User: TrueSpeed

I own

On: Another Internet Stock Price Bubble Building?

1 share of Google and I'm going to ride this baby to $1000.

Yee-Haw.

Who's with me?

Does this mean the Phantom is doomed

On: IBM Officially Kills OS/2

Considering that OS/2 was the primary OS of the Phamton, does this mean the Phantom will never see the light of day?

Costly

On: Optimus Keyboard With OLED Display Keys

I can only imagine what a replacement OLED key would cost.

Also, what up with that eMule OLED key?

Music and Porn?

On: Legal Music Downloads Increase in 2005

For a second there I thought it said:

"According to Peter Jamieson, head of the British Pornographic Industry"

And was wondering what the connection between music and porn was for a brief amount of time.

Re:Another revolution

On: Apple Developing Two-Button Mouse

Troll? You silly little Steve Job lovin' duesche bags.

Another revolution

On: Apple Developing Two-Button Mouse

If Steve Jobs can make 'shuffle technology' sound revolutionary, I can only imagine how he will spin a two button mouse.

It's the App's fault not mine

On: Is Firefox 1.0 Less Stable than Firefox PR1.0?

Once again, we're blamimg the performance of an application based upon the experience of 1 user. Why is /. continuing to post these articles? What's next? My Firefox keeps on crashing when the Internet goes down?

That's nice, but

On: New Atomic Clock 1000 Times More Accurate

That's nice, but will it fit on my wrist?

Did you know hurricanes increase Pop Tart Sales

On: Wal-Mart's Data Obsession

Yes I did. How? I watched the same CNBC show last week.

Konfabulator's ugly older cousin, DesktopX

On: Konfabulator Coming to Windows

It would seem Arlo is a bit late in providing his great widget application to the other 98%. The windows desktop widget application DesktopX predates even the Macintosh version of Konfabulator. And he's accusing Apple of ripping off his "idea"? Arlo , do a Tom Cruise and Open Your Eyes.

Re:IBM's analysis to open software

On: IBM Open Sources Object Rexx

Thanks for the informative and pessimistic comments. You can always count on a /. member to try and spin good news into bad news. There's always a conspiracy going on and there's always an angle being played. But, thanks for the half empty reply, though.

Re:Been there done that.

On: Worker Fired For Running SETI On State-Owned PCs

LTSharpe,

You're fired.

The Donald.

Wind Power

On: Wind Power Falls Under $0.01/kwh

When coupled with the wind power generated by farts we can achieve nearly 100% of the electrical need of the U.S. Anyone willing to strap a portable wind mill to their ass?

Re:Still sounds kinda grim.

On: IBM Adding Almost 19,000 Jobs

Einstein, there is more than one country in North America.

Unused Code? Parden Me?

On: IBM Donates Java Database App. to Apache Foundation

Calling Cloudscape "unused" code is very ignorant. Clouldscape is now the embedded DB in all WebSphere Application Server V5+ products.