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  1. Congrats. Now eat a dick. on Breathalyzer Source Code Revealed · · Score: 1

    I don't own a car, either. However, I've also driven after having a few drinks - possibly even being over the legal limit - and I've never been pulled over, killed anyone, or wrecked my car as the result of it. Because when I'm over 0.08, I'm just not drunk. At most, I talk a little too much, and that's about it.

    You fucking moralistic shitbag. I hope you die of a venereal disease.

  2. Please, mod parent up on Bad Movie Physics Hurt Scientific Understanding · · Score: 1

    Because, sadly, it's true.

  3. Not only was he an asshole on Woz Details His Plans for Energy-Efficient House · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    but he was also an Objectivist. But I repeat myself.

  4. Gore was obviously the better choice on Re-Vote Likely After E-Vote Data Mishandling · · Score: 1

    Assuming 9/11 had still happened, etc. the world still would have been far better off with Gore as president, if for no other reason than that Gore wouldn't have been stupid/venal enough get us into the Iraq quagmire.

  5. That's a great idea on The Dusty Concern for the Mission to Mars · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's a wonderful idea. Someone should just go tell the computer scientists and engineers to get their thumbs out of their asses and invent us some artificial intelligence, since obviously all they do now is sit around playing D & D and doing bong hits.

    The sheer vision - it borders on godlike.

  6. "MySQL is FASTER" on 8 Reasons Not To Use MySQL (And 5 To Adopt It) · · Score: 1

    That statement is proof positive that you have no fucking idea what constitutes a good quality RDBMs or when you ought to use one.

  7. Re:You're toos tupid to figure it out I guess on Not All the DOJ Missing Emails Are Missing · · Score: 1

    Is that what Rush tells you?

    Maybe you should find yourself a non-drug-addled source for news.

  8. Or they could use their own backend... on Google To Add Presentations · · Score: 1
  9. Re:Retarded Moderation on SCO Vs. IBM Leaks Exposed · · Score: 4, Informative
    Do moderators have no shame or sensibility?

    No, pretty much not. The problem with the moderation on slashdot is that it depends on the same fucking morons who read and post to do the moderation. They don't bother thinking about/reading the articles before commenting, why bother with either when judging comments?

  10. Guess what... on Leaked Microsoft Dossier on Journalist · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You don't always have to act like a 6-year old with impulse control problems.

  11. Re:Universal morals on Morality — Biological or Philosophical? · · Score: 1

    Close, but not quite. Chomsky's UG is the biological endowment for language in human beings, serving as a set of constraints and requirements for the development of actual instances of human language.

    (hopefully, there's another linguist around who has a different reading of whatever the fuck Noam's getting on about that'll contradict me)

  12. no, but.. on NASA Confirms Solar Storm Near 2012 · · Score: 1

    No, I'm not, but I'm a married adult with a job and interests in the real world.

  13. The Mayan calendar change isn't significant on NASA Confirms Solar Storm Near 2012 · · Score: 1

    It's just the end of the current round of the long count in the calendar. Then it start over.

    It's not the end of anything in any significant sense, just the turning of a wheel. It's just as reasonable to think of it as a beginning.

  14. Re:Schlubs on Novell Releases OO–OOXML Translator · · Score: 1

    I understand perfectly well how commas work. I also understand how native speakers of
    a language can take a potentially ambiguous orthographic representation and determine
    the proper reading from it by use of pragmatic factors, world knowledge, and an understanding
    of intonational features that would be present in a spoken rendering of said sentence.

    Finally, there's nothing wrong with my sense of humor; I just didn't find the post funny.

  15. wrong on Linux Systems and the New DST · · Score: 1

    If you're writing a scheduling system, you want everything in UTC. Cause it's independent of locale.

    For display purposes, you display a time that's appropriate to the user's locale. If you're concerned about historical
    data, you have your display be intelligent enough to know that the DST switch happened in 2007.

