User: CmdrTaco (troll)

AH, ZONK, YOU AND YOUR BACKDOOR PENETRATION STORYS

On: Hacker Finds Multiple PDF Backdoors

You sure have a thing for them.

FILE THIS UNDER: WHO GIVES A SHIT.

On: Canadian Sony Rootkit Settlement Stirs Controversy

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THEY NEED THAT DNA ANALYSIS EQUIPMENT

On: Helping Other Big Brothers Go High Tech

They need to make sure blood on the bullet matches up so they don't bill the wrong family.

IT WOULD BECOME HIPPYPEDIA, JUST LIKE SLASHDOT

On: Could a Reputation System Improve Wikipedia?

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SPIN IT FAGGOTS

On: DRM Hole Sets Patch Speed Record For Microsoft

Spin it.

HOPEFULLY NOT LONG AT ALL.

On: How Retailers Watch You

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DEAR FAGGOTS:LIKE AIDS, TWAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME

On: Steve Irwin Dead

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DEBIAN AND UNBUNEGRO SIGNIFY THE FAILINGS OF LINUX

On: Trouble on the Debian Front?

It's like two gangs of ethnics fighting over perceived slights. Fucking faggots, this is why you'll never make it. Unify behind a strong server distro and be happy because that's the best you are ever going to see.

IN OTHER NEWS, ZONK PHISHES FOR ASS CRACK

On: AT&T Crack Part of a Phishing Operation

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VI? FUCK YOU, YOU DIRTY HIPPY - GET BACK TO USENET

On: What is the Ultimate Linux Development Environment?

use emacs.

YOU DON'T, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

On: A Working Economy Without DRM?

Case closed.

DONT LET THE DOOR HIT U ON THE WAY OUT, SUGAR TITS

On: AOL CTO Shown the Door

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IN OTHER NEWS: ZONK REPORTS EXCESSIVE ANAL TEARING

On: Apple Admits to Occasional Excessive Work Hours

"Just the occasional massive black cock in the anus,", mused Zonk as he vomitted out a pint of feces soaked semen.

MORE HIPPY SLASHDOT BULLSHIT

On: A 'Witch Hunt' in Silicon Valley

If these people commited crimes - they need to pay. Fuck em.

YOU FUCKING HIPPIES MAKE ME LAUGH

On: New 'No Military Use' GPL For GPU

IF the military wants it, the military will TAKE IT. And, as the saying goes, there isn't a goddamned thing you can do about it.

NO NO NO

On: Censured for Censorship in China

Here at Slashdot, imposing our will on China is OK. Imposing our will in the middle east is NOT.

LOL YOU BITCH LIBERALS

On: Terror Plot, NASA, DHS Patch Alert

Terror is your election enemy. Say goodbye to '06 and '08.

CRAAAAAAAAACK GOES THAT KOOKY DEM PARTY

On: How Not To Run a Campaign Website

Say goodbye to '08. LOL. Idiots.

SHITBACK: SHIT FOR NERDS, INSERT INTO MOUTH NOW

On: Torvalds Critiques of GPLv3 and FSF Refuted

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$1.50 MORE THAN I'LL PAY WHEN I STEAL IT FROM WORK

On: Microsoft to Charge for Office Beta

And that's no beta people - that's RELEASE!

REMINDS ME OF AN OLD SAYING:

On: Happy System Administrator Appreciation Day!

System administrators are like assholes. That is all.

THANKS FOR THAT SHIT NUGGET OF INSIGHT FAGFAG21

On: OpenDarwin Project Shutting Down

Shouldn't you be out peddling your new open source band, starting several neighborhood commitees, barbequeing your lunch, syncing your pda on a stolen wifi connection and saving the world or something?

CONGRATULATIONS, SLASHDOT - YOU WON!!!!

On: Yahoo! Sells, Advocates DRM-Free Music

Jessica Simpson indeed.

LOOKS LIKE ZONK SCORED SOME ANAL FROM ROLAND

On: Catching Photons Coming from the Moon

Or is it the other way around? Who knows...

RUSSIA IS A LAWLESS SHITHOLE

On: UK Recording Industry Wants Allofmp3 An Issue at G8

They will laugh at you.