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Adieu to Ken Jennings

IllogicalStudent writes "The Toronto Star is reporting that the episode of Jeopardy where Ken Jennings (a.k.a. 'The Jeopardy Guy') finally loses aired this evening. It came down to a 2-person finish (3rd had -2600 at the end of Double Jeopardy, and was eliminated) between Ken and opponent Nancy Zerg, with the final category being Business & Industry. Ken answered 'Fed Ex' to the question 'Most of this firm's 70,000 seasonal white-collar employees work only four months a year,' when the correct answer was 'H&R Block.' Ken finished his record-streak with just over $2.5 Million."

523 comments

  1. To get the comments out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Thanks for telling me AFTER it aired! Now I missed it!

    2. Thanks for spoiling! Now I know what happens!

    1. Re:To get the comments out of the way by phaln · · Score: 1

      They've been reporting his progress before airtime for a while now... Oh well.

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    2. Re:To get the comments out of the way by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please state these in the form of a question.

    3. Re:To get the comments out of the way by Trailwalker · · Score: 1

      As expressed by the ancients:

      Sic transit gloria mundi

    4. Re:To get the comments out of the way by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --"In related news: Alex Trebek fell to his knees, wept for joy, kissed his producer on the lips, and drove willy-nilly out of town for a long vacation, after first picking up a midget hooker (http://www.aveleyman.com/ActorsC/P00002771.HTML) and enticing her to join him for the ride."
      :b

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    5. Re:To get the comments out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      . Thanks for spoiling! Now I know what happens!

      Did anyone NOT know what happened 2 days ago? I listened to the audio clip posted to TotalFark Monday morning. From the sounds of it he probably tanked it deliberately. I can't believe Mr. Mensa would be that farking stupid. He probably got sick of playing.

  2. Thanks by iminplaya · · Score: 0

    for the spoiler alert.

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    1. Re:Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was all over the news weeks ago, h0mer.

    2. Re:Thanks by elsilver · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes we knew it was coming, but didn't know when, or how.

      Some kind of spoiler alert would have been nice. Although I'm not sure how to do that. What is the headline? What's the lead paragraph? How do you attract people to the article without letting them know that tonight is the night?

      Well, I've got two hours to think about answers to those questions (or is it questions for those answers?) before it airs.

    3. Re:Thanks by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Yeah well, Some of us dont have a tv or access to a newspaper that would report those kind of things. Thanks for the heads up, though.

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    4. Re:Thanks by theraccoon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The easy answer? Slashdot simply shouldn't have posted the article until 8:00pm PST.

    5. Re:Thanks by MasterOfUniverse · · Score: 1

      WEll, the alert could have been "KEn breaks another record, watch tonight for the another exciting record"..while misleading, but technically right..

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    6. Re:Thanks by Darthmalt · · Score: 1

      Something like

      Spoiler warning!!.......... Ken Jennings and Jeopardy records click for details.

    7. Re:Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard it on the radio while driving to work this morning. They said that its rumoured that Ken Jennings might loose today. I think it was one of ABC's affiliate radio station.

    8. Re:Thanks by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, because slashdot editors don't have ENOUGH complaints about unprofessionalism as it is!

      "extra, extra, rtfm newb! gtg lol kthxbye!"

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    9. Re:Thanks by Zorilla · · Score: 2, Funny

      They said that its rumoured that Ken Jennings might loose today.

      What is an adjective, Alex?

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  3. A moment of silence... by Bryan+Gividen · · Score: 5, Funny

    For our fallen nerd hero.

    1. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A moment of silence... For our fallen nerd hero."

      Speak for yourself. He was no nerd, more like a parrot.

    2. Re:A moment of silence... by phaln · · Score: 4, Funny

      The College Jeopardy winner wagered $1,337 in Final Jeopardy... seems more like the geek hero to me :)

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    3. Re:A moment of silence... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, not nerdy enough, yet.

      > between Ken and opponent Nancy Zerg

      Looks like Jeopardy should've done the Zergling rush a little earlier this year.

      Ahhhh, that's nerdlier.

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    4. Re:A moment of silence... by iosmart · · Score: 1

      hahahahhaa i happened to see that one, he was from carnegie mellon. i saw him smile when alex revealed the wager mod parent up!

    5. Re:A moment of silence... by the+pickle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hero?

      Did you actually *watch* that one? He actually *explained* the whole "1337" thing, and *he was serious*.

      That guy is the biggest dork I've seen on that show in five years.

      And that's saying a LOT.

      p

    6. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Mod parent up. That guy really was a dork.

    7. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If you watch carefully, you can see that he actually takes a dive on purpose....

    8. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For our fallen nerd hero.

      I have to admit, I thought the way Ken went down was a bit weak. However, at least his question wasn't "Who are three people that have never been in my kitchen?"

    9. Re:A moment of silence... by Jerf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm a little unclear on why "He's the biggest dork to ever appear on Jeopardy" somehow cancels out the assertion "he's a nerd hero".

      Sounds like support to me, but maybe that's just me. Since I'm 15.238494698823255... times nerdier than you by the most convenient local standard, I think I'll stick with my opinion.

      (Smileys for everyone.)

    10. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Being called a dork on Slashdot must be like being called the retard in special ed.

    11. Re:A moment of silence... by MP3Chuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      I saw it ... I actually had to look away. It was a dark moment for nerds everywhere.

    12. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That hurt, you insensitive clod

    13. Re:A moment of silence... by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1

      I wish the nerd heroes would be a little more subtle.

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    14. Re:A moment of silence... by erink42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      He probably thought that was subtle. He's, sadly, one of the less-nerdy ECE/CS people here at CMU. I know he leaves his room at least once a week to go to quiz bowl practice, automatically making him more socially adept than many of his peers.

    15. Re:A moment of silence... by SwedeGeek · · Score: 1

      And now a message for Mr. Jennings...

      What is "you got owned"?

    16. Re:A moment of silence... by santos_douglas · · Score: 1
      And for anyone who missed that one, here's a picture:

      http://www.boingboing.net/2004/11/10/jeopardy_winn er_wage.html

    17. Re:A moment of silence... by Alkaiser · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was hoping he'd come back and lose and then Alex would be like, "Sorry to say this...but you wagered $1337 and lost, which now means, *holds up sign* 'j00 4r3 n0t 1337.'"

      Either that or Alex would just look at him and say, "pwn3d".

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    18. Re:A moment of silence... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "He actually *explained* the whole "1337" thing, and *he was serious*."

      I believe the term is "script kiddie."

    19. Re:A moment of silence... by the+pickle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OK, lemme explain this a different way.

      He was using 1337 in a manner other than poking fun at the skr1p7 k1dd13 concept. As in, he gave the impression that he and his friends actually think '1337sp33k' is "cool."

      THAT is why the guy isn't a nerd hero. ;)

      p

    20. Re:A moment of silence... by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 1

      I don't know what's more disappointing:

      Running in here to make a Zergling Rush joke and being beaten to the punch multiple times, or

      He obviously wasted too much time building SCV's and didn't get some Marines on the ground early enough.

    21. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      I saw it ... I actually had to look away. It was a dark moment for nerds everywhere.

      Luke: What is it Obi Wan?
      Obi: I just felt a strange disturbance in the force... as though a single voice cried out, with a wrong answer on Jeopardy, with much money riding on the outcome.
    22. Re:A moment of silence... by John+Harrison · · Score: 2, Insightful

      May I suggest an "Ask Slashdot" for Ken? As a programmer I would guess that he is aware of the site and he has done something similar elsewhere. Of course that was an LDS specific forum, so it is probably not as interesting to /.ers.

    23. Re:A moment of silence... by oudzeeman · · Score: 1

      well, since he's a geek, he must read slashdot, so on the plus side, he should at least realize how big of a geek he is (being called a geek on slashdot and all), and take appropriate action (so he at least has a chance of getting laid once before he graduates). He should probably start by going to parties on the weekend instead of playing dungeons and draggins.

    24. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to remember, he goes to Carnegie Mellon and fits right in. Women here want to sleep with Kermin!

    25. Re:A moment of silence... by oudzeeman · · Score: 1

      please excuse my horrible spelling of drageons in the parent post.

    26. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you were kidding...

      It's D R A G O N S.

    27. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      He ride da short bus

    28. Re:A moment of silence... by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about an "Answer Slashdot"-- we post the answers and he responds in the form of a ... well, you get it.

    29. Re:A moment of silence... by iocat · · Score: 4, Funny
      But no dorks actually speak 1337 anymore. It's used exclusively to make fun of something that is no longer done by *anyone* -- except that most of the people ironically using 1337 would be unironically using 1337 if it were possible. So maybe by posing as an unironic 1337 speaker, or sp34k3r, he was actually taking the whole thing into a meta-irony that most people can only barely fathom.

      Wh1ch 15 teh ub3r.

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    30. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This phrase is uttered by a majority of korean players within the first minute of an average Starcraft game."

      "What is 'ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^_________^'?"

      "That is correct!"

    31. Re:A moment of silence... by linefeed0 · · Score: 1

      Some people I know are familiar with some quiz bowl people at CMU. The rumor I've heard is that Kermin is a rather arrogant and cocky fellow. His explanation was rather fitting for him.

      I was also kind of irritated by the whole school-pride thing about him (not that I have much pride in CMU, where that kind of arrogance is more the rule than the exception, especially in departments like electrical engineering). People were cheering for him who would never vote for a republican in their lives, and the kid is a classic middle-american suburban/exurban conservative from a red state (Kentucky) who is reportedly rather uncomfortable about gays and abortion (and socioeconomic issues, but since CMU tuition is so high, being wealthy and right-wing economically is common there even if people don't want to admit it). To top it off he uses the interview the school paper gave him to exclaim that CMU represents "solid american values" (read "Calvinist"...unfortunately thetartan.org is down yet again so I can't link to it)

      Ah well, never let politics get in the way of a little mindless cheering for That Local Sports Team... and this is the closest thing in memory CMU has had to a sporting contest with people from other schools where students actually paid some attention to it.

    32. Re:A moment of silence... by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      read the link, he's a mormon so unless he gets married he wont be

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    33. Re:A moment of silence... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      m374-1r0ny pwns j00.

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    34. Re:A moment of silence... by syynnapse · · Score: 1

      holy shit is that funny. if i had mod points, you'd get em all.

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    35. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just out of curiosity, how do you say 'pwn3d'? Shouldn't it sound like owned? Things like this keep me up at night (for a few minutes).

    36. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard that it should be said as "owned" since the p is a mis-type (I think this is a minority view), or as "pawned" which some people apparently do.

      Or, the one I favour (though I have never heard it used, and never used it myself ;) - "powned"; "owned" with a "p" in front.

      I don't think there's a great consensus on 1337 pronunciation :)

    37. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The preferred pronunciation is powned.

    38. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, the big Geek Hero in my mind is still the cocky bastard on the Yankee "Who's Line" who was the first to win, the guy who used his first lifeline on the last question to brag to his dad how smart he was. That final line was just awesome.

      Secondly, if this guy was truely a geek hero, I would have bet $137. Or $42. Or $2.71

    39. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with all the spaces, and the caps?

    40. Re:A moment of silence... by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

      HAHAHHAHAHAH this comment had me laughing out loud! Good one.

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    41. Re:A moment of silence... by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      Did you read the page that I linked to?

    42. Re:A moment of silence... by generic-man · · Score: 1

      Wow, how presumptuous. I went to CMU, and played on the quiz bowl team, so I can point out two things:

      1. I have met Kermin and know him to be a very smart and nice guy. He's no more arrogant than your average quiz bowl player (and I've met some, at CMU and away, that are very full of themselves).

      2. The man won a trivia tournament. People are proud of him because of that. Not everyone in Kentucky (or, as you further generalized, "red states") fits into your mold.

      Grow up and come up with better ways to begin an argument than "Some people I know are familiar with some..."

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    43. Re:A moment of silence... by saintp · · Score: 1

      Dude! He hung on for 75 freaking episodes! My bet would be that they had to bring in the fleet of guardians and devourers to finish him off. Without enough golaiths, he was toast.

    44. Re:A moment of silence... by oudzeeman · · Score: 1

      I guess I wasn't being funny since no it only has a score of 1. : (

    45. Re:A moment of silence... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Damn, I almost spat out my breakfast. Thanks a lot, dude.

    46. Re:A moment of silence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ala Triumph, don't you mean our fallen uber-dork?

    47. Re:A moment of silence... by MCraigW · · Score: 2, Funny

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    48. Re:A moment of silence... by JakusMinimus · · Score: 1

      my new .sig, thanks!

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    49. Re:A moment of silence... by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      read the link, he won 2.5 million dollars. I really don't think he's going to have much of a problem getting laid.

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    50. Re:A moment of silence... by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 1

      What is, this is Slashdot, and I was on my way out the door, And I think I have the flu... so no?

    51. Re:A moment of silence... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      What is truly sad is that I understood everything you just wrote and I certainly do not qualify as a geek or nerd.

      Must be from always having to translate the misuse of 'your', 'there' and 'were'

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    52. Re:A moment of silence... by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      on the Yankee "Who's Line"

      Who wants to be a Millionaire?

      Yeah. That was cool. "No, dad. I don't need your help. I just wanted you to be the first to know I'm about to win a million dollars."

      Or something like that...

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    53. Re:A moment of silence... by Augie+De+Blieck+Jr. · · Score: 1

      I was thinking he should start by getting a haircut.

      Curse you, That 70s Show, and your influence on college fashion!

    54. Re:A moment of silence... by maysonl · · Score: 1

      They didn't call him a geek - they called him a dork. If you don't know the difference, and you read Slashdot, you must really be a dork, well maybe just a dorky geek, or a somewhat geeky dork.

    55. Re:A moment of silence... by maysonl · · Score: 1

      teh 'p" is psilent, liek in 'syk0l0jee

  4. first post...first time..yippeee... by nukepapa · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    alas, ken....you were not meant to be a billionaire.

    1. Re:first post...first time..yippeee... by Malevolyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nice job at the first 3rd post ever.

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    2. Re:first post...first time..yippeee... by freeJustin · · Score: 1

      First as in third. good for you.

    3. Re:first post...first time..yippeee... by nukepapa · · Score: 1

      godammit, dont u guys have work. Why cant you let me be the first to post for once? All I ask is for small victories.

  5. FedEx? by Malevolyn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does anyone else think he just got burned out and decided to be done?

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    1. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      > Does anyone else think he just got burned out and decided to be done?

      Either that or his earpiece implant malfunctioned... ^_^

    2. Re:FedEx? by Phleg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      FedEx was actually a marginally reasonable guess. I would assume that a very large percentage of their business comes during Christmas.

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    3. Re:FedEx? by Mikail · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I kind of wondered that too. Seems like a relatively easy question to miss for someone who won around $2.5 million on Jeopardy... Sure FedEx may get busy around the holidays, but they're doing stuff the rest of the year too. Not many taxes to do at H&R Block most of the year...

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    4. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have said UPS before FedEx. FedEx's business is still primarily corporate rather than consumer.

    5. Re:FedEx? by eamonman · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, I mean if someone wants to claim that some mail company is lazy and slow (and hence only works 4 months in the year), at least attack the ones that seem slower. ;)

      FedEx is IMO the fastest & most reliable of the FedEx/UPS/USPS gang. What was Ken thinking?

