User: hplasm

Re:Wow! I can download porn at 35,000 ft???

On: In-flight Broadband Internet Access Trial's Success

Would those downloads be Uploads (ie up to the plane)......

*sorry*

Re:Not in a long time...

On: Rand Expert Says To Keep Mum About Killer Asteroids

I'm just happy Tesla isn't alive today, cause he could do some mighty scary shit with the toys we have now

OO! Would I like to see that!!

Re:Why Linux Sucks

On: Hacking the Streamium

Morning BillG! Welcome to /.

Best don your asbestos pants now.

Re:Waste silicon?

On: Solar Panels As Building Clothing

Last minute reprive for the Iraqi sand stockpiles then...?

Just eat it..

On: Kitchen Waste to Power Fuel Cells... Eventually

Glucose made by liquefying and refining kitchen refuse

Aha! So kitchen waste is turned into Food.

Re:Virtual Real Estate- Mine!

On: Japanese Man Arrested For Virtual Theft

I bought this virtual house from him, and he never delivered it. He said it must have got lost in transit. Swine.

Re:Tubes already crowded

On: London to Introduce Traffic Congestion Charge

Depending on whether or not Iraq is still on the planet...

Robot Head

On: Beauty In The Eye Of The Android

Wasn't this on Lexx?

Hello, 790!

Re:Implication?

On: California EULA Lawsuit

1. Buy shrinkwrapped XP 2. Microwave same. 3. Return XP to store. 4. Repeat Ad Infinitum 5. Redmond !=Profit!!!

Re:This guy shouldn't be cloning mammoths.

On: Cloneable Mammoth Cells Discovered in Russia

Just one of the hazards of programming..

Re:and more...

On: MS Faces Hard Sell in EU Antitrust Case

Hi BillG!! Welcome to /.

Re:ahm, Parachutes

On: Latest Columbia News

Wingless or not, the craft needs to pass through the hi-temp reentry phase. After this, the wings, parachutes or tethered geese would be of use. If the craft has already disintegrated, the atmospheric support system used is a bit moot...

Re:awsome!!!

On: Gloss Plastic Could Eliminate Auto Painting

Yes, but not the price the buyer pays..

Re:Script Kiddy H.S.

On: First Red Hat Academy for High School

And in 2 yrs time, you will probably face ageist policies saying you are too old...applicants 18-30 please-!

Re:Unwanted shoes

On: Blacker Than Black

Don't use your own shoes..

Re:I'd say the future of Trek movies *is* certain

On: Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked

I sense conflict within the GUI....

Re:About Time.

On: Dell Dropping The Floppy

Here we use mental communication directly to the Internet via brain implants.

That rules out a lot of lusers, then.

Floppys out- brains in...

Re:About Time.

On: Dell Dropping The Floppy

Yes! And they can keep their hands off my // and serial ports too. Bastards!

Oh, wait, it's only Dell. Big bonk.

Re:Antigravity in the UK

On: Where Should Space Exploration Go From Here?

Details, anyone?

Re:God rest their souls

On: Space Shuttle Columbia Breaks Up Over Texas

Soyuz Space Taxi, mate. 24hr door-to door. Guaranteed delivery. (sic).

Re:The Best Coffee is USED~* Coffee

On: Tampering with Taste Buds for Better Coffee?

The latest contender is *not* what I would call fresh beans....

Cat poo Coffee

Re:danger will robinson - stupid

On: Using DSL Modems for Point to Point Connections?

There's enough juice to make you fall off a phone pole or rip your arm up pulling it out of a rack full of Sharp Things. That's what the Telcos don't want.

Re:Why not hot fusion?

On: US Joins ITER Tokamak Fusion Project

What,like these guys...??

Princeton Plasma Fusion Laboratory...

Works with snail mail, too

On: Telemarketers Sue to Block Do-Not-Call List

throws away all junk mail after shredding it..

Take junk from Co A and place it in pre-paid eply envelope from Co B. Reverse and repeat.

Gives the mailroom PFYs something to do, and keeps the Post Office workers in a job. :>

Re:Super Powered Submarines!

On: Steam Powered Underwater Jet Engine

I trust that the Japanese fishing boats full of children are not in the underwater canyons..