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  1. Re:That reminds me. on Creatine Found to Boost Brainpower · · Score: 1

    As long as it's not the first inch at the body end..

  2. Re:This suggests... on Gentoo Package Accused of Violating DMCA · · Score: 1

    You don't believe that the NSA exists...surely..?

  3. Re:Forensics utilities are somewhat useless on Local Area Security Linux 0.4a · · Score: 1

    Ah, spoken like a true consultant ;*)

  4. Re:Usefull on Local Area Security Linux 0.4a · · Score: 1
    But do you realy want to scan the network at best buy? All those vulnerable windows boxes.

    Hmm. Yeesss!

    I likes it...

  5. Re:FREE BATTERIES! on Roomba Competitor Slightly Lacking · · Score: 1

    I'm still waiting for my "Free" Nelson Mandela(s) to arrive....

  6. Re:Is this a good thing? on TAM 5 Has landed · · Score: -1, Troll
    Wait until he is elected and peels off his humanoid skin to reaval that he is leader of the first wave of machines poised to enslave mankind.

    Too late- Maggie Thatcher beat this by years...bisch-quahn (sic).

  7. Re:Several watts? on Surgery Using A Sunlight Scalpel · · Score: 1

    Hey! Why not reduce the size & power requirements of the incandescent lamps by replacing them with a LASER! Oh, wait....

  8. Re:Uhh... on Open Standards for Cell Phone Components · · Score: 1

    Sure. IBM PC used to mean Plug Compatible- which meant that it would plug straight into an IBM mainframe bus... even the acronyms aren't standard anymore......

  9. Re:Pants(American) or Pants(British) on Wearing a Tie May Cause Blindness! · · Score: 1
    pants->underpants->nads.

    pants go on the outside, except when worn with cloak.

    UNDERpants go UNDER the PANTS. sheesh!

  10. Re:MS Monopoly is based on FILE FORMATS on The Failures Of Desktop Linux · · Score: 1

    Er..would that be the same EU whose member state govt. departments are changing over to Linux on the desktop..?

  11. Re:No sound! on Build Your Own Gauss Pistol · · Score: 1

    The concept of the Cobalt bomb is a dirty nuke. An A-bomb is surrounded with Cobalt 60, which produces a nasty, long-lived fallout. The Cobalt itself doesn't go bang.

  12. Re:Cruel trick on carnivores on Drifting Bath Toys Expected To Hit New England · · Score: 1

    GAsp!

  13. Re:Cruel trick on carnivores on Drifting Bath Toys Expected To Hit New England · · Score: 1

    True, just as you can breathe any gas you want. But it doesn't work very well.

  14. Re:Cruel trick on carnivores on Drifting Bath Toys Expected To Hit New England · · Score: 1

    Not if you mean Banzai!

  15. Re:A little common sense shows that this is obviou on Scientists Say Cosmic Rays May Cause Global Warming · · Score: 1
    No, no, no. The Ozone layer stops UV from the sun. Cosmic rays, being quite, quite cosmic in nature, go where they will - ozone or no. (Behold their speedier cousins the Neutrinos - nothing stops those babies- lead? Pah!).

    *sigh* it's easy to get facts confused, especially in such a sticky field as Global Warm/Cooling, but it's fatal to do it on /. ;->

  16. Re:Henceforth, anyone who says bullpuckey on Swiping Out Cancer · · Score: 1

    Mod +1, Non-Bullpuckey.

  17. Re:The problem is for distances _under_ 1 km ?! on High Speed Travelator · · Score: 2, Funny
    How about a giant catapult? *ping!*

    thud.

  18. Re:Well on 10th Anniversary Of Supreme Court's Daubert Ruling · · Score: 1

    HA! Hand over the cash! There need not be 'free electrons' to light the lamp, the free space potential (e-m field) does the trick.

  19. Re:After reading the articles... on Xbox Linux Made Possible Without a Modchip · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'll bet it was the same one that sucked the cream out of my horn... *OO-er!!*

  20. Re:Can't find pics of it on Deep Sea Monster Baffles Scientists · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cthulhu fhtagn, Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! No Cameras! No Cameras! Cthulhu fhtagn!

  21. Re:more info on DARPA Looking into Hypersonic Bombers · · Score: 1

    Mod +1 Funny. heh heh!

  22. Re:Waiting... on The Best Of Planetary Explorers · · Score: 1
    NOTHING should take a century between updates!

    Except Windows, for stability reasons.

  23. Re:Number 1... on The Best Of Planetary Explorers · · Score: 1

    2.88 Firkin/cu ounce

  24. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... on W32.Sobig.E@mm Worm Spreading Rapidly · · Score: 1

    walraux, octopeux, cacteau...

  25. Schroedinger's cat dead at 68... on Slashback: Transparency, USB, Europatents · · Score: 1

    ..well, it was1935. They don't live for ever, you know..