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    6. Re:FedEx? by standards · · Score: 5, Informative

      Does anyone else think he just got burned out and decided to be done?

      Nah. Ken did well during the last round, and he looked a little sad to go. Ken missed two daily doubles (they were tough), plus the final jeapordy answer didn't come to him. Ken wasn't obliterated during the match in any way, but missing both daily doubles PLUS the final jeapordy question did him in.

      That being said, the woman who won clearly played a great game. She deserved to win this one. She didn't answer many questions, but when she did they were the high-value questions.

      Ken can go home with all that money and the pride that comes with being such an incredible champion.

      Congrats to "today's" new champion. She outplayed Ken on today's match.

    7. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But none of that would require white collar workers.

    8. Re:FedEx? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      I'm thinking the same thing. I'll admit H&R Block though obvious in retropect wouldn't have imediately come to mind to me, but Fed-Ex?

      Maybe he's decided to retire with his winnings and the book deal that sure to come.

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    9. Re:FedEx? by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      Eh, if he was tired of playing he could have just said "I'm done", not like anyone was holding a gun to his head. Retiring as an undefeated champion would have made him even more of a legend as well.

      Also keep in mind they film several at at time in blocks, so it's likely this was either 2nd or 3rd of the day (or there were several more to film that day perhaps). Unlikely that he would just all of the sudden up and decide to throw a match.

    10. Re:FedEx? by Malevolyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      DHL FO' LIFE! REC'ONIZE!

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    11. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if she is smarter than Ken then we can expect her to beat Ken's 2.5 Million dollar record?

    12. Re:FedEx? by signe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well, let's see. He beat all the records (64 days on a game show was one. Just over 2 million was another one) that he had wanted to beat (he's talked about it). He had talked with his family about stepping down at some point (I was talking with his dad about this around 1.5mil somewhere). And he likes round sums of money (2.5 mil is about as round as it's going to get, unless he went to 3).

      He was tired at game 55. Personally, I think he threw this game. For almost the entire Jeopardy round he seemed to be ringing in slow. Like he was trying to allow the other players to ring in first. But they weren't doing it. Some of the answers, like Bastogne (a Daily Double), I don't believe he didn't know.

      And I have an extremely hard time believing he didn't know that Final Jeopardy answer. FedEx doesn't have 70k seasonal employees. If FedEx has a "seasonal" time of year, it would be around Christmas and wouldn't last 4 months. And FedEx employees, at least the ones who would be seasonal (package handlers, drivers, etc.), are not white collar. And everyone that I gave the question to today immediately came up with the right answer.

      I just don't buy it. I mean, I don't blame him for wanting to get out. But he also could have just said "I don't want to play tomorrow", and walked away. The rules allow for that.

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    13. Re:FedEx? by codesurfer · · Score: 1

      I think it's more likely that he was convinced or decided to 'gracefully step aside'. Coincidentally, tonight was the last night of November sweeps. Studies have shown that while ratings were high while he was setting records, going for a million and then 2, lately the ratings had been dropping. I'm not saying that he threw the game obviously, and his opponent was certainly worthy, but there were a few misses tonight in categories in which he usually excelled (including Final Jeporady). Who knows, maybe Alex decided he wanted his show back. I have no idea if this might be true, just an idea.

    14. Re:FedEx? by vranash · · Score: 1

      Maybe he has a bookie and bet his 2.5 million that he'd lose the match during that episode? I dunno about you but to me it seems like the 'smart' way to double or triple your money rather than keep answering inane questions on a stupid gameshow ;p

    15. Re:FedEx? by John+Biggabooty · · Score: 1

      Now really! Only one type of business is so seasonal that 7000 of its employees work only a third of the year: tax preparation. H&R Block was the only reasonable answer. I think he took a dive.

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    16. Re:FedEx? by Peyna · · Score: 1

      The increase in product being shipped is mostly that to retailers, so FedEx probably sees a very similar increase that UPS does. (I loaded trucks in Indy for a year, and it's mundane enough that you actually read the labels sometimes).

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    17. Re:FedEx? by MrPerfekt · · Score: 1

      Na...

      If he threw it, they'd rush out real fast and offer him a gig on the Today show. *cough*

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    18. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UPS's business is primarily corporate as well. Nevertheless, volume for accounts like CDW shoot way up in December. Both UPS and Fed-Ex hire additional workers for the December peak of the shipping business. It was a bad guess though becuase this peak lasts closer to four weeks than four months.

    19. Re:FedEx? by ckaminski · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think ANY bookie in his right mind would ever take a bet in which the bettor was a principal capable of affecting the outcome. No FSCKING way.

    20. Re:FedEx? by vranash · · Score: 1

      Definitely not ;p But that doesn't mean he didn't have somebody do it for him ;p

    21. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Ken missed two daily doubles (they were tough), plus the final jeapordy answer didn't come to him.

      You have not been watching enough of the War [History] Channel if you thought the Patton question about Bastogne was tough.

    22. Re:FedEx? by JustOK · · Score: 2, Funny

      ROUND NUMBER?? What could be a more round number than 22/7 million?

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    23. Re:FedEx? by CRC'99 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Does that make it a Zerg-rush?

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    24. Re:FedEx? by TBone · · Score: 1

      Nor does the Christmas season last for 4 months

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    25. Re:FedEx? by eamonman · · Score: 1

      Ok ok. I ain't DHL hatin. ;)

      But I liked Airborne Express before DHL ate them, but since the merger I haven't sent/recieved anything with them. So I'm sort of wary of them.

      Plus their uniforms are pretty lame. They'd probably attract lots of fruit flys or thrips, making an employee's life miserable when in tropical weather. ;)

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    26. Re:FedEx? by secondsun · · Score: 4, Insightful

      October November December Janurary

      Trust me, if the retailers could stretch it further they would.

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    27. Re:FedEx? by damiam · · Score: 1

      It was tough. Most people have a life that does not include watching the History Channel 24/7. Apparently Ken Jennings is among that set.

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    28. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just don't buy it. I mean, I don't blame him for wanting to get out. But he also could have just said "I don't want to play tomorrow", and walked away. The rules allow for that.

      Actually, no they don't. There are allowances for extreme situations, but if you say "no, I quit, screw you," they don't even have to pay you your winnings.

    29. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he threw it for whatever reason. The man is a machine. FedEx? This guy has answered some insane questions, but he gets this one wrong? No...seems out of sorts to me.

    30. Re:FedEx? by haruchai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      She's good but nowhere near Ken's league. I'd be REALLY impressed if she became a 5-day champion.

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    31. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But he also could have just said "I don't want to play tomorrow", and walked away. The rules allow for that.

      No they don't. His stake bishop would've been so pissed off at the lost 10% that they'd have sent his wife back to some mrs. degree college in Idaho, and after she'd been knocked up by a returned missionary from Peru, they'd have excommunicated him.

    32. Re:FedEx? by iroll · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You must be kidding--or unconscionably cheap. I used to work as an overnight courier for a small fly-by-night outfit that was arguably the bottom of the barrel, and we considered Airborne Express to be even shoddier than ourselves; they were without a doubt the least competant delivery company I've ever had the displeasure of doing business with... and that goes for personally, too. I am going to be generous here and say that they have 'only' f'd up HALF of all the shipments I've ever had with them, as opposed to FedEx or UPS which are (in general) idiot-proof.

      One time I saw an Airborne truck with three flat tires... and no spare. I let him use my phone.

      Another time Airborne failed on two occasions to find an address that they'd delivered to before (way out in the country, down ONE highway; it wasn't like some suburb-planned-community-maze, which I always got lost in as a driver). So I elected to pick up the package (a computer; stupid cheapskate f'n Dell contracts with Airborne) at Airborne's warehouse. They offered no help getting it out of the office or loading into my truck, even though I was doing them a favor. It was raining, so I asked for some large shipping bags to cover the computer boxes for the 2 hour ride home (which I knew they had, since I'd used AIRBORNE bags at my old job). They said they didn't know what I was talking about. I insisted, saying I'd contracted for their fool asses before. They gave me some bags. Throughout the whole thing, they were surly and rediculous, even though I was the one carrying THEIR boxes around in the rain and delivering them to an address that THEY were paid to find--a couple of points which, I might add, I had the self-control to keep from screaming at them; it was perhaps my finest moment of self control, and I regret it immensely.

      Oh I could go on and on with airborne stories ^_^

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    33. Re:FedEx? by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      I was wondering to myself whether Ken would get out by wagering huge cash amounts on questions and just going either for broke or huge sums.

      I'm not at all surprised he wanted out. Enough is enough - life goes on. You can't live it all in a game show. Plus, I have to say I wasn't too impressed with Alex T's attitude. He was getting sloppy, IMO. Familiarity breeds contempt, as they say.

      Anyway, awesome run, Ken! I was totally amazed every time I watched.

    34. Re:FedEx? by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      Unless the Jeopardy folks wanted to drive him out. It's just a matter of constructing two boards from catagories that are Ken's weak points. After 74 episodes, they'd surely know what subjects those would be. That, or the satillite that beams answers directly into his brain malfunctioned.

    35. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you call Pilots?

    36. Re:FedEx? by Keebler71 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I personally don't think he "threw" it... but I do think he stopped caring about winning. Honestly, it must have gotten both boring and draining for him - he seems like a modest person. I think he was intentionally more reckless than normal with his daily double wagers, especially considering how close the woman (Nancy?) was to him both times he lost the daily doubles.

      My wife threw out an interesting suggestion... perhaps he went with "Fed Ex" on purpose. How much would Fed Ex pay to have Ken Jennings as their front man this holiday season? Can you hear the commercial now?

      "How can the smartest person in America be wrong? When you're in Jeopardy, Fed Ex is the answer."
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    37. Re:FedEx? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Also they film the whole season long before it airs, as was previously pointed out. Many of us were watching tonight to see if that story was true.

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    38. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      When you're in Jeopardy, Fed Ex is the answer

      Yeah, the wrong one... :)

    39. Re:FedEx? by LuxFX · · Score: 1

      I just don't buy it. I mean, I don't blame him for wanting to get out. But he also could have just said "I don't want to play tomorrow", and walked away. The rules allow for that.

      But if you do, then you deny somebody the status of having beaten you. Sure, some people would quit just so there couldn't be somebody that could say they beat them. But from what I understand, Jennings was a very gracious winner. To let somebody beat him (if he did) instead of trying to retain an 'unbeaten' title is selfless and kind.

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    40. Re:FedEx? by Quixote · · Score: 1
      I just don't buy it.
      There's also the possibility the odds at Vegas were in his favor, so he decided to bet his money there and bow out... ;-)

      just kidding :)

      In all likelihood, he got burnt out.

      Or maybe the hookers on the Sunset Strip enticed him ;-)

    41. Re:FedEx? by erlenic · · Score: 1

      I have to sympathize with Ken on that one. I guessed H&R at the last second, but that was only because my mom guessed the IRS. I didn't pay close enough attention at first, and spent 20 seconds trying to think of a manufacturer who only sells around Christmas. I only heard the word collar, not the word white. I too would have taken a wild stab, but it probably would have been UPS if I chose a shipping company.

    42. Re:FedEx? by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      and if they use it, they owe you royalties :)

    43. Re:FedEx? by polyiguana · · Score: 1

      In fact, she won't be a five day champion.

    44. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did anybody see the film "Quiz Show"?

    45. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got the joke, it wasn't off topic. Wish I had mod points. Mod parent up funny!

    46. Re:FedEx? by iMaple · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Thats really funny. Next time I start my own company (not that I have done it many times before) I am going to beg u (I might have payed u but since its a startup I wont have too much money , besides if u pay people for stuff like this they come up with stuff like "Where do you want to go today") for a punch line like that.

    47. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because the answer he give wasn't likely to be correct doesn't mean he had the correct answer squirreled away in his mind...it may just have been the best he could think of.

    48. Re:FedEx? by milamber3 · · Score: 0

      The record for most days on a gameshow is 75. He did beat the record for most money earned, but he missed the 75 game record by 1.

    49. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot Octember.

    50. Re:FedEx? by Phong · · Score: 1
      I think he was intentionally more reckless than normal with his daily double wagers, especially considering how close the woman (Nancy?) was to him both times he lost the daily doubles.

      I agree with you. In his earlier days he would have never wagered an amount that could have brought him down to near parity with an opponent. In such a situation earlier on in his run, he had risked very small amounts in order to protect his lead.

      I find it interesting that the Final Jeopardy answer was more of a "guess the answer by deductive reasoning" style of question rather than a "known trivia" question, so it's certainly possible that Ken just didn't think of the tax season when trying to deduce the correct answer.

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    51. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think Ken's opponent played a great game - she put just enough pressure on Ken to allow him to beat himself. If he hadn't been so "lucky" as to hit both Daily Doubles in the double jeopardy round, unless she hit one of them and got it right with a big wager, he would have been out of reach entering Final Jeopardy.

      Also, her bet in Final Jeopardy was just dumb. She had $10000, Ken had $14400. There was no doubt Ken would wager at least $5601, enough to win even if she doubled. If she wagered $1200 or less, she would win any time Ken missed. Instead she wagered $4401, so Ken had to miss AND she had to get it right for her to win. It amazes me how often contestants size their wagers foolishly in such basic situations.

    52. Re:FedEx? by SamSim · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Congrats to "today's" new champion. She outplayed Ken on today's match.

      My question is, does the newcomer stand a chance of breaking Ken's record, or is it back to the regular routine on the show now?

    53. Re:FedEx? by bluephone · · Score: 1
      Yes! I mean, really, who the hell thinks FedEx has 70,000 white collars (managers/execs I guess he thought?) that only work 4 months a year? Why would he say that? That's an absurd answer. I mean, had he said "Jackson Hewitt" or something that'd have been more plausible.

      Ok, CNN just replayed that moment, and he did not look surprised at all. The weather guy just commented "He layed down. Come on! What kind of answer is FedEx! They work three hundred and sixty-six days a year!" So, we're not the only ones to not believe this.

      Ahh, tonight on CNN at 7pm Eastern Standard Time, on the Anderson Cooper 360 show Ken Jennings will be on with Anderson. So maybe we'll find out if he took a dive...

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    54. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And he likes round sums of money

      not a very smart dewwb is he. as he will NEVER get a round sum of money from it.

      the gubment will take a nice random amount from it that is at the 50% to 75% mark.

      so his nice round 2.5 mill will end up at 1,243,321.97

      not round at all.

      personally I want to know why anyone would want to know so much useless information as he does.

      it certianly doesn't get him rich outside of being a sideshow freak on a gameshow. (and he certianly will not get on others now.)

      a sad sad man in the limelight for a short time, and most of america did not care.

    55. Re:FedEx? by Smylers · · Score: 1
      And everyone that I gave the question to today immediately came up with the right answer.

      Well, yeah -- but then people are always better at answering questions that have been on TV the night before ...

      Smylers
    56. Re:FedEx? by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      When I was watching that, I was thinking it was Nielsen, the TV ratings company, since their work is also seasonal.

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    57. Re:FedEx? by Zorilla · · Score: 2, Informative

      So if she is smarter than Ken then we can expect her to beat Ken's 2.5 Million dollar record?

