User: CmdrTaco (troll)

DEAN WAXES PHILOSOPHIC, IN HAIKU FORM:

On: Extinction Of Human Languages Affects Programming?

A stunning collapse
I trusted dirty hippies
They're fucking worthless

Especially geeks
The dirty hippy geek crowd
Not worth a thin dime

Bitter lesson learned
Dirty hippies, co-eds, geeks
Not nearly enough

Fucking losers.

The only thing left now
Hang my head in shame and put
A bullet in it.

Fucking losers.

AND NOW A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS:

On: Comic Book Physics

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DEAN REMINISCES, IN HAIKU FORM:

On: Linux in Munich Followup

Bitter leason learned
Dirty hippies, co-eds, teens
Not nearly enough

this is not a first post attempt

A DEAN HAIKU

On: Delays Hurt Video Game Business

Dirty Hippy Thinks:
"I'll vote for Dean today. Meh.
Build Linux instead"

DEAN

On: Shuttle XPC Linux Network Appliance

hehehehehehehehe. ouch.

this is not a first post.

DEAN

On: Intel Devises Chip Speed Breakthrough

DEAN IS THE NEW GOATSE

On: The 100-Million Mile Network

BY WHICH, I MEAN A GIANTIC FAILED ASSHOLE

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggg gg gggggg

A DEAN HAIKU

On: Worried about Digital Evidence Tampering?

Intense searing pain
After finding support just
Few dirty hippies

'CAMPAING TRAIL 2004' IS A GREAT GAME

On: Good Online FPS Games/Servers For Beginners?

HINT: DON'T PLAY DEAN

DEAN

On: Nokia Takes Control of Symbian

HAHAHAHA, DEAN.

I GOT ONE AND SET IT TO DEAN'S CHANCES

On: Analog Approach to Displaying Data

THE NEEDLE SHOT LEFT AND THE FUCKING THING EXPLODED

don't use so many caps, it's looks like a crazy dean speech.

FAGS.

On: Audio/Video Conference with iChat and AIM

SP.

DEAN IS DOING AN EXCELLENT JOB

On: Tivo Tracks Superbowl Viewing Habits

AT LOSING.

AZ Kerry 46, Clark 24, Dean 13
MO Kerry 52, Edwards 23, Dean 10
SC Edwards 44, Kerry 30, Sharpton 10
OK Edwards 31, Kerry 29, Clark 28
DE Kerry 47, Dean 14, Lieberman 11, Edwards 11

this is not a first post.

DEAN IS VERY SUCCESSFUL

On: Microsoft Security Patch Fixes URL Security Flaw

AT FAILING IT.

FP

FP FAGS

On: Comcast Targets Internet "Abusers"

YOU HEARD ME.

FP

On: More MyDoom Gloom

FAGS.

LOOKS LIKE KERRY TORE DEAN A NEW GOATSE

On: BBC Buys Google News Keywords In Kelly Case

Re:Speaking of fags...

On: Rolling Your Own Wireless Communications System?

The hug? No, that alone does not make you gay. However, all the cocksucking and anal sex that followed the hug does, in fact, make you gay.

FAGS

On: Rolling Your Own Wireless Communications System?

FAGS

DON'T FORGET THE FAGGOTRY CHARGES

On: DVD CCA Drops Case; DeCSS Not a Trade Secret

LEVIED AGAINST YOU! (Those won't be dropped so easily.)

GODDAMNIT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

On: Spirit Rover Communications Error

When the hell are you going to leave? Your opinions are complete shit. "surprising frequency and ease"???? What year do you think this is? 1965? Your post just shows what a complete idiot you are.

FAGS

On: The Absolute Worst Working Environment?

FAGS

HEY DEAN FAGGOTS:

On: 'Bagle' Worm Heading For A Windows PC Near You

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA

you are fags

AHHAHAHHAHHAAHSHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

you are fags

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHA

fucking losers

YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT

On: Oscar Screener Leak Traced

while ( 1 ) {

print "Go away fuckhead. You are so pathetic.\n";

}

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? HOMER SIMPSON?

On: Army to use MMOG for Simulation Training