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  1. Ahh yes on Sanyo Announces "Banryu" Home Security Robot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Robber 1: Oh shit a a robotic security system
    Robber 2: Gawd damn it! It's spotted us.
    Robber 1: RUN!
    Robber 2: It's still chasing us... Very... Slowly...
    Robber 1: stroll?

  2. Re:plan... and then? on Redirecting NASA · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd say just tell everyone there are terrorists up there and we have to get them. Problem solved.

  3. Sorry, I'm really, really sorry on Windows Longhorn Screenshots Available Online · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll just try and save a little time for the trolls.
    1) Imagine a beowulf cluster of these.
    2) ...
    3) PROFIT!!!!!!

    w1nd0wz sUx0Rz!!!

    umm did I miss anything?

  4. Re:Alot has to happen... on Toyota to Move to All Hybrid Vehicles By 2012 · · Score: 1

    The way the cost of gasoline is rising i wouldn't mind sacrificing ALOT of the power in my car if it could improve my mileage by any substantial ammount. I mean so long as I can do 100km/h to use the highways I'm good. The less I spend on gas the better.

  5. Re:I think I will pass on All-In-One Interface For All Your Retro/Legacy Drives · · Score: 1

    1)hardware that only gives drivers on floppys (common with network cards)
    Your answer:
    1) burn these to a cd

    How is he susposed to burn them to a CD if he can't read them from the floppy disk? Don't say download them off the net either. If it was a network card he needs the drivers for it may be a tad tricky to do that.
    You can have my 3.5" drive when you pry it from my cold dead hands.(Or something to that effect)

  6. Re:wamu on Online Banking And Browser Support · · Score: 1

    You mean to say that an MSCE will do something?
    How can someone that does nothing have an action figgure.

  7. Re:WHAT? on Top Ten Mac OS X Tips for Unix Geeks · · Score: 1

    Difference? Both have 4 wheels, 2 axels, 1 engine, a frame, suspension, steering system, breaks(In theory anyway, but thats another rant). Everything else is fluff. For my money I'll take the Ford Festiva for $2,575 so I can drive to and from school over the Rolls. :D

  8. Odd indeed. on Microsoft may Sanction the 'Switcher' PR-Rep · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone think Microsoft may be starting to sound a little like a government. They are proposing 'sanctions' now, next it will be 'peace keeping' and 'police actions'. Perhaps a dark vision of the future to come.

    Ok I'll take my medication now.

  9. Right... on Star Wars Producer Says Box Office is Doomed · · Score: 0

    Star Wars Producer Says Box Office is Doomed
    Only the force can save it now?

  10. Re:Job Discrimination on Your Genome Scanned While You Wait · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I always thought the purpose of a date was genetic sampling. I mean you get the look, the smell(which hopefully isn't too powerfully covered), and through a kiss perhaps a little taste. :) All of which are susposed to help you determine if mating with this person would produce fit offspring. Obviously if it would then you will be attracted to this person.
    I managed to dig up some stuff on it for anyone interested, my recolection is dim anyway.
    Try The Single Chromosome's Guide To Dating
    Or the Google Text Conversion

  11. Re:One good turn deserves another on Passport for Linux On the Way · · Score: 0

    That would just be doing them a favour. Increasing stability, functionality and such.

  12. Re:I H8 U M$!!!!@(%) on Microsoft Settlement Compliance Criticized · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Quote:
    [image of a frantic, add child with a tongue hanging out his loose elastic mouth with wide naieve eyes and snot down his nose]'
    MI NAYME IS MICHAEL IM GONNA EDIT THE "DOTO"!!!!! SLASHHOORAMAMA
    ooOOO LOOK ANTI MICROSOFT!!!!!!!!!! POST PSOT POSTPOST POSTPO SPOTPSOTSOPTOPTPSTOSOPTSOPT
    SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE
    Do you look anything like this[http://www.nylug.org/images/adler_images/linu x_nylug_booth.jpg]
  13. Re:The Sniper has been identified ... on Complex GUI Architecture Discussion? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Aren't you a chipper fellow.

  14. Re:My Favorite GUI on Complex GUI Architecture Discussion? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Application Error W98SETUP.exe has caused a Gerneal Protection Fault in module KRNL386.EXE at 0D02:20FF Close

  15. Re:Support Infrastructure on Email Over High-Frequency Radio in West Africa · · Score: 1

    No you see, if you are on the Information Super Highway© you don't need real roads and such. You can order your pizza on the internet and have it delivered by... umm never mind