      I'm apparently getting the Jeopardy shows several hours earlier while in Japan (AFN) than people are stateside. I've seen it and can tell you that she loses to the lady on the right by a big margin.

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    58. Re:FedEx? by Zorilla · · Score: 2, Funny

      Lousy Smarch weather!

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    59. Re:FedEx? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 0

      The answer was obviously intended to make you think of Christmas season and lose. :) The first question you should have asked about it is "Are there any other seasonal businesses that aren't Christmas and employ white-collar workers?"

      I don't know that I would have wound up with H&R block, but I would have been safely out of Christmas territory almost immediately. :) (And no, I didn't watch the show, I do not have a TV, I don't even know why I'm reading this discussion)

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    60. Re:FedEx? by BuddyT · · Score: 1

      There were some interesting coincidences as well--he tied all time most appearances on a game show record (75) and missed both the most consecutive wins on a game show and most opponents defeated both by 1 win/opponent each. But I don't think our clean cut Mormon returned missionary had it in him to throw in the towel deceptively. If he wanted to walk away he would have. It seems he just had a bad game and his opponent had a pretty good one.

    61. Re:FedEx? by BuddyT · · Score: 1

      He missed a couple of records--most consecutive wins on a game show and most opponents defeated--by one day and one opponent each. Check out--http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Jennings

    62. Re:FedEx? by 10e6Steve · · Score: 1, Funny

      How about What is Good Humor? The ice cream vendor do the majority of their work in the summer or May-June-July-August and I think they wear a white collar shirt. I don't know if there are 70,000 of them. Anyone know?

    63. Re:FedEx? by Johnny5000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      (I loaded trucks in Indy for a year, and it's mundane enough that you actually read the labels sometimes).

      That's funny... I always thought you guys passed the time playing soccer with the boxes.

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    64. Re:FedEx? by The-Bus · · Score: 3, Informative

      H&R Block has offered a lifetime of financial services to Ken Jennings, and he has accepted. Don't know whether that means we'll see commercials with him or not, but they probably get to mention him a lot.

      This was from an ABC interview he did this morning. The champion was there too. She said her 2nd grader was able to keep the secret that her mom won for a couple of months.

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    65. Re:FedEx? by donbrock · · Score: 0

      My theory is that he wanted off the show so he could collect his winnings. He's been off work for weeks or months now and probably on unpaid leave. He also doesn't collect his winnings from the show until he leaves. I think he could see this going on forever and he desparately needed the money so he threw it on purpose. Also do you think maybe his church was pressuring him for their cut?

    66. Re:FedEx? by _the_bascule · · Score: 1

      In the United Kingdom there are many snooker players who bet on themselves to win at the bookies, these bets are accepted.
      Some players enjoy, in fact need, the additional pressure and challenge it brings, strange but true.

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    67. Re:FedEx? by FRiC · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A while ago I bought a PDA and it was shipped by Airborne Express. I never received it and the mail order place sent me another one by UPS. A few months later after the snow thawed I found the missing PDA on the driveway. It was buried under the snow all that time.

    68. Re:FedEx? by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Heh, actually most of the time when boxes were damaged it was due to the conveyer system. Sometimes you'd get backed up enough, simply because it was physically impossible to keep up. At that point you might get pissed off enough to start throwing things around.

      One time it was so bad that two of us were literally trapped inside our trailer, and the only way out was to walk on top of boxes. The boxes that got damaged the most were those that had no packing material in them, or were poorly taped. You can't expect a thin layer of tape to hold together a thin cardboard box holding 50 pounds of whatever. Not to blame the customer, but if you really cared about it, you would have packed it a little better. Accidents happen.

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    69. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work in receiving at a warehouse, and the DHL guy was barely working. He would take naps in his truck constantly, and even fucked girls in there. Plus he was the union steward or something, and you know teamsters: oh my back is hurt, disability for 3 months......in aruba.

    70. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pay your hosting bill or remove the URL please.

    71. Re:FedEx? by Remlik · · Score: 1

      I agree, he either threw the game himself or was asked to throw it by the producers.

      Another thing I found strange was the woman's bet.

      She had roughly 10k going into final jepordy and only wagered $1 more than Ken's current standing. Which means she must have known that he A) was going to get the question wrong or B) wasn't going to wager enough to beat her 20k.

      With a Business and Industry final catagory one has to believe she would have wagered it all.

      For the record, I liked Ken.

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    72. Re:FedEx? by Rev+Wally · · Score: 1

      Um...nope... Record for apperences on a gameshow was 46 by Thom MacKee On Tic Tac Dough.

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    73. Re:FedEx? by Kong99 · · Score: 1
      I think so. If you look at the records he has broke and his seeming unwillingness to break the 1 day record for Jeopardy winnings, the following paragraph is from the Wikepedia page on Jennings:

      "Prior to his 38th game, Jennings did not want to beat the $52,000 single-day record of former five-day champion Brian Weikle just "for the sake of beating it" (from the Jeopardy! forums). He intentionally tied his record three times. However, in his 38th game, Jennings entered Final Jeopardy! with a total only $600 shy of the record (and, in fact, had exceeded the record in the Double Jeopardy! round before missing a question at the end), and beat it with a final total of $75,000."

      There was only 1 record Ken had not beat, total # of consecutive wins, which just happens to be 75 from a guy on a show called 100% in 1998 (don't ask me never heard of it), and this guy was forced to retire after the 75th win.

      You think it was purely coincidental he lost on his 75th show...

    74. Re:FedEx? by Rev+Wally · · Score: 1

      I guess I lose. I just saw the Wiki entry.
      The Tic Tac Dough Record was for US gameshows.

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    75. Re:FedEx? by Heywood+Yabuzof · · Score: 1


      There's a NYT article about it this morning - he jokes about that:

      "I do my own taxes," he said, grinning. "I would have never thought of taxes."

      He also had this to say:

      "H & R Block got hold of me and they've offered me free financial services for life," he said, grinning as if he had just nailed a question on medieval horticulture. "So that I never forget their name again."

      NYT

    76. Re:FedEx? by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the seasonal workers are blue-collar.

      Although, a lot of white-collar workers from the other opcos pitch in for the peak season, which goes from the middle of November until just after New Years'. They don't count as seasonal workers.

    77. Re:FedEx? by mmaddox · · Score: 1

      No, no, no! It's the "Hitler" Channel--something I found even those who work there call it.

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    78. Re:FedEx? by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Ken was not in his usual final jeopardy position, and thus it was up to fate to decide. I don't watch every night, but every time I've seen him, it didn't matter if he won final jeopardy or not, he won the game.

      The only reason I got the impression he "gave up" was because he missed some questions even I knew, and I know less than 10% of them, and more importantly, he usually plays smarter esp. when it comes to daily doubles. It seemed like he bet a lot for subjects he wasn't exactly in control of.

      I've seen Ken against tougher opponents than Zerg, though I agree she played smart. She didn't know most of those questions and seemed almost flustered in double jeopardy.

      All I can say is he was on jeopardy a long time, away from his life (though we may make fun of it). He won $2.5M, which is enough for him to pay off "the man" and live/work on his own terms. He made his mark and he's moving on.

    79. Re:FedEx? by pthisis · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking the same thing. I'll admit H&R Block though obvious in retropect wouldn't have imediately come to mind to me, but Fed-Ex?

      Then what? Ken obviously had no idea, watching him try to think during Final Jeopardy. I think he knew it wasn't Fed Ex, but when you run out of time you write down whatever you can.

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    80. Re:FedEx? by shreak · · Score: 1

      Why would he want to throw it? Why would he stop caring about winning?

      He's a obviously competitor who enjoy's and is good at using his brain.

      Chess champions don't get "tired of winning". Professional sports players don't get "tired of winning"

      I don't think it's necessary that he threw the game or got tired of winning. He may have, but don't see why it would be more boring and draining than anything else people do on a regular basis (and keep doing for the majority of there lives...)

      =Shreak

    81. Re:FedEx? by MCraigW · · Score: 1

      Do you know where I can send my résumé?

    82. Re:FedEx? by standards · · Score: 1

      I don't think so.

      He was unlucky, and she played well, but she wasn't in total command of the game. I don't see her winning more than once or twice.

    83. Re:FedEx? by dorsey · · Score: 1

      And surely you can see the difference between betting on yourself vs. betting on your opponent.

      It's a lot easier to lose on purpose than to win on purpose.

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    84. Re:FedEx? by mmclean · · Score: 1

      Nope, no chance of a record breaking. She was a one-and-done.

    85. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DHL == Definitely Hours Late?

    86. Re:FedEx? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep an eye out for a FedEx commercial just like that. If they use it, you could claim prior art! That seems to be a recurring idea here at slashdot - prior art. Try saying that three times fast.

  6. Geez, how about a Spoiler Warning? by mad.frog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Those of on the west coast haven't seen this episode yet.

    Those of us on the West Coast with TiVo won't see it for hours yet.

    Thanks, I've been following this for months, now you spoil it.

    Pinheads.

    1. Re:Geez, how about a Spoiler Warning? by Rufus211 · · Score: 5, Funny

      it was already spoiled one and a half months ago

    2. Re:Geez, how about a Spoiler Warning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't TiVo air programs from the future? Or did they remove that option?

    3. Re:Geez, how about a Spoiler Warning? by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 1

      Ha! I thought that was where I read that...

      Well, this comment looks downright silly now :)

    4. Re:Geez, how about a Spoiler Warning? by Jahf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe ... but speaking for someone in Mtn time with a TiVo I agree with your post's parent.

      Look, I knew he was going away this week sometime, so I set up a few manual recordings even though I almost never watch the show. Just because I knew it was going to end didn't mean I wanted to know all the details.

      Ever know anyone who recorded a football game but heard in the news that their team lost but planned to watch anyway? Now, what was their reaction if you told them not only that the team lost, but by how much and about the final play?

      All it would have taken would have been 2 things:

      1) a spoiler warning

      2) enough text that the details wouldn't have been posted until the reader clicked on the full story.

      It is kind of like someone telling you "Doc Ock ... and is ,,, when ... explodes at the end of Spiderman 2" (fill in "..." with what happened at the end) before you go see it. Did you knew Spidey was going to win ahead of time? SURE. Did you want to know how? No.

      This isn't in the same class as the 2 examples, but common courtesy when posting folks. I was almost all the way through the post before my brain clicked and said "ummm, maybe I don't want to know this yet".

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    5. Re:Geez, how about a Spoiler Warning? by jimand · · Score: 1

      BTW, the lone gunmen are dead.

    6. Re:Geez, how about a Spoiler Warning? by Siva · · Score: 1
      1) a spoiler warning

      Let's be realistic here. If you saw a headline that read "Ken Jennings (SPOILER WARNING)" or something similar, wouldn't it obvious what happened?
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    7. Re:Geez, how about a Spoiler Warning? by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

      Ever know anyone who recorded a football game but heard in the news that their team lost but planned to watch anyway? Now, what was their reaction if you told them not only that the team lost, but by how much and about the final play?

      This was a subplot of a Seinfeld episode, where he tries to not find out the outcome of a knicks game he has taped. Pure genius. Funny because its true, etc....

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    8. Re:Geez, how about a Spoiler Warning? by Drachemorder · · Score: 1

      cnn.com had a unique solution. Their headline said "Ken Jennings Hits Jeopardy Milestone". You wouldn't know unless you clicked it that the "milestone" was actually losing. If you wanted to be surprised, you wouldn't be reading the article in the first place, and the headline wouldn't give it away explicitly.

    9. Re:Geez, how about a Spoiler Warning? by Jahf · · Score: 1

      Yes, but as I pointed out (at least by example anyway), I -knew- he lost on this episode ... in fact I knew for weeks. But I didn't want to know that the 3rd person got dropped nor did I want to know anything about the final question. Re-read my message ... I accept that I may know an ending ahead of time, it is people blurting out the steps to that end that deflates the fun.

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    10. Re:Geez, how about a Spoiler Warning? by Siva · · Score: 1

      Hmm...so why did you read the article then? And if you read the second sentence, and it contained a spoiler, why did you go on to read the third? And what about people who had no knowledge of when his last episode would air?

      The CNN headline mentioned in Drachemorder's reply came the closest to protecting as many people from the spoiler as possible, because it didn't reveal anything at all. But because it was so vague, some people would still click on it out of curiosity and have the ending spoiled. In this case, I still argue that the only way to 100% protect against spoiling the ending is to not post anything at all.

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    11. Re:Geez, how about a Spoiler Warning? by Jahf · · Score: 1

      A) As you mentioned I had already hit spoilage at that point and so it was too much even at that point.

      B) Ever read /. while on the phone or doing something else? As I mentioned in my post, I didn't realize what I was reading until it was read which is why SPOILER warnings are key for items such as this. I multitask well but that doesn't mean it has all hit a conscious layer in a timely manner.

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  7. Good job by Porchroof · · Score: 1

    And a job well done.

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  8. Silly Ken by Spatula+Sam · · Score: 5, Funny

    The correct incorrect answer is "Who is FedEx?"

    1. Re:Silly Ken by BinaryOpty · · Score: 1

      You mean the correct incorrect question.

    2. Re:Silly Ken by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      And as a FedEx white collar employee (electrical engineer, scan systems), I have to say... somebody thinks I put in four months a year? Wow, they're vastly overestimating my productivity...

  9. finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    finally someone took ken out
    he got pwned

  10. Obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ken answered "Fed Ex." to the question 'Most of this firm's 70,000 seasonal white-collar employees work only four months a year,' when the correct answer was 'H&R Block.'
    Dumbass.
  11. Lost to whom? by lawpoop · · Score: 3, Funny
    Nancy Zerg?!

    Fear the Swarm!

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    1. Re:Lost to whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had actually submitted this article with the heading "Ken Jennings gets Zerg rushed"

    2. Re:Lost to whom? by nebaz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nancy "Kerrigan" Zerg? Hmmm...

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    3. Re:Lost to whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, Nancy Kerrigan is the one who got beaten.

    4. Re:Lost to whom? by c_wraith · · Score: 3, Funny

      Kerrigan is a Zerg? Nooo!!! You've spoiled the game forever now...

      Put some spoiler warnings in there next time.

    5. Re:Lost to whom? by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 1
      Am I the only one who's been calling her Emperor Zerg?

      Toy Story is way cooler than Starcraft. ;)

  12. Zerg always has the end game by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    When you upgrade overlord speed and allow troop transport, the biggest imbalance in the game occurs.

    1. Re:Zerg always has the end game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say that a fully upgraded fleet of carriers, supported by corsairs and arbiters can beat any zerg army there is.

    2. Re:Zerg always has the end game by spikev · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it takes so, so long to build.

    3. Re:Zerg always has the end game by Bri3D · · Score: 1

      You know you've been playing starcraft for too long when...
      You make jokes about Starcraft strategy.
      You start debate the strategy in the joke.
      You make the joke about Ken Jennings.
      Then again, this is Slashdot...

    4. Re:Zerg always has the end game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you know you've played starcraft and done linux dev for so long you write something like this and then submit as an AC out of pure shame. :)

      Microsoft Tech Tree

      Microsoft MCSE replaces Zerg Zergling

      ravenous hordes of clueless MS technoweenies swarm the surface of the network in a hapless attempt to overwhelm all resistance, room temperature IQ requirements result in a double dose of havoc from a standard cubicle unit of man hours in training.

