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  1. Re:Does it constitute life? Tough call on Ice Detected Underneath Mars' North Pole · · Score: 1
    You will not find life on mars, or anywhere else in the Universe, ever. There isn't a shred of evidence for your belief.

    Then what are all these moving lumps of meat and vegetable material that seem to surround me?

    Aaarg! What am I ?!?!?!

    *gibber*

  2. Re:Yeah Buddy! on US Army Signs $471,000,000 Deal for Microsoft Software · · Score: 1
    No, it would read US Army signs $0 Deal for Linux software if we wanted our soldiers to "RTFM, j00 n00b l4m3r" instead of, say, killing people and breaking things.

    This lets the Army concentrate on the killing, without having to worry about the breaking things, at least as far as the computers are concerned, it's taken care of automatically, as part of the OS (oid).

  3. Re:As a Gentoo user... on Zynot Foundation Forks Gentoo · · Score: 1
    You will fork off, then?

    *ducks*

  4. Re:Sean Connery says: "Just like a Mick on Zynot Foundation Forks Gentoo · · Score: 1

    Excellent!

  5. Re:hm on Pioneer To Release TiVo/DVD Burner Combo · · Score: 3, Funny
    The rules they taught you in 7th grade english are breakable, sometimes to great effect.

    Should that not read: "The rules they taught you in 7th grade english are not unbreakable, sometimes to great effect." ?

  6. Re:My mom... on Mom Meets Linux - A Lindows 4.0 Review · · Score: 1
    Not just with computers, even down to calculators. My friend worked in a shop that involved working out the odds on horse races - there was a course involved, which gave up a large book of formulas and a flashy "business" style calculator. The math was quite involved, but the book of formulas was in the style of -'enter stake..press (...enter odds..press)..press *...press (... etc you get the picture.

    seems that a lot of people are not taught to use the machine, just the method by rote.

  7. Re:a new slogan on Mom Meets Linux - A Lindows 4.0 Review · · Score: 1
    When was the last time you saw a Mac article about "Is MacOS ready for mom yet?"

    I thought that was the next release..? ;+>

  8. Re:Another Live-CD on GNU/Linux bootable CD on XBOX: dyne:bolic · · Score: 1

    To wean off Bindows, run from CD. After getting the hang of Linux, use the HD install and move on.

  9. Re:Leidenfrost on Making Ice Cream With Liquid Nitrogen · · Score: 1
    History is full of well documented events that the "experts" comment on as ..

    "well, (I've never seen one, but)such and such would be impossible because..( and I'm an expert so there)

    even in the face of physical evidence. They just can't get their head around the fact that it has happened.

  10. Re:Google is my god on MSN Planning to Take on Google? · · Score: 1
    No, its not that "MS is evil!", it's actually "MS is evil!".

    See the difference?

  11. Re:White collars on Down and Out in White-Collar America · · Score: 1
    And in which valley are the people who did PM and AotCs?

    The valley of the Dolls?

  12. Re:White collars on Down and Out in White-Collar America · · Score: 1

    Knifepoint.

  13. Re:safe? on Lockheed Martin to Build Nuclear Powered Spacecraft · · Score: 1
    Did you know that everyone has traces of plutonium in there bodies now. An element not found before an American space craft blew up and spewed it into the atmosphere

    Whew! And here I was thinking that everyone had plutonium in their systems from all of the A-Bomb and H-bombs that have been set off in the atmosphere over the years. Good job plutonium didnt exist then.....

  14. Re:More accessories...new outlets on 42-Volt Autos · · Score: 1
    I agree with the plug comment, and as for the voltage thing, why not go to AC for the car system, say 400Hz,(smaller transformers), then we could use aircraft surplus, HUDs, radar, missile systems etc, etc. heh heh

    Seriously though, an AC dist system could be very flexible.(IANNT -I am not Nikola Tesla :0)

  15. Re:not true on 42-Volt Autos · · Score: 1

    Trueish. The current depends directly on the voltage. 20Mv would seek you out in rubber bootsand follow a path though you to ground - the resulting current would kill you. As you say, 1v would not harm you, unless applied directly to wet juicy organs such as the brain or heart, and then would probably just be quite annoying. It would be very difficult for 1v to pass a dangerous current through the body, unless it was as conductive as a metal

  16. Re:No more car tinkering... on 42-Volt Autos · · Score: 1

    No, resting car batteries have a current of Zero. A shorted car battery has a current of >500Amp. Between the two extremes, the Voltage changes from about 13.5V for a freshly charged battery, to >1volt for a well shorted one- (before it boils the electrolyte, the H2 given off catches and *bam* - it's gone.)

  17. Re:For those unfortunate times... on 42-Volt Autos · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, stepping the 12v up to 42 to jump start would reduce the current available. Ypu need a *lot* of current when jump-starting another car, which is why it is often necessary to rev up the 'donor' car's engine to get the other to turn over, particularly if it's battery is completely flat. (This is a hoot with cheap skinny jump leads, as they get hot, droop, and sometimes the insulation falls off or catches fire...)

  18. Re:gosh on Microsoft Flouting DOJ Settlement? · · Score: 1
    ...and then finding out that the tape dump wouldn't load the next day ;+)..

    ah! 16k ram pack luxury..

  19. Re:Can someone please explain to me..? on Matrix Gets Egyptian Ban For Explicit Religion · · Score: 1

    No, just curious. Makes the post stand out somewhat, so perhaps it works for you..

  20. Re: 93% of prostate cancer patients on Handheld Scanner to Detect Cancer · · Score: 1
    It would most liikely be best to adopt a wait and see policy I guess.

    And then a grin and bear it posture..

  21. Re:Shape of the earth on Non-Spherical Stars · · Score: 1

    Oblate. That's the word.

  22. Re:Can someone please explain to me..? on Matrix Gets Egyptian Ban For Explicit Religion · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Do you use a typewriter and then scan the post into ./?

  23. Re:I's like to know if... on SCO Gives Friday Deadline To IBM · · Score: 1

    IBM: "Anyone hear an annoying buzzing noise - like a gnat or something?"

  24. Re:too much information: on Mars Failures: Bad luck or Bad Programs? · · Score: 1

    Amen to that!

  25. Re:The world is changing on Who Opposes Open Source Software In Government? · · Score: 1
    Stand up for your words and be an adult, or shut the fuck up and sit down at the kiddy table.

    Take heed of a worthy adult post. Let this be your example! Bushbabies of the world, shake off your AC predudice and be heard!!

    bah.