Granted I got better battery life from my Archos mp3 player, but then the darned thing suffered a power-circuit meltdown during an overnight charge on a trip to Canada. I figured that $400 was too much to pay for a mere 3 months of product life, and so have avoided Archos since.
Back in the old days, we were lucky if we had three significant digits. Most times we only had one or two. And sometimes we didn't have any significant digits at all.
Have you ever tried to build a pyramid without any significant digits. You kids have it so easy these days.
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I'm still hung trying to parse: ...Free World Dialup is neither...
What I really want is pr0n^h^h^h^H a pony.
You forgot the rest of it:
Chapter 2: Repeat if necessary.
I wonder how they got that picture showing the view of earth from 10M ly away.
...when you shave in warm water vs cold...
But if I shave while I'm in water won't I get electrocuted by my electric razor?
I'm sure this book will be quite valuable when they translate it to Hindi.
...it only comes in a set of 32 hardbound volumes...
Not true. You can download it free, distributed among the many GNU/Linux source packages.
The title is README.
Perhaps it should read:
Space Storm Hits; California on Fire
Physical access implies authorization. The hardware eject button should always work.
Granted I got better battery life from my Archos mp3 player, but then the darned thing suffered a power-circuit meltdown during an overnight charge on a trip to Canada. I figured that $400 was too much to pay for a mere 3 months of product life, and so have avoided Archos since.
As far as recording, my laptop works well.
How about TBFKAP:
The browser formerly known as Phoenix
He was also the same guy that had 365 pairs of pants and 365 shirts and did laundry once a year...
Based on the professors I've known, I wonder why that amount of clothing didn't last him two or three years.
Will this be like the American simulated moon landing?
Another reason not to answer the phone.
Did Microsoft just blink?
If we build something with qubits, should we call it an ark?
So if this is just a variant of the common-cold, could the antidote be chicken-soup?
Sure, it's all fun and games until a herd of cows eats your house.
The universe is a donut.
If you travel through the universe far enough you will get back to where you started.
I guess the ancient ones were wise to this when they said:
No matter where you go, there you are!
Gives a new meaning to the phrase "They'll steal you blind".
Have you ever tried to build a pyramid without any significant digits. You kids have it so easy these days.
Should ___________ developers help the U.S. prepare for war... ...by showing a specific way that the U.S. military is using ___________...
...
Fill in the blank with:
Open Source software
Toilet paper
Footware
Small arms
Army cot
Clothing
Technology has no ethic.
Perhaps you should patent online mockery.
...
1) A method in a computer system of a participant for ridiculing a pretention, including:
providing a means for the participant to observe pretentious behavior;
providing a means for the participant to prepare a response imitating the pretentious behavior;
providing a means for the participant to publish the response.
2) The method of claim 1 wherein the response is prepared in emacs.
3) The method of claim 1 wherein the published response is available by URL.
4)
N) The method of claims (1)..(N) wherein profit results.
Hey, lay off Ann. I've never seen _any_ chick that thinks or speaks more clearly. She gives me hope for the female of the species.
I would have her baby.
Quirk: Spock, We've got to...mix oil...and...water...in five minutes...or we're all...dead.
Spock: Never been done, captain, but there is a theoretical relationship between hydrophobic force and disolved gasses.
Quirk: We'll...have to...attempt it...