      Microsoft Power User replaces Zerg Lurker

      silent and deadly, quietly attacking the infrastructure from within these unofficial representatives of the swarm deploy the offensive array with little to no fanfare, developing and maintaining critical infrastructure on unknown windows machines which the MPU has gone to great lengths to conceal, noone ever knows they're being attacked until the ground starts crumbling beneath them due to an Access DB dying at 5+ connections, and then, it's too late!

      Microsoft MVP replaces Zerg Hydralisk

      Heavily suited and thoroughly perverted minions of the hellish corporation bring the company banner toward all corners of the 'net, versatility provided from an almost normal intelligence and clue factor results in a highly valuable and mobile unit to aid the greater evil.

      Microsoft Salesperson replaces Zerg Mutalisk

      Equipped with lear jets these skulking beings devoid of any conscience attack with a ricocheting barrage of lies which reflect and deal multiple attacks to enemy targets through Fear, uncertainty and doubt.

      Microsoft Marketeer replaces Zerg Guardian

      High energy broad frequency blimps carry these fetid blemishes from point to point, spewing long range vitriol in a slow, concentrated stream upon hapless foes.

      Microsoft Evangelist replaces Zerg Defiler

      True belief permeates the very fibre of this depraved member of the corporate army, embued with the power to infect anything it comes into personal contact with with a powerful but slow acting stupor depraving them of mental accuity, clouding the nefarious actions of the rest of the swarm in a cloak of touchyfeelyness, and consuming lesser friendly units in it's efforts to continue weaving it's deadly craft.

      Microsoft Shill replaces Zerg Queen

      Paid astroturfers skite from point to point via light aircraft spreading molasses amongst efforts to hamper any who would dare oppose the swarm, in addition whilst fulfilling a disabler role the Microsoft Shill provides on-the-ground level intelligence to the evil empire by providing up to the minute info on enemy units through a constant monitor on typical astroturfing channels.

      Microsoft Drone replaces Zerg Drone

      Suited and human in form, little else has changed in this particular instance, hurrying about the microsoft campus in which it is located, carrying the raw resources of the swarm such as stationary, media, and caffeinated products from their storage points to the central processing facility, easily distinguished by the vaccuous and simultaneously benign facial expression they maintain as a constant mask from facing the horrors of their existance.

      Microsoft Licensing Compliance Representative replaces Zerg Ultralisk

      Equipped with all the armour available to a modern legal spinster the LCR cuts an imposing figure on the network battlefield, wielding EULA's with razor sharp accuracy and terrible malignant vindictiveness, a deadly and bullheaded adversary.

      OSS Tech Tree

      OSS Zealot replaces Protoss Zealot

      These staunch, bullheaded and somewhat foolish yet fearless members of the OSS cadre assault any given target with a withering array of insubstantiated vitriol in support of the Chosen Path, all lesser foes quickly perish under such an intensive barrage and an effective offensive can be maintained with swarms of this basic unit all the way up until the midgame.

      OSS Smug Bastard replaces Protoss Dragoon

      Ex OSS Zealots, fallen in battle under w

    5. Re:Zerg always has the end game by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      'lings + mutas

    6. Re:Zerg always has the end game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Korea, only old people play Starcraft. In Soviet Russia, you rush the Zerg. Hot grits down your nydus canals, baby!

  13. (Fanfare) by ALeavitt · · Score: 1

    Cue the "Zerg rush r0x0rs" posts...

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  14. Kens final jeopardy answer..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMFG!!ZERG FAG33T!!LOL!!!1!1!

  15. Well that's the problem right there... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 1
    blockquoth the submitter:
    Ken answered 'Fed Ex' to the question 'Most of this firm's 70,000 seasonal white-collar employees work only four months a year,'
    No wonder he lost. He forgot to phrase his 'answer' in the form of a question.

    ;p

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    1. Re:Well that's the problem right there... by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 1

      You dont need to do that in Final jeopardy last time I checked.

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    2. Re:Well that's the problem right there... by Afromelonhead · · Score: 1

      I watched the episode, and he responded like so:

      What is
      Fed-Ex?

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  16. OMIGOD! by scaramush · · Score: 4, Funny
    Ken was zerged!!!



    (imagines Ken being swarmed by thousands of tiny Nancies....)

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    1. Re:OMIGOD! by phaln · · Score: 1

      Haha, somehow I knew this was gonna become part of the lexicon in record time.

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    2. Re:OMIGOD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was once swarmed by thousands of tiny Nancies, well at least i think i was. That's the bad thing about a gay thailand sex tour-de-forced-entry on massive amounts of opium, no one remembers to take pictures...

  17. Said he's going to keep his job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    During the little Q&A with Alex tonight, Ken said he was going to keep his job as a software engineer -- said he loves the people he works with, will likely work less hours.

    Does anybody know what company Ken works for? Or, what tools he uses? I wonder if he's a Java-guy, a Linux-guy, or what ...

    SLL

    1. Re:Said he's going to keep his job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does anybody know what company Ken works for? Or, what tools he uses? I wonder if he's a Java-guy, a Linux-guy, or what ...

      Microsoft. ^_^

    2. Re:Said he's going to keep his job by ka55ad · · Score: 3, Informative

      According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Jennings Wikipedia he works for a company called CHG. They are a health care placement firm.

    3. Re:Said he's going to keep his job by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      He probably wants to be left alone at this point.

      Is there some kind of odd American hero worship (or worse, mass-marketing slimeification) wanted here?

      Ken bobble-heads, anyone?

    4. Re:Said he's going to keep his job by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you imagine the amount of doublethink that would be going on in the head of the average Slashdotter if it turned out that he's a VB programmer?

      Picture the conclusion of the Darth Vader vs Luke Skywalker lightsabre battle in Empire Strikes Back with Ken Jennings in the role of Vader and the Slashdotter in the role of Luke, but instead of Vader telling Luke that he's his father, Jennings is telling the Slashdotter that he's a VB-only coder.

      I don't know about you but I can practically hear the "No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!", etc, right now.

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    5. Re:Said he's going to keep his job by ad0gg · · Score: 1

      Employers website
      Looking at the search tools on the site, they are asp pages. Now lets get the flames started.

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    6. Re:Said he's going to keep his job by Drakonian · · Score: 1

      I was thinking.... he's in Utah.... what if he works for SCO?? Wikipedia says not though, fortunately. Also, I don't suppose SCO actually has a need for any engineers.

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    7. Re:Said he's going to keep his job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to his posts at the official Jeopardy forums, he programs in Java. And, a previous Slashdot post from "a co-worker" says he uses Linux.

    8. Re:Said he's going to keep his job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know he isn't reading Slashdot right now?

      :)

    9. Re:Said he's going to keep his job by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      but he is mormon. ???

    10. Re:Said he's going to keep his job by Tlosk · · Score: 1

      Doubtful, as mentioned in some of the articles published today...

      "Jennings, a Mormon, will donate 10 percent of his winnings to his church and a European vacation is planned, "probably a really nice one." He'll hardly slip back into anonymity; he's visiting David Letterman and Regis Philbin this week, has a book deal and is open to any commercial sponsorship opportunities."

    11. Re:Said he's going to keep his job by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      He's also LDS (Mormon) and very active. Usually slashdotters don't like Mormons ;)

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  18. It's interesting to note... by ath0mic · · Score: 4, Funny

    that apparently Ken does his own taxes :)

    1. Re:It's interesting to note... by Feyr · · Score: 4, Funny

      hahaha no i don't think he does anymore :)

    2. Re:It's interesting to note... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I doubt he'll do his own taxes any more. In a nice ironic twist. H&R Block offered him free tax and investment services for life. (Maybe they think he hadn't heard of them enough?)

    3. Re:It's interesting to note... by strike2867 · · Score: 0

      I don't think you understand what the word ironic means.

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    4. Re:It's interesting to note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Not the OP, but I believe this is what common usage of the word "irony" is moving towards - an odd coincidence (where 'odd' can mean 'strange/unusual' or 'fitting' or 'funny').

      As we all know, common usage changes meanings over time - eg. gay, awful, incredible etc. So, I don't know if everybody should get on their high horses about this every single time.

      (Besides, most people who are so strict on telling people their use of the word "irony" is wrong usually use Alannis Morrisette's song as an example - ironically getting their own use of the word wrong as there are many examples of situational, or dramatic, irony in the song itself :)

    5. Re:It's interesting to note... by strike2867 · · Score: 0

      Most people are morons, but I'm gonna let you strive toward that goal without me.

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    6. Re:It's interesting to note... by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      I hadn't thought of this before, but I read a recent articlen in NewsWeek about how embedded advertising is all the rage in TV now. (It's the fault of all them damn high-tech geeks with there TiVo's and home-brewed PVRs and what not.).

      Anyway, the whole thing makes me wonder if Jeopardy is getting advertising money for questions like this FedEx one.

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    7. Re:It's interesting to note... by Eideteker · · Score: 1

      If he's smart, he won't use H&R.

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  19. 3 Hours Difference by tonecapo · · Score: 1

    What are east and west coast time zones?

    1. Re:3 Hours Difference by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Eastern and Pacific.

      Duh. :-D

  20. Freakin' Zerg... by el-spectre · · Score: 1

    "What is, gogogo ?"

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  21. Stupid Editors and Posters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good god when will slashdot stop posting shit like this on the front page. Lone Gunmen again!

  22. 2.5 million! by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

    With that kind of cash, he could sure buy a lot of wives.
    What were we thinking when we 'outlawed' polygamy?

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    1. Re:2.5 million! by psyburn · · Score: 1

      You insesitive clod!

      Mormons (or Latter-Day Saints as they prefer) don't practice that anymore. It's not need now that (American) society accepts women as full fledged people. Men married more than one wife to take care of the widows and extra single women after the mobs in Missouri killed too many of the men.

      *side comment* you should have ducked

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    2. Re:2.5 million! by TubeSteak · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Hmmm.. Mormon != LDS. The Latter Day Saints split from the Mormon church when polygamy was outlawed (as far as i know).

      in some communities that still practice, polygamy changed from just a relegious practice into a cultural one.

      Oh, and they certainly aren't just marrying widows and single women. this guy has (amongst other things) two children from two different underage girls.

      Anyways, think of it as +1 funny.
      Viva la Ken!

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    3. Re:2.5 million! by nachoboy · · Score: 1

      Mormon != LDS. The Latter Day Saints split from the Mormon church when polygamy was outlawed (as far as i know).

      "Mormon" is the acceptable-but-not-encouraged nickname for members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, numbering about 11 million strong. Those who split off a century ago are typically referred to as "fundamentalist Mormon" or members of the The Reorganized Church, and I'd be surprised if there's significantly more than a few thousand of them.

      To learn more about The Church, www.mormon.org is a good starting point.

    4. Re:2.5 million! by moontumbohotmail.com · · Score: 1

      Mormon is a common name for people of the LDS religion, due to their book of scripture called "The Book of Mormon". Mormons (LDS members) do NOT practice polygamy. Anyone who practices polygamy is excommunicated from the religion.

  23. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Lone Gunmen are dead

  24. Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd use UPS from now on if I were him.

  25. Nancy Zerg by Xeo+024 · · Score: 1

    Certainly sounds like a robot. Figures, only an automaton could have defeated Ken.

    This is a sad day indeed.
    Robots 1
    Humans 0

    1. Re:Nancy Zerg by vespazzari · · Score: 1

      is that a reference to the less than jake song?
      http://www.lessthanjake.com/discography/index.php? id=cd_bsides

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    2. Re:Nancy Zerg by Xeo+024 · · Score: 1

      Nope, Zerg just sounded "robot-ish" to me.

    3. Re:Nancy Zerg by Axis+of+Weasel · · Score: 0

      what with ibm's deep blue (or whatever the current iteration is named) defeating Kasparov, i would say the score is

      Robots: 2
      Humans: 0

      i for one welcome our new robotic overlords

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  26. Jeopardy Guy?! by tylernt · · Score: 1

    (a.k.a. "The Jeopardy Guy")

    And here I thought the Jeopardy Guy was Alex Trebek.

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    1. Re:Jeopardy Guy?! by Throtex · · Score: 1

      I have a feeling we'll be seeing more of Ken soon... ... as the new host of Jeopardy.

  27. threw the game by Agent+Drek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Nice round number to throw it at '75' games. It looked like he was faking it.

    1. Re:threw the game by Boing · · Score: 1

      Not that I agree with you, but it's worth noting that this was also the episode after he broke the 2.5 million dollar mark. "Over a quarter of ten million dollars" doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, but it may be round enough.

    2. Re:threw the game by zx75 · · Score: 1

      His 75th game... but remember that he only won 74. It would have really seemed to be throwing it if he lost AFTER his 75th victory.

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    3. Re:threw the game by Radish03 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Interestingly, this ties him for the record of most consecutive appearances on a game show, and puts him one win shy of most consecutive wins on a game show. (in the records section here.)

      Also interesting is that he was hesitant in the past to break other records, such as the most one in a single game (he tied it several times before he beat it by quite a bit.). So I wouldn't be sure whether or not he just decided it was time to stop or not.

    4. Re:threw the game by Mazem · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but when he beat the record for largest winnings in a day he did it with exactly $75,000.

    5. Re:threw the game by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Could be that he threw the game after winning enough - this is a possible model for intelligent people/investors.

      500,000 for toys and "immediate" satisfaction and 2MM for neverending investment income.

    6. Re:threw the game by Kombat · · Score: 1

      2MM for neverending investment income.

      Incidentally, that $2 million would most certainly not constitute "neverending investment income." First of all, he's going to pay almost half of it in income taxes, straight off the top. Figure he'll take home about $1.6 million that he'll actually get to keep.

      Now, say he invests that $1.6 million in a stable investment vehicle. Unless he's feeling risky with his retirement, the best a "stable" investment vehicle will return is maybe 4-5%. Now, to keep up with inflation (roughly 2%), he'll have to leave in enough to compensate (otherwise his spending power will be decreasing every year, forever), which leaves him with, optimistically, 3% of $1.6 million to live off of every year. In the first year, that's only $48,000. Now, keep in mind that investment interest income is taxable, so he'll have to pay tax on that $48,000. Granted, at a much lower marginal rate than his original winnings, but that will still only leave him with say $30,000 to live off of for an entire year. Of course, that amount will increase a little each year, to keep up with inflation (since we left in 2% of our 5% annual gain to compensate), but the buying power will remain the same.

      Could you live off of $30,000/year? Do you think that would make you "rich?"

      Something to think about as you plan your retirement. Unless you've got a job that will give you a nice corporate pension, you'd better aim a lot higher than $1 million for retiring.

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    7. Re:threw the game by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Could you live off of $30,000/year? Do you think that would make you "rich?"

      Lots of people do, but they're likely not in your class of preferred individuals. I'm going to infer that you earn much more than $30K (after taxes) per year.

      $30K is a nice amount to be earning for essentially doing nothing while the original investment builds into a nice inheritance for the offspring.

      If you would have trouble living on $575 clear per week in this hypothetical scenario I'd suggest that you move somewhere more affordable and not insist on driving late model BMWs. Then again, maybe your mortgage/rent is $2500/month and not keeping up with your peers would severely dent your ego because as we all know, toys and economic status define the individual, right?