  16. Re:Schlubs on Novell Releases OO–OOXML Translator · · Score: 1

    Sorry; I'd written my post for native speakers of English, who are able to speak the
    sentence with proper intonation, such that the indented reading is clear.

  17. That's not flamebait on Novell Releases OO–OOXML Translator · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's a good point. Some dudes at sun with a bunch of schlubs in their underwear at home can
    figure out the various office formats and save their docs to them. Why can't MS work that out

  18. Re:10,000 customers? on MySQL Prepares To Go Public · · Score: 1

    Don't you feel the burning irony of posting this on Slashdot, one of the more prominent MySQL users?

    I'd bet not; nor would I. I'd imagine that the grandparent poster is merely someone who likes writing applications against a more featureful database.

  19. Re:Moo on US Attorney General Questions Habeas Corpus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You mean the same Arlen Specter that slipped a provision into the Patriot Act at renewal time
    that greatly broadened the White House's ability to replace US Attorneys without the consent
    of Congress (which they've done quite quickly, replacing longtime attorneys with politically
    connected Republicans)? The guy who totally rolled over on the illegal wiretapping program?
    That guy?

    It's nice that you're so optimistic about the possibility of Republicans acting in the interests
    of the nation rather than their party and president. But you're naive if you really expect
    anything long term to come of it. After all, 2008 is coming, and it's time to pander to the
    fringe.

  20. Re:Early Worm Gets the Bird on Novell/Microsoft Deal Punishment for SCO? · · Score: 2, Funny

    suddenly Novell are left with an operating system which is dying on the vine as nobody else is supporting it
    Huh. Novell stuck with a dying OS that nobody else is supporting. Why is it that sounds so familiar?

  21. Actually, you are pretty gay on Vista Gets Official Release Dates · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Super faggity fag fag.

  22. Why only 3 GB of RAM max? on Apple Unveils MacBook Pro with Core 2 Duo · · Score: 1

    I was shopping for a new laptop recently and saw that the Dell Latitudes with Merom support up to 4 GB of memory (if you really wanna shell out that kind of money for a 2-GB SODIMM).

    Any idea why the MBP only supports 3?

  23. Re:Who has rejected what? on Apple Should Get Out of Hardware? · · Score: 1

    Heh. 3270 emulator. Thanks for the chuckle.

    At least there won't be a new EBCDIC.

  24. Re:Commendable on Google Campus to Become Solar-powered · · Score: 1

    If your contention was that you were unable to determine if my post was intended as humor, it speaks volumes about you that even the dipshits that get mod points at Slashdot (no offense, guys) got the joke. Unless you're just trying to the mask the fact that your sense of humor rises little above the level of the racist/homophobic, in which case you've done a rather incompetent job of it.

    And, for the record, my attitude was not "holier than thou." It was "more intelligent and better educated than thou." I mean, come on, "jockularity?" Is that the quality of being a jock? And I shan't even condescend to correct your spelling of "condensending," if only for fear you might intend some term related to condensation.

  25. Re:Commendable on Google Campus to Become Solar-powered · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sometimes, we normal* people say things of a certian kind to produce a specific effect, often called "humor."

    If we view this in set theoretic terms, then assuming a universe of discourse, U, containing statements, there is a set of statments which may be characterized as having this property, "humor."** We will call this set, H. The set H contains a variety of partitions - "slapstick," for example. Among these partitions is one, which we will call S, which contains those statements which are, or contain a subpart that is, deliberately counterfactual or contrary to the actual opinions and attitudes of the speaker. That is, the speaker says the opposite of what s/he actually might think or feel, so as to produce a statement that will be considered a member of the larger set H. The statement I made in the post to which you are responding is a member S; that is, it involves the use of counterfactual remark.

    I hope this clears the matter up for you.

    * I say "we normal people" because I am, perhaps uncompassionately, characterizing whatever makes you unable to recognise a fucking joke as some kind of brain disorder.

    **I am aware of the difficulties that can arise from defining sets by properties (fuck you, Bertrand Russell!), but the lack of formal rigor affects the matter very little in this particular instance.