nor heart beat. The sudden ring at the door startled her frigthened to answer the door looking like this she went to the door. After the second ring she took a look at the monitor to see who was ringing. Surprised she saw three people standing outside an attractive woman of middle age dressed in a black catsuit and high boots as well as two rubberdollcreatures each lead on a leash. They did look remarkably like Vera in her sekond skin...
huge floppy donkey dick!!!
Simple tests prove time and time again that things like ginkgo-balboa are effective in treating heart disease. I thoroughly agree. I often use marijuana to keep my glaucoma at bay.
TESTICULAR SELF-EXAMINATION (TSE)
Testicular cancer is the most common type of cancer in men between 15 and 35 years of age. Although it accounts for only about 1 percent of all cancers in men, it is the number one cancer killer among men in their 20's and 30's. The disease is highly curable if it is diagnosed in early stage. Men can greatly increase their chances of early diagnosis by performing a simple procedure called testicular self-examination (TSE).
Risk Factors:
The disease develops more frequently in Whites than in Blacks. Men with a past history of undescended testicles at birth are at higher risk. Self-exam is especially important for these individuals.
How To Perform TSE:
TSE should be performed once a month after a warm bath or shower. The warm temperature and water causes the scrotal skin to relax, making it easier to find a lump or mass. The procedure itself is simple and only takes a few minutes:
Stand naked in front of a mirror. Look for any swelling on the skin of the scrotum. It is normal for one testicle to be slightly larger than the other.
Examine each testicle gently with both hands. The index and middle fingers should be placed on the top. Roll the testicle gently between the thumbs and fingers. (Fig. 1) Feel for a small lump--about the size of a pea--on the front or side of the testicle. These lumps are usually painless.
Find the epididymis (a cord-like structure on the top and back of the testicle that stores and transports sperm). Do not confuse the epididymis with a lump. (Fig. 2)
Feel for any lumps or mass - about the size of a pea - on the front or the side of the testicle. These lumps are usually painless.
If you have any lumps or other symptoms, it does not necessarily mean you have testicular cancer; but, you must be checked by a physician. If detected and treated early, more than 90% of the patients are cured by surgery and radiotherapy.