      I'm thinking that my "neverending investment income" statement is valid unless you dip into the capital for spending binges. Or if the whole economic system melts down.

    8. Re:threw the game by Kombat · · Score: 1

      $30K is a nice amount to be earning for essentially doing nothing while the original investment builds into a nice inheritance for the offspring.

      First of all, to heck with the "offspring," they can save up their own nest egg. If you hand them a multi-million dollar inheritance when you die, you teach them a horrible lesson about the value of money and condemn them to a life of materialism. Let them earn their own millions.

      Secondly, while $30,000 is indeed a nice sum of money for "doing nothing," it is also just the right amount to continue "doing nothing," because you could not afford to do much else.

      If you would have trouble living on $575 clear per week in this hypothetical scenario I'd suggest that you move somewhere more affordable

      You're right that one should not have much trouble surviving off of $575/week, however I disagree that there would be much "living" going on. Keep in mind that we're talking about retirement here. People will have nothing but time on their hands. They'll want to golf, go on a cruise, take up woodworking, restore a classic car, help out grandkids with university costs, donate to charity, and a litany of other things. $575/week most certainly does not grant one the luxury of doing many of those things, after you pay for property taxes, groceries, utilities, and medical bills (which will no doubt be very hefty, keeping in mind that we are talking about our twilight years here).

      As for moving someplace more "affordable," I doubt anyone will be satisfied with saving up their entire life to retire and live in an "affordable" retirement community in the middle of Butt-F*ck-Nowhere, Idaho for their remaining 20 years. Thanks, but no thanks. I don't know about you, but I'm going to want to live someplace warm and sunny, with lots to do, not some friggin' potato-farming state where property is cheap and the biggest recreational activity is the annual bake-off at the town rec center.

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  28. OMG! by RealProgrammer · · Score: 5, Funny

    You've killed Kenny!

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    1. Re:OMG! by RatBastard · · Score: 4, Funny

      You bastards!

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    2. Re:OMG! by JayBees · · Score: 5, Funny

      You've been saving that up for months now, haven't you?

    3. Re:OMG! by mothz · · Score: 1

      You've been saving that up for months now, haven't you?

      Yeah, probably ever since they used that joke back in September.

    4. Re:OMG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like you're one to talk!

  29. 4 months? by opusman · · Score: 1

    How can I get a job with H&R Block?

    1. Re:4 months? by DoubleD · · Score: 1

      " How can I get a job with H&R Block?"

      Yeah but it is 4 months straight, no weekends, no free time, only eating(while working), sleeping(little), and work.*

      Still want that job?

      *Anecdotal evidence from having a CPA as a housemate.

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    2. Re:4 months? by His+name+cannot+be+s · · Score: 1

      I had a Roommate who did that during university.

      He said it was an ok gig, except for the twice every year that he made someone cry.

      One account:

      He was doing the taxes (Canadian) of this landed immigrant who was working three minimum-wage jobs. She earned about 18K in a year, but because each job was so low, they never deducted taxes. She ended up with a 2500$ tax bill. Woman started bawling LOUDLY right there. He said that sucked REALLY BAD. :(

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    3. Re:4 months? by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 1

      It's pretty ironic that he missed out on an H&R Block (Tax) question.

      He's going to owe a whole lot of taxes. Taxes were the only thing that got Ken Jennings.

  30. Why he lost by MeatBlast · · Score: 1

    Jennings lost because he wasn't good at a few categorys. He didn't get any of the Seinfeld ctaegory and was lackluster on a few others. As soon as I saw the seinfeld category I said "Maybe he'll lose because he never watched Seinfeld". I was surpirsed I was right because he seemed like the type who would watch Seinfeld.

    1. Re:Why he lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't get any of the Seinfeld ctaegory and was lackluster on a few others.

      Are you sure? I remember thinking the same thing when I saw the "Seinfeld" category, but I thought he got the Soup Nazi question correct.

      None of the contestants did too well on the sports category. (I remember Jennings got some grief on the daily sports shows for giving ordinary answers to sports questions early on in his reign.) By the way, do the New York Islanders count as a sports team?

    2. Re:Why he lost by tylersoze · · Score: 1

      Yeah the odds just caught up with him. Like if he would've answered the last Daily Double correctly he would've won. I personally found that question pretty easy. "Bastogne" was obvious to me but I'm a WW2 buff (and a big "Seinfeld" fan).

    3. Re:Why he lost by MeatBlast · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I knew that one because I've seen the movie Patton. He was overall smart but lacked in some BIG cateogrys that eventually caught up with him. I wonder if his record will ever be broken.

    4. Re:Why he lost by Augie+De+Blieck+Jr. · · Score: 1

      He did get one Jeopardy! question right -- the one about the sweater gift.

  31. Whats "Adios" in Korean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Korea, only old people win jeopardy marathons.

    1. Re:Whats "Adios" in Korean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck with the catch-phrase.

      There are two standard ways to say "Adios". "AnYeongHee KaSeYo" if they're leaving, or "AnYeongHee KyeSeYo" if you're leaving.

  32. Kekekekekekeke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    KEKEKEKEKEKEKE, Zerg Rush! ^____^

    Seriously though, I bid you farewell good sir.

  33. Hey now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's already aired in most time zones. It's not like the rumors weren't around since it was taped in September and the audio on the net this morning. Hell NPR even announced it as a "rumor" this afternoon.

    Well I searched for /.'s own "lone gunmen are dead" but couldn't find it. However I did find this Jennings spoiler from 9/9.

    1. Re:Hey now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uh, EST and CST aren't most time zones. You've still got MST and PST, plus Alaska and Hawaii.

    2. Re:Hey now by quenda · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Uh, EST and CST aren't most time zones. You've still got MST and PST, plus Alaska and Hawaii.

      Note to Americans: there are just a few more zones than that.

    3. Re:Hey now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I live in Greenwich Mean Time AND my surname is Jennings AND I've never seen Jeopardy. What the hell is going on?

    4. Re:Hey now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, American Jeopardy is shown primarily in North America, therefore we're discussing North American timezones.

    5. Re:Hey now by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      I'm still trying to work out what language the summary is written in.. it *looks* like english, but doesn't scan at all.

      Next time some explanation of what the hell they're on about might be in order.

    6. Re:Hey now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > > Uh, EST and CST aren't most time zones. You've still got MST and PST, plus Alaska and Hawaii.

      > Note to Americans: there are just a few more zones than that.

      none that matter.

    7. Re:Hey now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      note to foreigners... if you haven't picked up on America's apathy towards other countries by now then I'd give up :)

    8. Re:Hey now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Easily how it is the thing you see, having been air on the track. The order on which written be in, clock; else. The beep is what.

    9. Re:Hey now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not after we're done with all of you!

    10. Re:Hey now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "note to foreigners"

      note to morons ... America represent one country and one continent and its not the United States "of america" republic ...

      C ourageous
      A mericans
      N oble
      A mericans
      D efender of
      A merica

      Where not "of" , where it !

    11. Re:Hey now by nospmiS+remoH · · Score: 1

      Yeah? Well I really don't care about what other countries think about us Americans.t

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    12. Re:Hey now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes. That's the problem with most Americans.

    13. Re:Hey now by CFTM · · Score: 1

      C'mon now, we're Americans we don't have to think about the rest of the world ;)

    14. Re:Hey now by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Hawaii is in North America?

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    15. Re:Hey now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shown primarily in North America

      Words matter. See primarily there? It means for the most part, mostly, etc.

  34. How the hell? by 9mm+Censor · · Score: 1

    Do you come up with an answer like Fed Ex?

    1. Re:How the hell? by Malevolyn · · Score: 1

      Well there's this company. It's called FedEx. It has employees that do a huge amount of their work during the winter, which is a season. I can slow down if I'm going too fast.

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    2. Re:How the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fedex (and other delivery services) do most of their business around Christmas. They have so much to deliver you can sometimes see them driving around in U-Haul vans and what not, because they have no available trucks.

    3. Re:How the hell? by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      "white-collar" should have been the tip-off for Ken

    4. Re:How the hell? by burns210 · · Score: 1

      hardly any of their 'workforce' are white colar. The infrastructure and core, sure, but the real numbers(delivery and on the distrobution hub floor) are all blue colar types.

      Plus, FedEx does a lot of corporate delivery and whatnot, so they are busy 24/7

  35. Zerg Rush!!! by dupper · · Score: 0

    kekekekekeke!!1!

    1. Re:Zerg Rush!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why?? Aren't we all Starcrafters at heart?

  36. Bye Bye Nancy by Malevolyn · · Score: 1

    All bets in on Nancy losing tomorrow.

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  37. 20 bucks says by jbltk · · Score: 0, Funny

    Ken Jennings gets an endorsement deal with either FedEx or H&R Block. It's the American way!

  38. Old News by CAR912 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I downloaded the final Jeopardy! audio clip yesterday from this website, but now the clip has been removed. (Stupid lawyers) Also, good 'ol Wikipedia has a good story, and also had the news/info yesterday somehow.

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    1. Re:Old News by FFFish · · Score: 1

      and also had the news/info yesterday somehow.

      That "somehow" is merely that the show is taped months in advance. The ending has been known for ages, having been leaked by an audience member.

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    2. Re:Old News by shadowmatter · · Score: 1

      The audio link of the last minute can be found here.

      That is, until I bring it down with a Slashdotting.

      - shadowmatter

  39. ZERG RUSH!!! by dupper · · Score: 0
    kekekekekeke!!1! ^_^

    Come on, you were all thinking it.

  40. Obligatory Nelson Muntz by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

    HA HA!

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  41. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Informative

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  42. AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! by Mastadex · · Score: 0

    NANCY ZERG RUSH'D HIM!

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  43. Good choice for a Slashdot interview? by JLyle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't know if he reads Slashdot but it might make for an interesting interview.

    1. Re:Good choice for a Slashdot interview? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Except we'd have to do it in reverse. We'd select the top 10 answers, and he'd respond with the appropriate questions.

    2. Re:Good choice for a Slashdot interview? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell would we ask him?

    3. Re:Good choice for a Slashdot interview? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...that he couldn't answer?

    4. Re:Good choice for a Slashdot interview? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bloody hell if that wasn't the funniest thing I've read all week!

    5. Re:Good choice for a Slashdot interview? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Jeapordy "answers" (i.e. the questions) have always seemes a little contrived to me. How many times do you answer a question with "This is....".

    6. Re:Good choice for a Slashdot interview? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What is sex like?"

    7. Re:Good choice for a Slashdot interview? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I'll start.

      African or European?

      -cmh

  44. Re:Emails from the Void by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Krista
    OnStar Information Specialist"

    Now wtf is that?

  45. torrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anyone got a torrent?

  46. Dumb gag that only Aussies will get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    G-O-GG-O

    1. Re:Dumb gag that only Aussies will get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the Dart?

  47. Free tax prep for life by breadiu · · Score: 1

    H&R Block has offered KenJen free tax preparation for life.

  48. Shades of Quiz Show by SbooX · · Score: 0

    */me dons tin foil hat

    I don't know the true stories behind the movie Quiz Show, but anyone else remember how the contestants who were given the answers all along were made to take a dive on an easy question? This seems fairly similar I hate to say it. Fed Ex is clearly a blue collar job, not white collar. Certainly anyone whos won that many times on Jeopardy would know the difference.

    */me removes tin foil hat

    Or maybe he really is just human after all.

    1. Re:Shades of Quiz Show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe he was just tired on being on the show so long and took an exit at 75.

  49. Missed three critical questions by miltimj · · Score: 5, Informative

    For all those who said he got beat bad, 0wn3d, or intentionally lost, you obviously didn't see the show.

    He bet big like he usually does on two Daily Doubles, and lost about $6K on each... they both were more difficult than average questions (IMO), and it seemed that he just didn't know them. If he would've bet 1/2 what he did, he would've been statistically unbeatable going into the final jeopardy question.

    (He was leading $14,400 to $10,000 going into the final answer)

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    1. Re:Missed three critical questions by starm_ · · Score: 1

      statistically???

    2. Re:Missed three critical questions by reidbold · · Score: 1

      If he hadn't blown the two daily double he would have totalled >$22k. Then he could have bet safely and still won regardless.

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    3. Re:Missed three critical questions by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Then he could have bet safely and still won regardless.

      That's not a statistical victory; it's an arithmatical one, which is a much stronger term. Statistical means there is a small chance of loss.

    4. Re:Missed three critical questions by miltimj · · Score: 1

      Yes, and that small chance of loss would be that Ken Jennings would be dumb enough to bet more than the difference between his winnings and twice Nancy's.

      So even if he was at $22K and Nancy was at $10K, there is still an arithmetic possibility that he would lose.

      Get off your high horse.

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    5. Re:Missed three critical questions by kesuki · · Score: 1

      he usually only wagers 3k if he's not confident about the category... I've rarely seen him wager over 4k on a daily double (and I've been watching since last season ended) If he'd wagered normally, he'd have been about 5k ahead (19,400) to 10,000 She would have bet 9,401, and he would have had to answer correctly. I was watching the show, and was unable to come up with the correct answer in the time alloted, however... I had discarded fedex b/c they aren't white collar jobs, and had discarded M$ because they don't hire that many 'temp' workers which could be arguabbly considered 'seasonal' workers.. and then the buzzer hit and the answer was so damn obvious I was hitting myself for not thinking of it ;)

  50. Next Winner is... by Lord+Pillage · · Score: 1

    Jack Protoss, or maybe Diane Terran... Anyway, we all know the match was rigged and that Ken Jennings is really a robot.... or.... got a computer implanted in his brain by the FBI to retrieve information from the Soviets.... whichever it is, we're all doomed anyway. All hail Ken Jennings, future enslaver of the human race.

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    1. Re:Next Winner is... by dedeman · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our former Jeopardy champion record setting contestant overlords.

  51. ultimate geek matchup by Graymalkn · · Score: 2, Funny

    That is the ultimate geek matchup: Ken Jennings vs the Zerg vs 2600.

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  52. Someone has to say it. by nefele · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new Zerg overlords.

    1. Re:Someone has to say it. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Bah, after Jennings gets Brood War he can sweep the overlords out of the sky with valkyries.

    2. Re:Someone has to say it. by builderbob_nz · · Score: 1

      You know, for once I have to stop and ask myself whether this is meant to be funny or not...

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  53. ReplayTV by miltimj · · Score: 2, Informative

    If anyone has a ReplayTV, missed the episode, and wants it, let me know and I'll send it to you...

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    1. Re:ReplayTV by Jose+Chico · · Score: 1

      Anyone with a ReplayTV should also check out http://poopli.com/
      (please read the FAQ first)

    2. Re:ReplayTV by AsmCoder8088 · · Score: 1

      This link to the audio clip worked for me (not kottke): http://www.juiceenewsdaily.com/jennings.mp3 It will probably be slashdotted/lawyer-victimized soon though.

    3. Re:ReplayTV by JohnA · · Score: 1

      Could you send it to 00055-09166-62545?

      Thanks!

      John

  54. Globe and Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Globe and Mail had this on its front page this morning, too, and it was delivered here by 4am. They knew yesterday with plenty of time to print.

