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  1. Brightest flash eh? on Brightest Galactic Flash Ever Detected Hits Earth · · Score: -1

    And yet i still dont leave my cold damp basement to go see it...

  2. Re:W1NC3: your shopping list is 0wn3d on Wireless Shopping Carts Run Windows CE · · Score: -1

    It3m #5: 'Eau du Tub Girl' Perfume for ladies.

  3. SImpsons Quote.... on Tech Oscars Awarded · · Score: -1

    Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos

  4. ST ref. on FSF Appoints A New Executive Director · · Score: 0, Funny

    The Wrath of Kuhn!

  5. Re:Not a problem, really on Microsoft: The Faint Smell of Rot · · Score: -1

    Scratch and Sniff???

    I say:
    Crash and Sniff!

  6. Re:Smell of rot on Microsoft: The Faint Smell of Rot · · Score: -1

    Must have been that Bean you ate....

  7. UNIX Funny Comment on Why MS is Not Opening More Source Code · · Score: -1

    I was asked by a prof at schoolto read over some code, and one of the first lines was this: /* This program is very buggy and we are just too lazy to give a damn. Forward all questions, comments, and vulgarities to /dev/null */

  8. Windows on Smart People Choke Under Pressure · · Score: -1

    I got a gig or high speed RAM, windows still cracks and i get a BSOD....

  9. Re:NEWSFLASH! on Why Does Windows Still Suck? · · Score: -1

    NEWSFLASH! #4
    People are stupid!

    You dont think so, most of the country voted for bush for god sakes!

  10. Re:Security? Ha! on BBC Bill Gates Interview Part 2: Security · · Score: -1

    Bill Gates talking about security is like two lepers arm wrestling.

  11. Its just a matter of time... on Pentagon To Send Robot Soldiers to Iraq · · Score: -1

    ...before those robots start looking, acting, and drinking like bender.

  12. Re:i dont get it. on Monday, January 24th to be Worst Day of the Year · · Score: -1

    Did anyone try this formula out?

    because I got the square root of negative one...making the 24th, and imaginary day.

  13. Re:Very happy in Canada on IT Salaries to Grow 0.5% in 2005 · · Score: -1

    Im graduating in april and from what I hear the market is still not up to speed in my area (C++ coding) especially in the toronto region.

    Hopefully it will pick up so i can find a job.

  14. Slashdotted!! on Build Your Own MP3 Player · · Score: -1

    Did anyone noticed that the link is to a .EDU?

    our tax dollars at work!

  15. Unreal Tournament. on Too Much Gaming, Anyone? · · Score: -1

    I played that game so much that I actually strafed through groups of people in the hallways at school....

  16. I never thought I'd be saying this... on MS AntiSpyware vs Ad-Aware vs. SpyBot · · Score: -1

    way to go, Microsoft!!

    It still leaves a bitter taste in my mouth after saying that....ich..

  17. Ham radio funnies on Ham Operator Sets New Miles-Per-Watt World Record · · Score: -1

    Operator: Sir, im picking up techno-babblian interference!!

  18. Spoooooooooock.... on Opportunity Rover Encounters Its Own Heat Shield · · Score: -1

    I can imagine what kinda jokes ensued after the heat shield was found.

    "Jim, ye shields, they 'er down"

  19. Re:Already here in Canada on TV Over Phone Lines To Arrive In 2005 · · Score: -1

    I have a similar deal with my cable internet. I download TV epesodes via bittorrent, and watch them on my computer, commercial free. Prices are reasonable too!

  20. Lego Netowrk cards. on Lego Logic Gates · · Score: -1

    A lego cpu is the first step...im already working on a network card made entirely out of lego.

    alas, i run into problems sending lego packets through a cable when there is a kink.

  21. Obligatory Simpsons Quote on Strained Silicon to Perpetuate Moore's Law · · Score: -1

    It just keeps going faster and faster...In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!!

  22. No longer _NEED_ ... on AOL Plans A Standalone Browser · · Score: -1

    And because broadband users get their Internet connection through a company other than AOL, they no longer need a software package that includes access tools.

    They no longer need AOL, so why is it trying to hang on?? Stupid company.

  23. Re:Title Guesses / Simpsons Quote on Harrison Ford Confirms Indiana Jones IV Production · · Score: -1

    Almost as bad as.... Star Trek 12 - Oh, so very tired!

  24. D&D on HIV Vaccine · · Score: -1

    The 'vaccine' is really just a potion of greater restoration.

    Thank you, Garry Gygax for inventing that shizz!

  25. AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! on Adieu to Ken Jennings · · Score: 0

    NANCY ZERG RUSH'D HIM!