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  1. Re:Wow! I can download porn at 35,000 ft??? on In-flight Broadband Internet Access Trial's Success · · Score: 1
    Would those downloads be Uploads (ie up to the plane)......

    *sorry*

  2. Re:Not in a long time... on Rand Expert Says To Keep Mum About Killer Asteroids · · Score: 1
    I'm just happy Tesla isn't alive today, cause he could do some mighty scary shit with the toys we have now

    OO! Would I like to see that!!

  3. Re:Why Linux Sucks on Hacking the Streamium · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Morning BillG! Welcome to /.

    Best don your asbestos pants now.

  4. Re:Waste silicon? on Solar Panels As Building Clothing · · Score: 1

    Last minute reprive for the Iraqi sand stockpiles then...?

  5. Just eat it.. on Kitchen Waste to Power Fuel Cells... Eventually · · Score: 1
    Glucose made by liquefying and refining kitchen refuse

    Aha! So kitchen waste is turned into Food.

  6. Re:Virtual Real Estate- Mine! on Japanese Man Arrested For Virtual Theft · · Score: 1, Funny

    I bought this virtual house from him, and he never delivered it. He said it must have got lost in transit. Swine.

  7. Re:Tubes already crowded on London to Introduce Traffic Congestion Charge · · Score: 1

    Depending on whether or not Iraq is still on the planet...

  8. Robot Head on Beauty In The Eye Of The Android · · Score: 1
    Wasn't this on Lexx?

    Hello, 790!

  9. Re:Implication? on California EULA Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    1. Buy shrinkwrapped XP 2. Microwave same. 3. Return XP to store. 4. Repeat Ad Infinitum 5. Redmond !=Profit!!!

  10. Re:This guy shouldn't be cloning mammoths. on Cloneable Mammoth Cells Discovered in Russia · · Score: 1

    Just one of the hazards of programming..

  11. Re:and more... on MS Faces Hard Sell in EU Antitrust Case · · Score: 1

    Hi BillG!! Welcome to /.

  12. Re:ahm, Parachutes on Latest Columbia News · · Score: 1

    Wingless or not, the craft needs to pass through the hi-temp reentry phase. After this, the wings, parachutes or tethered geese would be of use. If the craft has already disintegrated, the atmospheric support system used is a bit moot...

  13. Re:awsome!!! on Gloss Plastic Could Eliminate Auto Painting · · Score: 1

    Yes, but not the price the buyer pays..

  14. Re:Script Kiddy H.S. on First Red Hat Academy for High School · · Score: 1

    And in 2 yrs time, you will probably face ageist policies saying you are too old...applicants 18-30 please-!

  15. Re:Unwanted shoes on Blacker Than Black · · Score: 1, Informative

    Don't use your own shoes..

  16. Re:I'd say the future of Trek movies *is* certain on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 1

    I sense conflict within the GUI....

  17. Re:About Time. on Dell Dropping The Floppy · · Score: 1
    Here we use mental communication directly to the Internet via brain implants.

    That rules out a lot of lusers, then.

    Floppys out- brains in...

  18. Re:About Time. on Dell Dropping The Floppy · · Score: 1
    Yes! And they can keep their hands off my // and serial ports too. Bastards!

    Oh, wait, it's only Dell. Big bonk.

  19. Re:Antigravity in the UK on Where Should Space Exploration Go From Here? · · Score: 1

    Details, anyone?

  20. Re:God rest their souls on Space Shuttle Columbia Breaks Up Over Texas · · Score: 1

    Soyuz Space Taxi, mate. 24hr door-to door. Guaranteed delivery. (sic).

  21. Re:The Best Coffee is USED~* Coffee on Tampering with Taste Buds for Better Coffee? · · Score: 1
    The latest contender is *not* what I would call fresh beans....

    Cat poo Coffee

  22. Re:danger will robinson - stupid on Using DSL Modems for Point to Point Connections? · · Score: 1

    There's enough juice to make you fall off a phone pole or rip your arm up pulling it out of a rack full of Sharp Things. That's what the Telcos don't want.

  23. Re:Why not hot fusion? on US Joins ITER Tokamak Fusion Project · · Score: 1
    What,like these guys...??

    Princeton Plasma Fusion Laboratory...

  24. Works with snail mail, too on Telemarketers Sue to Block Do-Not-Call List · · Score: 1
    throws away all junk mail after shredding it..

    Take junk from Co A and place it in pre-paid eply envelope from Co B. Reverse and repeat.

    Gives the mailroom PFYs something to do, and keeps the Post Office workers in a job. :>

  25. Re:Super Powered Submarines! on Steam Powered Underwater Jet Engine · · Score: 1

    I trust that the Japanese fishing boats full of children are not in the underwater canyons..