    Globe and Mail is better than TorStar anyways...

    1. Re:Globe and Mail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too conservative... The Star's got a more liberal spin on it, generally.

  55. Was The Game Show Rigged To Get Ratings? by Junior+Samples · · Score: 3, Interesting
    But Jeopardy! executives aren't complaining; ratings were up 22 per cent over the same period last time.

    Does this suggest anything?

    Is anybody old enough to remember the the "64 Thousand Dollar Question" game show back in the 50s? Remember the isolation booths and the network scandal that resulted after it was discovered that the show was rigged for the ratings? I do!

    1. Re:Was The Game Show Rigged To Get Ratings? by Etherwalk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Buzzer system rigging is the only real way to do it, and while I doubt it, he was still dang good even if it was rigged. Also, he needn't be aware of it. But I rather suspect it wasn't rigged.

    2. Re:Was The Game Show Rigged To Get Ratings? by danheskett · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The thing here is that Jeopardy had been falling in ratings for basically 10 years. There as no chance of a cult of personality for anyone but the host becaus after episodes the guy/gal was out. Also, the money never got that high. You had a lot of 5 time champs with something like 30-50k in winnings, maybe sometimes as high as 100k.

      Thats not big enough money to get people really watching. ABC put on "Millionaire" which could give away way more cash on a given night.

      It is not co-incidence that the ratings spike started when winners could keep winning and winning. Someone like Ken 5 years ago would have walked away with a cool $150k. No bad, but also, J! would have missed his fan base being developed and watching everynight.

    3. Re:Was The Game Show Rigged To Get Ratings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a movie made about the rigging of the show 21 on NBC.

    4. Re:Was The Game Show Rigged To Get Ratings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      thats the movie Quiz Show.

    5. Re:Was The Game Show Rigged To Get Ratings? by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 1

      Yes, they "rigged" the show by changing the rules to allow anyone to play until they lose rather than for a maximum of one week, and it worked!

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    6. Re:Was The Game Show Rigged To Get Ratings? by mikrorechner · · Score: 1

      In Korea, only old people remember rigged gameshows!

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  56. Bastogne by Thanos421 · · Score: 1

    Was anyone else shocked that he missed the Patton daily double about the Battle of the Bulge? Even Alex seemed a little suprised at that one.

    1. Re:Bastogne by tylersoze · · Score: 1

      Yeah I was, I thought "Bastogne" was pretty obvious, but I'm a WW2 buff. If he would've gotten that correct he would've been unbeatable going into Final Jeopardy. But, hey, everyone has gaps in their knowledge, he also didn't know any "Seinfeld" stuff either.

  57. Nah by jbellis · · Score: 1

    it's the dark swarm + ultralisks.

  58. Re:fp by hammer+revolution · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    --; hammer

  59. You Killed Kenny! by Rares+Marian · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You Bastards!

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  60. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  61. Conspiracy Theory by savagedome · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think maybe Jerry Seinfeld paid him off for the publicity. Think about it. The DVDs just came out for the first three seasons which apparently are not the best of the lot. The fourth and the fifth seasons are the real juicy ones. They want to milk it as much as they can. So the whole Seinfeld cast is on Oprah. Jerry is all over the TV these days. What better way to generate publicity than to make sure that Ken Jennings loss show will be one of the highest watched Jeopardy shows. So, they make all those Seinfeld categories and offer Ken another million or two to go down. Now Ken also knows that he might not be able to keep his streak for long. A lot of 'nerds' must have realized that it is definitely a way to make money using their memory skills and they have surely gotten to reading/learning/memorizing things already. A couple of mil right away is always more appealing.

    Yeah. Ken Jennings went down on Seinfeld's bribe.

    Now I need to go get some beer ;0

    1. Re:Conspiracy Theory by Will_Malverson · · Score: 1

      Yeah -- I haven't watched Jeopardy! in a while, though I watched tonight's on the Ken-loses rumors. Most. Annoying. Product Placement. Ever.

    2. Re:Conspiracy Theory by Buran · · Score: 1

      I usually don't mind the multimedia clues, but that one was annoying as hell. too long, annoying, and how the hell are you supposed to guess "sweater" from a 5-second clip of people acting like idiots!?

  62. Did Ken Give Up? by Jinsaku · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A couple people on the threads have asked this question, and I'm pretty sure the answer is a resounding "no".

    First off, how many software engineers do we all know. Most good ones will go to extreme measures, breaking deadlines and spec sometimes, to do the *right* thing, not just to finish the project.

    Most (good) programmers want to be badasses. To impress everyone around them with their programming prowess and moxie. Ken Jennings, I believe, is probably a pretty good programmer, one of the reasons being that he is obviously a master of research, and he learns until he *knows* it, not just learning to solve a particular problem and forgetting about it.

    I mean, the guy's not stupid. How many of us would sell our souls for a job that paid $150,000 a week to work one (long) day with paid travel and lodging, and the other 6 days off? Even if the job was really difficult, and required constant brainpower, most of us would give up a lot for something like that, even if it was a short term contract.

    Nah, I think he would have gone on until he was defeated. I've seen most every episode he was in, and even up to the last one, he attacked the board with the same energy that he always did. The only mistake I think he made was betting bit on that 2nd daily double, when he was pretty far ahead, but he wanted to put the game away. When he didn't, it gave Nancy an opportunity.

    Even going into the final, with the two large daily doubles he missed, he still had the lead. The only way to lose was if he missed the question, and she got it right (or they both missed it and she bet weird). And it happened. That situation had come up at least 4 times in the past, and the odds finally caught up with him.

    Kudos Ken, you're as good as mascot as Jeopardy could have hoped for. I mean, watch a few episodes, and you can't help but like the guy.

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    1. Re:Did Ken Give Up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      How many of us would sell our souls for a job that paid $150,000 a week to work one (long) day with paid travel and lodging, and the other 6 days off?

      They film several episodes a day for a few weeks. The show isn't live, that's why we knew months in advance.

    2. Re:Did Ken Give Up? by Jinsaku · · Score: 1

      From what I understand, they film a week's worth of episodes (or more, if it's on on-site thing, like the College Championship) on a Saturday, then if you make it through to the next week, they fly you back the next Staurday to start the new week.

      However, there is a few month delay as they do post-production and editing for everything.

      (At least, I'm pretty sure this is how it (and most gameshows) work.)

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    3. Re:Did Ken Give Up? by polyiguana · · Score: 1

      From what I understand, they film a week's worth of episodes (or more, if it's on on-site thing, like the College Championship) on a Saturday, then if you make it through to the next week, they fly you back the next Staurday to start the new week.

      However, there is a few month delay as they do post-production and editing for everything.


      You can tell this by the timing of the Seinfeld plug in tonight's episode. The Seinfeld DVD was scheduled to be released November 23 (last Tuesday). So they probably decided to shove Kids Week in October to pad out the Jennings phenomenon. If, say, he had lost in Game 100, then Game 75 would have aired last Tuesday and we would be probably be counting down until February as Jeopardy pads out its season so that the end comes during sweeps.

    4. Re:Did Ken Give Up? by Ibanez · · Score: 1

      Right...cause there's a direct correlation between knowing a lot of trivia and programming?

      Just because he has a good memory does not mean:

      1. He's a master of research
      2. He learns until he knows it

      I know a large number of people who are significantly better at trivia than I am, but they aren't better at programming. You're making HUGE leaps trying to make the two seem related, when they're not.

      Blake

    5. Re:Did Ken Give Up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am 100 % with you when you said Ken did not give up. Your analysis is correct. It was his betting on the Daily Double that hurt him. That was like $10,000.00 right there. He would have had at least $22,000 fefore the Fianl Jeopardy if he bet only $1000.00 each. But...we can't entirely blame him. It happened I believe the night before when he lost the 1st Daily Double and won the 2nd one with $13,000 bet. So he knows he can do it. I think it was providential and fate that he lost that time. The Lord has His ways of doing it. But for sure....he did not lose to someone who is really smarter than him because Nancy right away lost in the next episode. Plus...throughtout that episode when Ken lost, she did not really answer a lot of question which is why, without the Daily Double, Ken would have been ahead by at least 14,000.00.

  63. scripted? by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 1

    anyone else think this thing was scripted? (here come the -1: troll points)...

    logically, why would anyone think fedex only works 4 months out of the year? december and what 3 other months would he be thinking of? He lost of double jeopardy also... with such a dumb look on his face, which he's never had before. Maybe i've seen 'quiz show' too many times.

    oh well, that's just my opinion, i could be wrong. conspiracy theorists put on your tin foil hats...

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    1. Re:scripted? by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 1

      Christmas rush temps.

    2. Re:scripted? by JustOK · · Score: 1

      Oct/Nov/Dec/Jan(for returns) = 4 months. Not so out of line.

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    3. Re:scripted? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who ships their holiday packages in October?

    4. Re:scripted? by Tlosk · · Score: 1

      maybe he got laid that morning

  64. Does he have to move out of Trebek's place now??? by eclectro · · Score: 3, Funny


    As Trebek's common-law husband, Jennings has rights, doesn't he???

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  65. Haha by headhot · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Fed-Ex?
    What a fucking retard.

  66. your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is your sig real, or is it just like a goof or something?

  67. He wasn't 1337 enough. by MeanMF · · Score: 0, Troll

    Here's his problem - unlike the College Jeopardy champion, he didn't wager $1,337 in the final round.

  68. Re:Emails from the Void by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I donut gno, but I bet she puts out!

  69. Hmmmm by bryan986 · · Score: 0

    If anyone mentions StarCraft I will beat them silly

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  70. I still think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I still think the whole Ken Jennings was a way to boost ratings.

    Jeopardy is a money maker, and with Ken staying in the game so long, it got people hooked big time.

    Ratings went way up with him on the show and that little bit the he supposedly won, was a perfect way for ABC to get those ratings.

    So many shows you see these days are fake...I doubt if there is any show on tv today that isn't.

    Heck, when the osborne's were on mtv I thought it was real, and then later found out it was not.

    I'm sick of seeing all these stupid reality shows on tv....someone make them go away!

    1. Re:I still think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I'm sick of seeing all these stupid reality shows on tv....someone make them go away!

      Use the 'Off' button.

    2. Re:I still think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO!
      I want to watch tv...but it seems as if every station has reality shows on. They were cool at first, but not anymore.

    3. Re:I still think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ABC doesn't make any money from Jeopardy. Neither does CBS, FOX, UPN, or NBC. It's a syndicated show.

  71. Anybody got a torrent? by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

    I'd be satisfied watching Final Jeopardy alone, if anyone had it...

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  72. Hentzel is still better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask anyone.

  73. Torrent, anybody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those who missed it?

  74. I hope she knows... by Rufus88 · · Score: 1

    what she's gotten herself into.

  75. It's also worth noting... by acxr+is+wasted · · Score: 1

    ...his name is Kermin Fleming.

    Talk about a geek hero! Imagine what this guy went through in elementary school.

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  76. It is quite the coincidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and it is NBC we're talking about here...

    1. Re:It is quite the coincidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Here is some more information on the topic.

      In l959, a struggling Robert Redford jumped at the opportunity to appear on a minor quiz show, Play That Hunch, for the exposure and $75.OO. Redford's visibility turned out to be nil: He was one of three extras silhouetted behind a screen in a contest to quess which of them was someone else's twin. Afterwards, he was handed a fishing rod in lieu of the sorely needed cash.

      The grift practised upon the guileless actor was small beer compared to the sordid manipulation of guests and audiences on immensely popular shows like The Sixty-Four Thousand Dollar Question. These programs beggared their radio predecessors in prizes awards to contestants, as well as the stupendous advertising revenue they generated for the fledgling networks.

      Roughly the same time Redford was being told to go fish, a massive rigging scam was brewing behind the scenes of the popular Twenty-One show. It was detonated when Charles Van Doren -- scion of Columbia English professor/Pulitzer-prize winning poet Mark Van Doren and noted novelist Dorothy Van Doren -- admitted before a Congressional subcommittee that he had been supplied with answers to fiendishly difficult questions, answers which he had seemed to snatch out of the air with ingratiating diffidence.

      Redford's own extensive television experience, from the humiliating Play That Hunch debut to later successes as a performer during TV's Golden Era, inform his secure direction of Quiz Show, a handsomely mounted, compelling -- and occasionally problematic -- reconstruction of the Twenty-One scandal.

      Very good, quite worth seeing. There's no reason not to be skeptical here, it could very well be the same thing. After all, TV is about ratings, and this Jennings thing has done nothing but gotten ratings for NBC and Jeopardy.

    2. Re:It is quite the coincidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NBC? Jeopardy is filmed by Sony and distributed via syndication agreements. If it's showing on an NBC station, it's not because NBC owns it, it's because the station has independently contracted it from Sony. It could be showing on any station in any market.

  77. He Threw the Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about being burned out but I do think he threw the game for some reason. He did not have his characteristic energy and speed except for a short burst during double jeopardy. He looked sad the whole game, not just after he lost. I find it difficult to believe that Ken Jennings didn't know Bastogne was the answer to the last daily double. I can believe he might answer wrong but then he didn't have that 'Oh yeah that's right' look once the question was revealed. And in final jeopardy: Most of FED-EX employees are white collar and work 4 months a year? Give me a break! He threw the game.

  78. This is just a waste of karma but.... by blueforce · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I, for one, welcome our new Zerg overlord.

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  79. Obviously by retro128 · · Score: 1

    Of course he missed the answer. With 2.5 million in winnings, the last thing he'd want to think about is H&R Block.

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  80. Re:Ken and I were roomates by pb · · Score: 1

    Now that he's $2.5 million richer, I bet she'll be calling him up, along with everyone else who ever knew him... heh, including you no doubt. :)

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  81. Of course he's gone, its the end of sweeps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sweeps are over and in this town that means the budgets get seriously look after (in more ways than one). He had served his purpose, he generated a ton more interest in the show but lets face it, the show cannot afford to have that sort of consistant winner.

  82. Re: Ratings by Bonus+Onus · · Score: 0

    Tonight's episode must have drawn huge ratings, due to all the media buzz that Jennings was going to lose tonight. It was probably in Jeporady's interest to leak the fact that he was going to lose to the media.

  83. OMG ZERG RUSH KEKEKE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ^______^

  84. Zerg? by Wingie · · Score: 1

    But I thought they were mindless drones contolled by Overminds... Wait, she must be Karrigan! Oh no, we're all gonna die! Run away! Stimpack! Every expendible infantryman for himself!

  85. The other guy... by Mr.+Solidus · · Score: 2, Funny

    who was that other guy that was playing? He had like -$3,200 I think... When I saw the scores I had to laugh at that... 14,000 10,000 -3,200 sorry but looking at that was funny...

  86. Zerg? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1, Funny

    So he was.. zerg rushed?

    keke
    gg
    thx
    no re

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  87. White or Blue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to me he wasn't trying his hardest. Even I saw that Fed-Ex/some other shipping company was going to be considered blue-collar, not white-collar. Someone else in the house pointed out that 4 months is January-April, where as Fed-Ex would have been only during December (maybe November).

  88. H&R Block... by bpbond · · Score: 1

    Apparently H&R Block has already called up Ken and offered him free financial services for life...just so he never again forgets about them. (From NYT article.)

