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  1. Re:Orwellen on Feds Propose National Database of College Students · · Score: 0

    Draft Dodgers of the Twenty First and a Half Century!!

  2. FP on Desktop Pentium M Motherboard Review · · Score: -1, Troll

    Im on a Pentium M...
    Its so fast that i got First Post!!

  3. Hate to see the power bill. on X10 Hallowe'en Display · · Score: 0

    Remeber what happened in august 2003?

  4. Loony Toons.. on Chinese Satellite Crashes Into House · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are we sure this guy didnt have a really big high powered ACME magnet pointed straight up??

  5. Hypocracy!! on IE Holes Not Microsoft's Fault, Says Bill · · Score: 0
    You dont _NEED_ to download stuff from the net to screw up windows...just grab the next best compiler and try running this gem:
    #include <stdio.h>

    int main (void) {
    while (1)
    printf ("\t\t\b\b\b\b\b\b");

    return 0;
    }

  6. He said downloading... on IE Holes Not Microsoft's Fault, Says Bill · · Score: 0

    mind you he said downloading....so once you install bonzibuddy.exe you perfectly safe!

  7. Ewwwwwww!!!!!!!! on Mt. St. Helens Magma Reaches Surface · · Score: 0

    Nasty...the earth just popped a pimple.

  8. Re:*unplugs phone* on Supreme Court Backs Do-Not-Call List · · Score: -1

    I just did that, I havnt had a land line or cell phone in about 2 years. you have no idea how awesome it is to sleep in on a sunday without getting a wakeup call from the people who love jesus company.

    Next on my list is to set bear traps all over my yard making any attempt at solicitizing a sequal to any bond film.

  9. 640K is enough.... on Gates on Spyware and OS Competition · · Score: 1, Interesting

    THis is the same man (Borg?) that said 640K is enough for everyone. and now hes claiming 2OS is enough for the whole world...

    I just lost faith in humanity...

  10. If challange!??!? on 2004 IF Competition Games Available · · Score: 1

    if (!NULL){
    i_win = TRUE;
    }

    shit, this challange is damn easy!
    cant wait for the for loop challange.

  11. Simpsons quote... on Senator Alleges White House Wrote Allawi's Speech · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh My God, The PTA has disbanded!!

    *jumps thru window*

  12. Re:Surprise surprise... on 1 Terabyte Optical Storage Disks · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Simsons are bit of a relief from the usual 'library of congress' or ' minutes of music'

  13. NEWS FLASH!! on GDI Vulnerabilities: An Open Letter to Microsoft · · Score: 2, Funny

    This just in! Massive security flaw found in microsoft copyrighted code, which lests the hacker take over the users machine:

    int main(){
    printf("Hello World!");
    }

    Microsoft recommends heading over the windows update to patch this flaw.

  14. Not Just Apps.... on XP SP2 Can Slow Down Business Apps · · Score: 1

    Ive recently nuked my Comp and installed a Frash install of XP, with minimal Patches agianst some of the bigger things out there (Blaster, Welchia, Sasser, etc.) so thus far im happy with my holy, unpatched system.

    Anyway, When I had service pack 2 installed, my internet speed dropped from its ususal 5Mbit connection down to 1.7Mbit. Ever since The format and reinstall, My internet connection is back to its ususal rates.

    In other words, there are more bugs in SP2 then meets the eye!

  15. Re:American Spaceship on Hot Rod Job For SpaceShipOne · · Score: 1

    Paul Sr.

    Im getting aggravated.

  16. Re:Programs in the wild on XP2 Spotted In The Wild · · Score: 1

    This reminds me tha time aye put my finger in a croc's cloacha! chrikey!!

  17. Apocalypse! on Internet Meltdown Predicted for Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    As forseen by the bible code and notradamus and bob dole, this is the the ninth sign of the apocalypse!

    REPENT, I SAY!

  18. Library of congress - someone had to say it? on Movie Playback From 1TB Holographic Disc · · Score: 1

    SO, how many library of congress books would fit on one of these disks?

    Also what if we loaded a minivan up with these disks and drive the van from washington to moscow. would we have the most PHATest connection or what?

  19. Re:Am I the only person that thinks IE is ok? on Get Rid of Internet Explorer - Browse Happy! · · Score: 1

    SP2 doesnt fix anything. Internet explorer just has 60,000 new bugs that malicious users can hijack.

    Microsoft will never fix a problem. its just like trying to remove blood from a shirt with a crappy cleaner. I may look a bit cleaner but all you done is dilute the stain and made it a bigger mess.

    Same goes for IE 6.whatever.

  20. What will happen to slackware?? on Gene Therapy Turns Slackers Into Workaholics · · Score: 1

    Dear...........God....

  21. Re:Sponsored by Real Audio(TM) on More On Shatner's Possible Return To Trek · · Score: 1

    oddly enough, thats no buffering....thats how he ACTUALLY sounds!

  22. MST3K reference on More On Shatner's Possible Return To Trek · · Score: 1

    Captains Log: The ship is falling appart....and nobody likes me...

  23. OFMG!!!!! ...oh wait...nevermind. on Artificial Prion Created · · Score: 0, Redundant

    For a second there I thought the title said Artificial Pr0n Created....damn...

  24. Re:In other news... on Apollo 11 Photographs Unfrozen · · Score: 1

    actually, to me correct, they are not using the same computer...they are using THE computer that was blasted to the moon and back to host thier website.

  25. Hey I thought... on Computer Gaming PCs Try To Stack Up To Consoles · · Score: 1

    ...Xbox was the first PC that was turned into a console!!