User: hplasm

Re:Unexpected last transmition from Galileo....

On: Galileo, Consumed by Jupiter

"Dave, my butt is burning. I can feel it."

DRM Patches.

On: Microsoft Offers A DRM Patch

At last! A patch to help rid your computer of the misery of DRM! Just stick one on the side of your system box and watch as the effects of DRM become a distant memory. A GaTeS Product.(sic)

Re:life

On: Low-Cal Diet Extends Life... As Long as You Don't Eat

We'll live longer if we don't eat, drink, smoke, fuck and so on...

No we won't, but it will certainly feel like it....

Fat Al Error Test

On: Where is the Any Key?

"Press to test. Release to detonate."

Re:british piece of shit

On: P2P Music Sharing Remains Popular Despite RIAA

It starts with a 'K', and is indeed a shit brit Alcohol free 'beer'...

Re:ads

On: Computer Makers Sued Over Hard Drive Size

..May contain bits (of nuts).

Re:Should that be...

On: Booting Linux Faster

widdly.

(widdly-wee!!)

sorry.

THREAT LEVEL BROWN

On: JetBlue Gives Away Passenger Info To TSA?

It's not as serious as this...

Re:question

On: The Hacker Behind "Hacking the Xbox"

Yes it is. A bunnie himself states, he hopes that if nothing else, it will inspire in others the urge to experiment with hardware. It reminded me of the Foulsham-Tab books that I used to drag home by the bagload from the library, in terms of his enthusiasm and informative approach, that actually inspires- even if you can't even think about the cost of some of the kit he has access to...

Re:Too late to run...

On: BIND Strikes Back Against VeriSign's Site Finder

ExCellenT....

Re:Name for the metal

On: New Metal That's Full of Holes

Foamium. Airominium.

Re:hmmm don't want to be alarmist

On: BIND Strikes Back Against VeriSign's Site Finder

I'm a programmer with a soldering iron, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Oh Shit! Run!!

;->

Go Ahead mod me offtopic...

Re:Um....

On: College Freshman Builds Fusion Reactor

> ...compares how the student is similar to Philo T. Farnsworth

So this is to fusion as Philo T. is to John Logie Baird?

Re:Perfect....

On: Robots: The New Cure for Baldness

Breast size?

Re:SPARTACUS!

On: Microsoft-Antitrust.gov Opens for Public

Who the fuck mentioned Spartacus? I said he's Sparticus - different guy.

Fucknozzle.

Re:You go, boy!

On: Mandrake Linux 9.2, Adware Version

OO!

Re:Somebody Quiz this Expert

On: Head Of Homeland Cybersecurity Named

Pointy-Haired Boss it is then.

Re:This is do-able...Akkk! Thrrrp!

On: Mandrake Linux 9.2, Adware Version

The phrases "This is do-able" and "..the goatse.cx guy in all his glory.." sit uneasily together in my mind...

Re:Moral compass?

On: Mandrake Linux 9.2, Adware Version

Two more surely, would want to target Linux users- SCO & MS (note no hyperlinx, heh heh)

Re:do you always question the obvious?

On: Microsoft-Antitrust.gov Opens for Public

Cool! I wish I was that perky 1st thing in the am.

The obvious is always the best thing to question. The best way to hide stuff is to make it so obvious it gets overlooked. ;*>

Re:Bigots in California

On: Microsoft-Antitrust.gov Opens for Public

I would expect anyone called 'Buster Monty' to belong to some sort of group...

Re:FP

On: Microsoft-Antitrust.gov Opens for Public

Are you calling The Attorney General of the State of California a bigot??

Re:Rings

On: Hubble Telescope Shows Giant View of Saturn

"...chow down, my children.."

Re:PS2 not PS/2

On: Gentoo Ported to PS2

Is it the PS/2 that runs OS/2?

Sounds like six of one.....and half of the other one??!?!?!

Re:Rings

On: Hubble Telescope Shows Giant View of Saturn

The rings are bits of God? Whoa!