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  89. Correction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the correct answer was 'What is H&R Block?'

  90. Re:Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was linked to in the friggin' blurb, whore.

  91. Re:Ken and I were roomates by sharkb8 · · Score: 1

    Funny, you can't have members of the opposite sex in a BYU dormitory bedroom.

    And all the students at BYU have to sign the Honor code, part of which is a promise to abstain from alcohol, tobacco, etc. Another part of the honor code is abstaining from extra-marital sex.

    I realize that everyone breaks the rules in college, but do you think someone like KenJen is going to risk being kicked out of school for this?

    You clearly don't know any mormons.

  92. Barry Jones & "Pick-a-box" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A guy named Barry Jones (now a politician) remained undefeated on an Australian TV game show from 1960 to 1967.

    1. Re:Barry Jones & "Pick-a-box" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yayayayaya!

      Let's see Barry V Ken!

      Come to think of it, let's see Barbie V Ken too (since she dumped him... but I digress)

  93. Animation studios reply by Microsift · · Score: 1

    Not Today Zerg...D'oh!

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  94. For great justice, take off every Zerg! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know it had to be said. Along with "all your jeopardy reign are belong to us!"

  95. Similiar Final Jeopardy Question? by doon · · Score: 1

    Does the Final Question seem familiar to anybody? I watch a lot of Jeopardy (DVR it). I've even tried out (Missed it by one :)). I am pretty sure I have see that final jeopardy question before, perhaps it was in the tournament of champions of this year, but I not 100% sure. It might have been worded differently. IIRC correctly I think all the people in Final Jeopardy Missed it. But I could just be nuts.. Does anybody out there remember seeing this before?

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    1. Re:Similiar Final Jeopardy Question? by damiam · · Score: 1

      It was leaked several months ago, after the show was taped. It got posted on /. and a bunch of other sites.

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    2. Re:Similiar Final Jeopardy Question? by doon · · Score: 1

      That might have been it, but my wife remembers the same thing and she doesn't spend 1/50th the time I do on the web and doesn't seem to read news sites @ all.

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  96. for those complaining about spoiler alerts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the mere presence of a spoiler alert regarding the jeapardy show would obviously indicate the demise of ken jennings. think much?

    1. Re:for those complaining about spoiler alerts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how bout not saying a fucking thing then. THINK MUCH

  97. slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot. Redefining the term insensitive clog one article at a time.

  98. Re:Ken and I were roomates by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ken Jennings was my roomate freshman year at Brigham Young University.

    We had both drank a lot - Ken said on the show he is a teetotaler.

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    I have TWO friends who work at Bungie

    I work on LAMP software and deploy to customer's websites.

    I obtained a preview release [of GIMP 2.0]

    I'm sorry, but I've got to call your bluff here. You've claimed to do to much stuff and to know too many people. If all this is true, it's quite impressive and you have a life history to be proud of; if not, you need to stop claiming to be so many different things if you want people to take you seriously.

    Besides, unless you're claiming that Ken got more moral after leaving BYU - a Mormon institution - you're attributing behaviors to him that the KenJen of the brief show interviews would not have done.

  99. I'll start! ;) by eamonman · · Score: 1

    1. This is a how you felt being the defacto uber-nerd/engineer champion, becoming almost an icon to many.

    2. This is how smart Alex Trebeck really is.

    3. This is the number of minutes of fame you have accumulated throguh this crazy journey (including interviews).

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  100. i anticipate some fake deaths by themaidtricks · · Score: 1

    It's already started, sort of.

    http://www.geocities.com/jameskust/jennings.html

  101. It's not quite a "lone gunmen" move but... by holden+caufield · · Score: 1

    Jeez-a-lou, could you at least not posted the Final Jeopardy question/answer in the summary of the piece?

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  102. That's ok... by isny · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ken is smiling down from Slashdot spoiled TV heaven with the Lone Gunmen.

  103. First purchase... by Duncan3 · · Score: 1

    ... a life.

    2.5 Mil should buy a decent one too ;)

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    1. Re:First purchase... by anubi · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, the whole world knows what happened to Ken.

      The tax man knows, and has authority to pester him with threatening papers.

      Every charity knows... you can bet he's gonna be the recipient of every cry letter out there.

      Every con man knows. You can be sure he is gonna be swamped with "offers".

      And worst of all, all the relatives know. Here come all the guilt trips that he should "share". His good fortune will be seen by many as a Gift from God, and now he's in a position of damned if he does, damned if he doesn't.

      I don't really know if I envy the man for his winnings - as my guess is he probably raked in as many problems having to deal with everybody wanting a piece of his pie, as he raked in as dollars.

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  104. Spoilers by andy@petdance.com · · Score: 1

    I don't mind knowing he lost. I do mind knowing what the answer to Final Jeopardy was.

  105. Recorded? by gorgon · · Score: 1

    Has anyone seen a recording of it online? Oh all the days for my TiVo not to change channels. Arghh!

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    1. Re:Recorded? by gorgon · · Score: 1

      Replying to myself: I found a torrent or the show at bi-torrent.com.

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  106. Nerd hero? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    My first reaction was: wtf is a TV show being discussed on /.? My "geek news" detector was not going beep,beep, beep. But now I see this bloke was a real nerd. I hope he dressed the part too!

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  107. Buttpirate for $400.00 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who is Ken Jennings?

  108. "Stuff that Matters?" by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    To whom does Jeopardy matter? Do nerds sit around and watch TV game shows? Wow. I would not have guessed this.

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  109. I'm with Ken.... by telstar · · Score: 1

    I'd like to know WHERE FedEx is.
    They were supposed to deliver me two packages today and never showed up. Assholes.

  110. Luckdebt by Radical+Rad · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's 2.5 million before taxes. Uncle Sam will take about a third. Then Ken being the clean cut Mormon that he is will tithe 10% to the church. Then he will buy his mother a gold cadillac like Elvis did along with other assorted gift giving leaving him with a little over 1 million.

    Then... if we believe that luck is distributed randomly throughout space and time; Ken has flipped the coin 75 times and it came up heads every time. Now he is in luckdebt. His current wife leaves him taking half of the million he has left. Fedex sues him for defamation and inciting labor unrest which burns up the rest of his winnings on attourney fees. Examination of video footage shows that Ken had a squarish hump in the back of his suit jacket ala George Bush in the first debate which prompts an FCC investigation into gameshow fixing leading to his becoming the most reviled man in America. Desperate for fifteen more minutes in the limelight, Ken drives to LA and mocks Gary Coleman with "Whatchoo talkin bout Willis?" until Gary loses his cool and bitch slaps him. The police refuse to file his complaint and the press ignores the incident leading to his complete mental breakdown and a six week bender on peppermint schnapps and cheap wine ending in Ken waking up signed to a one year merchant marine contract on a supertanker headed for the persian gulf. He jumps ship in Mumbai India and spends the next 5 years writing crappy vbscript for an offshoring firm and trying to save enough money to buy a forged birth certificate and plastic surgery so he can re-enter the U.S. under a fake name. Ken gets his wish at long last but is picked up by the Office of Homeland Security at the border and spends the rest of his life at Guantanamo Bay Cuba refusing to acknowledge his true identity but paradoxically answering everything in the form of a question.

    1. Re:Luckdebt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FUNNY!! Thanks

    2. Re:Luckdebt by ewwhite · · Score: 1

      That made my day :) Mod parent up!

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    3. Re:Luckdebt by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

      Uncle Sam takes a third, but the state he lives in takes a cut too. It's probably worse if they tax him in California. That might be another 10%. Plus, California voters just passed an extra 1% tax on income earned over $1 million. I guess that would be an extra $15,000 in taxes he'd have to pay if it's CA.

      He should probably call H&R Block as soon as Jeopardy cuts them the check.

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    4. Re:Luckdebt by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Ken, is that you?

    5. Re:Luckdebt by Qubertio · · Score: 1
      Luckdebt?

      I'm pretty sure luck is a Markov process.

    6. Re:Luckdebt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Markov process depends on the previous state. Few mathematicians would believe that luck was a Markov process. Luck is random and lucky events are independent.

      Anyway, luck is a concept in reality whereas a Markov process is a mathematical formalism. Luck might be modellable as a Markov process, but luck cannot logically be a Markov process.

  111. Re:Ken and I were roomates by fishbowl · · Score: 1


    "Funny, you can't have members of the opposite sex in a BYU dormitory bedroom."

    "Couldn't" have them at SMU or NTSU either; never stopped us.

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  112. Buzz! I know how to defeat Zurg! by computational+super · · Score: 1

    Jennings should have consulted with the dinosaur...

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  113. Let the man rest.... by vwjeff · · Score: 1

    Sure, I am sad to see him go. Now I have nothing to look forward to when coming home from work. *sigh* Our geek friend did a great job. Also, players do not get paid until they lose. You can't blame the guy for not wanting the money.

  114. OMGTITF by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

    CNN has a good story about this. My favorite is the last bit about H&R Block offering him free tax preparations for life. LOL

  115. I hope they make a DVD set by DrewCapu · · Score: 1

    What could be better than a Ken Jennings viewing marathon? :)

  116. "Win Ken Jennings's Money" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coming to BYU-TV this summer...

  117. Grats! by Fiz+Ocelot · · Score: 1

    It'll be a while before anyone beats his 75 game record. My congrats to Ken on an impressive performance.

  118. H&R Block by Mike+Rubits · · Score: 1

    What a PR opportunity for H&R Block too:

    http://home.businesswire.com/portal/site/google/ in dex.jsp?ndmViewId=news_view&newsId=20041130005913& newsLang=en

    Heh, H&R Block are giving Ken a "lifetime of free tax and financial services."

    Congarts to both Ken and Nancy Zerg - of course I fall asleep and only wake up to see the smoldering ruins! /. definitely needs to get an interview with Ken; he's defintely reachable, apparently he posts quite a bit on the Jeopardy message boards!

  119. Pulp Fiction anyone? by camusflage · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think ANY bookie in his right mind would ever take a bet in which the bettor was a principal capable of affecting the outcome. No FSCKING way.

    Enough about the poor unfortunate Mr. Floyd, let's talk about the rich and prosperous Mr. Butch.

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  120. Spoiled Early this Morning by monkeymanatwork · · Score: 1

    The episode airs here at 12:30 PM CST. The local news on the NBC channel broke the story at 12:00 AM; I also understand it was on the Regis & Kelly morning show. My wife, who doesn't read slashdot (and I certainly didn't spoil it for her a month and a half ago) called and had a fit. I wonder how many other people were pissed.

  121. Re:Ken and I were roomates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought you were gay.

  122. Only one thought. by asit+ler · · Score: 1

    " opponent Nancy Zerg"

    OMG, ZERGRUSH!

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  123. Re:Ken and I were roomates by 9mm+Censor · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who would admit to being an editor at Toms Hardware?

  124. Zerg Rush!!! by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    Oy. I hope no one takes offence at that.

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  125. Funny, I saw the episode last Friday night. by crashnbur · · Score: 1

    Weird.

    I was watching tonight's episode last Friday, and I remember watching Ken Jennings lose before running out to catch a movie. I told her "that Jeopardy guy finally lost", and I mentioned it to a few friends throughout the weekend.

    Then Monday came and there was Ken, buzzer in hand. My mom and I were confused (she watches five nights a week while I'm lucky to see it twice a week when it's not a holiday), sure we had watched him lose three nights ago.

    Then we saw the contestants come out to tonight, and we knew what was going to happen, because we had already seen them all. We watched the episode over again and even remembered a few of the answers we probably shouldn't have remembered... and watched Ken lose all over again. Given the lackluster finale, it wasn't nearly as much fun the second time around.

    And I even had one friend call me to say "thanks for spoiling it for me!"

    I'm thinking our local CBS affiliate aired an episode out of order, but oh well.

  126. Re:Ken and I were roomates by sharkb8 · · Score: 1

    If you're calling it NTSU, it's been a while since you were in college. I went to UNT (as it's been called since 1988) from 91-94, and there were pretty much no restrictions on visitors of the opposite sex. Additionally, neither SMU or UNT is a Mormon school.

  127. I know just how he feels... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    ...I lost the South Florida Spelling Bee on an easy one too.

    rj

    1. Re:I know just how he feels... by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      Heh. I was one of about a dozen left when I missed out on 'saran'. South Florida Spelling Bee, 1982. What year were you?

    2. Re:I know just how he feels... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      1953; chiffonier. I added an E.

      rj

    3. Re:I know just how he feels... by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 1
      c. 1986, regional (DC/MD/VA) Scripps-Howard Spelling Bee:

      kaumography (method of printing stuff on a t-shirt, possibly using heat) - I think I spelled it "comography"

      I *think* it's in Merriam-Webster or American Heritage (I can't remember which dictionary was used, but it was a *big* one). Funnily enough, I can't find it in any online dictionary & there's only *ONE* Google hit for it.

  128. Really by Zinoc · · Score: 0, Troll

    Who cares about game show? I sure don't.

  129. "What Be Ebonics" by jaguar5150 · · Score: 0

    "What Be Ebonics" His question to the answer about a certain school board who officially recognized the language in 1996. I only saw one of the episodes of him on Jeopardy!, but I am glad I caught that one.

  130. What were the two Daily Doubles he missed? by angle_slam · · Score: 1

    What two Daily Doubles did he miss?

    1. Re:What were the two Daily Doubles he missed? by Fenris+Ulf · · Score: 1

      A: On Dec. 26, 1944 Patton's forces Relieved this town in Belgium's Ardennes; the germans were driven out in Jan.

      A: The name of this often brimless hat, popular in the 1920s, is French for "bell", after the shape of the hat.

  131. feissty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So like the Jeopardy host asked me this question, and I was working up an answer, and all of a sudden I said my answer and the host was like beep beep beebeep beep and my answer turned out to be wrong so I had to think of another answer, and this time it was the right answer, but I wasn't allowed to give it because I'd already lost. It was kind of a... bummer.

  132. Yay! by Kid+Zero · · Score: 0, Troll

    About time. Now the show can die peacefully.

  133. Kekekeke can't stop the Zerg rush! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing more needs to be said.

  134. It's ot just any [game | TV] show by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    Who cares about game show? I sure don't.

    Okay, I haven't watched it often over the decade(s) it's been on, but it's just about the only sign of intelligent life on Television.

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  135. The Episode he lost on was leaked months ago. by codeguy007 · · Score: 1

    Because they shoot the episodes so far in advance, it was leaked in the summer that he lost on his 75th episode. Though I had my doubts, obviously that was probably a credible leak.

  136. Please put your response in the form of a question by imidan · · Score: 2, Informative

    The person who submitted this doesn't seem to watch much Jeopardy!. Otherwise, it would be clear that "Most of this firm's 70,000 seasonal white-collar employees work only four months a year" is really the *answer* and not the question.

  137. Sweeps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a related note:

    Tonight was the last night of the November ratings period.

  138. The worst part... by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    The guy that had like -$2300 and never made into Final Jeopardy.

    He was on what will probably be the most memorable Jeopardy episode ever, and he got totally creamed.

