User: hplasm

Re:Think of the furries!

On: Baldness Be Gone?

Just imagine what this wonderful world of the future might smell like...

Re:Honest Question

On: Exactly One Kilogram Of Silicon

Doughnuts. Is there nothing they can't do?

You put one on the table, and the perphect sfere sits on the hole.

Bill the Cat says..

On: Return Of Bloom County. Sorta

Ack! Thrrpp!

Re:i think i found a new sig

On: John Perry Barlow On The Dangers of DRM

Whoopee for the Couch Generation. So society will be improved by more lard asses? Darwin must have been so wrong...

Re:In a lot of ways this is good to hear.

On: Maine Laptop Program a Success

Unfortunately, to use *nix you really need to be able to read and spell correctly.

Oh, wait...

Re:Nice to hear

On: IBM To Repair Smoking Monitors

These must be over-engineered. Usually, things quit once the Magic Smoke (TM) leaks out...

Re:First?

On: Europe Heads for the Moon in July

After we get done watching "europe" reach the moon, the U.S. will insert an orbiter around Iraq and land a probe on the surface of Saddam.

Seems more likely.

Re:Mining Asteroids and other economical tasks in

On: Collecting Stardust

Yes! Platinum is (or would be) incredibly useful in all sorts of applications. Unfortunately, it is also rare and therefore expensive. Ditto radium and gold and various other rare elements which could have much better uses than lining bank vaults.

Re:Being biased

On: Windows vs. Unix Revisited

and Venix.

Re:NO! Tar and feather them now, before it's too l

On: Spammers Using Students as Relays

You have had some trouble with spam, then?

Re:None more black

On: Perfumed, Glowing Cloth

..and emitting Blacklight..(LWUV)

Re:Heat Change Clothes

On: Perfumed, Glowing Cloth

I hate this when it happens to normal shirts, tho'. Time for a new pit spray...

Re:We should retrieve it someday

On: NASA Gives Up On Pioneer 10

1. Catch it

2. Grab it

3. Ebay.

4. Profit!!

Re:DON'T MAKE ME RE-LIVE BATTLEFIELD EARTH!

On: NASA Gives Up On Pioneer 10

Don't worry, the film will scare them away.

I've been chatted up by...

On: NYT on RFID Tags

..cash- sniffing dogs are few and bar between

Like in Vegas???

Storm in a teacup warning!!

On: Verbing Weirds Google

Nobody says ``google for it''

'Nuff said.

Re:Redifference between uppercase and lowercase

On: Verbing Weirds Google

Isn't this similar to the very common vacuum manufacturer "Hoover". Everyone I know says they will "hoover the carpet"

Exactly. Hoover should have come down heavily in exactly the same way on J Edgar, the famous FBI TV fruitcake, and stopped him before he got started.

;)

Re:Redifference between uppercase and lowercase

On: Verbing Weirds Google

....once someone uses it to do real damage.

now I'm scared.....

Re:OT: you asshat

On: Advice You Would Give to Your 12 Year-Old Self?

Fucknozzle.

Yuk yuk yuk!

Re:Crimney...

On: Unreal History of the Atari 2600

Also, if you stared at the wierd screen flickers during a tape load, you started seeing colours in the mono display, too....uuuurrrggghhh..

Re:over 75 years, actually

On: The Demise of Model Rocketry?

What could be done, with all the US backing behind them?

Re:Not very inconvenient -

On: The Demise of Model Rocketry?

Build your own with instructions taken off the 'Net

This refers to building the motors. It is easy.

Re:3rd Grader's report

On: The Platypus: Good For You

Platypaux.

Re:Who's locking what up?

On: Palladium's Power To Deny

in this case, the bit will be copyrighted.

I don't want to copy the bit, I want to change it. So surely copyright can't apply here?

Re:Whats wrong with TurboTax???

On: Palladium's Power To Deny

Here's a good place to start

http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/01/07/183824 0&mode=thread Sorry about the non-formatted format. In Hurry. Seeing Flanders.