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  1. Re:too much information: on Mars Failures: Bad luck or Bad Programs? · · Score: 1
    Just grab the carb and twist until it sounds right!

    *snap!*

    Oops. I meant the distributor... :#(

  2. Re:Rail Gun launches for payload planned ... on Getting Into The Private Space Race · · Score: 1
    This is a mass driver, rather than a railgun, unless your payload is hot plasma, no?:

    railgun [railgun.org].

  3. Re:Grew up near a pond on Camouflage in Motion · · Score: 1
    If you see a frog, you will see dragonflies too.

    Not if the dragonfly's camo is working.. ;->

  4. Re:How is it possible? on Earth-Sized Planets Confirmed -- But They're Dead · · Score: 1
    If it happens at night.....

    *ducks*

  5. Re:Old fashioned teleworking on Teleworking in the UK? · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Commuting is the most pathetic human activity.

    It is akin to migratory animals who have no choice but to spend half their lives moving south, then the other moving north.

    Moving house to be near work is nearly as bad as being a migrant beast. This is the 21stC ... why should we still live to work. Whatever happened to all of the "increased leisure time" that technology was supposed to bestow on us all??

    Bah!! Work To Live - Not Live To Work!!

    /rant

  6. Re:Let me be the first to say... on LOTR The Musical! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Also: Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhh!

  7. Re:But... on T-Mobile Dumps MS SmartPhone · · Score: 1

    does it run Windows? Nah.

  8. Re:Boycott it! on Minitel Hits Twenty · · Score: 1
    BTW, what the hell is an "Illegal Comment"?

    One containing song lyrics.. /offtopic - other thread.

  9. Re:Uh...Yes on Lyric Sites In Trouble With The MPA · · Score: 0, Funny

    Sheet music has the dots included with it so you can perform the songs.

  10. Re:The real answer on What I Hate About Your Programming Language · · Score: 1

    Or "What I hate about your programming language is that I don't understand it like mine.."

  11. Re:portable format? on Sony To Release PSP Handheld Console In 2004 · · Score: 1

    And it's good enough for Neo to use to distribute Sony Handheld (or whatever it will be called) Warez ..

  12. Re:He copied a cd? on When Copy Protection Fails · · Score: 1

    Why should he go to jail for copying a cd that is copy protected- ie, can't be copied... we will all go to jail for doing things that can't be done in that case......er..hmmm.

  13. Re:Why not? on Life on Mars? Why Not? · · Score: 1

    Wait until the alien missionaries arrive, with their own ideas about religion... :->

  14. Re:In a fascinating new development... on Life on Mars? Why Not? · · Score: 1
    FLEAS Dammit!!

    i feel such a fool now...

  15. Re:In a fascinating new development... on Life on Mars? Why Not? · · Score: 1
    Feas discovered on Pluto

    ...reports from a Disney correspondent...

    (o go on, mod me down...heh heh.)

  16. Re:Sunglasses on 2003 Transit of Mercury · · Score: 1

    Do you have three eyes??

  17. Re:Don't understand the point of IT based HE syste on Best Options for a Home Entertainment Network? · · Score: 1

    Amen!

  18. Re:Sunglasses on 2003 Transit of Mercury · · Score: 2, Funny

    So I should throw out my welding mask and use a couple of floppy disks whilst welding? What an idiot I am. Or is that you?

  19. Re:Brain Scanners Work On Politicians - No Problem on Brain Privacy · · Score: 1
    POLITICIAN: (To Brain scanner tech)" Hey! Is that thing on?"

    SCANNER TECH:(Scanning the Politician- Puzzled Expression) " Erm, I think it is...but it seems to be broken..."

  20. Re:Got a whole lotta hype on Brain Privacy · · Score: 1

    Ever had a tune running round and round in your head? Now the RIAA can make you pay!!

  21. Re:Better have them plaintext on Are Plain-Text Ads Doomed? · · Score: 1
    Can't we just ban them? :-) But then you would be a banner!

    My God Watson! The worst case of death by recursive advertising I've ever seen. Egad!

  22. Re:At least learn to spell it on Slashback: Hawash, Monomania, Rocketships · · Score: 1

    With sperm whales, perhaps.. ;->

  23. Re:Naked charm!?! on New Subatomic Particle Discovered · · Score: 0

    It's to do with the tangled copyright v. patent legal bollaux. 'Tis safer to discover it, and so less costly when the PPIAA (Particle Physics Industry Association of America) lawyers start sniffing around...

  24. Re:Depends on your grease... on AMD: No Grease For You! · · Score: 1

    Olbas Oil - the blow-your-head-off decongestant will probably work too, it's a blend of various aromatic oils, and is the only thing I've found that removes dried Tippex if accidentally spilled on it....

  25. Re:At least learn to spell it on Slashback: Hawash, Monomania, Rocketships · · Score: 1
    This is, I believe, the "militant" spelling, ie 'Amerika'= evil twin of 'America'. Like 'Wimmin' = 'Women' who don't like 'men'. It differentiates for those 'hip enuff' to differentiate.

    (yes, I found a large bag of ''''' s. :))