No, he's right. I have one of the new IBM rulers here, and it's very welcome.
It has furlongs and rods/poles & perch on one side, and nanometers on the other. Its great for those pesky metric conversions. Truly an International Business Machine
They reserve the option to own any Intellectual Property that you may create whilst in their employment. If you create, say, a porno novel or a thrash-punk album, their IP office would probably be quite happy to release the rights to you. unless it looked like it might make a mint, of course....
This sounds like the old fax-paper scam, where companies were sold a small amount of really inexpensive paper for a very short time, and then billed for evermore for supplies that were never sent-the invoices were paid by rote until some audit caught them.
Yes. OpenOffice is pure evil and will bring about the rise of communism, followed by the fall of civilization. The skies will burn and the rivers will turn red with blood. The Great Old Ones will return to bring unimagined terror to mankind and it truly will be hell on earth.
Coool! And you say this is just one of the features of OpenOffice? Where do I sign?!!..
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No, the V2 program is not being re-instated.
Wait till they start putting them in shampoo and ati-wrinkle cream.
It seems so..
Sticky?
It has furlongs and rods/poles & perch on one side, and nanometers on the other. Its great for those pesky metric conversions. Truly an International Business Machine
They reserve the option to own any Intellectual Property that you may create whilst in their employment. If you create, say, a porno novel or a thrash-punk album, their IP office would probably be quite happy to release the rights to you. unless it looked like it might make a mint, of course....
I believe the current playground idiom, with non-homophobic intent is "ghay. Same pronounciation, though but.
Check some out here
Yeh, but just look at the width of it...wow!
This sounds like the old fax-paper scam, where companies were sold a small amount of really inexpensive paper for a very short time, and then billed for evermore for supplies that were never sent-the invoices were paid by rote until some audit caught them.
The NSA never sleeps...
Not many rights left...(?)
Coool! And you say this is just one of the features of OpenOffice? Where do I sign?!!..
As men are less likely to tell them that it fell on the floor....
Most nasty objects would be revealed at or around the undressing stage...
Mmmm. Chastise... mmm. *OH Bugger. Missed the A/C button too!*
*ducks*
Gak!
Yeah! Are you listening Mr Gates? The Fisher-Price look is so XP...
My heart bleedeth.
Unless their surname is Bass...
Come on now, Hutt Space Enterprises Inc did deliver One and One-Half functioning Death Stars - for an undisclosed sum...
..welcome our sponge underpants.
*ARR!*
...anyone sorted for 'e's ??