    1. Re:The worst part... by polyiguana · · Score: 3, Interesting

      15% of all Jennings shows have had one contestant not participate in Final Jeopardy. That's way more than the usual amount which is closer to 5%. It should be noted that the cream rate dropped in Season 2 (remember than first two weeks of season 2 are actually technically taped in Season 1 due to the preproduction wait) as people who knew about Jennings and wondered WTF he was still on decided to play a bit more conservatively. (All episodes after Day 40 are in Season 2.)

    2. Re:The worst part... by ral315 · · Score: 0

      For what it's worth, all episodes after Day 48 are in Season 2.

  139. Re:Ken and I were roomates by freeweed · · Score: 1

    Maybe he's Forest GIMP?

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  140. MOD PARENT DOWN!!! incorrect by illumin8 · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but this information is just blatantly incorrect. Mormon is a nickname that members of the LDS church use for each other. It's not the official name, but most members won't be too offended if you call them that.

    Also, if you are a member of the LDS church then you don't practice polygamy at all. Polygamy is grounds for execution. There are a few "splinter groups" of crazies that split off from the LDS church and started their own polygamy cults, but they are not acknowledged by the church or it's members, and are generally considered to be wackos by most sane people.

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN!!! incorrect by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      OOPS! Not execution, I meant EXCOMMUNICATION... big difference... :-)

      (It's late)

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    2. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN!!! incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OOPS! Not execution, I meant EXCOMMUNICATION... big difference... :-)

      Really? You're going to hell either way :-)

  141. i think Ken threw it by zuspehen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ken definitely threw that game. Come on, he had $2.5M and was gonna give half of it away anyway, so he figures that he is only making half of what he will earn anyways. Plus he isn't a greedy guy so he obviously doesn't care for earning insane amounts of money. Personally though, on that one daily double about hats or something, he bet $6200!, when he was only $4000 up on the lady in double Jeopardy! I watched Ken every day on Jeopardy and he is never that reckless! He would have bet $200, usually. He repeated this again, when he bet $4200 on some category about plants or somthing whilst only being $2000 ahead. Although one must admire the delicate planning in leaving the sports category until last against the woman and the man that seemed obviously unintersted in sports (haha). I think Ken knew better on the final Jeopardy too. His response obviously contradicts the obvious fact that FedEx is blue collar, not to mention the fact that they are definitely not seasonal. He definitely threw it.

    1. Re:i think Ken threw it by ral315 · · Score: 0

      Did you pay attention to the last few seconds of Jeopardy? He scribbled down an answer just as the music started to end, probably a last-minute guess in hopes that it *might* be right. Not to mention that he almost always bets to round to an divisor of $5,000 (both bets were in an attempt to make it to $20,000). He NEVER bets $200 unless he doesn't know anything about the category. Of course he didn't throw it. Besides, why purposely lose if he could instead "retire" at the end of the game, with the extra $30,000 or so for winning, and a spotless 75-0 record?

  142. WTF?? by vwgtiturbo · · Score: 1

    You have got to be kidding me... Fed Ex?? For someone so smart, that sure was an idiotic answer. Come on... Do you think that he REALLY thought that FedEx only worked 4 months out of the year? I think that he either got bored of winning, or they forced him off because the producer may have thought that the viewers were bored of seeing him on the show (it becomes predictable when the guy wins 70 or so shows).

    1. Re:WTF?? by bmantz65 · · Score: 1

      Fed Ex, like UPS, hires throngs of people around this time for peak time, so maybe that was the route he was thinking. Usually they are temporary though. I work at UPS and it is far from white-collar work. Oh well. Just wait, UPS will get in on Wheel of Fortune somehow.

  143. MOD PARENT UP by mad.frog · · Score: 1

    Dang, used all my mod points. But he nailed it.

  144. Ho Hum.. Old news.. by GrBear · · Score: 1

    This was reported back on September 8th that he lost.. granted it was a rumour back then, but it was reported by multiple sources, including this site.

  145. Rule Out UPS by mkiwi · · Score: 1

    At least he could rule out UPS... browned-collar workers there....

  146. Spoiled all day long... by Stubtify · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Funny, Here in Los Angeles I heard a radio commercial this morning around 11:30am where Alex Trebek kept talking about how "Amazing" Ken Jenning's run has been, followed by an enticing "Will he continue his amazing streak?Watch tonight to see what happens"

    Also NPR had a small blurb on their Talk of The Nation show about how the stream "may" be over, this was also earlier in the day:

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?story Id=4192614

  147. Re:Ken and I were roomates by gkuz · · Score: 1
    I'm sorry, but I've got to call your bluff here.

    "Amsterdam Vallon" is a known troll, although I haven't seen him around in a while. I'd easily bet that there's not even a hint of a germ of truth anywhere in the GP post.

  148. Total Winnings by Aggrazel · · Score: 1

    3.5 million dollars.

    Thats $2.5 million from the folks at Jeopardy! and a cool $1 million from the folks at Fed-Ex for the great product placement they got there.

    WTG KEN!

    1. Re:Total Winnings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Less one million for the mormon church.

  149. SPOILER: Wednesday's episode. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at a CBS affiliate, so we get the shows 2 days early. Nancy Zerg loses in the Wednesday episode. Talk about wasting a win to just lose it the next day.

  150. where can i buy the dvds? by wintermute1000 · · Score: 1

    I think a DVD set of Jennings' streak would be a great focal point for the occasional obsessive trivia gathering.

    Wow, that would be a beautifully nerdy party. I can see myself settling down on a Friday night in front of a few episodes of Ken, too, just to unwind.

  151. Re:Ken and I were roomates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Agreed. I go to BYU and it would never happen. I've never known anyone here who drinks.

  152. Similarity to the movie "Quiz Show"? by steve_bryan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Am I the only one who saw the odd similarity to the moment when the character played by Ralph Fiennes in the movie "Quiz Show" purposely loses? It is a movie from 1994 so it is easy to rent a copy and it is a terrific movie. It is based on a real event from the 50's.

    1. Re:Similarity to the movie "Quiz Show"? by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      That character was a real person, Charles Van Doren, and for a time, game shows were too hot to touch due to the scandal. That they came back at all during the 60's and 70's is something of a minor miracle.

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    2. Re:Similarity to the movie "Quiz Show"? by steve_bryan · · Score: 1

      There were many remarkable aspects to the performance of Fiennes but the depiction of the character's decision to "lose" the contest and later to confess wrongdoing in front of a Congressional hearing raise the story to the level of a Greek tragedy. It may sound silly but I think the film accomplishes that. I am curious if the specifics of the incorrect answer were accurate or embellished for dramatic purposes. It is that moment of inexplicable error that seems familliar in this current contestant's error. Was he just tired of winning?

  153. She does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw the Wednesday's episode right after Tuesday's one aired. I work at a CBS affiliate, and we get the episodes two days in advance.

  154. I, for one, applaud CMU ECE/CS students... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...If anyone will bring us an army of robotic sex slaves, it is they.

    Take it from someone who started at CMU and fled: worst women EVAR.

  155. Siege Tanks, Goliaths, and a Science Vessel by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

    That's how I would beat Ken if I had to play him in a match of Starcraft. Of course, If I were named Zergling, I would just hold him off until I could build a huge fleet of guardians and a few scourge escorts, then fly my wave of destruction slowly over his base until he had nothing left but his primary building. Then it's a simple matter of amassing all my units while he watches helplessly and crushing him in one final jeopardy salvo! Muahahaha!

  156. Sponsored Ending? by rbrome · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else find it curious that this extremely anticipated and sure-to-be-talked-about moment in television just happened to prominently feature the brand names of two very large companies with very deep pockets for advertising and sponsorship?

    Not only that, but the timing is fascinating... FedEx is gearing up for holiday season, and H&R Block is gearing up for tax season. It's a crucial time for both companies, and the perfect time for am aggressive advertising ploy from both companies.

    I wonder if this could possibly be a coincidence, or if perhaps Jeopary is following the lead of The Apprentice in shameless brand placement...

  157. Ian Lygo by Rie+Beam · · Score: 1

    Interesting that he lost on 75...that's the current record for the most consecutive wins on a game show, currently held by Ian Lygo...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Lygo

  158. Taxed? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

    They get taxed? Here in the UK game show and lottery winnings are tax free.

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    1. Re:Taxed? by Karth · · Score: 1

      Yeah, in the US it's 33-40% to uncle sam.

    2. Re:Taxed? by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

      One of the only forms of income in the U.S. that is not taxed is money awarded from lawsuits. This may be one reason why Americans seem to like to sue each other so much.

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    3. Re:Taxed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So does that mean if I sued my employer every 2 weeks for my salary I legally wouldnt have to pay taxes on it?

  159. Re:Ken and I were roomates by isorox · · Score: 1

    We had both drank a lot - Ken said on the show he is a teetotaler.

    Oringinal quote

    I'll never forget the time I brought a really smart girl home who also happened to be very attractive. We had both drank a lot on a Thursday night, but unfortunately I had a Friday morning class.

    We. As in the OP and the Smart Girl.

    Now obviously a slashdotter talking to a girl, let alone "fooling arround" with an attractive one, it very unlikely, however he never claimed that he and his roommate drank.

  160. Coincidence ... or something more? by Aneurysm9 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Nightline ran a special on Ken's loss tonight and, who should be the sponsor at the first station break? FedEx, of course!

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  161. I believe the Emperor's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    name was Zurg, not Zerg.

  162. Re:Ken and I were roomates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    He used to be bisexual I think, but he reinvented his troll identity a bit ago.

    You know you read too much Slashdot when you recognize trolls more readily than athletes or media stars.

  163. -1, stupid by DrHyde · · Score: 0, Troll

    So some wanker on some wanky TV show watched only by other wankers did something. Big hairy deal. What makes this either "news for nerds" or "stuff that matters"?

    1. Re:-1, stupid by taffeylewis · · Score: 1

      I concur.

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  164. Regarding your sig... by thegnu · · Score: 1

    I would recommend putting them in the microwave. It's disgusting how they cripple the root user, even once it's enabled.

    Grrrr.... I have a story which I'll save for another time.

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  165. Just over? by digitalcowboy · · Score: 1

    Ken finished his record-streak with just over $2.5 Million

    It was $2,520,700 to be exact.

    Your point is probably right in mathematical terms... but... if you think that $20,700 is so trivial as to be referred to as "just over," then please come play poker with me.

    1. Re:Just over? by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      Compared to $2.5 mil, $20,700 is indeed trivial.

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  166. I think he just decided to quit by dcavanaugh · · Score: 1

    The question was not all that hard. I don't watch the show very often, but I think I remember that question from another episode. I think Ken provided a plausible-yet-wrong response just to go home. To me, it was ridiculously simple. When you think of industries that simply don't exist outside of their "season", it doesn't take long to zero-in on taxes.

    Then again, maybe not. I saw the show when it was on TV, my wife watched it later on tape. I paused the VCR during final jeopardy to ask my wife if she knew the answer. Much to my surprise, she didn't.

    Kind of ironic though. A guy who wins $2.5 million is going to be dealing quite a bit with income tax issues.

    I can't wait until they use this on the show:

    Answer: "This is an unlikely company to do Ken Jennings' tax return; it's mere existance got him kicked off of Jeopardy."
    Question: "What is H & R Block?"

  167. Google by Angafirith · · Score: 1

    Ken Jennings is a physical manifestation of google. I guess even Google is wrong from time to time.

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  168. a shame by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It's such a waste that 10% of that money is going to that cult of his. They have enough money. Why not give it to a real charity and not some self-perpetuating oppression device?

    (I know it's his to do with whatever he wants, of course, but I have the right to think he's a fucking idiot because of it.)

  169. Re:Ken and I were roomates by donbrock · · Score: 0
    I brought her back to my and Ken's room and Ken had already went to bed but the two of us ate some food, fooled around a little, and went to sleep.

    Let me get this straight. You fooled around with Ken?

  170. Spoken like a Mormon by scotta451 · · Score: 1
    It was the men (particularly Joseph Smith) marrying more than one non-widowed and not-so-extra single ladies that turned Missouri citizens against mormon settlers.

    Plural marriage, and the advocation of its practice, came first. Killing came later.

    1. Re:Spoken like a Mormon by psyburn · · Score: 1

      Joespeh himself did not have more than one wife.
      Emma would not permit him to, that also being a requirement
      (Emma helped formed the Reorganized LDS Church [I've lost track of their current name] after Joseph's death since there was a dispute on who the next prophet would be. The RLDS wanted the next prophet to be the son of the former. The main LDS Church works off the belief that the next prophet is one of the 12 Apostles)

      The killing happened for the mass migration of the religious group.

      BTW the RLDS are the one's who hold the Kirtland Temple if any of you have been there. They seem to think that they are the majority

      Final Note: The confusion of the Mormon/LDS thing. It's easy they are one and the same.

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    2. Re:Spoken like a Mormon by scotta451 · · Score: 1
      Wrong answer! No final Jeopardy for you!

      When Emma protested, Joseph came forward with a revelation from god advocating plural marriage, which addresses her directly. http://scriptures.lds.org/dc/132/51-57#51 (scriptures.lds.org)

      He went on to marry at least a dozen women, some say many, many more.

  171. Re:Ken and I were roomates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Former BYU quarterback Jim McMahon. But then again, he's not Mormon.

  172. Ken's a Java guy by kryzx · · Score: 1
    Thankfully, there is evidence to the contrary. In this interview (mentioned in a previous comment), when asked about books, he says "I have O'Reilly's nonfiction gem Java Servlet Programming sitting open on my desk right now!"

    That's right, Ken is a Java guy.

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  173. While He Was Away... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if his software engineer job was outsourced to India or China?

  174. If it were rigged, it would be in the button by isdnip · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I do not think that it was rigged. Ken Jennings just had the right stuff for the show, the ability to stay unfazed while his opponents got nervous. Some folks are good at it; he's the top of the curve.

    Having seen Nightline last night, which was about Jeopardy, and prepared in advance in secret, to be aired when the show where he lost was aired, I see how secure the questions were. It's highly unlikely that anybody could have been feeding him the questions (not the answers -- it's Jeopardy -- duh!). And given the stakes, it's unlikely that they were cheating at all, even if it were to improve ther ratings and profits. Merv's credibility is on the line, after all.

    But Jennings himself explained that much of the trick was in the button. It does not get activated until Alex Trebek is finished giving the "answer", and if you press too soon, you get locked out for a fraction of a second. So there's some logic behind the button mechanism.

    I was on a TV quiz show once. I do believe that particular one was rigged. No names -- it was probably before most current Slashdotters were born. It too used a button. And I noticed that one team's buttons -- the designated winners' -- responded differently than my team's. Of course those were the days of mechanical relays; game shows weren't computerized yet. It can be quite subtle, but a fraction of a second in timing can make all the difference.

    I just found Ken's observation interesting.

  175. An obvious one for this... by celery+stalk · · Score: 1

    1) 42

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  176. And Pete Rose is STILL banned from MLB... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EOM

  177. Hey! Doesn't Ken get to.... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 1


    ..come back for the annual Jeopardy Tournament of Champions?

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  178. When will it be on suprnova.og? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just checked and didn't find any Jeopardy shows on suprnova.org

  179. Ken got Zerged! by FreekyGeek · · Score: 1

    I can't believe that with all the geeks on /. no one made the obvious joke about Ken Jennings getting Zerged (by nancy ZERG, get it?)